39 Reasons Why We Can't Wait For The Return Of "Breaking Bad"

By Joanna Robinson | Lists | August 9, 2013 |

By Joanna Robinson | Lists | August 9, 2013 |

Because Most Men Live Lives Of Quiet Desperation

Some Others? Not So Quiet.

Because I Don’t Really Get This Photo Shoot. Is It Because That’s A “Kid” And Jesse Really Likes “Kids”?

Because In Case You Hadn’t Noticed, Jesse Really Likes Kids

Because He Keeps Using That Word. I Do Not Think It Means What He Thinks It Means.

Because He Keeps Using That Word. And It Means Whatever He Needs It To Mean.

Because Of The Things We Loved That Didn’t Make It

And The Things We Loved That, Against All Odds, Did

Because Of Crawling Spaces

Crawling Head Cases

And Crawling Faces

Because It Teaches Us Science

Because It Teaches Us The Law

Because Sometimes It Leaves A Bad Taste In Our Mouths

Because This Moment Was Pretty Saucy

But This Was Even Saucier

Because It Asks The Important Questions

Because Of The Ones Who Hesitate

And The Ones Who Don’t

Because At Least Somebody Still Remembers Wayfarer 515

Because These Sky Blue Margaritas Should Be The Ones You Knock Back This Sunday

But Not Too Many. Okay, Kids?

Because, Damnit, Skyler, You Had One Job

Because When He Laughs We Laugh

And When He Cries We Bawl

Because It Was Love At First Sight

Because You All Wish You Were In Like Flynn

Because Of The Subtle Imagery

Because Of The Not So Subtle Imagery

Because Aunt Marie Used To Be A Super B*tchy Kleptomaniac. Man, Therapy Really Works.

Because Despite All Walt’s Rage He Is Still Just A Rat In A Cage

Because It Put The Q In ABQ

Because If This Kid Dies, My Heart Will Break

Uh, This One Too, I Guess

Because, What, You Have Something Better To Do?

Because, Yup, That About Sums It Up

Because The Show’s Five Seasons Take Place Over Roughly A Year And In That Time Skyler Has Had A Baby, Found Out Her Husband Had Terminal Cancer, Found Out Her Husband Was Cooking Meth, Found Out Her Husband Was A Sociopath SO MAYBE YOU ALL COULD GIVE HER A BREAK AND SHOVE YOUR SKYLER WHITE HATE WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE. Okay?

Because, Despite Stiff Competition, It’s Still The Best Damn Show On Television

Because It’s Only Two More Days, Guys. Cheers.