Sandra Bullock Raps Just Like Your Mom Would. If Your Mom Could Crack Walnuts With Her Thighs.

Like many of us, Sandra Bullock learned all the words to “Rapper’s Delight” when she was young in order to impress a boy. What, you didn’t do that? I tell you, the boys swoon right around the “ho-tel, mo-tel, Holiday Inn” bit. Sandy grudgingly showed off her lyrical prowess on Jonathan Ross’s show over the weekend. I say grudgingly, but I’m pretty sure they have to run all these bits by the guests. In fact, I’m pretty sure Sandy’s people called Ross’s people and told him to cue up The Sugarhill Gang. If the reluctance is an act, it’s too bad, because Sandy’s performance would have been much more fun if she had really gone for it. But the mom-ish rapping is pretty cute and there’s no arguing with them gams.