I’ve been around the viral video block long enough to smell a rat. Even where they may be no rats. But I suspect some, if not all, of this spontaneous dance frivolity was planned. The usher, at least, has to be a plant. Right? Maybe not. Maybe I need to get off the internet and go to more Detroit Pistons games in order to regain my innocence. Either way, enjoy this kid showing them all how it’s done.