Ack! Beyonce Forgets The First Rule Of Hair Maintenance: You Never Go Full Felicity

Alright, fine, damnit, Beyonce looks amazing. She always looks amazing. This here is one of the classiest selfies I’ve ever seen. I’m just going to have to go ahead and pretend Beyonce lopped off her locks in solidarity with Maggie Jordan from “The Newsroom.” Why? Because that would be a ridiculous thing to do and I could use a little ridiculous from Beyonce. This, alas, is just more of the same. Per-f*cking-fection