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The 2020 Pajiba Ten: The 10 Brainiest, Most Lustful Celebrities on the Planet
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The Best TV Shows of 2020
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What If Posters For the Worst Movies of 2020 Used Pull Quotes from Pajiba?
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The Most Fun TV Shows(ish) of 2020
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FKA twigs Sues Ex-Boyfriend Shia LaBeouf, Citing 'Relentless Abuse'
Do You Like Good Music? Not Anymore
Trailer: The Hills Are Alive With 'The Sound of Metal'
The World Reacts to the Devastating Loss of Chadwick Boseman
The 10 Most Popular Netflix Original Movies of All Time
Pajiba Love, Juneteenth Edition: Congresswoman Pressley Would Like a Word, Mr. Barr
So Much Grief
Donald Trump 'Discusses' George Floyd and Police Violence, In His Own Words [Graphic Video]
Jim And Pam Were Not Meant To Be 💔
Evangeline Lilly Is Sorry
'Scream' Co-Stars Matthew Lillard and Courteney Cox Have Daughters Named Coco, Who Are Inspiring for Very Different Reasons Today
Chris Evans and His Brother Provide the Regrettable Quarantine Content We Need
'Birds of Prey' (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Box Office and Love the Beaver)
Review: 'Slings and Arrows' Is a Ruthlessly Efficient Killing Machine
A Love Letter to the Drooling Tower of Stupid That Is Netflix's 'Another Life'
Miley Cyrus Opens Up About Her Divorce to Liam Hemsworth, Refutes Cheating Allegations
The 2019 Pajiba Ten: The 10 Brainiest, Most Lustful Celebrities on the Planet
'The Magicians' Explores Daddy Issues with '80s Anthems and Demon Spirits
Presentation Matters: Olivia Munn's Misguided Attack of GoFugYourself
'The Magicians' Season 4 Finale Is a Master's Class in How NOT to Treat Queer Characters
A Stripping Playlist For Fallen TLC "Star" Jon Gosselin's Beefcake Debut
Was There Ever a Better Time for a TV Adaptation of 'The Handmaid’s Tale'?
How Liberals in Britain View Donald Trump
What Did Trump Say To Melania?
Better Than Google or Jeeves, It's Ask Bekka and Jodi!
An Open Letter To Warner Bros CEO Kevin Tsujihara About Layoffs, Zack Snyder, and Donuts
Heroes On A Half Shell With Fudge Sauce And Extra Anchovies
Heavier Than A Needle But Lighter Than A Longclaw
H.P. Lovecraft Teaches the Craft of Love
Oh, Baby, Rowsdower Saves Us.
Eloquent Eloquence: Figgy's Swan Song
Eloquent Eloquence: Best Comments of the Week
Probably Not The Worst Performances You'll See From Carl Lewis This Year
Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the day
Eloquent Eloquence Comments of the Week
Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day
Children Are The Future Unless We Stop Them Now
Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day
Never Doubt My Commitment to Sparkle Motion
Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day
Project Runway Season 9: How do you fix a broken show?
Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day
Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day
Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day
Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day
If You Gave 11-Year-Old Boys Red Bull, Porn And History Channel Documentaries, You'd Get
Sucker Punch
Eloquent Eloquence Returns! (Kinda)
Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day
Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day
In An Alternate Universe, Michael Bay Is A Realtor
Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day
Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day
Putting Boot to Ass
Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day
Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day
Comment of the Day: Tonight, We Dine on Scrota!
Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day
You Could Be Drinking A Known Felon
Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day
Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day
Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day
I Got Your "Angel" Right Here
Garfunkel and Oates Get Douched
Yukon Ho!
Khan In Sixty Seconds
Nine Women (And One Man) That Make Men Melt
Single White Male
Dear Valentine's Day
Love Is A Beautiful Thing
Do What This Man Says
Like Football And Dick Jokes?
And It's Only Going To Get Uglier
I Slam In The Back Of My Dragula
MENDOZZZZAAAAAA!
Free P****!
This Is Nightcrawler
You Sexy Like A Chocolate Covered Strawberry
It's About To Get Meat Up In This Biznatch
Finally Someone Is Thinking of the Children
Your Words Are Infectious
Bobby McFerrin Is Cooler Than You
Money For Nothing
A Dream Realized
Hobbes Fights Like You Wish You Could Fight
There Is No More Unreason Left
Of Donkey Kong And Record Players
Wear Eye Protection
I Understand That You Have Good Intentions
Lobo's Paramilitary Christmas
Ain't No Shame In My Game
You're A Mean One, Kenny Loggins
Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow (In Moderation)
An Instant Christmas Classic
THIS WOMAN MUST BE STOPPED!
I'm Sorry, Where Are You Again?
We Don't Need No Water
A Big Ol' Middle Finger to HIV
This Is Better Than Happy Life Day
F*cking Spiders... Who Even Likes Spiders?
This Christmas I Want An Ice Pick To The Ear Drum
Suck It, Jack Thompson
The 2010 Golden Douchebag Awards
White Men
Can
Dance
I Approve Of All Of This
Rock Out With Your Cock Out
The Internet Hates You
I'm Becoming Cliff Huxtable
Eff Yeah, Torgo!
MGMT Album Or Terrible Sonic Fan-Art? You Decide!
Sooooooo... Aliens?
Who Doesn't Love Katy Perry
That Boy is Sharp as a Bowling Ball
Oh, You Have An iPhone Too?
The Dancing Dreidels Means It's Hanukkah!
The Canonization Of St. Xtina
Music For Potter Nerds
That's Not Much Of A Happy Ending Now Is It?
*Rimshot!*
Happy Regretsgiving!
Meh, He's Still Funnier Than Fred Armisen
I Hate You, Bobby Flay
The Cost of Higher Education
F*cking Clowns, Man. F*cking Clowns.
Hey, Not Every Dog Can Be Lassie, Okay?
F*ck Shaking Your Tush On The Catwalk
This Is What You Get For Being Too Dumb For Life
Your Flame Wars Displease Me
Dear Chapters
Apparently, "Famewhore" Is Now A Viable Career Choice
Sit... Stay... Good Boy
The Story Of Butthole Day
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year!
Stroking His Ego 140-Characters At A Time
Please Come Back Rick Moranis... We'll Bake You Cookies!
MUPPETGASM
The Biggest Box Office Bomb Ever
MEGA-SHARK LIVES ON!
YES. More Of This.
Canada Loves Her Queens
Schadenfreude... Sweet, Sweet Schadenfreude
Want To Keep Your Man? Learn To Use A Machine Gun.
Is Your Girl A Republican
Friends Don't Let Friends Drink And Blog
Sanity: 1. Fear: 0.
Happy Halloween, Eloquents...
Canadian Horror Films You May Not Have Seen But Probably Should
Ten Horror Movie Creatures You Probably Don't Want Watching You Sleep
Hello, Terrifying New Nightmares...
So What Are You Wearing?
Sweet Zombie Jesus!
What The Hell Are You Supposed To Be?
Down In A Hole Losing My Soul
For Frak's Sake, They're Just Crunch Berries! MOVE YOUR DAMN CART!
A Little Something For Your Dreams
It's Okay Candy Corn, We Still Love You Too
Where's Your God Now, Comic Book Geeks?
Got Ghosts?
Go F*ck A Virtual Sheep, Farmville
I'm Still Crazy
And The Grammy For The Best Rap Album Goes To
Well How Else Am I Supposed To Carry My Wine Glass? In My
Hand
?
I, For One, Welcome Our New GIF Overlords
Yes, I'm Sure Your Baby Appreciates This
Halloween Hijinx
R.I.P. (Straight) Porn
California Dreaming
Killer Croc Is The New Joker
Less Than Meets The Eye
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!
You Do Realize You're Basically A Professional Bully, Right?
Sheer Damn Manliness
I Will Break Your Knees, Chickadee
Look At Me I'm Leatherface
You're Stuck With Me, Bitches
Chr*st! Lighten Up!
Oh Andy Rooney... You So Cuh-Ray-Zay
Let's Go Exploring
Still Less Embarrassing Than 30 Seconds To Mars
It Gets Better
If They Take My Stapler Then I’ll Set The Office On Fire
People Died Today. Sorry About That.
Fatherhood is Awesome
Hello Sally! Goodbye, Sally.
Knowledge of Non-Knowledge is Power
I've Made A Huge Mistake
Fan-Made Done Right
This Is The Closest We'll Ever Get To "Jon's Hamm"
Affluent Effluent
Anyone Up For A Very Joel McHale Christmas?!
Men: Shave and Get Drunk
Ass Ass Baby
Eat A Bag Of Sh*t, Cancer
Death of the Hipster Douche
Do You Have A Vagina? Congratulations! Lifetime Just Set You Back 20 Years.
If You Touch Yourself, God Will Throw You Into A Firepit Forever
Do They Only Stand By Ignorance?
Eye Patches: Officially Back In Style
"Deadpool" Will Be Filthy
I Got A Pocket Full Of Sunshine
Guess Who's Gonna Be Eating Peach's "Cake" Tonight?
No, Seriously: What The F*ck Is A Nikki Minaj?
...Oh, F*ck The What.
Juggalos: How The F**k do They Work?
Oh Yeah Baby, Stick Your
Fallack
In My
Rugen
I Want To Try This At Home
Star Wars VII
Find Out What Happens When Pajibans Stop Being Nice, And Start Being Drunk
Thanks A Lot Toad, Now I Don't Like Vaginas Anymore
Sex,
Lies
and Videotape
Social Interaction Is For Suckers
Are You The Goddess
Oh, You're About To Learn Who You're Gonna Call... Ghostbusters
Robocop Has Feelings
NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE
It's Rumorin' Time!
Shut The F*ck Up, Kids! The Moving Picture Box Is On!
Personally, I'm A Fan Of The Reverse Light Cycle
Mmmmmm, Meat Popsicles
Legen... Wait For It...
OH HAI, THROW ME IN TEH FUCKING GARBGE PLZ? KTHXBAI!
An Apology
Oh Look, Her Meal Ticket Is Free
I'm More Atari Too
Know What My Favourite Mexican Holiday Is? Cinco DENIED-O!
America Can't Find Its Hat
Mad Men With Mutants?
WATCH ME F*CK!!!
Haha, It's Funny Because Your Life Is Over
Your Husband Is Probably Banging Other Husbands
Inspiration From Tragedy
Don't Trust the Darkness, Don't Trust the Light
Kristen Schaal Makes You Think About Alf Eating P*ssy
I'm F**king Ray Bradbury
So, Dawn's In Trouble? Must Be Tuesday
Little Miss Muffet Sat on Her Tuffet
It's The Night Of A Thousand Douches!
The Dude Abides
A Bit More Childhood Trauma
Not THAT Illusionist
CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! AACK!
I Wish I Had A Slide And A White Board
NBC Makes Bad Decisions
We've Finally Found The Worst Thing On The Internet!
Violence Makes Ronald a Sad Clown
You Still Suck, Weezer
Dustin Will Soon Be Out of A Job
Women Don't Hate You, Sam Rockwell
I Hate You All
Thiiiiiiiiiis
Much!
The Story of Gary Jormph-Jomp
There Is Never A Bad Time For Ryan Reynolds
Mowing Lawns and Eating Candy
Meet The New Boss
Suck A D*ck, Proposition 8
Ray Stevens Could Never Have Imagined This
YO NEW YORKER, I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH...
Timothy Olyphant Will Sex You Up
Your Move, Sharks. Your Move.
Ok, Now I'm Not Going
The Poutine: A Mix of Cheese, Fries, Gravy and Shame
Bicycle Bicycle, You Are My Bicycle
AMC's Next Project
Right, Like the Guy in the $3,000 Suit Will Escape on Anything Else. COME ON!
Only In My Dreams
Dungeons & Dragons + D*ldos = You're Welcome
That's a Lot of Hairball
The Power of Christ Compels Him
Shut the F*ck Up, Cindy Lou Who
Como Se Dice "Blood and Titties"?
Today's Forecast: Cloudy With a Chance of Apocalypse
Movie Theater Heaven and Hell
Tron 2: Electric Boogaloo (Hey That Kinda Fits!)
Are You Owning Your Gay Yet?
George Lucas Needs to Recruit
Guess He's Not the Last!
Australia Does Not Heart Gay Zombies
I'm on a Horse
KNIFE TO THE EYE!
Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200
Dustin Has Officially Lost It
The Rock Returns
IT'S A TRAP!
I Will Not Make a Joke About Blaculas
Sharks Are Terrifying and They Will Eat Your Ass
It Can't Be More Boring Than Benjamin Button
Armond White: Dipsh*t Reviews For Dumbass People
I Dunno, I Think I'd Like Him When He's Angry
Kill Yourself, Spencer Pratt
They're Just Sad Because They Realized That Soccer Sucks
This Summer, The Bellringer Tolls for Thee
That Is One F*ckable Corpse
Do We Still Care About Woody Allen?
Yes Yes, Very Nice, But Where Are the Hats Like A Shark's Fin?
That "We Just Dodged a Bullet" Feeling
If I Had a Dick, This Is Where I'd Tell You to Suck It
First the Facebook Movie, Now This
Well, There Goes the Colombian Economy
I Will Give You Your Links, But You Will Blow Me First
Sarsgaard Goes Bluegraass
Happy Canada Day, 12-Year-Old Lesbian!
Paranormal Activity 2: In My Pants?
Lady Gaga Has Been Knighted With a Pork Sword
A Grande No-Fat Skim F*ck You With Extra Foam
Part "Zodiac," Part "Pi?"
Awwwww, Chris Brown Needs a WHAAAAAmbulance
Sorry, Neill Blomkamp Fans
Sean Connery Wants That Beaver
Doctor Who?
The Marveltank Rolls On
Don't Call It "The Facebook Movie"
Who's Your Favorite Superhero?
Can Someone Explain the Giant Sandwich?
Boobs and Superheroes!
It Doesn't Help That You Are a Thumbhead!
The Intellectual Property That Cannot Die
No, You Suck!
Wizard, Doctor, Vampire Hunter
Wherein I Ramble About Comics
Ratner Ruins Your Great-Great-Grandparents' Childhood
Hammer of the Gods!
An '80s Cartoon Relaunch May Not Suck
A Victory For Terrible Television
Crooones!
Being Kung Fu Pandavich?
The H Stands for Hilarious!
I Wish This Was About "Lost" Too.
I Have No Shame!
You Can't Just Say P*ssy?
I'm a Cool Mom! Right, Regina?
The Ant Is His Penis?
No More "Heroes"
District 10?
Dropping the Cougar Like John Mellencamp
I Wanna Hold Your Braaaiiiiiinsss
101 Classic Jokes About Fortune Telling and Cocaine
Hooray for (the) Hollywood (Sign)
Greed, for Lack of a Better Word, Is Monopolymovie
Where's the Annual Love for
Ferngully
,
Bio-Dome
and
Medicine Man
?
Do Movie Geeks Really Hate Gwyneth Paltrow?
Volcano 2: The Inconvenience
Roger Ebert or Harry Knowles: Choose Your Side
Putting Donkey in a Donkey Show: One
Shrek
of a PR Stunt!
Another Step Closer to a
Calvin and Hobbes
Movie
Caught in the Web: the Sticky Situation of Movie Blogs
Game Over: No More Need for an
ID4
Sequel
Eh, I'm Still Waiting for the Holomax Shark Movie
The Runaways Movie You Want Gets a Director You Don't Want
Tipping My Hat to the New Constitution
Submit Your Requests For Hollywood Apologies Right Here
Whoa, Take 'er Easy There, Pilgrim
Sam Rockwell Is the New Rodney Dangerfield
Added Reason to Be Embarrassed By the
Twilight
Poster On Your Wall
Cyrus the Virus and Guido the Ferrari Join
Transformers 3
Star Wars for Babies. So Why Don't You Cry About It?
Abe Vigoda to Still Play Gargamel In My Dreams
Breaking: Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo and Probably Rowlf to Also Be in New Muppet Movie
Ben Kingsley to Play the James Cameron of Silent Cinema
Of Course Leonardo Da Vinci Was an Action Hero
Remembering Corey Haim
Disney Concludes That Guys Don't Like Hairy Girls
If We Can't Say Anything Nice About the Oscars...
Warner Bros. Evokes Fond Memories of the Kiddie Pool
The Academy Shall Banish You For Treason Against Its King
Angelina Jolie Wants to Drink Your Milkshake
I Use Chatroulette to Avoid Freddy Krueger
Krasinski as Cap? Is This Some Kind of Office Prank?
Die Hard
On an Earth?
Is Ian McShane the Most Perfect Person to Play Blackbeard in
Pirates of the Caribbean 4
?
Casting the (Canadian) Kurt Cobain Biopic
Taylor Lautner Gets Another Movie For His Birthday
The Great Muppet Cameos
Still Not Getting My Hopes Up for the Fate of Superman
How Hollywood Should Advertise During the Super Bowl
Best Ideas for That 'Watchmen' Sequel That'll Apparently Never Happen
Will a Directing Oscar for Kathryn Bigelow Be Good for Women?
In Space, Nobody Can Hear You Whining About Oscar Snubs
Miramax Films: 1979-2010
Wait, So This iPad Thing Can Play Movies or No?
Jakesully Vants To Suck Your Blood
Who Wants
Gremlins 3D
?
Sundance Twenty Ten - Are We There Yet?
Shouldn't the
Avatar
Porno Be In 3D?
People Surprisingly Think
MacGruber
Looks Good
Reactions to the Golden Globes Actually Include Stuff Other Than Boob Jokes
So Captain America is the New Spider-Man?
Doesn't Anybody Mind Ivan Reitman?
Suggestions for the
Spider-Man
Reboot
These Are Not the Best Screenplays You're Looking For
Does Taylor Lautner Deserve $7.5 Million?
How Will Sam Mendes Improve or Ruin James Bond?
Will (You Care If)
Avatar
Surpass(es)
Titanic
As Highest Grossing Film of All Time?
Ishtar
State of Mind
Just Because There Has to Be an Avatar Backlash
Talking Dog Movies Are a Staple of American Cinema
Bloggers Like Little Girls
Fun with Posters
Double Duty at the Golden Globes Gots Everybody Excited
James Cameron to Show His Ex-Wife Who's Still
Boss
King of the World
Looking Forward to the
Date with an Angel
Remake
Recalling a Little Movie from
1982
1983
John Malkovich to Feed on a Dead Carcass of a Franchise
This Is How You Do Christmas, Robert Zemeckis
The Master
Has Already Been Named One of the Best Films of the '10s.
It's Like If Godard Made a Superhero Movie, Man
Harry Potter and the Fashions of Deathly Hallows
Imagine This Music Video as a Movie
Avatar's Marketing Strategy Is Genius
Where Else in a Movie's Universe Would You Like to Go?
Don't Let the Academy Tell You Which Documentaries to See
The Britney Spears Pepsi Commercial Where She Praises Italian Cinema
Either Universal is Racist or Stars DO Matter
Is It Live, or Is It Multiplex?
Spouting Off on Spoilers
Nobody Was Even a Little Curious About the
Oldboy
Remake?
Some Don't Like It Hot
At the RISK of Sounding Like an Optimist
Expectations for the Steve and Alec Show
Concerned Fans Worry More for Owen Wilson Than for Their Childhoods
Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson to Be the New Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson
SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS RIGHT GODDAMN NOW.
Once Again, Making the Incredible Seem Absolutely Believable
Ridiculously, Absurdly, Terrifically Craptastic
Vampires Who Poop? That's The Del Toro Way!
Dazzling Historical Fiction
I Am Created Shiva, The Destroyer
Not Content With Crapping On One Sci-Franchise, Huh?
The Original White Shadow Returns
There's No Crying In Martial Arts!
Hey, Can A Motherf***er Burn Some Books?
Hitman 2 Writer Signs Onto Another Game Movie
Some Comics Can Be Done Live-Action
Heather Graham. That Is All.
Killers Ahoy!
It Just Doesn't Matter If We Win or Lose
Charles Dickens and the Man with No Scalp
A Glimpse into the Mind of a Schizophrenic
Starting and Then Stopping / Taking Off and Landing