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Pride Streaming Guide: The Best LGBTQIA Movies And TV Available For June 2021


The 2020 Pajiba Ten: The 10 Brainiest, Most Lustful Celebrities on the Planet


The Best TV Shows of 2020


What If Posters For the Worst Movies of 2020 Used Pull Quotes from Pajiba?


The Most Fun TV Shows(ish) of 2020


Pajiba 10 FYC: The Title, the Premise, and the Cast of this Movie


FKA twigs Sues Ex-Boyfriend Shia LaBeouf, Citing 'Relentless Abuse'


Do You Like Good Music? Not Anymore


Trailer: The Hills Are Alive With 'The Sound of Metal'


The World Reacts to the Devastating Loss of Chadwick Boseman


The 10 Most Popular Netflix Original Movies of All Time


Pajiba Love, Juneteenth Edition: Congresswoman Pressley Would Like a Word, Mr. Barr


So Much Grief


Donald Trump 'Discusses' George Floyd and Police Violence, In His Own Words [Graphic Video]


Jim And Pam Were Not Meant To Be 💔


Evangeline Lilly Is Sorry


'Scream' Co-Stars Matthew Lillard and Courteney Cox Have Daughters Named Coco, Who Are Inspiring for Very Different Reasons Today


Chris Evans and His Brother Provide the Regrettable Quarantine Content We Need


'Birds of Prey' (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Box Office and Love the Beaver)


Review: 'Slings and Arrows' Is a Ruthlessly Efficient Killing Machine


A Love Letter to the Drooling Tower of Stupid That Is Netflix's 'Another Life'


Miley Cyrus Opens Up About Her Divorce to Liam Hemsworth, Refutes Cheating Allegations


The 2019 Pajiba Ten: The 10 Brainiest, Most Lustful Celebrities on the Planet


'The Magicians' Explores Daddy Issues with '80s Anthems and Demon Spirits


Presentation Matters: Olivia Munn's Misguided Attack of GoFugYourself


'The Magicians' Season 4 Finale Is a Master's Class in How NOT to Treat Queer Characters


A Stripping Playlist For Fallen TLC "Star" Jon Gosselin's Beefcake Debut


Was There Ever a Better Time for a TV Adaptation of 'The Handmaid’s Tale'?


How Liberals in Britain View Donald Trump


What Did Trump Say To Melania?


Better Than Google or Jeeves, It's Ask Bekka and Jodi!


An Open Letter To Warner Bros CEO Kevin Tsujihara About Layoffs, Zack Snyder, and Donuts


Heroes On A Half Shell With Fudge Sauce And Extra Anchovies


Heavier Than A Needle But Lighter Than A Longclaw


H.P. Lovecraft Teaches the Craft of Love


Oh, Baby, Rowsdower Saves Us.


Eloquent Eloquence: Figgy's Swan Song


Eloquent Eloquence: Best Comments of the Week


Probably Not The Worst Performances You'll See From Carl Lewis This Year


Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the day


Eloquent Eloquence Comments of the Week


Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day


Children Are The Future Unless We Stop Them Now


Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day


Never Doubt My Commitment to Sparkle Motion


Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day


Project Runway Season 9: How do you fix a broken show?


Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day


Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day


Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day


Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day


If You Gave 11-Year-Old Boys Red Bull, Porn And History Channel Documentaries, You'd Get Sucker Punch


Eloquent Eloquence Returns! (Kinda)


Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day


Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day


In An Alternate Universe, Michael Bay Is A Realtor


Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day


Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day


Putting Boot to Ass


Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day


Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day


Comment of the Day: Tonight, We Dine on Scrota!


Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day


You Could Be Drinking A Known Felon


Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day


Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day


Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day


I Got Your "Angel" Right Here


Garfunkel and Oates Get Douched


Yukon Ho!


Khan In Sixty Seconds


Nine Women (And One Man) That Make Men Melt


Single White Male


Dear Valentine's Day


Love Is A Beautiful Thing


Do What This Man Says


Like Football And Dick Jokes?


And It's Only Going To Get Uglier


I Slam In The Back Of My Dragula


MENDOZZZZAAAAAA!


Free P****!


This Is Nightcrawler


You Sexy Like A Chocolate Covered Strawberry


It's About To Get Meat Up In This Biznatch


Finally Someone Is Thinking of the Children


Your Words Are Infectious


Bobby McFerrin Is Cooler Than You


Money For Nothing


A Dream Realized


Hobbes Fights Like You Wish You Could Fight


There Is No More Unreason Left


Of Donkey Kong And Record Players


Wear Eye Protection


I Understand That You Have Good Intentions


Lobo's Paramilitary Christmas


Ain't No Shame In My Game


You're A Mean One, Kenny Loggins


Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow (In Moderation)


An Instant Christmas Classic


THIS WOMAN MUST BE STOPPED!


I'm Sorry, Where Are You Again?


We Don't Need No Water


A Big Ol' Middle Finger to HIV


This Is Better Than Happy Life Day


F*cking Spiders... Who Even Likes Spiders?


This Christmas I Want An Ice Pick To The Ear Drum


Suck It, Jack Thompson


The 2010 Golden Douchebag Awards


White Men Can Dance


I Approve Of All Of This


Rock Out With Your Cock Out


The Internet Hates You


I'm Becoming Cliff Huxtable


Eff Yeah, Torgo!


MGMT Album Or Terrible Sonic Fan-Art? You Decide!


Sooooooo... Aliens?


Who Doesn't Love Katy Perry


That Boy is Sharp as a Bowling Ball


Oh, You Have An iPhone Too?


The Dancing Dreidels Means It's Hanukkah!


The Canonization Of St. Xtina


Music For Potter Nerds


That's Not Much Of A Happy Ending Now Is It? *Rimshot!*


Happy Regretsgiving!


Meh, He's Still Funnier Than Fred Armisen


I Hate You, Bobby Flay


The Cost of Higher Education


F*cking Clowns, Man. F*cking Clowns.


Hey, Not Every Dog Can Be Lassie, Okay?


F*ck Shaking Your Tush On The Catwalk


This Is What You Get For Being Too Dumb For Life


Your Flame Wars Displease Me


Dear Chapters


Apparently, "Famewhore" Is Now A Viable Career Choice


Sit... Stay... Good Boy


The Story Of Butthole Day


It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year!


Stroking His Ego 140-Characters At A Time


Please Come Back Rick Moranis... We'll Bake You Cookies!


MUPPETGASM


The Biggest Box Office Bomb Ever


MEGA-SHARK LIVES ON!


YES. More Of This.


Canada Loves Her Queens


Schadenfreude... Sweet, Sweet Schadenfreude


Want To Keep Your Man? Learn To Use A Machine Gun.


Is Your Girl A Republican


Friends Don't Let Friends Drink And Blog


Sanity: 1. Fear: 0.


Happy Halloween, Eloquents...


Canadian Horror Films You May Not Have Seen But Probably Should


Ten Horror Movie Creatures You Probably Don't Want Watching You Sleep


Hello, Terrifying New Nightmares...


So What Are You Wearing?


Sweet Zombie Jesus!


What The Hell Are You Supposed To Be?


Down In A Hole Losing My Soul


For Frak's Sake, They're Just Crunch Berries! MOVE YOUR DAMN CART!


A Little Something For Your Dreams


It's Okay Candy Corn, We Still Love You Too


Where's Your God Now, Comic Book Geeks?


Got Ghosts?


Go F*ck A Virtual Sheep, Farmville


I'm Still Crazy


And The Grammy For The Best Rap Album Goes To


Well How Else Am I Supposed To Carry My Wine Glass? In My Hand?


I, For One, Welcome Our New GIF Overlords


Yes, I'm Sure Your Baby Appreciates This


Halloween Hijinx


R.I.P. (Straight) Porn


California Dreaming


Killer Croc Is The New Joker


Less Than Meets The Eye


Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!


You Do Realize You're Basically A Professional Bully, Right?


Sheer Damn Manliness


I Will Break Your Knees, Chickadee


Look At Me I'm Leatherface


You're Stuck With Me, Bitches


Chr*st! Lighten Up!


Oh Andy Rooney... You So Cuh-Ray-Zay


Let's Go Exploring


Still Less Embarrassing Than 30 Seconds To Mars


It Gets Better


If They Take My Stapler Then I’ll Set The Office On Fire


People Died Today. Sorry About That.


Fatherhood is Awesome


Hello Sally! Goodbye, Sally.


Knowledge of Non-Knowledge is Power


I've Made A Huge Mistake


Fan-Made Done Right


This Is The Closest We'll Ever Get To "Jon's Hamm"


Affluent Effluent


Anyone Up For A Very Joel McHale Christmas?!


Men: Shave and Get Drunk


Ass Ass Baby


Eat A Bag Of Sh*t, Cancer


Death of the Hipster Douche


Do You Have A Vagina? Congratulations! Lifetime Just Set You Back 20 Years.


If You Touch Yourself, God Will Throw You Into A Firepit Forever


Do They Only Stand By Ignorance?


Eye Patches: Officially Back In Style


"Deadpool" Will Be Filthy


I Got A Pocket Full Of Sunshine


Guess Who's Gonna Be Eating Peach's "Cake" Tonight?


No, Seriously: What The F*ck Is A Nikki Minaj?


...Oh, F*ck The What.


Juggalos: How The F**k do They Work?


Oh Yeah Baby, Stick Your Fallack In My Rugen


I Want To Try This At Home


Star Wars VII


Find Out What Happens When Pajibans Stop Being Nice, And Start Being Drunk


Thanks A Lot Toad, Now I Don't Like Vaginas Anymore


Sex, Lies and Videotape


Social Interaction Is For Suckers


Are You The Goddess


Oh, You're About To Learn Who You're Gonna Call... Ghostbusters


Robocop Has Feelings


NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE


It's Rumorin' Time!


Shut The F*ck Up, Kids! The Moving Picture Box Is On!


Personally, I'm A Fan Of The Reverse Light Cycle


Mmmmmm, Meat Popsicles


Legen... Wait For It...


OH HAI, THROW ME IN TEH FUCKING GARBGE PLZ? KTHXBAI!


An Apology


Oh Look, Her Meal Ticket Is Free


I'm More Atari Too


Know What My Favourite Mexican Holiday Is? Cinco DENIED-O!


America Can't Find Its Hat


Mad Men With Mutants?


WATCH ME F*CK!!!


Haha, It's Funny Because Your Life Is Over


Your Husband Is Probably Banging Other Husbands


Inspiration From Tragedy


Don't Trust the Darkness, Don't Trust the Light


Kristen Schaal Makes You Think About Alf Eating P*ssy


I'm F**king Ray Bradbury


So, Dawn's In Trouble? Must Be Tuesday


Little Miss Muffet Sat on Her Tuffet


It's The Night Of A Thousand Douches!


The Dude Abides


A Bit More Childhood Trauma


Not THAT Illusionist


CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! AACK!


I Wish I Had A Slide And A White Board


NBC Makes Bad Decisions


We've Finally Found The Worst Thing On The Internet!


Violence Makes Ronald a Sad Clown


You Still Suck, Weezer


Dustin Will Soon Be Out of A Job


Women Don't Hate You, Sam Rockwell


I Hate You All Thiiiiiiiiiis Much!


The Story of Gary Jormph-Jomp


There Is Never A Bad Time For Ryan Reynolds


Mowing Lawns and Eating Candy


Meet The New Boss


Suck A D*ck, Proposition 8


Ray Stevens Could Never Have Imagined This


YO NEW YORKER, I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH...


Timothy Olyphant Will Sex You Up


Your Move, Sharks. Your Move.


Ok, Now I'm Not Going


The Poutine: A Mix of Cheese, Fries, Gravy and Shame


Bicycle Bicycle, You Are My Bicycle


AMC's Next Project


Right, Like the Guy in the $3,000 Suit Will Escape on Anything Else. COME ON!


Only In My Dreams


Dungeons & Dragons + D*ldos = You're Welcome


That's a Lot of Hairball


The Power of Christ Compels Him


Shut the F*ck Up, Cindy Lou Who


Como Se Dice "Blood and Titties"?


Today's Forecast: Cloudy With a Chance of Apocalypse


Movie Theater Heaven and Hell


Tron 2: Electric Boogaloo (Hey That Kinda Fits!)


Are You Owning Your Gay Yet?


George Lucas Needs to Recruit


Guess He's Not the Last!


Australia Does Not Heart Gay Zombies


I'm on a Horse


KNIFE TO THE EYE!


Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200


Dustin Has Officially Lost It


The Rock Returns


IT'S A TRAP!


I Will Not Make a Joke About Blaculas


Sharks Are Terrifying and They Will Eat Your Ass


It Can't Be More Boring Than Benjamin Button


Armond White: Dipsh*t Reviews For Dumbass People


I Dunno, I Think I'd Like Him When He's Angry


Kill Yourself, Spencer Pratt


They're Just Sad Because They Realized That Soccer Sucks


This Summer, The Bellringer Tolls for Thee


That Is One F*ckable Corpse


Do We Still Care About Woody Allen?


Yes Yes, Very Nice, But Where Are the Hats Like A Shark's Fin?


That "We Just Dodged a Bullet" Feeling


If I Had a Dick, This Is Where I'd Tell You to Suck It


First the Facebook Movie, Now This


Well, There Goes the Colombian Economy


I Will Give You Your Links, But You Will Blow Me First


Sarsgaard Goes Bluegraass


Happy Canada Day, 12-Year-Old Lesbian!


Paranormal Activity 2: In My Pants?


Lady Gaga Has Been Knighted With a Pork Sword


A Grande No-Fat Skim F*ck You With Extra Foam


Part "Zodiac," Part "Pi?"


Awwwww, Chris Brown Needs a WHAAAAAmbulance


Sorry, Neill Blomkamp Fans


Sean Connery Wants That Beaver


Doctor Who?


The Marveltank Rolls On


Don't Call It "The Facebook Movie"


Who's Your Favorite Superhero?


Can Someone Explain the Giant Sandwich?


Boobs and Superheroes!


It Doesn't Help That You Are a Thumbhead!


The Intellectual Property That Cannot Die


No, You Suck!


Wizard, Doctor, Vampire Hunter


Wherein I Ramble About Comics


Ratner Ruins Your Great-Great-Grandparents' Childhood


Hammer of the Gods!


An '80s Cartoon Relaunch May Not Suck


A Victory For Terrible Television


Crooones!


Being Kung Fu Pandavich?


The H Stands for Hilarious!


I Wish This Was About "Lost" Too.


I Have No Shame!


You Can't Just Say P*ssy?


I'm a Cool Mom! Right, Regina?


The Ant Is His Penis?


No More "Heroes"


District 10?


Dropping the Cougar Like John Mellencamp


I Wanna Hold Your Braaaiiiiiinsss


101 Classic Jokes About Fortune Telling and Cocaine


Hooray for (the) Hollywood (Sign)


Greed, for Lack of a Better Word, Is Monopolymovie


Where's the Annual Love for Ferngully, Bio-Dome and Medicine Man?


Do Movie Geeks Really Hate Gwyneth Paltrow?


Volcano 2: The Inconvenience


Roger Ebert or Harry Knowles: Choose Your Side


Putting Donkey in a Donkey Show: One Shrek of a PR Stunt!


Another Step Closer to a Calvin and Hobbes Movie


Caught in the Web: the Sticky Situation of Movie Blogs


Game Over: No More Need for an ID4 Sequel


Eh, I'm Still Waiting for the Holomax Shark Movie


The Runaways Movie You Want Gets a Director You Don't Want


Tipping My Hat to the New Constitution


Submit Your Requests For Hollywood Apologies Right Here


Whoa, Take 'er Easy There, Pilgrim


Sam Rockwell Is the New Rodney Dangerfield


Added Reason to Be Embarrassed By the Twilight Poster On Your Wall


Cyrus the Virus and Guido the Ferrari Join Transformers 3


Star Wars for Babies. So Why Don't You Cry About It?


Abe Vigoda to Still Play Gargamel In My Dreams


Breaking: Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo and Probably Rowlf to Also Be in New Muppet Movie


Ben Kingsley to Play the James Cameron of Silent Cinema


Of Course Leonardo Da Vinci Was an Action Hero


Remembering Corey Haim


Disney Concludes That Guys Don't Like Hairy Girls


If We Can't Say Anything Nice About the Oscars...


Warner Bros. Evokes Fond Memories of the Kiddie Pool


The Academy Shall Banish You For Treason Against Its King


Angelina Jolie Wants to Drink Your Milkshake


I Use Chatroulette to Avoid Freddy Krueger


Krasinski as Cap? Is This Some Kind of Office Prank?


Die Hard On an Earth?


Is Ian McShane the Most Perfect Person to Play Blackbeard in Pirates of the Caribbean 4?


Casting the (Canadian) Kurt Cobain Biopic


Taylor Lautner Gets Another Movie For His Birthday


The Great Muppet Cameos


Still Not Getting My Hopes Up for the Fate of Superman


How Hollywood Should Advertise During the Super Bowl


Best Ideas for That 'Watchmen' Sequel That'll Apparently Never Happen


Will a Directing Oscar for Kathryn Bigelow Be Good for Women?


In Space, Nobody Can Hear You Whining About Oscar Snubs


Miramax Films: 1979-2010


Wait, So This iPad Thing Can Play Movies or No?


Jakesully Vants To Suck Your Blood


Who Wants Gremlins 3D?


Sundance Twenty Ten - Are We There Yet?


Shouldn't the Avatar Porno Be In 3D?


People Surprisingly Think MacGruber Looks Good


Reactions to the Golden Globes Actually Include Stuff Other Than Boob Jokes


So Captain America is the New Spider-Man?


Doesn't Anybody Mind Ivan Reitman?


Suggestions for the Spider-Man Reboot


These Are Not the Best Screenplays You're Looking For


Does Taylor Lautner Deserve $7.5 Million?


How Will Sam Mendes Improve or Ruin James Bond?


Will (You Care If) Avatar Surpass(es) Titanic As Highest Grossing Film of All Time?


Ishtar State of Mind


Just Because There Has to Be an Avatar Backlash


Talking Dog Movies Are a Staple of American Cinema


Bloggers Like Little Girls


Fun with Posters


Double Duty at the Golden Globes Gots Everybody Excited


James Cameron to Show His Ex-Wife Who's Still Boss King of the World


Looking Forward to the Date with an Angel Remake


Recalling a Little Movie from 1982 1983


John Malkovich to Feed on a Dead Carcass of a Franchise


This Is How You Do Christmas, Robert Zemeckis


The Master Has Already Been Named One of the Best Films of the '10s.


It's Like If Godard Made a Superhero Movie, Man


Harry Potter and the Fashions of Deathly Hallows


Imagine This Music Video as a Movie


Avatar's Marketing Strategy Is Genius


Where Else in a Movie's Universe Would You Like to Go?


Don't Let the Academy Tell You Which Documentaries to See


The Britney Spears Pepsi Commercial Where She Praises Italian Cinema


Either Universal is Racist or Stars DO Matter


Is It Live, or Is It Multiplex?


Spouting Off on Spoilers


Nobody Was Even a Little Curious About the Oldboy Remake?


Some Don't Like It Hot


At the RISK of Sounding Like an Optimist


Expectations for the Steve and Alec Show


Concerned Fans Worry More for Owen Wilson Than for Their Childhoods


Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson to Be the New Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson


SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS RIGHT GODDAMN NOW.


Once Again, Making the Incredible Seem Absolutely Believable


Ridiculously, Absurdly, Terrifically Craptastic


Vampires Who Poop? That's The Del Toro Way!


Dazzling Historical Fiction


I Am Created Shiva, The Destroyer


Not Content With Crapping On One Sci-Franchise, Huh?


The Original White Shadow Returns


There's No Crying In Martial Arts!


Hey, Can A Motherf***er Burn Some Books?


Hitman 2 Writer Signs Onto Another Game Movie


Some Comics Can Be Done Live-Action


Heather Graham. That Is All.


Killers Ahoy!


It Just Doesn't Matter If We Win or Lose


Charles Dickens and the Man with No Scalp


A Glimpse into the Mind of a Schizophrenic


Starting and Then Stopping / Taking Off and Landing