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Star Wars VII

By Miscellaneous | Miscellaneous | September 7, 2010 |

By Miscellaneous | Miscellaneous | September 7, 2010 |

Bohemian Rhapsody has been covered, parodied and bumble-fucked sixteen ways from a dead hooker on my mom’s couch last Thursday. Well, as of now, it’s also been Lucased. Usually, this would be a good reason to lament George and his incessant need to Lukake all over anything and everything that causes him the smallest bit of excitement; but, in this instance, George had nothing to do with the finished product. All he did was provide an already terrible trilogy of movies with which the artist could work. Much like many other Star Wars properties, tributes and collections; it serves to further prove that you can mix a good and entertaining concoction provided that you can keep Lucas away from it. So take The Trilogy That Shall Not Be Named, one of the best known rock songs of all time, throw in different lyrics and you get Midichlorian Rhapsody.

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