Oh yes, my minions, I have multiple comments for you today. All three came from the post about how some dudes just age badly. All three made me laugh so hard I scared the guinea pig.
“Oh my GOD (sobs). Wesley ate ALL the ROUSeseseses.”
“Jesus H Christ on a cracker! It looks like Carey Elwes is slowly eating poor Billy Campbell.”
“Slash: … they claim men age “like fine wine.” Yeah, you have to keep them locked in a cellar for years until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.”
Congratulations, ladies. You’re all winners today and forever.