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Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day

By Miscellaneous | Eloquent Eloquence | March 19, 2011

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Go look at FASSBENDER in this post, and see just how right Penelope is:
“If Inigo Montoya met up with Tilda Swinton from Narnia and had a child, and that child was spoon-fed only marshmallow fluff until he/she was shipped off to an elite boarding school in Vienna where he/she studied Rococo art while drawing unicorns with flowing manes in which pixies and elves nestled for shelter during the rainy season, and then the child in question decided to break away from whatever family business the White Witch and Inigo Montoya may take part in in order to fulfill his dream of becoming a fashion merchandiser (who’s featured clients are Queen Frostine of Candyland, Padme Amidala circa Attack of the Clones, and a shit-ton of cherubs)…
…that would explain the story behind who the fuck could find a way to dress Michael Fassbender in that manner.”