Yes, yes, I know Cronenberg could populate this list on his own but you can all just suck an armpit. I also limited them to the ones I’ve seen.

My Bloody Valentine (1981) - What remake?

Rabid(1977) - Cronenberg decides Marilyn Chambers should have blood-sucking armpits.

Fido (2006) - Billy Connelly as Timmy’s best friend and pet zombie.

Cube(1997) - Fuck the Saw films, I’ll take mazes, booby traps and cut slides.

Scanners (1981) Headsplodey goodness.

Videodrome (1983) - The greatest show on television. Long live the new flesh.

Ginger Snaps (2000) - I was already dreading my daughters reaching puberty, now I’m terrified.

Pontypool (2008) - Small town zombie apocalypse told almost exclusively from inside a radio station.

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