I’m working on a post of great social and political import, but in the meantime, a bunch of freaks got together to try all the various pizzas mentioned by Michelangelo during the run of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Just give you a sense of the horror that awaits, one man mentions that sardines have bones. He’s got whipped cream on his face at the time.
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Jason Harris believes pineapples on pizza is an abomination before the Lord.