Oh, Baby, Rowsdower Saves Us.

Nine minutes with Zap Rowsdower. Don’t worry, baby. Zap will make all right. Zap has all the Vitamin Z you need.

All right, it’s 9 minutes with Bruce J. Mitchell but he is still rocking that sweet, sweet ‘stache.

And just because the Godtopus is a kind and loving deity, here’s 9 more minutes with “The Final Sacrifice,” arguably the greatest episode of MST3K.

“Mitchell” and “Space Mutiny” deserve a mention here as top episodes too. What? You’re not familiar with David Ryder? It’s your lucky night.

Jason Harris wanted to name his daughter “Smash Lampjaw,” but his wife is a killjoy.