You think you can cook? You ain’t doin’ SHIT.

You gotta put your heart, your soul, your very essence into your food. You gotta … YOU GOTTA BUTTER A PAN WITH YO’ FACE, BITCH.

Jason Harris has never buttered a pan with his face, but he does believe the best baking is done in the nude.

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