You think you can cook? You ain’t doin’ SHIT.

You gotta put your heart, your soul, your very essence into your food. You gotta … YOU GOTTA BUTTER A PAN WITH YO’ FACE, BITCH.

Jason Harris has never buttered a pan with his face, but he does believe the best baking is done in the nude.

← Pajiba After Dark 1/26/11 | Salvation Boulevard Review | Forgive Me Father For My Movie is Sin →

The Problem with Sia and Her Use of Her Muse Maddie Ziegler

One Thing I Want to Say About the Death of Rush Limbaugh