Good day. I’m busy with really important shit that gets me paid so I have to be quick. I admit that it’s not the tens of dollars that Dustin lines his own pockets with but a cracker gotta eat and buy the kids new mukluks so today I’m just quickly going to drop some hardcore Star Wars Christmas nerdery on you. I think it could have been far more than it turned out to be but, hell, it’s better than anything Lucas has done lately.
Incidentally, if you didn’t like the song or video because you’re an asshole, let me just remind you of the last and fully sanctioned Star Wars Christmas Shittacular.