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Garfunkel and Oates Get Douched

By Miscellaneous | Videos | February 17, 2011 |

By Miscellaneous | Videos | February 17, 2011 |

Do you know Garfunkel and Oates? Have you ever heard Pregnant Woman are Smug? Sex With Ducks? Self Esteem? No? Go get your gun, load it, deep throat the barrel and pull the trigger. You really have no reason to be on this earth anymore as you must not have a sense of humour or are just a jerk in general. I could spend my entire time here this evening educating you on this duo of lovely singer-actresses from LA, but I’m not your mother or your father and I don’t particularly care if you enjoy living your life as if you were a disease infested hobo tossing your own salad in a garbage bin of ignorance.

They write some great satire and are musically gifted which is more than I can say for you lot. They’ve done some actressin’ and made some guest appearances on some shows you know - but, for me, it always comes back to their songs. I suppose it doesn’t hurt that they’re hot as hell too. Sit back, relax and find what little enjoyment that this will add to your miserable existence.

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