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profilepic.jpg Mieka Strawhorn Staff Contributor: Mieka Strawhorn lives in her hometown of Berkeley, California despite numerous attempts to escape. Most recently, she lived in Zurich, Switzerland, and while living in Europe is great, burritos are better. She spends her days writing demented takes on celebrity news at Dlisted, and her nights rocking back and forth in an empty bathtub, wondering where we all went wrong. You can follow her on Twitter. She also has an infant podcast called Celebrity Booze Cruise.

Keanu Reeves Is The Angel Of Bakersfield

We Don't Deserve Charo

Leave It To Alec Baldwin To Remind Us How Hot Alec Baldwin Used To Be

Hello Kitty Is Getting Her Own Movie Even Though Gudetama The Lazy Egg Is A Way Better Choice

R. Kelly Spent 3-Nights In Jail Then Went To McDonald's

'Inside Edition' Tried It With New York City Subway Fare Dodgers, With Expected Results

Jussie Smollett of 'Empire' Was Attacked In A Hate Crime

Let's Wish Michelle Obama A Happy Birthday!

Rihanna Had To Sue Her Dad To Get Him To Stop Profiting Off Her Name

TV Review: 'Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club' Needs Therapy

Madonna Takes A Bow But Has Trouble Taking A Seat

Michelle And The Amazing Technicolor Dream Boots

Penny Marshall And The Birth Of Laverne's Iconic 'L'

J Lo's Scrubbing Bubbles Dress Upstaged Her Own Premiere

Birds Have Got It Going On

How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of "This Is Wakanda"?

Read This Book: A Selfish Recommendation Of 'My Year Of Rest And Relaxation' By Otessa Moshfegh

Nick Jonas And Priyanka Chopra's Wedding Was A Little Extra

Billy Porter Is The Dapper Dandy We Need Right Now

Can John Legend And Chrissy Teigen Revive The Network Holiday Special? Not This Year

Bad Brains: The Unreliable Narrator Of "The Witch Elm" By Tana French

A Woman's Crime Was Discovered When Police Found A Tooth In Her Blender

The Soundtrack For "Glitter" Is Number One On iTunes And No, You Have Not Hit Your Head

What Does Queen Elizabeth's Salad Slug Have To Do With Me? Possibly Everything

Oprah Revealed Her Favorite Things List So Let's Not Even Bother With Thanksgiving

Cast Your Ballot For Janelle Monae As Willy Wonka

Does Maya Rudolph Saying "Bubble Bath" Make You All Tingly Inside?

Beyonce Nears Settlement In Imitation Case, Then Imitates Toni Braxton on Instagram

7 Shows I've Hated Myself For Watching

Movie Montages You Can Really Get Down To

Somebody Said Mariah Carey Looks Mike Michael Myers So Now It's A Whole Thing

Billy Eichner Has Had Enough Of The Bullshit. And He's Not Alone

Twitter Dreamcasts Ursula The Sea Witch For The Upcoming Live-Action 'The Little Mermaid'

Review: 'In Pieces' By Sally Field Is A Celebrity Memoir With Substance

Celebrity ASMR Videos Might Be Your New Thing

Surely You've Heard By Now That Zendaya Is Meechee

The Not So Subtle Art Of The Sitcom Read

You Could Own Burt Reynolds's Personal "Smokey And The Bandit" Trans Am, But You Probably Can't Afford It

Youth Of Hollywood, Step Aside. These Emmys Dames Will Show You How It's Done

Inside The Funky, Chunky World Of Prue Leith's Necklace Collection On "The Great British Baking Show"

Missy Elliott's Dancers Will Make You Feel Like Getting Down

Lady Gaga Brought Couture Drama To The Tiff Red Carpet

How Did You Spend Your BeyDay Holiday?

Which Celebrity Couples Made It Through The Summer And Which Were Dead On Arrival

An Open Letter To PETA Telling Them To Step The Eff Off In Regard To Aretha's Fur Coats

Nothing But Respect For MY Luis. New York's Finest Is Luis Guzmán

MTV's "Are You The One?" Suggests That The Kids Are Most Certainly NOT Alright

Naomi Campbell And David Blaine Were Spotted Together On A Boat So Duh They Must Be Doing It

When I Find Myself In Times Of Trouble, Jackie Collins Comes To Me

Philip Michael Thomas Is A Wizard Now

What's His Face: Naming A Hollywood Legend - Character Actors Part 2

All Hail The Queen: Aretha Franklin Has Died at 76

What's Her Butt: Trying To Remember The Names Of The Hardest Working Actors In Hollywood - Part 1

Lance Bass Got Locked Out Of "The Brady Bunch" House

Wilford Brimley Is Feeling His Quaker Oats And Getting Frisky On Twitter

Don't Let The Chubby Cheeks Fool You: This Baby Is A Monster

Lee Daniels' "Shadowboxer" Is Full Of Surprises And Terrible

A Pictorial Review Of Famous "December" Women

Gwyneth Paltrow Will Begrudgingly Hire A Fact-Checker For Goop

"Gone In 60 Seconds" - Was It Any Good?: A Review 18 Years In The Making

Summer Fling Or Real Thing? New (ish) Celebrity Couples Who May Or May Not Fizzle Out By Summer's End

Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Lizzo

Here's A First Look At Taika Waititi As Hitler In "Jojo Rabbit" And Yes I Still Would

Fighting Fire With Light: A Rainbow Monument In Warsaw Gets New Life

Dennis Rodman Has Traveled To Singapore For The Trump-Kim Summit With An Assist From Potcoin

"Lords & Ladles": An Irish History Lesson Featuring Sheep's Testicles

That One Time Kim Kardashian West Did Something Selfless: With Her Help, Alice Marie Johnson Was Released From Prison

For The Love Of Rudd: On Paul Rudd's Significant Charms

Woody Allen Says He Should Be The 'Poster Boy' For #MeToo

A (Very) Brief History Of The "C" Word

Strange Bedfellows Alert! Priyanka Chopra And Nick Jonas Are Reportedly Dating

Serena Williams Returned To The French Open To Snatch Trophies Wearing A Catsuit

NBC Picks "Hair" For Their Next Live Musical, Suggesting That Nobody At NBC Has Ever Seen "Hair"

The Moistening Of Tomi Lahren

Christmas Is A Lie Told To Placate The Masses. 'World Goth Day' Is Actually The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

Whatever You Do, DO NOT Invite Priyanka Chopra To Your Wedding

The Latest Whitney Houston Documentary "Whitney" Surprises At Cannes With Its Candor

Foodgōd's 24K Gold Coated Chicken Wings Pretty Much Sum Up #Thesetryingtimes

Don't Miss This TV Spot For "Doctor Strange's Splash Zone"

Lupita Nyong'o Is Giving Me The Spins And I'm Loving Every Second Of It

Can You Hear That? That's The Sound Of Spotify Siding With #MuteRkelly

Twitter Is Aflutter With Charges Against The Met Gala Of Papal Cultural Appropriation

Keanu Reeves And Alex Winter Are Coming Back For One More Ride In Bill & Ted's Excellent Phone Booth

Who Fell Down On The Stairs At The Met Gala Red Carpet?

Air Raid Warning: Childish Gambino's 'This Is America' Video Dropped Like A Bomb In The Dead Of Night

Mitt Romney Proves Robot Imposter Theories By Saying "Hot Dog" Is His Favorite Meat

Crap Taxidermy Is A Small Blessing In A Sea Of Curses

It's The Final Countdown: Dennis Miller's Mean Jokes About Michelle Wolf Are Due Tomorrow

Mariah Carey Is Poised For A Comeback With A Las Vegas Residency

Kanye West Gets It, Why Don't You?

Artist Spotlight: Jon McNaughton, Painter of Presidents

Janelle Monáe Comes Out As a 'Free-Ass Motherf--ker' On The Eve Of 'Dirty Computer' Release

Christian Siriano And Leslie Jones Are A Sickening Match Made In Heaven

Tupac's Break-Up Letter To Madonna And Other Items Are Headed For The Auction Block

Who Is Awkwafina? She's The One Having A Moment Right Now

Verne Troyer, Best Known For His Role As Mini-Me, Has Died

Summer TV Preview: 'Making It,' A Reality Competition Show About Crafting

Dark Stock Photography Will Haunt Your Every Waking Moment

Alanis Morrisette Got A Jagged Little Haircut

Kanye West Returns To Twitter; Waxes Poetic About Art, Consciousness And Shoes

High Desert Fashion: Three Days At Coachella Yields Three Big Looks From Rihanna

Sunday Netflix Binge: 'The Great Interior Design Challenge'

Here's What You're Missing At Coachella This Weekend, Including The Weeknd

Richard Burton Tweets From Beyond The Grave

Joshua Henry Stars As Billy Bigelow In The Broadway Revival Of 'Carousel' Opening Tonight

There Is Nothing Lynda Carter Cannot Do

Pffffft, They'll Hear You: On Farting In 'A Quiet Place'