America caught a break when we failed to elect supplicant robot humanoid Mitt Romney for president in 2012. Had we done so, we might be living under the synthetic thumb of a monster who thinks that American humans are so stupid as to be fooled by his declaration of love for hot dog meat. Mitt, who is currently in the midst of a Senate run in Utah, told a gathering of supporters that hot dog is his favorite meat of all the meats, in a hamfisted (unintentional but it stays) attempt to sound like a real boy. According to The Washington Examiner:
“My favorite meat is hot dog, by the way. That is my favorite meat,” he told a gathering of supporters as they joined him recently for a casual dinner organized by his campaign. “My second favorite meat is hamburger. And, everyone says, oh, don’t you prefer steak? It’s like, I know steaks are great, but I like hot dog best, and I like hamburger next best.”
Stay away robot, I’m not fooled by you! Can you imagine if this person imposter had been elected President of The United States of America? Even if he is an actual human (DOUBTFUL), what kind of maniac says: a.) “hot dog” is a meat, b.) that it’s their favorite meat, and c.) unbidden, lists off their next favorite meat, which is also not actually a kind of meat, like a three year who just learned about ranking from his third best friend in an attempt to pander to the masses? Thank GOD we avoided having an unhinged lunatic sitting in the oval office! I shudder to think.