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Naomi Campbell And David Blaine Were Spotted Together On A Boat So Duh They Must Be Doing It

By Mieka Strawhorn | Celebrity | August 22, 2018 |

By Mieka Strawhorn | Celebrity | August 22, 2018 |


TMZ, and OK Magazine have both run stories today speculating that Naomi Campbell and magician/”endurance artist” (is that what we’re calling it? ok.) David Blaine are dating because the two were recently photographed enjoying each others’ company on a yacht in St. Tropez. It’s a bit of a stretch to say the least, but not completely out of the realm of possibility. You never really do know with Naomi.

Here are the “creepy grainys” of Naomi and, sorry but I’d feel remiss if I didn’t mention it, accused rapist, David Blaine.

You can practically feel the sparks flying! If that’s not the look of love, I don’t know what is! In case you couldn’t tell, I’m actually talking about the photo below.

That’s more like it. Everybody knows Naomi loves cell phones. You don’t hurl them at people unless there’s real passion behind it.

I don’t for a minute believe Naomi and David are an item. In fact, The Blast reports that the two are just friends, and have been for 20 years. And I imagine being on a yacht, surrounded by paparazzi is what Naomi Campbell calls “Wednesday”. If you’re unfamiliar with the Campbell Calendar, let me educate you: Thursdays are for charity work, Fridays are for fighting crime in stilettos, Saturdays are for committing crime in flats, Sundays are for abusing the help, Mondays are free days - she can do whatever as long as it’s iconic, Tuesdays are for upstaging her girlfriends at lunch, and Wednesdays are for being a bad bitch on a boat.

#SummerDaze 💙

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Happy Campbell Calendar Wednesday, everybody!

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