Alanis Morissette got a haircut, and from the looks of it, killed a grandmother in the woods and is coming for that little bitch with the red cape next! Alanis was photographed backstage at Dear Evan Hansen on Broadway sporting a completely new look. Out with the chestnut tresses and natty flannels that screamed “fuck each and every one of you motherfuckers” and in with the wash-and-go ‘do and billowy blouse that screams, “I’m a sister wife!” I kid, of course. I love Alanis. She’s a super talent and I think she looks great.

Alanis has been busy working on her upcoming Broadway musical Jagged Little Pill, so maybe she cut her hair just so she could show off her new “on theme” earrings.

#jaggedlittlepillthemusical #rehearsals #nyc 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

A post shared by Alanis Morissette (@alanis) on Apr 15, 2018 at 11:59pm PDT

the wildest of capacities in one room. 💫🙏🏻🙌🏻✨ #surreal #jaggedlittlepillthemusical 😭😍

A post shared by Alanis Morissette (@alanis) on Apr 17, 2018 at 5:11pm PDT

Like most people, I passively think about Alanis most days, whenever anything remotely ironic or irony adjacent happens. When it does, I inevitably hear her voice in my head, seeking confirmation that perhaps this incident is, in fact, ironic. Also, whenever I see any of the Full House cast, I remember that she supposedly wrote You Oughta Know about Dave Coulier, which is super weird, and so I think of her then too. Now I can add The Big Bad Wolf to the list of things that make me think of Alanis!

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