Beyoncé may have stolen the show at Coachella this weekend, but she wasn’t the only bad bitch out there with all eyes on her. Rihanna didn’t perform, but she did come correct with a full court press of jaw-dropping lewks and enough costume changes to make Cher hang her Bob Mackie headdress in shame.
Day one of the festival, Riri went for an “I escaped from a mental hospital and now I’m hooking at a gas station, but fashion” look in white leather pants with straight jacket straps and a cropped leather top.
Day two, Riri got crafty and draped herself in brown butcher paper paired with thigh-high suede boots so baggy she could have smuggled several large breed puppies into the venue. And she may have; that’s Riri’s business, not ours.
Day three, Riri went incognito but not really because who else in their right mind would, could, or should go out into the desert wearing a knit Gucci lucha libre mask? Paired with enough diamonds to put Jared out of business, snakeskin boot pants (which are a thing now, I guess) and an oversized Faster Pussycat Kill Kill sweater, Rihanna looked like she was casually strolling away from the scene of a bank robbery and on her way to work at Urban Outfitters.
Oh, and let’s not ignore this genius accessory.
Consider it Copped. & here’s the link just incase. Y’all welcome! Nozel FLASK BRACELET BANGLE - Hip Flask For Women With Funnel - Stainl… https://t.co/T21Ktz58gV #Amazon @rihanna pic.twitter.com/QcH6dxsZNY— Gotti Stylez 365 (@GottiStylez) April 16, 2018
I may not be able to afford to breathe in Rihanna’s direction, but I sure as hell can afford $23.99 to breathe whiskey fumes all over the row in front of me the next time I go to the movies.