Don't Let The Chubby Cheeks Fool You: This Baby Is A Monster
In #thesetryingtimes, historic societal ills that used to be the cause of much pearl clutching, now seem innocuous and banal. Who cares about kids huffing paint in an alley or lines at the gas station when our very democracy is in peril? But there is one thing that still plagues us today that we can no longer turn a blind eye to: Babies having babies. And it’s a crying shame.
Babies are irresponsible, they’re lazy, and they have no common sense. Baby parents are a dangerous scourge. One of the most egregious cases of terrible parenting by a baby is that of one Alexis Olympia Ohanian, Jr. Behold the face of a monster!
Don’t let those chubby cheeks, doe eyes and winning smile fool you. Alexis is as criminally irresponsible a parent as you’re likely to find. Alexis’ baby is named Qai Qai, and Qai Qai will be lucky if she survives another month on this planet. Even more disturbing, Qai Qai’s grandmother, Serena Williams, has done nothing to keep this child out of harm’s way. CASE IN POINT!
In the span of just over a minute, Alexis subjects Qai Qai to malnutrition, maternal neglect, concussion, abandonment and the withholding of affection. All the while, Grammy Serena stands by and does nothing! And if you think the above is bad, wait until you see what Alexis’ perilously carefree parenting reaps in this video!
That’s right, you’ve seen this child-parent laying with dogs (ok, with a dog’s bowl) while displaying un- American bilingual skills; activities she’s flagrantly modeling for the innocent and impressionable Qai Qai. I’m frankly sickened by Alexis’ behavior. And I’m not the only one who thinks so! Others have taken note of the atrocities happening in the Ohanian/Williams home.
Qai Qai needs to be taken to Foster care this is too much 😂— Zodidi Sheyi KA (@Zodidi) August 2, 2018
The abuse Qai Qai is getting is starting to worry me, I’m now filling a form for safeguarding children, I think Qai Qai needs to be taken to care 😂— Zodidi Sheyi KA (@Zodidi) August 2, 2018
And what is Alexis’ feeble response to this well earned criticism?
This BABY has the nerve to tell us to relax!? Child, if you don’t straighten up and start seeing to your responsibilities, Qai Qai is going to end up under the couch. Or worse, lost to you forever. Shame on you, Alexis. Don’t you give me that look…
Dammit, baby! Carry on.