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Pajiba
Pajiba: Reviews, Commentary, Angst
Welcome to the Author Archive for Robert Scott
Heavier Than A Needle But Lighter Than A Longclaw
H.P. Lovecraft Teaches the Craft of Love
Garfunkel and Oates Get Douched
Khan In Sixty Seconds
Nine Women (And One Man) That Make Men Melt
Single White Male
Dear Valentine's Day | A Love Letter
I Slam In The Back Of My Dragula | Traffic Tossers
Free P****! | This Is As Close To LOLCats As I Get
You Sexy Like A Chocolate Covered Strawberry | An Evening Comment Diversion
Finally Someone Is Thinking of the Children | A Parental Think Piece
Your Words Are Infectious | Why Do You Write?
Money For Nothing | My Opinion Is free
Of Donkey Kong And Record Players | I Feel Old
Wear Eye Protection | The Mating Rituals Of The North American Male
An Instant Christmas Classic | Cue The Choir
This Is Better Than Happy Life Day | Trust Me
This Christmas I Want An Ice Pick To The Ear Drum | Christmas Music Sucks
White Men Can Dance | Double Dream Hands
Who Doesn't Love Katy Perry | And Creed
Music For Potter Nerds | The Wedgie Line Is To The Right
The Cost Of Higher Education | Was Yours Worth It
F*ck Shaking Your Tush On The Catwalk | The Epitome Of Modelling
Dear Chapters | A Love Letter
The Biggest Box Office Bomb Ever | Guess Who Stars
Canada Loves Her Queens | Who's Really In Charge Of The Country?
Is Your Girl A Republican | Does She Shake What Her Mamma Gave Her
Canadian Horror Film You May Not Have Seen But Probably Should | A Seriously Biased List
Ten Horror Movie Creatures You Probably Don't Want Watching You Sleep | A Seriously Random List
So What Are You Wearing? | An Evening Comment Diversion
What The Hell Are You Supposed To Be? | An Evening Comment Diversion
Down In A Hole Losing My Soul | The Descent
A Little Something For Your Dreams | Good Night My Pretties
Got Ghosts? | An Evening Comment Diversion
And The Grammy For Best Rap Album Goes To | Shawty Mane
Halloween Hijinx | An Evening Comment Diversion
California Dreaming | Prop 19 As Seen By Taiwanese
Less Than Meets The Eye | Bumblebee Is A B*tch
Sheer Damn Manliness | A Seriously Random Evening Comment Diversion
Look At Me I'm Leatherface | Enlivening Your Children's Horror Experience
Chr*st! Lighten Up! | Mmmmmm, Blasphemy
Let's Go Exploring! | Inception For Kids
If They Take My Stapler Then I'll Set The Office On Fire | Office Horror Stories
Fatherhood is Awesome | Lamentations of Domestication
Knowledge of Non-Knowledge is Power | FUBAR 2 Trailer
Fan-Made Done Right | The (not really) Walking Dead Opening Credits
Affluent Effluent | An Evening Comment Diversion
Men: Shave and Get Drunk | You're Already Brilliant
B**ches Ain't S**t | But Oh Their Tricks
Death of the Hipster Douche | Don't be a Di**head
Juggalos: How The F**k do They Work? | An Investigation
Star Wars VII | Scaramouche Scaramouche Will You Do The Fandango
Sex, Lies and Videotape | An Evening Comment Diversion
Are You The Goddess? | Internet Dating At Its Finest
Robocop Has Feelings | Finally a Musical I Don't Want to C**ck Punch
Mmmm, Meat Popsicles | An Evening Comment Diversion
An Apology | Please Don't Bomb Us
I'm More Atari Too | F**k You!
America Can't Find Its Hat | Its Gun Is Another Matter
Inspiration From Tragedy | The Antoine Dodson Story
I'm F**king Ray Bradbury | Suck it Silverman!
Little Miss Muffet Sat On Her Tuffet | Then The Spider Stole Her Money
A Bit More Trauma | The #1 Reason Therapists Make Money
I Wish I Had A Slide And A Whiteboard | An Evening Comment Diversion
Violence Makes Ronald A Sad Clown | Bitch Better Have My Nuggets
Dustin Will Soon Be Out of A Job | The Beginning of Pajiba's End
Mowing Lawns and Eating Candy | An Evening Comment Diversion
Ray Stevens Could Never Have Imagined This | They Call Him? The Streak
Only In My Dreams | Mega Python vs. Gatoroid
That's a Lot of Hairball | With a Side of Cheese
Movie Theater Heaven and Hell | An Evening Comment Diversion
George Lucas Needs To Recruit | AT-AT Day Afternoon
I'm on a Horse | But Where is the Cart?
Dustin Has Officially Lost It | Why Would He Give This Guy A Spot?
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