Pajiba

You know what amuses me the most? The next car in line calmly pulling up to the window.

Some people just didn't take LeBron leaving that well, man.

*New favorite way to piss off fast food joints*

If they screw up your order or piss you off for whatever reason, pull back around and order a bunch of shit oddly personal and complicated. Like at McD's, let's just say you ordered a meal and they gave you the wet, wrinkly, half carton of fries. "Game on", you say to yourself.

Proceed to pull back around (they work at a fast food joint, they won't notice), and get creative.

"Yes, I'd like 4 Big Macs please. No cheese on two of them, one of the ones without cheese must not have pickles, I'm allergic. 3 of those should be the value meal, but for one of them I want to substitute my drink for a milkshake. For the one with a Sprite, also, no salt on the fries. One happy meal, but no ketchup on the burger, and please can you make sure we get the toy without the choking hazard? Two McFlurrys, one M&M McFlurry half chocolate/half vanilla, and the other should be a Reese's Pieces McFlurry with two spoons instead of one. Oh, and we also need five of each kind of sauce you have, please."

And just pull around, and keep fucking driving. Nothing illegal about that. Enjoy.

I (involuntarily) had an Angus burger last year. I thought my asshole was going to fall out.

Wow, I just read "punch," I didn't expect someone to go Bruce fuckin' Banner on the poor lady. It's bad enough she's working at the golden arches at 6:30 in the AM, she's gotta deal with the bleach-blond white trash hellion armies? Fuck.

I've had to go to McD's for food at 4:00 AM on my way to some really out of the way places.

But I have NEVER seen that kind of random foolishness like that.

Not even if he supersized it, Gabsbs?

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You may know me from my McDonald's Themed Facebook Updates such as, WHY IS THE ICE SHAPED THAT WAY? and Did I ASK for an 8 oz. Paper Cup O' Onions?

I would say McNuggetess is on the meths but everyone knows they only kill for candy.

And meths.

"The b is for bargain!"

Either or, really.

That was awesome. Even my girlfriend thinks so, and she's dealt with crackheads in pharmacy drive-through. At 3 am. During a full moon.
Did you know that even though said pharmacy will generally sell needles, no questions asked, to people . . . they will still find something to bitch about?
And one guy tried to choke my girlfriend against an end stand because he didn't get his antidepressants fast enough. Note to people: don't do stupid shit when they have your name and address on file to give to the cops later.

Ahem, McDonald's. Most of the attacker's lines obviously consist of "What?" and "bitch!" while the employee's consist of "Ma'am" and "Listen up." And the constant and repetitive explaining of what time it is and what they can and cannot offer that crazy bitch to eat. I could have written a script, but it would have been the same 4 or 5 lines over and over with a "What the fuck!" near the end.

I would give my left nut sack to find out what the person in the next car said.

I'd be less concerned with what some total stranger said in a YouTube McDogfart video, and more concerned about having two nutsacks.

It takes some balls to admit to such a deformity, but, heh... apparently you got 'em!

I dated a guy in Budapest who ran the McDs McNuggets chicken batteries for Central and Eastern Europe and have never ordered them since. Bear in mind also that the meat industry standards are far higher in Europe than in the US in terms of quality control.
Now I've ruined that for you my job here is done...

Back in college I remember a sick little late night munchie we got at McD's we called "The Stoner's Cocktail". It basically was a large chocolate shake and a large order of fries and you just dipped the hot, crispy, salty fries into the cold, sweet, chocolaty fart-inducing frappe. Personally, I found it easier to do with Wendy's thicker cut fries and Frosty. And yes we tried doing it in the morning too with their hash browns- but we could never get a shake in the morning and chocolate milk didn't cut it.

Man, I can't believe the shit I've voluntarily consumed. And yet just typing about this is giving me junkfood junkie flashbacks. The stunning thing is that I found others who claim to have done the same thing. I wonder if a chocolate covered baked potato would be any healthier?

"Robble, robble!"

That video is the funniest shit ever.
HEEHEE Tracer, your comment makes me pee. Speaking of the Angus burger, on our vacation last year Pissboy and I drove by this McDonald's every day and it had one of those letter signs out front that said "Try our angus". I suggested an edit...and Pissboy got out and executed beautifully. For the rest of the night the sign said "Try our anus".
The next morning it was changed back by the morning staff but it was true Beavis and Butthead hilarity for the night to us 30ish year olds.

I go to Burger King for their chicken sandwich and then to Hardees for a milkshake, and I'll tell you why: for the last four years, every single fucking time I order a milkshake at Burger King I immediately hear the words "the milkshake machine is broken," usually before I can finish the damn sentence. For FOUR YEARS STRAIGHT!!

Look, assholes, if you're too damn lazy to bother turning on your milkshake machine, TAKE THE FUCKING MILKSHAKE PICTURES OFF YOUR GODDAM MENU!! 'Cause I'm gonna KEEP ASKING you lazy-ass shitheads for a milkshake every time I drive through for my chicken sandwich, for all the damn good it'll do me.

So Hardees, by default, I drink YOUR milkshake!!!

Damn my addiction to the BK chicken sandwich.

In reference to some of the Reiner love yesterday: Surely, the guy who pulled up at the end of the video said, "I'll have what she's having."

I also have a horrible weakness for the McNugget. It's all I eat.

"I go to Burger King for their chicken sandwich and then to Hardees for a milkshake, and I'll tell you why: for the last four years, every single fucking time I order a milkshake at Burger King I immediately hear the words "the milkshake machine is broken," usually before I can finish the damn sentence. For FOUR YEARS STRAIGHT!!

Ohhhhh, broke ass Burger King! Nice to know they are like that everywhere.

I found if I ate a McDonald's quarter pounder with cheese several times a week, it grew on me such that I started to find it tasty. I wonder what they put in it that has that effect?

Happy to be able to agree with you with what you are syaing...