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Who Doesn't Love Katy Perry

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Because we’ve had a week filled with mediocre actors who are really famous for some reason, sexy animals, Twilight and TK’s abominable Palibeiber, I figured we could all use a break from the madness and enjoy us some Katy Perry. Nothing sooths the tortured soul like a talented songstress regaling us with tales of the moist dreams of the teenage ilk and skintight jeans. Also: boobies. Enjoy your musical interlude.



And just because I love you knuckle-dragging troglodytes so fucking much and I know you dig ‘em: some Creed. What can I say I’m feeling generous today.



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Creed is just so, so bad. I am personally offended by how bad they are.

Posted by: Dingles at December 2, 2010 8:09 PM

The video using the one kid lip syncing the death metal version of the song is way funnier.

Posted by: Matt at December 2, 2010 8:25 PM

That picture...brb bunk.

EDIT: Einstien at December 2, 2010 8:25 PM

Who the fuck listens to Creed?

Posted by: Einstien at December 2, 2010 8:26 PM

a) I don't like Katy Perry. I think she looks like a blow-up doll. Somehow she has convinced suburban moms that their daughters should listen to her stripper music.

b) Death metal? Or Cookie Monster?

Posted by: grizzle at December 2, 2010 8:26 PM

I

Posted by: Spender at December 2, 2010 8:38 PM

Hate

Posted by: Spender at December 2, 2010 8:39 PM

You.

Posted by: Spender at December 2, 2010 8:39 PM

Why don't you just dump a bucket of dog feces on my head while you're at it? Push me face down in a mudhole? Atomic wedgie me while making me sing "I Believe I Can Fly"? I mean, if you really wanted me to know what you think of me? I really don't know if I can handle this much love.

Posted by: dahlia6 at December 2, 2010 8:42 PM

It's mostly the screeching, you see. I don't care about the boobs or the wigs or the content of the songs. Those are truly no worse than anyone else. But the woman clearly has no concern for my ears.

And her voice makes my dog bark.

Posted by: greer at December 2, 2010 9:14 PM

What is it about Katy Perry that is so destructive to my libido? Examined analytically, she certainly would seem to present an appealing package. Nice boobies? Check. Pretty face? Check. Nice boobies? Check. Hourglass figure? Check. Oh, yeah...and did I mention she has nice boobies?

But there's something about her that just makes my weenie shrivel. And it's not like I'm a picky sort. Typically anything non-male will at least catch my attention.

Can anyone help me here?

Posted by: boscobarbell at December 2, 2010 9:19 PM

I turned off the volume to watch the Katy Perry video b/c I was listening to Ozomatli on youtube but figured, you know, boobs. After a 20 seconds or so, I thought I should at least see what song she was singing, so I turned back on the volume. Now I understand the post. And I'm done.

Posted by: Cabbage at December 2, 2010 9:23 PM

That header picture looks like someone kicked her square in the box.

Posted by: Nomanisat at December 2, 2010 9:31 PM

@boscobarbell: I hear you, I feel exactly the same way. For me it's those never-ending goofy facial expressions, I call it "Jenny McCarthy-itis". I have never seen a photo of her where she's not seemingly channeling Lucille Ball.

Posted by: Churchston Winsthill at December 2, 2010 9:38 PM

What is it about Katy Perry that is so destructive to my libido?

Can anyone help me here?

Posted by: boscobarbell at December 2, 2010 9:19 PM

I dunno, but stop logging on to Pajiba when you have a boner.

Posted by: Einstien at December 2, 2010 10:19 PM

wow. that teenage dreams video. just wow. the way the vocals synced with the video during closeups? awesome. that was some serious love.

Posted by: KittyCat at December 2, 2010 10:34 PM

@boscobarbell

What is it about Katy Perry that is so destructive to my libido? ... there's something about her that just makes my weenie shrivel.
...
Can anyone help me here?

She's a fembot.

It turns out almost right impersonation of humans is way creepier than something that's way off. The Katy-bot's animitronics aren't quite there, so creep-y. Contrast with the Buffy-bot which accurately expresses emotions ranging from A to B (Incidentally about the range of the actress - oh, snap.) Not creepy.

This gets better with Nexus 6. I think Katy-bot has the "questionable things" covered already. I mean, really, Russell Brand?

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at December 2, 2010 10:35 PM

The Creed one makes me want to punch a baby. The Katy Perry one is kind of awesome, and reminds me of my favorite youtube video of all time.

Posted by: TK at December 2, 2010 10:37 PM

"Even Jesus hates Creed"

Written on the side of a trash bin @ Coachella 2007

Posted by: Rest In Peace at December 2, 2010 10:46 PM

@TK

Here's the original. It's even awesomer! :)

Posted by: Einstien at December 2, 2010 10:47 PM

Who doesn't love big boobed dumb girls?

Posted by: Fredo at December 2, 2010 11:15 PM

I like Creed and I will admit that I listen to Creed too but damn, that tune up there could be called the Consummate Constipation Compilation. Brutal!

I also like Katy Perry too in small doses and that was a cool version. *G*

Posted by: mc-rox at December 3, 2010 1:07 AM

I have never seen a photo of her where she's not seemingly channeling Lucille Ball.

Posted by: Churchston Winsthill at December 2, 2010 9:38 PM

We're going to have to wash your mouth out with soap now, young man. And you will not be defaming Ms. ball here again, or else!

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at December 3, 2010 2:18 AM

Ball, oops.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at December 3, 2010 2:19 AM

I hate Creed. Oh God, I hate them so much... but the video was hilarious!

As for Katy Perry, it's been said by some here that she's a fembot, a close approximation of a human female, and that's why she's repulsive.

This has been written about. It's called "the uncanny valley". The closer a robot comes to fully simulating humans the more repulsive they come because we can sense there's something off about them. Case in point: Katy Perry.

Posted by: Kris at December 3, 2010 2:20 AM

Is this sarcasm? I can' tell.

Posted by: ChaCha at December 3, 2010 2:54 AM

Is this sarcasm? I can' tell.

Does a moose listen to Manilow while laying on a seal skin rug in front of a roaring fire sipping champagne while succumbing to my irresistible sexual advances?

Posted by: Robert Scott at December 3, 2010 9:18 AM

Also: boobies.

That is the most complete sentence fragment ever. No one even objected.

Posted by: psy at December 3, 2010 9:29 AM

And Robert pulls off a reverse TK! Well played sir.
(Applause)

Here's a Miley Cyrus metal version by the same guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-TtqW1IE5Y&feature=related

Posted by: Paultera at December 3, 2010 10:56 AM

fembot or not, I just decided I'd hit it.

Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Weight: 110
Disposition: Even
Mood Code: Rotary Adjustable
I need a unit to sample and hold.

Posted by: , at December 3, 2010 10:57 AM

This one's for you, Katy:

www.myspace.com/video/vid/2030683946

Posted by: , at December 3, 2010 11:05 AM

I dressed like an elf for an office Christmas party yesterday. I'm hungover and I am at work. Please stop.

Posted by: daria at December 3, 2010 11:22 AM

"b) Death metal? Or Cookie Monster?"

I had the same exact thought.

Posted by: Rob at December 3, 2010 11:34 AM

I'm a sucker for Katy Perry. Like Lady Gaga, she's self-aware enough to realize that she's selling herself as a product, and has fun with it.

Also, she's a dead ringer for my ex-girlfriend.

Posted by: munkymack at December 3, 2010 11:43 AM

Could have sworn that was Nathan Explosion...

In my pants.

Posted by: Antietam at December 3, 2010 4:02 PM

Mostly, I'm just really amused by Brian Molko's facial expression in the header pic. Heh.

Posted by: Vanessa at December 3, 2010 6:08 PM

Ernie and Bert are more metal than all of you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs

Posted by: DGM at December 3, 2010 7:24 PM

Enjoyed looking at this, very good stuff, thankyou .

Posted by: Alicia at December 4, 2010 2:32 PM