Robocop Has Feelings
Honestly, who the fuck starts singing about every little damn thing they're about to do? Do people actually compose songs about dropping the kids off at the pool? Shall I now serenade that head of lettuce with regards to the lovely salad I'm going to be tossing it in? Fuck no and neither should you! For Godtupus' sake, if I started singing every time I was going to hi-a-ho, I'd never get anything done. Look, I realize that I have no soul and I've learned to deal with it. You can try to change my position on musicals, but I would like to think that I'm unanimous in this. However, if you really were interested in turning me to the dark side, this would be a good start.