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California Dreaming

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I’ve seen a few of these clips manufactured by NMA.tv that take a news item and animate the anchors and stories but this one really caught my attention. Apparently, they’re done by a website based out of Taipei and really have their finger on the pulse of the American news cycle.

Here in Canada, marijuana is largely decriminalized when it’s for personal use. Of course, they’re still cracking down on suppliers and growers but, as we’re all aware, pot is probably one of the least problematic substances that the world has known and I include alcohol and tobacco in that generalization. It appears that California is on the same path towards hell with the proposed Prop 19 except that they’re taking it even further. See, the one thing even we won’t tolerate is pot-smoking bears. We need those fuckers cognoscente and energetic for plowing fields, hunting the mighty salmon and perhaps a little late-night sexy time. If what NMA says regarding California’s Prop 19 is true, there’s going to be an abundance of lazy fucking bears laying around on the welfare and not pulling their weight. It would also appear that MacDonald’s and the rest of the fast food industry is about to experience a boom that hasn’t been seen since we learned Big Macs didn’t actually turn you into Grimace.



Way to go California! Between your pot and your gays you’re going bring America to its knees. Of course at which time we’ll swoop in and save you with our poutine and mooses and instill Celine Dion as Dictator and Justin Bieber as Secretary of Entertainment. You’re welcome.









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Comments

I liked the (heheh) griddle cones the kids were getting after school. 4:20. I get it! I get it!


(I wouldn't survive a day in the states.)

Posted by: replica at October 13, 2010 8:29 PM

"Celine Dion as Dictator and Justin Bieber as Secretary of Entertainment"

Why would California elect celebrities with no political background as governor???
Oh wait...They did that twice

Posted by: Ja Ja Ja at October 13, 2010 8:30 PM

True enough, Ja Ja Ja, however this time there is zero chance of him getting elected president.

Posted by: Uncle JR at October 13, 2010 9:55 PM

Up here in Michigan we elected a Canadian governer.

Look how well WE turned out.

Posted by: UncleJR at October 13, 2010 9:56 PM

how do you think tim horton's got so popular. it's the secret ingredient in the coffee. we are now unleashing it in the states.

of course its all moot to me as I am repulsed by both marijuana and tim horton's coffee.

also i hope somewhere, a program is tagging pot to tim Horton's in some intelligence file due to my little bit of effluence on the internets

Posted by: idleprimate at October 13, 2010 10:07 PM

These guys did a piece on the Australian election. It was fairly accurate, well, except for the part where the leaders of the major parties got in a wrestling match, complete with the Greens leader hitting the leader of our conservative party with a chair. I only WISH that had happened.

I think they also did a piece on the Taliban using bananas to train monkeys to shoot people with fully automatic weapons.

Posted by: ScienceGeek at October 13, 2010 11:51 PM

Oh Canada, you had me at free health care.

Posted by: Patricia at October 14, 2010 1:03 AM

I call Shenanigans! You can't even smoke tobacco in a Denny's in CA, I don't believe for 1 damn minute that the hop heads will get to toke out whilst enjoying their 'Moons Over My Hammy' Grand Slam Special. More's the pity too, if memory serves Denny's was IDEAL after some late evening smokin'.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 14, 2010 4:28 AM

So the fat chick up north is about to sit on our collective faces, huh? If she promises to scrub down that moosey vag, I might consider shaving first.

Posted by: Kballs at October 14, 2010 7:43 AM

So the fat chick up north is about to sit on our collective faces, huh? If she promises to scrub down that moosey vag, I might consider shaving first.

Posted by: Kballs at October 14, 2010 7:43 AM
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Dude, are you serious? Sometimes I can’t wait to suck on my old lady after she comes home from work. I know she’s hot and sweaty, dude you’re talking about the essence of a woman. The smell alone gets me hard.

Posted by: Pookie at October 14, 2010 9:46 AM

Pookie,

There's a big difference between your significant other requesting some tongue action and a questionably feminine Canadian wilderness trucker hankerin' for some oral.

Listed simply:

Better half - have a seat, m'lady

Canadian stranger - here's the tub and don't be afraid to wear out that loofa

Posted by: Kballs at October 14, 2010 10:12 AM

I will have you know, sir, that the Canadian beaver's hygiene is beyond reproach. Whether it is, un, partially or completely shorn has no bearing upon it's pristine condition.

Posted by: Robert Scott at October 14, 2010 10:24 AM

Of course at which time we’ll swoop in and save you with our poutine and mooses and instill Celine Dion as Dictator and Justin Bieber as Secretary of Entertainment.

I was recently (five days ago) in Vancouver (Canada, not Washington...though I did pass through the other, so your call) and I had poutine twice. It was not that good, but it didn't do anything wrong. Personally, I'm not a fan of brown gravy and I think white would be better. However, some Americans (carnies, most likely) really need to take a tip from the Canadians. How has fries, cheese curds, and gravy not caught on here?

Also, all I do is drink and read Pajiba. I expected to see a gay porn star while in Canada, and I didn't see even one (I think).

Posted by: pissant at October 14, 2010 10:36 AM

Kballs,

A snatch ain’t got to be dressed up and smelling like it’s going to the prom before I snack on it. You sound like a debutant with all that loofa talk.

Posted by: Pookie at October 14, 2010 10:37 AM

Apaches dominate the pot business? Who knew?

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 14, 2010 10:42 AM

Pookie,

If not wanting a Yukon Yeast infection on my duodenum makes me a debutant, then point the way to the nearest dinner ball, my friend.

And bitches love loofas. Offering one is the gentlemanly thing to do.

Posted by: Kballs at October 14, 2010 10:47 AM

Listen Kballs, the snatch is the snatch is the snatch. You can’t be dictating terms to it. A lady has to know that you will accept her however she comes to you.

Posted by: Pookie at October 14, 2010 10:58 AM

Pookie,

I was making fun of Canadian vaginas, not the entire human race. But if you want to be a one-mouth wrecking ball to any and all comers, I'm sure the line for squoosh-blasting forms to the left.

Posted by: Kballs at October 14, 2010 11:02 AM

Kballs,

Alls I’m saying is that snatch should be respected.

Posted by: Pookie at October 14, 2010 11:14 AM

Pookie,

Agreed. Twats deserve our utmost respect.

Posted by: Kballs at October 14, 2010 11:19 AM

Did Pajiba officially ban "Wow, just wow"? You can see why I'd be asking.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 14, 2010 1:29 PM