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'Legend' Review: How Do You Put Two Tom Hardys Up to Bat and Still Strike Out?

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'Victor Frankenstein' Review: James McAvoy Eats More Scenery for Breakfast than Shatner Eats in a Month

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Review: I Think I've Been Traumatized By 'The Good Dinosaur'

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'Carol' Review: Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara's 1950's Lesbian Thriller

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'The Night Before' Is the Funniest Christmas Movie Since 'Elf'

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'By the Sea' Review: More Like 'By the Zzzzzz,' Amirite?

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Review: The True Mystery Of 'Secret In Their Eyes' Is How It Failed So Hard

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'The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2' Is a Fitting End to Our Best YA Franchise

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'Trumbo' Could Have Been So Great, If Only It Had Come Out Of Its Own Butt For a Few Minutes

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'My All American' Review: Real-Life Inspirational Story or a Bleak, F**ked-Up Cautionary Tale?

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'Love the Coopers': An Island of Poisonous Box-Office Toys

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'The Peanuts Movie' Is Cute

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Why Can't More Movies Be Like Saoirse Ronan's 'Brooklyn'?

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'Spectre' Review: Movie. Bad Movie.

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'Spotlight' Review: How Dare A Drama About Uncovering Sex Abuse Be This Fun And Charming!

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'A Little Chaos' Review: Alan Rickman And Kate Winslet Reunite For A Frivolous Romance

Colombiana Review: Please Line Up in a Single-File Line and Collect Your Ass Kickings

Gagging On The Eleganza: 'Cinderella' Review

"127 Hours" Review | Rock and Roll All Night (And Pare Away At Your Arm Every Day)

"2 Guns" Is The Denzeliest Goddamn Movie of the Year

"42" Review: A Black Story, Told By a White Man. Full of Sound and Fury. Signifying Little

"A Horrible Way to Die" Review: High Concept, Low Value

"A Teacher" Review: But Then My Homework Was Never Quite Like This!

"Ain't Them Bodies Saints": Bonnie & Clyde By Way of Terrence Malick

"Alex Cross" Review: The Best Movie of Idris Elba's Career

"All Good Things" Review | Baby Goose Murdered by Tedium

"All Is Lost" Review: Robert Redford Goes Silent, With Astounding Results

"Beauty is Embarrassing" Review: Inside the Mind of Wayne White, the Emmy-Winning Designer on "Pee Wee's Playhouse"

"Blue Valentine" Review | We Went Down To The Courthouse And The Judge Put It All To Rest

"Bullet to the Head" Review: Hey, Stallone! The 80s Called. They Want Their "The 80s Called" Joke Back

"Burlesque" Review | 50 Better Ways to Spend $10 Than Purchasing a Ticket to See "Burlesque"

"Casino Jack" Review | Second Prize Is A Set of Steak Knives. Third Prize Is You're Fired.

"Catfish" Review | True Lies

"Client 9: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer" Review | Noblesse Oblige

"Conan O'Brien Can't Stop" Review: Who Knew Conan O'Brien Could Be Such a Dick?

"Coyote Ugly" Review: Subverting the Dominant Paradigm

"Dark Skies" and the Reason Alien and Paranormal Movies So Seldom Work

"Deja Vu" Revisited | Saving the Day, Take Two

"Devil" Review | Fool Me Once, Shame On You. Fool Me Twice, and You've Got a Reputation You'll Never Be Able to Live Up To

"Drinking Buddies" Review: Jake Johnson Faces an Impossible Decision: Anna Kendrick or Olivia Wilde?

"Evil Dead" Review: She-Banged by Hell's Bitch

"Exam" Review | Do You Like Riddles?

"Finding Bliss" Review | VH1 Presents: Where Are They Now? Stars of the 90's Edition

"Fireplace for Your Home" Real Time Review

"For Colored Girls" Review | Someday We'll Find It, The Rainbow Connection

"Four Lions" Review | I Really F**ked It Up This Time, Didn't I My Dear?

"Frances Ha" Review: Life Flows Along With A Smile and A Song

"Frankie and Alice" Review | A Poor-Man's Version of Every Robin Williams in a Beard Film

"Hatchet II" Review | One Small Slash for Censorship, One Giant Axewound for Mankind

"Here Comes the Boom" Review: The Least Embarrassing Film of Happy Madison's 14-Year History

"Hereafter" Review | No Matter Which Way You Go, No Matter Which Way You Stay, You're Out of My Mind

"House at the End of the Street" Review: About as Enjoyable As Pooping Out Your Pee-Hole

"How Do You Know" Review | Go Sell Crazy Somewhere Else

"Identity Thief" Review: Planes, Trains, and Ribald Fornication

"Idiots and Angels" Review | When God Comes And Calls Me To His Kingdom, I'll Take All You Sons of Bitches When I Go

"Irma Vep" Retrospective: A Company of Vampires

"Jobs" Review: A Movie About a Titan Starring a Tit

"Jurassic Park" Review: Let's Find a Way

"Kings of Pastry" Review | A Spoonful of Sugar Helps The Medicine Go Down

"Leaves of Grass" Review | Weed Don't Need No Education

"Life As We Know It" Review | A Strange, New Direction for the "Jackass" Franchise

"Little Birds" Review: The Darker Side of Coming of Age

"Little Fockers" Review | Hands Down, The Funniest Movie of 2010 (Exclamation Mark)

"Love and Other Drugs" Review | All Shook Up

"Mad Max: Fury Road" Review: Oh What a Film, What a LOVELY Film

"Made in Dagenham" Review | You Can Get It If You Really Want

"Marwencol" Review | It Takes A Village

"Middle Men" Review | The Boring Parts of Porn

"Monsters University" From the Perspective of Both an Adult and a 6 Year Old

"Morning Glory" Review | I'm Rachel McAdams, a Badass Skinny White Girl

"Mother" Review | Do You Want To Bang Heads With Me?

"Never Let Me Go" Review | A Blue Harvest

"Night Catches Us" Review | As Sure As The Sun Will Come Up Tomorrow

"Nightmare on Elm Street" Review | Another Lousy Thing We Can Blame on the Bush Administration

"Now You See Me" and the Critical Double Standard When It Comes to Empty Cinematic Spectacles

"Nowhere Boy" Review | The Same Old Song

"Only God Forgives" Review: Nicolas Winding Refn and Ryan Gosling's Luxuriously Stage-Managed Parade of Blood and Guts

"Planes" Review: Disney's Cynical, Exploitative Crowd-Pleasing Winner

"Quartet" Review: Growing Old Exactly as Terrible and Wonderful as Suspected

"Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale" Review | Sinners In The Hands of An Angry Saint

"Red Hill" Review | And Heck's Coming With Him

"Self/Less" Review: Dull, Pointless, Stupid

"Short Term 12" Review: A Marvel of Kindness and Warmth, an Early Contender for the Most Criminally Overlooked Film of 2013

"Stone" Review | I Got A Rock

"Summer Wars" Review | Covering All Your Base Are Belong To Us

"Tales From the Script" Review | Auteur vs. Schreiber Theory

"The Breakfast Club": The Nostalgia of Others

"The Canyons" Review: That Lindsay Lohan Movie You Already Hate

"The Company Men" Review | Into The Blue Again, After The Money's Gone

"The Experiment" Review | "'Kill the pig! Cut his throat! Kill the pig! Bash him in!'"

"The Fighter" Review | It Doesn't Take A Big Man To Knock Somebody Down, Just A Little Courage To Lift Him Off The Ground

"The Gift" Review: Boring or Idiotic? Why Not Both?

"The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest" Review | Head Like A Hole, Black As Your Soul, I'd Rather Die Than Give You Control

"The Guilt Trip" Review: Seth Rogen Takes a Blood Sh*t on Christmas

"The Host" Review: A Blunt Force Shart In the Eye of Sci Fi

"The Incredible Burt Wonderstone" Review: No Magic in Me

"The King's Speech" Review | There Goes My Hero, He's Ordinary

"The Next Three Days" Review | The Other Movie Opening This Weekend -- The One with the Cranky Australian and the Pretty Blonde

"The Tempest" Review (A Sonnet in Iambic Pentameter) | Sonnet #155

"The To Do List" Review: Daring, Challenging, And Not Very Good

"The Tourist" Review | Note to Casting Directors: Never Ask Johnny Depp to Pretend to Be Uncool

"The Watch" Review: 20 Years Later, and Ben Stiller Still Doesn't Understand the Role of a Straight Man

"This Is 40" Review: The Year's Ugliest, Most Honest and Least Romantic Romantic Comedy

"Tomorrowland" Review: Optimism Doesn't Make Up For Stupidity

"Top Gun" Review: One of Life's Simple Joys Is Playing with the Boys

"Unstoppable" Review | Speed So Fast I Felt Like I Was Drunk

"Waiting for 'Superman'" Review | Hey, Teachers! Leave Them Kids Alone!

"We Cause Scenes" Review: The Splendid Art of the Prank

"Wild Wild West" Review | This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

"Worst in Show" Review: Documenting the World's Ugliest Dog Contest

"You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger" Review | The Incontinental

'10 Years' Review: Well I Guess This Is Growing Up

'12 Years a Slave' Review: A Nightmare Remembered

'2016: Obama's America' Review: Insidious, Racist, and Surprisingly Effective

'22 Jump Street' Makes Fun Of Itself Making Fun Of Itself

'3,2,1... Frankie Go Boom' Review: Funny in Completely Indescribable Ways

'300: Rise Of An Empire' Review: Burn It All Down Until Not Even The Memory Remains

'47 Ronin' Review: The Best Fantasy Film of this December

'50 Shades of Grey' Is a Dry, Missionary Hump Starring the World's Least Lifelike Inflatable Man

'99 Homes' Review: Praise Jesus, Andrew Garfield Is Finally In a Good Movie Again

'A Long Way Down' Review: Congratulations, (American) 'Fever Pitch,' You Are No Longer the Worst Nick Hornby Adaptation

'A Madea Christmas' and the Infectious Joys of Bad Tyler Perry Comedies

'A Million Ways to Die in the West' Review: Seth MacFarlane Has Lost His Testicles

'A Most Violent Year' Review: Never Seen a More Beautiful Mess

'A Single Shot' Review: You'll Never Leave Harlan Alive

'A Walk Among The Tombstones' Review: A Dark, Brooding Detective Story Done Right

'About Last Night' Is The Best Valentine's Day Weekend Major Release in a Decade

'About Time' Review: In a Wide Sea of Eyes, I See One Pair That I Recognize

'Alan Partridge' Review: Small Fish in a Shallow Pond

'All the Wilderness' Review: We Keep Spending Most Our Lives Living In a Hipster's Paradise

'American Hustle' Review: Confidence Schemes

'American Sniper' Review: What Is It Good For?

'American Ultra' May Be the Best 'Not Bad' Movie of 2015

'Amira & Sam' Review: Martin Starr's Non-Rom-Com

'Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues' Review: Watered-Down Scotchy Scotch Scotch

'Annabelle' Will Make You Rue The Day You Laughed At The 'Scary' Doll

'Ant-Man' Review: Tiny Hero, Big Heart, But A Bumpy Road

'Arkham Knight' Review: The Best Batman Story Non-Gamers Missed

'August: Osage County' Review: Plenty of Room to Swing a Rope

'Avengers: Age of Ultron' Review: This Is Why We Call Them Heroes

'Bad Milo' Review: Great Butt Monster Movie? Or Greatest Butt Monster Movie?

'Barely Lethal' Review: Sansa Stark As A Teen Assassin? Yes More Of This Please.

'Battle of the Year' Review: Finally, a Breakdance Movie Centered Around the Old White Guy

'Before I Disappear': I Would Give Anything to Live in a World Where This Movie Doesn't Exist

'Before I Go to Sleep' Review: A Narcoleptic Thriller

'Best Man Holiday, The' Review: Christmas Tissues & Issues

'Birdman' Review: Where the Hell Has This Movie Been All Our Lives?

'Black Mass' Review: Welcome Back, Johnny Depp. You Brilliant, Terrifying Bastard.

'Blackhat' Review: Thor is 'American Hacker'

'Blended' Review: Adam Sandler Does Not Give a Sh*t About You

'Boyhood' Review: Linklater's Loving Ode To Family Is The Best Film You'll See This Year

'Butter' Review: The Only Comedy This Year that Features Olivia Wilde Playing a Schwinn-Riding Small-Town Stripper

'By the Sea' Review: More Like 'By the Zzzzzz,' Amirite?

'Calvary' Review: A Ticking Time Bomb of Loneliness

'Captain America: The Winter Soldier' Review: Changing The Landscape Of The Marvel Universe, And Doing It With Style

'Captain Phillips' Review: Adrift

'Carol' Review: Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara's 1950's Lesbian Thriller

'Carrie' Review: Sweet Bloody Revenge, But Not Much Else

'Chappie' Review: A Cruel, Crazy, Beautiful World

'Chef' Is the Jon Favreau Autobiography You Never Asked For

'Clouds of Sils Maria' Review: WTF Just Happened?

'Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2' Review: The Food Strikes Back

'Crimson Peak' Review: Gothic Whiskey with a Blood Chaser

'Dallas Buyers Club' Review: Pulling Punches

'Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes' Review: Everything That Great Science Fiction Should Be

'Delivery Man': Oh a Lovable Loser, I Don't Suppose We'll Get a Montage With That?

'Detergent: Insurgent' Review: The Millennial Brat Pack Got F*cked

'Devil's Due' Review: Rotten Devilled Eggs

'Divergent' Is the Worst John Hughes Teen Comedy Ever

'Dom Hemingway' Review: Who Knew a Drunken Romp With Jude Law Could Be So Boring?

'Don Jon' Review: Good Vibrations

'Don't Get Raped In Prison' Review: Kevin Hart and Will Ferrell's Paycheck Reacharound

'Dope' Review: Believe The Hype

'Dracula Untold' Review: Well, That Sucked

'Dumb and Dumber To' Review: Wanna Watch the Most Annoying Movie in the World?

'Earth to Echo' Review: An Unapologetic 'E.T.' Copycat for the Found-Footage Age

'Endless Love' vs 'Winter's Tale': A Scientific Analysis Of Which Is the Lesser Blight Upon Humanity

'Enemy' Review: One of Hollywood's Best Known Stars Has Become One of Its Most Underrated Actors

'Entourage' Review: Harmless Mediocrity

'Escape Plan' Review: Hasta La Vista, Common Sense

'Everest': An Interminable Slog of Mountain Porn

'Fantastic Four' Review: At Last, A Refreshing and Original Rebo-- Just Kidding, It Sucks.

'Field of Dreams' Review: Maybe This Is Heaven

'Foxcatcher' Is Not So Much a Movie As It Is a Really Impressive Talent Show

'Frank' Is the Only Movie Brave Enough or Stupid Enough to Keep Michael Fassbender Hidden Behind a Mask

'Free Birds' Review: More Grating Than a 9:06 Classic Rock Song

'Freeheld' Review: Your Mom Will Love It!

'Furious 7' Review: Completely and Utterly Exhausting

'Get On Up' Review: The Glowing Tribute that the Music of James Brown Deserves, Even If James Brown Himself Does Not

'Goats' Review: The Cinematic Equivalent of Kristen Stewart's Face

'God Is Not Dead' and How Christian Films Rally the Base By Vilifying Everyone Else

'Godzilla' Review: Return Of The King

'Good Kill': It's a Movie That Came Out This Weekend!

'Goosebumps' is '90s Nostalgia Done Right

'Gravity' Review: In Space, No One Can Hear You Contemplate Your Mortality

'Green Room' Review: Patrick Stewart as a Neo-Nazi Horror Movie Villain

'Grudge Match' Review: It Truly Coulda Been a Contender

'Guardians Of The Galaxy' Review: A Crazy, Funny, Rip-Roaring Space Adventure

'He Named Me Malala' Review: Beautiful But Broad CliffsNotes of a Story Deserving So Much More

'Hello Herman' Review: A Clock Stopped

'Her' Review: My Love, She Speaks Softly

'Hit & Run' Review: Dax & Kristen 4EVA

'Hitman: Agent 47' Review: A Piece of Sh*t Rolled In Glitter is Still a Piece of Sh*t

'Home' Will Make You Want to Punch A Cute L'il Alien in His Stupid Purple Face

'Homefront' Review: You'll Never Leave the Bayou Alive

'Horns': The Perfect Movie For People Who Hate Themselves and Want to Be Miserable For Two Hours

'Horrible Bosses 2' Is A Dumpster Fire of Shoehorned Vulgarity

'Hot Tub Time Machine 2' Is So Bad that the Star of 'Must Love Dogs' Turned It Down

'How to Train Your Dragon 2' Review: Toothless Strikes Back

'I, Frankenstein' Review: Have You Seen 'Legion'? 'Underworld'? 'Priest'? Congratulations, You've Seen This Movie

'Infinitely Polar Bear' Review: Mark Ruffalo Gives Us The 'Still Alice' Of Bipolar Dramas

'Inherent Vice' Review: A Hell of a Ride, But You're Gonna Have to Work For It

'Inside Out' Is a Do-Not-Miss For Any Human With Human-Based Emotions

'Insidious: Chapter 2': Bad Movie, Good Scares

'It Follows' Is Decent, But It Ain't No 'Babadook'

'Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit' Review: Facelifting the War on Terror

'Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa' and Why Johnny Knoxville Deserves to be Considered for an Oscar Nomination

'Jayne Mansfield's Car' Review: Crash and Burn

'Jersey Boys' Review: That Thing You Don't Do

'Jessabelle' Fills A Bathtub With Horror Movie Tropes & Fails To Clean Up

'Jupiter Ascending' Review: Staggeringly Stupid

'Jurassic World' Review: A Train Wreck of Morons and Bad CGI

'Kelly & Cal' Is the Boring and Creepy 'Harold and Maude' Remake You Never Wanted

'Kill Your Darlings' Review: Daniel Radcliffe Loses Himself in The Birth of the Beat Generation

'Kill the Messenger' Is Better Than Nothing, But So Much Less Than We Want It To Be

'Killer Joe' Review: Matthew McConaughey's Creepiness Finds a Fitting Home

'Kingsman: The Secret Service' Review: Anarchy In The U.K.

'Labor Day' Review: Best. Kidnapper. Ever.

'Last Knights' Review: Another Bad Movie for the Direct-to-VOD Brigade

'Last Vegas' Review: Ah, The Old Mangover

'Lava,' the 'Inside Out' Short, Is the Worst Thing That Pixar Has Ever Made

'Legend' Review: How Do You Put Two Tom Hardys Up to Bat and Still Strike Out?

'Let's Be Cops' Review: Not Now, Guys. It's Not a Good Time

'Liberal Arts' Review: Possibly More Valuable Than a Liberal Arts Degree

'Life After Beth' Has Invented Its Own Terrible Genre: Zomblecore

'Life Itself' Review: A Too Loving Tribute to Roger Ebert

'Life Partners' Review or 'Gillian Jacobs Can Carry the Sh*t Out of a Movie'

'Life of Crime' Manages to Be a Damn Fun Caper In Spite of Itself

'Little Accidents' Is a Solid Movie From a First-Time Director, Better Than Most January Sh*t

'Lone Survivor' Review: A Good Movie About Great Men

'Love Child' Review and the Troublesome Case of Online Gaming Addiction and Infant Homicide

'Love Is Strange.' And Beautiful. But No One Warned Us It Would Be So Sad

'Love the Coopers': An Island of Poisonous Box-Office Toys

'Lucky Them' Is a Shoe-In For the Year's Most Forgettable Movie

'Machete Kills' Review: Everything The First Movie Should Have Been

'Madame Bovary' Review: We Expected So Much More Of You!

'Magic Mike XXL' Is Fluff and Abs and Butts and a Whole Lot Better Than It Should Be

'Maleficent' Review: A Kinder, Gentler, Impotent Villainess

'Manakamana' and the Delights of Experimental Documentary

'Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom' Review: The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

'Maps to the Stars' Review: David Cronenberg May Have Elevated the Shallow Hate-Watch to Actual Art

'Match' Review: 90 Minutes In Heaven With Patrick Stewart

'Max' Review: A Canine Emotional Snuff Film

'Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials' Review: Oh, It's a F*cking Trial, All Right

'Me And Earl And The Dying Girl' Review: Remember Me For Making A White Guy Less Shitty

'Mercy Rule' Review: Kirk Cameron Can Suck It

'Metallica: Through the Never' Review: We Got the Metal Madness

'Minions' Review: It Doesn't Suck

'Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation' Review: Rock On, Ethan Hunt. Rock The F*ck On.

'Mom's Night Out' Review: Your Job Is Important, Mom, Unless Your Job is to Earn a F**king Living

'Mortdecai' Review: Johnny Depp Doesn't Know the Difference Between a Character and a Schtick

'Mr. Peabody & Sherman' Review: A Dog & His Boy's Excellent Adventure

'Muppets Most Wanted' Review: What's So Amazing, That Keeps Us Stargazing?

'Nebraska' Review: I've Been First and Last, Look at How the Time Goes Past

'Need For Speed' Review: Possibly The Best Video Game Adaptation Of All Time

'Nightcrawler' Once Again Demonstrates Why Jake Gyllenhaal Is the Most Underappreciated Actor Working Today

'No Escape' Review: Political Violence as Tourism

'Noah' Review: Requiem for a Dreamer

'Non-Stop' Review: Predictive Text

'Obvious Child' Review: An Abortion Rom-Com That Delivers

'One-Minute Time Machine': The Best Five Minute Short Movie You'll Watch Today

'Open Grave' Review: Sharlto Copley And A Pit Full Of Bodies Makes For A Disturbingly Satisfying Horror Experience

'Out of the Furnace' Review: Boiling Points

'Outcast' Is Exactly What You'd Expect a Nicolas Cage-Hayden Christensen Movie to Be

'Paddington' Is Way Better Than It Has Any Right To Be

'Pain & Gain,' A Movie About Muscle-Bound Troglodytes with Erectile Dysfunction, Is a Personal One for Michael Bay

'Pan' Is a Big Sloppy Mess of WTF That Occasionally Stumbles Into Something Resembling Art

'Parkland' Review: Zac Efron's Frantic CPR Can't Bring this Movie Back to Life

'Paul Blart 2': This Review Is Going Full Godwin

'Pawn Sacrifice' Review: A Silver Lining to the Cold War

'Pitch Perfect 2' Review: Were You Expecting More Than This?

'Pixels' Is This Summer's Unsung Masterpiece*

'Pompeii' Review: A Volcanic Explosion Of Garbage

'Project Almanac' Review: A Terrible Movie but Time Travel's Shiny

'Quiet Ones, The' Review: Pretty F*cking Loud, Actually

'Ricki & the Flash': Come For Meryl Streep Playing Guitar, Stay For... No That's About It

'Rio 2' Review: Oh So Pretty But Not Very Witty

'Robocop' Review: Tin Man With No Heart

'Robot and Frank' Review: Remarkably Funny, Believably Touching

'Romeo and Juliet' Review: Hot Kids in a New and Totally Unnecessary Classic

'Sal' Review: James Franco's Day-Dreamy Vision of a Gay Icon

'San Andreas' Review: Whatever The Rock Is Cooking Here Smells Like Hot Trash

'Saving Mr. Banks' Review: A Shovelful of Sugar

'Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse' Review: I'm Too Old For This Sh*t

'Selma' Review: Rarely Is So Pivotal A Moment In Time So Perfectly Depicted

'Serena' Review: How Did A Movie With So Much Promise Be This?

'Shaun the Sheep: The Movie' Bombed at the Box Office

'Sicario' Review: Emily Blunt Becomes a Bystander In What Amounts to Little More than a 'Dude' Flick

'Sin City: A Dame to Kill For' Review: Pulp F*cktion

'Sinister 2' Is Good Right Up Until It Isn't

'Sneakerheadz' Review: Documentary on Sneaker Collection

'Some Velvet Morning,' Neil LaBute, and the Art of Misogyny

'Song One' Review: Anne Hathaway Ugly-Face Cries And Navel-Gazes

'Southpaw' Review: Thanks to Jake Gyllenhaal, It's Still Worth Seeing

'Sparkle' Review: The Second Most Embarrassing Thing to Happen to Whitney Houston This Year

'Spectre' Review: Movie. Bad Movie.

'Spotlight' Review: How Dare A Drama About Uncovering Sex Abuse Be This Fun And Charming!

'Spy' May Not Be Perfect, But Melissa McCarthy Sure Is

'St. Vincent' Review: 'Bill Murray: The Movie'

'Step Up' Revolution Review: Writhing, Sweating, Terribly-Acted Dance Trash and Worth Every Cent

'Steve Jobs' Review: There's No Better Asshole than Aaron Sorkin to Tell the Story of the Greatest Asshole of Our Time

'Stonewall' Is Bad. It's a Bad Movie, Bad History, Just. Plain. Bad.

'Straight Outta Compton' Review: Witness the Strength of Street Knowledge

'Sweetwater' Review: We Got Your B*tchface Right Here

'Taken 3' Is a Goddamn Lie

'Ted 2': Intermittently Funny Comedy Held Together by Dick Jokes and Semen

'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Is a Sloppy, Unholy Mess

'Terminator Genisys': CGI Yawns, But a Decent Story

'That Awkward Moment' Is The Recycled Used Condom of Rom Coms

'The Age of Adaline' Has a Brilliant Short Buried In Two Hours of Total Crap

'The Amazing Spider-Man 2' Review: Pretty Tied Up

'The Babymakers' Review: People You Like in a Movie You Will Hate

'The Book Thief' Review: The Only Thing Stolen is Your Time

'The Boy Next Door' Review: I Love Your Mother's Cookies

'The Cobbler' Review, and the Sad Moment When Adam Sandler Realized He'd Lost It

'The Cold Light of Day' Review: Henry Cavill and a Cavalcade of Cliches

'The Counselor' Review: Your Movie's Bad, and You Should Feel Bad

'The D Train' Review: D Is For Dicks, D Is For Depressing As F*ck

'The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby' Is a Cutting Room Floor Mess of Disjointed Charisma

'The Double' Review: Double Your Bleak Dystopian Angst, Double Your Fun

'The Duff' Is the Best Teen Movie Since 'Mean Girls'

'The Equalizer' Review: You've Seen This Before, You'll See It Again

'The Fault in Our Stars' Review: And a New Generation of Future Hopeless Romantics Has Found Its 'Say Anything'

'The Funniest Movie Since 'Neighbors'' Is What Every Comedy Will Be Marketed As for the Next Two Years

'The Gambler' Review: 'Wonder Boys' Goes Ass-to-Ass with 'Tin Cup'

'The Giver' Review: The Dude Officially Abides Paycheck Roles

'The Grand Budapest Hotel' Review: Journey Into the Past

'The Gunman' Review: A Smug, Misogynistic, and Idiotic 'Taken'

'The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug' Review: 'Pirates of the Caribbean' with Orcs

'The Hunger Games: Catching Fire' Review: President Snow Is Ready to Tell, the Deadly Twist that Is the Quarter Quell

'The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2' Is a Fitting End to Our Best YA Franchise

'The Identical' Opens On 2000 Screens This Weekend, Which is God's Way of Punishing Us

'The Imitation Game' Is a Damn Good Impression of a Great Movie

'The Immigrant' Review: The Most Beautiful, Heartbreaking American Story Since Fivel

'The Inbetweeners Movie' Provides an Often Amusing But Unsatisfying End to the TV Series

'The Interview' Review: Seth Rogen Has a Kevin Smith Problem

'The Intouchables' Review: Only an American Critic Could Find Racism Where None Exists

'The Last Five Years' Is the Most Painfully Honest Recent Love Story That Also Happens to Be Told Through Song

'The Leisure Class' Review: Jason Mann's 'Project Greenlight' Film Sucks

'The Lobster' Review: Colin Farrell and Rachel Weisz's Dark, Twisted and Brilliant Dystopian Film

'The Loft' Review: A Fetid Trash Fire of Misogynistic Bullsh*t

'The Longest Ride' Review: The One That Broke Me

'The Man From UNCLE': Charismatic Actors, Incredibly Bad Script

'The Martian' Review: A Perfect Science Fiction Film

'The Monuments Men' Review: Forced Perspective

'The Night Before' Is the Funniest Christmas Movie Since 'Elf'

'The Odd Life Of Timothy Green' Review: The Meanest Movie of the Year

'The Other Woman' Is the Movie Where Jamie Lannister Sh*ts His Suit Pants

'The Peanuts Movie' Is Cute

'The Purge: Anarchy' Review: Live and Let Die

'The Rover' Review: If You Lived Here, You'd Be Dead By Now

'The Salvation' Is a Western With Mads Mikkelsen and Eva Green, So Why Isn't It Better?

'The Secret Life of Walter Mitty' Review: To Strive, to Seek, to Find, and Not to Yield

'The Signal' Review: Even Laurence Fishburne At His Laurence Fishburne-iest Cannot Save You

'The Skeleton Twins' Takes Clichés and Turns Them Into Perfect Golden Nuggets of Actual Life

'The SpongeBob Movie' Review: WTF FTW

'The Theory of Everything' Review: In Trying to Be Everything, You Usually End Up Being Nothing

'The Transporter: Refueled': No Statham, No Point

'The Wind Rises' Review: Miyazaki's Most Beautiful Film Yet Focuses on the Skies

'The Woman in Black: Angel of Death' Is the Perfect January Movie: Dull and Pointless

'They Came Together,' But You'll Kind of Wish They Hadn't

'Think Like a Man, Too' Like Vegas Itself Is a Canker Sore In a Mouth Full of Sewage

'This Is Where I Leave You': Topping the List of Most Utterly Bland Movies With the Best Ensemble Casts

'This Means War' Review: Hollywood's Disappointing Valentine's Day Gift

'Thor: The Dark World' Review: Smashing Good Fun

'Total Recall' Review: It's Just Like the Original, Except That It's No Damn Good

'Trainwreck' Is the Thinking/Sexing/Swearing/Loving Person's Rom-Com We've Been Waiting For

'Transformers: Age Of Extinction' Review: I Don't Know How Much More Of This I Can Take

'Trumbo' Could Have Been So Great, If Only It Had Come Out Of Its Own Butt For a Few Minutes

'Vacation' Review: Ed Helms is Toxic Comedy Poison

'Veronica Mars' Movie Review: Come On Now, Sugar, Bring It On, Bring It On, Yeah

'Very Good Girls' Review: Friendship, Betrayal & Dakota Fanning's Butt Double

'Victor Frankenstein' Review: James McAvoy Eats More Scenery for Breakfast than Shatner Eats in a Month

'Walk of Shame' Review: Oh For F*cks Sake

'Walking With Dinosaurs' Review: Smithsonian-Grade Visuals Voiced by the Mac Guy

'Weird Science' Review: A Movie About Two Teenagers That Build a Pedophile

'Welcome to Me' Review: Like It Or Not, Kristen Wiig Has Become Her Own Genre

'Wetlands' Review: It's Like 'The Parent Trap,' Only with Anal Fissures Instead of Twins

'What We Do In The Shadows' Review: Why Can't More Comedies Be This Good?

'While We're Young' Review: A Hundred Cliches Carefully Rearranged to Make Something True

'Who the F*ck Are The Residents?' - Theory of Obscurity: A Film About The Residents Review

'Winter's Tale' Review: The Worst Movie Ever Made Can't Even Touch This

'Wish I Was Here' Review: All Aboard the Feelings Train, It's Gonna Be a Clunky, Pointless Ride

'Won't Back Down' Review: A Boring Movie For Boring People, i.e., Parents

'Your Sister's Sister' Review: Breathing Fresh Life Into a Story Told, in Some Form, By Everyone

10 Films That Have Us Pumped For The New York Film Festival

10 Great Movies You Forgot About Before You Ever Got Around to Watching Them

10 Important Life Lessons I Learned from Watching Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family

10 Items or Less

10 Questions You Had About Byzantium: So, It's Like a Vampire Movie With Babes, Right?

10 Reasons You Should Get Your Ass to a Movie Theater and See 'Snowpiercer' This Weekend

10,000 B.C.

11th Hour, The

12 Review

12 Rounds Review

13 Assassins Review: Your Bloodlust Will Be Sated

13 Assassins Trailer: History, Politics, And A Healthy Dose Of Samurai Ass-Kicking

13 Sins Review: Bloodshed and Thrills Do Not a Horror Film Make


15 Observations I Made While Watching "Takers" | "Takers" Review

16 Blocks

17 Again Review

20 Things I Saw While Watching BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR That I Will Never Be Able to Unsee

2012 Review

2012 Science or Superstition Review


21 Jump Street Review: F*ck The Police

25 Things I Saw While Watching "Grown Ups 2" That I Will Never Be Able to Unsee

27 Dresses

28 Weeks Later

30 Brain-Bleaching Moments From "Movie 43" That You Can Never Unsee

30 Days Of Night

30 Days of Night: Dark Days Review | Deader Than Undead

30 Minutes Or Less Review: The Boy's A Time Bomb


3:10 to Yuma

4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days

40-Year-Old Virgin, The

4192: The Crowning of the Hit King | Balls Out

50/50 Review: Somehow, Cancer And Comedy Combined To Make One Of The Year's Best Films

500 Days of Summer Review

5nal Destination 3D Review: Death: It Will Kill You. Every. F*cking. Time

7 Pajiba Favorites Currently Available On Netflix Streaming: Much Ado About Buttmonsters

7 of the Worst Movies Recently Released on Netflix (2015)

88 Minutes

9 Review

96 Minutes Review: A Complete Waste of Time

Hugo: The Most Charming Film History Lesson You'll Ever Learn

The Bourne Legacy Review: Identity Crisis

A Bag Of Hammers Review: I Know There's Better Brothers But You're The Only One That's Mine

A Blaffair to Rememblack Review

A Brief Approximation of My Ongoing Reactions to Will Smith's 'Focus'

A Brilliant Tragic Comedy: Just Go See The World's End

A Clock of Leaves, A Moonbeam Ray, 'Mockingjay -- Part I' Keeps Resolution at Bay

A Clock of Leaves, A Moonbeam Ray, The Hunger Games Will Blow You Away

A Conversation With a Six Year Old Boy About 'Frozen,' Princess Movies, and Female Heroes

A Dangerous Method Review | Sometimes a Cigar Is Just A Cigar

A Fairy Tale For Our Cynical Modern World: 'Kumiko, The Treasure Hunter' Review

A Good Day to Die Hard Review: I Wanted This to Be Professional, Efficient, Adult, Cooperative. Not a Lot to Ask.

A Good Old Fashioned Orgy Review: The Sweetest Little F*ckfest You'll Ever See

A Great Film Lacking Greatness: "Prisoners"

A Lesson in Movie Industry Semantics

A Little Help Review: Parents Just Don't Understand

A Love Letter to Cameron Crowe's Failed 'Aloha'

A Matter of Taste Review: Behind the Music "Top Chef" Edition

A Painfully Awkward Interview Where I Attempt to Get Bradley Cooper to Admit "The Hangover Part III" Is a Bad Film

A Pajiba Valentine Involving Badcore Gay Netflix Porno And The Power Of 1313 Friendship

A Phone Interview with Eric Bana, Who Forgot He Was in the Movie He Was Promoting

A Pop Quiz To Help You Learn All The Wonderful Ways In Which 'The Pyramid' Manages To Be Terrible

A Separation Review | Pride Goeth Before The Fall

A Serious Man Review

A Single Man Review

A Single Man Trailer

A Slightly Awkward But Ultimately Refreshing Interview with Cameron Diaz About Her New Movie, 'Sex Tape'

A Snuff Film for Formerly Great Film Careers: 'The Family'

A Tribute to the Greatest Holiday Special Ever

A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas Review: The Gift That Keeps on Taking

A Woman, A Gun, and A Noodle Shop Review | Hong Coen Phooey


Abandoned, The

Abduction Movie Review

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Review: Dedicated To The Proposition Of Kicking Your Ass


According to Spencer

Across the Universe

Act Of Valor Review: Workin' Hard - Sweat, Blood And Tears For You

Adam Review

Adult World Review: Emma Roberts' Sexy Post-College Romp is Anything But

Adventureland Review

Adventures in Power Review

Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D, The

Aeon Flux

After.Life Review | Wednesday Addams: Suicide Girl

Afterschool Review

Air Bud 3: World Pup Review

Air Bud 4: Seventh Inning Fetch

Air Bud Review

Air Bud: Golden Receiver Review

Air Bud: Spikes Back Review

Air Guitar Nation

Akeelah and the Bee

Akira Retrospective: "There is No Final One; Revolutions are Infinite."

Albert Nobbs Review | I Put On Some Makeup


Alexander Payne's "Nebraska" Is a Minor Film Lacking in Revelations


Alice in Wonderland Review

Alien Resurrection Review: The Horror...The Horror

Alien vs. Predator

Alien vs. Predator: Requiem

Aliens Review

Aliens in the Attic Review

All About Steve Review

All American Orgy Review: A Netflix Instant Public Service Announcement

All That Jazz

All You Need is Kill: "Edge of Tomorrow" Review

All progress depends on the unreasonable man: 'The Fifth Estate'

All the King's Men

All the Reasons Why You Should Definitely See 'Annie'

Alone in the Dark

Alpha Dog

Alpha and Omega Review | Just Another Date-Rapey Wolf Movie


Alvin and the Chipmunks

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Review: Washed Up & Left For Dead

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel Review

Amazing Grace

Amelia Review

America's Parking Lot Review - Texas Forever, If You Can Afford It

American Beauty Review

American Carol

American Dreamz

American Gangster

American Haunting, An

American Idol Takes Back

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love Review

American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile

American Reunion Review: Choke on This Nostalgia, Dicks

American Teen

American Violet Review

American: The Bill Hicks Story

American: The Bill Hicks Story Review: "'Freebird!' The Mantra of the Moron"

Amityville Horror, The

An Education Review

An Imagined Conversation Between Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively in the Car Ride Home After the Premiere of "R.I.P.D."

An Interview with a Seven Year Old About the Animated Superhero Movie, 'Big Hero 6'

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid

Anchorman Real-Time Review | Take Me to Pleasure Town

And Soon The Darkness Review | An Instructional Video On How To Get Kidnapped In Argentina

Angelina Jolie Goes Reverse Hobbit with 3-in-1 Movie: 'Unbroken' Review

Angels and Demons Review

Angels in America

Animal House

Animal Kingdom Review | Help Me Get Away From Myself

Animatrix Review

Anna Karenina Review: Gamble Everything For Love


Annie Hall

Announcing Pajiba's Summer Sci-Fi Movie Club

Anonymous Review: What's in a Name?

Another Earth Review | The Recipe to Getting Sundance to Go Ga-Ga Over Your Film

Another Year Review | There's Nothing Tragic About Being Fifty. Not Unless You're Trying to Be Twenty-Five.

Ant Bully, The

Ante Up Review

Antichrist Review

Anvil: The Story of Anvil Review

Any Day Now Review: Simple, a Little Too Simple

Apartment, The



Apparition, The Review: Spoilers will magically appear in this review

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters


Arbitrage Review: Richard Gere Seethes, Oh, How He Seethes

Arctic Tale

Are We Done Yet?

Are We There Yet?

Argo Review: Forget What You Never Knew About the Iranian Hostage Crisis

Aristocrats, The

Arma virumque cano

Armored Review

Arnold Schwarzenegger's 'Maggie' Could Have Used Some Explosions and Bad Puns

Art & Copy Review | Just Do It! (And By That, I Mean: Kill Yourself)

Art School Confidential

Arthur Christmas Review: The Best Holiday Movie that You Won't See

Arthur Review: The Bravest, Boldest Comedy of 2011

As Above, So Below Review: Abandon All Hope Of Not Hurling, Ye Who Enter Here

Ask the Dust

Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, The

Assassination of Richard Nixon, The

Assault on Precinct 13

Astro Boy Review

Astronaut Farmer, The

At Least Harrison Ford's Worthless "Paranoia" Reaffirms What A Shamelessly Terrible Film Critic Pete Hammond Is

Atlas Shrugged: Part I Review: And Sisyphus Farted


Attack The Block Review: Wolfman's Got Yarbles

August Rush

Austenland Review: Q&A Time with One of the Dumbest Movies of the Year

Australia Review

Avatar Review | In Here Is the Dream

Avatar: The Last Airbender Review | Not The Avatar That's Blue, Just The One That F**king Blows

Aviator, The


Away We Go Review

Away from Her

BEING ELMO Review | I'll Still Murder Elmo If I Ever Run Into Him In a Dark Alley, But Now I'll Feel a Tinge of Regret About It

BIG MOMMAS: LIKE FATHER LIKE SON Review: 25 Million People Are Unemployed in the United States and Martin Lawrence Isn't One of Them


Babies Review | Cute Can Only Get You So Far

Baby Mama

Babylon A.D.

Back to the Future | Make Like a Tree

Bad Lieutenant Port of Call New Orleans

Bad News Bears

Bad Teacher Review: Too Bad No One Worked the Script as Hard as Cameron Diaz Works Her Body



Balls of Fury

Bandslam Review

Bang Bang Club Review: An Egregious Disaster of Boneheaded Proportions

Bangkok Dangerous

Bangkok Knockout Review: Everything But the Kitchen Sink

Bank Job, The

Banlieue 13 - Ultimatum Review

Barbership 2: Back in Business

Barry Munday Review | That's Right. This Man Has No Balls

Bart Got a Room Review

Basic Instinct 2

Batman Begins

Batman Returns Review: The Fire Rises

Batman Review | 80s Movie Marathon

Batman: Gotham Knight

Batman: Under The Red Hood | The Dark Knight Rejuvenated

Battle for Terra Review

Battle: Los Angeles Review: Enough Small Boom, Let's Boom the Boom

Battleship Review | Putting the Bro in Hasbro

Be Cool

Be Kind Rewind

Beastly: "Embrace the Suck"

Beasts of the Southern Wild is a Film that Deserves More than Applause; It Deserves a Bow

Beat the Devil Review

Beautiful Creatures Review: The Romance of Dawson Leery, Not Edward Cullen

Beauty Shop

Beauty and the Beast 3-D Review: Because Hollywood Just Couldn't Resist

Because I Said So

Because of Winn-Dixie

Becoming Jane

Bedtime Stories Review

Bee Movie, The

Bee Season

Beer Wars Review: Why We Drink Piss

Beer for My Horses


Before Midnight Review: So Darlin', Save the Last Monologue for Me

Before Tyler Perry Ruined Everything, There Was ... | Love & Basketball Review

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

Before the Fall

Beginners Review | "... To Make Life Important"

Being John Malkovich Review

Being Julia

Bel Ami Review: A Different Kind of Inadequate Vampire

Bellflower Review: Sex And Love And Preparing For The Apocalypse

Benavides Born Review | Who Knew Unitards Were Such a Nightmare?

Benchwarmers, The

Bender's Big Score


Bernie Review | This is Just a Tribute! You Gotta Believe Me!

Better This World Review: The Truth Is, I Thought It Mattered

Beverly Hills Chihuahua


Bieber God and Batman Moses Save The Day: "Exodus: Gods and Kings" Review

Big Fan Review

Big Miracle Review: Jesus Pajiba! Where Did Your Bitch and Scathe Go? Are You Broken?

Big Momma's House II


Bitch Slap Review

Black Book

Black Christmas

Black Dahlia, The

Black Death Review: A Plague O' Both Your Houses!

Black Dynamite Review

Black Narcissus

Black Rock Review: Three Hot Girls in a Horror Film That Wishes it Had Something To Say

Black Sheep

Black Snake Moan

Black Swan Review | Tired and Feathered

Blade Runner

Blade: Trinity

Blades of Glory


Blonde Ambition

Blood Diamond

Blood and Chocolate

Blood and Monsters



Blue Jasmine Review: Woody Allen's Best Since "Match Point"

Blue Ruin: The Soul Crushingly Good Thriller That Will Make You Rethink Vengeance


Bobby Fischer Against the World Review | "Chess and me, it's hard to take them apart"

Body of Lies Review


Bonnie and Clyde


Boogie Nights Review | You're the Cock of the Walk, Baby!


Boondock Saints II Review


Bottle Shock

Bourne Supremacy, The

Bourne Ultimatum

Boy in the Striped Pajamas, The

Boys Don't Cry Review

Brad Pitt's 'Fury' Is One of the Best War Movies in Years

Bram Stoker's Dracula

Bran Nue Day Review


Brave One, The

Brave Review: Pixar Officially Wimps Out

Braveheart Review


Break-Up, The

Breakfast at Tiffanys

Breakfast on Pluto

Breaking Upwards Review

Breaking and Entering

Breathe In Review: Finding Someone To Play For


Bride Wars Review

Brideshead Revisited

Bridesmaids Review: R.I.P. Dumbass Chick Flicks

Bridge to Terabithia

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

Brief Interviews with Hideous Men Review

Bright Star Review

Brokeback Mountain

Broken City Review: Not Bad for a Bad Movie

Broken Embraces Review

Broken English

Broken Flowers

Bronson Review

Brooklyn Castle Review - Smash Knights with Mics in Militant Mental Fights

Brooklyn Rules

Brooklyn's Finest Review

Brotherhood Review: If You Give A Pledge A Pistol

Brothers Grimm, The

Brothers Review

Brothers Solomon, The

Bruno Review

Bubba Ho-Tep


Bucket List


Bull Durham Review | I Believe in the Sweet Sport

Bully Review | We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

Buried Review | Through The Darkest Hour, Grace Did Not Shine On Me

Burke and Hare Review: It's Time to Grow Up, John

Burn After Reading

Bush's Brain

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever Review


Cadillac Records Review

Call, The Review: Wrong F*cking Number

Cannes 2012 Capsule Reviews: Like Someone In Love; You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet; La pirogue; Jagten; Despues de Lucia

Cannes 2012 | Love (Amour) Review: The Extent of Michael Haneke's Achievement Can Scarcely Be Overstated

Cannes 2012: Antiviral Review | Brandon Cronenberg is Even More Cronenbergian than His Father

Cannes 2012: Cosmopolis Review | Surprise! Pattinson Plays Detached Billionaire Well

Cannes 2012: Holy Motors Review: Gloriously, Unapologetically Gary-Busey Batsh*t

Cannes 2012: Lawless Capsule Review -- Tom Hardy and Shia LaBeouf's Crowd-Pleasing Crime Thriller

Cannes 2012: On the Road Review | Sex, Drugs, and Film that Never Sparkles

Cannes 2013 Capsule Reviews: "Jimmy P. (Psychotherapy of a Plains Indian)," "Grand Central" and "Borgman"

Cannes 2013 Reviews: "Like Father, Like Son," "La grande bellezza," "Bastards," and "Grigris"

Cannes Review Round-Up: Paradise: Love; Reality; Laurence Anyways; Mystery; and Beyond the Hills

Cannes Review: "Rust and Bone" Is a Major Misstep for Jacques Audiard

Capitalism: A Love Story


Captain America: The First Avenger is Comfortable and Undemanding, Like Sex without Any of the Sexiness


Capturing the Friedmans Review: Even Handed? Or Effective Manipulation?

Carnage Review | Parenting: The Other White Guilt


Cars 2 Review: In the Immortal Words of Michael Bay, "BOOM!"

Casa de mi Padre Review | Buenos Tardes, Amigo



Case 39 Review | You Have No Power Over Me

Casino Royale

Cassandra's Dream

Catch a Fire

Catch and Release

Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore Review | Interspecies Love on a Shag Rug

Cave The

Cave of Forgotten Dreams 3D Review

Cedar Rapids Review: It's Hard to be a Saint in the City

Celeste and Jesse Forever Review: When Harry Left Sally


Cemetery Junction Review | The Gooey Center of the Ricky Gervais Marshmallow Lollipop

Centurion Review | At What Point Do We Consider that the Good Movie Was the Fluke?

Ceremony Review: There Are Better Wes Anderson Knock-Offs on Manhattan Street Corners


Channing Tatum and Steve Carell's 'Foxcatcher' is a Good Movie Crying Out to be a Great One

Chaos Theory

Charlie Bartlett

Charlie Countryman Review: Shia LeBeouf in No Country for Young Men

Charlie St. Cloud Review | What If Nicholas Sparks Corn-Holed "The Sixth Sense"?

Charlie Wilson's War

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Charlotte's Web

Chasing Mavericks Review: The Death Rattle of Two Once Resplendent Directors

Cheaper by the Dozen 2

Check your Americanski privilege: Fixing "A Good Day to Die Hard"

Chicken Little

Children of Invention Review | Smart but Boring

Children of Men

Chimpanzee Review: Death By Narration

China Cups and Beer Mugs: Evaluating Alien 3


Chloe Review | Getting a Limited Release


Chop Review: Like a Drive from Quebec City to Toronto

Chris Rock Strives To Open Eyes And Hearts With 'Top Five', The Best Film Of His Career

Christmas Carol, A Review

Christmas and the Joy of Living in the Season of Death

Christmas with the Kranks

Chronicle Review | Who Knows If Clark Kent Is A Superman? Or If He's Just An A**hole.

Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, The

Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, The

Cinderella Man

Cinderella Story, A

Cinema Verite Review | Reality TV Began Here

Cirque du Freak Review

Citizen Kane

City Island Review | The Sleeper Indie Hit of the Year?

City of Ember

Clash of the Titans Review | Release the Boobs

Class, The Review

Clearing, The

Clerks II



Cloud Atlas Review: Shapes in Vapor

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs Review


Coach Carter

Cocoon & Cocoon: The Return

Code 46

Code Name: The Cleaner

Cold Souls Review

Cold Weather Review | The Adventure of Reviewing a Film



College Road Trip

College, Inc. Review | The University of Phoenix: Screwing America One Student at a Time

Comebacks, The

Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan's Hope Review | Klaatu Barada Nerdlinger

Commando Review

Compliance Review: Hang Up the F*cking Phone!

Conan the Barbarian Review: If a Bag of Hammers and a Box of Hair Got Married and Had a Baby

Concussion Review: Warning, Head Trauma May Lead To Lesbianic Prostitution

Condemned, The

Confessions of a Shopaholic Review


Conjuring, The Review: So Sh-ttastically Close To Being Scary

Constant Gardener, The


Contagion Review: Like the Black Plague, But Without All the Laughs

Contempt Review

Contraband Review: The Mark Wahlberg of Action Films


Conversations with Other Women

Conviction Review | Family's All I Got

Cookout, The

Cop Out Review

Coraline Review

Coriolanus Review | One Motherf*cking Bad Ass

Counterfeiters, The

Country Strong Review | In the Third Full Paragraph, I'm Going to Spoil the Ever-Living Sh*t Out of This Movie

Couples Retreat Review

Courageous Review: Cinema As Proselytism

Covenant, The

Cowboys & Aliens Review | It's All the Same, Only the Names Will Change


Crank High Voltage Review


Crazy Heart Review

Crazy Love

Crazy on the Outside Review

Crazy, Stupid, Love Review: Still Searching for that Dare to Be Great Romantic Comedy

Crime After Crime Review | Not All Lawyers Are Douchebags

Croods, The Review: A Little Rebellion Is A Good Thing

Cropsey Review | In a Dark Room On A Bed He Kissed Them All

Crossing Over Review



Crystal Fairy: Hairy Hoo-Hahs and The Search For Psychedelic Enlightenment

Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The Review

Curious George

Curse of the Golden Flower


Cymbeline Review: This Is Why People Hate Shakespeare

Cyrus Review | If Oedipus' Mom Looked Like Marisa Tomei, Who Could Blame Him?


DOA: Dead or Alive

DRIVE ANGRY Review: I Hate Myself For Loving You

Da Vinci Code, The

Daddy Day Camp

Daddy's Little Girls

Damn the Man, Save the Memory - The Possibilities are Endless Review

Damnit. Robocop Remake Also Officially Too Awesome to Ignore

Dan in Real Life

Dance Flick Review

Dare Review

Darjeeling Limited, The

Dark Knight, The

Dark Shadows Review: A Blast from the Gothic Past

Dark Water


Date Movie

Date Night Review | Thrice Better than Eating a Block of Cheese and Watching that Show About Midgets

Dave Chappelle's Block Party

David O. Russell's Abandoned 'Accidental Love' Is Not Even Worthy of an All-GIF Review

Dawn of the Dead

Day Watch

Daybreakers Review

Dead Girl, The

Dead Man Down Review: Exactly What You Think It Is, and That's Kinda Great

Dead Silence

Dead Snow Review

Deadgirl Review


Dear Five Year Engagement: I'm Sorry, But It's Just Not Going to Work Out Between Us

Dear John Review

Dear Texas Chainsaw 3D Target Audience: It Gets Better

Dear Zachary

Death Race

Death Race 2 Real-Time Review | Go That Way, Really Fast. If Something Gets In Your Way, Turn.

Death Sentence

Death at a Funeral

Death at a Funeral Review | A Blaffair to Rememblack

Death of a President


Deck the Halls


Defendor Review | But I Can't Do This All On My Own

Defiance Review

Definitely, Maybe

Deja Vu

Delgo Review

Delta Farce

Departed, The


Descent, The

Despicable Me 2 Review: Minions 'R' Us

Despicable Me Review | Bela Lugosi's (Not) Dead

Detention Review: We Didn't Start The Fire

Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo

Devil Wears Prada, The

Devil's Rejects, The


Diary of a Mad Black Woman

Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules Review (Brothers Drool)

Diary of a Wimpy Kid Review

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days Review: Lies, Damn Lies

Diary of the Dead

Did You Hear About the Morgans? Review

Dinner for Schmucks | A Movie Review for Schmucks


Dirty Love

Dirty Shame, A

Disaster Movie

District 9 Review

District B13


Diving Bell and the Butterfly

Django Unchained Review: Now That's a Bingo

Do The Right Thing Review | We've Got To Fight The Powers That Be

Doctor Zhivago

Dogma Review

Dogtooth Review | It's Cool To Love Your Family

Dolphin Tale Review: Better Than Having Teeth Pulled


Don't Be Afraid of the Dark Review: Holmes Not-So-Sweet Holmes

Don't Look Now

Don't Say A Word, Baby, We're All Beautiful In Our Own Way: The 2011 Oscar Nominated Animated Shorts

Donkey Punch Review




Door in the Floor, The

Double Indemnity

Doubt Review

Down In A Hole Losing My Soul | The Descent

Downloaded Review: You Killed The Record Industry, You Medieval D*ckweed!

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Dr. Manhattan's Penis

Drag Me to Hell Review

Dragonball Evolution Review

Dragonslayer Review: Sometimes, There's Just So Much Beauty in the World

Dream House Review: Tear It Down

Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story


Dredd Review: The Dredd You've Been Waiting For

Drillbit Taylor

Drive Review: I'm Going Where the Road Won't Dare

Duchess, The

Due Date Review | Here's a Good Idea -- Have a Point. It Makes It SO Much More Interesting for the Listener

Dukes of Hazzard, The

Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning

Duplicity Review

Dwayne Johnson's 'Hercules' Is Surprisingly, Uh ... Good?

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night Review: The Woeful Parable of Dean Cain

Eagle Eye

Eagle vs. Shark

Earthling Review

Easier with Practice Review

Eastern Promises

Easy A Review | Some Kind of Wonderful

Easy Virtue Review

Eat, Pray, Love Review | Jump Up My Ass, Lady

Echelon Conspiracy Review

Edge of Darkness Review

Edge of Heaven, The

Eh, It's no 'Katniss Kronicles': 'The Maze Runner'

Eight Below

Electrick Children Review - Don't Leave Me Hanging On The Telephone



Elevator to the Gallows Review | Miss Murder

Eleven Minutes Review

Elisabeth Moss and Mark Duplass Are Great in 'The One I Love' And That's All I Can Tell You About the Film

Elizabeth: The Golden Age


Empire Records Review | It's Rex Manning Day!

Employee of the Month


Encounters at the End of the World

End of Watch Review: Natural Police

End of the Spear

Enduring Love

Enemy at the Gates | "I am a stone. I do not move."

Enough Said Review -- Other People's Opinions Will Ruin Your (Love) Life

Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room

Enter the Void Review | My Body is a Cage

Epic Movie

Epic Review: You Want It All, But You Can't Have It


Erasing David Review | While You Watch Big Brother, Big Brother Is Watching You


Escape from Planet Earth Review: Old Dog, New Nothing


Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Evan Almighty


Every Good Man Has a Little Bit of Bad - A Most Wanted Man Review

Every Little Step Review

Everybody's Fine Review

Everything Must Go Review | I Guess It's 'Cause You Run With Lame Dudes Too Much

Everything That Happens In 'Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day' is a 1st World Problem

Everything That Is Right, and the One Thing That Is Wrong with David Fincher's 'Gone Girl'

Everything is Illuminated

Everything's Gone Green

Evolve or Perish (We're So Screwed) | Collapse Review

Ex Machina Review: This Is What Sci-Fi-- What ALL Movies Should Strive To Be

Ex, The

Examining Michael Bay's TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON from a Development Perspective

Exclusive: Pajiba Interviews Ginnifer Goodwin and an Intoxicated Kate Hudson About their New Romantic Comedy, Something Borrowed

Exit Music (For a Film) | Yesterday Was a Lie

Exit Through the Gift Shop Review, Part 1 | A Wall Has Always Been the Best Place to Publish Your Work

Exit Through the Gift Shop Review, Part 2 | Mr. Brainwash is a force of nature...

Exorcism of Emily Rose, The

Exorcist: The Beginning

Expecting Review: She's Having Her Best Friend's Baby

Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed

Expendables 2: Finally A Real Movie for Real Men with Real Dicks Who Definitely Love Women

Explicit Ills Review

Exporting Raymond Review: Glasnost in Translation

Express, The

Extract Review

Extraordinary Measures Review

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close Review | Cover Up Your Trembling Hands

Eye, The

Factory Girl


Failure to Launch

Fair Game Review | Are You Telling Me That This Sucker Is Nucular?

Fall, The

Falling Man

Fame Review

Family Stone, The

Fanboys Review

Fantastic Four

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

Fantastic Mr. Fox Review

Farce of the Penguins

Fast & Furious 6 Review: Cars Go Vroom Vroom, Boom Boom, Now With Extra Smashy Smash

Fast & Furious Review

Fast Five Review | All Revved Up With No Place to Go

Fast Food Nation

Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, The

Faster Review | Starring Dwayne Johnson as "The Bride"

Fat Albert

Fat Kid Rules the World Review: Don't Call It a Comeback, I Been Here for Years



Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds

Feast 3 Review

Feast of Love

Fever Pitch


Fierce People

Fighting Review

Film Geek & American Gun

Final Cut, The

Final Destination 3

Finding Nemo 3D Review: Now that's more like it

Finding Neverland

Finding Roses In The Rubble: The 2011 Oscar Nominated Documentary Shorts

Fired Up Review



First Daughter

First Saturday in May, The

First Sunday

Fish Tank Review

Five Better Uses of Your Time Than Seeing 'Magic In the Moonlight'

Five Excellent But Underseen 2014 Films You Really Should See Before Year's End

Five Minutes of Heaven Review

Five Ways 'Into the Woods' Could Have Been a Whole Lot Better

Flags of Our Fathers

Flash of Genius



Flight Review: A Ruinous Failure of Expectation Versus Reality

Flight of the Phoenix

Flight of the Red Balloon


Flipped Review | Twilight for the Twilight of Your Life

Flushed Away

Fly Away Review: An Emotionally Affecting, But Never Manipulative Look At Parenthood


Fog, The

Foo Fighters: Back and Forth Review: Fat F*cking Riffs

Food, Inc.

Fool's Gold

Foot Fist Way, The

Footloose Review: Brutal. Absolutely Brutal.

For Your Consideration

For the Bible Tells Me So

Forbidden Kingdom

Forget Everything You Think You Know About Romantic Movies & Go See 'Beyond The Lights' Right Now

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Forgotten Movies From Famous People: 'A Saintly Switch'

Forgotten, The

Forks Over Knives Review: You're Vegetarians. Nobody Cares What You Think.

Forrest Gump Review

Fountain, The

Four Christmases Review


Fran Kranz Deserves So Much Better Than This: 'The Living' Review

Frankenweenie Review: OMG, I Love Tim Burton Again

Franklyn Review

Freakonomics" Review | Turning Perfectly Good Currency Into Monopoly Money


Fred Claus

Freedom Writers


Friday Night Lights Review

Friday the 13th Review

Friends of Eddie Coyle, The

Friends with Benefits Review: It's Like that Other Movie, Only It's Really F*cking Good

Friends with Kids Review: I Will Not 'F*ck the Sh*t' Out of this Movie

Friends with Money

Fright Night Review: That'll Do

From Paris with Love Review

From Prada to Nada Review | Colonel Brandon Is My Homeboy

From Rio With Love: ELITE SQUAD and the Brazil Problem


Frost/Nixon Review

Frozen Review

Frozen River

Fruitvale Station Review: A Powerful Story That, Like the Movie, Is Too Good To Be True

Fun Size Review: Not as Much Fun As Regular Size Fun

Fun with Dick and Jane

Funny Games

Funny People Review

Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus

Furry Vengeance Review

G-Force Review

G.I. Joe Review

G.I. Joe: Retaliation Review: Don't Have A Reason To Fight, They Never Had One Before

Game Plan, The

Gamer Review

Gangster Squad Review: Shooting Blanks

Garden State

Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties

Gee, I Wish I Had One of those Doomsday Machines: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Gentlemen Broncos Review

George A. Romero's Survival of the Dead Review | That's My Mother You're Pissing On

George Lucas and Christopher Nolan Remember Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope Review

Georgia Rule

Get Him to the Greek Review

Get Low Review | A Good Man Is Hard to Find

Get Rich or Die Tryin'

Get Smart

Get the Gringo Review: And You May Ask Yourself, Well, How Did I Get Here?

GhettoPhysics Review | That's The Name of the Game

Ghost Rider

Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance Review: I'd Rather Set Myself On Fire

Ghost Town

Ghost Writer Review

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past Review

Gigantic Review

Give 'Em Hell Malone Review

Give Me Any Excuse To Chill With Judi Dench: 'The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel' Review

Gloria: In Her Own Words Review | A Revolution, Not a Reform

Glory Road

Gnomeo and Juliet Review: Not Stepping O'er the Bounds of Modesty

God Bless America Review | Don't You Hate Pants?!

God Willing Review: Religious Wackjobs, Man. What Are They Good For?

Godfather, The

Going Upriver: The Long War of John Kerry

Going the Distance Review | Shut Up and Lick It

Golden Child Review | Always Bet On Black

Golden Compass, The

Gomorra Review

Gone Baby Gone

Good Deeds Review: Just Another Slice Of Sh*t Pie

Good German, The

Good Hair Review

Good Luck Chuck

Good Neighbors Review: Never Get Between a Woman and Her Kitty

Good Night, The

Good Night, and Good Luck

Good Shepherd, The

Good Woman, A

Good Year, A

Goon Review: The Fist of F*cking God

Grace Review

Grace is Gone


Gran Torino Review

Grandma's Boy

Great Debaters, The

Great Raid, The

Greatest Game Ever Played, The

Green Lantern Review, Second Take: Like Every Hell But Kind Of Green

Green Lantern Review: Radioactive Swamp Ass

Green Lantern: First Flight Review

Green Zone Review

Greenberg Review | Panhandling Misery

Gridiron Gang


Groom Lake Review

Groundhog Day

Groundhog Day Reprise

Grown Ups Review | Look! I Can Pee! On Command!

Grudge 2, The

Grudge, The

Guardian, The

Guess Who

Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, A

Gulliver's Travels Review | Behold, a Lump of Deformity

HALL PASS Review: The Most Depressing Comedy of the Year

HENRi Brings the Fire with a Post-Post Modern Prometheus

HERE Review | How To Make Your Audience Walk Out In Six Easy Steps

Hackers Review | Spandex: it's a Privilege, Not a Right

Hacky BullShiat | "Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps" Review


Half Nelson


Halloween II Review

Hamlet 2


Hanna Review: Killbot Pinocchio and the Block Rockin' Beats

Hannah Montana The Movie Review

Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds

Hannibal Rising

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Review: A Boomstick Without Any Boom

Happening, The

Happy Endings

Happy Feet

Happy Tears Review


Happythankyoumoreplease Review: Supercalifragilisticwhimsiquirkilicious!

Hard Candy

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Harold and Maude

Harry Brown Review | You Know What the Best Way to Get the Damn Kids Off Your Lawn Is? A Woodchipper

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 Review | Everybody Knows It Hurts to Grow Up

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 Review | I Have Finished the Race, I Have Kept the Faith

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Review

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Harsh Times


Haters Gonna Hate - City of Gold Shows a Delicious Reason to Love Los Angeles

Haunted House, A Review: I Ain't Afraid Of This #@%*% Ghost

Haunter Review: Amityville Groundhog Day

Haywire Review: Middleweight

He's Just Not That Into You Review

Headhunters Review | The Job Market is a Real Bitch

Heart Specialist, The Review | Just Call Him "The Love Doctor"

Heart is Deceitful Above all Things, The

Heartbreak Kid, The

Hell Ride


Hellboy II The Golden Army

Henry Poole Is Here

Henry's Crime Review: Neo vs. Chekhov: Bullsh*tastic

Herbie: Fully Loaded

Here, Afghanistan, Let 'Rock the Kasbah' Tell You How to Live Your Life


Hesher Review: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Smashing Through The Boundaries, Lunacy Has Found Me, Cannot Kill The Battery

Hick Review | Mickey Mouse and Mallory

Hide and Seek

High School Musical 2

High School Musical 3: Senior Year

High Tension

Higher Ground Review | Preacher, Keep on Preaching

Highlander The Director's Cut Review

Hills Have Eyes 2, The

Hills Have Eyes, The

His Kind of Woman Review

History Boys, The

History of Violence, A


Hitchcock Review: Not Much Behind the Bloody Shower Curtain

Hitcher, The

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The


Hoax, The

Hobo With A Shotgun Review: I Wupped Batman's Ass

Holiday, The


Holy Rollers Review | Boyz in the Shtetl

Home at the End of the World, A

Home of the Brave

Honeymooners, The

Hood to Coast Review


Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil Review: Pow! Right in the Wallet


Hop Review: Cadbury Egg Copiously Filled With Crap

Hope Springs Review: Another Indictment Against the Bullsh*t Happily Ever After Myth

Horrible Bosses Review | I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge

Horror? This is Not Horror: Chernobyl Diaries

Horton Hears a Who

Host, The



Hostel: Part II

Hot Coffee Review | Tort Reform is a Sham

Hot Fuzz

Hot Rod

Hot Tub Time Machine Review | A Dare to Be Unexceptional Situation

Hotel Rwanda

Hotel Transylvania Review: Adam Sandler Vants To Suck Your Brains Out

Hotel for Dogs Review

Hottest State, The


House Bunny

House Review

House of Flying Daggers

House of Wax

How 'Step Up All In' Compares to the Rest of the Modern Dance-Movie Subgenre

How 'The Wolf of Wall Street' Is Basically the Same Movie as 'Spring Breakers'

How Can a Film Featuring Lesbian Prostitutes Buying Pubic Wigs in a Cemetery Possibly Go Wrong? - The Foxy Merkins Review

How Quickly Can You Fall From Highest Paid Teen Star to Soft-Core Porn?

How Ryan Reynolds Destroyed the Canadian Film Industry | "Foolproof" Review

How She Stepped Up, Stomped the Yard, and Got Served 2

How to Die in Oregon Review: It's the Sad One

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

How to Make 'Insidious: Chapter 3' Less Brain-Meltingly Boring

How to Train Your Dragon Review

Howards End | Proper British Class Warfare

Howl Review | Adjectives On a Typewriter, He Moves His Words like a Prizefighter

Howl's Moving Castle

Human Sacrifice! Cats and Dogs Living Together! Mass Hysteria! | "2012: A Time For Change" Review

Humanity Does Not Ask Us To Be happy: 'Ender's Game'

Humpday Review

Hunger Review

Hunting Party, The

Husk Review

Hustle & Flow

Hyde Park on Hudson Review: It's All a Wash, Mostly

Hysteria Review | Hey Diddle Diddle With Your Cat I Want to Fiddle

I Am Legend

I Am Number 4: Finally, James Frey's Real Autobiography

I Can Do Bad All By Myself Review

I Could Never Be Your Woman

I Don't Give a Flying Pajiba

I Don't Know How She Does It Review: Take Your List of First World Problems and F*cking Choke On It

I Don't Want to Judge You If You Like The Three Stooges, But You're an Idiot

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell Review

I Know Who Killed Me

I Love You Beth Cooper Review

I Love You Phillip Morris Review | Enough Romance. Let's F**k!

I Love You, Man Review

I Melt with You Review | Helpless and Heavy

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

I Saw The Devil Review | I Can't Stand It, I Know You Planned It, I'mma Set It Straight

I Sell The Dead Review

I Think I Love My Wife

I Was Promised Fear, But All I Got Was This Handful of Dust: After Earth

I ♥ Huckabees

I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer

I'm 95 Percent Sure I Don't Actually Need to Tell You Not to See 'The Gallows'

I'm Not There

I'm Still Here Review | Portrait of the Artist as a Hot Mess

I'm Through with White Girls: The Inevitable Undoing of Jay Brooks

I've Made a Huge Mistake: Getaway

I, Robot


IOUSA Review

Ice Age: Continental Drift Review: All About Scrat

Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs Review

Ice Age: The Meltdown

Ice Harvest, The

Ice Princess, The



Idris Elba's 'No Good Deed' Gets Zero Stars Because Fuck You, That's Why

If Simon Pegg Is Not Being Blackmailed, There Is No Possible Excuse for 'Hector and the Search For Happiness'


Il Divo Review

Illegal Aliens

Illusionist, The

Imagine Me & You

Imagine That Review

Immortals Review: The Most Breathtaking Paint-By-Numbers You'll Ever See

In Bruges

In Case You Need James Franco Hate Fuel: 'True Story' Review

In Case You Were Wondering, I Cried My Face Off Writing This 'Still Alice' Review

In Good Company

In Her Shoes

In Time Review: The Right Idea for the Time, the Wrong Movie for the Ages

In a Day Review: People Who Like Good Things, Come Closer. Let Me Bend Your Ear for a Moment

In a Real and Tangible Way, "The Lone Ranger" Is the Most Important Film of 2013

In the Land of Women

In the Loop Review

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

In the Valley of Elah

In the Very First Sentence of this Review, I'm Going to Spoil the Ever-Living Sh*t Out of Apollo 18

Incendiary Review

Inception Review | You Can't Resist Her, She's in Your Bones

Inconvenient Truth, An

Incredible Hulk, The

Incredibles, The

Indecent Proposal Review

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull


Inglourious Basterds Review

Ink Review


Inside America Review: The Youth Are Getting Restless

Inside Deep Throat

Inside Job Review | Grab That Cash With Both Hands and Make A Stash

Inside Man

Insidious Review: A Five-Star Seat Jumper for a Two-Star Horror Flick

Interpreter, The


Interview: An Uncooperative Amanda Seyfried Explains What Went Wrong with Her New Movie "Gone"

Into the Blue

Into the Wild

Introducing the Dwights

Invasion, The

Invictus Review

Invictus Review - Second Take


Invisible, The

Iron Man

Iron Man 2 Review | A Thigh-Quaking Toe Curler (In an Uncomfortable Place)

Iron Man 3 Review: Tony Stark's Darkest Hour May Well Be His Finest

Ironclad Review: Metal Up Your Ass

Is Anybody There? Review

Is It Wrong to Be Turned on by a Girl Slaughtering Seven Henchmen with a Pair of Hammers? - The Raid 2 Review

Island, The

It Ain't Exactly Sparkle Motion: Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part I

It Ain't Whedon, But It'll Do: 'Vampire Academy' Review

It's Always Funny Until Someone Gets R*ped | The "I Spit on Your Grave" Non-Review

It's Complicated Review

It's Kind of a Funny Story | "I remember it as a tiny grove. Now it resembles a forest."

J. Edgar Review: Life in a Vacuum


Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer

Jack Goes Boating Review | Keep Fishin'

Jack Reacher Review: It's A Hard, Hard Road That I Travel Down The Line

Jack The Giant Slayer Review: Weirdness, Charm, And A Whole Lot Of Smashy Smash

Jack and Jill Review: Incontrovertible Proof that There Is No God

Jackass 3D Review | A Tour de Force Symphony of Scat

Jackass: Number Two

Jacket, The

Jackie Brown Review

Jane Austen Book Club, The

Jane Eyre Review: I Love Little Girls They Make Me Feel So Bad


Jason Bateman's Hilarious 'Bad Words' Is the Most Bateman-iest Movie Ever

Jeff, Who Lives at Home Review: Smoke a Bowl, Find Your Destiny

Jennifer's Body Review

Jenny McCarthy's Terminator Reboot: "Transcendence" Review

Jerk, The

Jerry Seinfeld Says Kids Today Are Too PC For Comedy & Tim Gunn Would Like to 'Banish' Kim Kardashian

Jesus Camp

John Carter Review: Get Your Ass to Barsoom

John Dies at the End Review: I Guess You Had to Be There

John Green's 'Paper Towns' Is Pretty Goddamn Terrific

John Tucker Must Die

Johnny English Reborn Review: Bourne Again?

Jonah Hex Review | Look Away, Look Away, Look Away, Dixie Land

Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience

Joseph Gordon-Levitt's 'The Walk' Thrills As A Ride, Falls Short As A Film


Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Review: Another Fantastic Voyage

Journey To The Center Of The Earth

Joyful Noise Review: I Don't Kick Puppies

Ju On: The Grudge

Jude Law Goes Full-On Ahab: 'Black Sea' Review

Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Summer Review: Manic Pixie Go F*ck Yourself

Julie and Julia

Juliette Lewis Career Assessment | A Face Only a Captive Audience Could Love

Jump Scares and Boredom: 'The Lazarus Effect' Review


Jumping the Broom Review: Sweep It Up Your A**


Just Friends

Just Go With It Review

Just Like Heaven

Just My Luck

Just Wright Review | When Hip-Hop Stars Sell Out, They Sell Out Hard

Justice League: Crisis On Two Earths Review

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never Review | The Origin Story of a Dips**t

KINGPIN Review: One More Time, Sweetness.

Kabluey Review

Kaboom Review | Molesting Donnie Darko

Karate Kid, The Review | Whacks On, Whacks Off

Katy Perry: Part of Me Review: An Almost Entirely Manufactured Whole

Keanu Reeves' 'John Wick' Is One of the Year's Best Pure Action Films

Kevin Costner's '3 Days to Kill' Is Miserable, and Amber Heard Is a Failure to Oversexed Mediocrity

Kevin Costner's 'Black Or White' Is an Idiotic, Tone-Deaf, Offensive Sh*tpile of a Film

Kevin Costner's 'Draft Day' Is Worse Than Being Stabbed by Ray Lewis

Kevin Smith's Latest Movie 'Tusk' Made Me Very, Very Sad

Kick-Ass 2 Review: Needs More Hit Girl. Needs Less Of... Everything Else.

Kick-Ass Review | It Should've Been Somebody Else

Kickin' It Old Skool

Kicking and Screaming

Kill List Review: Eyes Wide Wickersh*t

Killer Elite Review

Killers Review | Somebody Needs to Call PETR (People for the Ethical Treatment of Rainbows)

Killing Me Softly Review | Brad Pitt's Bracingly Political, Seriously Good Gangster Flick

Killing Them Softly Review: When the Man Comes Around

Killing, The

Killshot Review

King Kong

King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters

King's Ransom

Kingdom of Heaven

Kingdom, The

Kinky Boots


Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Kit Kittredge: An American Girl

Kite Runner

Knight and Day Review | Still Crazy Cakes After All These Years

Knocked Up

Knowing Review

Knuckle Review | You Want To Settle This With a Fight?

Kumare Review: When That Loves Comes Down Without Devotion

Kung Fu Hustle

Kung Fu Panda

Kung Fu Panda Review: Go for the Po, Stay for the Peacock

La Vie en Rose

Labor Pains Review

Ladder 49

Lady in the Water

Laika Presents Stunningly Grotesque VIsuals In 'The Boxtrolls' & Forgets The Story

Lake House, The

Lakeview Terrace

Land of the Dead

Land of the Lost Review

Larry Crowne Review: The Unsettling Oprahfication of Tom Hanks

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector

Lars and the Real Girl

Last Chance Harvey Review

Last Exorcism Part II, The: Evil Will Always Triumph Because Good Is Dumb

Last Holiday

Last House on the Left Review

Last King of Scotland, The

Last Kiss, The

Last Legion, The

Last Mimzy, The

Last Night Review: Pretty People Problems

Last Shot, The

Laura Review

Law Abiding Citizen Review

Lawless Review: Murder Ballads

Lawrence of Arabia

Lay the Favorite Review: Not Exactly Money, And It Doesn't Even Know It

Le Samourai

Le Samouraï Review: Jean-Pierre Melville and the Cinema of Process

Leap Year Review


Lebanon, PA Review | Now, I Cannot Forget Where It Is That I Come From

Legally Blondes Review

Legend of Zorro, The

Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole Review | Pretty Bird

Legion Review

Lego Movie, The Review: Everything is Awesome

Lemmy Review | The Only Card I Need

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Les Misérables Review: Hands Down The Best Feel-Sh*tty Movie Of The Year

Let Me In Review | Drained

Let the Right One In

Let's Go to Prison

Letters from Iwo Jima

Letters to Juliet Review

Libertine, The

License to Wed

Life According to Sam Review: The Mind of an Eight-Year-Old In An Eighty-Year-Old's Body

Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The

Life Before Her Eyes, The

Life Of Pi Review: Don't Fill Up On Turkey, Save Room For Ang Lee's Visual Feast

Life in a Day Review: Reducing Life to Its Banal Essence One Video Camera at a Time

Lifetime's 'Death Clique': The Clique that Kills People

Lifetime's 'Maternal Obsession': In Which Jean Kelly Dances Into My Heart

Lifetime's 'Restless Virgins' or How To Make A Teenage Locker-Room Sex Scandal Dull

Like Crazy Review | Long Distance Runaround

Like Lost in Translation Choked on TMZ and Vomited Up Hunks of the Disillusionment of Celebrities | "Somewhere" Review

Limitless Review: Stagnant and bEMUsing

Lincoln Review: To Care for Him Who Shall Have Borne the Battle

Lindsay Lohan: My List Of Lovers Was One Of AA's 12 Steps

Lingerie Football League

Lion Ark: Restoring Pride

Lions for Lambs

Listen All Y'all It's a "Sabotage" Review

Little Bit of Heaven, A Review: Hot Lovin' & Colonoscopies

Little Children

Little Man

Little Miss Sunshine

Little Rose Review | A Textbook Example of a Textbook Example

Live Blogging Lifetime's Lohansterbacle 'Liz & Dick'

Live Free or Die Hard

Liveblogging the '80s: Three Men and a Baby

Liveblogging the '90s - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

Liveblogging the '90s: 'The Lost World: Jurassic Park'

Liveblogging the '90s: Empire Records

Liveblogging the '90s: Hackers

Liveblogging the '90s: Hocus Pocus

Liveblogging the '90s: I Know What You Did Last Summer

Liveblogging the '90s: My Father the Hero

Liveblogging the '90s: Real-Time Review of 'Fear'

Liveblogging the '90s: Real-Time Review of 'The Craft'

Liveblogging the '90s: Real-Time Review of 'The Crush'

Liveblogging the '90s: Scream 2

Liveblogging the '90s: She's All That

Liveblogging the '90s: The Devil's Advocate

Liveblogging the '90s: Varsity Blues

Lives of Others, The

Local Color Review

Lockout Review: I Say We Take Off And Nuke The Site From Orbit

Logan's Run


London Film Festival Review Capsules: 'The Keeping Room,' 'Girlhood,' 'It Follows,' and 'Still the Water'

Lonely Hearts

Longest Yard, The

Longshots, The

Look Who's Talking

Lookout, The

Looper Review: Don't Bet Your Future on One Roll of the Dice

Loose Change

Lorax, The Review: Unless someone like you cares a whole, awful lot...

Lord of War

Lord, I Ain't Never Coming Home to You | "Sweet Home Alabama"

Lords of Dogtown

Loren Cass Review

Lost Boys: The Thirst Real-Time Review | Death to all Frog Brothers

Lost Boys: The Tribe

Lot Like Love, A

Lottery Ticket Review | Ghetto Adequate

Love 'N Dancing Review

Love Actually's Greatest Mystery: Why Does Everyone Think Natalie Is So Fat?

Love Free Or Die Review: God Only Knows What I'd Be Without You

Love Guru, The

Love Happens Review

Love In The Time Of Cholera

Love In the Time of Zombies - The Desert Review

Love Ranch Review | I Would Do Anything For Love But I Won't Do That

Lovelace Review: American Horror Story

Lucky Number Slevin

Lucky Ones. The

Lucky You

Lucy: Painfully Stupid No Matter What Percent of Your Brain You Use

Lust, Caution

Lymelife Review

M. Night Shyamalan Finally Crawls Out of His Own Ass a Bit With 'The Visit'

MUST WATCH: HBO's 'The Lion's Mouth Opens' Will Make Your Tear Ducts Beg for Mercy

MY HEART IS AN IDIOT Review: I've Come to the Conclusion That My Guts Have Sh*t for Brains

MacGruber Review | I Didn't Know You Were Looking for More Than I Could Ever Be

Machete Review | Mexican't

Machine Gun Preacher Review: Your Own Personal Rambo

Mad Money


Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Review: Still Inexplicably Moving It, Moving It

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Review

Made Of Honor

Madea's Family Reunion

Magic Mike Review: Demolition Woman, Can I Be Your Man?

Magnificent Seven, The

Major League and the Way We Remember | You Make My Heart Sing

Make Believe Review: A la Peanut Butter Sandwiches!

Mama Review: If You Wanna Find Hell With Me, I Can Show You What It's Like

Mamma Mia

Man Of Steel Review: I'm Looking To The Sky To Save Me

Man On A Ledge Review: Might As Well Jump

Man Overboard Review

Man of the House

Man of the Year

Man on a Wire Review

Man, The

Management Review

March of the Penguins

Margot at the Wedding

Maria Full of Grace

Marie Antoinette

Marine, The

Marley & Me Review

Marlon Wayans Humps 'The Conjuring' Doll in 'A Haunted House 2': Parody Is Dead

Marmaduke Review | Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Hurl

Married Life

Mars Needs Moms Review: It Doesn't Take A Village (Especially This One)

Martha Marcy May Marlene Review | Like "Full House," Only Uncle Joey Sleeps with the Kids

Martian Child

Mary and Max Review | Take This Sinking Boat And Point It Home

Matador, The

Matador, The (2008)

Match Point

Material Girls

Max Payne

Maxed Out

May Review | In Defense of Lucky McKee, But Not "The Woman," and the Charming Possibilities of Horror

Mean Creek

Mean Girls

Medicine for Melancholy Review

Meek's Cutoff Review: Taking the 'Watching Paint Dry' Metaphor to Its Logical Conclusion

Meet Dave

Meet the Browns

Meet the Fockers

Meet the Robinsons

Meet the Spartans

Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus Review

Megamind Review | It's Not the Size of the Noggin but the Motion of the Notion

Melancholia Review - It's The End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Like Punching Someone in the F*cking Face)

Melinda and Melinda

Melissa McCarthy's 'Tammy' Is Not The Movie You Think It Is (And Why That's Neither a Good Nor a Bad Thing)

Memoirs of a Geisha

Men in Black 3 Review: It's Been a Tough Willenium

Mesrine: Killer Instinct Review (Part I) | Bonfellas

Mesrine: Public Enemy No. 1 (Part II) | Better to Burn Out Than Fade Away

Messengers, The

Metallica: Some Kind of Monster

Miami Vice

Michael Clayton

Micmacs Review

Midgets vs. Mascots Review

Midnight In Paris Review: Yes We Can-Can-Can!

Midnight Meat Train

Mighty Heart, A

Mighty Macs Review: Hoosiers Meets Sister Act

Miles Teller's 'Whiplash' May Be The Film That Pushes Him into the Next Level of Stardom

Milk Review

Million Dollar Baby



Miracle at St. Anna

Mirror Mirror Review: Julia Roberts Ditches The America's Sweetheart Act And Embraces Her Inner B*tchy Queen


Mirrors Always Lie: "Oculus" Review

Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

Miss March Review

Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day

Miss Potter

Miss Representation Review | The Sexual Trivialization of Women in the Media

Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol Review: Smashing Through The Boundaries, Lunacy Has Found Me

Mission: Impossible III

Mist, The

Mistakes Were Made: The 2012 Academy Award Nominated Live-Action Shorts

Mister Lonely

Money Quote: Rose McGowan Tries for Something Between Ophelia and Oh F*ck No, and Dear God Does She Miss | "Dead Awake"

Moneyball Review: Cash Rules Everything Around Me

Monster House


Monsters Review | Over Hills, This Lovely Creature, Over Mountains, Over Ranges

Monsters vs. Aliens Review

Monsters, Inc. 3D Review: Polished-Up Yet Still The Same Furry Tale

Monte Carlo Review: No Sex and a City

Moon Movie Review

Moonrise Kingdom Review: You Remind Me of a Poem I Can't Remember, and a Song That May Never Have Existed

Mortal Kombat: Legacy Review: We Got To Fight The Powers That Be

Mother of Tears

Motorcyle Diaries, The

Move That Planchette: 'Ouija' Doesn't Spell Out S-C-A-R-Y

Movies That Messed Me Up: 'Ghostbusters'

Movies That Messed Me Up: 'Killer Klowns from Outer Space'

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Mr. 3000

Mr. Bean's Holiday

Mr. Brooks

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

Mr. Popper's Penguins Review: He's Not Stupid, He Just Dupes It

Mr. Woodcock

Mrs. Henderson Presents

Much Ado About Nothing Review: Shakespeare in Like

Mud Review: Alright, Alright Alright!

Mummy III



Murderous Children and Misplaced Woo: The 2011 Oscar Nominated Live Action Shorts

Music and Lyrics

Must Love Dogs

Mutants Review

My Best Friend's Girl

My Blandy Valentine: Endless Love (Remake and Original) Review

My Bloody Valentine Movie Review

My Blueberry Nights

My Kid Could Paint That

My Life in Ruins Review

My Name is Bruce Review

My One and Only Review

My Sister's Keeper Review

My Soul to Take 3D Review | They're Fingering the Wrong Culprit

My Sucky Teen Romance Review: It Takes A Village to Snuff Twilight

My Super Ex-Girlfriend

My Week With Marilyn Review | Look At The Stars, Look How They Shine For You

Mysteries of Pittsburgh Review

Mystery Team Review | The Smart Kind of Dumb

Nacho Libre

Namesake, The

Nancy Drew

Nanny Diaries, The

Nanny McPhee

Nanny McPhee Returns Review | Dodgy but Reliably So

Napoleon Dynamite

Nasty, Brutish and Short | Choice Cuts from Netflix Watch Instantly

National Lampoon's Dorm Daze 2

National Treasure

National Treasure: Book of Secrets

Nativity Story, The

Natural Selection Review: Quite Simply The Best SXSW Had To Offer

Nest, The

Never Back Down

New Moon Review

New World, The

New Year's Eve Review: Like Being Fellated by a Weed Whacker

New York, The Performance

New in Town Review

New to Instant Netflix: Peter Jackson's Best Film to Date: Heavenly Creatures

New to Streaming: 'A.C.O.D.' Review, Featuring Adam Scott, Amy Poehler, and Jessica Alba

New to Streaming: The Most Delightfully, Twisted Black Comedy In Years


Next Day Air Review

Nic Cage Tries to Emulate Matthew McConaughey In David Gordon Green's Incoherent White-Trash Noir, 'Joe'

Nicholas Sparks' Review of the Chloe Moretz Tearjerker, 'If I Stay'

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

Night Listener, The

Night Moves Review | Mystery to Me

Night Of The Demons Review | Broken Bodies In A Death Rock Dance Hall

Night Watch

Night at the Museum

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian Review

Night of the Living Dead

Nightmare Before Christmas

Nights In Rodanthe

Nim's Island

Nine Innings from Ground Zero

Nine Review

Nines, The

Ninja Assassin Review

No Country for Old Men

No End in Sight

No Impact Man Review | The Year Without Toilet Paper

No Reservations

No Review: The Power of Propaganda

No Strings Attached | It Could Have Used a Few Strings

Nobel Son Review


North Country

Not Even an Adam Scott and Lizzy Caplan Reunion Can Salvage the Disjointed 'Bridesmaids' Wannabe, 'Bachelorette'

Not Fade Away Review: Please, Fade Away

Notes on a Scandal

Nothing Like the Holidays Review

Notorious Bettie Page, The

Notorious Review

Now on Netflix: You Should Watch 'Seeking a Friend for the End of the World'

Number 23, The

Obama's Deal Review | It's Not Selling Out; It's Called Politics. And It's an Ugly Business

Oblivion Review: It's Got a Good Beat, and You Can Dance to It

Observe and Report Review

Obsessed Review

Ocean's Thirteen

Ocean's Twelve

Oh The Plight Of The Straight White Man! 'The Rewrite' Review

Oh in Ohio, The

Old Dogs Review

Oliver Sherman Review: I Just Want Something I Can Never Have

Oliver Twist

Omen, The

On Netflix: 'Changing Lanes' Starring Ben Affleck and Samuel L. Jackson

On the Waterfront / Streetcar Named Desire


Ondine Review | A Smushy Handful of Stinky Seal Guts

One Day Review: There are 6.7 Billion People on Earth, and Not a One Will Like This Movie

One Missed Call

One for the Money Review: In (Slight) Defense of The Rainbow Killer, Katherine Heigl

One of the Best Horror Movies of 2006, 'All the Boys Love Mandy Lane,' Finally Arrives in Theaters

Ong Bak 3 Review | The Passion of the Jaa

Onion Movie

Open Water

Open Water 2: Adrift

Operation Endgame Review | Like Office Space With More Murderous Rage

Orgasm, Inc. Review | Unraveling Female Sexual Dysfunction

Orphan Review

Orphanage, The

Our Daily Bread

Our Idiot Brother Review: Sixty Percent of the Time, It Works Every Time

Our In-Flight Entertainment Today Is "Admission," Starring Tina Fey and Paul Rudd. Headphones Can Be Purchased for $5.

Our Very Awkward Interview with Jon Lucas, Writer and Director of "21 and Over"

Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism

Outside Providence Review

Over Her Dead Body

Over the Hedge

Oz the Great and Powerful Review: No Courage, No Heart, No Brains

P.S. I Love You




Pacifer, The

Pacific Rim Review: ... And Then I Clapped My Hands With Childish Glee

Page One: A Year Inside the New York Times Review

Painted Veil, The

Pajiba Love 10/16/06


Pan's Labyrinth

Pandorum Review


Paper Heart Review

Paper Man Review | What A F**king Rip

Paranoid Park

Paranormal Activity 2 Review | I Love the Unknown

Paranormal Activity 4 Review: The Song Remains The Same

Paranormal Activity Review

Paranorman Review: May Put Kids Back Into Diapers

Parker Review: Starring Jason Statham As Jason Statham In A Not-Quite Stathamy Movie

Parkour, Dystopian Detroit, and Paul Walker's Final Gift to Us: "Brick Mansions" Review

Passengers Review

Passion Play Review: Just Call Me Angel of the Boring, Angel

Passion of the Christ, The

Pastoraliyawn: The 2012 Academy Award Nominated Animated Shorts



Paul Blart: Mall Cop Review

Paul: It's Probin' Time

Pauly Shore is Dead

Peaceful Warrior

Pearl Jam Twenty Review: Review: Sittin' Butt Naked on a Porcupine Made of Concrete


People Like Us Review: It's Up To Me Now, My Daddy Has Gone Away

Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief Review

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters Review: A Big Splash

Perfect Getaway, A Review

Perfect Holiday, The

Perfect Man, The

Perfect Sense Review | This Movie Has Something For Everyone - Both Ewan's Mc and His Gregor, and Eva's Greens

Perfect Sense Review: This Movie Has Something For Everyone - Both Ewan's Mc and His Gregor, and Eva's Greens

Perfect Stranger

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer


Petit Lieutenant, Le

Phantom Review: That Lonely Sinking Feeling Creeps Up On Me

Phantom of the Opera, The

Phat Girlz

Philomena: Evil Baby-Stealing Nuns Are No Match For Judi Dench

Phish 3D Review | Dancing Alone in a Movie Theater

Phoebe in Wonderland

Pineapple Express

Pink Panther 2 Review

Pink Panther, The

Piranha 3D Review | Painting the Town Red

Piranha 3DD Review | Jawful

Pirate Radio Review

Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, The: A Veggietales Movie

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Review: Taking in $15 and Giving Away 50 Cents Worth of Crap

Pirates! Band of Misfits Review: Ship-Shape, Mateys

Pitch Perfect Review

Planet 51 Review

Planet Hulk Review

Please Give Review | Rich People Say F**k Yeah Hey Hey

Plot Twist: 'Unfriended' Is A Surprisingly Good Horror Movie

Poker After Dark

Polar Express, The

Police, Adjective Review


Pontypool Review

Ponyo Review


Post-Grad Review


Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

Powder Blue Review

Prairie Home Companion, A

Precious Review

Predators | Never Go Full Retard

Premium Rush Review: Flat Tires


Pressure Cooker Review

Prestige, The

Pretty Persuasion


Pride & Prejudice

Pride and Glory

Priest Review: Holy Sh*t

Primal Review: Hello, My Treacherous Friends




Prince Avalanche Review: Choose Your Own Adventure Review

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time | Press X in the City

Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, The

Princess Protection Program Review

Princess and the Frog, The Review

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous Review

Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio, The

Producers, The

Project X Review: Party For Your Right To Fight

Prom Night

Prom Review: The Whitest Movie of 2011!

Prometheus Review: Titan's Fall

Promised Land Review: Big Fracking Deal


Proposition, The

Protector, The

Public Enemies Review



Punisher: War Zone Review

Purge, The Review: A Strangely Satisfying Binge

Pursuit of Happyness, The

Push Review

Puss in Boots Review: Good Times with a Bad Kitty

Putting Hope in the Hopeless Middle East Conflict -- 'The Green Prince' Review

Quantum of Solace


Queen, The

Quiet, The

R.I.P. AlabamaPink: 1975 - 2009

RDJ's 'The Judge' Is 10 Lousy Movies Crammed Into One Syphilitic Clown Car


Rabbit Hole Review | There's No Good Why This Came to Pass, There's Only Just Because

Race to Witch Mountain Review

Rachel Getting Married

Rails & Ties


Ramona and Beezus Review | Pest? More Like Future Reprobate.

Rango Review: Children Strictly Optional

Ranking the 31 Films Reviewed at the 2011 Sundance Film Festival

Rapture-Palooza Review: I've Seen The Ways Of God, I'll Take The Devil Any Day




Real Steel Review: Shawn Levy Answers This Question: Is It Possible to F*ck Up a Boxing Movie?

Real Time Review: Happy 15th Birthday, 'The Blair Witch Project'!

Real-Time Review of The Passion of the Christ | RIP: Mel Gibson's Career: 1976 - 2010

Reaping, The

Rear Window


Reckoning, The

Red 2 Review: The Old Devils Are At It Again, Who Knows What They'll Do

Red Cliff Review

Red Dawn Review: How Thor And Peeta Saved America From The Commies In The Least Necessary And Most Hilariously Inept Remake Ever

Red Eye

Red Review | It's The Loneliness That's The Killer

Red Review: The Dog Days Are Over, The Dog Days Are Done

Red Riding Hood Review: There, Wolf. There, Boredom.

Red State Review | Kevin Smith Vs. The World, Critics, and His Big Fat Mouth

Red Tails Review | Fear of a Black Pilot



Reese Witherspoon Goes Dirty In 'Wild' So You'll Remember Her For The Right Reasons

Reign Over Me


Remember Me Review

Remembering The Godfather Part II with Francis Ford Coppola and Friends


Reno 911!: Miami


Repo Men

Repo the Genetic Opera


Requiem for the Republic: Rome

Rescue Dawn

Reservation Road

Resident Evil: Afterlife Review | Dried Up, Tied And Dead To The World

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Resident Evil: Extinction

Resident Evil: Retribution Review: They Say Jump And You Say How High, You're Brain Dead, You Got A F*ckin' Bullet In Your Head

Restrepo Review | He That Outlives This Day, And Comes Safe Home, Will Stand A Tip-Toe When This Day is Nam'd, And Rouse Him At The Name Of Crispian

Resurrecting the Champ

Return, The

Revanche Review

Review - 8: The Mormon Proposition | Yours Is Not a God of Love

Review: "Kings of Pastry"

Review: "Norman Mailer: The American"

Review: 'Goodnight Mommy' Is Even More F*cked Up Than We Anticipated

Review: 'Mississippi Grind' Has Got Me Yearning For 'Deadpool'

Review: 'Mr. Holmes' And The Case Of The Crushed Critic

Review: 'Room' Delivers A Heart-wrenching And Heart-warming Mother-Son Tale

Review: 'Runner Runner' Is a Bummer Bummer

Review: 'Suffragette' Curtseys Where It Should Cold-Cock

Review: 'The Final Girls' Goes Camp For Slasher Comedy

Review: 'The Good Dinosaur,' the Traumatic New Film From Pixar

Review: 'The Intern' Is the Perfect Take-Your-Parents-to-the-Movies Joint

Review: 'We Are Your Friends,' Starring Zac Efron and the Dude from 'American Beauty'

Review: Bass Ackwards | You Made Me Love You

Review: Clash of the Titans

Review: Cracks | Not One Thing That I Would Not Do If You Would Hold Me Close To You

Review: Down Terrace | Bad Blood Ties

Review: Endgame | If Man's Dignity Lies In Thought, Then Let Us All Strive To Think Well

Review: Independence Day | Why'd They Have to Kill Space Opera?

Review: It's Judgment That Defeats Us | Apocalypse Now

Review: Martin Scorsese's PUBLIC SPEAKING

Review: Mr. Death: The Rise and Fall of Fred A. Leuchter, Jr.

Review: Our Brand Is Tedious, I Mean Crisis: 'Our Brand Is Crisis'

Review: Perrier's Bounty | The Money Still Gleams in My Hand Like a Light

Review: Steven Soderbergh's Joyously Gay "Behind The Candelabra"

Review: The Descent Part 2 | In Madness You Dwell

Review: The Faith-Based Hostage Thriller 'Captive' Sucks, But In An Unexpected Way

Review: The Human Centipede (First Sequence) | Taste the Pain

Review: The Killer Inside Me | When We Meet You Will See, I Will Destroy Everything of Beauty

Review: The Losers | She's Volatile

Review: The Sound of Music | Insidious Communist Propaganda

Review: The True Mystery Of 'Secret In Their Eyes' Is How It Failed So Hard

Review: Valhalla Rising | Nasty, Brutish, and Short

Review: War Don Don | Killer? Savior? Both?

Review: Will Ferrell Plays All 10 Positions in HBO's 'Ferrell Takes the Field'

Review: [Rec] | This Place Is a Prison and These People Aren't Your Friends

Reviewing sex, lies, and videotape, the Film that Relaunched the Independent Film Movement

Revolutionary Road Review


Rex Reed Interviews Melissa McCarthy About Her New Movie, "The Heat"

Riddick Review: Come For The Badasses And Space Monsters, Leave Because Of The Hideous Misogyny

Ride Hard, Live Free

Right at Your Door

Righteous Kill

Ring Two, The

Ringer, The

Rio Review: A Very Colorful Pile of Bird Droppings

Rise of the Guardians Review: Plenty of Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing

Rise of the Planet of the Apes Review: Suck On This, Superheroes


Road House 2

Robin Hood Review | Why So Serious?


Rock of Ages Review: Tom Cruise's Rousing, Anthemic Coming Out Party

Rocker, The

Rocket Science


Rocky Balboa

Role Models

Roll Bounce


Roman de Gare

Rosemary's Baby Review


Rubber Review: When I Was Seventeen, It Was a Very Goodyear

Ruby Sparks Review: The Manic Pixie Dream Girl Gets Her Due

Ruins, The

Run Fat Boy Run

Runaway Jury

Running Scared

Running with Scissors

Rush Hour 3

Rust and Bone Review: A Complicated Kind of Love

S. Darko Review

Sacrifice Review: Quiet Fury And Tragic Vengeance

Safe Haven Review: If This Is Love, Then Cupid Can Go F*ck Himself

Safe House Review | Ultrasuede and Wallpaper Paste

Safe Review: Kicking Ass and Taking Hearts

Safety Not Guaranteed Review: Had We But World Enough, and Time


Salt Review | Bourne Meets Body Dysmorphia

Salvation Boulevard Review | Forgive Me Father For My Movie is Sin

Sanctum | Well, It's No Sarlacc

Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause, The

Sarah Landon and the Paranormal Hour

Sarah Polley's Wistful "Take This Waltz" Follows the Stages of a Break-Up to Its Devastating Conclusion

Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic

Saturday Night Review

Savage Grace

Savages, The

Saving Private Ryan


Saw 3D Review | A Series of Understatements

Saw II


Saw IV

Saw V

Saw VI Review

Say Anything Review | A Dare to be Great Situation

Scanner Darkly, A

Scarface Review | Nothing Exceeds Like Excess

Scary Movie 4

Scary Movie 5 Review: Why Bother? Because That's What We Do

School for Scoundrels

Science Fiction at its Best: 'Interstellar' Review

Science of Sleep, The


Scorpion King 2: The Rise of the Warriors

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Review | Portrait of the Avatar as a Young Man

Scream 4 Review: When There's Nothing Left but the Reborquel

Scream Review: We All Go a Little Mad Sometimes

Screencapping One of the 90's Best Teen Comedies: 'Ten Things I Hate About You'

Scrooged Review

Search for the Worst Movie Ever: Joe Carnahan's 'Stretch'

Season of the Witch Review | Gonna Break My Rusty Cage

Secret Life Of Bees, The

Secret Window

Secret World Of Arrietty, The Review: Simply Glorious

Secretariat Review | Walt Disney Presents: The Human Centipede

See Girl Run Review: Adam Scott's Sweet Entry into the Anti Rom-Com Rom Com Genre

See No Evil

Seeker: The Dark Is Rising, The

Seeking a Friend at the End of the World is the Only Apocalyptic Film You'll Ever Want to Hug


Senna Review: You'll Never Watch This Documentary. But If You Did, I Guarantee You'd Appreciate It

Sentinel, The

Separate Lies


Serious Moonlight

Seven Pounds Review

Seven Psychopaths Review: We're Never Gonna Survive Unless We Get A Little Crazy


Sex Drive

Sex and Death 101

Sex and the City 2 Review | Megan Fox's Ass

Sex and the City The Movie

Shaggy Dog, The

Shall We Dance

Shame Review: Pornography Of Pain

Shark Night 3D Review: An Open Letter to a Director Who Has Had His Testicles Removed

Shark Tale

Sharktopus Review | Excuse Me Baby, I Can't Control Myself In The Octopus Mode

Shaun of the Dead

She Take My Money, When I'm In Need -- Marmato Review

She's Out of My League Review

She's the Man

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows Review: The Wickedest Chess Match The World Has Seen

Shoot 'Em Up




Shorts Review

Shrek 2

Shrek Forever After Review

Shrek the Third

Shut Up & Sing


Shutter Island Review

Shuttle Review


Side Effects Review: Comfortably Numb


Silent Hill

Silent Hill: Revelation Review: You Dream About A Place Called Silent Hill. I Dream About A Movie That Doesn't Suck.

Silent House Review: 88 Minutes Of Gasping And Cleavage

Silver Bullets Review: Loup Garbage

Silver Linings Playbook Review: A Funny Character Drama for People Who Can Handle Being Spoken to As Adults

Sin City

Sin Nombre Review

Sinister Review: Hold Me?

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2, The

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The

Sixteen Candles Review | Unbelievable. You Make Someone a Bridesmaid and They Sh*t All Over You.

Sixth Sense, The Review

Skeleton Key, The

Skills Like This Review


Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

Sky High

Skyfall Review: Breathtaking, the Most Beautiful Bond Yet

Skyline Review | At Least They Didn't Use a Mac

Slacker Uprising

Slammin' Salmon Review

Sleep Dealer Review

Sleepwalk With Me Review: Too Young To Hold On. Too Old to Just Break Free And Run.



Slow Burn

Slumdog Jerry Maguire: 'Million Dollar Arm' Review

Slumdog Millionaire

Smart People

Smokin' Aces

Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball Review

Smurfs 2 Review: Who's Your Daddy, Smurfette?

Snakes on a Plane

Snitch Review: Dwayne Johnson Finally Gets One Right

Snow Angels

Snow White And The Huntsman Review: One Bad Apple Doesn't Spoil The Bunch

So Long and Thanks for All the Fish: 'The Hundred-Foot Journey' Review

Social Torture Porn: 'Zero Charisma'

Solitary Man Revew | Outstanding

Some Better Uses of Your Time Than Watching Ryan Gosling's Abysmal 'Lost River'

Some Kind of Wonderful Review | Duckie Finally Wins!

Somebody Up There Likes Me Review: No, They Really Don't

Something New

Son of Rambow

Son of the Mask

Sorority Row Review

Soul Men

Soul Plane

Soul Surfer Review: With Arm Wide Open

Sound of Thunder, A

Source Code Review: You'd Take The Red Pill, Am I Right Or Am I Right? Or Am I Right? Or Am I Right?

Southland Tales

Space Chimps


Special Review

Speed Racer

Spider-Man 2

Spider-Man 3

Spiderwick Chronicles

Spinning into Butter Review

Spirit, The Review

Splice Review | It's Not What You Think

Spoiler: 'Goodnight Mommy' Ending Explained

SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The

Spread Review

Spring Breakdown Review

Spring Breakers Review: "Girls Gone Wild" As Directed by Terrence Malick on Bath Salts

Spy Kids: All the Time in the World 4D Review: Time Out, Rodriguez

Squid and the Whale, The

Stake Land Review: Feeding On The Bloody Corpse Of Twilight

Stan Helsing Review

Stand Up Guys Review: Behold the Ravages of Age

Standard Operating Procedure


Standing Still

Star Trek I, II, III Reviews

Star Trek IV, V, VI

Star Trek Insurrection and Nemesis

Star Trek Review

Star Trek: First Contact and Generations

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace Review

Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace 3D Review: Greed Can Be a Very Powerful Ally

Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith

Star Wars: The Clone Wars


Starsky & Hutch

Starter for 10

State of Play Review


Stay Alive


Step Brothers

Step Up

Step Up 2

Step Up 3D Review | Exhilaratingly Abysmal

Stepfather, The Review

Steve Jobs Was an Asshole

Stick It

Still Waiting Review

Stoker Review: Sex and the South

Stolen Review: Surprisingly, Not a Terrible Version of 'Taken'

Stomp the Yard


Strange Days Review

Strange Powers: Stephin Merritt and the Magnetic Fields Review | I'm Fascinating ... I Write Wonderful Music

Strange Wilderness

Stranger than Fiction

Strangers with Candy

Strangers, The

Straw Dogs Review: The First Rule Of Remaking Peckinpah: Don't.

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li Review

Street Kings

Submarine Review | Whimsiquirkilicious with a Twist of Heart Punch

Sucker Punch Review: A Spectacular Display Of Breathtaking Incompetence

Sugar Review

Summer Sci-Fi Movie Club: 'Europa Report' is Perfect Hard Sci-Fi

Summer Sci-Fi Movie Club: 'Frequencies'

Summer Sci-Fi Movie Club: 'Mr. Nobody' is Bizarre and Fantastic

Summer Sci-Fi Movie Club: 'The Machine' is Derivative and Decidedly Meh

Sunset Blvd.


Sunshine Cleaning Review

Super 8 Review

Super Review: Wasting Another Night On Planning My Revenge


Superhero Movie

Superman Returns

Superman/Batman: Apocalypse Review | There Goes My Hero, Watch Him As He Goes

Superman/Batman: Public Enemies

Surf's Up

Surfer, Dude Review

Surprisingly Fun 'Poltergeist' Is Another One for the 'Damn, I Love Sam Rockwell' Pile

Surprisingly Little Pea Soup: 'Deliver Us From Evil' Review

Surrogates Review

Surviving Christmas

Suspect Zero

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Swing Vote

Sydney White

Synecdoche, New York


THE BEAVER Review: Can You Write An Entire Film Review Without Mentioning the Lead Actor's Name?

THE HANGOVER PART II Review: Hey, A**hole: If You're Going to Sing the Same Song, At Least Have the Decency to Change the Chorus

THX 1138

TIFF Review: "Blue is the Warmest Color" Is Full of Warmth, With a Side of Blues

TIFF Review: 'Jodorowsky's Dune,' The Documentary About The Unmade Film that Supposedly Revolutionized Sci-Fi

TIFF Review: 'Night Moves' Could Have Used More Forward Momentum


TRON Review | Av Atari

TV Set, The

Take Me Home Tonight Review: Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye

Take Shelter Review: It's Just a Shot Away, It's Just a Shot Away

Take the Lead

Taken 2 Review: Take Your Daughter to Work Day

Taken Review

Taking Woodstock Review

Tale of Despereaux, The Review

Talk to Me

Talking to Kat Candler about Aaron Paul & Working with Boys in 'Hellion'

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Tangled Review | Cut It Out

Tapped Review | Only an Ignorant Fool Would Drink Bottled Water



Taxi to the Dark Side

Team America: World Police

Ted Review: If Seth MacFarlane Drives Up to You in a Windowless Panel Van and Offers You Candy, Accept It and Get In

Teenage Paparazzo Review | Your Relationship With Celebrities Is Messed Up


Tell No One

Ten, The

Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny

Terminal, The

Terminator Salvation Review

Terri Review | "Angus" with a Side of Cruel, Brutal Truth

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, The

Thank You for Smoking

That Dish Is Supposed to be Cold, Not Half Baked: Revenge of the Electric Car

That's My Boy Review | I Got No F*cking Dukes

The 'Boy in the Box' May Be the Most Consistently Great Film Genre of the Last 15 Years

The 10 Best Films of 2013

The 10 Best Films of 2014

The 10 Best Pajama-Pants Comfort Movies of 2014

The 10 Highest Grossing Films Set in Boston

The 15 Best Movies You've Never Seen on Netflix

The 2010 Academy Award Nominated Shorts for Animated and Live-Action

The 5 Best Films Of 2015 (So Far)

The A-Team Review | It Pleases Me When a Scheme Starts to Gel

The ABCs Of Death Review: 26 Short Films. Some Humorous, Some Horrifying, Some Horrible

The Adjustment Bureau Review: Free Will Hunting

The Amazing Spider-Man Review: Don't Have the Courage Inside Me to Tell You "Please Let Me Be"

The American Review | I'm Just a Stranger

The Answer Man Review

The Art of Getting By Review | Just What We Need: A British Michael Cera

The Art of the Steal Review | Sometimes Building Ivory Towers, Sometimes Knocking Castles Down

The Artist Review | Moving Pictures

The Avengers Review: Whedon's Staggeringly Good Superhero Kaboomapalooza

The Awakening Review: Another Ghost Movie That's +11 On the Cochlea Scale

The Back-Up Plan Review

The Bay Review: I Got Bugs On My Skin, Tickle My Nausea, I Let It Happen Again

The Beastmaster Real-Time Review: Never Doubt Our Commitment To Diaper Power

The Best Russian Musical You Haven't Seen: 'Stilyagi'

The Big Wedding Review: A Train Wreck of the Most Boring Proportions

The Big Year Review

The Blair Witch Project Review

The Blind Side Review

The Bling Ring Review: Costume Jewelry

The Book of Eli Review

The Bounty Hunter Review | How Arrogance Killed the Movie Star

The Box Review

The Boys Are Back Review

The Brothers Bloom Review

The Butler Review: Lee Daniels' Big Ol' Feel-Good Mess

The Cabin in the Woods Review: The Less You Know, The More Fun You'll Have

The Catechism Cataclysm Review: God Moving Drunkenly Over The Face Of The Waters

The Change-Up Review: It's a Nightmare, and Then There's Boners In It Somehow

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Review | Oh Me of Little Faith

The Cinema Hold-Up | I Guess Wanting Your Money Back After Seeing the Latest Kate Hudson Suckfest Isn't Just an American Thing

The City Dark Review: I Don't Think This Is What Carl Sagan Meant By "It's Better To Light A Candle Then To Curse The Darkness"

The Client List Review | I Did It For My Family

The Coen Brothers' 'Inside Llewyn Davis' Is Soulful, Deeply Human, and Meditative

The Collection Review: There's Nothing Left To Do But Die

The Collector Review

The Company You Keep Review: A Tidy Political Thriller for the Olds

The Conspirator Review: Surratt/Merde

The Cove Review

The Crazies Review

The Damned United Review

The Dark Knight Rises Review: The Hero We Need

The Darkest Hour Review: The Cinematic Equivalent Of A Hot Pocket

The Day After Review | The Most Depressing Movie of All Time

The Day the Earth Stood Still Review

The Dead Really Know How To Party In 'The Book of Life'

The Debt Review: An Espionage Thriller in Three Acts, But You Can Skip the First Two

The Descendants Review: We'll All Float On

The Details Review: A Potent Combination of Two of Today's Least Compelling Actors

The Devil Inside Review: Found This Footage, A**hole

The Devil's Double Review: Hussein in the Membrane, Hussein in the Brain

The Dictator Review: The Adam Sandlerization of Sacha Baron Cohen

The Dilemma Review | Mashed Potato

The Disappearance of Alice Creed Review | Pulp Fraction

The Dish & The Spoon Review: A Whimsiquirkilicious Film without Any Whimsy or Quirk

The Divide Review: Worse Than The Bomb Is What Comes After

The Do-Deca-Pentathlon Review | Brothers Gotta Hug!

The Eagle Review | So This Is What It Sounds Like When Doves Cry

The East Review: The Cult of Personality

The Education of Charlie Banks Review

The End Of Love Review: You Will Still Be Here Tomorrow, But Your Dreams May Not

The Escapist Review

The Expendables | The Eighties Called...

The Extra Man Review | Which of These Faces Is Not Like the Other? (Hint: She's Married to Tom Cruise)

The FP Review: Come Talkin' That Trash And We'll Pull Your Card

The Fifth Element Review | Anyone else want to negotiate?

The Final Destination Review

The Fourth Kind Review

The Freebie Review | Love Will Tear Us Apart Again

The Future Review | I Can't Decide Whether to Fall in Love or Yack Talking Kittens

The Gender Politics and Complex Sexual Identity Issues of Amanda Bynes' "She's the Man"

The Girl Next Door Review | The Juice Is Worth The Squeeze

The Girl Who Played With Fire Review | The Sh*t-Kicking Misandrist Damsel in Distress

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Review

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Review: Skin Deep

The Girlfriend Experience Review

The God-Damn Gold Standard of Psychotic Sh*t-Kicking | Oscar Gladiator Games, Actress in a Supporting Role

The Good of the Many: Star Trek Into Darkness

The Good, The Bad, The Weird Review | Kimche Western

The Goods: LIve Hard, Sell Hard Review

The Gospel of 'Little Boy': God Did a Cute Little Christian Boy a Solid By Nuking Hiroshima

The Great Buck Howard Review

The Great Gatsby Review: Spectacle, Spectacle

The Greatest Movie Ever Sold: It's Selling Out All the Way Down

The Greatest Review | You Will Weep, You Emotionally Vulnerable Little Twit

The Green Hornet Review | You'll Believe a Man Can ... Do Stuff

The Grey Review: Stalked in the Forest, Too Close to Hide

The Guard Review | I Can't Tell If You're Really Mother F*cking Dumb or Really Mother F*cking Smart

The Hangover Review

The Haunting in Connecticut Review

The Haunting of Molly Hartley

The Help Presents: The Most Powerful Villain in All of Movie History

The High Cost of Living Review: Worst Dead Baby Joke Ever

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Review: The Road Goes Ever On and On, and On, and On, and On

The Horse Boy Review

The Horseman Review | I Would For You

The Hottie and the Nottie

The House of the Devil Review

The Housemaid Review | The Discreet Harm of the Bourgeoisie

The Hunger Review

The Hurt Locker Review

The Iceman Review: Michael Shannon Will Cut You

The Ides of March Review: What Do We Do Now?

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

The Impossible Review: To Love, and to Be Loved

The Imposter Review - I Don't Know Why You Can't See

The Informant! Review

The Informers Review

The International Review

The Invention of Lying Review

The Iron Lady Review | Backwards and In High Heels

The Joneses Review | Insert Your Own Overused "Once in a Lifetime" Lyrics

The Key Man Review: There's A Sucker Born Every Minute

The Kids Are All Right Review | Let's Get Together Before We Get Much Older

The Last Exorcism, The Review | So Damn Sure Of Ourselves, Aren't We?

The Last Gladiators Review: F*ck 'Em Up, F*ck 'Em Up, F*ck 'Em Up

The Last Song Review

The Last Song Review | A Half-Assed Theory on the Inexplicable Appeal of Miley Cyrus

The Last Stand Review: Totally Expendable

The Last Station Review

The Latest Middle-of-the-Pack Romantic Comedy Giving the Genre a Mediocre Name: 'Love, Rosie'

The Ledge Review | For God's Sake, Just Jump Already

The Lie Review | What's the Biggest Lie You Ever Told To Get Out of Work? This One's Bigger. I Promise

The Limits of Control Review

The Lincoln Lawyer Is Better Than Good, It's Alright Alright Alright

The Lion King 3-D Review: The Circle of Life for a Few Dollars More

The Lords Of Salem Review: On And On South Of Heaven

The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond Review

The Lottery Review | Damned If You Do, F**ked If You Don't

The Lovely Bones Review

The Lucky One Review: The Continuing Adventures of Nicholas Sparks' Pathetic Manipulation Porn

The Man With The Iron Fists Review: Come On And Bring The Ruckus

The Master Review: Mysterious Ways

The Mechanic Review | Listless Bad Assery

The Memory Keeper's Daughter

The Men Who Stare at Goats Review

The Mentally Challenged Golden Retriever of Cinema: 'The Legend of Hercules' Review

The Merry Gentleman Review

The Messenger Review

The Most Dangerous Game Review

The Muppets: The Most Sensational Inspirational Celebrational Muppetational Movie of the Year

The Music Never Stopped Review | Every Silver Lining's Got a Touch of Gray

The Myth of the American Sleepover Review

The Oscar Wide Releases

The Other F Word Review: All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues

The Other Guys Review | I Hope You Like Prison Food. And Penis.

The Paperboy Review: A Haggard Old Dog of a Movie, A Calamitous Failure On Every Conceivable Level

The Parking Lot Movie Review

The Perfect Host Review: My Name is Keyser Snooze

The Perks of Being a Wallflower Review: Hell Is Other People's Nostalgia

The Place Beyond the Pines Review: Less Than Meets the Eye

The Possession Review: The Power of Matisyahu's Beard Compels You

The Private Lives of Pippa Lee Review

The Promotion

The Proposal Review

The Raid: Redemption Review: Holy Sh*t

The Raven Review | They Tried to Quoth the Raven, but All They Did Was Give Poe the Bird

The Reader Review

The Revenant Review: I Cringed. I Cackled. I Threw Up In My Mouth A Bit.

The Review of "Parental Guidance" I'd Probably Write If I Actually Bothered to See "Parental Guidance"

The Review of 'A Thousand Words' I'd Have Written If I Were Stupid Enough to Watch the Movie

The Rite Review | By Demons Be Driven

The Road Review

The Road Warrior Review

The Romantics Review | Dawson's Vineyard

The Room Review

The Roommate Review | ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

The Rum Diary Review: A Meek Voice of Celluloid and Muted Rage

The Runaways Review | Genuine Jailbait

The Savages Review: Granddaddy Olly Shows Those Perpetually Adolescent Superhero Geeks How It's Done

The Search for the Worst Movie Ever: 'Bad Ass 2: Bad Asses'

The Search for the Worst Movie Ever: 'Dolphin Tale 2'

The Search for the Worst Movie Ever: 'Ragnarok'

The Search for the Worst Movie Ever: 'Stonehearst Asylum'

The Search for the Worst Movie Ever: Alfie Allen's 'Plastic'

The Search for the Worst Movie Ever: Selena Gomez's 'Behaving Badly'

The Secret of Kells Review

The Short Film C 299,792 km/s is Old School Sci-Fi at Its Finest

The Silent House Review: In My Hour Of Need, No, You Were Not There

The Simpsons Movie

The Sitter Review: A Mundane Comedy that Defiantly Wears Its Dick on Its Sleeve

The Smurfs Review: As Smurfy as Sticking a Smurf Up Your Smurf

The Social Network Review | I'm Aaron Sorkin, Bitch

The Soloist Review

The Sorcerer's Apprentice Review | Sorcerer's Fug

The Spy Next Door Review

The Square Review | Sacred Geometry

The Stitcher Review

The Switch Review | The One Where No One's Ready

The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 Review

The Terminator Trilogy

The Thin Red Line Review

The Thing Review: No Matter How Much Love You Try To Bring, Just The Same Old Thing

The Thing Review: The Evolution of Opinion

The Three Musketeers Review: All For One And One For... Aw, Balls

The Tillman Story Review | You're Messing With The Wrong Guy!

The Time I Watched Hundreds Of People Die And It Made Me Fall Asleep: 'The Expendables 3' Review

The Time Traveler's Wife Review

The Tournament Review

The Town Review | Close Baby Close

The Tree of Life Review | I Believe in the Hope That Can Save Me

The Tunnel Review: A Damn Fine Horror Movie Lurks Below

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Review | And Now, Your Moment of Zen

The Ugly Truth Review

The Unborn Review

The Undefeated Review: The Worst Thing to Happen to American Cinema Since The Ku Klux Klan Discovered D.W. Griffith

The Uninvited Review

The Virginity Hit Review | Ch-Ch-Ch-Cherry Bomb

The Vow Review: Dear Rachel McAdams: Please Stop It. Stop It Right Now

The Ward Review: Welcome To Where Time Stands Still, No One Leaves And No One Will

The Warrior's Way Review | The Adopted Asian Baby of Sergio Leone and Frank Miller's Gay Love

The Warriors Review | Can You Dig It

The Way Back Review | It's A Long Hard Road Out of Hell

The Way Way Back Review: Summer Reruns

The Whistleblower Review: Decent Film, Gut-Wrenching Story

The White Ribbon Review

The Wolfman Review

The Wolverine Review: Not Quite Sharp Enough

The Woman In Black Review: The Deathly Hallways

The Woman Review | Here's Your Movie Poster Blurb, A**hole

The Worst Video Game Cutscene of the Year: "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies" Review

The Wrestler Review

The Yellow Handkerchief Review

Thelma & Louise Review | Let's Not Get Caught

Then She Found Me

There Be Dragons Review: You Won't Fool The Children of the Revolution

There Is Absolutely Nothing Even Remotely Outrageous About 'Jem & the Holograms'

There Will Be Blood

There's Not Enough Irony in the World to Make It OK To Watch Nicholas Sparks' Piece of Shit Movie, 'Best Of Me'

There's Something About W

There's a Storm Coming: Sound of My Voice

These Stories Aren't About Superheroes: "X-Men: Days of Future Past"

Things We Lost in the Fire

Think Like a Man Review: A Rare Instance Where Your Sense of Humor Forces Your Brain to Shut the F--- Up and Enjoy the Movie

Thirst Review

This Christmas

This Film Is Not Yet Rated

This Is It Review

This Is Not A Film Review | Message in a Bottle

This Is The End Review: Drugs, D*ck Jokes, And The Apocalypse

This Is What Happens When Your Dungeon Master Drinks Drain Cleaner: Twelve Reasons To Avoid 'Seventh Son'

This Is Why We Go To Film Festivals: "Bespoke" And The LA Film Prize

This Obnoxoius Review of 'Ride Along' Is Almost as Annoying as the Movie

This is England

Thomas Kinkade's Home for Christmas

Thor Goes Vroom Vroom in 'Rush,' Ron Howard's Tense, Spellbinding Race-Car Action Drama

Thor Review: Good God, Y'all

Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada, The

Three Days of the Condor

Three Demo-Friendly Children Offer Mini-Reviews of Happy Feet Two

Three Kings

Throw Momma from the Pajiba

Throwback Thursday Review: 'The Faculty'


Ti West & Eli Roth's 'Sacrament' Delivers Us Unto Jonestown

TiMER Review | Phillip K. Dick Meets A Romantic Comedy (With a Dash of Whedon)

Ticked Off Trannies with Knives Review | No Surprises Under This Skirt

Tilda Swinton and Tom Hiddleston Bring Life to the Undead Vampire Flick, 'Only Lovers Left Alive'

Tim Burton Mansplains The Life of Margaret Keane: 'Big Eyes' Review

Tim Burton's Corpse Bride

Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie Review | The Joke's On You!

Timecrimes Review

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Review: I, Spy

Tintin Review: A Rip-Roaring Adventure In The Uncanny Valley

To Rome With Love Review: Sorry Aristotle, Sometimes the Sum of the Parts is Pure S***

To the Wonder Review: Lord, I Believe; Help My Unbelief

Tom Cruise Career Assessment

Tom Hanks's 'Bridge of Spies' Offers Two Movies Too Many

Tom Hardy Still Can't Open a Movie, As the Dismal 'Child 44' Flops Hard

Tooth Fairy, The Review


Tower Heist Review: What Have You Done for Me Lately, Eddie?

Toy Story 3 Review | Played Out

Tracey Fragments


Trance Review: The Movie That Knew Too Little



Transformers Revenge of the Fallen Review

Transporter 2

Transporter 3 Review


Transylmania Review

Trash Humpers Review | Boom! You've Just Been Trash Humped!

Trespass Review: The One Where Nic Cage and Nicole Kidman Shout

Triangle Review

Trick R Treat Review

Trigger Review: Break Another Little Bit Of My Heart Now, Darling

Tristan and Isolde

Troll Hunter Review: The Faux Documentary Gets A Gigantic Slap In The Ass

Tron: Legacy | Form Without Function

Tropic Thunder

Trouble with the Curve Review: Eastwood Is Grumpy, Hates Everyone

True Grit Review | You Give Out Very Little Sugar With Your Pronouncements

True Romance Review (Tony Scott Edition): You're So Cool

Trust Review: Where Do We Go Now, Sweet Child O' Mine?

Trust the Man


Tucker & Dale vs. Evil Review

Tupac: Resurrection

Turbo Review: Feeling the Need for Speed


Turkey Bowl Review: Put A Little Mustard On It

Twelve Review | Chumps Actin' Ill Cause They're Full of Eight Balls

Twilight Review

Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 Review: Disappointing Buzz Bank Fodder for Repressed Half-Literates

Two Days in Paris

Two Lovers Review

Two for the Money

Tying the Knot

Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail Review

Tyler Perry's The Family that Preys

Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too? Review | Hold Me & Make the Bad Man Go Away

Tyson Review

Ultimate Gift, The


Unaccompanied Minors

Unbreakable Review

Uncovered: The Whole Truth About the Iraq War

Undefeated Review | Blindsided by the Friday Night Lights of the Titans

Under the Same Moon

Under the Skin: Scarlett Johansson Bares All In Sci-Fi Thriller


Underworld Awakening 3D Review: Blood. Leather. Fangs. Mayhem. Rinse, Repeat, Rejoice

Underworld: Evolution

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans Review


Unfinished Life, An

United 93

Unknown Pleasures

Unknown Review: That Is the Sound of a Thousand Terrible Things Headed This Way

Unknown White Male



Up Review

Up in the Air Review

Upside of Anger, The

Upstream Color Review: There Are Indeed Companions More Companionable Than Solitude

Using Only the Power of Great Banter, 'What If' Has Breathed New Life Into the Entire Rom-Com Genre

V for Vendetta

V/H/S Review: Blood, Gore, Breasts, And Boredom


Valentine's Day Review

Valentino: The Last Emperor Review


Valkyrie Review

Vampire Review | I Want to Suck... (*Mission Accomplished*)

Vampire Sucks Review | TWHYYYYYYYYYYYYY????!!!!!Light

Van Wilder 2

Van Wilder 2 - The Rise of Taj

Vanishing on 7th Street Review | Ha! I Got The Knife! Now Turn On The Goddamn Lights!

Vanity Fair

Vantage Point


Very Long Engagement, A

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Village, The

Vince Vaughn's "The Internship" and the Limits of a Movie Critic's Ability to Overcome Bad Marketing

Vince Vaughn's 'Unfinished Business' Is a Fetid, Rotting Carcass at the Bottom of a Mass Graveyard

Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show

Vinyan Review | The Youth Are Getting Restless

Visitor, The

Viva Riva! Review: The Joke Is Over Smell The Smoke From All Around



W.E. Review | The King's Piece


Wackness, The

Wag the Dog Review

Waiting on Alphie



Waking Sleeping Beauty Review | Everything Looks Snow White Through Mouse-Colored Glasses

Wal-Mart: The Hight Cost of a Low Price

Walk Hard

Walk the Line

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Waltz With Bashir Review

Wanderlust Review: Paul Rudd Will Moisten Your Lions



War Horse Review | No, Sir, I Don't Like It

War of the Worlds

War, Inc.

WarGames: The Dead Code

Warm Bodies Review: This Tainted Love You've Given

Warrior Review: Two "Rocky" Movies for the Price of One

Watchmen Review

Water Horse: The Legend of the Deep

Water for Elephants Review: Almost Everything is an Illusion

We Are Marshall

We Bought a Zoo Review: Cameron Crowe Will Pull Your Melting Heart Out of Your Chest and Show It To You

We Don't Live Here Anymore

We Hereby Bring Suit Versus Gerard Butler Under California Civil Code, Article 1: Failure to Give a Sh*t

We Live in Public Review

We Need to Talk About Kevin Review | Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up

We Own the Night

We're Never Too Old For This: Lethal Weapon

We're The Millers Review: The Drug Muling, Bitten-On-The-D*ck-By Spiders Comedy Of The Year

Wedding Crashers

Wedding Date, The

Weekend Review | Finally, The Gays Are Free To Be Just As Boring As The Straights!

Welcome Back, Sally: 'Hello, My Name is Doris' Review

Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins

Welcome to Rileys Review | I Just Want To Save You While There's Still Something Left To Save

Well I'm Quite Taken With It: 'Run All Night' Review

Wendy and Lucy Review

What Are The Best Movies and TV Series Released in November on Netflix?

What Doesn't Kill You Review

What Happened to Freddie Steinmark's Girlfriend, Linda Wheeler?

What Happens in Vegas

What Just Happened?

What Nicolas Cage's 'Left Behind' Says About Apocalyptic Christianity

What Superhero Sequels Could Learn from 'Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones'

What To Expect When You're Expecting Review: Cram This Film Back Into Your Uterus, Hollywood

What Would Jesus Buy?

What a Girl Wants Real-Time Review | Memorializing the End of Amanda Bynes' Career

What the #$*! Do We Know!?

What's Your Number? Review: Maybe Anna Faris Actually Is As Bad as the Movies in Which She Stars

Whatever Works Review

When Heroes Falter: A Review Of Jon Stewart's 'Rosewater'

When We Said 'More Female-Driven Films,' 'Hot Pursuit' Was Not What We Meant!

When a Man Loves a Woman

When a Stranger Calls

When in Rome Review

Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden

Where the Wild Things Are Review

While She Was Out Review

Whip It Review

White House Down Review: "Die Hard 6: The Filbustering of Evil"

White Noise

White on Rice Review

Whiteout Review

Who Needs Sharks When You've Got A Firenado? 'Into the Storm' Review

Why Actors Get Awards: 'The Drop'

Why Can't More Movies Be Like Saoirse Ronan's 'Brooklyn'?

Why Did I Get Married?

Why We Fight

Wicker Man, The

Wicker Park

Wild Bunch, The

Wild Hogs

Wild, The

Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis' 'The Campaign' Is an Ovary-Punching Trip to Pleasure Town


Win Win Review | Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner

Wind That Shakes the Barley, The

Winnebago Man | Rage Against the Machine

Winnie the Pooh Review: Silly Old Bear

Winter Passing

Winter's Bone Review | Now Is The Winter of Our Discontent

Without a Paddle

Witless Protection

Wolf Creek

Women, The

Wonder Woman Review

Wonderful World Review

Woody Allen's 'Irrational Man' Is Stubbornly Inept and Pig-Headedly Out of Touch


World Trade Center

World War Z Review: The Zombies Got Off Easy

World's Fastest Indian, The

World's Greatest Dad Review

Would You Believe Me If I Told You 'Burnt' Doesn't Suck?

Would You Rather A) Watch Would Your Rather or B) Live It?

Wrath Of The Titans Review: Oh My God, Whatever, Etc.

Wreck-It Ralph Review: No One Knows What it's Like to be the Bad Man

Wristcutters: A Love Story

X-Files: I Want to Believe

X-Men Origins Wolverine Review

X-Men: First Class Review

X-Men: The Last Stand

Year One Review

Year of the Dog


Yes Man Review

Yippee Ki-Yay Mr. President: Olympus Has Fallen

Yogi Bear Review | Anna Faris, You've Done It Again

You Again Review | Don't Come Around Here No More

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

You Had Me At Spaceships, Dystopia, and Power Armor: Elysium

You Instead Review: Big Cheesy Romance, Small Indie Budget

You Kill Me

You Think You Know that Katie Holmes Can't Act, But 'Miss Meadows' Reminds You that Katie Holmes REALLY Cannot Act

You're Next Review: The Best Little Horror Movie You'll See This Year

You, Me and Dupree

Young Adult Review: We Don't Have to Change at All

Young Frankenstein

Young Victoria Review


Your Highness Review: I'm Too Old for This Sh*t

Yours, Mine & Ours

Youth Without Youth

Youth in Revolt Review

Zack and Miri Make a Porno


Zero Dark Thirty Review: Burn for Burn, Wound for Wound


Zombie Strippers

Zombieland Review


Zookeeper Review: Describing the Final Moments Before I Blacked Out


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