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You've Got To Be F--king Kidding With This, NRA


Stop Sucking, Men


Could Things Get Worse for Michael Cohen? Because Things Just Got Worse for Michael Cohen


'The Onion' Published a Real Michael Cohen Threat Letter and Michael Cohen Defended Himself on Twitter and What Even Is Reality?


And Then There Was The One 'Deadpool 2' Cameo You Really DID Miss


Staffers Inside Fox News Are Freaking Out Over their New, Uh, Wokeness ...?


JLH Unnecessarily Apologizes for Looking Like a 'Wrecked' 'Hot Mess' on the Red Carpet


Would You Call that Unguarded Moment Between Ryan Seacrest and Katy Perry Awkward and Uncomfortable? Or Creepy?


Margot Kidder's Nephew Has Some Unkind Words for Roseanne Barr on Margot Kidder's Behalf


Harrison Ford Interrupts Alden Ehrenreich Interview to Give Him Shit for 'Stealing His Life'


Everybody in the White House Is F--king Miserable


This Jim Halpert Revisionism Has to Stop!


Wait? So the Russians Paid Her ... ?


Is This the Best Political Joke of the Trump Era? (Yes, Yes It Is)


OK, Celebrity Men, We Get It: You Really Like Giving Oral Sex


Hugh Grant Is a Prick. But He is a Charming Prick


Are Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton, Like, the Low-Rent Country Music Brad and Jen?


Mueller Threatens to Subpoena Trump, and Kathy Griffin Tells a Trump Aide to 'Suck My Dick'


Bob Mueller Just Dropped a Checker Piece into Trump's 4D Chess Game Just to See What Would Happen


Sean Spicer Can Go Straight to Hell


Two Women Have Accused Tom Brokaw of Unwanted Sexual Advances


Charlie Rose to Host #MeToo Redemption Series Where He Interviews Louis C.K., Matt Lauer?


Hemsworth Demoted to Third Best Chris, While Teigen Will Always Be the Best Chrissy


Donald Trump's Pee Tape Alibi Is a Lie


The Guy with 3 'Avatar' Sequels Lined Up is Tired of 'Avengers' Films, Plus Shana Twain Steps In It


Today's Pajiba Love Has Everything: Donald Trump, Russian Hookers, Michael Cohen, and Prison Rape


Former Trump Lawyer Advises the President that Michael Cohen Will Flip


Donald Trump Hangs Another Cabinet Member Out to Dry


You Know that Shep Smith Is Loving This


James Comey Did Not Sugarcoat His Feelings on Donald Trump


Casting for the 'IT' Sequel is Coming Together Perfectly, and Wow! That 'NY Daily News' Trump Headline!


Missouri Lawmakers Demand GOP Governor's Resignation After a Deeply Disturbing Sexual Assault Report


Democrats Are Mobilizing in Anticipation of Trump Firing Rod Rosenstein


The President of the United States is F**cking Furious


God Help Us If Sean Hannity Declares 'Victory' After Jimmy Kimmel Apologizes for Role in Feud


WHY WOULD YOU EVEN JOKE ABOUT KILLING DOBBY?


Jon Hamm Publicly Addresses The Violent Hazing Incident That Got His Frat Shut Down in College


The Way Meghan Markle Dumped Her First Husband Was Ice Cold


Another Hollywood Split Breaks Our Damn Hearts


There Were A Lot of Bad April Fool's Pranks Today. Lin Manuel-Miranda's Was ALMOST Good


Ben Affleck is 'Fine,' 'Ren & Stimpy's' Creator is Not, and 'Deadwood' Ain't Happening


A Longtime Pajiban and Jeopardy Winner Tweet Trashes Eric Trump and Family


The Court of Public Opinion Has Indicted the Beyoncé Biter


Stormy Daniels Kept the Dress, Because Of Course She Kept the Dress, Why Wouldn't She Keep the Dress?


Is Tiffany Trump Rooting Against Her Father?


Trump's Former Mistress Gives Interview to CNN, Says that Trump Compared Her to Ivanka


SNL's Michael Che is Still An Asshole


Stormy Daniels Takes No Sh*t


Donald Trump Jr. Allegedly Had An Affair, While Stormy Daniels Really Does Have Dick Pics of the POTUS


Another Trumper's Wife Files for Divorce; Sandra Bullock Gets a Penis Facial


Vanessa and Don Trump Jr. Are Officially Getting a Divorce, and We Have a Lot of Conflicting Feelings


Line Up, Ladies: Donald Trump Jr. May Be Single Again (and Elon Musk Should Be)


Hollywood Dude Bros Ben and Matty Try To Salvage Their Reputations


The Fix is In: GOP Clears Trump of Collusion


While Trump Tries to Kill Stormy Daniels' '60 Minutes' Interview, She's Busy Making it Rain


International Women's Day Pajiba Love


Ben Affleck Is Living Up to That Tragic Middle-Life Crisis Stereotype, Isn't He?


Brace Yourselves: We Are Officially, Uh, Inching Ever Closer to a Trump Dick Pic


Uma and Ethan's Daughter Gets a 'Strange' New Gig on a Beloved Netflix Series


Don Jr. Thinks Big Pharma Is Behind Mass Shootings


Armie Hammer is Sexist and Petty, and The Nation's Leading Kook Is the Latest Casualty of the MeToo Movement


Groot Is Dead


Stacey Dash Is Running for Congress, and Jennifer Lawrence Didn't Sleep with Chris Pratt


Olympian Trashes Ivanka Trump, And the Internet Piles On


JLaw (And Meryl Streep) Call Out Weinstein, and Teachers Respond to Trump's Suggestion They Strap Up


Amber Tamblyn Believes Women. Her Husband David Cross? Not So Much


Kate Upton Accuses Guess Co-Founder of Untoward Behavior & Janelle Monae and Tessa Thompson Now Have Shippers


Jenn and Justin Split Comes Into Focus; Mariah Carey Shades Fergie


Fergie Sang the National Anthem at the NBA All Star Game. It Was Not Good


You Want the Bad News About Jennifer Aniston, or the Bad News For Donald Trump First?


FBI Counterintelligence Agent Breaks Down on CNN in the Wake of Another School Shooting


Women Should Get Their Own Unique Stories, But A Female Bond Is Also Good


Vanessa Trump Taken To Hospital After Opening An Envelope Containing White Powder


Kim Cattrall Hates Sarah Jessica Parker


'Silicon Valley' Star Handles MeToo Question ... Let's Say, Inelegantly


Trump's 'Bombshell' Information Is A Dud and JLaw's 'Red Sparrow' Looks Terrible


Reese Witherspoon Opens Up About Leaving an Abusive Partner


Another Celebrity Couple Splits, But Love Is Not Dead. It Just Doesn't Do Long Distance Relationships


Netflix Just Surprise Dropped the 'Cloverfield' Sequel, and Oh! The Eagles Won the Super Bowl


Asked About Aziz Ansari, Amy Schumer Makes the Best of a No-Win Situation


There Is Some Serious Sh*t Going on with the Russia Investigation Right Now


A Second, Independently Researched Trump-Russia Memo Alleges Trump Compromised by Pee Tape


Chicago-Times Pulls Richard Roeper for the Absolute Dumbest Reason


Alec Baldwin Is an Unacceptable Human Being


Donald Trump Tried to Have Bob Mueller Fired (Surprising No One)


Wanna Feel Old, Gen Xers? The Daughter of Supermodel Cindy Crawford Is Now a Model Herself


Garrison Keillor Is a Bad, Bad Man


Donald Trump, Threatened by President Kelly, Is Already Considering Another Replacement


Scarlett Johansson Calls Out James Franco for His Inappropriate Behavior


Is Margaret Atwood Not The Feminist We Hoped?


Amazon Cancels Three Series, Netflix Axes One


Tahani Al-Jamil, Expert On All Things Gold, Says Consent Should Be A Basic Foundation, Not The Gold Standard 🙌


There are Now Four Films with a 100 Percent Rating on Rotten Tomatoes


Aziz Ansari Responds to Allegations of Sexual Misconduct


From Funny to Furious to Infuriating, The Media Weighs in on Shithole Gate


Gillian Anderson Is Done with 'The X-Files,' 'American Gods,' But Duchovony? We'll See


The Gender Pay Gap on the 'All the Money in the World' Reshoots Was a Shameful, Whopping 99 Percent


Dumb Motherfucker Demanding that Players Stand for National Anthem Doesn't Know the Words to the Goddamn National Anthem


Donald Trump Gets Off On Banging His Friends' Wives


The Year's First Great Twitter Exchange Involves Chelsea Clinton, Chrissy Teigen, and ... Hooters


Our Psychotic President Has Confused Dick Measuring for Foreign Diplomacy Again


Dave Chappelle Is Catching Hell for Mocking a Louis C.K. Accuser


Donald Trump Thinks an Awful Lot of Himself, Doesn't He?


Report: Instead of Pardoning Michael Flynn, Donald Trump Plans to Use Him as a Scapegoat


America's Favorite Couple Spent Christmas Together!


Gal Gadot's ASMR Tingled Pajibaland


What's Next for Trump after the GOP Tax Plan? The 'Black People Plan'


Shirtless Adam Driver Is A Joy To All, Even Lin-Manuel Miranda


Now What Dumbass Thing Did Matt Damon Say?


Ted Cruz Twitter-Shamed by Mark Hamill, Plus the Year's Best Tweet


Jesus Matt Damon, Shut the F--k Up, Already


Paul Ryan Stepping Down? Mike Cernovich Going to Jail? And How Black Women Saved America


Holy Shit: The Democrat Doug Jones Has Won the Goddamn Alabama Senate Race


Donald Trump is Furious With His U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley For Validating the Women Who Accused Him of Harassment


The Tremendous Outpouring of Support for Bullied Student Keaton Jones Has Been Nothing Short of Incredible


Hey Hollywood, What's The Hold-Up With Woody Allen's Banishment? Tick Tock.


Did Donald Trump's Dentures Slip Out During a News Conference Today?


The 'Usual Suspects' Shut Down Production for Two Days Over Kevin Spacey's Inappropriate Sexual Behavior


Dustin Hoffman Gets Into a Spat with John Oliver Over Harassment, Plus What's Up with Scott Baio?


Billy Bush Has Entered His Redemption Arc and Scarjo Is Dating Colin Jost, So We've Reached Peak 2017


Chris Evans And Jenny Slate Are Dating Again, Making The World Slightly Less Awful


Two More Allegations Against Lauer, Geraldo is On the Hot Seat, and Trump Brags About 'First Rate P*ssy'


Jennifer Lawrence Was As Sick and Goddamn Tired of Her Ex Darren Aronofsky Talking About 'mother!' As The Rest Of Us


Armie Hammer Ditches Twitter After a Dustup with Buzzfeed


That Awkward Moment When the President Calls Out His Daughter For Not Supporting a Pedophile


You’ll Be Back, Soon You’ll See, You’ll Remember You Belong To Me


Pixar Founder John Lasseter Takes Leave of Absence; Rashida Jones Quit 'Toy Story 4'


We Haven't Talked Enough About How Awesome Terry Crews Is


For Jeffrey Tambor, Sexual Harassment Allegations Do Not Fall Far from the Asshole Tree


Jeffrey Tambor Is a Bad Man


Two More Roy Moore Accusers Come Forward, But He’s Sticking To His Story


'People' Names the Sexiest Man Alive and It's Neither One of These Guys So What's the Point?


Jenny Slate and Chris Evans May Be Back Together (They Are Definitely Back Together)


This Business with George Takei Is Incredibly Unfortunate


The Roy Moore Defenses Have Emerged, And Holy Sh*t


Jeffrey Tambor Denies Sexual Harassment Allegations; Charlie Sheen Denies Molesting Corey Haim


Election Night: Democrats Win, and In a Rout


Harvey Weinstein Hired Ex-Mossad Agents To Silence His Accusers


A Four Year Old Was Shot Four Times Today Because Paul Ryan is a Gutless Coward


Jeff Sessions Is So F--ked


Fox News Pulled Some Seriously Shady Sh*t On Jake Tapper Today


Superman Henry Cavill Criticizes DCU, Credits Wonder Woman for Saving It


There's Something Fishy Going on with Netflix's 'Cancellation' of Kevin Spacey's 'House of Cards'


Twitter Reacts to Trump's Desperation Tweets, and Gwyneth Wins Halloween?


Kvothe Would Definitely Break Into The National Archives


Emma Stone Is Dating Someone Who Is Not Andrew Garfield and Now Everything Is Terrible


Cate Blanchett: Women 'Like Looking Sexy, But It Doesn’t Mean We Want to F**k You'


Eric Bolling Asks Bill O'Reilly Not to Invoke His Son's Death To Defend Himself Against Sexual Harassment Claims


Ewan McGregor Reportedly Stepped Out On His Wife with Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Plus Harvey Weinstein is ... Cured?


Seriously Bummed I Won’t Ever Get To Be An Obama Wildcat Cheerleader


Jake Tapper Double Taps Bill O'Reilly with the Twitter Burn of the Week


Trump Finally Called the Widow of a Fallen Soldier ... And, Oh God, He Shouldn't Have


Twitter Flipped Its Sh*t After the Fox News W.H. Correspondent Called Hillary a 'Shadow President'


Hero Martha Plimpton Calls Out Mayim Bialik for That Trash, Victim-Blaming NYTimes Op-Ed


Mueller Might Interview Trump: I Wanna Be In The Room Where It Happens


How Is This Man in Charge of the Largest Economy in the World? (Not Ruffalo, Obviously)


Frankie Muniz Has Almost No Memory of Starring in 'Malcolm in the Middle'


Donna Karan Bizarrely Defends Harvey Weinstein; Hollywood Men Remain Silent


POS Harvey Weinstein Officially Fired, and Bob Corker Pops Off on Donald Trump


It's Topsy-Turvy Day: Tim Murphy Resigns From Congress, The NRA Is Open To Regulation


Here's That Dumb Mother F**ker Donald Trump, in a Nutshell


Kim Cattrall Says Her Relationship with Sarah Jessica Parker is 'Toxic'


Kushner's a Hypocrite, O'Reilly Is Trash, Trump Is Evil, and Robertson Is a Goblin


People Are Dying in Puerto Rico and Trump Seriously Just Dedicated a (F#@king) Golf Trophy to Them


I Hate That 'Getting Hillary-ed' Is A Verb Now


Here It Is, Folks: The Single Dumbest Question of 2017


A Second Kardashian Is Pregnant This Week, Plus a Real-Life 'Game of Thrones' Engagement


Thank You Mulder and Scully


Sexual Assault Allegations Surface Against Ain't It Cool News Founder Harry Knowles


'SNL' Is Almost Back, and You Could Not Ask for Three Better Hosts


So Maybe Ryan Phillipe Is Not Such a Good Guy, Plus Lawrence O’Donnell Loses It In Leaked Rant


Colin Jost Says His +1 Was Too Busy To Go to The Emmys with Him. Uh Huh, Sure Colin


The FBI Wiretapped Paul Manafort's Conversations with Trump; Indictment Expected Soon


Hot Mics, And Missiles, And Right-Wing Outrage, Oh My!


It's Been a Good Day: The DREAMers Are Saved AND Manchild Martin Shkreli Is Headed To Jail


Well, Why the Hell Do the Comments on Twitter from Jemele Hill About POTUS Not Represent ESPN, Huh?


Ben Affleck Loves His New Girlfriend, And Kid Rock 'LOVES BLACK PEOPLE!!'


Jim Carrey Goes on a Looney Tunes Rant on the Red Carpet


Why Do We Take Reese Witherspoon For Granted?


Seth Meyers Takes Hillary to Task for Blaming Bernie Sanders for Her Loss


Donald Trump Just Has No Idea What the Hell He's Doing Now


Hillary Rakes Bernie in Her Upcoming Book on the 2016 Campaign


Do You Think David Clarke Will Add A Resignation Badge To His Uniform?


Bob Mueller Is a Very Smart Man, Part 326: The Pardon Workaround


Defense Secretary Mattis, Apparently Defying Trump, Has Frozen The Ban Against Transgender Troops


You See! Social Media Shaming DOES Work!


In Fresh War of Words with Trump, Mexico Once Again Proves It's the Much Bigger Person


Jesus, James Cameron, Just Shut the F**k Up, OK?


Another Potential Land Mine Surfaces in Probe of Russian Collusion with Trump Campaign


Billy Joel Wears Star of David at Madison Square Garden Sold Out Concert


Treasury Secretary's Wife Posts Tacky-Ass Let-Them-Eat-Cake Instagram Post


Joss Whedon’s Ex-Wife Kai Cole Opens Up About Joss’s String of Affairs Dating Back to ‘Buffy’


Seth Meyers Identifies for Removal the Most Racist Monument in NYC


Good Lord, Cate Blanchett. GOOD LORD


These Two Are Making a Movie Together, So There's Still Some Good In the World


A Sober Seth Meyers Gives the Perfect Retort to Donald Trump's Inadequate Charlottesville Response


The White House May Be Days Away from a Complete Implosion


Now We Know Why All Those Guys in the National Security Council Were Fired


Butthurt Anthony Scaramucci Lashes Out at New Yorker Reporter on Twitter


Disney Is Getting in on that Sweet Streaming Cash and Yanking its Flix from Netflix


Conservative Twitter Throws Hissy Fit After Google Fires The Sexist Dumbass Behind That Anti-Diversity Manifesto


Critics Got to See Marvel's 'Inhumans' Pilot, And It Did Not Go Well


Mitch McConnell Delivers a Double Dose of F**k You To Trump


Even Fox News Thinks Stephen Miller Shouldn't Be Allowed to be On TV Anymore


Donald Trump Wants to Investigate Colleges for Discriminating Against Whites, Because Of Course He Does


White House Officials, Including Scaramucci, Made Revealing Statements to an Email Prankster


Sean Hannity Rails Against Arrogant Elitists, Spends $42,000 on a Lobster Dinner


CBO Scores the 'Skinny Repeal'; In Turn, Unhappy Republicans Vote to Defund the CBO


Senate Defeats Trumpcare, No Thanks to 'Hero' John McCain


Goddamit, John McCain


Jeff Sessions Lied His Little Elfin Ass Off Under Oath


Jenny Slate Went on the Worst Date Ever with, Like, a LITERAL Knight


Pink Is a Horrible Mother, Says Mommy-Shaming Snowflake Brigade


Mindy Kaling Is Pregnant and The Father Is Mr. None Of Your Damn Business


We Love It When Celebrities We Didn't Know Were Dating Suddenly Get Married


Fox News Anchor: 'The Deception Is Mind-Boggling, Why Are We Getting Told All These Lies?'


Fox News, Unhinged: 'What's Happening Right Now Is a Coup Against the Wealthy'


Donald Trump Now Has An Imaginary Friend, According to the Associated Press


Fox News Is Not Having a Great Night


You Know Things Are Bad for Trump When This Is the Lead on The Drudge Report


Those Who Still Don’t Loathe Lena Dunham Have Been Given a Reason to Loathe Lena Dunham


Patton Oswalt Is Getting Remarried, and Those Two from NBC's 'Grimm' Are Married, Too


Maybe This Is Why Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Broke Up (It's Not; It's Really Not)


Watch a Dude Absolutely Slay a Whitney Song Because It's Exactly What You Need Right Now


Sean Hannity and Anne Coulter Are Fighting On the Internet, Bless Their Hearts


Donald Trump Gets Creepy with a Female Journalist


The Senate Health Care Bill May Collapse As Soon as Tomorrow #IWantToBelieve


One Nevada Senator Stands in the Way of 25,000 Deaths


Johnny Depp Asks If It's Time for An Actor to Kill the President Again, Is Not Helping


Details of the Senate's Obamacare Repeal Are Out, And It Is Poor-Hating Trash


Johnny Depp Offered to Sell What's Left of His Soul to Settle Debts


Goddamnit, Jon Ossoff: We Didn't Need Any Last Minute F*ck Ups


Associated Press Reports that the Leader of the Free World is Literally Yelling at TV Sets


It Looks Like Alex Jones and Megyn Kelly Are Set To Destroy Each Other's Careers


Tom Cruise's 'Controlling Behavior' Being Blamed for the Failure of 'The Mummy'


Reese Witherspoon Is All About the Blind Items These Days and We Love It


A Ranting Alex Jones Is Asking that His Megyn Kelly Interview Not Air on Father's Day


The Ambassador of the State of Qatar to the United States Just Called Out Trump on Twitter


YOU'RE GODDAMN PONDSCUM AND NO ONE CARES HOW YOU FEEL, JOSH DUGGAR


Kamala Harris Cut Off and Tone Policed by GOP Senate Intelligence Committee Chair


What's the Deal with Jerry Seinfeld? Asshole or a Hero to Non-Huggers Of the World?


Donald Trump Feels 'Deep Resentment' Toward One-Time Ally Jeff Sessions 😊


TJ Miller Reveals Why He Left 'Silicon Valley'


You Guys, It's Been a Really Hard Day for Ivanka Trump, But Thank God, She's Going to Be OK!


Hang It Up, Folks: Hillary Clinton Has Won the #Covfefe Wars


Donald Trump Is 'Emotionally Withdrawing and Gaining Weight'


My God: Sean Spicer May Just Outlast Jared Kushner


Who Is THE Nicest Celebrity on the Planet with Whom to Work?


Jared Kushner, Who Is Now a Focus in Russia Investigation, Is 'Basically a Sh*thead'


Update: Fox News Reporter Saw GOP Congressional Candidate Violently Grab Reporter by the Neck and Throw Him Down


The Obamas Are "Just Breathing, Y'all" and My God, Do They Look Good Doing It


No, Dipsh*t, A Terrorist Attack Is Not The Time to Test Your Material on Twitter


Trump's Drawing and Quartering Continues as The 'Post' Pulls One Leg and the 'Times' Pulls the Other


So, About Those Early Reactions to 'Wonder Woman' ...


Netflix Is Hacking Your Movies, You Bingewatching Plebes


John McCain Now Comparing Trump Scandals to Watergate, Plus Blake Lively: Lady Cage Fighter?


Fox News Under Fire For Calling an 8 Year Old on the Autism Spectrum a 'Stalker,' 'Snowflake'


Guy Ritchie Wants to Know 'Where the F*ck Were You' When 'Man From U.N.C.L.E.' Was Released?


Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is the Worst


Take Notes, Folks, Because This Is How You #Resist


If Trump Really Wants to Piss Off/Motivate Liberals, This Would Do It


If You Didn't Love The New Guy Playing Spider-Man Before, We Promise You Will Now


House GOP Rep. Darrell Issa Is Not Looking Too Good in 2018, Folks


Chris Rock Admits He Was a 'Piece of Sh*t' For Cheating on His Wife


Why Doesn't Tom Cruise Kiss Onscreen Anymore?


Furious Alien Life Form and His Earthling Wife Were Turned Away from Rihanna's Met Gala After-Party


Bill Shine Is Out at Fox News, and Sean Hannity May Be Next


Scott Baio’s Wife Defends the Size of Baio’s Penis After Bizarre Fight Over Erin Moran's Death Escalates Because 2017


Less Wife Beaters, More The Rock at Disney Please


Hero Jake Tapper Takes a Wicked Shot at Jesse Watters, Fox News


Professional White Person Wes Anderson Dips His Toes into the Whitewashing Controversy


Sean Hannity Is 'Weird and Creepy' But Did Not Sexually Harass, Says Accuser


Hush Now, Chris Pratt: Don't Make Us Unmake Fetch


Bill O'Reilly Threatened to End the Career of the Woman Who Ended His Because Karma, Motherf**kers


Tori Spelling Should Maybe Consider a Less Expensive Fetish


So ... It Looks Like Bill O'Reilly Is Probably Done at Fox News


Reality Catches Up to Alex Jones, Who Is Caught Between a Rock and a Custody Suit


The First Time Matthew Rhys Asked Keri Russell Out, He Was Drunk


GOP Congressman Snaps During Town Hall with Angry Constituents


Can Handsome Jude Law Offset Skeevy, Abusive Johnny Depp?


Alanis Morrisette Tells Her Former Manager to Shove That Apology Up His Ass


Brad Pitt May Have a New Girlfriend, and She Will Be Great for Gossip


Brian Williams Is In the News Again. No, It's Not for a Good Reason


Stand Back Everyone: Trump's Got This


Michael Sheen Has Named His Penis After an Actress with 13 Emmy Nominations


Anne Coulter Has a 'Celebrity Boyfriend,' And Oh, Boy: Really? Him?


Fox News Doesn't Care About Women


James Van Der Beek Would Really Rather You Not Ask About 'Dawson's Creek' Anymore, Please


Step Aside Stone & Garfield: Chris Evans and Jenny Slate Are America's Favorite Ex-Sweethearts


How Much Lower Can Donald Trump's Approval Ratings Fall?


Fox News Has Completely Snapped the Leash of Human Decency


DiCaprio Keeps Getting Older, But His Girlfriends Stay the Same Age


Hollywood Can't Stand Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard (Hollywood is Wrong)


Donald Trump Must Be Tired of Winning


Goddammit, Now Why Do They Have To Go and Ruin a Perfectly Good TV Show


Netflix to ‘Iron Fist’ Creator: ‘Oh God! Shut Up, You’re Not Helping!’


The Most Brazen Lie Sean Spicer Told at Today's Press Conference


Angela Merkel Gives Donald Trump the 'The F**k Are You Talking About?' Look


Paul Ryan's Embarrassing Drinking Display Has Brought Further Shame Upon America


The Cop Who Killed Michael Brown Admits His Story Wasn't True


Breitbart is Trying to F*ck Over Paul Ryan (And It's Probably Gonna Work)


The CBO Scores Trump's Health Plan and Spoiler: It's a F**king Disaster


John Goodman Makes Sweet, Sweet Love to the Hollywood Walk of Fame


Brie Larson Confirms Her Chilly Oscar Reception to Casey Affleck Was Intentional


GLOP Have a Message For You, and It Is SPLOOSH


Sean Spicer Did It! He Found the Single Worst Reason to Support the GOP Healthcare Bill!


Director Kenneth Lonergan Badly Defends Casey Affleck, Yells at Clouds, College Students


Danny Masterson Reportedly Being Investigated for Raping Three Fellow Scientologists


Does This Photo Somehow Make Emma Watson Less of a Feminist?


Celebrity Couple No One Remembers Was Together No Longer Together


Justin Timberlake Is a Thirsty Mess of a Human Assh*ole


We Are All Barry Goldberg Finding Out 'Moonlight' Was the True Winner


Patrick Stewart Tells Us All about His Pants Picard (It's His D*ck, Guys, He's Talking about His D*ck)


Good Human Beings Continue to Be Good While Your Protest Vote Ruins Everything


An Empty Makeup Box Is Bullying People on Social Media Because That's Just Where We Are in Society


Lindsay Lohan Says She Was 'Racially Profiled' For Wearing a Headscarf. ...K.


Jennifer Garner Is No One's Ashes, Sad Affleck


Sean Spicer Calls Out the AP for False Reporting, but the AP Kept the Goddamn Receipts


Why In God's Name Is Allison Williams Cosplaying as Kellyanne Conway on the Cover of Allure?


There's Nothing a Little Guy Love Can't Fix


Kellyanne Conway Sends ❤ ❤ to Racist Trash on Twitter, Badly Lies About It


Dear God, What Has This Woman Done? WHAT HAS SHE DONE?


The Japanese PM's Reaction to Trump's Handshake Is Goddamn Priceless


Fox News: Women Should Be Soft, Shut the F*ck Up


Ted Cruz, Cyborg Senator, Tries for Sympathy Lands on Idiocy


President Obama Is All Out of F**cks


On Donald and Melania, Sophie Turner Delivers a Scalding Twitter Burn


Even Serial Harasser Bill O'Reilly Is Not Optimistic About Donald Trump's Presidency


Ed Sheeran Thinks He and Taylor Swift Are Just a Couple of Underdogs. Super Rich, Ultra White Underdogs


Queen Bey Will Save Us All


The Dickish Rob Lowe Tweet is the Gift that Keeps Giving


Brie Larson Is So Over Saying Casey Affleck's Name at Award Shows


Milk Chocolate is Pointless and Samantha Bee Agrees


Stephen Bannon Just Told the Media to 'Keep Its Mouth Shut,' Which Sounds Not Very Democratic


The Late Carrie Fisher Remarkably Continues to Lead the Resistance


Mel Gibson Is Having a Great Day Because #OscarsSoSexualAssaulty


From the DoD to Olivia Munn, Everyone Is Being Shady Today and We Love It


Please. Please 2017. Please. Let Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Be Back Together. Give Us This


Barack Obama's Going Home: A Presidential Pajiba Love, One Last Time


Kate Hudson's Primary Job Now Seems to Be 'Being Kate Hudson'


'Sherlock' Stars Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman Don't Get Along, Not a Big Deal Because They're Dudes


Donald Trump Shouldn't Even Speak or Type Martin Luther King's Name


Marie Osmond Is a Little Bit Country, But Not *That* Country


STFU, Steve Harvey. Sincerely, People Who Aren't Garbage


Trevor Noah Fights for the True Victims of Meryl Streep's Speech: Guys in Tapout Shirts


Tom Hiddleston Apologizes for His Globes Speech, Should Have Un-Humblebragged More Eloquently


Trump's Pettiness More Dangerous than Ever, Plus Did Brie Larson Cold Shoulder Casey Affleck?


Ben Affleck Either Has a New Ladyfriend or He's a Time Traveler or Both


International Lawyer and Activist Amal Clooney Reportedly Expecting Twins with Actor Husband


A Former 'American Idol' Loser Got Called White at an Airport Popeye's and Cried about It on TV


Seasons Change, Years Come and Go, But Chris Brown Will Always Be the Worst


Beyonce Has Words for Kanye, and What Are You Even Doing, Trump?


Gwyneth Misses the Life of a Spoiled Movie Star Now That She's a Spoiled Lifestyle Guru


No Matter How Famous You Are, You Can Apparently Never Escape High School


Surprise! Johnny Depp Is Still an Assh*ole


Which Celebs Does Jennifer Lawrence Hate?! WE NEED TO KNOW


A Very Reproductive Rights Horror Show Edition of Pajiba Love


Scientologists Are So Scared They're Moving Tom Cruise to the 'Super Power Building'


Daryl Dixon Probably Killed Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger's Relationship


Jennifer Lawrence Is Relatable, Urinates Outdoors Behind Her Mother JUST LIKE US


Hilary Duff Kissed Her Child and the Internet Was FURIOUS


'Timeless' Star Matt Lanter Shares His Powerful Story of Triumph Living with a Girly Dog


'Atlanta' Star Lakeith Stanfield Receives the Kanye West Award-Jacking Award at the Critics' Choice Awards


Jennifer Lawrence Apologized For How She Is 'Perceived'


Amy Schumer Is Totally Bungling This 'Barbie' Body Conversation


Matt Damon Still Can't Take Criticism


Just How Far Up His Own Butt Can Mark Wahlberg Go?


Jennifer Lawrence Sure Does Know How Make Headlines (As Usual, It Involves Her Butt)


A Trump Surrogate Just Said 'There's No Such Thing As Facts.' Are My Ears Bleeding? I Feel Like My Ears Are Bleeding


Doesn't Tilda Swinton Know Not to F*ck With 'Harry Potter' Fans?


Hold On, Are Lin-Manuel Miranda & The Rock Best Friends Now?


Oh, Just Another Day of Johnny Depp Being the Absolute Worst


This Just In: A Lot of Famous Men Are Assholes


Tobey Maguire Is Stepping Up As the New Leader of Leonardo DiCaprio's Gross Wolf Pack Boy Club


Chrissy Teigen Is Really Sorry If Her Vagina Ruined Your Day


A Reminder That Your Favorite TV Siblings Are Still a Real-Life Couple


Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Knows You're Making Fun of His Fanny Pack & He's Cool With It. He Even Wants to Help


Leonardo DiCaprio's Idea of a Serious Relationship Hasn't Evolved Since Puberty


These Young Joe Biden Pictures Will Make You Feel Patriotic In Your Pants Area


Mike Pence Is Getting The Trolling He So Fittingly Deserves


Emmy Rossum Shared the Disgusting Anti-Semitic Tweets She's Getting In Trump's America


JK Rowling Thinks We're All Gonna Love Johnny Depp's 'Fantastic Beasts' Performance. I Have Some Bad News For Her


People Magazine's Coverage of the Trump Win Is Absolutely Sickening


Is Anything Fun On the Internet Right Now?


Trump Files His First #Rigged Lawsuit, Shades His Daughter, Tiffany


Sophie Turner's Choice In Dudes Is a Little Disappointing, Isn't It?


Do You Want to See Jennifer Lawrence & Darren Aronofsky Share a Lollipop? Too Bad, It's Happening


Aubrey Plaza & Michael Cera Almost Got Married, Which I Guess Also Means They Dated Once


IMPORTANT NEWS: Lindsay Lohan Has an Accent Now, Is Totes Cultured


Your Internet Boyfriend James McAvoy Was Seen Kissing Someone Else. Just Thought You Should Know


Michael Douglas Just Super Uncooly Outed Val Kilmer's Battle With Cancer


Daisy Ridley Has Some Thoughts On That 'Rey Is a Mary Sue' Bullcrap


This Bill Murray/Tom Hanks Picture Feud Is the Dumbest Thing On the Internet Today


Sledgehammering the Shit Out of Trump's Walk of Fame Star Is the Most Cathartic Thing You'll See Today


Another Week, Another Edition of 'What Was Amy Schumer Thinking?'


Literally No One Believes Donald Trump Turned Down Sex With Salma Hayek


Benedict Cumberbatch Is Preggers Again. Time For Weird Baby Conspiracy Theories: Round 2


Jennifer Lawrence Doesn't Exactly Have a Type, Does She?


Amy Schumer's Not Interested In Taking the High Road After That Florida Show


Brangelina's Ex-Bodyguard Just Gave Us All an Early Christmas Present


What Were Trump Fans Expecting From an Amy Schumer Show In the First Place?


A Trump-Free, Only Good Things Edition of Pajiba Love


Add 'Love of Comic Books' To the List of Bullshit Reasons People Get Kicked Off of Airplanes Now


Wait, What? Donald Glover Is a Dad?


Angelina Jolie Is Suing Perez Hilton, Who Responded With As Much Class As You'd Expect


If You Were Wondering How Trump's Relationship With His Daughter Could Get Any Creepier...


Lena Dunham Knows She's Part of the Problem & 'The Daily Show' Slayed Fox News' Racist 'Garbage Attempt at Comedy'


Why Is Melissa Etheridge Inserting Herself Into the Brangelina Divorce? How is This Necessary?


Congratulations to Jennifer Garner & Brad Pitt on Their Definitely Not At All Made Up New Relationship!


Milo Ventimiglia Got Wet and Shirtless For Breast Cancer, So No Need to Feel Guilty About the Objectification


Nate Parker Says He Was 'Vindicated.' Does He Have Any Idea How He Comes Off? Does He Care?


Alicia Machado Responds to Trump's Twitter Meltdown & Everybody's Trying to Bang Tom Hiddleston


Yeah, Maybe It's Okay For Some Celebrities to Stay Out of Politics


Warren Beatty Says He Didn't Sleep With 12,775 Women But Also Maybe Isn't the Best at Math


You Can Help a Child in Need By Punching Martin Shkreli In the Face. Seriously.


'Making a Murderer's' Steven Avery Is Getting Married to an Actual Human Woman


Oh Hooray, Chelsea Handler's Racist Mouth Hole Decided to Weigh In On the Brangelina Divorce


Beard or No Beard: What's Your Lin-Manuel Miranda Objectification Preference?


Jimmy Fallon Is Defending His Trump Bit & Samantha Bee Is Destroying the Country


Asshole of the Week: Whoever Stole Amanda Abbington's Purse While She Was Busy Accepting Her Emmy


Well, Tom Hiddleston Seems to Be Moving on Pretty Swiftly


Mark Wahlberg Is Changing Tactics (But Still An Asshole) On That Whole Hate Crime Pardon Thing


Jonah Hill Doesn't Want to Hear Your Weird-Ass Sexual Fantasies. This Should Be a Given


What In the World Could Tom Brady Possibly Have Against Strawberries?


That Time Bradley Cooper Decided to Talk to Michelle Obama About His Junk


Gabrielle Union Is Saving Nate Parker's Ass At TIFF


Well This Is Just Sad: Martin Shkreli Is Picking Fights With Captain America Now


Odell Beckham Jr. Is the Only Person With No Opinion on Lena Dunham's Opinion of Him


Stan Lee Has Some Deliciously Catty Advice For DC Movies


Can Someone Please Tell Marilyn Manson That His Opinion on Johnny Depp's 'Crucifixion' Isn't Needed?


Amy Schumer Played the Cosby Card. This Might Be Too Much to Come Back From


Silicon Valley + Reddit + Strippers = The Douchiest Story of the Day!


Nate Parker Admitted Empathy and Consent Weren't Really Things He Had to Think About


Nothing Says 'High School' Like a Creepy Naked Dude Ruining Your Day


Can Anything Derail a Trial Faster Than Putting Taylor Swift on the Jury?


Dr. Drew Got Fired, Probably for Being a Terrible Person Who Shouldn't Be Allowed to Say Words In Public


Johnny Depp Found One Last Way to Be Total Garbage to Amber Heard


Is There Any Chance We Can Get Scott Eastwood to Stop Saying Words?


Here's to Four Decades of Helen Mirren Not Taking Any of Our Sexist Bullsh*t


Speedo Just Dumped Ryan Lochte & Daniel Radcliffe Has Some 'Really F*cking Racist' Friends


Don't Ask Women Questions About Their Bodies If You're Not Ready For a VERY Detailed Answer


Gee, It's Almost Like the Special Treatment We Constantly Award Athletes Encourages Them To Be Assholes


Shocker: The Worst Internet Trolls Are Really Super Boring In Person


A Reminder That One of the Internet's Worst Human Trash Fires Still Writes For Amy Schumer


Let's Celebrate Jennifer Lawrence's Birthday With a Whole Bunch of Internet Backlash


Hugh Grant Thinks Monogamy Belongs In the Bible, Not the Bedroom


Rachel Bloom Would Like to Remind You That Hollywood is Terrible and Everything Is Garbage


Robert Downey Jr, King of Dad Jokes, Is Just Trolling Tom Hiddleston Now


The World Hates Taylor Swift More Than Bill Cosby Because Perspective Isn't Our Strong Suit


Is Anyone More Forgettable Than Scott Eastwood?


It's Almost Impressive How Clint Eastwood Managed to Double Down On His Own Awfulness


Well Done, Orlando Bloom. We Hadn't Even Realized We'd Forgotten About You


Daisy Ridley Has Left Instagram, Thanks to a Bunch of Gun Maniac A-Holes


While Auditioning For the Role of Tom Cruise's Scientology Wife Is Not the Time For Honesty


Don't Worry, Kids. You Can Still Be a Beauty Queen Even If You're Kinda Racist


Raise Your Hand If You've Ever Felt Personally Victimized By Bradley Cooper


Women, Please Do Not Take Gynecological Advice From Celebrities


Yes, We All Fantasize About Slapping Justin Timberlake. Please Don't Ever Actually Do It


Jeremy Renner's Awfulness Just Keeps Spiraling Out of Control: Deadbeat Dad Edition


Yup, Margot Robbie Thought That Vanity Fair Interview Was 'Really Weird' Too


Leslie Jones Wants to Remind You That 'Freedom of Speech' Doesn't Mean What You Think It Means


It Takes An Incredible Evil to Make Glenn Beck Sound Reasonable


Shut It Down, The Taylor Swift Defense Has Officially Jumped Every Shark


Johnny Depp's 'Super Group' Is a Whole Lot Less Super Than We Might Have Guessed


Jenny McCarthy & Tara Reid Are Fighting Over the Title of Most Embarrassing Mess


How to Be Human Garbage, Courtesy of This Body-Shaming Playboy Model


Can Someone Please Explain the Witchcraft Behind Kristen Stewart's Terrifying Dress?


Blake Lively Says It's 'Very, Very Dangerous' To Talk About Woody Allen's Personal Life


Who Are You to Judge Adele's Pizza-Related Demands?


How Long Before Alanis Morissette's Baby Forgives Her For Giving Her This Name?


Prep Your Gag Reflexes: Woody Allen and Justin Timberlake Are Teaming Up


Emily Ratajkowski Guts Piers Morgan's Sexist Tweet


Leave It to Piers Morgan to Get Us to Defend Tom Hiddleston & Taylor Swift


The Hiddleswift Romance Is a Lot More Interesting If You Choose to See the Illuminati Conspiracy Behind It


Stacey Dash Maybe Isn't Such a Funny Joke Anymore, Called Jesse Williams a 'Hollywood Plantation Slave'


You Know Hiddleswift's Love Is Pure and True Because of the INSANE Amount of Money They've Spent Proving It, Right?


Calvin Harris Could Give a Master Class In How Not to Handle a Breakup


Get Out of Here, Johnny Depp, No One Wants Your 'Surprise Appearances'


Winona Ryder Deftly Navigated the Johnny Depp Conversation


Ariel Winter Doesn't Give a Crap What You Thought of Her Terrible, Terrible Dress


Add 'Leonardo DiCaprio's Vape Stink' to the List of Things Hillary Clinton Has to Put Up With


28-Year-Old Crone Elizabeth Banks Was Deemed Too Old to Kiss 27-Year-Old Spider-Man


Tom Hiddleston Swears His Butt Isn't Dangerous, BUT HOW CAN WE BE SURE?


Gwyneth Paltrow's Home Is About As Boring, Sterile & Staged As You'd Expect


On That Time the Red Hot Chili Peppers Took a Break From 'Carpool Karaoke' to Save a Baby's Life


Howard Stern Would Like to Remind You of What a Goddamn Moron He Is


However Terrifying You Think a Trump Rally Is, It's So Much Worse


Yes, Kanye's Mom-Angel Video Game Is a Real Thing, And It Looks Totally Bananas


Trump Wink-Wink, Nudge-Nudges A Disgusting Implication That Obama Was Involved In the Orlando Shooting


Will Arnett's Girlfriends Got So Young, Megan Fox Wanted to Stock Up on Lunchables


For All of Us Who Were Unaware That Benicio del Toro Is a Garbage Human, He Is


Every Megan Fox Interview Is a Goldmine of Crazy Paranormal Nonsense


Meryl Streep's Profoundly Disturbing Trump Impression Will Haunt Your Brain


Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Are the 'Dickheads of the Decade' & Maisie Williams Isn't Here For Your Stupid, Sexist Headlines


Human Dumpster Fire Stacey Dash Has Maybe Outdone Herself With the Word Vomit


Jimmy Kimmel Told HuffPo to 'Fuck Off' & You Can Start Expecting a New Batch of Breakup Songs From Taylor Swift


Megan Fox Is Taking Life Advice From Her Unborn Child & Sienna Miller Should Maybe Keep Her Word Vomit To Herself


It's Been a While Since We Talked About What a Raging Asshole Michael Bay Is


Of COURSE Robin Wright Is Happy Sean Penn's Movie Is Tanking


Is Shia LaBeouf Actually Trying to Get Himself Murdered?


The Man Behind the Celebrity Photo Hack Has Pleaded Guilty & Neo-Nazis Sure Do Love Taylor Swift


Please Keep Your Creepy, Famous Hands Off of Jessica Williams' Body


Things The Internet Gets Way Too Excited About: Johnny Depp's Daughter Wearing a Freaking Hoodie


Sir Mix-a-Lot Weighs In On Blake Lively's 'Oakland Booty' & Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch Are Still Maybe a Thing


Rude: Rory Gilmore Had a Baby Last Year and Didn't Think to Tell Any of Us


Blake Lively Tries and Fails At Making a Joke & How Robin Wright Underwooded Her Way to Equal Pay


Our Hatred of Woody Allen/Cosby/Polanski Is Getting In the Way of Adrien Brody's Art


Another Monday, Another Round of Sad Celebrity Breakups


Oscar Isaac Has a Lot of Love to Give & Woody Allen DGAF About Dylan Farrow


Nothing Is Less Surprising Than Blake Lively's Response to That Woody Allen Rape Joke


Um, Did We Know Minnie Driver Is a Goddamn Lunatic?


Yup, A Jennifer Lawrence Friendship Is Exactly What You Imagine It to Be


Johnny Depp Isn't Done Being An Ass to Australia


Jennifer Garner DGAF How Her Divorce Looks


Channing Tatum Is All About Equal Opportunity Nudity & Lupita Nyong'o Doesn't Want Your Audrey Hepburn Comparisons


Woody Allen Is Really Proud of What a Great Father Figure He Is to His Wife


Melissa McCarthy Didn't Like the 'Ghostbusters' Trailer Either & The Trump/Cruz Feud Just Got Really Weird


That Guy Who 'Scared the Sh*t' Out of Amy Schumer Is Defending Himself... Terribly


Shia LaBeouf Apologized to His Doppelganger & Lena Dunham Says She'd 'Kill Herself' If She Woke Up As a Man


Miley Cyrus Realized It's Been a While Since She's Made Us Sad


Channing Tatum Had the Best Birthday Party & Iggy Azalea Thinks 'Becky' Is a Racist Term


Joaquin Phoenix Is An 'Unpredictable' Jesus & Daisy Ridley Shows Off Her Jedi Training


Maisie Williams Is the Absolute Coolest & Anna Kendrick Got a Book Deal


Sophie Turner Confirms Everything You've Assumed About Kit Harington's Hair


Charlize Theron & P*ssy Posse Member Tobey Maguire Don't Get Along? Shocking


Daisy Ridley Talks Self-Love & Constance Wu Isn't Pulling Any Punches With the 'Heinous' 'Ghost In the Shell' Racism


Tracy Morgan Is the Best Human & Prepare to Be Very Jealous of the Princes


Irrelevant Human Vanilla Ice Doesn't Get Kids Today & Beyonce is Just Talking In Riddles Now


32-Year-Old Man Henry Cavill Is Giving Out Promise Rings


Game of Thrones' The Mountain Has a Brilliant, Bonkers, Hilarious Plan to Turn You Into The Strongest Man On Earth


Minka Kelly Refuses to Take Our Advice About Sean Penn


The 'Captain America: Civil War' Premiere Was One Hell of a Sausage Party


Jeremy Renner's Trying Out the Idea of Being a Decent Human, and It's Not a Great Fit


Celebrating All the 'Boss Ass Bitches' of the 'Game of Thrones' Premiere, Plus Peter Skarsgard's Lack of Pants


Scarlett Johansson Won't Talk About Equal Pay & Cameron Diaz Does Science


The Latest Kesha Ruling Is a Huge Step Back & A Slap In the Face For All Non-Garbage Humans


Kerry Washington Has Mastered the Art of Letting People Know How Badly They've F*cked Up


Charlize Theron Doesn't Think You Understand How Hard Life Can Be For the Really Ridiculously Good-Looking


Kesha Reveals Sony's Disgusting Proposal & Gwyneth Paltrow's Latest Beauty Tip May Be the Dumbest Yet


Gmail Is Really, Really Sorry For F*cking Up April Fools Day


Susan Sarandon & Debra Messing's Twitter War Is Getting Uncomfortably Ugly


Kiefer Sutherland's Attempt at a Country Music Career Is the Most Glorious Mess We Could Hope For


Charlize Theron Doesn't Know What Ghosting Is, But She Definitely Didn't Do It to Sean Penn


James Van Der Beek Is a Baby-Making Machine


Breaking News and Evacuating Stomachs: Six Women Voluntarily Had Sex with Ted Cruz


Red-Hot Republican Sexy Talk With 'Family Values'-Focused Alabama Governor Robert Bentley


Ted Cruz Enlists Aaron Sorkin to Help Him Sound Presidential


Please, Jamie Oliver, Do Tell Us More about How Easy and Convenient Breastfeeding Is


Tennis Star Novak Djokovic Really Respects Womenfolk for Dealing with All Those Hormones


Katherine Heigl Is Doing Cat Litter Commercials and Uh Oh, Your Schadenfreude Is Showing


Henry Cavill Did a Fun Stunt to Prove No One Cares About Henry Cavill


28-Year-Old Crone Olivia Wilde Was Deemed 'Too Old' To Play Leonardo DiCaprio's Wife


Daisy Ridley Sure Knows How to Let a Guy Down Easy


Warning: You Cannot Unsee Macklemore's Oil Painting of Justin Bieber's Sensual Pancake Privates


Henry Cavill Really Blurs the Line Between Refreshingly Honest & Total Asshat


Justin Trudeau Is on American Soil. Prepare Your Lions for the Great Moistening.


Stock Up On Brain Bleach Because Here's More Than You Ever Wanted to Know About Hulk Hogan's Bathing Suit Parts


Charlie Hunnam Got a First-Hand Lesson In Staying Off the Internet


Jennifer Garner Is the Best 'Batman v Superman' Ad & Louis CK Is a 'F*cking Celebrity With An Opinion'


Are Rachel McAdams & Taylor Kitsch Still a Thing & Zoe Saldana Is Being 'Viciously' Attacked Over The Nina Simone Movie


Maisie Williams is Dating a Normal & Don't Welcome Kumail Nanjiani to America. He Already Lives Here, Dummy


Tina Fey Says Leonardo DiCaprio Has 9 Years Left to Get the Model Banging Out of His System


Hey, Commitment-Phobes. Adele Has No Patience For Your Cold Feet Bullcrap


It Feels Good to Know That, In a Pinch, Tom Hiddleston Will Pee On a Friend In Need


Remembering the Greatest Date In Oscars History


The Internet Is Mad at Chrissy Teigen Again & Has 'SNL' Officially Run Out of Ideas?


Jessica Williams Explores the Biblical Implications of 'Butt Baby Births'


Charlie Sheen Says Testosterone Cream Made Him Nuts & Who Is 'The Secret Actress'?


Jennifer Lawrence Is a Total Perv & Demi Lovato Wants Taylor Swift to Keep Her Cash to Herself


Emma Watson Is Taking an Acting Break & Why Rachel McAdams Owes Her Career to Rob Schneider


Sorry, Celebrities With Terrifying Stalkers, The Legal System Doesn't Give a Fuck About You


Kim Kardashian Shares the Cleavage Secret Literally None of Us Ever Wanted to See


Kate Winslet Gave a Big Eff You to the Drama Teacher Who Told Her to 'Settle For the Fat Girl' Parts


Bill Murray Lost It at Justin Timberlake's Birthday Party & Rebel Wilson's BAFTA Word Vomit


Emma Thompson's Brilliantly Morbid Plan For Diversifying the Oscars & Is Kanye Saying Taylor Swift Owes Him Sex?


Gaby Hoffman Is Sure Bernie Sanders Has a 'Lovely' Penis & Was Liam Neeson Just Joking About That Famous Girlfriend?


Get Ready to See The Rock Naked & Did Will Smith Just Admit He Screwed Up His Kids?


Who Is Liam Neeson's 'Incredibly Famous' Secret Girlfriend?


Do Not Let Margot Robbie Give You a Tattoo & Why Hugh Jackman Wants You to USE SUNSCREEN PLEASE


Rupert Grint Just Crapped All Over Ron & Hermione's Relationship & Meet the Woman Who Crashed Her Own Funeral


Helen Mirren Joins the #OscarsSoWhite Controversy & Sarah Silverman Teaches You How to Pee In a Red Carpet Gown


Gwyneth Paltrow Keeps Insisting She's 'Completely Self-Made' & Donald Trump Was Nominated For a Nobel Peace Prize. No, Really


Why Should Ariel Winter Have to Hide Her Breast Reduction Scars?


Kanye's Apologies Make As Little Sense As His Meltdowns & How Tina & Amy Won the SAG Awards


So Tom Brady and Gisele Are Definitely Serial Killers, Right?


Does Leonardo DiCaprio Not Understand Reverse Psychology?


Allison Janney Has Zero Interest In Marrying Her Hot as Hell, 21-Years-Younger Boyfriend


Emily Blunt & John Krasinski Are Having Another Too-Beautiful Child & Ian McKellen Knows Why He Doesn't Have an Oscar


Idiot Comedian Ralphie May Went Ballistic on Chelsea Peretti For the Dumbest Reason Possible


Chris Martin Has the Dumbest Diet & Michael Caine Wants Black Actors to 'Be Patient'


Jennifer Lawrence Might Be Dating Captain America & Amy Schumer Will Take a Polygraph If It'll Shut Us Up


George Clooney Isn't Black Hollywood's White Knight & Spike Lee Figured Out How to Make You Care About an Oscars Boycott


Chrissy Teigen Explains 'Belly Holding' & Adam Driver's Disturbing Feline Doppelganger


Anne Hathaway Would Like You To Stop Shitting On Jennifer Lawrence & Miley Cyrus Wants to Make Sure You've Seen Her Engagement Ring


Which Cast Member Do We Have to Blame For That 'Friends' Reunion Falling Apart So Quickly?


Neville Longbottom Is Trying to Worm His Way on to 'Game of Thrones' & What Does the Academy Have Against Domhnall Gleeson?


Your Ricky Gervais Hatred Only Makes Him Stronger & 'Modern Family's Ariel Winter Takes Down a Famous Homophobe


The Playboy Mansion Is Up For Sale, But Comes With One Major, Monkey-Paw-Level Catch


Actual Proof That There Are No More Harrison Fords Left In the World


Minka Kelly Won't Stay Away From Sean Penn & Starbucks Apologizes For Its Slavery Statue


Samuel L. Jackson & Donald Trump's Bizarre Golf Feud & A 19th Century Guide to Getting Laid


Your Favorite Sexy Spies Who You Probably Forgot Were a Real-Life Couple Are Now Having a Baby!


Oh Ricky Gervais, Please Don't Make Us Feel Bad For Mel Gibson


Jaden Smith Has Turned His Love of Superhero Womenswear Into a Huge Paycheck


Sarah Silverman Doesn't Care If You're Offended, Jesus WAS Gender Fluid, Dammit


Russell Crowe Found a New Thing to Throw a Twitter Fit Over & More Than You Ever Wanted to Know About Bradley Cooper's Butt Sweat


Robert Downey Jr. Has Been Officially Forgiven For Making a Mess of the '90s


All Those Mean Things You've Been Saying About Johnny Depp Are Now Officially True


Jeremy Renner Had a Terrible Year & Jennifer Lawrence Made Out With a Hemsworth


It's Time to Finally Acknowledge: Tom Hardy Is 'A Piece of Sh*t' In Interviews


Chrissy Teigen Will Give You a Cinnamon Roll Fetish & Why Do Republicans Hate Aladdin?


Barbie Doesn't Give a Crap About Feminism & Proof That Yes, You CAN Be Too Rich For Prison


Barbara Walters Flirting With Bradley Cooper Will Make Your Skin Crawl


Joseph Gordon-Levitt Won the 'Star Wars' Premiere & Here's What Kim Kardashian's Placenta Looks Like


Does 'Black Guy' Darth Vader Really Make 'Star Wars' Racist?


The GOP Has a 'Secret Plan' to Oust Trump, and 'Thor: Ragnarok' Gets Some Oscar Class


Oasis' Noel Gallagher Hates Adele More Than Most People Hate Anything


Ignorant Old Man Burt Reynolds Thinks Charlie Sheen 'Deserved' HIV


Happy Holidays From John Stamos' Butt & Justin Bieber's Utter Lack of Self Control


Chris Hemsworth Is Too Pretty For Prison & Brie Larson Does NOT Appreciate Being Called an 'It Girl'


Is This the Single Most Stupid Sexist Internet Comment Ever?


Just Hearing About Chris Hemsworth's Horrible Diet Will Make You Hungry


Donald Trump Gave Chrissy Teigen the 'Greatest Birthday Gift Ever' & Sandra Bullock Did Adopt Another Child After All


Kate Winslet Shares All the Things She Can No Longer Do Without Peeing Herself


Chelsea Peretti & Jordan Peele Are the Only People Who Could Make an Emoji-Based Engagement Announcement Seem Cool


JJ Abrams Made Daisy Ridley Cry, and Twitter Attacked a Woman for Admitting She Didn't Want Children


Will Smith Reveals the 'No Duh' Reason He Turned Down 'Django Unchained'


The Guy Who Voiced Arnold On 'Hey Arnold' Is All Grown Up & Is Here to Confuse You Sexually


I'm Sorry, Morena Baccarin Has to Pay Her Ex HOW Much In Spousal Support?


Modern Family's Reid Ewing Reveals His History of Body Dysmorphia & 'Horrible Hobby' Of Plastic Surgery


Anna Paquin Is Neither Fat Nor Pregnant & Jenny McCarthy Takes Her Gross Idiocy to New Levels


Carly Simon Finally Dishes on Warren Beatty & Claire Danes Is a 'Bottomless Pit' of Vanity


Rose McGowan on Caitlyn Jenner's Woman of the Year Award: 'Not By a Long F*cking Shot'


Sorry to Crush All Your Dreams, But Nathan Fillion Is Off the Market


Lindsay Lohan's Sharon Tate Tribute Is Pretty Disgusting, Even For Her


David O. Russell Likes Jennifer Lawrence So Much He Sometimes Forgets She's a Woman


You Can Already Guess What Jeremy Renner's Favorite Curse Word Is, Can't You?


Jennifer Lawrence Swears She Doesn't Have Pee On Her Hands, For Real


What is Martha Stewart's Problem With Drew Barrymore?


Noel Gallagher Thinks More Rock Stars Should Do Drugs, Drugs Are 'F*cking Brilliant'


Justin Theroux Wants to Be Mayor & The Avengers' Paychecks Are Even More Imbalanced Than You Thought


Tom Jones Wants to Know If He's Black & Trevor Noah Is Out For an Emergency Surgery


According to JK Rowling, Dumbledore Has a Lot of Strong Opinions On Israel


Gorgeous, 25 Year Old, Wrinkle-Free Jennifer Lawrence Says She's 'Aging Like a President'


If You Want to Get In Good With Emma Stone, You're Going to Need to Know Her Preferred Pet Name


The Depressing Mystery of Who Groped Taylor Swift, Plus Tom Hardy Cuddles With Puppies


Watch Katy Perry & Madonna Grind Up On Each Other, Then Burn Your Eyeballs Forever


Roger Moore Shares His Bigoted Bond Thoughts & Halle Berry's Third Divorce


Leah Remini Has Some Words For Tom Cruise & Andrew Garfield Says He & Emma Stone Are Donezo Again


Terry Crews Went on a 90-Day Sex Fast & Rose Byrne Is Pregnant!


Jeremy Renner Responds to Criticism with Complete F*cking Gibberish


Superman Is Dating a 19-Year-Old & Is Jenny Lewis Really Bill Murray's 'Special Friend'?


Zooey Deschanel's Daughter's Name Is Somehow Even More Twee Than You Were Expecting


Chrissy Teigen Won't Tweet About Her Pregnancy Anymore Because the Internet Is Full of Assholes


Emily Blunt Thinks This Whole 'Sexism' Thing Wouldn't Be So Bad If We Didn't Talk About It So Much


Amy Schumer & Human Garbage Sean Penn Hung Out At a Madonna Concert


Miley Cyrus Will Cover Your Naked Body In Milk Because She's, Like, A REAL Artist


Tracy Morgan Returns to Standup & T.I. Says the Loch Ness Monster Could Be President Before Hillary Clinton


Ronda Rousey Will Murder the Next Person to Call Her Fat & Shia LaBeouf Talks, Just Not to You


Kelsey Grammer And His Disturbing Anti-Choice/Pro-Gun T-Shirt Can F*ck Right the Hell Off


Thanks a Lot, Ben Affleck. You've Crushed the Careers of L.A.'s Young Hot Nannies


Kanye Says the Fashion Industry Hates Him Because He's Straight & Warning: Do Not EVER Call Nicki Minaj Dramatic


Grace Jones Looked For a Soul Inside Lady Gaga and Came Up Empty


Hugh Grant Is a Baby Making Machine & Nick Jonas and Kate Hudson Are Definitely Maybe a Thing


Jennifer Lawrence Loves Peeing In Sinks & Sandra Bullock May Have Adopted a Baby Girl


Candace Cameron Bure Doesn't Know What Words Mean, Says Twitter Trolls Are 'Raping' Her


Tom Brady Is Tired Of Everyone Making Fun Of His Trump Support: He Doesn't Even 'Enjoy' Politics


Marion Cotillard Is Not a Feminist, Justin Bieber Is Not a Taco & Billy Eichner Doesn't Know What 'Latino' Means


Michael B. Jordan Shows Us What a Celebrity Apology Done Right Looks Like & Courtney Love Wasn't Invited to Her Daughter's Wedding


Matt Damon Considers 'Daredevil' & Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks Stephen Colbert Should Look Into Anal Bleaching


The Men Of 'The O.C.' All Have Baby Fever & Josh Brolin Is Sick of Ryan Gosling's Fake, Silly New York Accent


This Is Not a Drill! Amy Poehler & Nick Kroll Have Split Up. Prepare Your Waffles


Meet the Most Hated Man In America, In All His Popped-Collar Hedge Fund Horribleness


Jon Hamm Thanked His Dog & Jennifer Westfeldt, In That Order


Bristol Palin Is Being a Real Asshole about Obama's Support of Ahmed Mohamed


Brad Pitt Bought a Nazi Motorcycle & Prepare to Feel Shamed Into Respecting Tom Hardy's Privacy


Can Someone Convince Mindy Kaling That James Franco Is Not Worth a Juice Cleanse?


Terrence Howard Is An Insane Garbage Person & Doesn't Care Who Knows It


It Only Took 30 Years, But Miss America Finally Apologized For Slut Shaming Vanessa Williams


Jessica Simpson Has Some Great Financial Advice: Never Marry Nick Lachey


Let's All Speculate Wildly Over the Cause of Jon Hamm & Jennifer Westfeldt's Breakup


Andrew Garfield Wants a 'Pansexual' Spider-Man. Do We Think He Knows What That Means?


Tom Hardy Refuses to Be Embarrassed Of His MySpace Underwear Selfies


Chrissie Hynde Doubled Down On Her Disgusting Rape Comments & Tom Hardy Took His Dog To a Movie Premiere


Avril Lavigne Is Getting Divorced & Just How Racist Is Taylor Swift's New Video?


If You Ask Nicely Enough, Ronda Rousey Will Date You


About That Time Taylor Swift Got Sir Ian McKellen Evicted


Nicki Minaj Has No Patience For Miley Cyrus' Opinions Of Her & Rebel Wilson Makes Light of Police Brutality


Lindsay Lohan Is the Worst Wedding Guest & Ronda Rousey Was Asked To Play Captain Marvel... In a Porno


Nicholas Brendon Is Getting Help & No One Wants to See Paula Deen Dance


Johnny Depp's Daughter Comes Out As Not Straight & What Ever Happened To Rayanne Graff?


This Just In: Mel Gibson Is Still a Vile Monster of a Human


Be Honest. Would You Watch Ben Affleck's Nanny's 'Batman' Themed Porn?


Hayley Atwell Declares a Dubsmash Death Match & You WISH Jennifer Garner & Michael Vartan Were Hooking Up


Jennifer Lawrence's Salary Will Depress You & Shannen Doherty Has Breast Cancer


Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Are Splitting & Heidi Klum Continues to School Donald Trump On Things Not to Say to Women


Natalie Dormer Really Doesn't Get Why We Were All So Creeped Out By That Tommen Sex Scene


Affleck's Nanny Wants a Reality Show & Miles Teller Almost Punched the Director of 'Fantastic 4'


Miley Cyrus Tells All The Ways Being a Disney Star Messed Her Up (And There Are a Lot)


Never Cross an Angry, Drunken Horde of Taylor Swift Fans & Lindsay Lohan Dined and Dashed In Greece


George R.R. Martin Says 'Game of Thrones' Will Have a 'Bittersweet' Ending & Christina Aguilera Proves Her Realness With a Topless Fedora’d Selfie


40 Interns Are Suing the Olsen Twins & Justin Timberlake's New Restaurant Is Full of Rodents


Amal Clooney May Be Our New Donald Trump & For the Last Time, No One Cares About the Kardashians


Chris Pratt Says He Won't Do Sex Scenes Because of God Stuff & Jennifer Aniston's Honeymoon Sounds Exhausting


Minka Kelly Has Dodged That Sean Penn Relationship Bullet & Jennifer Aniston Got Hitched


Jennifer Garner Is Kicking Ben Affleck's Ass In the Battle of The Manufactured Divorce Narrative


Zooey Deschanel Had Her Manic Pixie Dream Baby & The Coolest Couple of 1997 Is Divorcing


Will & Jada Pinkett Smith Are Secretly Divorcing & Charlize Theron Quietly Adopted a Baby Girl


Ben Affleck's Nanny Problems Keep Getting Ickier and Ickier


Does Woody Allen Really Not Get How Gross His Relationship With Soon-Yi Is?


Gwyneth Paltrow Is Getting In On the Hip Hop Game & Chrissy Teigen Is Naked Again (Hooray!)


Hulk Hogan Doesn't Understand Why Obama Can Use the N-Word If He Can't & Shia LaBeouf Is Even More Disgusting Than We Thought


Taylor Swift Isn't Exactly Subtle In Her Frenemy Feuds & Brad Pitt Can't Stop Showing Off His Nipples


Hulk Hogan Is a Racist Piece of Sh*t, Even In His Sex Tapes


Madonna Says She 'Likes To Compare Herself to Picasso' & George RR Martin Throws Major Marvel Shade


A Minor League Baseball Team Had to Apologize For Corey Feldman's Presence & Anne Hathaway Responds to Being Amy Schumer's Punchline


Emma Thompson Says Hollywood Sexism Is 'Still Completely Shit' & Ben Affleck Is Going All Out To Make Sure We All Still Like Him Post-Divorce


Tom Cruise Almost Cost Us Ian McKellen's Most Iconic Roles & Brad Pitt's New Tattoo Is Adorably Confounding


Michael Douglas Says The Secret To His Career Is His 'Big D*ck' & Patrick Stewart Petitions to Join Taylor Swift's BFF Squad


Amber Heard Is Learning That The Price Of Marrying Johnny Depp Might Be Jail Time


Jennifer Lawrence Knows How Dumb Her Tattoo Is & Ben Affleck Just Fast-Tracked His Mid-Life Crisis


Jesse Eisenberg Says Comic-Con Is Like Genocide, Just In Case You Were Starting To Like Jesse Eisenberg


Jennifer Lawrence Says She's Famous Enough Now to Not Have to Be 'Very Underweight' & Ben Affleck Keeps Making a Mess Of His Divorce


The Affleck/Garner Divorce Narrative Takes a Nasty Turn, and Ariana Grande Is Terrible at English


Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt Are Splitsville (For Real This Time) & Rob Lowe Spewed Some Nonsense At Ariana Grande


Whoopi Goldberg Is the Only Person Left Defending Bill Cosby, So She's Going At It Extra Hard


Even More Idiocy From Michael Eisner & The Washington Post Thinks Amy Schumer Inspired the Charleston Shooting


Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis's Secret-Wedding and Enough Soccer Sexism to Start Your Week Off Angry


Paris Hilton Got A Million Dollars (And Some Dynamite Publicity) For That Plane Crash Prank


Donald Trump Has No Idea How Free Speech Works & Paul Rudd Farted His Way Through An 'Ant-Man' Interview


Someone Please, PLEASE Keep Minka Kelly Away From Sean Penn


Can You Handle the Schadenfreude Of a Rattailed, Shirtless Shia LaBeouf Rapping About Potatoes?


Jared Leto Is Taking His Creepy 'Suicide Squad' Method Acting Bullsh*t Too Far


Jennifer Lawrence Got Enthusiastic For Some Paparazzi & Ben Affleck Has Really F*cked Things Up For PBS


Charlie Sheen's Kids Are Being Punished For Being Unlucky Enough To Have Been Born To Charlie Sheen


Paris Hilton's Brother Makes Tom Hanks' Son Look Like a Lovable Boy Scout


Anthony Mackie Has Some Strict (And Weird) Criteria For Chris Evans' Next Girlfriend


Miley Cyrus Is Gal Pal-ing Around With a Victoria's Secret Model & Is This Why Charlize Theron Dumped Sean Penn?


David Hasselhoff Won't Stop Talking About, Threatening to Show Off His Penis


Why Emma Stone Turned Down 'Ghostbusters' & Donald Trump 'Picked a Fight With the Wrong Guy'


Miley Cyrus Says She's Gender Fluid & Aaron Paul Tried and Botched a Rambly, Awkward Prank


Channing Tatum Is Overdressed For Pride & Amy Schumer Left a 1000% Tip On a Restaurant Bill


The Internet Is Losing Its Sh*t Over Jennifer Lawrence's Hot Bodyguard


George R.R. Martin Is Getting Awfully Snippy With HBO & Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellan Made Kisses On Each Other


John Cusack Shares His Government Theories, Is One Craft Store Trip Short of a Full-Blown Yarn Wall


Caitlyn Jenner Is Being Sued For a Second Time Over That Fatal Car Crash


Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks It's 'Slightly Misogynistic' to Ask About Her Competition & Patrick Stewart Defends an Anti-Gay Bakery


Taylor Swift Has Taken Paparazzi Evasion to Next-Level Crazypants Impressiveness


Chet Haze Doubles Down on His Love of the N-Word & James Franco Refuses to Be Out-Weirded


Laverne Cox Had the Absolute Best Reaction to Caitlyn Jenner & Nickelodeon's Drake Bell Had the Dumbest


Tom Hanks' Son Is the Anti-Hanks & Kim Kardashian Teaches Us How to Milk a Pregnancy For Maximum Ratings


Leonardo DiCaprio Officially Does Not Care How Gross and Silly We Think He Is


Lindsay Lohan, Real-Life Superhero & Your New Source of Personal Inspiration, Worked 8 Hours a Day For Two Whole Weeks


Justin Bieber Found God In a Tree & J.K. Rowling Has No Time For Wizard-Hating Homophobes


Are Johnny Depp & Miley Cyrus Both Competing For the Title of Worst Pet Owner?


Kim Kardashian Says Plastic Surgery Is a Super Great Way to Fix a Teenager's Self Esteem


Tom Cruise Shows Off His Busted Face and Neville Longbottom's Sexiness Is Making JK Rowling Uncomfortable


Beyoncé Just Poured Your College Tuition Into a Hot Tub & George Clooney Gets B*tchy With His Trolls


Leonardo DiCaprio and Paris Hilton Fought Over a Purse & Someone Please Get Robin Thicke's Dog Away From Him, Immediately


Cate Blanchett Breaks Our Hearts By Walking Back Those Bisexuality Comments & Lindsay Lohan Has a Foolproof Backup Plan to Doing Actual Work


Woody Allen's New Amazon Project Is Already a Disaster & Kathy Griffin Is Sh*tting On Joan Rivers' Legacy


Professional A**hole Dane Cook Was Banned From the Laugh Factory For Being an A**hole


Cate Blanchett Has Had Relationships With Women 'Many Times' and Michael Fassbender Doesn't Give a Crap About Aaron Sorkin


The Kardashians Finally Address Their Insane Body Image Issues & Miles Teller Is a Real Life Super Hero


Madonna Doesn't Exactly Turn Down Marilyn Manson's Offer to 'Fornicate' & Who Thought It Was Okay to Let Lindsay Lohan Work at a Preschool?


Kristen Stewart Calls Plastic Surgery 'Vandalism' & Mindy Kaling Calls Her Relationship With BJ Novak 'Weird As Hell'


We May Now Live In a World Where We Have to Take Kim Kardashian Seriously


Leonardo DiCaprio Proves He's a Totally Normal Cool Guy Who Also Makes His Friends Block His Face on Instagram


Anna Kendrick Gives a 'What the F*ck?' to Hollywood's Weird, Backwards Casting Processes


Madonna's Comments On Her Drake Kiss Are Somehow Even Weirder Than the Already Really Weird Kiss Itself


Kit Harington Is Going to Lose It If We Don't Stop Talking About His Beautiful Hair


Emma Stone Is Just Trolling Us Now With Her Andrew Garfield Breakup


Kristen Stewart Says Her 'Twilight' Sex Scene Was Pure 'Agony,' Calls Fame 'Worst Thing in the World'


Because The Internet Hasn't Been An A**hole In a While: Here's Your Robert Downey Jr Backlash


Justin Bieber Ruined a High School's Prom & Jennifer Lawrence Turned Down a Date With a Prince


Leonardo DiCaprio Is On Tinder and Russell Brand Is Trying Celibacy Because There Can Only Be One Sleazy Sex King At A Time


Emma Stone And Andrew Garfield Are Done For Good And It's All Martin Scorsese's Fault


Robert Downey Jr. Ditched an Interview When Asked About His Drug Past


Has Johnny Depp Officially Given Up On Trying to Be a Presentable Human?


Tom Cruise Is Personally Bankrolling Scientology's Army of Spies & Ben Affleck Tries to Rewrite History


Shia LaBeouf's Gross Rattail Says Celebrities are 'Enslaved Flesh'


Louis CK Sort-of-But-Not-Really Apologized to Sarah Palin & Gwyneth Paltrow's Food Bank Backlash Continues


Charlize Theron Finally Explains the Sean Penn Attraction & Jerry Seinfeld Thinks YouTube Is a 'Giant Garbage Can'


Justin Bieber Is Too Insufferable Even For Coachella, The World's Insufferability Capital


Gwyneth Paltrow Gave Up on Her Food Stamp Challenge & Miley Cyrus Forgot How Shirts Work


Scott Eastwood Says Ashton Kutcher Boned His Girlfriend & Gwyneth Paltrow Tries and Fails to Be Just Like Us


Justin Bieber Got Handsy With Ariana Grande & Jennifer Westfeldt and Jon Hamm May Be Splitsville


If You've Ever Said Marilyn Manson Has a Punchable Face, You Were Apparently Right


Mindy Kaling Wants Nothing to Do With Her Weird, Racist, Off-the-Rails Brother


A Warning to All You Plebs: It's Now Illegal to Say Hello to George Clooney


Women, Please Stop Marrying Charlie Sheen and Chevy Chase, Please Stop Slapping Strangers


Gwyneth Paltrow Had Her Aura Photographed, Has Scientific (?) Proof She's Better Than You


Justin Bieber Says His Life Is Not Easy, and We'd All See That If We Weren't Such Stupid Peasant Idiots


Jamie Foxx Smeared Schlocky Transphobia All Over the iHeartRadio Awards & Anna Kendrick Says She's Just Waiting For Us to Start Hating Her


Aaron Paul May Be Heading to Baby Town & Nicole Kidman May or May Not Hate Everyone


Lena Headey Opens Up About Her Struggle With Depression & Jeremy Renner's Divorce Took a Turn For the Horrible


Sarah Jessica Parker Aimed Her Powerful Stink Eye at National Treasure Tom Hanks


New BFFs Leonardo DiCaprio and Justin Bieber Are a Match Made In Douchedom


Shailene Woodley, The Rich White Wood Nymph Who Doesn't Understand Feminism, Is MTV's Favorite 'Trailblazer'


John Stamos Is Tired of Getting Asked For Sex Selfies and Eva Mendes Is Really Sorry For Slamming Sweatpants


Eva Mendes Has Pinpointed the Number One Cause of Divorce in America


James Franco Says He's Gay 'Up To the Point of Intercourse,' Demonstrating the Level of Sexual Understanding You'd Expect From James Franco


Did Anyone Think Justin Bieber Could Make It Through His Roast Without Crying? Because You Were Wrong


Here's the Very Practical (And Kind of Adorable) Reason Why Taylor Swift Had to Insure Her $40 Million Legs


Leonardo DiCaprio Is Going to Help Adrien Grenier Find the Loneliest Whale. (The Whale Is His Penis)


Katy Perry Thinks Kim Kardashian Dresses Inappropriately, Because Pots Are Calling Kettles Slutty Now


Here's the Ultra Disturbing Reason Why Tom Cruise and John Travolta Can Presumably Never Leave Scientology


Robin Wright Says Sean Penn Taught Her How to Love... By Being an Unlovable Monster


Madonna Thinks Kanye Is the 'Black Madonna' and Sean Penn Thinks We're All 'Flagrantly Stupid'


Taylor Swift Has Permanently Won the 'I Just Woke Up Like This' Selfie Game


Leonardo DiCaprio REALLY Wants to Make Sure We All Know He's Not Taking a Break From Sexing Models to Sex Rihanna


Sony's Amy Pascal Can't Move Into Her New Office Because of Seth Rogen's Permanent Weed Cloud


Justin Bieber's Obsession With Seth Rogen is Reaching Sad Lost Puppy Levels of Embarrassment


Taylor Swift Gives Us All a Lesson In How to Pose Awkwardly With Your Friend's Naked Stomach


David O. Russell Pulled a David O. Russell, Got Into a Screaming Match With Jennifer Lawrence


Lindsay Lohan Can Add 'Restraining Order' to the Legal Trouble Bingo Board That Is Her Life


The Taylor Swift Belly Button Mystery Is Solved, Plus Jamie Dornan's Publicist Reins Him In


Jamie Dornan Joins the Long List of People Who Don't Want Him to Play Christian Grey Anymore


Kanye West Needs Your Help to Get His Mom Into Heaven and Fox News Says Patricia Arquette Needs to 'Do Her History'


Hugh Grant Says He Hasn't Watched Porn in Three Years and-- Okay, We'll Wait Till You're Done Laughing


Iggy Azalea Quit Twitter Because People Made Fun Of Her Ass, and Michael Che Quit Because He Acted Like an Ass


'Buffy's' Nicholas Brendon Was Arrested Again For Felony Grand Theft and Being a General Mess of a Person


Warning: If You Shush Women During '50 Shades of Grey' They May Stab You With Their Broken Wine Bottle


Lena Headey Confirms She's Pregnant, Has Not Yet Confirmed If This Is a Baby Viper


Jaden Smith Only Owns One Pair of Shoes (Riiiight) and DO NOT LOOK REESE WITHERSPOON IN THE EYE


Rich White Dude Vince Vaughn Wants to Tell You How 'Racist' Affirmative Action Is


Miley Cyrus Ends Her Short-Lived Non-Porn Career & Kanye Has 'Voices In His Head' Telling Him to Do Things


Yup, Miley Cyrus Is Officially Doing Porn Now


The 'Game of Thrones' Special May Have Spoiled a Major Character Death, and Superman Looks Like a 'Roided-Up Pacey


Brad Pitt Doesn't Want to Be Friends With 'Embarrassing' Man-Child George Clooney Anymore


Everyone In the '50 Shades of Grey' Cast Hates Each Other & Amy Pascal Steps Down at Sony


Val Kilmer Would Rather Bleed From the Throat Than Get Medical Treatment Because... Religion?


Lindsay Lohan Is Suing Fox News For Saying the Things Everyone Was Already Thinking


Justin Timberlake and His Nameless, Headless Baby Vessel Are Pregnant!


Johnny Depp Is Getting Hitched & Justin Bieber Shares a Pooping Selfie


Sean Penn Was Just Kidding With His First Two Marriages, Says Charlize Theron Will Be His First Wife


Emile Hirsch Assaulted a Woman at Sundance & David Oyelowo Defends Cumberbatch's Stupid Comments


Howard Stern Called Sam Smith an 'Ugly M*ther F**ker' Because Apparently It Really DOES Take One to Know One


Benedict Cumberbatch Issues Apology for Saying Something Really @#$ing Dumb


Sebastian Stan Is Going For the Gold in Sex-Gymnastics


Justin Timberlake's Fancy Restaurant Is Covered in Actual Sh*t


Marilyn Manson Says He Coined 'Grunge,' Refused to F*ck Courtney Love


Actor-Musician Johnny Depp Is 'Sickened' By Actor-Musicians


Lena Dunham Finds the Only Woman Capable of Fixing Her Image: The Real-Life Olivia Pope


It's Been a Few Days Since We Had a Pregnancy Rumor. Cameron Diaz, You're Up.


Jennifer Aniston Got a Solid Lesson In Things Not Always Being About Her


Gwyneth Paltrow Says Brad Pitt Was 'Too Good' For Her & Russell Brand Says Fox News Is Terrorizing Us


Zooey Deschanel Is Growing a Manic Pixie Dream Baby Inside of Her


Amy Adams Is NOT Having Babies Via a Surrogate, She's Just Kinda Awkward


Amal Clooney Is Tired of George's Friends Because Of Course She Is


Jessica Chastain and Meryl Streep React to Russell Crowe's Idiocy In Very Different Ways


Benedict Cumberbatch Knocked Up His Fiancée & Brangelina Meet the Pope


Anna Kendrick Says She'd Have No Career Without the 'Weirdos.' It's Our Pleasure, Really.


Gwyneth Paltrow Continues to Make It Really Difficult to Take Her Seriously


Kaley Cuoco Says Those Feminism Comments Were Taken Out of Context & Taylor Swift Is Cyberstalking All of Us


Gwyneth Paltrow Says She's Earned Everything She's Gotten. You Know, Except the Stuff That Was Handed to Her


Kaley Cuoco Joins the Long List of Celebrities Who Think You Can't Be a Feminist If You Like Baking


Anna Kendrick Says Meryl Streep Is 'Kind of a Bro,' and Judd Apatow Goes on an Epic Anti-Bill Cosby Twitter Rant


Russell Crowe Says There Are Plenty of Roles For Women In Hollywood, We're All Just Doing It Wrong


Jena Malone Says Being Homeless as a Child Was "Glorious" & Star Wars Almost Killed Natalie Portman's Career


Aww, Poor Slacker College Dropout Gwyneth Paltrow Is Having a Hard Time Finding a Job


"Academy Award Winner Jennifer Aniston" Is Happening, Whether We Like It or Not


Jennifer Lawrence Is Eating Pizza With a New Guy, Which May or May Not Be a Euphemism


Scarlett Johansson Thinks She Has an "Okay Body" & Jennifer Aniston Would Like You to Stay Out of Her Vagina


Lindsay Lohan Is Too Classy For America, And Anna Kendrick Drapes Herself in Velvet


The Singer From Creed Thinks the CIA Is Telling Him to Assassinate the President


Can Someone Teach Evangeline Lilly How Words Work?


Angelina Jolie Is Just Pissing Everyone Off, Isn't She?


The Real (Terrifying) Reason Mark Wahlberg Wants That Pardon, and ScarJo Channels the 90s


Leonardo DiCaprio Had a 21-Way in Miami & The Desperate Search For a Keira Knightley Baby Bump


Mark Wahlberg Is Seeking a Pardon For the Awful Things He Did As a Kid, His Rap Career Not Included


Miley Cyrus Has Outdone Even Herself, and the Very Weird Friendship of GOOP and Meryl


Daniel Craig Says Mike Myers 'F*cked' the Bond Films, and Taylor Swift Bans a Mean Girl


Natalie Dormer Refused to Do a Certain 'Game of Thrones' Scene, and (Surprise!) Rosario Dawson is a New Mom


Scarlett Johansson Got Secret-Married, Officially Killing All Chances You Definitely Still Had of Making That Happen


Jake Gyllenhaal's New Companion is a Real Dog, and Ray Rice Can Go Straight to Hell


Johnny Depp Doesn't Give a F*ck What You Think of His Terrible Movies & 'Jurassic World' Could Have Been SO Much Worse


JLaw and Liam Hemsworth Are Acting on the 'Insane Chemistry' That No One Who's Seen a 'Hunger Games' Knew Existed


Miley Cyrus Dances Topless and Rides a Mechanical Penis, While Ansel Elgort Vanquishes His Own Sex Appeal


Gwyneth Masterfully One-Ups Martha Stewart, and Late Night Finally Makes Its First Cosby Jokes


'Modern Family's' Behind-the-Scenes 'Divorce,' and Sleazebag Ashton Kutcher Supports Doxxing Journalists


Now We Know Why Ryan Gosling Was Never 'Sexiest Man Alive,' and Jennifer Lawrence 'Basically Has a Penis'


We Almost Had A Different Peter Quill, and J-Law's Unintentional Homage to Kim Kardashian?


Chris Evans' Snow Wizard Meets His Fate & Jennifer Lawrence Wants People To 'Stop Being A**holes'


Marvel At The Shortlist For People's Sexiest Man Alive & Watch Jennifer Lawrence Giggle Uncontrollably


Katy Perry's Boyfriend Is an Ass, and the Man Who Sang a Beatles' Song to His Dying Newborn


Jennifer Lawrence Thinks She's a 'Talentless Troll,' and Sandra Bullock Goes Blonde


Eminem Wants To Punch Lana Del Rey in the Face, and Gwyneth Gives the Internet a Rage Embolism


Blake Lively & Martha Stewart Reunited As Best Friends, Plus Obama Saves The Internet


Robert Downey Jr. Once Greeted A Journalist With 'Nice T-ts' and the Olsen Twins Look Less Alike Now


The Response to the Title of the Next 'Star Wars' Movie Hasn't Been Positive and Britney Spears Nabbed Her a Handsome Fella


Lena Dunham Issues Half-Assed Apology & Michael Fassbender May Be Your New Steve Jobs


Natalie Dormer's Resting Bitch Face, Plus JLaw Hoodwinks 'People' Mag


Louis C.K. Mysteriously Quits Twitter, and You'll Never See the Best 'Part' of '50 Shades of Grey'


Zac Efron Is a Controlling Boyfriend, and Outraged Parents Draw a Line from Kardashian Baby Clothes to Sex Tapes


Miley Pushes the Legal Limit on Sideboob, Martha Gives Good Eye, and Pee Wee Rises Again


Anne Hathaway's Hate-Resurrection Undone By Ebola, But Jim Carrey Thrives on Hate


Dolly Parton is a LGBT-Loving Saint, Plus the Heroic Paul Rudd Doppleganger Steps Up


Jennifer Lawrence's Middle Finger Gets Creative & Another Death Hoax Victim Rises


Shocker: '50 Shades' Sex Scenes Fail To Scintillate, But Ultron's Package Delivers


Do Not F*ck with Anderson Cooper, Internet, Plus Tina Fey Burns Rob Schneider


Johnny Depp's Big Bad Wolf Looks Like Hairy Sinatra & Cumby's Wax Figure Looks Too Accurate


Acid-Tripping Shia LaBeouf Choked His Director & Keanu Reeves Loved Making Out with Paula Abdul


Marvel Courts Robert Downey Jr. With An Astounding Gift & Nicki Minaj's Anaconda Don't Want None


Dane Cook's Conquest Tally Will Disgust You & Jude Law's Super Sperm Should Frighten You


DiCaprio Welcomes a New Member into the 'P*ssy Posse,' and KStew Continues Her No Fucks Given Tour


Blake Lively Throws A Fit Over Her Slave Owner-Inspired Fashion Spread & Steven Collins Plays A Pedophile Priest


Seth Rogen Gets Sweet Justice for 'Freaks and Geeks' Cancellation And Zach Galifianakis Lost a Ton of Weight


Kristen Stewart Calls Non Feminists Ridiculous & Ernie Hudson Calls Female Ghostbusters Wrong


Christian Bale's Ass Story Will Horrify You & Katy Perry Will Peacock The NFL


Robert Downey, Jr. Would Like To Reconnect with His Ex, Sarah Jessica Parker, if It's OK with Matthew Broderick


Jennifer Lawrence Wants A Boyfriend Who Farts & Gwyneth Paltrow Farts Shade At Martha Stewart


The Insanely Magical Appeal of Natalie Dormer's Mouth, and a Rare Kristen Stewart Smile Spotted in the Wild


Lindsay Lohan Gets Another Opportunity To F*ck Up, SNL Plagiarizes, & 'The Fappening' Has Its 1st Male Victim


The Rock Tests His Fans' Loyalty With Baywatch & Katherine Heigl Wins A Few More Fans


Why Sarah Silverman Was Fired from 'SNL,' and Nick Jonas Goes Full Wahlberg


Anne Hathaway Admits 'Fame F*cked Me Up' & Ben's Little Affleck Makes Its Screen Debut


Jeremy Renner Doesn't "Give a Sh-t About your Opinion,' and Michael Phelps Is Arrested


Ben Affleck's Punchable Face Identified With Nick Dunne & Lena Dunham Won't Pay Artists


People Magazine Tweeted Racist Sh*t About Viola Davis & John Cusack Called Hollywood A Whorehouse


Charlize Theron Is Why We Don't Have a 'Black Widow' Movie


Cuba Gooding Hilariously Loses It, and Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Will Strip Down for Soderbergh


Juliette Lewis is Crackers About Scientology, and the NYTimes Sucks at Apologizing


'Fox & Friends' Unironically Claims 'No Equivalency' For Missing Male Wonder Woman


Clay Aiken: People Who Take 'Inappropriate' Selfies 'Deserve What They Get'


What Actor's Creepy, Shit-Eating Grin Landed Him the Role of the Year?


Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes Quietly Welcomed Their Hey Girl Into The World


Hiddleston Is Heading To 'Skull Island' and Cumberbatch Is Giving Up His Clothes For Good


The Mockingjay: Part I Trailer: Chills, Thrills & One Angry Katniss


Sarah Palin's Knock-Down, Drag-Out Family Brawl Put A Football Pile-Up To Shame


Ted Cruz Booed Off Stage, and Cumberbatch Awkwardly Asked On Stage If Audience Member Could Taste His 'Yummy Deliciousness'


'Veronica Mars' Almost Went Solo & Other TV Near Misses


Taylor Swift Thinks She's a Shoshanna; Katy Perry Thinks She's a 'Regina George in Sheep's Clothing'


Seth Rogen: Ray Rice Should Be Banned For Life From The NFL


Tom Brady Outs Himself As A Whiner & Pouter Off The Field Too


Idris Elba Will Save The Internet From This Awful Week Of Jackassery


The Song the Studio Wanted for 'Wayne's World' Instead of 'Bohemian Rhapsody' Was a Big Fat No F**king Way


Obama's Tan Suit Took Over The Internet, Which Needs To Get A Grip


Joan Rivers Is In Critical Condition And LeeAnn Rimes Made A Terrible Rape Joke


Carla Gugino's Steamy ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Needs Cooling Off


Someone Is Letting Lindsay Lohan Look After Children While Michael Rooker Groots


The VMA Fashion Show Included Britney Spears & Rose McGowan (Yes, That Dress) Throwbacks


Do We Still Like Cumberbatch? You'll Like His ALS Ice Bucket Challenge


Two Semi-Beloved(?) Celebrities Couples Split, while Judi Dench and Benedict Cumberbatch Come Together


Chuck Zito Thinks War Machine Did The Right Thing By Beating His Woman


Paul Rudd's Ant-Man Looks Broody, and Ben and Jennifer's Adorable Ice Bucket Challenge


Gene Simmons Is Sorry, Not Sorry That He Told People To Kill Themselves


Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Tori Amos Understand Feminism & Preach It


Elisabeth Moss Is Just Like Us, While O.J. Simpson is Obsessed With Kim Kardashian


Goodbye, Slim: Lauren Bacall Passes Away At The Age of 89


Anna Kendrick May No Longer Be Single and Emma Stone Might Be Wearing Garters In Public


Deceased Race Driver Kevin Ward's Relative Calls Tony Stewart 'A D*ck'


Charlize Theron Will Get Your A** Banned From Her Fancy Gym


Kristen Stewart Explains Why She Doesn't Smile for Photos, and 'Outlander' Is A Feminist '50 Shades'?


Even A Drunk Chrissy Teigen Can Pitch Better Than 50 Cent, Plus New Terminator Title Is Copywriter's Worst Nightmare.


Helen Mirren's Twerking GIF Will Light Your Heart on Fire, and Jon Stewart Was A D*ck To Craig Kilborn


How Did Cosmo's Lesbian Sex Tips Work Out For Actual Lesbians?


Celebrities Cuddle With Their Younger Selves & Other Things You Can't Unsee


Joffrey Bieber Is Still F**king with Legolas, and Fox News Host Calls The Bachelorette A Slut On TV


Drew Barrymore Releases a Statement in the Wake of Her Half Sister's Unfortunate Death


The Ex-Girlfriend Of Freddie Prinze Jr. Very Professionally Calls Him a Douche, and SDCC's Women Who Kick Ass Panel


The Media Has Spoken: Jay-Z & Beyonce Will Split & He's 'Screwing' Rihanna


Susan Sarandon Stomps All Over Woody Allen & Reveals Love Affair With David Bowie


The Least Blind 'Blind Item' Ever, and the Reality of his Divorce to Paula Patton Finally Catches Up to Robin Thicke


Billy Bob Thornton Hates 'Cupcake Wars,' and What Prompted Cameron Diaz to Walk Out of a Radio Interview?


Leonardo DiCaprio Talks Sh*t About Matt Damon, Plus The Rock Inadvertently Leaks What Superhero He'll Be Playing


The Benedict Cumberbatch Wax Statue: So Hot It'll Melt Its Own Panties


Chris Evans is the New Phoebe Cates & Other Iconic Scenes for Pervs


Douchebag Jason Biggs Turns Malaysian Airlines Tragedy Into Terrible F**king Joke


Ryan Gosling Sweetly Dotes on Pregnant Eva Mendes, and Bale Turns Down 'True Detective'


The Worst TV Scene Of 2014, Plus Death to the Manic Pixie Dream Girl


Chris Pratt Cuddles With A Raccoon, and One Man's Hilarious Response After President Obama Asked Him If He Was Gay


The Class of 2032 Will Be 'Django' Heavy


Jimmy Kimmel's Wife Gives Best Twitter Advice Ever On Giving Birth After Delivering Daughter Jane Kimmel


Chris Pratt Is an Expert at French Braids, Appreciates His Wife and Might Be the Best Husband Ever


Emma Watson Gets a Face Full of Jennifer Lawrence, and a New Celeb Couple Sexually Potent Enough to Break Your Libido


Nick Cannon Guns for the Richard Pryor Biopic Lead


Where Were You When the Tragic Chris Colfer Twitter Hoax of 2014 Happened?


Shia LaBeouf Is Not in Rehab, But Robin Williams Is, and Did Beyonce Confirm Jay-Z Cheated On Her?


Kevin Smith Left the 'Star Wars VII' Set Crying, And Daniel Radcliffe Has a Dog Problem


Tilda Swinton's Cool Alien Resolve Melts In The Face Of Her Reddit AMA


Shia LaBeouf's Cabaret Meltdown Just Got Much Weirder


A Mom Was Repeatedly Called a Slut and Reduced to Tears for Breastfeeding Her Son Inside Cafe


Frances Bean Cobain Takes Lana Del Rey to Task over Her 'I Wish I Was Dead Already' Statement


Citing Regional Differences, Eliza Dushku Dumps Her Boyfriend and Returns to Basement-Happy Boston


Gary Oldman Defends Mel Gibson & Alec Baldwin's Rants: 'Political correctness is crap'


Should the Rules of Tipping Be Different For Celebrities?


Bieber May Be Making Little Biebers (Blech), Plus George Clooney's Choice for Best Man


One of Terry Richardson's Victims Brilliantly Rebuts That 'New York Magazine' Profile of a Sexual Predator


Everytime Miley Cyrus Takes a Tawdry Selfie, a Paparazzo Loses His Job


Jennifer Lawrence Will Don 1980s Garb In 'X-Men: Apocalypse'


Keira Knightley Pays Herself A $50K Annual Allowance Because She's Just Like You


Anna Kendrick Is Feeling Neglected, Plus Is Patton Oswalt The Worst (At Twitter)?


'Game of Thrones'' Melisandre Has the Perfect Response to a Teenaged Boy's Enthusiasm Over Seeing Her Boob Scene


Game of Thrones' Twisted Inside Joke, Plus the Adorable T-Shirt Brad Pitt's Kids Made For Him


Veep Finally Reveals A Very Important Detail In Its Season Finale


Lana Del Rey Wants You To Know That Your Feminism Is Goddamn Boring


Hugh Jackman Brings All the Ladies to the Yard, and Let's Admire Sansa Stark's New Dress


Jenny McCarthy Isn't Only a Dangerous Mother, She's an Unfunny Dick


Robert Pattinson May Don Indiana Jones' Fedora, and John Oliver Breaks the FCC Comments Section


Blake Lively Could Be The Next Bond Girl, and the Greatest Dick Joke in the History of TV


'Ant-Man' Circles In on a Director, and the Blogosphere Betrays Some Uncomfortable Classism


Charlize Theron Compares Press Intrusion To Rape


'Jeopardy's' Arthur Chu, of All People, Nails the Misogyny, Entitlement, and Nerd Problem with Shows like 'Big Bang Theory'


Want to Watch Johnny Depp Pull a Rabbit out of His Career Hat; How About Some Goopy Internet Etiquette?


The Most Underrated Films of the Century, Plus Someone Thought David Tennant Was Too Ugly for Public Consumption


Marvel Loses a Second Director in as Many Days, and a Misogynistic Shooting Inspires an Important Social Movement


Tori Amos Fights the Patriarchy & Sweetly Shades Miley Cyrus


It's All Fun and Games When Hugh Jackman Goes Commando, Until His Daughter Sees His Ass


Jennifer Lawrence Broke Out Her 'Rape Scream' for Alfonso Cuarón


The Agonizingly Depressing Commodification of 9/11


Jennifer Lawrence Demonstrates Her Foolproof Plan For Curing Hiccups


Bryan Cranston Finally Lifts The Lid On Godzilla's Appalling Diva Antics


Emily Blunt Took Tom Cruise to a Sex Club with Matt Damon


George R. R. Martin Still Writes Using a Word Processing Program from the 80s


Michelle Williams Broke Up with that Shaggy Hipster No One Knew She Was Dating


Where's The Craziest Place You've Done The Deed? Zoe Saldana Tops It.


Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Stop Judging Her For Judging You


Here It Is, Folks: The Best Ass In Primetime


Jon Hamm Recalls His 'Soul Crushing' Early Work in Soft Porn And His Now Famous Prom Date


Monica Lewinsky Wrote About Her Affair with President Clinton in Vanity Fair


Is It Too Early To Name The Best Sex Scene of 2014?


James Franco's Selfie Game Somehow Got Creepier Last Night


Esquire Magazine Pitches the Absolute Most Perfect Craig Ferguson Replacement Imaginable


Are Daenerys Targaryen and Jon Snow About to Form an Alliance?


Get to Know 'Star Wars' Most Unknown New Cast Member, and Why 'GoT' Viewers Got What They Deserved in This Week's Episode


Jennifer Lawrence Flips Off the Paparazzi, And In the Process, Shows Off Her New Ring


Shailene Woodley's Sunshine Vadge Is Back With War Paint & Hairy Pits


Minnie Driver Silences Twitter Naysayers with a Smokin' Nude Photo of Herself


Emma Stone Challenges Boyfriend Andrew Garfield's Sexist Remark


Laura Prepon Wants You to Know She's not Dating Tom Cruise, Scientology Is Cool and She's Not Anti-Gay


Samuel L. Jackson Popped Into A Live Reading of Tarantino's 'Hateful Eight'


Lindsay Lohan: My List Of Lovers Was One Of AA's 12 Steps


Bryan Singer and Roland Emmerich Were Throwing Gay Pride Parties in 2009


Cameron Diaz Advises Women to Have Lots of Lovers Instead of Just One (Boring) Man


US Airways Puts A Plane In A Hoo-Hah and Robert Pattinson Puts His "Plane" In Julianne Moore


Kate Upton Wishes For A Smaller Rack Every Day Of Her Life


Beyonce & Some Sketchy Photoshop Skills Begin The 'Thigh Gap' Discussion Anew


Stephen Colbert Is The New Host Of The Late Show


Julia Louis-Dreyfus Blames a Drunken Stupor for Her Nude Rolling Stone Cover


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Fred Savage is Having Trouble With Judge Reinhold's Balls


Cameron Diaz Says All Ladies Want To Get It On With Other Ladies


Gwyneth Paltrow Surfaces From 'Conscious Upcoupling' To Take On 9-5 Moms


Zac Efron Get Punched by a Homeless Man, Natalie Dormer Strips Down, and the Shuttering of an Adored Website


Skinny Dipping Jessica Paré is the Best 'Mad Men' Conspiracy Theory


Would You Let Loki In Your Asgard? Maybe You Suffer From Villain Attraction Disorder


Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Take The Cover Of Vogue, World Dies In Response


Kurt Cobain's Death Still Holds Secrets 20 Years Later


Is Jennifer Lawrence Feeding Answers to January Jones to Make Her More Likable?


Lena Dunham Thinks We Should Be Nauseated By Woody Allen, Not His Work


Jamie Alexander In a Naked-Off, And Shailene Woodley is America's Favorite Vagina Sunbathing Hippie Chick


Scarlett Johansson's Pregnancy Cleavage? Marvel: 1; DC: 0


The Reasons Why You Should Be Watching 'The Americans' Will Convince You, Comrade


40-Year-Old Cameron Diaz Would Like to Apologize to Jerkbags for Not Looking 25 Anymore


Mindy Kaling Eloquently Shuts Down BS Diversity Question: "I’m a F*cking Indian Woman Who Has Her Own F*cking Network Television Show"


Blech! Anne Hathaway and Her Husband's Filthy Public Displays of Affection Must Stop


The World Needed a Definitive Ranking of Wes Anderson Movies


Jared Leto Thinks Jennifer Lawrence's Oscars Falling Streak is 'A Bit of an Act'


Vivienne Jolie-Pitt May Be The Most Badass 5-Year-Old Ever


Chelsea Handler Explains Away Tweets: "I'm Not Racist; I Date a Lot of Black People"


Christina Hendricks Would Like To Remind You All that She Still Knows How to Wear a Goddamn Dress


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Mila Kunis Got Engaged To Ashton Kutcher: Jackie & Kelso 4Eva?


Horrible Racist White Lady Knows Exactly How 'That Black Football Player' Feels


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The Daniel Radcliffe Neckbeard Threat Level Has Just Entered DEFCON 1, COCKED PISTOL


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Jennifer Aniston Almost Starred on 'SNL' Instead of 'Friends' & Other Casting Shockers


Amy Adams, Bless Her Heart, Can't Talk about Philip Seymour Hoffman Without Choking Up


No Big Deal: Cobie Smulders and Alyson Hannigan Just Made Out on 'Inside the Actor's Studio'


Amy Adams' Magical Cleavage Gets the Nod Over Jennifer Lawrence's Excellent Manicure


Brangelina Ends Media Drought, Surfaces at BAFTAs in Matching Tuxedos


Sports Illustrated: Swim's 50th Anniversary Cover Promotes a Sweet Rear View


Kate Mara Slums Around Her House in High Heels and Lingerie, Just Like the Rest of Us


Stephanie Seymour Got "Creative" with Her Sons and It's Making Me Really Uncomfortable


Dear Celebrities: Before Tweeting about Woody Allen, Put Down Your Keyboard and Step Away from the F**king Computer


Shia LaBeouf Begs for Attention Even Though He's Clearly Not a Celebrity


Leonard Nimoy Reveals COPD Diagnosis, Urges Fans to Stop Smoking


Now Miley Is Showing Her Boobs to the Germans, Plus Lex Luthor Spoilers


One of the Most Hilarious Sh*t Poor Stories of My Youth, and the Fascinating Process Involved in Plasma Donation


Ted Danson Talks the Perils of Getting High and Doing Shrooms with Woody Harrelson


Julia Roberts Trumps All the Lannisters, Mounts Idris Elba's Iron Throne on the Cover of 'Vanity Fair'


Benedict Cumberbatch Will Tell You How To Get To Sesame Street


Don't Laugh Now: Miley Cyrus Doles Out Sage Advice to Justin Bieber


Today I Learned that Unmarried Poor Women Should Stop Having Sex, and That HBO Needs More Erect Penises


On the Cover of the Rolling Stone: Pope Francis Hits the Big Time


Gawker's Response To Tarantino's Lawsuit Is Basically "Oh No You Didn't" And A Few Feeble Air Snaps


Beyonce Shook Her Thang & Willie Nelson Got Baked at the Grammys


Jonah Hill Talks About the Time Joe Pesci Got a Little Too Up Close & Personal


GQ's Photoshoot with Keri Russell Makes Me Rue the Day that Son of a Bitch Reagan Ended the Cold War


Thanks a Lot, D*ckweed. Depressed Over Script Leak, Tarantino Shelves His Next Film


Katy Perry's GQ Spread Was Unusually Classy Until Her Crotch Sprouted A Fire Hose


Jennifer Lawrence & Lupita Nyong'o Held a Cool-Off Contest at the SAGs


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Because She Wasn't Nerdy-Sexy Enough Already, Gillian Anderson Will Pen a Science Fiction Book Series


It's Official. Loki's Crashing The Superbowl.


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Why the Golden Globes are the Greatest Award Ceremony of All Time (*Kanye shrug*)


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Cameron Diaz Urges Women To Keep Their Vaginas Fully Dressed


Lena Dunham Says Her Feminism Remains Intact Despite Dodgy Terry Richardson Connection


Jennifer Lawrence Will Take Over The World, Plus Kate Upton Jogs In A Bikini


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Miley Cyrus Did Something Again: Boobs


Former Tom Cruise Publicist Speaks & the Couch Jumping Makes Total Sense Now


'SNL' Recently Held Secret Auditions for Black Female Cast Members, Who Definitely Will Not Be Allowed to Play Santa


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Pack It Up, President Obama Took A Selfie At Nelson Mandela's Funeral


Fit Mom Maria Kang Might Do Well to Refer to the List of Questions One Should 'Never Ask a Fat Girl'


Is This The Era of a Kinder, Gentler Christian Bale? Say It Ain't So


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Have You Started To Suspect That Jennifer Lawrence Might Be Katniss-ing Us All?


The 2013 Kardashian Khristmas Kard (See Inside) Really Brings the Krap


Say It Isn't So! Tom Cruise Wooing Laura Prepon as Possible Wife Number Four


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Jennifer Lawrence Hates Girl-On-Girl Hate, Plus Justin Bieber (Finally) Jumps off a Cliff


Who Has The Healthiest Relationship On TV?


Pardon Me, 'People', Is That the Sexiest Man You Can Do?


You Think Everything Daniel Day-Lewis Makes Is Genius? Meet His Charmingly Homophobic Rap Artist Son.


Angelina Jolie's Speech at the Governors Awards Will Make You Cry, Plus More JLaw Sideboob


Miley Classes Up a Joint, Cruise Gets Crazier & Dinovember Puts Us All to Shame


Rape Victim Could Have 'Closed Legs', Says Lawyer, Plus Parents Have Found Yet Another Way to Be Insufferable


Fret Not Kittens, Laura Prepon Will Be Around the Old Cellblock a Few More Episodes


Jennifer Lawrence Thinks You're Going To Get Sick Of Her. Not Likely.


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Tom Cruise is Bringing Crazy Back (Again), Plus Thoreal is Worth It


Joss Whedon Says He Is Done with Feminists


Should Gender Equality Play a Part in Movie Ratings?


Oh Dear God, Is J.J. Abrams Letting Internet Nerdom Write The New 'Star Wars'?


Courtney Stodden, 19, & Doug Hutcherson, 51, End Their Creepy Marriage: Love is Dead


Michael Fassbender is Tired of Your Sexual Harassment, Ladies & Gents


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Skip Out on That Lame Costume Party with This Cat-Piloted Decoy Chewbacca


Martin Freeman Adorably Loses It On The Set Of 'The Hobbit'


Halloween Brings Out the Racist in All Of Us, and Katy Perry Ironically Slams the Use of Sexuality to Sell Music


Kristen Stewart vs. Jennifer Lawrence: Almost Unfair To Compare?


Has Gawker Become the Hipster Professional's Premiere Destination for Horrifying, Fear-Mongering Local News?


Was Sean Penn Completely Sh*tfaced When He Shared His Creepyweird Fantasy of Picking Julia Roberts' Teeth?


Even Peter Jackson Admits He's Tired Of That Bloated Carcass 'The Hobbit'


Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellen Are the Internet's Immortal Spirit Animals


Melissa McCarthy Wore a Coat On Her Elle Cover & It's a Scandal


This Insanely Fit Mother of Three Wants to Know What Your Excuse Is For Being a Slovenly, Obese Couch Blob


Dodgers Fans Go Nuts for Bryan Cranston After Booing Tom Cruise


Which Slender, Endearing Brunette Would You Rather Have As Ant-Man? Paul Rudd Or JGL?


Miley Cyrus Is Racist: In Retrospect, Not So Surprising?


Hot Chick With A Douchebag: Kate Upton's Idiot Boyfriend Told Her To Lose Weight


If a Woman Can't Escape Judgement for Dressing as a Slutty Mouse On Halloween, We Have Failed as a Society


Colbert Lambasts Thanksgivikah, Attempts to Draw a Hand Menorah


John Boehner, Douchelord Extraordinaire, Exits A Government Shutdown Interview Whistling


Scarlett Johansson Named 'Sexiest Woman Alive' By Esquire: Good Call?


Allow Britney Spears An Unscripted Interview & Much Becomes Clear


The Always Lady-like Jennifer Lawrence Expresses Her Opinion on Dieting: 'Go F**k Yourself'


Jay Z Addresses Pillowgate, Ignores Auntie Goop's Advice


Scarlett Johansson Didn't Do Half The Math Section On Her SAT?! That Was A F*cking Option?!?


Katy Perry Throws Russell Brand Into The Thames River Again: Enough Already?


Miley Cyrus Calls Herself A 'Creepy, Sexy Baby': Is This Sh-t For Real?


Blake Shelton, 'Vulgar Adulterer Hated By God,' Mouths Off to Those Westboro Baptist Church 'Dipsh*ts'


Joss Whedon: 'No' To More 'Buffy,' But Maybe to a Tasty Boba Fett Flick, Plus Megan Mullally's Thoughts on Nick Offerman's Man Parts


Bryan Cranston Read His Favorite Erotic Fan Letter When 'Breaking Bad' Took Over Conan Last Night


Douchebag Piers Morgan Taunts Jon Stewart After Emmy Loss (Plus, Miley Cyrus Invests in Black Nipple Pasties)


James Franco Staged His Own Fake-Gay Paparazzi Pics: Awesome?


Maggie from 'The Walking Dead' Does Maxim, America Goes to their Bunks


More On 'Ozymandias,' The Flowery Scent of Girl Poops, and Allison Janney Is the Internet's Spirit Animal


Wait, That's Not Idris Elba: New Top Choice for James Bond Wears the Hell Out of a Hobo Beard


Now We Know How Awesome It Would Have Been to Be on the Set of 'Breaking Bad' While They Were Filming 'Ozymandias'


Joseph Gordon Levitt Won't Dignify Those Gay Rumors With A Response, Snuggles Kitten Instead


When the Trade News Pubs Refer to You as Unpleasant, Difficult, Entitled, and Ungrateful, You May Have an Image Problem


Courtney Love Thinks Miley Cyrus Is a F---ed Up, Hillbilly Punk Rocker, and '50 Shades' Laughable Sperm Scene


This Super Gay Poster Of Thor And Loki Will Make You Wish Natalie Portman Didn't Exist


Hell Hath No Fury Like Gwyneth Paltrow After Her Kids Eat McDonalds


In A Battle Of The Pop Stars, Whose Promo Image Wins: Miley Cyrus or Katy Perry?


The Love Interest for Zack Snyder's Batman Will Be "Tall and Possess Physicality." We Have a Suggestion.


Ryan Gosling and Shailene Woodley, Among Others, Turned Down the Leads in "50 Shades of Gray" Because OF REASONS SHUT UP


"Vanity Fair" Chose That Girl Who Looks Good Eating A Burger To Commemorate Their 100th Birthday


Is It Really Surprising When Robin "Blurred Lines" Thicke Gets Busted Groping A Fan?


Sleazy Warner Brothers Employees Get Caught With their Hands in Forbidden Internet Jars


Hiss! Spit! Hooray! Yes! Are These the 50 Funniest Movies of All Time?


"X-Files" Creator Chris Carter Is Launching A New Show. Scully And Mulder Or GTFO.


Deeply Disturbed Miley Cyrus' VMA Performance Was "Disgusting and Embarrassing," So Says Uptight MSNBC News Lady


MTV VMA Awards Will Never Be Able To Top Britney With A Snake, Plus A Thorgi!


Watching Simon Pegg Rip The Phantom Menace To Shreds Will Give You Nerd Tingles All The Way Down To Your Toes


Peggy Carter Whoops Some Ass And Looks Good Doing It, Console Wars Heat Up, And, Uh, One Direction Something Something


Life After Jon Stewart, Maps, Librarians, Gorillas Proposing to Giraffes, and Kangaroo Pornography


Michelle Obama Likens Herself To A Single Mother & All Hell Breaks Loose


Aaron Taylor-Johnson Wants You To Stop Whining About His Much Older Wife


Miley Cyrus' Next-Level Sleaze Porn Has Been Brought to You By Terry Richardson


When Robert Downey, Jr. Is Finished with the Iron Man Suit, Mark Wahlberg Would Like to See How It Fits


Let's Make Christina Hendricks' Dream of Wearing Pelts and Horns and Riding Around on Horseback a Reality


Here's Jennifer Lawrence with Puppies, Because That's The Way Internet God Intended It, OK?


Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters Review: A Big Splash


Miley Cyrus & Terry Richardson Do “Rebellious” Couture: Do They Pull It Off?


Lady Gaga Really Should Take Lessons in Weirdness from Tilda Swinton


Hey Ladies: Tom Hiddleston Wants to Eat Your Cookie


Neil Gaiman Reveals That One Black Actor Has Turned Down the Doctor Who Role


Blame It On Franco: Why Must They All Consider Themselves "Artists"?


Katy Perry Never Farts In Front Of Romantic Interests: Do You?


Hey Wealthy Filmmakers: Having Your Rich Celebrity Friends Defend Your Kickstarter ISN'T HELPING


Hey, Guess What, Delightfully Geeky SEO? BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH!


You See, Gwyneth? People Don't Like You Because You Keep Saying Stupid Sh** Like This


You Need More Reasons To Love Jennifer Lawrence, Right? (Here Are 20 Of Them)


Even Page Six Is Telling Anthony Weiner "It's Time To Pull Out" (Plus Bonus Bill Murray)


Benedict Cumberbatch Married Two Gay Men over the Weekend. What Do You Say to That, Rick Santorum?


A Moment of Silence As Kate Middleton Angrily Crosses "Carlos Danger" Off Her Baby Name List


Cate Blanchett Will Eat Your Face


This Post Does Not Contain A Shirtless Photo Of Geraldo Rivera


Introducing the Star of Taylor Swift's Next Album ... Matthew Gray Gubler?


Jason Sudeikis Discovers Greatest Weight Loss Secret Ever: Marathon Bang Sessions with Olivia Wilde


Don't Make Nancy Drew Angry. You Wouldn't Like Her When She's Angry.


About the Time Bryan Cranston Called the Police to Prevent Himself From Murdering His Girlfriend


Tom Hiddleston Wears the Most Nerdy T-Shirt Ever, Plus a Truly Heartwarming Tale of a Sick Child & Pizza


Amanda Seyfried's Vagina Is Like Toucan Sam's Nose: It Always Knows


You'd Think a Puppy Licking King Joffrey Would Humanize Him. Nope: Just Makes Us Dislike the Puppy


Olivia Munn Continues to Make It Very Difficult for Us to Dislike Her


"Game of Thrones" Sophie Turner and Maisie Williams Must Have the BEST Sleep Overs


George Clooney & Stacey Keibler Broke Up: When's the Next Round of Auditions?


Henry Cavill & Kaley Cuoco Prove Their Love: Why Are They Trying So Hard?


Our Dreams of Marrying Captain Jack Harkness Die (But They'll Resurrect, I'm Sure)


We Live In a Country Where Cops Could Shoot a Dog Four Times And Russell Brand Is a Voice of Reason


Alec Baldwin Expresses Regret For His Homophobic Rant: Should We Forgive Him?


Val Kilmer & His Genius Plan To Bang Natalie Portman, Plus Al Pacino & Siri In A Bathroom


Ellen Page Says Feminist Porn is Crucial, While Garfunkel & Oates Will Let You #%@# Them In the A$$ Because They Love Jesus


Gwyneth Paltrow Is a Sex Addiction Cure-all, and Nancy Pelosi Delivers the Perfect Response to Michelle Bachman on Gay Marriage


Critics (Incorrectly) Rank the 10 Best Movies of 2013 So Far


Jim Carrey Regrets Earning Millions From Kick-Ass 2, Much To Producers' Delight


Bradley Cooper Voted "Best Hair" & George Lucas Thinks Movie Tickets Should Be $100


Incontrovertible Evidence that No One Is Better at Twitter than Patrick Stewart


The Internet Remembers James Gandolfini


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Turns Out, Not Everyone Thinks Angelina Jolie's Double Mastectomy Was All That Courageous


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Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her New Gold Tooth & Grill, Plus Too Many Macbeths


When It Comes to Financial Decisions and Health Care, Men's Brains Are Just Better. Am I Right, Ladies?


Gwyneth Paltrow is Hiding Something. We're on the Case


Ladies Be Mad Horny, Y'all, and Shia Labeouf Is Some Kind of Freakish Predictive Genius


Charming Potato Feeds Puppies Cereal, Plus the Most Revolting Thing You'll See All Day


Examining Man of Steel’s Judicious Lack Of Underwear, Plus ASkars Goes Down For The Count


Some Useless Marzipan Dildo Had the Audacity to to Slut-Shame Kate Winslet


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Who Knew Cersei Had A Moon and Stars Or That Cronuts Were A Thing?


Michael Douglas Says Cunninglingis Caused His Throat Cancer, Plus Interspecies Marriage


"Justified" Lovers, Now You Can Have Raylan's Hat; Plus Spelling Bee Trauma


Patrick Stewart's First Ever Slice of Pizza is the New Start We All Need


David Tennant Gleefully Performing "I Would Walk (500 Miles)" with the Cast and Crew of "Doctor Who" Is My Spirit Animal


The Only One “Arrested Development” Link Edition of Pajiba Love


Frances Bean Cobain Takes On A Kardashian ... And Loses? Plus Chris Hemsworth Loses The Hot


Never in a Million Years Will You Guess Who This Unrecognizable (and Beloved) Actor Is Without Looking?


Helen Mirren Will Warm Your Heart, Add Two Lumps of Sugar and a Spot of the Milk of Your Own Happy Tears


Jennifer Lawrence Gets Her Hairs Cut, Wears Pink Heels, Internet Loses Its Damn Mind


Beyonce Laughs At The "Low Life People" Who Criticize Her, Plus Cheeky Billboard Fashion


Reese Witherspoon & Jim Toth Still Boozing It Up, Plus A "Sexy" Nymphomaniac Image


We Have a Winner! Chris Hemsworth Is the Father of the All Time Cutest Celebrity Baby


Christina Hendricks Loves Her Husband Too Much to Slum It Around the House In Her Sweatpants


You Know Who Else Is Awesome? Brad Pitt. Plus, Skyler White Haters Step to the Left. No, Wait! Come Back


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The Return Of Jack Bauer, Plus 1 World Trade Center Finally Rises From The Ashes


"Kristen Stewart Looks Like an Alien from the Planet Ugly F**king Pajamas"


Nancy Grace Shares Her Camera Space With No One. NO ONE!


Anne Hathaway Changed Her Hair Color, But James Franco Is Still the Same Old Douchebag


Benedict Cumberbatch Blushes While Confronting The Truth, Plus A Mystery Model


Let Us All Hope For Wino Forever, Plus Kevin Spacey Gives The Best Photobombs


Leslie Knope Bids Us Adieu Tonight, Let's Hope Not For the Last Time


Lindsay Lohan Blogging From Rehab Will, In Fact, Be the Best, Most "Adequite" Thing That Ever Happened to Me


Brad Pitt Covers "Vanity Fair" And, Forgive Me, But This Is Some Benjamin Buttons Sh*t


Good Lord, People: We May Soon Be Witness to the Silliest Looking Comic-Book Movie Super Villian Yet


Leading Men Age But Their Leading Ladies Stay The Same, Plus Alec Baldwin's Head Explodes


Congratulations, Big-Time "Movie Producer": You Just Donated to Zach Braff's Kickstarter and Now Your Kid's Gonna Starve


Gwyneth Paltrow Named the Most Beautiful Woman in the World, But Tilda Swinton is the Most Flawless


Alison Haislip Will C*nt Punt Her Way Into Your Heart


I Bet Alison Brie Wants to Go to a Rolling Stones Concert


Jennifer Lawrence Is One Of TIME's Most Influential & Don Cheadle Packs Some Serious Heat


Stop Saying that Gwyneth Paltrow Is the Most Hated Celebrity on the Planet


Rosario Dawson Goes Pantsless, Just as New Hampshire Politicians Had Intended


"There's a Light in the Darkness of Everybody's Life"


Alison Brie, Magic, and The Miz: Just Another Weird-Ass Day on the Internet


Kim Kardashian Spawns Feminist Controversy, Robert Downey Jr. Makes It All Better By Sporting Lederhosen


Where Else Would You Go For History Lessons, Lightsabers, and 2Pac?


America's Finest Political Mind, Dionne from "Clueless," Has Opinions


A Pajiba Love with That Extra Special Ingredient


“The Best of Jessica Pare on ‘Mad Men?’” That May Be Redundant, But Who’s Complaining?


Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob & The Botox-Ridden Love That Will Never Die, Plus Prince William Rejected By A Little Heroine


The Impossibly Sexy Elisabeth Moss Plays F***, Marry, Kill with the Men of Sterling Cooper


McAvoy Talks Pubic Hair, A Scientist Talks Duck Genitalia, and No, Bieber Shouldn't Have a Pet Monkey


Neanderthal Ryan Gosling Freaks the Hell Out After Someone "Hey Babys" His Girlfriend


Pajiba Love’s Outside Is Catching Up With Its Inside


You Better Click On Today's Pajiba Love Unless You Want End Up In The... DANGER ZONE


Does Kirsten Dunst Have No Friends To Tell Her She Looks Like A Drowned Heroin Rat?


If You're Not Showing Support for Marriage Equality on Facebook, You're Apparently a Terrible Human Being


Please Don't Forget To Install the Vagina Gate. It's For Your Own Safety


Justin Timberlake and a Giant C*ck? …Oh. Wait. No. A Giant Croc. ‘Cause Yeah, That Makes Much More Sense


Pajiba Love: You Murdered My Vagina Edition


Are You Tired Of This Face? Ryan Gosling Thinks You Are And That Maybe We Should Take A Break


That Weasel Pete Campbell Is Marrying Sweet Little Rory Gilmore In Real Life


Anna Kendrick Takes Internet Nerdom with Fire and Snuggies


Video Games, Lube, and Bikini Models: Pajiba Love Knows What You Need


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Lena Dunham Knows She Probably Wouldn't Enjoy Pi(e) Day As Much If She Had To Maintain A Victoria's Secret Model's Figure


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I Think Ian Somerholder Is About To Eat Grumpy Cat


Parents Are Terrible, Elizabeth Hasslebeck Is Worse, And Sofia Vergara Will Bring Guns To A Knife Fight


The (Lame) Jennifer Lawrence Backlash Begins, Plus Plenty Of Shirtless Males (Good & Bad)


Oopsie! January Jones Went to a Party and Left with Someone Else's Fiancé


Don't Worry, We'll Get to the New Catching Fire Portraits. But First Let's Discuss Oprah's "Tig Ol' Bitties"


Even the Luminous, Charming Mila Kunis Is No Match for That Sexpot Judi Dench


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Sam Raimi Has Done Some Great And Powerful Things In His Career. This Mila Kunis Sh*tshow Isn't One Of Them.


Why We Love Jennifer Lawrence and Loathe Anne Hathaway


Charlize Theron is a Real Ballerina and a Real Hero


The Therapeutic Anger Edition of Pajiba Love


Justin Timberlake Will Get His SNL Five-peat While Josh Brolin And Diane Lane Admit Defeat.


Is Alison Brie's Adorably Spastic Return to Rap Enough to Make You Stick With Community?


Anne Hathaway's Repulsed Grimace Simply a Reaction to Hearing Russell Crowe Would Sing at the Oscars


On Jessica Simpson's Many Enviable Qualities


NBC Finally Realizes It's Made a Huge Mistake


The Sky Is Falling, But Don't Panic: Just Stare Into the Eyes of The Dinklage


She Will Take What is Hers With Fire and Lingerie


Have You Ever Been in a Turkish Prison?


Happy Fat Tuesday, My Little Babe-raham Lincolns


A Convenient Excuse To Post A Pic Of Kate Upton? THE HELL YOU SAY. There's Also Math And Art And Stuff!


Nelson Mandela's Grandkids Will Crush His Legacy With A Reality Show, But At Least Scientology's Going Down


Kate Winslet Wearing Geeky Glasses Has Me Singing "Wonder Whoa-man!"


Say Goodbye to THESE, Michael... and Say Hello to Some New Kickstarter Campaigns!


Even Someone as Brain Meltingly Hot as Idris Elba Feels Ugly Sometimes


The Two Super Bowl GIFs That Summarized Everything We Love and Hate About Beyoncé


In The Battle Between Nicholas Hoult And Eddie Redmayne, Everybody Wins


New Star Trek Footage Definitely Puts The "Oooo" In Uhura


Jennifer Lawrence's Parents Are A Little Bit Tipsy, A Little Bit Embarrassing, And a Whole Lot of Charming


Beyonce is Going to Have Pay Her Own Super Bowl Bills, Bills, Bills


Boobs! It's The All-T*ts Edition of Pajiba Love!


Kristen Bell Doesn't Feel The Need To Prove Her Womanhood To You, Warren.


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Dawson's Sitcom Was Cancelled. Don't Worry, The Internet Is Prepared For This Eventuality.


To Be Fair, This is Probably the Most Inauguration Appropriate Outfit Katy Perry Owns


Emma Stone One Step Closer to World Domination; World Pretty OK With This


I Bet Lance Armstrong Has Two Testicles, Too


Megan Fox, Whose Brow Is Like An "Elaborately Camouflaged Butterfly," Is Obviously Prettier Than "Perfectly Plain" Amy Adams


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While You Were Campaigning for an Oprah Interview About Your Use Of Performance Enhancing Cake


Tina Fey And Amy Poehler: Just When You Think You Know How Awesome They Are, The Bar Gets Raised


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Ryan Gosling Smokes the Competition in a Game of "Would You Rather" at the Gangster Squad Premiere


Pajiba Love: The Next Generation: Lena Dunham Will Change the Way You Think About Dental Hygiene


Donald Glover Is Here To Melt Your "Girls" Hating Heart.


About That Time Jennifer Lawrence Almost Shot Some Guys In The Ass With Her Bow And Arrow


Amy Poehler And Tina Fey Continue To Make You Jealous Of Their Friendship


Alison Brie As Captain America? That's Actually Hilarious.


Look! Tom Hiddleston Got You "Buckets Of Love" For Christmas! Just What You Wanted!


Someone On The Internet Dares Question The Validity Of Ryan Gosling's Abs


A Velvet-Draped & Bewigged Carell and Buscemi Are Here To Magic Your Pants Off


Charming Potato Rolls His Way Onto The 20 Biggest Internet Crushes Of 2012 List


Get Your Holiday Jollies With Anne Hathaway and Samuel L. Jackson's "Sad-Off Showdown"


Alison Brie Freestyle Raps With Danny Pudi, Sadly Not In Spanish Or All That Well


I Pajiba Love You All: An Open Thread About This Morning's Atrocities Right After These Comforting Images


Peekaboo, B*tches. In Response To Fashion Criticism, Anne Hathaway Eschews Pants Altogether


Ian McKellen Has Cancer, You Say? Well F*ck You Too, Universe.


Maybe That Monkey Was Looking For A Wedding Gift For Some Newlyweds In Washington


Pan's Labyrinth Musical In The Works. Look! Someone's Already Practicing Their Jazz Hands!


Hugh Jackman Gives Amanda Seyfried A Birthday Lap Dance. Well, Wouldn't You?


In An Unexpected Coup, Mariah Carey Comes Out Of Left Field To Win Christmas


Pajiba Love After Dark: Ashley Judd Wants To Run For Senator Edition


I Doubt Your Fantasies About Summer Glau As An Elf Were Ever This Wholesome


And That Will Bring Us Back To D'oh. Country Music Barbie To Play Maria Von Trapp.


Look Which Dreamy Eyed Douchebag The Halfwits At "Entertainment Weekly" Chose As Best TV Actor Of The Year


Ben Affleck Named Entertainer Of The Year!? Joss Whedon Would Like To Have A Word.


In The First Images From Catching Fire Jennifer Lawrence Shows Off Her Best "Peeta, Please" Look


Right Now, This Little Guy Is Making You Better At Your Job


Lizzy Caplan Smuts Up My Childhood. Somehow I'm Okay With It.


All But One Of The Fab Five Flipped Over A Trip To The White House


Summer Glau Is Here To Kiss Your Twinkie Pain Away


Drown Your Sorrows In Film's 100 Most Depressing Death Scenes


Oh Sh*t, Anne Hathaway Has Tapped Into Her Inner Toreador


Scarlett Johansson's New Look Is What I Like to Call "Sexy Stepford Superhero"


Happy Birthday Ryan Gosling! You May Be Getting Older, But You'll Always Be Our Baby Goose


Who's Got Two Thumbs, No Shirt And Is Angling For An Academy Award? This Guy.


Jennifer Lawrence Dares America to Call Her Fat One More Time. ONE MORE TIME


People I Hate Really Need To Stop Doing Cute Things. You Hear Me, Megan Fox?!


If You Vote, Alison Brie Will, I Promise,* Snuggle You Like This Kitten


Katy Perry Comes Out Of Left Field To Unexpectedly Win Halloween


Ryan Gosling And Michael Fassbender Did Charity Work Together On Halloween. Your Move, Other Dudes.


Jeremy Renner To Try His Hand (And Veiny Forearms) At Comedy


Brace Yourself, Internet, Alison Brie Gifs "Community" Officially Returns To NBC In February


Hatten Down Your (Cumber)Batches: Giant Winds In The East And A Giants Win In The West


That Time Matt Damon Was Just The Icing On The Tom Hanks Cake


Next Season's "Mad Men" Has Shirtless Jon Hamm. Sucks To Be You, Dish Subscribers.


The Dapper Dudes Of The New Bond Flick Have A Tux-Off. Oh, Ralph Fiennes, I Think We Have A Loser.


Justin Timberlake: Ruining Your Wedding Plans Since 2012


How Much Would You Pay To Be Besties With Tina Fey And Amy Poehler For A Night?


These Kanye West/Wes Anderson Mash-Ups Are The Best Thing You'll See All Day


Oh, Timothy Olyphant, If I Were Running The World You'd Be Able To Buy And Sell The Likes Of Ashton Kutcher


Hugh Jackman Does Gangnam Style With Wolverine Claws, Tears The Internet To Shreds


Crank Up The Nine Inch Nails, Scarlett Johansson Slithers Into A 90s Goth Look


One Loud Leap For Mankind


The Best Photo Of Natalie Portman, Michael Fassbender And A Lizard Dude You'll See Today


It's A Pity Esquire Didn't Ask Me To Vote On Sexiest Woman Alive Because Screw Mila Kunis, That's Why


All Those Terrible Things You've Been Thinking About Kristen Stewart? She's Went Ahead And Said Them.


Is Sarah Palin Angling For A Guest Spot On "Sons Of Anarchy"?


How Much Would You Pay To Get Khal Drogo In Your Pants?


"Community" Tries To Fill The Dan Harmon Sized Hole With Mustaches. It's...Working.


Sure There Was A Presidential Debate Last Night But, In More Important News, Cameron Diaz Bent Over


The New Movie 43 Trailer Will Give You An Excuse To Wash Kate Winslet's Mouth Out With Soap


Which Child Actor Of The 90s Has Had The Most Successful Transition To Adult Star?


No-Brainer Poll Of The Day: Would You Rather Jon Hamm's Cowboy Or Johnny Depp's Indian?


Tina Fey Poses As Audrey Hepburn, Destroys The Fantasy That She Might Be In Your League


Those May Not Have Been Bowie's Balls In Labyrinth, But Never Doubt The Authenticity Of The Package


On The Bright Side, Guess Which Awesome Music Video Vixen Is Cumbering Sherlock's Batch?


Guess Which Hollywood Hack Is Putting His Hands All Over The Khaleesi's Dragons


Want An Even Better Pair Of Twins? Check Out Today's Links


Get Your Wallets Out, Now You Can Buy Your Way Into The Middle Of This Hemsworth/Hiddleston Sandwich


If You've Never Found Rashida Jones to Be Ungodly Sexy, You Will Now


I Think We Figured Out A Way To Bring Sexy Back To The Oscars


Which Hollywood Actor or Actress Has The Best Natural B*tchface?


Hollywood's Sweetest Couple Are Here To Snap Your Heartstrings In Two


Oh, Sh*t, They Tarred and Feathered Jennifer Lawrence!


Redheads Are Becoming Extinct? Not While They Look Like This They Aren't.


Who's Got The Most Punchable Face In Showbiz? I Bet You're Ready With Your Response...And Your Fist.


Stripping Off The Beards And Leather: 20 Things You Didn't Know About The Cast Of "Sons Of Anarchy"


Cat Fight!! Maggie Smith Eviscerates Shirley MacLaine, Dowager Countess-Style


"Community" Season Premiere Takes On The Hunger Games


How One Man Succinctly, Hilariously, and Mind-Blowingly Illustrated the Difference between the 99% and 1%


The World Hasn't Seen A Hacker This Smoking Hot Since Angelina Jolie


Adrien Brody Is Here To Kill Your Crush On...Adrien Brody


Ugh, Enough With The Think Pieces...Which "Community" Actor Would You Rather Invite Into Your Blanket Pillow Fort?


What's Your Best Celebrity Anagram? Can You Top The Simple Beauty Of "Dr. Sunken Tits?"


First Person To Identify This Celebrity Wins A Frozen Yogurt...Or Perhaps A Whole Meal Of Food


Kimmel on Jay Leno: "F*ck Him"


Which Of These Geek Goddesses Would You Pick To Put The Ginger In Your Ale?


Find Out What Kind Of Scarf-Porn Related Antics Cumberbatch and Company Will Get Up To In Season Three Of "Sherlock"


Think Nicole Kidman Is Too Old and Icy To Be Attractive? Her Scantily Clad Bum Begs To Differ


Leg Enthusiasts Of The World, Rejoice! Amy Pond Gets Her Own Spin-Off


First Look Of James Marsden As JFK Will Knock Your Pill Box Off


Which Ass-Kicking Babe Would Top Your List For The Planned All-Female Expendables?


New "Game Of Thrones" Casting News Will Blow Your Helm Off


Aw, Remember The Good Old Days When Jennifer Lawrence Used To Pose In Just The Red Swimsuit?


Michelle Rodriguez Pours Herself Into A Dress And Inspires The Russian Headline "Homina Homina Homina"


Did ScarJo Turn In The Sexiest Performance Of The Year? God Help Me, I Think She Did.


Plenty Of You Lined Up To See Jeremy Renner Forearm Porn This Weekend, But Is Bourne His Best Role?


Jennifer Lawrence Is Already Lobbying For A Golden Globe...Hard


Do You Believe Mulder and Scully Are Boning For Reals? I WANT TO BELIEVE!


Misleading Headline Of The Day: Uma Thurman Snuggles A Topless Lucy Liu


Lock Your Cubicle Door For The 10 Sexiest Films Ever Made


Celebrate The Mars Landing With A Dumb Natalie Portman "Heavenly Body" Joke


Would You Give Up Meat For A Crack At One Of These Delectable Hollywood Vegans?


Your Daily Dose Of Schadenfreude: Russell Brand Narrowly Escapes Death


If I Just Start Throwing Money At My Monitor Will They Make This Movie?


Who Should Play He-Man? I've Got Your Left Field Candidate Right Here.


Peter Jackson Confirms 3rd Hobbit, Will Spend Half His Budget Getting Liv Tyler Into Fighting Elf Shape


Tom Hardy Raps With His Baby. Ovary Explosion, Aisle 1.


The Dark Knight Rises Is A "Conservative Classic?" Uh, Someone Tell Anne Hathaway's Costume.


Is Nothing In This World Sacred!? Processing The Split Of Hollywood's Least Convincing Couple.


David Beckham Is Here To Crumple Your Cynicism Into A Ball And Punt It Across The Goal Line


Vulture Struggles To Define The Most "Valuable" Hollywood Star, Forgets To Include A Bangable Category


The Women of "Downton Abbey" Get The Tim Burton Zombie-Clown Treatment


Which Batman Villain Did Christopher Nolan Miss Out On? I've Got Two Words For You.


Two Geek Gods Meet At Comic-Con. Mind If I Squeeze In The Middle And Just...Wriggle Around A Little?


Louis CK Swears He Didn't Mean To Endorse Rape Jokes. So We Good Here?


Vogue Puts Wizened Crone Marion Cotillard On The Cover Of Their "Aging" Issue


The New "Community" Blooper Reel Has Extra Shirtless McHale Footage? Oh Yes Please!


Christina Hendricks Brings New Meaning To "Top Shelf"


Bourne Legacy, If Any Of Your Shaky Cam Shenanigans Obscure My View Of Rachel Weisz, There Will Be Hell To Pay


In Honor Of Comic-Con We Present Pajiba's Favorite Geek Couple


As If Hot Men Slathered In Oil Wasn't Reason Enough To Watch "Sons Of Anarchy"


Take Kate Beckinsale's Underworld Outfit, Add A Few Zombie Bites And You've Got Milla's New Resident Evil Look


New Photos Reveal That Lindsay Lohan Is Campaigning Hard For A "Walking Dead" Cameo


New Photos From The Hobbit Prove It's Not Too Late To Vote A Dwarf Into Your Pajiba 10


You Guys, What If Joey Potter Ends Up Single-Handedly Bringing Down Scientology?


The Real Housewives Of Westeros? Finally, A Reality TV Show I'd Watch


Emma Stone And The New Spider-Man Crack Open Your Heart, Pour A Little Sunshine In


Filthy Dirty Greasy Chris Hemsworth Would Like to Have a Beer with You. In Your Bunk.


Amy Poehler And Will Arnett Reclaim The Title Of World's Most Adorable Couple


I Totally Would've Voted for Meryl Streep as Prom Queen of My High School and My Heart


Why, As I Live and Breathe, Is That Liz Taylor Herself or a Puffy, Cracked Out Clone?


Feel Sorry For Sorkin After His New Show Got Panned? You Won't When You Get A Look At His New Lady


Everyone Knows all the Stereotypes About Gingers Are Untrue, Except for the Fact that They Have No Souls


Terry Richardson Gets His Greasy Mitts All Over America's Favorite Swimsuit Model


I Thought Shia LaBeouf's Droopy Dangler Was the Most Traumatic Thing On the Internet Today, Then I Heard Ron Swanson Sing


Happy Friday, Everyone. I'll Be In My Bunk.


Have A Drink. Heck, Have A Pair. It's National Bourbon Day.


What If, And I'm Just Spitballing Here, But What If Prometheus Just Didn't Make Any F---ing Sense?


Felicia Day As Lara Croft Is Just The Internet's Way Of Saying "I Love You."


If You Didn't Like Prometheus, Don't Blame Damon Lindelof, Says Damon Lindelof


Who Fills Out A Clingy Action Suit Better Than Anne Hathaway? Idris Elba That's Who.


Stephen Colbert Attacks America's Most Likable Gay Person


Ryan Seacrest and Julianna Hough's Relationship Is So Life-Like that It's Hard to Believe They Were Built in a Lab


Kate Winslet Is "Grateful For Her Buttocks." So Are We, Kate. So Are We.


There's More than One Way to Skin a Dead Cat ... Or Just Turn the Damn Thing Into a Helicopter


Does Tilda Swinton Have New Competition for the Title of the Most Heebily Jeebily Attractive Woman in Hollywood?


Joseph Gordon-Levitt Recites A "Tasteful Poem About Cunnilingus" ...Pun Intended


Is Anne Hathaway the Alison Brie of The Dark Knight Rises?


Gillian Jacobs Puts The "Umm" In "Summer Camp" With This Flirtatious Campaign For Esquire


Brace Yourself Internet, Alison Brie Talks About Being Naked...Again


Are These the Only 8 Shows on Network Television Worth a Damn?


Dear Kristen Wiig: You're a Movie Star Now. Act Like One


Naked Paul Bettany...It Really Never Gets Old


Dear Miley Cyrus: Here's a Thought. Next Time You Leave the House, Maybe Try Putting on Some Pants


You Thought Emma Stone Had Reached Maximum Adorability? Idiots. She's Not Yet Begun To Fight.


Grease Up Your Poles! Strippers Are Coming


Tom Cruise's Rendition of "Pour Some Sugar on Me" is the Worst Thing I've Ever Heard. I Want to Have Its Tin-Eared Babies


Sure, Fassbender Is Bummed About That Oscar Snub, But Somehow I Think He'll Muddle Through


Before Deciding to Have Kids, Ask Yourself This: Are These Images Adorable or Horrifying?


Was This The Best Part Of The Avengers? You Bet Scarlett Johansson's Kevlar-Clad Bum It Was.


You Think A Tatted-Out Tom Cruise Is The Most Disturbing Magazine Cover You'll See Today? Think Again.


Oh, Yeah! Look at the Ass on Captain America, Y'all. Humana Humana Catcall Whistle


What Did Beyonce Wear To The Met Costume Gala? Um, Not Much. Not Much At All.


The Sexiest Man in Britain Is Not the Shirtless, Oiled, and Dirty Guy I'd Have Chosen (Pictured), But I Won't Argue with the Choice


May The Fourth Be With Y-WHAT THE SH*T A BEASTIE BOY DIED?


Tension Around The Avengers Is Tighter Than ScarJo's Crimefighting Suit


Only Terry Richardson Could Make All-American Girl Kate Upton Look Skeevy


Woody Harrelson And Matthew McConaughey Are Here To Fill The Bro-Shaped Hole "Entourage" Left In Your Hearts


Science Has Discovered the World's Most Perfect Face and Surprisingly, It Doesn't Belong to Mila Kunis


New Badass Images From Disney's Brave Put Katniss Everdeen In Her Place


Matthew McConaughey Designed His Own *ssless Chaps. Because Of Course He Did.


Magazine Names Most Beautiful Woman in the World, Reminds Us Once Again that Beauty is Only Skin Deep


No Joke, Hollywood's Completely Laughable Film Adaptation Of That Twilight Fanfic Book Courts The Perfect Leading Man


What One Word Do Fast Food Companies Use to Compel You to Eat Food that Will Never Decompose?


Last Night "The Office" Crossed Over Into "Hate Watch" Territory


Mel Gibson Continues To Peddle His Crazy Like It's Going Out Of Style


Why Won't More Men Strip Naked In An Effort to Make You Watch Their TV Shows? What? Does Photoshop Not Work on Our Asses?


Watch Zooey Deschanel Try To Out-Sexbot Michael Fassbender


Who Makes the List of the 20 Most Annoying Characters in the History of Television?


Ladies With Beards Will Make You Feel Very Confused About Your Sexuality


Of Course That Dude is Not Checking Out Alison Brie's Ass; He's Admiring Her Uggs


Fraud Has Laid Waste to Pajiba, The Integrity of the Site Has Been Breached


Don't Call Ashley Judd Puffy, You Wouldn't Like Her When She's Puffy


Alison Brie and Her Girls Put On Quite the Show, Folks


Nicole Kidman Cast As The Effortlessly Elegant Grace Kelly


Is Charlize Theron An Actress? A Movie Star? Or Both?


WANTED: Women Who Passionately Dislike Ryan Gosling. Show Your Face, You Dirty Liars


All Your Favorite TV Ladies Hop Into Bed Together ... And Lady Mary's There Too


"Two and a Half Men" Creator Thinks TV Has Reached "Labia Saturation"; Felicia Day Begs to Differ


It's National Cleavage Day! Celebrate Anne Hathaway's, Because It May Be the Last You See of It For Awhile


Whoever Photoshopped Eva Green Into Stick Figure, Cartoon Boob Oblivion Deserves To Have Every Finger Broken


Why Does Ryan Gosling Look Like a Cross Between Sloth in Goonies and Will Smith's Allergic Reaction in Hitch?


Celebrating The Fact That Peter And His Dinklage Will Be Back On Our TVs In Just Five Short Days


Jennifer Lawrence's Horrified Expression Upon Seeing Box-Office Projections for Her Next Non-Hunger Games Film


You Can Do Side Bends Or Sit-Ups But Please Don't Lose That Butt. "Mad Men" Is Back


If The Botoxed Faces of Hollywood Starlets Could Betray Emotion, They'd Wince At The Striking Au Natural Beauty Of Cate Blanchett


What Happened Alison Brie? Did They Run Out of Fabric at the Dress Store?


How Much Would You Pay To Fill Your TV Screen With Only The Images You Want?


Justin Bieber Gets the Sh*t Beaten Out of Him As His Gift to the Internet


George Clooney Gets Arrested For A Good Cause. Sorry Fellas, You'll Never Outsex Him Now.


Statistics Claim Chicks Don't Dig Beards. Lies. Damn Lies.


Is There a Way to Combine National Pi Day and Gillian Anderson's Lesbian Tryst into a Headline without Sounding Crass?


The World's Biggest F**king Idiot Would Like to Have a Word with Jon Hamm, If Only She Knew One


Guess Which Sparkly Thing Was The Top-Earning Musical Act In 2011


Lohan Dyes Her Hair, Internet Forgets She's An Utter F*cking Waste Of Space And Talent


I'm Beginning To Forget What Johnny Depp's Actual Face Looks Like


Does This Woman Play the Sexiest Character on Television?


Meet The Only Straight Girl In America Who Doesn't Want To Sleep With Jon Hamm


Jennifer Love Hewitt Threatens to Wear a Shirt If You Don't Watch Her New Show


Gillian Jacobs As Catwoman? Meow.


Christina Hendricks Does The Hunger Games, Internet Catches Fire


Jennifer Lawrence's Cleavage Is Doing a Poor Job of Convincing Us She Can Play a 16-Year-Old


The Only Thing Better Than The Distorted Cry Faces Of The Oscar Winners Are The Constipated Frozen Grins On The Losers


In This Position, Angelina Jolie Could've Crapped Out a Full Dinklage


That Really Awkward Photo That Made Brad Pitt Look Like David Spade


Whip Out Your Wands, J.K. Rowling To Write Something For The "Adult" Crowd


The Internet Will Make You Smarter. Unless You're Dumb. Then It Will Make You Dumber


Not Even Porn Mustaches And Greg Brady Hair Can Hide The Hotness Of Jon Hamm And Adam Scott


Adele May Be Scientifically Proven to Make You Cry, But Chris Cornell Will Make You Bawl


One Day Very Soon, Jon Hamm May Stick His Cocktail Stirrer in Christina Hendricks' Snifter


What? Is She Funny? Someone Please Explain The Keira Knightley Thing To Me.


Jokes about The Shining Twins? I'm Going to Stop You Right There


This Valentine's Day, Watch Jennifer Aniston Rub Herself All Over Your Movie Boyfriend


Annie's Boobs May Be Leaving Us, But Fortunately Christina Hendricks' Aren't Going Anywhere


The Long National Nightmare Continues, Lionsgate Hints At More Twilight


The Action Heroes Of Your Youth Are Now Swollen, Drugged-Out Man Babies


Which One of These Three Men Is Not Like the Other (Hint: Not the Black Guy)


Think You Can Count The Number Of Nannies Beyoncé Hired On One Creepily Gloved Hand? Think Again.


After Photobombing Old Couple, Amber Heard Will House Them In Her Spaciously-Sized Mouth


Hey Girl, What If You Could Have Ryan Gosling Any Time You Wanted And As Much As You Wanted?


In Which We Talk A Lot About Breasts. Not Just Christina Hendricks' Breasts. But Those Too.


How Would You Like to See Katy's Whipped-Cream Perrys on the Big Screen? In 3D?


Can You Name All The Pretty Pasty White Chicks On The Cover Of "Vanity Fair"?


Is the Hunger Games a Conservative Treatise on Overthrowing Big Government?


By Some Miracle, Scarlett Johansson's Chest Is Not The Highlight Of These New Avengers Photos


Discover How Evangeline Lilly And Her Hot Ass Plan To Ruin The Hobbit


Kristen Bell Will NOT Film in the Nude. But, A Little Butt Cheek Won't Hurt


If Your Sister Looked Like This, You Might Want To Bone Her Too


Christina Hendricks Will Bend the Internet On Its Axis


Anthony Mackie Demeans And Objectifies Ryan Gosling. And It's Delicious.


Zooey Deschanel: You Say Adork-able, I Say One Pot Of Boiling Water Away From Cooking Your Pets-able


A Message for Congress and the MPAA: Cram It Up Your Cramhole Or We'll Sic Gina Carano On You


Frosting Covered Images From Paul Rudd's New Film Will Give You Diabetes Of The Heart


Pajiba Love Up All Night


Eat Something Sweet, Save The World


In A Shocking Turn Of Events The People's Choice Awards Make The Right Choice


"Saturday Night Live" Hires America's Dullest Leading Man To Host. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?


Emma Stone Does Her Best Baby Goose Impression. Fails Adorably.


Your Favorite Hollywood Star Adds "Entitled Blogger" To Her CV


The New Oscar Trailer Will Make You Long For James Franco In Drag


Gwyneth Paltrow Officially Promises You Her Sh*t Does Not Stink


These Are The Most Important Faces Of 2011? Really?


What Is Keeping Rachel McAdams From Full-Blown "America's Sweetheart" Status?


Which 2011 Films Did These Attractive Actors Pick As Their Favorites?


You Think A Fast Food Spokesman Can't Be Classy, Suave And Sexy? Ah, Then You've Severely Underestimated Clive Owen


Anne Hathaway Talks About The Bare Breasted Role That Inspired Her Catwoman


How, Against All Odds And Despite Wonderbread Levels Of Blandness, Is Jessica Biel Still A Thing?


Robert Downey Jr., You Can Talk About Kittens All You Want, It Won't Erase The Pain Of Iron Man 2


For Christmas I Got You A Sweet Lullaby About Children Killing Each Other. You're Welcome.


Harrison Ford Joins Ender's Game. Maybe A New Franchise Will Convince Him To Hang Up The Whip For Good.


Conan O'Brien Puts The "AH!" In Hanukkah With His Human Centipede Menorah


Lars Von Trier Promises Us Skarsgard Penis. Relax, Ladies, Wrong One.


Who Wouldn't Want To Be The Meat In This Insanely Dapper British Sandwich?


Say Goodbye To These! Karen Gillan Is Leaving "Doctor Who"


Today In As-You-Wish Fulfillment: Paul Rudd Is Playing Wesley In The Princess Bride


Oh You Thought You Couldn't Love Matt Damon More? Fool.


The First Official Photos From The Great Gatsby Photoshopped Ten Pounds Of Bloat Off DiCaprio's Face


Ryan Gosling Grows Weary Of Your Adoration.


Was "Community" All Just A Fever Dream?


Rumor Has It Ryan Murphy Tortures Those "Glee" Kids. Rumor Has It Ryan Murphy Is Kind Of My Hero.


Clooney Gives You His Best Muppet Face And A Belated "Community" Treat


Ben Stiller To Get His Unfunny Monkey Paws All Over One Of England's Finest Exports


"Mad Men" Better Get Back On The Air Soon. I'm Running Out Of Excuses To Post Christina Hendricks' Rack.


So, Tom Cruise Lost All His Sex Appeal In Oprah's Couch Cushions, Right?


Please Let It Be For A Role, Please Let It Be For A Role: The Unexpected Sad Keanu-ing Of Ben Affleck


A Double Dose Of Daniel Craig: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Photos And Sh*t Talking The Kardashians


The Baffling Charisma Of Jeremy Renner


Brace Yourself, You're About To Like Tyler Perry


We Celebrate Black Friday With Depraved Humans, Disgusting Turkeys And A Little Light Bondage


Ewan McGregor Brings His Patented Brand Of Cheeky, Bashful Eye F*cking To Your TV


Hugh Grant Drops The Stammer To Strike A Blow At The Paparazzi


Mila Kunis: Manic Sexy Dream Girl


Demi And Ashton Get Divorced. Aw, I Guess Douchebags Aren't Forever.


New Avengers Banners! And A Significantly Less Constipated Bruce Banner!


Nice Gloss, Emu! People Magazine Votes Bradley Cooper Sexiest Man Alive


Pixar Helps Us Heal As The Long National Culture Rape Known As Twilight Comes To A Close


Justin Timberlake, Stand-Up Guy Or PR Super-Genius?


This Day Goes To 11


Ripped For Your Guilty Pleasure: The Cast Of "Revenge" Gets Nearly Naked


Eddie Murphy Quits. Who Should Host The Oscars? Oh, We've Got About 99 Candidates and Billy Crystal Ain't One.


McGregor, McHale and Fassbender? Stop Digging, You've Hit Shit-Eating Grin Gold.


Here, Let Jason Segel And The Muppets Wash The Taste Of Brett Ratner Out Of Your Mouth


Helena Bonham Carter Continues Her Campaign To Batsh*t Her Way Into My Heart


Tina Fey Shows Us Her Hooters


Alison Brie and Her Low-Hanging Boobs ... Fruit. I Meant FRUIT. DAMNIT


The Cast Of The Hunger Games Look Like They're Posing For "Cotton: The Fabric Of Our AAAAA RUN FOR YOUR LIVES"


Joseph Gordon-Levitt In The Dark Knight Rises, Does Bulletproof Fulfill The Vest Rider In His Contract?


In Which David Tennant And Catherine Tate Make You Miss Them ... A Lot


The Gays Are Taking Over Our TV Sets! Hide Your Kids! Hide Your Wives! Hide Your Ear Hair Trimmers!


The Highest Grossing Actor In Show Business? You're DAMN Right.


Is It Just Me Or Do The Hobbits Look "Entourage"-level Douchey In This Photo?


Christina Hendricks Continues Her Campaign For Most Perfect Woman Ever. This Time With Scotch.


What Kind Of Cynical Asshole Do You Have To Be To Hate On The New Muppet Movie?


Scarlett Johansson: Terrible Actress Or Evil Genius Who Also Happens To Be A Terrible Actress?


The Sexy! It's Back! Justin Timberlake Delivers On An Old Promise.


In Honor Of TV's Hottest Doctor. . .Not So Fast McDreamy


Scarlett Johansson Too Sexy For The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo?


Mr. Spock Is Gay? No Sh*t.


Which Of These Phenomenal Young Actors Will Debase Themselves To Play John McClane Jr. In Die H5rd?


Keanu Reeves In A Classic Robert De Niro Role? Whoa.


One Of My Favorite Actors Will Have The Privilege Of Kicking Timothy Olyphant's Fine Fine Ass Up And Down Apalachia


Princess Bride Cast Reunion: Apparently True Love Means Matching Haircuts


Eva Mendes, The Chick Who Laid The Golden Goose


Is This What Rock Bottom Looks Like? Ryan Reynolds Continues His Free Fall From Grace


iMiss Steve Jobs


First Look At Russell Crowe In Superman: Heroic Or Intergalactic Street Person?


Kate Winslet's Most Attractive Feature? Why Her Filthy Mouth, Of Course.


Are You Kidding Me? I'd Watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt Shave A Dog.


Finally, A James Bond Actor I Could Get Behind. . . Or Under


The "How I Met Your Mother" Blooper Reel Features The Lewd Antics Of All Your Favorite People. Oh And Ted's There Too.


If It Ain't Broke, Um, Smash It To Bits With An Axe Anyway I Guess: Stephen King And "The Shining" Sequel


Look! Susan Sarandon Is So Pretty! Look At Her Pretty Face While The Grown-Ups Talk Politics.


What's So Sexy About A Woman Holding A Gun? Aren't Guns Just A Giant Penis Metaph-oh


Is Your Friday Drab, Dull, Unglamorous? Let Emma Stone, Ryan Gosling And A Dog Fix That!


Even Summer Glau, Terminator and Show-Killer, Couldn't Put The "Big Bang Theory" Out Of Its Misery


Annie Edison May Be Pillow-Biting Sexy, But In No Universe is She Funnier than Jeff Winger


Pajiba Love Racist Edition: Jews Your Words Carefully Because You'll Never Be as Good as those Little Asians


Jon Stewart is a Giant Dick and President Obama Has a Nice Ass. ALLEGEDLY


Oh, Tom Brady: Your Pretty Mouth Was Never Meant for Speaking


The Nation Asked Christina Hendricks To Put Her Rack Away And, Tragically, She Did


In Which Tim Burton Continues His One Man Crusade Against Johnny Depp's Hotness


Are Those Leather Pants, Young Lady? Someone Tell Chloe Moretz To Stop Growing Up, Please.


In Which Tom Hardy Flexes Muscles You've Never Even Heard Of


Hate Keira Knightley And Russell Crowe? You're In Luck! Casting News To Satisfy Your Revenge Fantasies


The Enemy Of My Enemy Is Still My Enemy


Fassbender Talks Sex Addiction, The Rest Of Us Try To Keep It Together.


Comparing Emma Stone To Lindsay Lohan? That's Like Comparing Apples To Snotty, Lying, Privileged, Cokehead Oranges.


This Woman Out-Sexes Any Half-Naked TV Tartlet. She Will Wreck You And You Will Thank Her.


Want To Ruin A Perfectly Good Male Stripper Project? Boy, Have I Got The Dead-Eyed "Actress" For You.


Panettiere And Dushku Take On The Daily Mail. Oddly Enough, I'm Rooting For Faith And The Cheerleader.


Matthew Fox From "Lost" Is Not Opposed To Punching Ladies? Man, Why Did He Never Give Kate What Was Coming To Her?


The Sooner You Accept Adele As Your Overlord and Mistress, The Easier Things Will Be For You


First Look At DiCaprio As Jay Gatsby, The Puffy Faced, Greasy Haired Epitome Of The American Dream


Every Day And In Every Way, I'm Convinced It Should Have Been Called X-Men: Brokeback Mutant


A Sweaty David Tennant In Leather Pants May Only Be Reason Number Ten Why You Should See Fright Night, But He's A Perfect Ten.


Christina Hendricks Looks Ready For, Um, Sexy Surgery? Sexy Murder? Sexy Dust Inspection?


There Are A Few Actors I Would Watch Do Anything. Sharpen Pencils, I Don't Care. This Lady's One Of Them.


Jeff Bridges Likes Being Called "The Dude" And Boning His Wife A Lot? That's Almost Enough To Make Me Forget Tron 2: Electric Suit Boogaloo ... Almost.


Weisz, Thompson and Winslet Collaborate For The First Time Since That Dirty Dream I Had Last Night


Salma Hayek Brags About Not Having Altered Her Face. News Flash, Amigita, That's Not Where I'm Looking.


James McAvoy's Mutant Power Is The Ability To Make Even Straight Men His B*tch


Do We Care If Our Beautiful Celebrities Are Dumber Than Fence Posts?


First Comes Pajiba Love, Then Comes Pajiba Marriage, Then Comes. . .The Pajiba Staff Passed Out At The Reception


In Which We Answer The Age Old Question: Who's Cuter, Paul Rudd Or A Baby?


If I Were Ryan Gosling, I'd Totally Date Myself


Sam Worthington Was Almost Cast As James Bond: The Spy Who Bored Me


That There Is His Writing Arm: Jason Momoa Working On A Conan Sequel


You've Got Red On You, You Commie Bastard


Why Kill One Smarmy "Entourage" Megadouche Weasel, When You Could Kill All Five?


Because There's No Such A Thing As Too Much Joel McHale


Even When Matt Damon Angrily Swears I Just Want To Hug Him


Why Does It Always Look Like Hugh Jackman Has An Eight Pack Of Abs?


It's Unofficial Cute Animal Friday. Deal With It.


How Gorgeous Do Matt Smith And His Real Doll Companion Co-Star Karen Gillan Look?


I Always Suspected Eliza Dushku Was Dumber Than A Bag Of Gravel, Now It's Official


Lady Gaga's Little Monsters Better Keep Their Damn Claws Off Adele


They Tried To Make Her Go To Rehab


Good Night, Sleep Well, I'll Most Likely Kill You In The Morning: Villains I Wouldn't Kick Out Of Bed


Kate Winslet Attempts Blue Steel, Looks More Like She's Eaten Bad Seafood


Intergalactic Nip Slip! I Keep Thinking Tim Riggins Is Wearing Fancy Space Overalls


Which Harry Potter Kid Holds the Award for Most Improved on the Hotness Scale?


Why Was I Rooting For Japan? Because Of The Tsunami, You Monsters.


Forget The Pasty Abs And The Terrible Accents, This Here Is The Real Reason To Watch "True Blood"


Helena Bonham Carter Is a G*ddamned National Treasure. I Don't Care If She's Not Of This Nation Or, Possibly, This Planet.


Olivia Wilde Was Almost Trampled By Horses But Lived To (Hotly) Tell About It


The Lovely Mila Kunis Strikes A Pose Usually Reserved For Basement Porn And American Apparel Ads


I Wasn't The Only One Waiting For The Triumphant De-Shirting, Was I? Er, I Mean, Girl Power! USA!!


Megan Fox Adorably Proves She Hasn't Had Botox. Yes, You Heard Me, I Said Adorably.


Angelina Jolie Is A Cylon? That Makes So Much Frakking Sense To Me.


Another Sexy Hollywood Star Panders To Nerds. . .In The Grossest Way Possible


Oh, Great, America's Favorite Pig Is Going To Get Roasted. LUAU!


Don't You Dare Call Gwyneth Untalented. It Takes Loads Of Talent To Look That Unsexy.


How Dare England's Real Royal Couple Get Married In A Private, Discreet Ceremony? Will No One Think Of The Hats??!


If Kunis and Portman Both Wanted To Make A Film About Casual Sex This Year, Why Couldn't It Be With Each Other?


For His Birthday I Gave John Cusack My Heart. I Gave Him My Heart And He Gave Me Hot Tub Time Machine


Lickety Split, Whisker Biscuit, Frilly Whirl and Dozens More Nicknames for Your Vagina


The Fictional Character I Would Most Want To Get Sh*tfaced With? Well I Think It Should Be Obvious


Who's Got His Sticky Fingers All Over Pajiba 10 Front-runner Emma Stone?


Three More Years of Don Draper And "Mad Men"? Does That Mean We Get Disco Hamm?!?!


Wait, Even Spielberg Hates Megan Fox? Sh*t, Girl, You're Screwed.


For Nicole Kidman's Birthday We Remember Simpler, Less Botoxic Times


His Eyes Are Up Here! Ryan Reynolds Is More Than The Sum Of His Incredibly Well-Toned Parts


New Photospread Proves Christina Aguilera Doesn't Have To Look Like A Melty-Faced Paint Monster


Timberlake Continues To Be The Most Astonishingly Classy Player In The Hollywood Game


Stop. . .Talking. Al Bundy And Rob Lowe Prove They Should Never Go Off Book


Conan Drops Some Wisdom On The Dartmouth Kids, Neglects To Explain Why He Stupidly Shaved His Beard


Is Christina Hendricks' Dress Too Tight Or Just Perfect? Come On Guys, Grow Up, It's Obviously Both.


Hey, Smith Family, You Know That "Mold Your Child In Your Image" Is Not Meant To Be Taken Literally. Right? RIGHT?!


Watch Out Barry Fan-ilows, I'm Starting A Chapter Of The Dakota Fan-nings


Nicholas Hoult, Cut It Out With The Pseudo-Thumbsucking, I Don't Need Anymore Reminders That You Were Once That Cherubic Kid From About A Boy


I Didn't Start Singing "Leather and Lace" When I Saw This Photo. You Can't Prove It.


Good News! Megan Fox May Not Be As Gross As We Thought!


Is This The Face That Launched A Thousand HBO Subscriptions?


A Red Sun Rises, Blood Has Been Spilled This Prom Night


Even The Nation's Most Beloved Gay Man Is Impressed By Christina Hendricks And Her, Um, Very Particular Set Of Skills


Is Amy Poehler Even Doper Than Knope?


Put Down The Cigarette, Fassbender, My Dreams Are In The No-Smoking Section


Our President Is Storming England Like A Boss. A Very Square And Sort Of Reserved Boss.


Oh, Zach Galifianakis, You Often Make Me Chortle, But Today I Guffaw


There Are Two Rapture-Related Links In Here And Then I'm Done. Swearsies. Until The Next One.


Ryan Gosling Asks Us To Imagine What It Would Be Like To Share A Bed With Him. Way Ahead Of You, Baby Goose.


Ginnifer Goodwin, You're Cute, Now Stop Making Movies That Inspire Me To Claw My Soul Out Of My Body


Short, Pale Brunettes Despair, Leonardo DiCaprio Cements His "Type" With New Blonde Amazon


New Album Attempts To Pry Norah Jones From The Sticky, Syrupy Embrace of Starbucks Music


Tom Hanks Had Major Chemistry With A Volleyball, What Makes You Think Julia Will Present Any Sort Of A Challenge?


Say Goodbye To These, Leo!


We've Got Sexy Photos of Jon Hamm Here. Let The Rivers Of Drool Wash Your Soul Clean.


Don't Try Your Nazi Charm On Me, Fassbender. If This Is True, We're Through.


Sick Of Schwarzenegger News? Disinterested Now That He's Not Governor? Maria Shriver Is With You.


There's A Shortage Of Perfect Breasts In This World, It Would Be A Pity To Damage Yours


Adrien Brody If You Could Dial The Douche Back To 11, This Imaginary Relationship Can Continue Apace


¡Feliz Cinco De Mayo, Gael García Bernal! Bésame Mucho, Tú Eres Mexicaliente.


Celebrate May The Fourth, Smooch A Stranger. She Might Just Be The Sister You've Been Looking For. . .Or A Droid. It's A Toss Up.


Was This The Face That Launched A Thousand Ships? No, But She Did Go Topless In The Towers Of Illium.


Bless You, Obama, I Thought My Days Of Feeling As Patriotic As A Fancy Bear Atop Abraham Lincoln Were Over


Slept Through The Wedding. . .What Did I Miss? Oh Sweet Sassy Molassy.


Pajiba Royal Wedding Drinking Game Rule #7: Drain Your Glass If You See A Corgi In A Hat


Apparently I Get Off On Foul-Mouthed Actors Because This Bettany Interview Is The Hottest Thing This Side Of Naked Chaucer


How To Go From Random Hot Actress To My Personal Hero In Five Tweets Or Less


Hey Summer, Where Ya Been? Rachel Bilson Emerges From Obscurity To Frolic With Her Undeserving Boyfriend


Gadzooks! Who Did Kate Beckinsale Nail To Get Cast In Total Recall? Oh, The Director's Her Husband? I See.


Bad News, Nannies, Brad and Angie Don't Care If You Can Sew Lederhosen Out Of Curtains


Listen, Gaga, I Love You, But When You Claim To Be An Original, You Just Sound, Well, Dumb


Evan Rachel Wood And Her Vitamin C Hair Threaten To Marry My Girl Crush.


Nicolas Cage Gets Arrested For Losing His Sh*t? Don't Say We Didn't Warn You.


Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks People Are Jealous of Her Work Ethic. Yes, Honey, Stop Working So Hard At Making Me Dislike You.


There Goes My Hero, He's Homophobic


See That Face? Not Hers, His. That Face Is Why You Won't Be Getting Laid Tonight.


Finally, A Pajiba Love Header Photo That Attempts To Cater To Everyone All At Once. How'd We Do?


That Monster Taylor Swift Gets Away With Murdering One Of My Favorite Songs. Where's The Justice? AAATTIICCCAAAA!


Julianne Moore Describes Working With Colin Firth And My Crush Grew Three Sizes This Day. On Him. Not Her. Well Both.


No Need To Try So Hard, January Jones, I Already Dislike You


Which Would You Prefer In Your Rom Coms? More Blood Or More Helen Mirren? What If You Didn't Have To Choose?


You People Are The Sickest People We Know. . .and We Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way


The First and Only Time You Will Ever Rejoice at This Phrase: "Ladies and Gentlemen, Taylor Hicks!"


This Is The Most I've Liked That Harry Potter Kid Since He Shot A Condom At Dame Diana Rigg


This Chick Packs More Of A Punch Than All Of Zack Snyder's Baby Dolls Combined


Oh, Freida Pinto, You Should Have Stuck With That Yellow Scarf


Rihanna Appears On The Cover Of Rolling Stone Wearing More Hair Than Clothes. I Am Fine With This.


Marcus Mumford May Have Lost At The Grammy Awards, But I Think He's Winning At Life. Damnit, Has Sheen Permanently Ruined That Word?


Sean Penn And Scarlett Johansson: Two Grating Tastes That Taste Grating Together


Reese Witherspoon Excludes Ryan Phillippe From Her Wedding Thereby Saving Her Bridesmaids From Hours Of Grab Ass


Someone Found Footage of Carla Gugino On "Saved By The Bell" And Now I've Found An Excuse To Post A Pretty Photo Of Carla Gugino


There Are Plenty of Faces That Could Use A Good Photoshoppin' But This Ain't One Of Them


Ewan McGregor Will No Longer Get Naked On-Screen. My Force Is Greatly Disturbed.


Claire Danes Comes Out In Support of Plastic Surgery. Well, This Photo Makes A Lot More Sense Now.


Happy St. Patrick's Day, Cillian Murphy. Kiss Me, You're Irish. That's How The Saying Goes, Right?


Would You Cheat On The World's Most Beautiful Actress? No Way, Right? What If She Were Okay With It?


Emma Watson Drops Out Of School. Fifty Points From Gryffindor, Miss Granger. Also, I Still Hate Your Hair.


Jake Gyllenhaal Accosted in SXSW Bathroom, Pajiba Staffers Too Drunk and Apathetic To Be Considered Suspects.


Justin Timberlake Makes A Big Mistake. Huge.


Newt Gingrich Cites Love of Country As The Reason For Cheating On His Wife. I Call Dibs On The Porn Parody Title "Patriot Games."


Matt Damon Takes On The Powers That Be And Doesn't Even Bring His Magic Hat


In Solidarity With Women The World Over, Kate Winslet Debuts Her Worst Hair Day On The Cover Of Vogue


Alexander Skarsgård, The World's Eurotrashiest Vampire, Drops Some Tasty True Blood Spoilers.


Oh, Mike Huckabee, By Attacking Natalie Portman You're Making Me Accept Her As A Feminist Role Model. Don't Wanna.


Dear Charlie Sheen, Allow Me To Define "Winning" and "Goddesses" For You. Sincerely, Paul Rudd.


Christina Hendricks Is Modeling Jewelry? Yeees. . .That's Totally Where My Eyes Went, To The Jewelry


Gentlemen May Prefer Blondes, But I Always Preferred You, Jane Russell


I Hope You're Happy, James Franco, You're No Longer My Favorite Quirky Soap Star. That Honorific Has Been Restored To Dr. Drake Ramoray.


George Clooney Says He Can't Run For Political Office Because He's F*cked Too Many Chicks? Me Too, Cloons. Me Too.


What Do I Know About Those Stolen Nude Photos of Eva Mendes? Nothing! Ummm. I Was Dead At The Time! I Was On The Moon! With Steve!


Is It A Deal Breaker To Like Lady Gaga? So Be It!


Colin Firth Demonstrates Why We Like Him Very Much, Just As He Is. Pisses Off Mortal Men In The Process.


Hugh Jackman Adorably Offers Adorable Cookie-Related Advice to the Adorable Anne Hathaway and James Franco


Raise Your Hand If You Think TK Should Real-Time Review The Upcoming Royal Wedding. . .And Wear A Jaunty Hat Whilst Doing So.


Look! Puppies! And Ryan Reynolds! Puppies and Ryan Reynolds and Zero Sad Stories!!


Chief Among Liam Neeson's Very Particular Set of Skills? The Ability To Make Me Atomic Fetal Weep.


Felicia Day Is A Genuinely Hot Nerd Chick, Accept No Olivias. I Mean Substitutes, Accept No Substitutes.


Love Hurts, Love Scars, Love Wounds, and Mars


Love Is a Many Splendored Thing, Love Lifts Us Up Where We Belong, All You Need Is Love


Wink If You Love Pipe-weed


Bleary Eyes, Busted Hearts, Don't Leave!


Oh, Dickie Greenleaf, You Scamp. Single Again?


Xenu Help me, I'm Developing A Taste For Haggis


Villains Both Sexy And Cute


What, Are You Lactose Intolerant? Snack On Some Brie


Get This Man In Your Box. Your Mailbox, Sickos.


Watch That First Step, It's A Doozy!


Rick, Buddy, We Miss You


Listen, Woman, You Can't Be Drop Dead Gorgeous AND Charming AND Talented


Chicks Play More Than Just Mind Games


And You're Going To Put The Rabbit Back In Its Container


Tina Fey, One Classy Piece of Trash


These Slap Shots Need More Hanson


Go Ninja! Go Ninja! Go!


I'm Making The Exact Same Skeptical Face, Michael Madsen


Hey, Do Stories About Silver Foxes Count As Cute Animal Links?


To Cake! The Cause Of and Solution To All Of Life's Problems.


Zombies And Nazis And ... Snowy Places OH MY!


Golden Globes Air in January


The Dawning of the Age of ... Capricorn? WTS? NO WAY!


Ah, My Least Favorite Olivia, We Meet Again


The Final Frontier. . .Until The Next One


Holding Out For A Hero


Look, You Work Your Side Of The Street And I'll Work Mine


I Can't Be The Only One Who Thinks Michael Caine Looks Like Yoda


What, Is He Funny Or Something?


Fur Pillows Are Hard To Actually Sleep On


P. Love and The Special Sauce


My Name is Kobayashi. I Work for Keyser Söze.


The End of the Year As We Know It


A List of All of Our Banned Words on Pajiba


The Best of Everything of All Time Ever Today


Mad Men, Nudity, Girls, and Romantic Gestures


Pajiba: We Don't Know What It Means, But We Won't Admit It


Christmas Is Not Overrated


You're A Mean One, Kenny Loggins


Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow (In Moderation)


Shout Out Edition


THIS WOMAN MUST BE STOPPED!


I'm Sorry, Where Are You Again?


A Big Ol' Middle Finger to HIV


F*cking Spiders... Who Even Likes Spiders?


Suck It, Jack Thompson


The 2010 Golden Douchebag Awards


I Approve Of All Of This


The Internet Hates You


Eff Yeah, Torgo!


MGMT Album Or Terrible Sonic Fan-Art? You Decide!


Sooooooo... Aliens?


Oh, You Have An iPhone Too?


The Dancing Dreidels Means It's Hanukkah!


The Canonization Of St. Xtina


That's Not Much Of A Happy Ending Now Is It? *Rimshot!*


Happy Regretsgiving!


Meh, He's Still Funnier Than Fred Armisen


I Hate You, Bobby Flay


F*cking Clowns, Man. F*cking Clowns.


Hey, Not Every Dog Can Be Lassie, Okay?


This Is What You Get For Being Too Dumb For Life


Your Flame Wars Displease Me


Apparently, "Famewhore" Is Now A Viable Career Choice


Sit... Stay... Good Boy


It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year!


Stroking His Ego 140-Characters At A Time


Please Come Back Rick Moranis... We'll Bake You Cookies!


MUPPETGASM


MEGA-SHARK LIVES ON!


YES. More Of This.


Schadenfreude... Sweet, Sweet Schadenfreude


Want To Keep Your Man? Learn To Use A Machine Gun.


Friends Don't Let Friends Drink And Blog


Sanity: 1. Fear: 0.


Happy Halloween, Eloquents...


Hello, Terrifying New Nightmares...


Sweet Zombie Jesus!


For Frak's Sake, They're Just Crunch Berries! MOVE YOUR DAMN CART!


It's Okay Candy Corn, We Still Love You Too


Where's Your God Now, Comic Book Geeks?


Go F*ck A Virtual Sheep, Farmville


I'm Still Crazy


Well How Else Am I Supposed To Carry My Wine Glass? In My Hand?


I, For One, Welcome Our New GIF Overlords


Yes, I'm Sure Your Baby Appreciates This


R.I.P. (Straight) Porn


Killer Croc Is The New Joker


Beavis and Butthead, Sexism in The Social Network and Eric Stoltz as Marty McFly


Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!


You Do Realize You're Basically A Professional Bully, Right?


I Will Break Your Knees, Chickadee


You're Stuck With Me, Bitches


Oh Andy Rooney... You So Cuh-Ray-Zay


Still Less Embarrassing Than 30 Seconds To Mars


It Gets Better


People Died Today. Sorry About That.


Hello Sally! Goodbye, Sally.


I've Made A Huge Mistake


Creature of the Neverending Night


This Is The Closest We'll Ever Get To "Jon's Hamm"


Anyone Up For A Very Joel McHale Christmas?!


Ass Ass Baby


Eat A Bag Of Sh*t, Cancer


Do You Have A Vagina? Congratulations! Lifetime Just Set You Back 20 Years.


If You Touch Yourself, God Will Throw You Into A Firepit Forever


Eye Patches: Officially Back In Style


I Got A Pocket Full Of Sunshine


Guess Who's Gonna Be Eating Peach's "Cake" Tonight?


No, Seriously: What The F*ck Is A Nikki Minaj?


...Oh, F*ck The What.


Oh Yeah Baby, Stick Your Fallack In My Rugen


I Want To Try This At Home


Find Out What Happens When Pajibans Stop Being Nice, And Start Being Drunk


Thanks A Lot Toad, Now I Don't Like Vaginas Anymore


Social Interaction Is For Suckers


Oh, You're About To Learn Who You're Gonna Call... Ghostbusters


NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE


Shut The F*ck Up, Kids! The Moving Picture Box Is On!


Personally, I'm A Fan Of The Reverse Light Cycle


OH HAI, THROW ME IN TEH FUCKING GARBGE PLZ? KTHXBAI!


Oh Look, Her Meal Ticket Is Free


Know What My Favourite Mexican Holiday Is? Cinco DENIED-O!


WATCH ME F*CK!!!


Haha, It's Funny Because Your Life Is Over


Your Husband Is Probably Banging Other Husbands


Kristen Schaal Makes You Think About Alf Eating P*ssy


So, Dawn's In Trouble? Must Be Tuesday


It's The Night Of A Thousand Douches!


The Dude Abides


CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! AACK!


We've Finally Found The Worst Thing On The Internet!


You Still Suck, Weezer


I Hate You All Thiiiiiiiiiis Much!


There Is Never A Bad Time For Ryan Reynolds


Suck A D*ck, Proposition 8


YO NEW YORKER, I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH...


Timothy Olyphant Will Sex You Up


Your Move, Sharks. Your Move.


The Poutine: A Mix of Cheese, Fries, Gravy and Shame


Bicycle Bicycle, You Are My Bicycle


Right, Like the Guy in the $3,000 Suit Will Escape on Anything Else. COME ON!


Dungeons & Dragons + D*ldos = You're Welcome


Shut the F*ck Up, Cindy Lou Who


Today's Forecast: Cloudy With a Chance of Apocalypse


Are You Owning Your Gay Yet?


Australia Does Not Heart Gay Zombies


Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200


IT'S A TRAP!


Sharks Are Terrifying and They Will Eat Your Ass


Armond White: Dipsh*t Reviews For Dumbass People


Kill Yourself, Spencer Pratt


They're Just Sad Because They Realized That Soccer Sucks


That Is One F*ckable Corpse


Yes Yes, Very Nice, But Where Are the Hats Like A Shark's Fin?


If I Had a Dick, This Is Where I'd Tell You to Suck It


Well, There Goes the Colombian Economy


I Will Give You Your Links, But You Will Blow Me First


Mel Gibson Surprisingly Manages to Outdick Even Mel Gibson


Happy Canada Day, 12-Year-Old Lesbian!


Lady Gaga Has Been Knighted With a Pork Sword


A Grande No-Fat Skim F*ck You With Extra Foam


Awwwww, Chris Brown Needs a WHAAAAAmbulance


Gay? This Man? I Refuse to Believe It


Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of Oprah Screwing Over That Crippled Kid


Ha Ha, Jay Leno Still Sucks


OH HAI, PAULY SHORE! PLZ DUNT BE WHEEZIN MAH JOOSE


Because After All These Years, I Still Want My Own Adorable Grunting Pet Rhinoceros


James Franco Might Be Gay (Then Again, He Might Not Be)


Knight and Day: The Most Totally Original Idea for a Movie, Probably Ever


"Two Face," The Cat With Two Faces: 2010 - 2010


Double Your Pleasure!


What the Hell -- More "Breaking Baddery"


The Winchester Boys Like You've Never Seen Them Before (No, Sadly, Not "Naked")


Commemorating Many Years of Dead Rainbows


Where Unholy Rumors Go To Mate


My Soul Needs Some Pepto After All This GD Chicken Soup


No Really, F*** You, Elton John


Patton Oswalt to be Dubbed "King of Nerds"


Brooke Shields is the Devil


Marmaduke Goes All Seventh Inning Fetch


Frick and Frack: 2008 - 2010


Gary Coleman: 1968 - 2010


Today Is Put Up As Many Header Images of Old Whores on the Site as Possible Day


Dr. Drew, Just Kill Yourself Now (No, Really)


Brendan Fraser Has High Standards


Real Life "Teen Wolves" Spotted in Texas


Hey Kids, Do You Wanna Go See Shrek This Weekend ... Or Would You RATHER EAT?


Watch Out, Sexy Dolphins -- Nic Cage is Gonna Git You


Surpassing 50 Cent as the Most Successful Sellout Ever


Eddie Murphy Wants to Poop Out Another Nutty Turd


Jake Gyllenhaal Is a Real Ladies Man


If Steve-O Puts a Leech On His Eye and No One Films It, Does It Even Make a Sound?


Most Sexeh Apocalypse EVER


Oh Crap! Dan Akyroyd Might Really Be Crazy


Is Andy Kaufman On Twitter? (Spoiler Alert: No)


Andy Rooney Is Old and Other News


A Face Only a Baby Could Love


Who Wants to Smell Like Iron Man?


Bret Michaels Surprisingly Resilient


Lindsay Lohan Scores the Role of a Lifetime


RIP, "The Simpsons"


I'll Take My Eel Rolled in Rice With Some Avocado and Some of That Sweet Brown Sauce On Top, Thankyouverymuch


Paul Reubens IS ... Jokey Smurf


"Breaking Bad" Contest Winners and Sandra's Revenge Baby


Things You Don't Want to Posthumously Hear About Richard Pryor's Johnson


Pete Campbell Doesn't Own a Toilet


Stephen Baldwin Needs Your Help!


Muslims and Hitler Have Poor Senses of Humor. Who Knew?


Chachi Is Pissed


Bret and Flav Fired From VH1


Shut Up Shut Up SHUT UP!


Robocop Died For Your Sins


Tina Fey Queefs in the General Direction of Your Criticism


13 Years and Inifinite Fart Jokes Later...


James Cameron Doesn't Have Boobs


Director Forbids Rachel Weisz from Masturbating


Sparkles Cobain?


No Car Windshield Is Safe...


P-P-P-Paparazzi


"The Golden Girls" Like You Never Seen Them Before (And Never Wanted To)


Jesus: I Seriously Rose From the Frickin' Dead for This?


Simple Mathematics: What Does Two and a Half Minus One Equal?


Now in Stunning 3D!


How Many Goddamn Times Can a Bunch of Guys Forget a Night?


And the World Responds With a Resounding "Duh"


It's That Time of Year Again!


Near ... Far ... Wherevvvvver You Are!


Ding, Dong, "The Hills" is Dead


Amy Winehouse Puts Something in Her Vaginny Other Than Cocaine at the Airport


Throw in an Obligatory "Man vs. Wild" Crossover and I'm Sold


There's Modesty and Then There's Insanity


Even Heigl's Dress Hates Her


And This is Why You Never "Marry Down" ... Amirite Ladies?


Luck 'O the Irish to You!


Hot Bear on Bear Action


How Can We Miss You If You Don't Stay Away?


Quentin Tarantino Just Blue Himself


STFU, Corey


No Whining Christina Hendricks Wednesday


Misery Night Comes Early


I Want to Give an Award to That Dress


The Most Anticipated Child Since Jesus


Leaky Bladder, Anyone?


So He Probably Wouldn't Find It Funny If Someone Told Him That Hair Made Him Look Like an Old Lesbain, Either?


And on the Third Day God Commanded That the Stars Shall Dance


Pajibans to the Rescue


The Squirrel Speaks Out


Conan is Back! Sort Of!


Oh Look, Kirsten Dunst Did Something


What's Next, The Dramatic Chipmunk Movie?


Sh*t the Shat Says


I Blame the Travelocity Gnome


Apparently This Was the Best I Could Do


It's a Day Ending in a "Y" So Twilight Fans Have Found a New Way to Be Creepy


Pretty Much the Best Google Image Search Result for "Teabag"


Fattie Fattie Boombalatty


You Suck as a Couple


Lady Gaga is Awesome (Yeah, I Said It.)


MTV Officially Doesn't Care Anymore


Think About This When You Complain How Everything is Stupid Now


Let’s Go for Three, Shall We?


Now, even the peacocks are embarrassed.


La Lohan Wants You To Feel Her Pain


The Edge of Dickness (Ha Ha, See What I Did There?)


Avatar in Eighteen Minutes


OH HAI ... CAN I HAZ SHADOW NOW?


"Everybody Hurts"


What Really Killed Brittany Murphy?


Avatar Gave Me the Eyeball Herpes


Fangirl Appreciation Day


Your Move, Screech?


What's Got Four Legs, Bad Breath and Is Infinitely More Entertaining than Leno?


A&E About to Get A Lot More Sexeh


When Good Directors Go Bad


Puppies Tuesday!


Now It's Billy Bush's Time to Shine!


Betty is Back, Bitches


Death Comes to Pajiba


For Joy! The National Karaoke Show is Back!


Because Of Course She Did


Move Over, Pulp Fiction: The Best Thing Travolta Has Ever Done


Natalie Portman is Too Good For EVERYTHING


More Alice in Wonderland News Than You Can Shake a Three-Spouted Tea Kettle At


Guess He Should Go Eat Worms


"Celebrity Apprentice" About to Get More "Awesome"


Inglorious F*****s?


Nicolas Cage, Now Even More Two-Dimensional!


It's a Christmas Miracle!


Call Joe Francis a Rapist Three Times in a Row and He'll Appear in the Mirror to Slap You With a Lawsuit


A Christmas Suckage


Blah, Blah Blah, Christmas and Stuff


He-Man Claus?


Breaking! Bear Jew Waxed His Chest


One Person's Creepy is Another Person's Charming


The Gang Opens a Bar


Friends Don't Give Friends Fruitcake


The Universe is About to Have One Less Crappy Robin Williams Movie


Kevin Smith Gets Neutered (*Looks at Cat*) You're Next


Sigourney Weaver Basically the Worst Secret-Keeper Ever


Suck It, Miley


Anyone Else Miss Bumpy Vampires?


DID YOU ---- MY MOM, SANTA?


Um ... SQUEE!


Starting Off the Week With a Sex Tangent (Like You Guys Wouldn't End Up There Anyway)


Better Than Christmas and My Birthday Combined


ABC Is Worried He's Going to Infect Us All


Not the Bees!


I Shall Never Hear a Bottle of Keyboard Duster the Same Way Again


Insert Pun for Something Bad that Happens in Golf Here


The Black Friday Tampon Turkey Thanksgiving Centerpiece


Hollywood Isn't the Only One Who Can Come Up with Completely Pointless Sequels


Paula Deen Takes One to the Face


What if Marley and Me Humped the Leg of Saving Private Ryan?


I Must Go. My Home Planet Needs Me.


NPH in 140 or Less


Why, Hello There ...


You Can't Spell "Johnston" Without ...


Lloyd Dobler Has No Time For This


Dane Cook Isn't Fit to Smell Jim Carrey's the Riddler's Green Farts


14:31 ... 14:32 ... 14:33 ...


Today in Guess Who is Awesome News: James Franco is Awesome


10,000 Rockys When All You Need is a Knife


What He Said


What Are You Looking at Butthole?


Not Funny 'Ha Ha' ...


The Voices in Steve Guttenberg's Head Discuss a Three Men Sequel


The Poor Man's Dane Cook Getting His Own Show (Guess What Network!)


Who Ruined Roger Rabbit?


Dead By Dawn! Dead By Dawn!


Larry David Pisses Off Christians by Pissing on Jesus


The Way We Were


New Sherlock Holmes Poster Contains 100% Less Shirtless Downey


They Should Have Called Her, Uh ... Methanie Tanner.


Don't Let the Door Hit You in Your Gigantic Chin on the Way Out


Endlessly Watchable Suckitude


Don't Even Get Him Started on That Cousin Larry A-Hole


Once More With [More] Feeling


Things Less Terrifying Than Where the Wild Things Are


Did Anyone See That Spaceship Yesterday?


Here You Go, Puppy Junkies


Teach Me Your Secular Ways!


De-XXX-ter?


Miss Holloway Is Off the Market


What's Yellow and Green and Blue on Both Ends?


First Person I See Dressed Up as "Bruno" for Halloween Gets a Complimentary Kick to the Scrote


If Brian Prisco Reviews Only One Film This Year...


Personally, I'm More Excited for the Porn Version, Boondock Taints


Madonna vs. Lady Gaga (No One Wins)


Sh*t's Getting Messy, Now


What's Grosser Than Grosser Than Gross?


Hollywood Just Skipped Right the Hell Over Ziggy


Insert Bad "Leaping" and "Big Screen" Pun Here


Oh Noes! Not the Eff-Word!


Karl Pilkington; Professional Film Critic


Again?!


Supersize This


When Letterman Met Obama


Holy Frijoles!


Boom!


The Bristol Lynn Spears Syndrome


"Dollhouse" Casting News That Will Make You Squee in Your Naughty Places


Still?!


No Kanye! Bad Kanye!


In Rememberance


"American Idol" -- Now with More Annoying!


The Hell with the Beatles, Today is Danny DeVito Day!


What's Grosser Than Gross?


Look, Prisco... Snowbuddies!


Do You Realize...That It's Not Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots?


IT'S IN THE HOLE!


Putting the January into a Winter-Spring Romance


Time to Hit the Star Trek Convention Circuit, Buddy


Snuggie Sex?


Guess Who's Still Effing Crazy!


When People Stop Being Funny and Start Being Real


Susan Boyle Dream Casting?


More X-Files? No Thanks, I'm Good


Celebrities Just Shouldn't Try to Answer ... Things


Avatar Day is Nigh! Nigh!!


It's Britney, Bitch!


Heyoo!


Leno is Back With a "Meh"


This is TOTALLY EFFED


Remember That Time Fox Ruined That Show You Really Liked?


Viral Schmiral


It's Naked Tuesday!


Real Vampires Kick Ass and Get Laid


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