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Ray Stevens Could Never Have Imagined This

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As many of you are aware, I’m quite a fan of nudity. So, it should come as no surprise that I also enjoy streakers at sporting events. Whether it’s at a soccer match, a baseball game or even while watching hockey (nudity and ice pair up surprisingly well) I always get a kick out of the guy or girl who decides to whip ‘em out for their country, just for the sake of making it on the 10 o’clock news or because that’s just what Frank the Tank does. Usually it’s nothing more than an innocent bit of exhibitionism that really doesn’t hurt anybody, unless you’re offended by certain body types or appendages, and the streaker in question is forgotten about in due course. But once in a while something comes along that sears itself so deeply into your psyche that you don’t really know if you can ever un-see it. I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not sure how I feel about the following clip. Pre-op? Post-op? Was it a dare? Did the doctor stop half way through? I just don’t know what to think. Judge for yourself.

The clip may be NSFW but I really don’t know so err on the side of caution.


Here’s a question for you: in my home province, it has been established by way of case law that women may go topless in public as well as men. Of course, this is because if women were not allowed to, it would be due soley to gender and that is a no-no. What about jurisdictions where that rule of law doesn’t exist? Could he/she be prosecuted for public indecency? Whatever your thoughts, you do have to admit that the doctor did some pretty fine work. Also, my pants are very confused.









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Comments

Where are his nipples? All bouncy boobs deserve nipples.

I have watched that 3 times now - apparently I am very confused by nippleless boobs.

Posted by: harleymom at August 4, 2010 8:27 PM

_____ Cougarmony.C o m _____ hot and sincere people from all parts of the world gather here, for the one common goal. Search and meet their friends or dream lovers!!! it always worths the efforts to try! life is a journey, no body wants to be alone! anyway, that's what I heard from a hot cougar from there.

Posted by: cuttiebabe123 at August 4, 2010 8:32 PM

Umm ... okay.

Posted by: The Wanderer at August 4, 2010 8:54 PM

Way to go cuttiebabe123! Way TO GO!

Because my dream lover is really a tan man with fake boobs, no nipples, good musculature, and an incredible fashion sense.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at August 4, 2010 8:55 PM

Ohmygawd. Heeee. What the hell was that? Dude has nice boobs. I'm confused.

Posted by: figgy at August 4, 2010 9:04 PM

OK I just listened to what the guys were saying, it makes it even better:

"He looks like a galloping horse! how beautiful!" then he goes on to talk about goals.

Hee.

Posted by: figgy at August 4, 2010 9:10 PM

cutiebabe123, um, can someone help you?

That man's breasts are WAY too high. Or, mine are way too low. *winces*

Is he really nipple-less, or did they blur them out so this video would meet Safe for Work standards? I'm with harleymom, breasts without nipples is more weird than a man with breasts.

Posted by: Stinky at August 4, 2010 9:16 PM

See, this is why Kramer invented The Bro, AKA The Mansierre.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at August 4, 2010 11:02 PM

So you say you like boobsalot

Yes, I like boobsalot

Boobsalot boobsalot

You gotta like boobsalot

Say you wear your jockalot

Yes I wear my jockalot

Jockalot jockalot

You gotta wear your jockalot.

Posted by: , at August 5, 2010 12:27 AM

Or are those pec implants that don't look that good running?

Posted by: monitorman at August 5, 2010 1:58 AM

cuttiebabe123 is a spam/bot something-or-other.

I'm guessing that the guy has been using steroids and concentrating way too much on his pecs at the gym.

I will not consider any other theory.

Posted by: RestInPeace at August 5, 2010 2:11 AM

Great. You can go topless in Saskatchewan. And if you do so you will walk around with nipples that can cut glass.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at August 5, 2010 2:11 AM

I am NOT a spam bot something or other! How very dare you! I just want to let everyone know about all the hot dream lovers one can meet online. Sheesh, just trying to spread a little joy and happiness in the world.

Posted by: cuttiebabe123 at August 5, 2010 2:14 AM

I'm sure "cuttie" is supposed to be pronounced "kyootie", but I read "cutty" and immediately thought of some elementary school psychopath slashing her way to the heart of some cougary minx. Hooray for lesbian toddler serial killers!

Posted by: jesuschrysler at August 5, 2010 4:28 AM

OM fucking G, I can't believe someone else here knows "Boobsalot"! I have the original by The Holy Modal Rounders on my iTunes playlist, but The Fugs also covered it. I wonder which one you like? I'm a hetero male, comma (may I call you ,?), but right now I think I'd marry you. We can do that where I live, you know.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at August 5, 2010 5:49 AM

Language, Nudity, Violence, and Sex.

Posted by: Lucas at August 5, 2010 5:53 AM

That nipplessman has a nice hiney and very nice skin. hmmmm I wonder if I'm ovulating. I must be ovulating.

Posted by: Viking at August 5, 2010 8:46 AM

I wish I had skin that smooth. Well, except for the nipples. I don't want it smooth there.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 5, 2010 9:10 AM

Posted by: Uriah Creep at August 5, 2010 5:49 AM
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Whichever version Dr. Demento used to play. Rounders, I think.

Sorry, already married and once is all I needed to learn my lesson.

Posted by: , at August 5, 2010 10:48 AM

Come and join hot cougars, milfs' mingle club _____Sugarmommamatch. C o m_____sensual old folks wanna recapture some youth while young guys wanna learn some old tricks!! you never know what you can end up with being here!! it's all my friends' hottest recommendation!!!

Posted by: dalydd at August 5, 2010 12:08 PM

Yeah, I’m confused on this one, too. I’m not 100% convinced those aren’t just poorly executed male pec implants.

Posted by: Harry Coverts at August 5, 2010 1:48 PM

Far be it from me, a new Pajiba fan, to make this salient point: However, despite the fact that CuttyBabe, um, KyootiBabe, whatever, and her pal Dalydd, have tried to prove they are not Spambots---and I'm NOT sayin' they AREN'T real---BUT, their messages (in numerous forums; fora; what's the declension/plural for "forums"?) seem to have the same content, regardless of the topic at hand. This kinda bugs me.

I, for instance, just burned my hand making vegetarian chili for my kids' "healthy" chili-cheese dogs, even though I'd love nothin' better than to sink my teeth into the over-processed-meat-food-product-chili from a can that I loved as a child.

And, I am telling you the truth: As I was typing this message, my cat just vomited, tsunami-like, all over my bedroom rug!!!

THIS is real, folks.

Spambots, top this if you can!

Posted by: Stinky at August 7, 2010 8:05 PM