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An Apology

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I would have thought that a post that begins with the sentence, “It may surprise some of you to know that I enjoy taking the piss out of Americans on occasion.” would be met in the spirit that it was intended. Hell it even made ridiculous claims that, while some Americans and Canadians would no doubt believe were true, simply could not be taken seriously by someone with a shred of logic. Honestly people, I don’t hate Americans nor do I think they’re stupid, but apparently some of you cannot grant me the same latitude. That goes for Canadians too. You, especially, should know better.


Any of you that know me (and if you’ve been around here for any length of time you do) are fully aware that I’m willing to poke fun at my country and myself just as quickly as any other nationality or person. However, I realize that I may have gone too far. I could write some flowery apology to those who took offence to my ridiculous rant, or I could prostrate myself before you begging that you forgive my presumption but I don’t really think that would appropriately convey my sincerity. Actually, I think the upstanding young people over at Filmdrunk made a compilation that truly expresses my sentiments. It even conveniently ties in with yesterday’s post. But really, that puppy lives with me, you wouldn’t hurt a puppy would you?


I love you all.

(Source: FilmDrunk)









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Comments

That's actually a picture of your puppy? Pretty damn cute...for a Canadian.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 25, 2010 8:05 PM

Ha! Love it. And I got it the first time.

:pats self on back:

Posted by: RobP at August 25, 2010 8:06 PM

The only opinion I have about any of this is that that puppy is friggin' adorable.

Posted by: sillytwoshoes at August 25, 2010 8:06 PM

Apparently I missed something, because what the fuck are you talking about?

Posted by: the_wakeful at August 25, 2010 8:07 PM

People took offense to that? Muthafuckas can eat a fat dick.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at August 25, 2010 8:08 PM

You're too lovable to offend anyone. Tell me who said it and I'll rip off his head and poop down his throat.

Posted by: Cindy at August 25, 2010 8:13 PM

Oh, fuck you.

Posted by: TK at August 25, 2010 8:15 PM

You self righteous, arrogan...PUPPY! Look at the little cutie pie umpkins! Who's a cute little puppy? Who's a sweet boy? You are! That's right. You're the sweetest most adorablest little puppy ever! Awwwww

/dissolves into a blabbering stupid American

Posted by: Scully at August 25, 2010 8:16 PM

That puppy is adorable, and I think he'd be simply delicious with the correct marinade.

Aside from that, RS, feel free to rip any country you desire a new one.

Posted by: The Wanderer at August 25, 2010 8:17 PM

my, your sensitive; who'd a thunk it?

Posted by: splinter at August 25, 2010 8:17 PM

Oh, hell, RS, we all know that you're laughing at us, not with us and we love you for it, ya crazy Canuckistani.


*Launch The Bombers On My Signal*

Posted by: Spender at August 25, 2010 8:22 PM

Someone took you seriously? BWAHAHAHAHAHA! That's on their dumb ass! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at August 25, 2010 8:25 PM

Hey man, I've got the power ring around here (well unless you count that toy Sinestro's sporting), and as far as I'm concerned "apology accepted".

Oh and fuck you too, my friend. Fuck you too.

Posted by: Green Lantern at August 25, 2010 8:28 PM

We would never bomb you, dear. We're too in love with your delicious timber. And that maple syrup. And the adorable sounds you make when you try to speak English.

Posted by: Jerce at August 25, 2010 8:32 PM

Listen, pal - NOBODY takes the piss out of me. I'll get rid of my own piss when I'm good and god damned READY. It's my right and I'm pretty sure it's in the Constitution.

Posted by: Craigilicious at August 25, 2010 8:40 PM

Hasn't anybody ever heard "I kid because I love"? Geez.

People, panties, wads. Get over it.

Posted by: MM at August 25, 2010 8:52 PM

Goddamm puppy!!!

Posted by: greer at August 25, 2010 9:04 PM

So I read much of the thread from yesterday's post and I thought people were more angry over the content of the video you posted than anything you had to say. What you said was funny; the video was obnoxious.

Also, today's video wasn't that great either. Don't get me wrong, I love a good fuck you (or even frak you or eff you), but it's so much better when it is more elaborate. Any one can say fuck you (or eff you though there aren't as many who would say frak you). The truly great moments are when someone says something like: "fuck you, fuck the horse you road in on, and fuck your little dog too." Those are the cinematic moments that should have made it into today's clip.

Posted by: Morgan Lefai at August 25, 2010 9:08 PM

I was in Ontario when the Quebec secession movement hit it's zenith or nadir, depending on your point of view. It collapsed when the national government suggested that as citizens of an independent country, Quebecois would have carry a distinct passport & establish their own diplomatic & trade relationships. Including with Canada. Which might take some persuading given the whole leaving in a huff thing.

The Frankish hordes caved in earnest when the treasury proposed an apportionment of the national debt. Leave it to Canadians to win an argument by agreeing with the other guys.

I was inspired to plot a Shibumi (Rumored in production, or something.) / Trevanian ("The Eiger Sanction") type adventure, with the working title: "Just Desserts."


/Just Desserts

Quebec secedes, mostly because the rest of Canada is tired of listening to them whine.

Despite the other side being, well, Canadians, the now independent Quebecois manage to create escalating armed border skirmishes ending in a stand-off. Since they don't yet have diplomatic & trade relationships, and besides everybody likes Canadians (because they're so nice), the Quebecois have a shortage of weapons. Thus, the smuggling across the St. Lawrence commences. From the US. We have guns. Extra guns. Lots of them.

Of course, there are interdiction attempts, and escalation, and eventually there's live fire. Live fire on the US border hasn't historically been such a good idea.

Having at the time more army than we could keep busy, and a lot of supplies nearing their expiration date (This was around the end of the cold war.) the US takes the only reasonable course. We invade. The newly independent Quebec. Because, well, they're annoying and we're always just looking for an excuse. Besides, they're nearby, and nearly French.

So, having seceded from Canada in a huff because of cultural imperialism and under-representation, Quebec becomes a territory of the US, occupied, without the rights of a state.

Because we're Americans, we tell them they can petition - as in ask politely - for statehood, after they've learned the freaking language & proved they have become right thinking Ammurikhuns. Meanwhile, we carpet-bag Northwards with McDonalds, monster truck racing, skeet surfing & televangelism. We let them keep their attitude toward strip clubs because, you know, culture.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at August 25, 2010 9:17 PM

That anyone might have taken you seriously only proves your point, hmmm?

Don't go all Michael Phelps on us and apologize for every little thing; if people got offened, fuck them! Fuck them right in the ear. It was a funny piece - well written, satirical, and that needs no apology.

Sweet of you to think of it, though. We loves you, too.

Posted by: noodlestein at August 25, 2010 9:20 PM

Robert you made one crucial mistake.

We Americans can dish it out but we can't take it.

It's just the way we are. Sorry.

Posted by: John W at August 25, 2010 9:27 PM

No, no, no, no. Fuck YOU.

I love you.

Posted by: figgy at August 25, 2010 9:30 PM

Ah ever the classy little man, Mr. Scott.

I'm not sure which is more weak: saying "fuck you" to people you acted like a tool towards or blaming us for being offended. Perhaps I'd take it less seriously if you actually did tee off on your own countrymen with the same level of shitheadedness as your previously authored thread. Nah, who am I kidding, you're still skid mark.

The fact of the matter is, you attempted to be clever and it blew up in your face. Happens to all of us at some point of our lives or another. But clearly you're blaming people in here for not getting that it was supposed to be a joke. We understood just fine, it just wasn't funny. You're not just some random poster in here, you get to be one of the site's authors. So no, you don't get the same latitude as the rest of us common folks. You have to take some actual responsibility for what you say and either stand by it altogether or admit you're wrong when you're called out on it. I'd have given you a Mulligan if I thought you were being sincere. I don't.

I'll tell you what I'll do for you; as it just so happens, I happen to live on your side of the line. If you actually have the gumption to come on over to my front door and try that line of yours on me, I might actually give you some respect....or a contusion, I haven't decided yet.

In the meantime, you're a shitheel. Not a Canadian shitheel, mind you. Just a shitheel.

Posted by: bleujayone at August 25, 2010 9:33 PM

Beagle puppies are non-native to northern climes.

That's clearly a stolen American puppy. And he's obviously missing his beloved homeland with all our Freedom everywhere, you dirty damn Canadian puppy-napper!

Posted by: Wednesday at August 25, 2010 9:40 PM

Adorable puppy is adorable!

FWIW I read that thread and I thought knickers + twist. Get over it folks.

Posted by: banana at August 25, 2010 9:41 PM

That cute puppy is yours? I want him! I'm going to come up there and take it from you, it's the American way!

Too soon?

Posted by: Dorothy Snarker at August 25, 2010 9:43 PM

What the hell is wrong with people? You were offended by THAT? That's fucking ridiculous.

Posted by: John G. at August 25, 2010 9:43 PM

I didn't read the post in question, and yet I'm not the least bit offended. And just think about it; having not read it, the level of offensiveness it might contain is infinite to me. And yet I'm still not the slightest bit aroused to offense. Clearly my American skin is almost as thick as my American skull.

Posted by: altan at August 25, 2010 9:52 PM

i am continually amazed by the total lack of humor that too many people on the internet have.

no harm, no foul.

and the puppy is ADORABLE!!!!

Posted by: the Fatman at August 25, 2010 9:56 PM

surely you jest! who the hell complained?? I want to see some nasty comments, COME ON!! If someone doesn't have a sense of humor why are they reading this site? Robert Scott, don't tell anyone but you're my new favorite. keep the snark flowing like a river. and the "fuck you" video was priceless. Is anyone offended by "fuck you" anymore? isn't that like saying "hello"?

Posted by: di at August 25, 2010 10:30 PM

Wait - seriously? You're seriously apologizing for one post where you facetiously mocked Americans? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? We (mostly Anna Von Beaverwhore) make fun of Canadia ALL THE TIME! It's a national (well, USA) tradition and there are whiny-ass, motherfucking Americans getting their widdle feewings hurt because you made ONE joking post about the Americans being ignorant of countries outside of our own? What, did it hit too close to home? Jeezis, people, you disappoint me. We can dish it the hell out, but can't take a little good-natured ribbing? Man, that's just saaaayaad.

That said - bleujayone, gitchoo some Xanax. I hear it's cheaper in Canstandandinavia.

Robert - It's almost September (I don't know what that is in metric) you might want to head back to your igloo and start collecting whale blubber to fuel your oil lamps. Winter's *almost* here!

Posted by: Lainey at August 25, 2010 10:39 PM

I'm thinking if the piece had been better written, then it might've been taken in the spirit in which it was supposedly intended. I've seen plenty of pieces on this site that were obviously satire and got their intent across perfectly without "offending" anyone, even when they were apparent attacks on people/groups. You can't blame people for reading into something a certain way if the writing's not good enough to make clear that it's satire/parody/good-natured ribbing. The piece still stands as bitter and insecure to me. Not that I'm offended as an American; I'm offended as a reader that a writer should feel he has to explain his intent to counteract a negative reaction to a badly written piece. It's not that people are oversensitive or can't take a joke; it's that they are so used to the high quality satire that's usually on this site that they didn't recognize it when it wasn't up to the usual standard.

Posted by: tinmo at August 25, 2010 10:41 PM

You're too lovable to offend anyone. Tell me who said it and I'll rip off his head and poop down his throat.

Posted by: Cindy at August 25, 2010 8:13 PM

It's so lovable that you'd rip someone's head off but then just politely "poop" down his throat. Give him a good shit, Cindy. (Are you sure you're not one of us polite Canuckstians?)

Posted by: Uriah Creep at August 25, 2010 10:51 PM

Is anyone offended by "fuck you" anymore? isn't that like saying "hello"?

For me it is.

So I just actually watched the video, and I enjoyed that The Exorcist was in there. It was an actual little jolt, right in the middle there.

In conclusion, fuck you too, eh?

Posted by: MM at August 25, 2010 10:54 PM

It takes a hell of a lot more to offend me than that. I did think the video was kind of lame though-not offensive, just lame.

Also, I eat puppies. The sadder they look, the more delicious they taste.

Posted by: JR at August 25, 2010 10:55 PM

also, I think that Robert is just getting his feet under him (didn't he just start writing for this site?) Others may think that they can do better, but get the safety of only commenting.

Posted by: banana at August 25, 2010 10:55 PM

PS That puppy is NOT admin's. Don't be fooled.

(CuteOverload.com, peeps, check it.)

Posted by: MM at August 25, 2010 10:56 PM

What the fuck is a Canada?

Posted by: Fredo at August 25, 2010 10:57 PM

Whatever happened to the evening TV person?

Posted by: zito at August 25, 2010 10:58 PM

Oh yeah, this: Please Don't Bomb Us / Robert Scott

You. Bomb you. Special forces. Predator drones. Adjustable-yield weapons. Gait identification. We'll take out & only you whenever we like(Note) without ruffling the dog's floppy ears or disrupting Maple syrup production.

Note - Unless you are an exceptionally tall Saudi ex-pat of distinctive voice with kidney disease / diabetes living in the borderlands of AfPak with a swarm of acolytes & a hot line to Al Jazeera. Those we can't seem to find. Go figure.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at August 25, 2010 11:34 PM

I meant, "we'll take out you & only you."

Amazing what one little mis-edit in the targeting sequence can do. In ...

3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Sorry, Canada. My bad.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at August 25, 2010 11:41 PM

Pffft! Foreigners. Always apologizing. Stick to yer guns, man! It's the American way!

Posted by: coryo at August 25, 2010 11:52 PM

Jesus CHRIST admin, are you on your period or something? Apologizing? Sheesh. Sack up.
You Canadistanis with your 'thank yous' and 'I'm sorrys'.

Hey, why don't Canadians have orgies?
Too many 'Thank You' notes!
http://instantrimshot.com/

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at August 26, 2010 12:20 AM

So some commenters got their feelings hurt and wrote some stupid comments, which hurt your feelings so you wrote a stupid post? Yours has a puppy and a video though, so I suppose I'm on your side.

Posted by: ERM at August 26, 2010 12:22 AM

people were angry over that boring ass video? what the fuck? we elected george fucking bush! yeah... fuck us.

Posted by: seth at August 26, 2010 12:25 AM

Awwww, we was just funnin' with ya.

*slugs Canada on the arm, really really REALLY hard*

Posted by: , at August 26, 2010 12:35 AM

Also, your puppy looks a little chewy. I think it might need some tenderizing before I stick it on the spit.

Posted by: , at August 26, 2010 12:36 AM

Wow, bluejayone - can we be serious for a moment? Normally I'm a "live and let live", "people have a right to their opinion" kind of girl but wow. You come across as a total bed-wetting wanker in both this post and in Robert's previous post.

You, you can see that right? I refuse to believe that you're actually married to a Canadian only because Canadian girls tend to avoid marrying such an obvious completely humourless tool.

Also, just because your arrogant ass thinks that the post was Robert's "weak attempt to be clever" doesn't make it true.

A word of advice - you'll live a much happier life if you learn to loosen the stick in your ass and understand the concept of a joke.

And I know what you're thinking - my highly inappropriate crush on Robert is why I'm jumping to his defense, not because of your wanker-ness. I do have a highly inappropriate crush on Sir Robert but mostly I write this because wanker-ness such as yours gives me that good old stabby feeling deep in mah Canadian belly!

Posted by: Kelly at August 26, 2010 1:49 AM

Alright admin.
Now that I actually have read the post you are apologizing for I am even more irritated. Don't you EVER let me catch you apologizing for pissing off ALL THE RIGHT FUCKING PEOPLE AGAIN!!!
I will recall that little prezzie I sent you in the mail last week. OH YES I WILL!!!!
{not a bomb. YET}
I think you should make it your goddamn MISSION IN LIFE to irritate jumped up humorless asshats like some of the 'commenters' (we TOTALLY NEED a sneer font) in that thread.
Suck it up people, it is Pajiba, not the fucking ladies knitting circle. If you can't take the snark, stay on the porch.
The HORROR! He made fun of UHMERICUNS!!!!! With EXAMPLES!!!!!
{Clutches pearls, swoons}

Lwa'e', Portland OR, USA.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at August 26, 2010 2:09 AM

it is Pajiba, not the fucking ladies knitting circle

That's good, because I don't know how to knit.

Posted by: MM at August 26, 2010 2:44 AM

The puppy... the eyes... so adorable... hypnotised by cuteness...

Posted by: squeeziee at August 26, 2010 3:41 AM

didn't read the post but that dog is soooooooooooooooo cute. I'm melting because of the cuteness overload!

Posted by: lauwer at August 26, 2010 4:09 AM

Could you put the puppy on a plane to me?

Me wants it.

Posted by: magiel at August 26, 2010 4:12 AM

Dude, don't go prostrating yourself.
You just keep your prostrate. It's a handy little thing that you'd miss if it were gone.

Some of us knew where you were comin' from. My asshat comment in that thread was made in the same spirit of jest, which was hopefully just as apparent to you as you meant your post to be, and I didn't bother to watch the vid, so my panties never got twisted.

Posted by: Rykker at August 26, 2010 4:38 AM

Wait, when did Canada get the internets? Congrats, guys!

Posted by: Elfrieda at August 26, 2010 6:44 AM

People took that rant seriously?

I was under the assumption that everything written on Pajiba, ever, was usually written while high/drunk/ A Pajiban and as such was taken with a pinch of salt and the warm, tingly feeling that comes with being high/drunk/A Pajiban in control of a keyboard (Seriously kids, dont Paiban and type. Or do, what ever, I'm not your mother)

Posted by: Nadine at August 26, 2010 7:55 AM

Wait Robert is admin?

Also, an American would NEVER APOLOGIZE!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAÁÄÃÅĀÂÆ!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at August 26, 2010 9:06 AM

Robert,

Don't apologize. Don't be that guy. Write your posts and stand behind them. Fuck the sensitive ones.

And bluejayone,

You're jumping down this guy's throat because his rant didn't tickle your funny bone? Yikes. Just because you don't find it hilarious doesn't mean you need to shit all over him. He's new to this posting gig. Give him some leeway. For example, I'm sure you fucked the furnace several dozen times before finally finding your prostitute's vagina. Let's allow Robert time to find his prostitute's vagina, know what I mean?

Posted by: Kballs at August 26, 2010 9:12 AM

admin is obviously one of the funniest commenters on the site. Consistently. Much funnier and more entertaining than his detractors so I don't know what gives them the confidence to call him out. Most seem to be the people who we give laughs to because they're trying so darn hard. That courtesy will no longer be extended.

Posted by: becks at August 26, 2010 9:13 AM

I'm sure you fucked the furnace several dozen times before finally finding your prostitute's vagina.

I'm not at all sure what that means, but I am totally stealing it.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at August 26, 2010 9:24 AM

That's good, because I don't know how to knit.

Posted by: MM at August 26, 2010 2:44 AM
---
You can knit your brow.

Posted by: , at August 26, 2010 9:32 AM

Aww is the puppy sad about your embarrassingly long and peaceful independence process, or that you still have the Queen on your money?

Posted by: Piato at August 26, 2010 9:42 AM

I don't care if you've "apologized". Next thing you'll be trying to build a Canadian Web site right next to Pajiba. It's insensitive and offensive. And it's way too soon.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 26, 2010 10:06 AM

I agree with PaddyDog, Robert's (admin's? who knew?!) Canadian Pajiba must be at least 5 links away from the American Pajiba. And they sure as hell better not use the same server. Think of the Pajiba families!

Also, yeah, bluejayone is just pissy because he/she/it is stuck in the middle of the human centipede. Get over it, already.

Posted by: RobP at August 26, 2010 10:15 AM

Sure, Canadians have the RIGHT to post on Pajiba but SHOULD they? I mean this was the site of some homeland security website pulling thingy I read about but don't actually have any idea about. Canadian posting is insensitive to the memory of that. Or something.

NO POST HERE! NO POST HERE!

Posted by: Paul at August 26, 2010 10:26 AM

Also, an American would NEVER APOLOGIZE!!!!!

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at August 26, 2010 9:06 AM

Exactly!

Pussies...

Posted by: coryo at August 26, 2010 10:31 AM

I don't care if you've "apologized". Next thing you'll be trying to build a Canadian Web site right next to Pajiba. It's insensitive and offensive. And it's way too soon.

Fucker'll probably call his site Pajibeh.

(beat)

(beat)

Yeah, fuck you, I know where the damn door is.

Posted by: TK at August 26, 2010 10:34 AM

I'm calling on all peaceful Canadians to refudiate Robert's post.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 26, 2010 10:46 AM

If that puppy really lives with you, you obviously insulted him far worse than you insulted us. Look at the widdle puppy face, oooooo.

I thought the whole Canadian post was hilarious. Who didn't get the joke?

Posted by: BWeaves at August 26, 2010 10:46 AM

Pajiba presents: TK in "The Return of Vaudeville"

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 26, 2010 10:48 AM

I love you, TK. So hard.

Posted by: Smokin at August 26, 2010 10:52 AM

And now that I know that it is admin (I'm pretty), I'll mess you assholes up.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at August 26, 2010 10:53 AM

Eh, don't ever apologize for ragging on Americans. Most of us are so self-important, smug and humorless, not only should people not apologize for making fun of us, they should make fun of us more often. America is like the guy who used to be the football captain in high school, but now he's a grownup and too dumb to realize nobody gives a fuck that he was the football captain.

America needs much more ridicule, apparently, to really GET two things:

1) America's got some shit it needs to fix here before we do any more yapping about how fucked up everybody else is. Everybody else IS fucked up, too, but they don't want to hear it from us any more than we want to hear it from them.
2) When you get mad at what people say about you, you obviously DO care what they think, so saying angrily, "We don't care what you think" makes you sound like a goddam idiot.

Posted by: Slash at August 26, 2010 11:08 AM

What Slash said. Times infinity.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at August 26, 2010 11:12 AM

What Snuggiepants said. Divided by zero.

Oh man, I think I just broke my calculator.

Posted by: branded at August 26, 2010 11:21 AM

What brandy said. Subtracted by nom nom nom.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at August 26, 2010 11:25 AM

Wow, when did Pajiba get so serious?

Posted by: Jadine at August 26, 2010 11:28 AM

Sometime around the death of Heath Ledger. *rimshot*

Posted by: Robert Scott at August 26, 2010 11:39 AM

Wasn't he Canadian?

Posted by: Snuggiepants at August 26, 2010 11:40 AM

Nope, just Australian.

Posted by: Kballs at August 26, 2010 11:44 AM

It's cuntcicles like that guy that really make me wish we had immigration laws more like Arizona. Or at least the ability to borrow said inhumane laws for a day or two so we could toss said shithead back across the border.

Douche. You're officially on the Polar Bear Fucking List.

Posted by: Xtreme at August 26, 2010 2:17 PM

As much as I didn't like Robert's piece, I totally second what Slash said. I think that's what Robert was trying to say too, but Slash really got the point across and I wasn't offended. Maybe it's the whole phenomenon of, "Only my brother and I can make fun of our mom; if you do we'll fuck you up..." ??

Posted by: tinmo at August 26, 2010 2:45 PM

You know, in hindsight, I blame myself. I have not been on here as much in recent months, and it has CLEARLY lowered the level of awesome on the site. You are either part of the solution or part of the problem, so I will try and participate more. Asshats really should not go unchallenged.
It is PAJIBA, BITCHEZ! Scathing, Bitchy, and SNARKY. Hand wringing PC whiners need not apply.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at August 26, 2010 3:07 PM

HAHAHA some of you lot should claiming asylum at Arkham. You know who you are. You fucking idiots.

Posted by: peanut at August 26, 2010 3:26 PM

I noticed your absence, LWA'E. There's been a definite lack of sexual innuendo around these parts.

*thinks hard*

Sexual innyourendo . . .

See, it's just lame when I do it.

Posted by: Lauren at August 26, 2010 4:07 PM

Dear Lauren.
Come join us all on Facebook. Search me out:

Lindsey Withan'e'
I will hook you up. Put yo' sweet ass on the Pajibook corner. {You will like it, trust me}

And you did that wrong, it is:

'Oh baby, don't get me thinking 'hard'. I won't get another thing done all damn day. Well, maybe SOME things.'

Is that an innuendo, or are you just happy to see me?


Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at August 26, 2010 5:40 PM

While watching the video, I was listening to the last minute or so of this.

Just when I thought the music couldn't get any more beautiful...

Posted by: Shadowen at August 28, 2010 2:29 AM