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Posted by: Gavin S. at December 9, 2010 8:23 PM
Sparkle Motion!
Posted by: Vince Noir at December 9, 2010 8:24 PM
What the McFuck was that?
Posted by: latvianluck at December 9, 2010 8:24 PM
Well, the plan was to cook myself a steak for dinner but I guess I'll go drown myself in the sink instead.
Thanks a lot, Robert.
Posted by: AM at December 9, 2010 8:28 PM
I don't see the problem. Isn't this how every white man in an educational position with no dance training choreographs songs? It's how I do non-tap numbers with my students.
Posted by: Robert at December 9, 2010 8:38 PM
Of course white men can dance. Some of the first famous breakdancers (Crazy Legs, etc) were white.
Posted by: Nubbies Away at December 9, 2010 8:39 PM
Double dreamhands...
(That's what she said.)
Posted by: Kati at December 9, 2010 9:48 PM
Well, that was... enthusiastic.
Posted by: Nobody's Little Weasel at December 9, 2010 10:11 PM
GARY BUSEY?!?!?!!?
Posted by: coveredinbees at December 9, 2010 10:35 PM
Could that have been any more Caucasian?
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The answer is no.
//walks to the Zacatecas Mart on the corner
//buys pan dulces and eye-flirts with the cute broom pusher who doesn't know English
//waves to the Belizeans two doors down
//facebook stalks the agnostic Jewish ex-boyfriend
...aahhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted by: Rest In Peace at December 10, 2010 1:35 AM
I think Gary Busey (c-bees beat me there) has granted us a foolproof Pajiba greeting. There will be no mistaking a fellow Godtopussy fearin' acolyte after this.
Now let's get into it people - the thumbs are key, so I know I'm me!
Posted by: replica at December 10, 2010 2:34 AM
When you're having a bad day, just remember: You could be that guy. He stands in front of a mirror watching himself practice this shit all the time. I barely made it to the end once without wanting to rip my skin off.
Posted by: Kballs at December 10, 2010 7:54 AM
This might be the bestest thing I see all day. I'm confused though. The move near the end that he called "Freestyle", is identical to what I call the "White Boy 101", which is a stiffer version of the "Carlton Banks".
Still, Double Dream Hands people!
Posted by: Groundloop at December 10, 2010 8:03 AM
I can't hate. He's got more rhythm than I do...
Posted by: Laura at December 10, 2010 10:53 AM
This has the makings of a flashmob.
Pick the place, the date, and everyone do the dance.
Posted by: morganew at December 10, 2010 11:02 AM
Guarantee you that joker pulls more wool than any of us ever will.
Posted by: Forward Observer at December 10, 2010 11:21 AM
Double Blane Hands!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ-dGMwzcHA
Posted by: Blane at December 10, 2010 11:58 AM
A real choreographer would use instructor right and left when facing a group and teaching chorey. He says "right" and raises his right hand, which would be my left if I was mirroring him. Bad white dance man.
Yes, my kids make fun of me, because I always raise my left hand when I'm trying to indicate the right side. Too many years as a group fit instructor!
Posted by: Mrs Smith at December 10, 2010 3:35 PM
HOLY EFFIN' ASLAN I NEED BLEACH AND NAPALM NOW.
I feel dirty and used.
Posted by: Kahntahmp at December 10, 2010 4:58 PM
That is almost as awesome as this...almost. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh9Mko23JeA