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White Men Can Dance

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That is almost as awesome as this...almost. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh9Mko23JeA

Posted by: Gavin S. at December 9, 2010 8:23 PM

Sparkle Motion!

Posted by: Vince Noir at December 9, 2010 8:24 PM

What the McFuck was that?

Posted by: latvianluck at December 9, 2010 8:24 PM

Well, the plan was to cook myself a steak for dinner but I guess I'll go drown myself in the sink instead.

Thanks a lot, Robert.

Posted by: AM at December 9, 2010 8:28 PM

I don't see the problem. Isn't this how every white man in an educational position with no dance training choreographs songs? It's how I do non-tap numbers with my students.

Posted by: Robert at December 9, 2010 8:38 PM

Of course white men can dance. Some of the first famous breakdancers (Crazy Legs, etc) were white.

Posted by: Nubbies Away at December 9, 2010 8:39 PM

Double dreamhands...

(That's what she said.)

Posted by: Kati at December 9, 2010 9:48 PM

Well, that was... enthusiastic.

Posted by: Nobody's Little Weasel at December 9, 2010 10:11 PM

GARY BUSEY?!?!?!!?

Posted by: coveredinbees at December 9, 2010 10:35 PM

Could that have been any more Caucasian?
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The answer is no.

//walks to the Zacatecas Mart on the corner
//buys pan dulces and eye-flirts with the cute broom pusher who doesn't know English
//waves to the Belizeans two doors down
//facebook stalks the agnostic Jewish ex-boyfriend

...aahhhhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: Rest In Peace at December 10, 2010 1:35 AM

I think Gary Busey (c-bees beat me there) has granted us a foolproof Pajiba greeting. There will be no mistaking a fellow Godtopussy fearin' acolyte after this.

Now let's get into it people - the thumbs are key, so I know I'm me!

Posted by: replica at December 10, 2010 2:34 AM

When you're having a bad day, just remember: You could be that guy. He stands in front of a mirror watching himself practice this shit all the time. I barely made it to the end once without wanting to rip my skin off.

Posted by: Kballs at December 10, 2010 7:54 AM

This might be the bestest thing I see all day. I'm confused though. The move near the end that he called "Freestyle", is identical to what I call the "White Boy 101", which is a stiffer version of the "Carlton Banks".

Still, Double Dream Hands people!

Posted by: Groundloop at December 10, 2010 8:03 AM

I can't hate. He's got more rhythm than I do...

Posted by: Laura at December 10, 2010 10:53 AM

This has the makings of a flashmob.

Pick the place, the date, and everyone do the dance.

Posted by: morganew at December 10, 2010 11:02 AM

Guarantee you that joker pulls more wool than any of us ever will.

Posted by: Forward Observer at December 10, 2010 11:21 AM

Posted by: Blane at December 10, 2010 11:58 AM

A real choreographer would use instructor right and left when facing a group and teaching chorey. He says "right" and raises his right hand, which would be my left if I was mirroring him. Bad white dance man.

Yes, my kids make fun of me, because I always raise my left hand when I'm trying to indicate the right side. Too many years as a group fit instructor!

Posted by: Mrs Smith at December 10, 2010 3:35 PM

HOLY EFFIN' ASLAN I NEED BLEACH AND NAPALM NOW.

I feel dirty and used.

Posted by: Kahntahmp at December 10, 2010 4:58 PM