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Your Words Are Infectious

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We have a pretty diverse and eclectic range of people here at Pajiba and consequently we tend to receive a fair array of viewpoints from our readers. While I think we all share a general love of film, literature and pop culture to varying degrees, I always find it amazing that we’ve got individuals from so many walks of life.

Another commonality that many of us share is a love for writing. This may seem like a bit of an odd direction to go with this piece but I’ve noticed that many of the regular commenters on the site have mentioned screenplays or novels or what have you at various different times during my (counts fingers) five years of perusing your Pajiba. Since it seems to be a fairly common trait amongst the readership I figured I would do a little exploring. What actually started me thinking about the forthcoming question is a couple of comments which were posted on Jason Harris’ heartfelt and moving piece on his relationship and some of the questions leveled at Dustin when he gave his The State of Pajiba address.

I don’t consider myself a writer. The question I often ask myself (and I’m sure you ask Dustin too) is why I was recruited to contribute to the already sterling reputation of this particular website? I have to write as a professional (who doesn’t) but it’s mainly very dry and ultimately unfulfilling letters telling people “no” and to “smarten the fuck up” combined with various forms of legislation and documentation. Writing comments on Pajiba was the first time since high school that I had really written anything that I enjoyed. Whether that’s a sad indication of my ability or decries my lack of creativity can be debated but the fact of the matter is that it’s what started me on a path toward spewing my literary barf upon an unsuspecting and largely un-interested world.

Then, about a couple of years ago, I started a (now defunct) blog for no real reason other than this: catharsis. My profession requires me to be as nice as possible to people who are forced by law to give me large amounts of money and therefore (according to my employer) have the right, if not the solemn duty, to give me shit about everything. Being that I deal with the public I’m also forced to confront the chronic human condition known as Colorectalcraniumism, which can make for an extremely stressful day. I began to find that I felt a lot better after I had bukkaked my frothy rage all over the internet in a disturbing orgy of misspelling and bad grammar. I didn’t particularly care if anybody read it, or liked it, or even acknowledged that it had any value beyond being a place where I could say whatever my twisted and blackened little heart desired.

That’s it. I write because I find it cathartic and sometimes that’s what one needs. I have a suspicion that it’s why Jason wrote that piece as well and I have no fear that he’ll correct me if I’m wrong. Maybe it’s not standard Pajiba fare but I am decidedly unsure what would be considered the norm for this place. You’ll probably notice that in most of my posts I relate to the subject matter in some personal way. I don’t think that this is the best or proper way of writing a post, but I do it that way because I find that it’s much easier for me to produce something passable and it’s more enjoyable for me to put it into that sort of context. We all try to keep things as non-bloggy as possible but the personality that the writer’s work is imbued with is part of what gives Pajiba its charm and what has kept me here for so long. If I wanted to read or write sterile and heartless prose I would read a newspaper article or a fucking textbook.

When it’s all said and done, and as selfish as it is, I do this for me. I don’t have aspirations of being a writer and I don’t hope to one-day make money from it because then it becomes a job and I already have one of those. I admire people who do it for a living and I’m in awe of those who love it and try to or do make a profession out of it. Really, that’s what I want to know - why do you write? Feel free to tell us what you are writing too.









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Catharsis, mostly. Also to explore certain concepts and personality traits in people and in myself. It's almost like playing God when you write fiction, y'know?

That's why I don't bash people who write fanfiction. I know there's a lot of shitty stuff out there but there are also some gems from some really good writers, and I've written a tiny few things myself. The Astaire/Rogers RKO series of movies gave me quite a bit to think about and write about. It's an exercise in sociology, psychology, and language.

Posted by: Jessica at January 20, 2011 8:18 PM

I agree wholeheartedly that writing is a release. I almost always write for myself unless I'm forced to for something at work. I majored in journalism and ultimately became a reporter for a few newspapers before I gave that up to do what I'm doing now (completely unrelated field). What I realized is that when I was writing news stories, I rarely enjoyed them unless I was able to make a personal connection to it. Since that was so rare, I tried another career path and before long, I started a blog to use as a creative outlet and I realized how much I still like writing.

That's long winded but I agree with your sentiment here. The best writing is always personal.

Posted by: Matt at January 20, 2011 8:20 PM

We all try to keep things as non-bloggy as possible but the personality that the writer’s work is imbued with is part of what gives Pajiba its charm and what has kept me here for so long. If I wanted to read or write sterile and heartless prose I would read a newspaper article or a fucking textbook.

Agree 100 percent.

I write for personal catharsis as well. To some degree I also have written in an attempt to craft something worthy out of the written word - something that entertains or influences others or something that could make me feel accomplished in some minor way. The troubles with that second motive are twofold: it takes a lot of work, and I'm never satisfied.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at January 20, 2011 8:26 PM

The young mariner looked out into the stormy sea with terror and delight. Wave upon breaking wave of angry ocean were crashing against the long, barnacled hull of the British frigate, pounding with the same force as the boy’s heart against his ribcage. His breath came in gusts as cold and strong as the gale winds blew, and he could no longer distinguish the howling of the tempest from the sound of blood rushing through his veins. He gripped tightly to the hempen rope that balanced him, but he felt no fear that the mighty, heaving ship could toss him into the abysmal waters below. The storm could not kill the boy; his purpose was too great, not even the sea could steal it from him.

The strong, young lad and his crewmates had been at sea for weeks hunting the villainous pirates of The Lusty Maid. The British naval men had chased the thieves across seven salty seas, and were closing in at last when the old whore suddenly veered into the heart of a great, black squall. The wisdom was certainly to wait out the storm and resume the chase when the ocean had settled, but the captain of the boy’s ship was resolved to the contrary – wisdom be damned. The horrible pirate ship had been terrorizing British shipping lanes for months, laying waste to one ship after another and razing to the ground any port that did not meet their lascivious desires. Survivors cried of a crew that was made up entirely of red-eyed devils, brigands and murderers; and the infamous pirate captain was renowned for being the most sinful man on the seven seas. In the last two years, word of their awful deeds had spread across the empire like a terrible plague, and horror gripped the hearts of anyone who bore witness to the sight of the vessel’s patched, yellow sails crawling up over the back of the horizon. The young man’s ship, The Jack Aubrey, had orders to both capture the pirate-ship and bring its crew of marauders to justice, or to deliver it eternally unto Davy Jones. The boy’s captain cried out for the men to remain strong in the face of their fears, but his words were empty: the crew of The Jack Aubrey knew already they would either return as valiant, conquering heroes, or meet death in the embrace of swirling, bloody ocean.

Though the feeling of dread that had been brewing in the bellies of the crew since their grand departure from port was finally ready to boil over, the young mariner felt only manic delight for the approaching conflict. His peers may have suffered many long and lonely nights staring at the stars with dread and uncertainty, but the young mariner had waited his whole life for this moment and it would not be soured. For fifteen years he’d planned for the day when he would finally face off against his hated enemy: the vile captain of The Lusty Maid, the slayer of men and defiler of women -- Captain Rutherford McCall! The boy was not more than a pup the last time he laid eyes on the foul countenance of the villain, and although he might’ve forgotten the curve of his chin, the color of his eyes and the contours of his cheek, he could not forget the horrible misery the scoundrel was responsible for. In weaker moments his head implored his heart to seek respite from his hellish path, to abandon revenge and divert into a life of peace; but the stubborn, bloody muscle refused to forget its mission of vengeance, and steered the ship of his soul ever onward. Although the storm might soon drag both ships beneath the sea, into the darkness of the depths, and through gates of perdition, the boy knew that nothing could stop his mission of murder.

Another wave crashed against the ship beneath the young mariner and threw cold ocean spray in his face. He tossed his jacket aside, pushed the wet hair out of his eyes and steeled himself against the cool, stinging pinpricks of the icy rain. As the two ships sailed into each other’s wake, the boy put one leg upon the railing and tested the halyard that steadied him with one firm tug. He shifted his boot and tried to ignore the discomfort of the stiletto dagger that was tucked along his heel. His strong hand drew forth from its scabbard his cold, steel infantry saber, a long blade he’d adorned with a fine, golden thread of rope. His fingers wrapped around it as tightly as a vice so the moisture of the rain and ocean would not wash it from his hand. He stole a glance at the third weapon that was holstered at his side, a rare and valuable Scottish flintlock pistol that would serve his vengeance best. Though his skill with a blade was exceptional, the gun was his favored weapon and he intended to save its single, iron bullet for the gut of his nemesis. Before the storm was through, he would see the sulfurous flash of this gun muffled in the belly of Captain McFall.

He braced himself for the cannonade.

Posted by: superasente at January 20, 2011 8:27 PM

Why do I write? Two words: mad pussy.

Posted by: Stephenie Meyer at January 20, 2011 8:29 PM

I write because I love it, first and foremost. The art of the written word is sadly a dying thing. I'd like to at least try and keep it alive even if it's only on a personal level.
Honestly though, I think the main reason I write is to learn about myself. There are kernels of truth that come out in the depths of a writing binge that you would absolutely never think of in the living world. Those little bits of information are sometimes your subconscious at its most honest.
Right now I'm about forty pages into something with no idea where it's going to go. It will probably find a place in a box somewhere, but that doesn't change anything about how good it feels to put thoughts to paper.

Posted by: Blank at January 20, 2011 8:33 PM

Anais Nin wrote "We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospection."

That - along with the cathartic benefits of writing that the others have mentioned - is why I write.

Posted by: blackbird at January 20, 2011 8:36 PM

Because I think I am really funny...so far my mom and I are the only ones.

Posted by: staceygarrett at January 20, 2011 8:38 PM

I write in my blog. Because the homegirl Peggy told me to. Click it and shit.

Posted by: Rest In Peace at January 20, 2011 8:38 PM

On a slightly more serious note, last year I found myself divorced, living with my parents and jobless. My mind had to go somewhere before I lost it completely so I started writing it all down. That has turned into a blog more or less so friends and family will stop asking me, "Are you okay...Are you sure...Do you want to talk about it'''"

It has helped shut everyone up considerably.

Posted by: staceygarrett at January 20, 2011 8:43 PM

I've used writing for years to help me get through some really messed up things in my life. While I think nothing I write is ever good enough, I have been prodded enough by others to seriously give it a go. Some writing--media commentary--is strictly for fun. Creative writing, however, is where I take things that happen, analyze them, then transform them in such a way that no one would guess where I got the idea from. I like it that way. I'd rather have people think I have crazy story ideas then let them know what actually happened to cause a particular story.

Posted by: Robert at January 20, 2011 8:44 PM

To enjoy myself. I enjoy writing because it gives me something to do and invent. I love receiving responses to pieces whether positive or negative. It's fun to hear different thoughts and why people feel such ways. It's a great feeling to get information out that otherwise would be overlooked.

I write short stories for some podcasts, I once wrote for a website, I write articles for a sort of magazine, and was just asked to write for a newsletter. I'm also working on a book. It sure isn't for the money. No money is paid for these things, and I don't lose any writing them.

Posted by: Nicolae at January 20, 2011 8:45 PM

I do it for the girls.

Posted by: sailboat at January 20, 2011 8:47 PM

That is a very good question. I was just thinking that myself.

Posted by: mswas at January 20, 2011 9:04 PM

I am a nosy, curious person, and I write because I get pulpy twilight zone ideas of "I wonder what would happen if..." and if the idea has any kind of mileage at all, I go with it. I'd genuinely like to know. Sometimes I find out. The best feeling in the world is when the words are flowing and you are in that zone and working fearlessly. Best...and rare. Can't always be in that zone, and that's when it's work. But when the story is finally finished...second best feeling in the world. Such a relief.

Posted by: Chickaboom at January 20, 2011 9:16 PM

I don't write. Because I am lazy, that's why.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 20, 2011 9:16 PM

I was basically facing my second Captain's Mast due to my anger issues and was forced into anger management and AA. Pretty much all of it was a complete waste of time except I started keeping a journal. Surprisingly, I ended up doing all kinds of weird shit with it, including describing my work week through song in the same vein as a musical, describing each member of my division in haiku, and attempting to detail how my chain of command did everything opposite to the book "The Art of War"...which promptly got in me trouble with the asshole officer running anger management on my boat.

After I got out, I ended up in school trying to balance a full time engineering program while writing for the school paper...which drove home the point that I would never want to write professionally. Between being forced to assume the readership on my campus is functionally retarded, to being barred from editorializing on any issue that could potentially be seen as offensive in any conceivable fashion, I found it utterly and completely thankless. Plus those fuckers owe me about $80 dollars which considering we got paid $5 an article, the paper systematically exploited and drove away every person that could actually write. My dumbass stuck at it for 2 years before I just gave up.

I ain't no great writer, though compared to the average engineering student, I'm fucking James Joyce. I've always dreamed of making just off of writing but I ain't stupid enough to believe it would ever really happen. I pretty much just do it to keep me from throwing my fists into the nearest person. Plus I find it relaxing to burn a couple of notebooks of angry bitching at the end of the year. Yeah...I know it weird. I stopped caring a long time ago.

Posted by: Diablo at January 20, 2011 9:17 PM

blackbird, great quote - I totally agree.

I also think that I write most for the sense of connection it gives me. Whether it's here or on my blog or wherever, putting myself out there makes me feel connected to a larger world. By writing, I make myself part of the dialogue.

Posted by: noodlestein at January 20, 2011 9:23 PM

When I was little I had insomnia (I still do, I just discovered benedryl) so instead of reading, which I actually got in trouble for doing in the middle of the night, I would just lay in bed and come up with stories to entertain myself. Over time I would change and refine them until "perfected" then I would come up with a new one. I was "writing" and coming up with phrases, I just never thought to put it down on paper. It was probably for the best, because they were often typical pre-tween fantasies of discovering I'm magic and everyone being totally jealous.

As I got older I started giving up the fantasies (unless it was one of those nights, if you know what I mean *nudge*) and would instead recap my day. Yes, I had JD internal monologue. I would think of things in my past and work on the phrasing until it sounded good, and only recently I started actually writing it down. I was worried when I first wanted to write that I would have to do fiction, and I pretty much sucked at that.

Enter David Sedaris and the creative nonfiction genre.
The end.

All of this to say: It's the only thing I'm good at.

Posted by: Erin S at January 20, 2011 9:31 PM

I began because a teacher said I was good and encouraged me to continue; up till then, nobody had ever said I was good at anything.

I've continued first because it's still the only thing anyone's ever said I'm good at--nearly 30 years later--and secondly because it's the only thing I've ever found that keeps me sane and functional.

Posted by: Melodie at January 20, 2011 9:34 PM

He braced himself for the cannonade.

I'm sure the rest of your article was wonderful superasente, but at 4 paragraphs, 870 words, and 64 lines, there was simply too much to bother reading. Especially if one considers that the original post was a mere 761.

Posted by: Xtreme at January 20, 2011 9:37 PM

I've been writing since I was a kid and I kept journals to express all the feelings I couldn't say. I've always enjoyed writing and had an easier time expressing myself that way than by speaking. To this day, if there is something really important I need to get across to someone close to me, I will often write rather than speak.

I've been lucky along the road of life to be encouraged and allowed to publish a few small things here and there. As with any form of expression, when I manage to connect with other people, it feels good.

Now please, let us never speak of this again.

Posted by: Cindy at January 20, 2011 9:41 PM

I do it because I like stories and because I'm sometimes good at it.

There's somebody playing Silent Night in the upstairs apartment. Go fuck yourself, it's late January.

Posted by: Lucas at January 20, 2011 9:48 PM

Imagination helps drive what I write when I write fiction. When a story comes to me, it's like a movie playing and when I write I'm describing what I 'see.'

If that makes any sense.

I've started a new story to take a break from more serious fictional works. A salacious Christmas party at a lesbian bar that features one girl dipped in fondant as a dessert platter.

Posted by: The Wanderer at January 20, 2011 10:04 PM

I write because I can.

Posted by: Janey at January 20, 2011 10:07 PM

I write to educate. Since I have an odd knack of being interested in subjects few others seem to be, I collect what I've learned and stick that info into non-fiction books. The hope is that what I learned can be passed along to others.

I have one book published (for which I somehow managed to get reviewed in the Wall Street Journal and then do 70 interviews on local and national radio programs across the US and Canada), a second awaiting to be published, and a third in the process of being written.

That said, I really wanted to be a screenwriter. But 10+ years of banging my head against the Hollywood door to get inside proved worthless - no matter how many times a script of mine placed in a national screenwriting contest. My wife kept telling me to write a book "using that stuff you know." Damned if she wasn't right. I'd urge every other aspiring screenwriter on this site to follow suit - write a book, screw Hollywood.

Posted by: B-Unit at January 20, 2011 10:08 PM

The short answer is I write because I love it (even when I "hate" what I'm doing in a particular moment), and I have a talent for it. Perfect, no, but I'm continually improving. And the only way you improve is to keep on doing it. So I do.

I like trying to articulate that which is hard to articulate (love, lust, all that good stuff).

I also like people (in general) and I find that character is where the most interesting things lie, though an interesting story helps too.

Unsurprisingly, my fiction is of the literary kind. You know, (Wo)Man has Personal Revelatory Moment and Whatnot.

It's helpful to have a sense of humor.

And I've had people enjoy what I've written, and that's always nice.

And though that seems like a long answer -- Yes, it is the short one. Heavy on the parentheticals.

Posted by: Sara H at January 20, 2011 10:08 PM

I write because these characters will pop into my head and won't stop talking and acting out different scenes until I get their stories out. (Or it's schizophenia.)

I finished my first novel during NaNoWriMo in '09. It was extremely hard, but one of my proudest accomplishments.

I have stories my parents saved from when I was 7. One was about the time I met Duran Duran and we hung out after their concert. I was writing fanfic before I even knew what that meant.

Posted by: calliope1975 at January 20, 2011 10:12 PM

Everyone's a writer, artist, or photographer on the Internet.

I was a writer during my young life, but instead of going the Twilight route and publishing what was actually a young adult melodrama full of crap, I buried it in the backyard.

Posted by: duckandcover at January 20, 2011 10:29 PM

I write predominantly short, performance based poetry. I do this because I honestly enjoy performing.

More so, however, I choose to write poems and performance pieces that try to capture the lives and struggle of those who seem forgotten by society. The addicts, the aging punks, the sell out hippies. Everyone thats on the fringe but not the cool, risky fringe that gets books and movies written about them. More the sad, melancholy, unexciting fringe that gets side stepped because one of their number hasnt appeared on Oprah yet.

Those are the people I try to capture with my work.

That said, I maintain a blog because Im a self absorbed hipster asshole and think people should care about my day to day activities. So there are two answers to the question, I guess.

Posted by: Lennon at January 20, 2011 10:31 PM

I don't write because frankly I'm rubbish at it. And I'm not just talking about my grammar! It's one of the main reasons I turnt to editing and making videos in the first place, when I decided to leave school altogether at 16. Better for me to try and tell stories/narratives though the visual medium (if you can call the 'evolution of Nic Cage's hair' a story!) then to fail oh so miserably at writing something.

And I'm not just talking creative writing either. This is going to sound kinda lame but you'd be amazed to know the amount of times I've started writing a comment on this site only to be so disappointed with what I've written that I immediately scrap the whole thing. Even as I'm typing this sentence I'm contemplating bolting out the door before pressing the 'post comment' button!.

So yeah, not a big fan of writing myself. I have absolutely no confidence in my ability and is something that frustrates me endlessly.

Posted by: hh at January 20, 2011 10:36 PM

I write because it's unbearable that this beautiful life will only ever be mine.

Posted by: king at January 20, 2011 10:37 PM

Because I have to. It gets the bad stuff out and documents the good stuff.

Posted by: cmoody at January 20, 2011 10:54 PM

Why is Stephenie Myers' cat angry?

I write for a lot of reasons: because there are words in me that need to get out, because I want people to tell me what I have to say is clever, and because maybe some day someone will read what I have to say and feel something.

Posted by: Captain Tuttle at January 20, 2011 11:02 PM

I don't write as often as I used to but I guess kids will do that to you. Hopefully once they are a little older I'll delve back into it more deeply. I've always loved writing and dreamed of writing for a living ever since I was a kid. To some extent I do write for a living though it is business writing so not usually that fulfilling. On occasion I get to write a really creative marketing promotional strategy/proposal and that is fun but by no means filling the creative void in my life.

What I really love is writing for the theatre. I wrote (and performed) a short one woman show my senior year of college that I later adapted for a friend who was developing and directing an all-female show called "Jumbled Calm" in New York. It was an amazing collaborative effort between me and the women in the show. It was pure joy to take the work of my early 20's and work out some of the "problems" with the original script given my growth as an individual and a writer. I've also written a couple one act plays and have several others that I started and need to finish. I don't have the emotional capacity to take them on now with everything else on my plate but one day I will return to them and I think the answers I'm looking for will be waiting for me to complete them.

I used to journal obsessively from high school until I met my husband. Then, I don't know if I lost interest or felt that writing about the hardships of our first years was somehow a betrayal of him but I just stopped. I have tried to return to it but just can't. Part of it is that I love writing by hand but it is harder for me now (I think I have carpel tunnel) and I just can't get myself to blog or even type the way I would write in a journal. It's just not as satisfying somehow. Has anyone else experienced that?

Posted by: prairiegirl at January 20, 2011 11:12 PM

I find it intensely satisfying to write. I'm a tough critic (I delete more comments than I post), but to me there are very few things more rewarding than to create something and be proud of it, no matter the medium.

Posted by: Mattfactor at January 20, 2011 11:13 PM

@hh - Just write. We don't care. Say what you want in written words or video. You rock.

Posted by: prairiegirl at January 20, 2011 11:14 PM

I write because I feel compelled to. When I'm inspired, I have to get the ideas or images out. I have something to say or to show and I feel this need to put it out there.

Posted by: Sassafrass Green at January 20, 2011 11:16 PM

Because I've been told I'm good at it.
Because I love doing it.
Because I don't see what else I can do with my life.

I love to flesh out characters.
I love to create worlds.
I love to see how the story develops in my mind.

I consider myself to be an insanely creative person. I used to draw (and still dabble in it...typically when I'm drunk). I used to sing. I can write anything (and have even issued challenges to prove as much). I miss writing fiction. I really want my...my muse...my inspiration...my voice back.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at January 20, 2011 11:59 PM

I don't even know if I "write" shit.

Me, I like to hork up little rant-like paragraphs that inevitably whirl off into an absurdity apropos of only God-knows-what. Granted, the rants on Pajiba'll start out referencing the actual subject matter of the article/column, but in the end? I've never really looked at any of my comments on here as "writing."

Facebook, on the other hand? That goddam timesuck provided the ways and means of cracking open the floodgate between my brain and fingertips. I see that blank square with the blinking cursor and everything goes blurry until I hit "Share." Once in a while, I'll scroll way, way down just to see what the what was, and nine times out of ten, I'll wonder "Where the fuck did that come from?"

Although, in regards to Pajiba as a "community" - since becoming active in the comment threads, I've become more aware of the way I write. And I blame that one the savviness and intelligence of both the regular contributors and commenters.

You're all a bunch of well-read motherfuckers, and you give me the hope that maybe somebody'll read something I write and think "Huh - that fucker ain't as dumb as his internet handle sounds." And for that, I thank you.

Except for Conrad.

Because he's a cocksucker, that's why.

Posted by: Skitz at January 21, 2011 12:22 AM

I write because I have a story to tell.

No. That's pretentious as fuck. I write when I have a story to tell.

Actually, that's not very accurate, either. I write all the time because I have to, it's the best way I can express myself. Live, I'm a fairly clever person, but I can't tell a joke or relate a personal anecdote for shit.

But when I write, the words just flow. Catharsis was a part of it when I was younger; I had a journal for that. Got it when I was in the fourth grade and wrote in it until high school. But I also wrote stories and plays (and got my friends to perform the plays in front of our parents) because I'd watch movies and TV, read books and comics, and I just had to do the same thing.

It's still like that. I use the blog on my comic to write whatever I feel like talking about -- usually about the comic, or my process, but sometimes the real world creeps in. I write the comic (and more to come) to keep telling these stories that just won't leave me alone until they're done. I hope they're good. I want to entertain and enlighten, but if I suck (I've been told I don't, but I tend to trust negative criticism more than positive*), well, I'll still keep doing it. I can't not. Right now I'm just blessed to know a couple artists who can help make it real.

But I can't sit down and write a comic or a story every day. I need time to work things out in a broad sense, and when I'm done with character bibles, outlines, and sketches, I tell the story. The characters dictate most of it. For me, that's more appropriate than "playing God." I used to feel that way, but then I realized that the story works best when I let the characters figure things out instead of forcing the plot (write free, then edit). It's still godly, in the sense that none of it would exist without you willing it into creation, but it's best to be a deist** in the creative process.

* Of course, every artist says that.

** Or, a DeistBrawler. /rimshot

If you're still even remotely interested, click on my name for the comic.

Posted by: RobP at January 21, 2011 12:44 AM

I think Pajiba Love featured the site "Why We Write" three years ago during the writer's strike. I think it was there that I found the most apt reason for why I write. "I write because I like having written." (http://whywewriteseries.wordpress.com/)

Seriously though, writing is what I'm trying to do as a job if it weren't for this pesky "life" thing getting in the way. That's why I'm really grateful to Pajiba. I am a person who enjoys movies, but what Pajiba showed me was that sometimes, the review can be better than the movie itself. I'm also grateful to Pajiba and AlabamaPink and Prisco for CBR because before I started doing it, I was at a standstill at my life. CBR made me read for fun again, and by forcing us to write reviews, it made me think about the words I put down to paper/screen, which in turn forced me to think, "I need to get off my ass and do what I've been wanting to do since I've graduated with my J-school degree."

Posted by: denesteak at January 21, 2011 1:01 AM

hh, you shall not question your talent for the visual medium. The Hair forbids it.

Posted by: Robert Scott? at January 21, 2011 2:10 AM

Mostly it ends up being procrastination. I write because it keeps me from having to write (papers) but still makes me feel productive, intelligent, and guilt-free.
That said, I also write when I get in one of those moods that everyone gets but nobody has at the same time as the people around them -- those moods of extreme awe or calm, where the world around me seems beautiful and I suddenly want to get my thoughts down because they feel meaningful and I know they won't anymore in the morning. But then I never show people my writing because later it sounds dumb. Mostly for this kind I'm in the mountains, and once I reenter civilization I go back to normal.

Posted by: esme at January 21, 2011 2:26 AM

I just recently started writing, in the form of monologues, mostly so I don't forget all the interesting shit that has happened to me. Or, at least, the shit that I've made interesting through the lens of time and interpretation.

Posted by: Ian at January 21, 2011 2:34 AM

This is going to sound kinda lame but you'd be amazed to know the amount of times I've started writing a comment on this site only to be so disappointed with what I've written that I immediately scrap the whole thing. Even as I'm typing this sentence I'm contemplating bolting out the door before pressing the 'post comment' button!.

Despite how many comments I managed to rack up last year, I swear I do the same thing all the time. I usually wait for someone else to come along and say what I wanted to say better than I ever could. Otherwise my contributions are often pretty sparse and I generally regret them in retrospect. I really did enjoy writing when I was younger, though. I'm just a quitter.

Posted by: Uda at January 21, 2011 3:54 AM

Here's my succint response:

Words are fun, and fucking around with them to create different effects and imagery is fun.

Then a Googled quote that kinda links to what I just said to back it up:

'To me, the greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the inner music the words make.' - Truman Capote

And finally, the narcissistic bit:

I write because I'm a comedian, and it's nice to write other things apart from stand-up.

I think that about covers all the bases.

Posted by: zeke the pig at January 21, 2011 4:46 AM

Also,

WRITING IS FUCKING IMPORTANT!

THE WRITTEN WORD WAS AN EVOLUTIONARY QUANTUM LEAP THAT ALLOWED US TO SOAR, SO WHY WOULD YOU NOT FUCKING PARTAKE IN IT GODDAMMIT?!

Sorry, but it makes me angry: there’s cavemen over in Ages Ago that would kill to be able to write like we can; are you really gonna waste words while they’re over there starving on grunts?

Posted by: zeke the pig at January 21, 2011 4:51 AM

Gah, I have too many ideas to list here.

I tend to write short stories but occasionally branch out into attempts at larger ones.

Lately I've had lots of ideas(after 18 months of various levels of block) but dont love them enough to work on any.

I write exclusively fiction, though I'd like to be a more productive blogger.
I guess I sort of wonder....what do I have to say that isn't already being said?

Posted by: Nadine at January 21, 2011 6:00 AM

I write because campbell and kinsey are dipshits.

Posted by: ken cosgrove at January 21, 2011 6:24 AM

I started journalling when I was 13, not on a daily basis but with surprising consistency. Being old-school, I stayed true to medium of pen&paper (Pajibean commentary excepted) and not only do I learn a lot about myself and my surroundings and what I need to do next and the weird way my mind works each time I put pen to paper, but it's also fascinating when I read my musings years later. Fascinating, sometimes touching, and always frightening.

Posted by: cinekat at January 21, 2011 6:52 AM

I write for my job, and in my, erm, copious free time I write and edit for an online genre magazine. I also dabble in fiction from time to time. And why? -- well, I've wanted to be a writer since I was seven years old. I still have my first "book" around here somewhere -- a spiral notebook that I hounded my mother to buy me containing my epic, "The Adventure of the Kids," featuring Me, all my classmates, and...the Five Little Peppers. (Yes, you read that correctly. I wrote Five Little Peppers fanfic when I was in first grade.) Today, I keep writing because there are very few things that give me greater satisfaction than writing something I'm proud of. On those rare occasions when I really, really get something right, I can actually feel it click in my brain. It's almost a physical sensation. So I guess in a sense it's like a drug, only it's legal and I sometimes get paid for it, not the other way around.

Posted by: Another Kate at January 21, 2011 7:17 AM

Hi everyone (waves nervously)
I’m a long time reader of this site, first time commenting ( I mostly read for the comments, actually only for the comments, all you guys are just funny and eloquent and just beautiful , just god dam beautiful I said)

Anyhoo I used to write in college, I actually started writing when I was ten, I loved it, I don’t know why, I just did, I wrote anything and everything, fiction, a journal, even shopping lists were fun, but I stopped writing. I guess I got lazy, started “eating too much sandwiches,” late nights and booze also played a part. Then today, I went to Pajiba land (my favorite place in the world), and I read this post and comments and I got teary eyed. To see the love you guys have for writing, the effort you guys put in to everything you write, even just simple comments, made me realize I want to write again, so tonight when I get home I’m going to write again, not sure what, but something, just so I can feel what it is to have that feeling again, that feeling of euphoria when a piece of writing is done, and you wrote it.

So thank you guys, you made my day, my week, maybe even my year today, and other days you just make me laugh.

BTW, I live in South Africa, hence the weird posting time; it’s like 4 in the afternoon here right now.

Posted by: The Dude that Lurks at January 21, 2011 8:44 AM

Because the voices in my head can't spell for shit. I have to write for them.

Seriously, I write in order to purge the daydreams and inject some semblance of creativity into my every day life. I'm a research analyst - very dry work. I also have an insane imagination that runs on auto-pilot. If not properly managed via short stories, letters and absurd poems, society will suffer.

Posted by: the other Courtney at January 21, 2011 8:46 AM

Btw I never said I’m good at writing, I just like doing it….so exactly like sex then.

Posted by: The Dude that Lurks at January 21, 2011 8:51 AM

I love you, The Dude that Lurks... and I concur.

Posted by: the other Courtney at January 21, 2011 9:47 AM

I don't write. I'm a horrible writer. I'd love to be a good writer. I started writing a novel once, but it sucked. Even I wouldn't read it. I've written a few magazine articles that got published (after being severely edited) and they sucked, too.

I post here, because I no longer work in an office. I work from home and have no one to talk to but myself. It keeps me from going crazy.

Posted by: BWeaves at January 21, 2011 9:48 AM

Anais Nin wrote "We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospection."

I love this. And it makes perfect, beautiful sense.

I write to remember. Not just items or events, but how I feel about them at the time. I write to organize my thoughts, and to articulate them better. I write because I like to. I write because I'm better at writing than at speaking to people. I write to understand. I write nowhere near enough. I write to think. I write to feel. I write to philosophize. I write to entertain. I write to express. I write to be sane. I write to purge. I write to emote. I write to exaggerate. I write to amuse. I write to do. I write to be. I write to love. I write.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at January 21, 2011 10:11 AM

...well, that got corny. Sometimes it takes off on its own.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at January 21, 2011 10:26 AM

Well I keep writing why I write but then I keep deleting it 'cause it isn't any good.

The truth is, I write so I can make up words like "colorectalcraniumism"!

Posted by: Phat girl at January 21, 2011 11:03 AM

I write because I have all these ideas in my head, and I want to read the stories that follow the 'what if' conversations. I love the way words can bring out emotions, both for me and the reader. I get a thrill from a well-crafted sentence, a clever turn of phrase, a rendered silence. All this, and I write genre fiction, mostly on the light side. I do so wish I had it in me to be a literary fiction writer, but I'm far too interested in torturing my characters and/or making them hot for each other.

Posted by: Reba at January 21, 2011 11:13 AM

Also, I don't think anyone has commented on it yet so I will: thank you for sharing your excerpt, superasente. I think you have an engaging writing style and I'm curious to know what is going to happen next to the young mariner. Do you have more? What is it going to be? Novel? Short story? Not sure yet?

Posted by: prairiegirl at January 21, 2011 11:21 AM

are you really gonna waste words while they’re over there starving on grunts?

Posted by: zeke the pig at January 21, 2011 4:51 AM

Dig that.

And: Go, The Dude that Lurks, go!

Posted by: RobP at January 21, 2011 11:25 AM

I've been trying for years to quit but i can never seem to stop writing. It's a source of great turmoil for me and a really embarrassing habit.

Posted by: idleprimate at January 21, 2011 12:52 PM

I love to write when I'm doing it. I started writing when I was very young and have fallen in and out of it many times. I know that wonderful feeling I get when I'm really writing well but it feels so distant and intangible whenever I get writer's block and that distant feeling makes it hard to get out of the rut.

I'm currently thinking(procrastinating)about writing a post on why I keep procrastinating my writing. My blog has cobwebs and mold on it and I need to get off my ass and get on it. I think if I can really figure out why I love it I'll get back into it again.

Posted by: Paultera at January 21, 2011 12:55 PM

I'm not a "writer". I don't journal or blog. Lately though, I find myself writing / typing and just going *off* on life, love, feelings... just getting the schtuffs out of my head and onto the 'paper'. Most of the time, I end up saying way too much. Or I actually send it on to someone. And they call me out as far too earnest and emotional. Tough crap Mister! Without my heart, soul, head, thoughts and words... what do I have? I work in HR and maybe the writings just the only creative type outlet I can find. I *wish* I was a painter or a musician or an actress. I'm just a woman that feels *deeply*. I fell in love about 8 mos ago. A man met at a party that neither one of us should have been at. He's looks, smells, feels, drives, plays, acts like everything I thought I would have grabbed ahold of fresh out of high school. Wordsmithy, creative, exciting and dangerously funny. We didn't meet then though. He met his wife and persued her. Our timing was simply off I've been told time and again. He's 'emotionally unavailable'. Yet... we talk nearly every damn day via IM about *whatever*. Something like 280 days and 1020 hours of notes and chat. There's a book in there somewhere. This relationship has been my craved drug, unlike anything else I've ever been involved with... so I write it out in order to not loose my mind. Which may happen anyway.

Posted by: Ms MoMo at January 21, 2011 1:20 PM

It's funny, it always feels more like the characters are telling me stories than making it up myself. And we share the same sense of humor, so that's always nice... I think it comes from being an only child and having to entertain myself.

Like a few others have mentioned, I love to write when I'm actually *writing* but getting myself to write is a task of herculean effort. It's like how the hardest part of going to the gym is always getting off the couch and leaving the house as opposed to the actual workout.

I have always written fiction, but last year I did NaNoWriMo and it was absolutely amazing. It was the first time I was able to avoid my perfectionistic streak when writing because there wasn't time for it! Much of it has to be rewritten and that's what I am in the midst of now. I am taking this as a sign from the spaghetti monster that I should quit procrastinating and write tonight.

Posted by: rhombus at January 21, 2011 2:52 PM

rhombus, when you don't feel the writing mojo, switch to editing your novel. Books are born in revision anyway, so it counts. I always have one book in the works and one undergoing editing. Also, a big part of writing happens in the 'percolation' stage, when things are just tumbling around in your head, waiting to coalesce into a story.

Posted by: Reba at January 21, 2011 3:27 PM

Oh, God, Reba, that's scary timing that you said that. I finished the first draft of my novel last month, and I'm just starting to dip my toe into the revision, which is scaring the bejesus out of me.

I write because my dreams are terrible when I'm not writing--full of angst and anxiety and soul-sucking emotions that drain me and depress me. When I'm writing, my dreams are crazy, but lively and weird and unexpected and flamboyant, and I wake happily bemused. It's a much more desirable emotion.

Posted by: Meggrs at January 21, 2011 5:05 PM

There are so many entertaining and thoughtful columns posted here that even a chronic layabout like myself has trouble keeping up with all of them, at least in a manner timely enough to add a comment that hasn't already been submitted, and written much better, than I could have provided.

I have not yet perused the comments for this particular column, but its title and subsequent exposition on the subject really caught my attention. It succeeds in maintaining my attention from the initial mouse-click, up to the very moment I'm typing this drivel in response.

Every single one of us who type on this site are "writers" - we don't make a living through it, and maybe hardly ever write at all (discounting the most prolific contributing commentators that have been cited previously).

Whether one is considered a "good" or "bad" writer does not negate the fact that they/we are writers.


All pompousness aside, though, Robert, allow me the pleasure of informing you that, in the most complimentary way I can manage,

that you, sir, are a Writer, and your attempt at explaining why you don't consider yourself as such only further validates my comment. You've revealed your awesome 'writerliness' way too much already to convince us otherwise, so just accept your talent and proceed from there.

Maintain impulse engines, Mr. Scott, warp speed at your discretion... unlike Kirk, I recognize the engineers who keep this Starship running. (Yeah, undeniably shitty writing to be sure, but from a WRITER nonetheless! Theenk You!!)

Posted by: Eloquouldn't at January 22, 2011 4:52 AM

I love all of you crazy writers! I adore language and fonts and a well-constructed paragraph. I stopped jotting my thoughts in a journal long ago when my first boyfriend read it and got angry at parts that were supposed to be secret. Asshole... underlined parts of it as well...

I still enjoy reading immensely. And I do so love a Sunday crossword. Perhaps someday I'll write a short story of some kind just to prove to myself that I can if I try.

Posted by: Beckster "tri-tip" Goddess at January 22, 2011 5:27 AM

This is probably way too late to be considered but the one thing I would ask to be looked at on the site is the way the TV reviews are archived; I love reading the recaps and critiques and discussions but because a lot of what's on in the UK is a long way behind the US after I've watched something I really have to hunt around in the reviews for the right episode.

*coughs nervously* Could I very politely request that all the series and episodes be numbered, like they are for Mad Men or True Blood (because Glee isn't)? And maybe also alphabetised by the show's name, rather than the review title? Thankyoueverso.

Posted by: lingli at January 23, 2011 6:10 PM

Oops, sorry - wrong thread!

Posted by: lingli at January 23, 2011 6:11 PM

I'm surprised that no one else has mentioned this, but I write because I like the way I write.

I have a TERRIBLE memory, so if I write something, and find it later, I can read it, and enjoy it. I don't think I'm particularly good, but I write the same way I cook, to please myself. I take forever, I constantly re-edit, and no one I know is interested in my nerdery, so I doubt I'll ever go anywhere with it, but I like my writing more than anything else about myself.

I was a role-playing geek for years, so I like to write stories about my characters, is that fan-fic? Not that I have a problem with fan fic, but I'm just curious.

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