web
counter
 



20 Movie Posters that Have Been Banned Somewhere for Being Too Profane, Gruesome, Provocative, or Offensive

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists on February 2, 2012


Continue Reading




The 8 Most Fantastically Unpresidential Acts of President and Michelle Obama's Tenure

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists on February 2, 2012


Continue Reading




Lloyd Dobler Can Shove That Boombox Where The Sun Don't Shine: The Most Iconic, Unromantic Gestures

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists on February 2, 2012


Continue Reading




The 12 Crappiest Movies of Drew Barrymore’s Career

By Agent Bedhead | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists on February 1, 2012


Continue Reading




The 10 Highest Grossing Movies of 2012 -- A Pajiba Prediction

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists on January 31, 2012


Continue Reading




25 Of TV And Film's Finest Villains Looking Downright Adorable

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists on January 31, 2012


Continue Reading




This Ain't No Donkey Semen: The All-Time Top 10 "Community" Clips On Hulu

By Rob Payne | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists on January 31, 2012


Continue Reading




Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About Fargo That Might Make You Want to Learn How to Talk Minnesotan

By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists on January 30, 2012


Continue Reading




10 Shows that Would Be Much Better If They Killed Off a Major Character

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists on January 26, 2012


Continue Reading




I've Got the Brains, You've Got the Looks: Why Joel Edgerton Is the Next Big, Foreign Thing

By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists on January 26, 2012


Continue Reading




Hi, Hitler! The Nine Movie Nazis We Most Love To Hate To Love

By Rob Payne | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists on January 26, 2012


Continue Reading




The First 5 People I'd Audition If I Were Casting a Real-Life C-3PO

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists on January 25, 2012


Continue Reading




The 11 Crappiest Movies Of John Leguizamo’s Career

By Agent Bedhead | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists on January 25, 2012


Continue Reading




For Those About To Rock, We Salute You: The Best Fictitious Movie Bands

By TK | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists on January 24, 2012


Continue Reading




The 20 What the F**kiest Oscar Nominations of the Last 20 Years

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists on January 24, 2012


Continue Reading




Here's an alphabetical listing of all our Seriously Random Lists:

20 Underappreciated Gems Currently Playing on Netflix Instant


A Whirling Dervish of Life-Shattering Requiem for a Dream Singing Fury | Oscar Gladiator Games, Part V


Confusing Your Libido: Terrifying or Sexy? (Zombie Edition)


The 10 Current TV Characters With Whom I Would Most Like To Engage In A Round Of "Whither The Salami?"


The 10 TBSiest Movies of the Last Five Years


"Downton Abbey" Returning to PBS: Five Reasons to Watch These Stoic Brits


"Let's Soak 'Em For Crutchy!": Five Reasons Why Newsies Lives On


"Scrubs" Season Eight Finale, Quasi-Review and Seriously Random List


"Stripes" -- The Most Influential Non-Recruiting Film of My Youth | Where Are They Now?


"We're Gonna Go America All Over Their Asses!" Charlie Day's 20 Best Quotes from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"


$200 Million International Box Office Hits That Did It with the Least Amount of Help from America


'Tis (Still) The Season of The Muppets: Their Christmas Carol is The Best


10 Actors You Might Not Know Are Bilingual


10 Bad Movies Way Too Many People Refuse to Concede Are Bad


10 Men You Seriously Never Want to See Without Facial Hair


10 Movie Characters Who Should Have Died When They Had The Chance


10 Movies You Wish You Could Unsee | Too Much Horror Business


10 Netflix Instant Watch Series To Get You Through Rerun Season


10 Shows that Would Be Much Better If They Killed Off a Major Character


10 Signature Evil Dead Trilogy Lines as Re-Written by Diablo Cody


10 Signature Moments of Season Four of "Mad Men" Reduced to GIFs


10 Stereotype Bustin' TV Characters


10 Straight to DVD Sequels You Probably Didn't Know Existed


100 Currently Airing Television Shows Better than "Perfect Couples"


11 Actors Who've Debased Themselves Alongside CGI Co-Stars


11 Crappiest Movies Of Michael Douglas' Career


11 Crappiest Movies of Kate Beckinsale's Career


11 Crappiest Movies of Michelle Pfeiffer's Career


11 Movies That Absolutely Should Not, Cannot, Ought Not Have Sequels


11 Reasons Why I'm Holding Out Hope That The Eddie Murphy Oscars Won't Be One Massive, Fat Suited Ratnerf*cking


11 TV Actors Who Have What It Takes To Make It On The Big Screen


12 Cases of The Unexplained, Disappearing TV Character


12 Crappiest Movies of Drew Barrymore's Career


12 Currently Working Actresses Who'd Do Anything To Be The Next Action Jolie


12 Movies With Disgusting Messages That We Love To Pieces, You Know, Despite Ourselves


12 Reasons 80's Remakes Are the Safest Bets in Hollywood


12 Terrible Actors Who Make Fantastic Movie Villains


12 Truly Crappy Follow-Ups To An Oscar Win


13 Prolific Screenwriters Whose Faces You'd Never Recognize (Or Why Screenwriters Don't Appear on Camera) | A Pictorial


15 Actors Whose Natural Accents Might Make Your Hair Stand On End


15 Really Big Movie Stars Who Completely Disappeared in 2010


16 Good Ol' Boys To Help Wash The Taste Of Governor Rick Perry Out Of Your Mouth


17 Promising Actors Who Never Lived Up to Their Potential


17 TV and Movie Theme Song Facts that Might Blow Your Mindhole


18 Long-Delayed Films and What History Says About the Box-Office Prospects of Cabin in the Woods, Tucker and Dale, and Margaret


20 Movie Posters that Have Been Banned Somewhere for Being Too Profane, Gruesome, Provocative, or Offensive


20 Terrifically Terrible A-List Celebrity Movie Deaths | Not With A Whimper But A Bang


2009 Oscar Snubs


21 Mustaches To Make Your Upper Lip Twitch


24 Brilliant Moments from NBC's Community Caught in Animated GIFs


24 Brilliant Moments from NBC's Community Page 2


25 Fights I'd Like To See Between Characters Played By The Same Actor


25 Of TV And Film's Finest Villains Looking Downright Adorable


25 Pop-Culture Facts that No One Denies


25 Television Facts that NO ONE DENIES


30 Facts About Children's TV That NO ONE DENIES


30 Random Movie Titles To Which "That's What She Said" Would Be an Appropriate Rejoinder


35 Fascinating Scientific Facts Guaranteed to Blow Out Your Mindholes


5 Actors I Want to See Succeed No Matter How Much the Rest of the World's Cynics Despise Them


5 Cameo Ideas Only Marginally Better than the Now Cancelled Mel Gibson Cameo in "The Hangover 2"


5 Dead Bloated Corpses I'd Rather Reboot Than THE TERMINATOR


5 Lead Actors that Should Pull a Gwyneth


5 Movies That Needed to Remove the Main Character


5 Must-See Black and White Films Shot During the Color Era


5 Oscars Who, Honestly, Just Don't Give a Sh*t


5 Outstanding Documentaries Recently Released on Netflix Instant


5 Projects Announced This Week That Will Probably Never Happen | Subtitle: Movie Bloggers and the Bugs Up their Asses


5 Real-Life Images Somehow More Unflattering than the Contagion Character Posters


5 Reasons Why Catcher is the Best Spot on the Field


5 TV Characters That Prove You Don't Have to Be "Manly" to Be an Awesome Man


5 Unintentionally Horrifying Movies to Scare the Bejesus Out of You This Halloween


5 of Kristen Stewart's Most Determined Efforts to Smile | Plus, First Images from Stewart's "On the Road"


6 Men Who Make the Ugliest Women (and 7 Who Don't Suck At It)


6 Television Professionals Who Are Impressively Bad at Their Jobs


7 Directors Who Think They Can Act


7 Dudes Your Mom Totally Has a Crush On


7 Movie Soundtracks That Deserved So Much Better Than Their Films


7 Reasons Why The Dark Knight Rises Won't Be An Epic Fail


8 Celebrities You'd Have to Be a Serious Douchebag to Dislike


8 Chain Restaurant Menu Items that Put Ron Swanson's Meat Tornado to Shame


8 Great Actors That Personify Manliness


8 Movies You May Not Have Realized Featured January Jones


8 Netflix Instant Watch TV Series To Make Your Lazy Summer Downright Lethargic


8 Reason Why I have To Admit Channing Tatum Is Better Than Me


80's Shows That Shouldn't Be Brought Back


80s Teen Heartthrobs


9 Cultural Zeitgeists Arguably More Damaging Than Twilight


9 Veteran Actors Whose Biggest Box Office Successes Were Not Signature Films


99 Movies That Will Kill You


A Beginner's Guide to Classic Films


A Beginner's Guide to the Horror Genre


A Broken Soul Stares from a Pair of Watering Eyes: The Most Intriguingly Odd Television Characters of 2011


A Case Study In Hotness: Exploding Ovary Edition


A Cynic's Guide to V-Day: 5 Celebrity Couples I'd Like to See Break-Up


A Few of the Most Inventive, Creative, and Plain Preposterous For Your Consideration Posters in Recent Years


A Fictional List of 10 Famous Actors Who Turned Down Blockbuster Movie Roles


A Happy Mother's Day Message to All the Ladies of Pajiba


A List of Ten 2010 Movies So Forgettable They Never Get Mentioned In Other Year-End Lists


A Movie for Every Holiday


A Much-Needed Reminder That One Sheen Still Has The Profound Power To Make Me Perspire


A Much-Needed Reminder that One Sheen Still Has the Profound Power to Inspire


A Proper List of the Ten Most Confusing Films of All Time


A Seriously Random List | I Get Two Paychecks This Way


A Seriously Random List | Overshadowed Celebrity Siblings


A Seriously Random List | The Best "I Believe" Speeches


A Seriously Random List | The Most Filmable Video Games


A Seriously Random List | The Prisons of the Future


A Seriously Random List | The Stupidest Commercials of Sunday's NFL Games


A Tuesday Morning B-List Ab-Off | Transparent Hit Whoring (You Can Thank Me Later, Ladies)


A Wicked F*ing Time In Boston: Southie, An "Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations" Production


Aaaaaah Freak Out! The Best Fictional Ways to Say Goodbye to Your Job


Actors More Famous for their Commercials than Their TV and Film Credits


Actors We Hate in Roles We Love


Actors We Love in TV Sitcoms that Suck


AdFreak's 30 Freakiest Ads of 2010


Adam Sandler Movie Title or a Nickname for Your Penis? | Fun with Movie Titles


Ain't That A Kick In The Rectum? The Best Literary Adaptations Of 2011


All The Guys You Used To Love Are Total Douchebags. Except, Of Course, For Preston Meyers. Prestoone.


All in the Family| The Top 5 Hollywood People You Don't Know Are Related


And I've Got No Right to Take My Place With the Human Race: Television's Biggest Jackholes


And If It's the Last Thing I Ever Do, I'm Gonna Get You: Television's Most Bitter Enemies


And You Won't Have to Move, You Just Sit Still: True Blood Threesomes That Would Have Kicked That Lame Dream's' Arse


And the Whole Godd*mn Thing Starts All Over Again: Five Shows We Refuse to Quit


Are You F*cking Listening, Hollywood? 14 Ways You Could Have Improved Our Summer At The Movies


Are You Pretty? I Can't Tell Under All That F*cking Slap: Five "Dewy-Faced" Starlets In Need Of A Makeup Intervention.


Assiduously Assessing The Best Asses In Hollywood


B-Side | A Seriously Random List of the Best Singers with the Worst Bands


Baby We Were Born To Run: Top Ten Favorite Couples On The Lam


Based on the 8 Harry Potter Movie Posters, Can You Tell What Year The Leads Hit Puberty?


Based on the Movie Posters Alone, Which of these 10 Movies Are You Most Compelled to See?


Based on the Movie Posters Alone, Which of these 15 SXSW Movies Would You Pay to See?


Because It Can't All Be Cynicism And Snark: The Most Goddamn Adorable Couples In Hollywood History


Because There's Murder by the Roadside in a Sore Afraid New World: Five Reasons This Film (Yes, You Have to Click Through) Will Kick A**


Because There's Something About You: Top Ten Least Aesthetically Pleasing (Male) Actors


Best Abs in Hollywood


Best Acting Performance by a Talk Show Host


Best BJ Lips in Hollywood


Best Death Scenes


Best Gay Roles


Best Latchkey Kid Shows


Best Lifetime Movie Actresses


Best Movie Dweebs


Best Movie Robots


Best Movies of Early 2009


Best Movies with a Color in the Title


Best Overweight Actors


Best Performances by a Senior Citizen


Best Sitcom Floozy


Best TV Drunks


Best TV Robots


Best Use of Prom Song in Movies and Television


Best and Worst Saturday Morning Cartoons


Better Off Dead: The 11 Film Characters You Most Want To Hans Gruber Off A Skyscraper


Betty White Moments


Body-Switching Movies: Kill Them With Fire or Let Them Be?


Box-Office Confirmation Demonstrating Why Today's Biggest Comedic Actors Seldom Do Drama Even When They're Capable


Brainfarts Are The New Black | A Seriously Random List


Breakfast Club Remake


Bring It 2012: Ranking the Trailers for the 10 Must Miss Movies of January


Busting Out All Over: The Twelve Hottest Babes In Corsets


Can You Match the Plot Description to the Jason Statham Movie? (The Answer is 'No')


Can't You Give Us All a Break? Can't You Stop Breathing? Top Five Reasons "Torchwood" (Starz Version) Should Be Cancelled


Canadian Horror Film You May Not Have Seen But Probably Should | A Seriously Biased List


Caught With Your Pants Down? Don't Worry, Hollywood Has You Covered


Caution, Curves Ahead: Which Version Of These TV Women Do You Prefer?


Celebrate New Year's Eve with Music | A Seriously Random List of the Best Bands with the Worst Singers


Celebrating National Potato Lover's Day the Only Way We Know How


Celebrating Towel Day in Typical Pajiba Fashion


Celebrating the 8 Best Cheerleaders in Film


Celebrities Who Could Be Mistaken for Hobos | A Pictorial


Celebrities You Had No Idea Were Married/Married-ish


Celebrities in Cowboy Hats: Who Fills Out All 10 Gallons?


Chicks Dig Beards: Science Don't Lie


Chin Up, Fanboys! America Hates Lots of Great Movies. Not Just Your Favorites | A Seriously Random List


Choose Your Own Soundtrack | Man, Just Cause It's A Theme Song, Don't Make It Not True


Choose Your Own Soundtrack, Part 2 | They're My Theme Music. Every Hero's Got To Have Some


Christian Bale's 9 Least Aesthetically Pleasing Characters


Christian Bale: A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Gross


Christopher Columbus' Ten Most Forgettable Films


Cinema's 12 Greatest Albino or Albino-Like Characters


Cleverness Is His Superpower: Five Tasty Tidbits from Sherlock Series 2


Commercials That Will Make You Cry | Or How I Will Use Crass Means to Manipulate Your Tear Ducts


Comparing The 25 Greatest Working Directors With the 25 Most Profitable Working Directors


Compiling Armond White's Greatest (Contrarian) Hits (2007 - 2011)


Confusing Your Libido | A Seriously Random Experiment Part II


Coolest Celebrity Eyes


Courtney Love's 8 Least Successful Attempts to Look Sexy for the Twitter


Cuba Gooding, Jr., The King of Redbox -- A Study in Movie Posters


DVD Sequels You Didn't Even Know Existed


Dance Up On Me! The 10 TV Characters We'd Like To See More Of


Dance, MotherF**cker, Dance: Pop Culture's 20 Greatest Dancing GIFs


David Cross Warns Us Against Seeing Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked


Dear "Glee," Why Must You Suck At Everything? Ten Better Ways To Stereotype.


Demonstrating the Importance of Directors By Highlighting the Failures of Screenwriters | A Pajiba Contest


Determining the Oscar Winners in the Acting Categories Based on the Pajiba Scale of UGLY SEXY CRAZY


Diamonds In The Rough: 7 Hidden Talents That Were Waiting For The Right Role To Shine


Didn't Come with Any Satisfaction Guaranteed: Why Whedon's Buffy the Vampire Slayer Sucks


Dispelling the Hollywood Myth that All Men Age Better than Their Female Contemporaries


Do You Think Like a Critic or the Average Moviegoer? Contrasting Critics' and Moviegoers' Ratings of 2010 Films


Down With CGI Costumes: 5 Real Ones That Did The Job Better


Dreamcasting Arseface & Other Comic-Based Roles That Will Never Happen


Dreamcasting the Next Bourne


Drew Barrymore - America's Sweetheart


Dude Looks Like A Lady | Strike That, Reverse It


EW's Biggest Emmy Snubs of All Time


Eight Children's Novels that Should Be Adapted for Adults


Eight Cinematic Black Sheep To Make You Feel Better About Your Holiday


Enough, Enough Now. 13 British Actresses More Deserving Of Fame Than Keira Knightley


Everyone Wants To Be Marilyn: 15 Monroe Imitators That Should Stuff It


Everything I Ever Need to Know to Succeed in the Workplace I Learned from Office Movies


Examining An Evil Trend: Gingers As Social Pariahs


F**k The Academy: The 2010 Pajiba Fun Oscars


Fantasy Girls


Favorite TV Cooking Personalities


Favorite TV Lawyers


Fear of a Black Planet | Black Presidents in Film and Television


Fear of the Unknown | Remember Those Horror Movies You Saw Around As A Kid But Never Ended Up Renting?


Five "I Hope You Feel Bad About Yourself" Hollywood Crushes


Five "SNL" Skits That'd Have Been Better Ideas for Movies than MacGruber


Five 3D Remakes That Would Break Your Brain


Five Actors Cut Down in their Prime


Five Actors Who Should Stick to Wearing Suits


Five Actual Absurd Casting Rumors More Likely to Happen than Natalie Portman as Lois Lane


Five Addictive TV Shows Ideal for Summer Marathoning


Five Best Hairy Chests in Hollywood


Five Celebrities That Are Not F**king Allowed to Divorce, Damnit | A Seriously Random List


Five Celebrity Women for Whom the Universe Has Developed an Irrational Hatred


Five Characters Who Should Quit Their Own Television Shows | You Are the Weakest Link


Five Commonly Used Sountrack Songs That Never Seem to Get Old


Five Directors Who Need a Career Reboot


Five Episodes Of Television For Which We Can Be Thankful


Five Fictional Characters Who Should Be Considered as Replacements for Simon Cowell on "American Idol"


Five Franchises Primed for a Reboot


Five Great Actresses Who Look Great in Leather


Five Great Shows that Started Out Weak


Five Great Television Actors That Should Stick to TV


Five Hair Styles More Inexplicable Than The Bieber


Five Ill-Advised Alternatives to Casting Jeremy Renner as the Next Bourne


Five Inspirational Football Films That Weren't As Inspirational in Reality


Five Instant Netflix Television Series Recommendations


Five Lesbians We'd Like to Get With (A Bunk Counterpoint)


Five Male Actors Who Have Been Overlooked by the Academy for Too Long


Five More Celebrity Women for Whom the Universe Has Developed an Irrational Hatred


Five Most Anticipated New TV Shows | Who Wants a Mustache Ride?


Five Movies Zac Efron Should Remake


Five Neverhaves Who Could Follow in Betty White's Wake as Host of "SNL"


Five Random Celebrities Who Are Not Dead


Five Reasons Supermodels Shouldn't Appear in Movies (And Five Reasons Why They Should)


Five Recently Successful Actors Who Were Great on TV, but Cross-Over Failures on the Big Screen


Five Scene-Stealing Characters That Deserve a Movie Before Les Grossman


Five Shows You Loved as a Kid That Are Now Completely Unwatchable


Five Soundtrack Scores Commonly Recycled in Another Film's Trailers


Five Television Finales That Nearly Ruined the Series


Five Things John Hughes Has Taught Us About Holiday Travel | We're Gonna Have the Hap-Hap-Happiest Christmas Since Bing Crosby Tap-Danced With Danny Kaye!


Five Unorthodox Versions of the Spider-Man Reboot We'll Never See


Five Ways Star Trek And Star Wars Are Better Than Each Other


Five Women I'd Like to See Give An Oscar Speech


For Those About To Rock, We Salute You: The Best Fictitious Movie Bands


For Your Commiseration: Ten Oscarbatory Hopefuls That Will Come Up Short


For the Nerds: The Literary Dalek Game (with Illustrations)


Forgotten TV Shows


Freakiest Actors


Freaky-Hot Actors


Fun with GIFs in the Land of Nod: The Many Interpretations of the Head Nod


Funny Women Can't Be Hot? You Bet Sofia Vergara's Sweet *ss They Can.


Gender-Reversing Judd Apatow's "Knocked Up"


Get Rid Of The Tights. "They Make Him Look Too Faggy" | Five Gay Roles From Supermen


Glorious Euphoria Is My Must: The Top Five Shows to Look Forward to This Summer


Going To A Party Where No One's Still Alive | Twelve Pop Culture Ghosts I'd Want At My Halloween Festivities


Grading Celebrity Guests: Sesame Street vs. Yo Gabba Gabba!


Grading the 7 Most Successful Post-Show Careers of "Deadwood" and "The Wire" Alumni


Grading the Post-Show Careers of the "Veronica Mars'" Cast


Great 80s Movies That Have Aged Badly


Great Cast! Terrible Movie! 10 Awful Movies Despite the Awesome Talent Involved


Great Movies I Refuse to Watch


Hagrid Lived, So Why Did These 10 Movie Characters Have To Die To Manipulate Your Emotions?


Hangover Theater Guide to the 12 Days of Christmas


Happiness Comes In Small Doses, Folks | 12 Actors We Can Tolerate In Cameos or Bit Parts


Have Gimp Suit, Will Travel: The 9 Best Guest Stars Of The Fall Season


Here We Go Again On Our Own | Remakes from the Eighties


Hey! It's that Woman from that Show! You Know the One. Her. Yeah! Her!


Hey! Whatever Happened to Her?


Hi, Hitler! The Nine Movie Nazis We Most Love To Hate To Love


His Name Is Not Severus Snape, You Ignorant Twits. 10 Actors Who Are Famous For The Wrong Roles.


Hollywood's 10 Most Obnoxious Sh*t-Eating Smirks


Hollywood's Hottest Jews: Some People Are Just A Little More "Chosen" Than Others.


Hollywood's Hottest Redheads


Hollywood's Smallest Penis


Horror Movies for the Weak


Hot Damn! It's The Soggy Bottom Boys! Ten Film Soundtracks For The Musically Ignorant


How Am I Supposed To Write A Thanksgiving Songs List? How? | A Deliriously Random List


How Can They Hear the Truth Above the Roar? Courtrooms of the Movies


How Do You Like Me Now? Reassessing The TV Love Triangles Of Our Youth


How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the RPatz


How I Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Undead: The Zombie Film Guide For Non-Zombie Fans


How Many Calories Are In Movie Theater Concessions? | Seriously: You Really Don't Want to Know


How Twilight Doesn't Signal the End of Cultural Civilization


How Well Can You Tell White People Apart?


How Will We F*cking Miss Them If We've Already Forgotten About Them? 20 Actors We Don't See Nearly Enough Of


How the Ratings of the 10 Best "Canceled ... Too Soon" TV Shows Stack Up Against This Season's Bottom-Rated Shows


How to Be Cool: A Photo Tutorial


How to Make $1 Billion at the Box Office With Almost No Talent Whatsoever


How to Successfully Cope with a Celebrity Break-Up


I Am Human and I Need to Be Loved: Five F*ckwads We Couldn't Help But Root For


I Appreciate Your Selfish Health and Vanity Concerns, Bro. But We Want the Fat Guy Back


I Don't Know What Color Your Eyes Are, Baby: Hollywood's Most Gorgeous Gams, You Guess 'em Edition


I Don't Mind if You Forget Me: Five Annoyingly Distracting Characters We're Glad to See Go(ne)


I Wish I Could Be As Carefree and Wild: The Coolest Muppets


I Wouldn't Mind The Probing: The 20 Sexiest Aliens Of Film And Television


I'd Roam From Town to Town to Hide My Shame: The Worst Celebrity Baby Names


I'm Just a Symptom of the Moral Decay That's Gnawing at the Heart of the Country: The Ten Strangest Saturday Morning Shows of Yore


I'm Like a Pint of Guinness: Long, Black, Cool and Irish: 5 Very Cool Irish People and the Actors who Played Them


I'm Sick And Tired Of These Motherf*cking *ssholes On My Motherf*cking TV


I'm the Intimate Stranger, Your Problems Will Be Mine: 5 Actors Who Seem Like They Might Be as Crazy as the Characters They Portray


I've Got the Brains, You've Got the Looks: Why Joel Edgerton Is the Next Big, Foreign Thing


If I Were Casting a World War II Film, These are the First Five Men I'd Audition for the Evil Nazi Soldiers


If Michael Bay Has The Worst Taste In Women, Who In Hollywood Has The Best?


If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em: The Six Best Weiners in Film (NSFW, Barely)


In Celebration Of Helen Mirren: 20 Other "Older" Babes Who've Still Got It


In Honor Of Boobquake: Rack 'Em Up, Voting The Best Boobs In The Biz


In Honor Of Our Favorite Ginger's Birthday We Dispel The Myth That Blondes Have More Fun


In Honor of Apostrophe Day, Here's a Quick Look at Pop Culture's 15 Best Raised Eyebrows


In Praise of the Janets: TV Characters We Love Despite the Fact Their Shows May Not


Incontrovertible Evidence of the Adam Sandler Curse


Interpreting Your Celebrity Dreams


Is That Supposed To Be Cute? Totally Unlovable Love Interests


It's A Fumble! FUMBLIYA! | The Ten Greatest Football Films Ever Made


It's All Downhill From Here: Ten Actors Who Will Never Surpass Their Earliest Roles


It's Joseph Gordon Levitt Day | Get Up and Pee, the World's on Fire!


It's Like Déjà F*cking Vu All Over Again: When Actors Recycle Roles


It's Midnight on the East Coast. Here are 10 Serene Cinematic Images to Help You Sleep Peacefully Tonight


It's My Duty. I'm a Missionary: Hollywood's Worst Man-'do Mistakes


It's Uncanny, This Valley: The Ups And Downs Of Cinematic CGI (In)Humanity


It's a Wonderful Christmas Story, Charlie Brown


John Carter Movie Poster


Jon Stewart: The Most Seductive Man in the World


Juliette Lewis: A Photographic Celebration of White Trash


Keanu Reeves Dominates the List of 20 Worst Accents in Film History


Kiss Him With Tongue! 16 Movies We Wish Were A Little Gayer


Know Your Olivias | A Quick Primer in How to Tell the Different Olivias Apart


Lady Porn: Men At Work, Looking Sharp


Last Week's Most Schadenfreudtastic Reality Television Moment Reduced to 7 Screen Grabs


Let's Remake To Kill a Mockingbird


Let's Remake... 2001: A Space Odyssey!


Life Is Unfair: Nailing Down The Exact Moment James Spader Turned Into Your Lesbian Aunt


Likable, Not Unattractive Celebrities You've Nevertheless Never Had a Sexual Thought About


Like A Fine Wine: Women Who Only Got Better With Age


Like Zack Attack Said, Friends Forever, Always Till The End: The Best Female Friendship Movies


Lloyd Dobler Can Shove That Boombox Where The Sun Don't Shine: The Most Iconic, Unromantic Gestures


Look At The Rack On That Dude! A Brief History Of Lady Porn


Mastering the Single Entendre | A Seriously Random List


Matt Damon's 5 Best Unscripted Political Moments


Men Heterosexuals Believe Gay Men Love


Merry Not-Christmas Christmas From Netflix And Hulu


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About A Christmas Story That Might Make You Want an Official Red Ryder Carbine Action, Two-Hundred Shot Range Model Air Rifle


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About A Fish Called Wanda That Might Cause You to Stutter


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About Alien That May Leave You Rethinking That Space Shuttle Ticket


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About Bram Stoker's Dracula That Might Coagulate Your Blood


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About Bridesmaids That Might Make You Sh*t Your Pants


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About Edward Scissorhands That Might Cut You Up


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About Fargo That Might Make You Want to Learn How to Talk Minnesotan


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About Hanna That Might Just Miss Your Heart


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About Inception That I May or May Not Have Dreamt


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About Jaws That Might Make You Want to Scream, "Shaaark!"


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About Monty Python and the Holy Grail That Might Make You Say, "Ni!"


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About Pan's Labyrinth That Might Make You Believe in Magic


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About Planet of the Apes That Might Make You Want to Yell, "Take Your Stinking Paws Off Me You Damned Dirty Ape!"


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About The Birds That Might Leave You Running and Shrieking...or at Least Caw(ph)ing


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About The Breakfast Club That Might Make You Wonder if You're a Brain, an Athlete, a Basket Case, a Princess or a Criminal


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About The Princess Bride That Might Leave You Craving a Nice Mutton, Lettuce and Tomato Sandwich


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts about Highlander That Might Turn You Japanese (I Really Think So)


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About Blade Runner That Might Leave You Questioning Ridley Scott's Humanity


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts about "About a Boy" that Just Might Kill You Softly


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts about Shane Black's KISS KISS BANG BANG That Might Explode Your Head


Mindhole Blowers: 25 Facts about "Say Anything" That Are Neither Bought, Sold, Nor Processed


Mindhole Blowers: Mario Lopez Was Accused of Date Rape and 25 Other Facts About "Saved by the Bell" and Its Cast


Mindhole Blowers: The Less than Impressive Working Titles to 25 Memorable Films


Mon Dieu! In Honor Of Bastille Day, 17 Hot Slices Of French Toast


Most Retarded People in Television


Movie Deaths In Trailers: A Surprisingly Effective Marketing Tool


Movies That Wouldn't Work on Broadway


My 10 Favorite Halloween-Themed TV Episodes


My Best Imitation Of Myself: TV And Film's Funniest Self-Satires


My Favorite Martian: Television's Best Alien Beings and Space Explorers


My Most Painful Movie-Going Experiences of the Aughts


Name that 90s Teen Comedy


Name that Director


Name that Obscure Actor


Name that Twatwaffle


Nebbishy, Neurotic And. . .Nubile? Ranking The Woody Allen Impersonations From Best To Worst.


Netflix's Most Rented Movies of All Time


New Historically (In)accurate Films for Mel Gibson to Ruin


New York, New York: Film's Most Resilient Character


News Anchors Making TV and Movie Cameos: Stop It Already.


Nine Feel-Good Documentaries to Lift Your Spirits after the Devastating Dear Zachary


No, F*ck You: 15 of Pop Culture's Best Animated Middle Fingers


Nobody Does it Half as Good as You: A Better Bond Than Craig


Now I Think Quite a Lot of My Own Point of View: The Most Memorable Movie Psychopaths (Unmasked)


Of These 15 Images, Which 3 Are NOT Michael Sheen?


Oh, Santa: The 7 Naughtiest Movies of 2011


On Her 27th Birthday, We Celebrate Slobbermouth Johansson's Luscious Smackhole


On Her 30th Birthday, We Benjamin Button Natalie Portman to Make You Feel Creepy About Your Crush


One May Smile, And Smile, And Be A Villain: Cinema's Most Charming Creeps


One Movie Wonders


Oooooohhhhh, Canada: The Eleven Sexiest Canadians of Film And Television


Oscar Gladiator Games Part II | Best Actress in a Leading Role


Oscar Gladiator Games Part III | Actor in a Supporting Role


Our Only Goal Will Be the Western Shore: Five Reasons Fincher's The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Will Be Better Than the Swedish Version


Out Of The Mouths Of Total Babes: Film's Finest Foul-Mouthed Femmes


PANEM ET CIRCENSES | The Oscar Games Part I -- Best Actor In a Leading Role


Pajiba's 10th Annual Top 10 Top 10 Lists of 2011


Pajiba's 2011 List of The Cheapest Actors in Hollywood


Pajiba's 4th Annual (Sh)it List


Pajiba's First Annual Woodie Awards


Pajiba's Great American Ab-Off of 2008


Pajiba's Individual Critics' Top 10 Films of 2011 Lists


Pajiba's People of the Year: 2011 Edition


Pajiba's Sixth Anniversary Post | The 50 Most Popular Posts Since 2004


People We Wish Weren't Scientologists Because We Really Like Them (So Why Would They Do Such A Thing?)


People, Let Me Tell You About My Best Friend: Television's Greatest Pals


Percentage-Wise, The 20 Most Profitable Movies of All Time


Poor Man's ... (Movie Edition)


Poor Man's ... (Television Edition)


Predict the Oscar Winner Based Solely on the Frontrunners' Movie Posters


Predicting How Many Episodes the Network TV's New Fall Shows Will Last


Presidential Trivia Quiz


Presidents Ranked by How Dirty Their Names Sound


Presidents' Day Special: The 5 Least Slick Car Salesmen


Pretty Soon Now You Know I'm Gonna Make a Comeback: Five Reasons This Film Will Kick A**


Project Runway Season 9: How Do You Fix a Broken Show?


Prose and Cons | A Seriously Narrow List


Quo Vadimus! 20 Random Reasons You Should Watch "Sports Night"


R.I.P. Jason Momoa's Film Career: August 19, 2011 - August 21, 2011


Ranking 7 Random Celebrity Fragrance Commercials


Ranking Adam Sandler's 23 Films From Worst to First


Ranking Television's 10 Best Boobs


Ranking Today's 25 Most Successful Comedy Actors By Winning Percentage


Ranking the 13 Most Successful Victoria's Secret Models Turned Actresses


Ranking the 25 "Best" Films of All Time: A List Without Comment


Ranking the 25 Best "Bad" Movies of All Time


Ranking the 25 Best TV Shows Never Nominated for a Best Series' Emmy


Ranking the 5 Best and Worst Fall Movies Based Solely on Their Movie Posters


Ranking the 5 Dumbest Categories of People on the Internet


Ranking the 8 Let Me In Movie Posters | A Seriously Random List


Ranking the American Cities with the Best Taste in TV and Film


Ranking the Best Rankin-Bass Inspired Alter-Egos of the Cast of "Community"


Ranking the Impossible: The 5 Best Sorkin Characters


Ranking the Ten Most Successful Post-Empire Records Careers for the Film's Cast


Ranking, Without Comment, the Last 52 Romantic Comedies Released in North America


Ranking, from Worst to Best (and Without Comment), The Last 25 Best Picture Winners


Ranking, from Worst to First, All the Television Shows that Have Had Their Casts Featured on the Cover of "The Rolling Stone"


Ranking, from Worst to First, The 30 Best Muppets


Rating the 10 Most Traumatic Character Deaths of the Year in Television


Real Comedies That Could'a Been Oscar Contenders


Real Five Hottest 80s Teen Heartthrobs


Really? You Again? TV's Most Valuable Players


Recasting the Major Superhero Movies with Vintage Hollywood Stars


Recognizing the New Generation of Action Heroes | A Visual Aid for Old People


Reconditioning Your Libido | A Seriously Random Experiment


Republican Celebrities


Ring in the New Year with 15 of the Most Slamdamntastic Dance Scenes in Cinematic History


Rob Lowe Shows How It's Done: The Top 5 Hottest Contemporaries Aging Better Than Charlie Sheen


Rock And Roll Ain't Noise Pollution: The Eight Best Actors Turned Musicians


Romantic Comedy Quiz


Ron Weasley Almost Died, And Five Movie Sidekicks Who Should Still Be Alive


Ryan Gosling Pictorial: The Thin Line that Separates the Most Adorable Man on the Planet from a Guy Who Lives in His Car


SRL: A Seriously Random List Specifically Designed to Elicit Outrage | The Best Time Travel Movies


SRL: Actors Whose Faces Do Not Suit Their First Names


SRL: DOs and DON'Ts of Masturbation in Cinema


SRL: Five Great '80s Movies That Have Held Up Very Poorly Over Time


SRL: Five Television Shows We Got Tired of Banging


SRL: That's the Cue for a Changeover | Films That Were Better Than The Book


SRL: The 10 Most Randomly Insane Casting Decisions


SRL: The 10 Television Shows You Should Be Watching and Maybe You Are


SRL: The 13 Most Successful Secular Fiction Novels Never to Be Adapted into a Feature Film


SRL: The 7 Best Theme Songs for Currently Airing Television Shows


SRL: The Case of the Disappearing Director


SRL: The Five Most Awesomely Crapulent Monster Face Off Movie Trailers


SRL: The Five Most Bulls**t Manipulative Tearjerkers


SRL: The Poor Man's ...


SRL: The Top Five Films Featuring a Black Female in a Leading Role


Sacha Baron Cohen As The Dictator And 10 Other Costume Ideas To Put The Whee In Your Halloween


Sadly, The 10 Most Titillatingly Suggestive School Boy Uniform Images I Could Find | Turnabout Is Not Fair Play


Salads Have Feelings Too | Ten Plants That Will Compost Your Mulchass


Scategories | A Seriously Immature List


Science Determines the 10 Catchiest Songs of All Time. Also, Science is Sexist


Serenity Now! Television's Worst Dads


Seriously, Tom Cruise, A Fat Suit? 14 Recent Supporting Characters I'd Rather See Get Their Own Film.


Seven Spiteful Sirens of the Silver Screen | A Seriously B*tchin' List


Sexiest Cartoon Women


She Seemed So Sweet to Me, I Was Mistaken: Television's Craziest Bitches


Sheeeeeeeeeeit: When Political Art Resembles Political Life


Should Obama Be More Like Spock Or Kirk? And 10 More Film/TV Dynamic Duos Who Make For "Unfair" Presidential Comparisons


Should You Give Up Cable Television?


Shows That Make You Appreciate People Considerably More When They Recognize A Reference


Six Advanced Modern American Filmmakers (And One Advanced Actor)


Six Batman Movies That Hollywood Should Adapt After Nolan Finishes Showing Everyone How It's Done


Six Cinematic Achievements in Stupid Greatness


So Much Larger Than Life: Television's Best Big Hair


Special Favors Come in 31 Flavors: Five Actors Who Should Be Considered to Play Napoleon Solo in Soderbergh's The Man from U.N.C.L.E.


Stars Who Could Pull Off Being One-Name Wonders


Strange Photographic Evidence that Taylor "The Llama" Lautner's Head Swivel Leans to the Left


Stuff It Prince Charming, The Five Disney Characters That Set My Girlish Heart A-Flutter.


Summing Up the Career of American Pie's Chris Klein Since Katie Holmes Dumped Him in 10 Movie Posters


TV Earworms: The Theme Songs That Burrow In and Never Let Go


TV Series You (Maybe) Didn't Know Were Remakes


Talking Animals I'd Like To Kick


Tara Reid's Five Greatest Contributions To Pop Culture. No, Seriously, I Found Five.


Television Breeding Grounds


Ten Additional Movie Taglines from Other Movies That Would be As Deliciously, Awesomely Inappropriate for the Yogi Bear Movie Poster


Ten British Television Actors That America Should Steal


Ten Classic Films Overly Judgmental People Will Cut You for Hating


Ten Classic Kevin Smith Scenes


Ten Completely Random, Obscure Box-Office Records


Ten Crossover Movies That Would Never Work


Ten G-Rated Movie Titles that Appeal to Zoophiles


Ten Great Movie Premises Based on Song Titles


Ten Great Movies You'll Never Watch Again


Ten Horror Movie Creatures You Probably Don't Want Watching You Sleep | A Seriously Random List


Ten Japanese Commercials Featuring American Celebrities | It's That Kind of Day


Ten Movie Couples With Whom You'd Never Want to Have a Threesome


Ten Movies That Achieved Significant Backlash Before They Were Even Released


Ten Movies That Take Place in One Day


Ten Movies You Can Use to Test Your Boyfriend's Heterosexuality


Ten Movies You'd Have to Be A Serious Douchebag to Hate


Ten Movies You'd Never, Ever Want to Watch with Your Parents


Ten Of Television's Best One-Season Big Bads


Ten Once Celebrity Objects of Sexual Desire Who Have Fallen Out of Favor


Ten Once Formidable $100 Million Directors Who Are Now Scraping the Bottom of the Has-Been Barrel


Ten Reasons The People's Choice Awards Don't Matter | A Seriously Random List


Ten Takeaway Lessons I've Picked Up from College-Themed Movies


Ten Television Catchphrases That Have Been Completely Played Out


Ten Women Who Are Great At Their Jobs. Careful, Honey, Don't Hurt Your Pretty Little Head On That Glass Ceiling.


Tentacles on the Brain Keep Me from Falling Asleep: The Top Ten Creepiest Creatures of Science Fiction


That's Downright Un-American! The Best Western Heroes Played By One Of Them There F'rrners


The Five Gayest Straight Actors in Hollywood


The "Boom" Factor: 6 Directors Who are Just as Guilty as Michael Bay


The "Fetch" Effect: 8 Actors that Hollywood Has Tried, and Failed, to Make Happen


The 10 Best Comfort Films of 2011


The 10 Best Cop Shows


The 10 Best Documentaries of 2011


The 10 Best Episodes of NBC's "Community"


The 10 Best Instances of Female Cinematic De-Prettification | Presenting the New Lisbeth Salander


The 10 Best Movie Posters of 2011


The 10 Best Musical Performances of "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon"


The 10 Best Philip K. Dick Movies that Aren't Actually Philip K. Dick Movies


The 10 Best Reverse 80's Remakes and the Winner of the Pajiba T-Shirt


The 10 Best Voiced Animated Characters in Film


The 10 Best and Worst Films from the First Half of 2011


The 10 Biggest Box Office Flops of 2012


The 10 Biggest Box Office Improvements from the Original Film to the Sequel


The 10 Biggest Oscar Snubs of the 2012 Academy Awards


The 10 Biggest Stars of All Time, Ever*


The 10 Blurb-Whoriest Movie Review Phrases


The 10 Crappiest Movies of Alan Cumming's Career


The 10 Crappiest Movies of Jennifer Aniston's Career


The 10 Current TV Characters with Whom I'd Most Like to Procreate with Behind an Institution of Secondary Education


The 10 Earwormiest Saturday Morning Cartoon Theme Songs


The 10 Funniest Commercials of All Time


The 10 Funniest Commercials of All Time: Reader Suggestions


The 10 Funniest TV Ads of 2011


The 10 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time


The 10 Highest Grossing Movies of 2012


The 10 Highest Paid Actresses of 2010


The 10 Hottest UK Redheads


The 10 Least "Must See" NBC Thursday Night TV Sitcoms


The 10 Least Famous Spouses of Really Famous Celebrities


The 10 Least Memorable "Saturday Night Live" Regular Cast Members


The 10 Least Wanted Remakes of 2009


The 10 Least Wanted Sequels of 2009


The 10 Least, And 5 Most, Surprising Hollywood (Registered) Republicans


The 10 Most Anticipated Films of 2013


The 10 Most Cheesilicious Sword And Sorcery Films


The 10 Most Common Responses to Top 10 Lists


The 10 Most Completely Forgettable Movies of 2011


The 10 Most Crowd-Pleasing Populist Movies of 2010


The 10 Most Delightfully British Names | Oh, You English Are So Superior


The 10 Most Egregious Instances of Actors Sh*tting on their Own Films


The 10 Most Expensive Romantic Comedies Ever Made | And How They Performed at the Box Office


The 10 Most Horrific Incidents of Off-Screen Movie Theater Violence


The 10 Most Insulting, Offensive Remake Casting Choices of All Time


The 10 Most Love-or-Hate-ist Movies of the 21st Century


The 10 Most Popular YouTube Videos of 2010


The 10 Most Satisfying Words to Say in the English Language


The 10 Songs That Movies Need to Stop Using


The 10 Sundance 2011 Films with the Best Box-Office Prospects


The 10 Wealthiest Entertainers List Provides the Perfect Tea Party Argument for Raising Taxes on the Rich


The 10 Weepiest Situation Comedy Episodes Ever


The 10 Worst Happy Madison Films


The 10 Worst Lays -- Superhero Edition


The 10 Worst Singing Performances in Film


The 10 Worst TV Theme Songs Currently On the Air


The 11 Best Actor/Director Duos


The 11 Best Soundtrack/Score Efforts Of Trent Reznor


The 11 Crappiest Movies Of John Leguizamo's Career


The 11 Crappiest Movies of Steve Martin's Career


The 11 Most Commercially Successful Directors You've NEVER Heard Of


The 11 Oldest Actors to Play Teenagers


The 12 Crappiest Movies of Billy Bob Thornton's Career


The 12 Crappiest Movies of Carla Gugino's Career


The 12 Crappiest Movies of Eddie Murphy's Career


The 13 Crappiest Movies of Mickey Rourke's Career


The 13 Funniest Men on Television


The 13 Most Satisfying Revenge Movies Ever


The 13 Most Thrilling, Exciting, Adventurous, Titillating, and Anticipated Films of the 2011 SXSW Film Festival


The 15 Best Character-Driven Fight Scenes In Movies


The 15 Best Heist Films


The 15 Best Movie Posters of 2010


The 15 Most Influential Classic Movies


The 15 Worst Movie Posters of 2010


The 1990s and the Brief De-Objectification of the Action-Movie Actress


The 20 Best "Law and Order" Cast Members Ranked by Awesomeoness


The 20 Best Acting Affectations | A Seriously Random List


The 20 Best Posthumously Released Films


The 20 Biggest Box Office Hits Based on an Original Property Developed for the Screen


The 20 Biggest Financial Failures of All Time (and their Directors' Post-Failure Careers)


The 20 Biggest Word-of-Mouth Bombs and the Insignificance of Twitter on Box-Office Success


The 20 May-Decemberiest Romances in Film


The 20 Most Boring Films of All Time


The 20 Most Brilliantly Unusual Print Ads of 2011


The 20 Most Laughable Golden Globe Nominations of the Last Decade


The 20 Most Popular Posts of 2008


The 20 Most Successful Film Franchises of All Time | A Quickie SRL


The 20 Worst Oscar Nominations of the Last 20 Years


The 2010 Academy Award Nominations


The 2010 Great American Ab-Off


The 2010 Oscar Winners


The 2011 Academy Award Nominations


The 2011 Emmy Nominations


The 2012 Oscar Nominations


The 25 Best Musician Cameos in Film


The 25 Best Remakes of the Last 25 Years, Presented Without Comment


The 25 Biggest Box Office Bombs of All Time Adjusted for Inflation


The 25 Most Conservative Films


The 26 Contemporary Directors with the Lowest Average Box-Office Gross


The 28 Most Dominating Emmy Winners of All Time


The 28 Most Successful Commercial Directors of All Time Based on Box-Office Average | Examining "Popular" vs. "Good"


The 35 Most Popular Posts of 2009


The 5 "Hunkiest" Cinematic Cannibals


The 5 Best #SAVECOMMUNITY Campaign Posters Made To Avert The Darkest Timeline


The 5 Best Reasons All Heterosexual Men Should Be Watching "Doctor Who"


The 5 Best SNL Digital Shorts


The 5 Best Screen Grabs of Our Own Brian Prisco from Last Night's Episode of "Weeds"


The 5 Best Super Bowl Commercials of 2011


The 5 Best Trey Parker & Matt Stone Musical Numbers (Sans Comment)


The 5 Best and Worst New TV Shows of the Fall Season


The 5 Dudes With Whom It's Most Acceptable for Furiously Straight Men to Have a Man Crush


The 5 Far Less Compelling Reasons that Heterosexual Women Should Be Watching "Doctor Who" (Sorry)


The 5 Hottest Female Shaved Head Transformations in Film


The 5 Most Frequently Screened Movie Trailers of the Summer


The 5 Most Painfully Awkward, Non-Football, Non-Commercial Related Moments of the Super Bowl


The 5 Most Popular Harry Hanrahan Videos of 2010


The 5 Nut-Jobbiest Right-Wingers


The 5 People (and Things) on Network TV I Miss the Most Right Now


The 5 Shows that Deserve to Be Mentioned as Spiritual Successor to "The Wire"


The 5 Worst New Shows on Network Television | A Quickie SRL


The 5 Worst TV Ads in America


The 50 Greatest Debut Movies


The 50 Most Expensive Movies of All Time


The 50 Most Popular Posts of 2011


The 50 Most Successful Box Office Stars of All Time in North America


The 7 Best B-Level Villains


The 7 Best Celebrity Cameos, Playing Themselves in Film


The 7 Best Films of the Summer (2011)


The 7 Most Boring Blockbusters


The 7 Most Promising Movies of the Fall Based only on the Trailers


The 7 Most Unsungiest Heroes on Television (Male Category)


The 7 Most Vile Romantic Comedy Creatures (A Pictorial)


The 8 Best Game Show Hosts of the 1980s


The 8 Groan-Worthiest Movie Taglines of 2011 So Far


The 8 Most Fantastically Unpresidential Televised Acts of President and Michelle Obama


The 9 Most Devastatingly Sad Documentaries of All Time


The 9 TV Actors Who Were Never Supposed To Leave Their Castmates In The Dust


The All-Girl Assassin Squad I Would Assemble To Knock Some Sense Into Those "Sucker Punch" Floozies


The Alternate-Life Big Screen Roles of 10 NFL Players | A Quickie SRL


The Appalling History of Wedding-Themed Movie Posters


The Best African American Directors


The Best Album of the Aughts


The Best And Worst Things In Movie History: A Seriously Random List


The Best Buddy Cop Movies


The Best Children's Movies Featuring a Primarily African-American Cast


The Best Closing Credit Songs


The Best Coming of Age Movies


The Best Credit Card Movies


The Best Dick Lit


The Best Fake Band Names Created By Pajiba Commenters


The Best Female Action Heroes


The Best Fictional Work Places: You Hate Your Boss At Your Job, Well In Your Dreams You Can Work Here


The Best Films of 2010 -- Staff Picks


The Best Football Movies


The Best Movie Hats


The Best Movie Moustaches


The Best Movies Filmed in New Orleans


The Best Movies Never to Be Nominated for Any Oscar


The Best Non-Theatrical Films Of 2010 | Sometimes The Best Ones Are The Ones You Don't See


The Best Olympics Films


The Best On-Screen Couples Of 2011


The Best Selling Movie Soundtracks of All Time | A Quickie SRL


The Best So-Bad-Its-Good Movie Directors


The Best Super Bowl Commercials 2010


The Best Superbowl Commercials 2009


The Best TV Couples of the Aughts


The Best Thanksgiving Films


The Best Thanksgiving Movies


The Best Villians in Film History


The Best Werewolf Movies of the Last 30 Years


The Best in Independent Film (2010)


The Biggest Box Office Flops of 2011


The Biggest Box-Office Bombs of 2010


The Biggest Flops of 2009


The Biggest Paycheck Whores


The Box Office Sweet Spot -- Your Favorite Directors Aren't Very Popular


The Case of the Disappearing Lead Actor


The Case of the Disappearing Lead Actress


The Case of the Disappearing Teen Actor


The Cast of "Sons of Anarchy" All Cleaned Up


The Check-Out Aisle: A Round-Up of the Latest Magazine Covers


The Comedy of Obesity: The De-Evolution


The Coolest Spaceships in Movies and TV


The Coolest TV Characters of All-Time


The De-Evolution of Brendan Fraser's Hair


The Deadest Eyes in Hollywood: A Seriously Random List


The Decade's Most Popular Secret Shames


The Decade's Ten Biggest Flameouts


The Deranged Brilliance of Skittimus Maximus Esquire, III: The Internet's All Time Greatest Commenter


The Downfall Of Val Kilmer - A Study In Posters | Yet Another In A Long Series Of Diversions In An Attempt To Avoid Responsibility


The Eight Biggest Television Series Flameouts of the Decade


The Fat Guy, Cute Girlfriend Myth is Not a Myth | A Seriously Random List


The Fifteen Worst Comic Book Movies Of All Time


The First 5 People I'd Audition If I Were Casting a Real-Life C-3PO


The First 5 People I'd Consider If I Were Casting Satan in a Film in Which the Devil Lives Among Us


The First Annual Bowtie Awards


The Five Best Cocks in Movies and Television


The Five Best Columbus Day Films


The Five Best Columbus Day-Related Films


The Five Best Films Currently In Release


The Five Best Films Featuring Stars Who Died Before Release


The Five Best Horror Movie Remakes


The Five Best Legal Shows of All Time


The Five Best Movies About Non-Traditional Sports


The Five Best Movies Featuring an Accountant


The Five Best Movies Set Extensively in Shopping Centers: F*ck Me, Santa: I'm Desperate


The Five Best New Shows of the Fall


The Five Best Paul Rudd Roles


The Five Best Robert Downey, Jr. Roles


The Five Best Salesmen Characters


The Five Best Shows Never to Get an Emmy Nomination


The Five Best Signature Horror Movie Weapons


The Five Best Single TV Episodes of the Season


The Five Best Slow Claps of All Time


The Five Best Stand-Alone Episodes of Doctor Who


The Five Best Television Kids from Across the Street


The Five Best Tim Burton Films


The Five Best Whimsiquirkilicious Movies of the Decade


The Five Best and Worst Films of 2010 So Far


The Five Best and Worst Films with Question Marks in their Title


The Five Biggest Hipster Douchesters in Hollywood


The Five Blandest Actors in Hollywood | Graduates of the Chris O'Donnell School of Acting


The Five Breakfast Cereals Most Ripe for a Big Screen Adaptation


The Five Bullshittiest Self-Help Philosophies | A Seriously Random List


The Five Celebrities Who Probably Smell the Worst | A Seriously Random List


The Five Defining Pop-Culture Moments of the Presidential Campaign


The Five Douchiest Co-Stars to Which Robert Downey, Jr. Has Had to Play Second Fiddle


The Five Funniest Cameos of the Decade


The Five Hottest Bond Women


The Five Hottest Children's Television Personalities


The Five Least "Gay" Gay Characters on Television | Exposing the Hypocrisy of Ryan Murphy


The Five Most Empowered Females Currently on Television


The Five Most Evil Assh*les in Hollywood


The Five Most Forgettable Films of 2009


The Five Most Generous Programming Moves of TV Network Executives


The Five Most Impressive Beards in Hollywood


The Five Most Impressive Dicks of the Last 20 Years (A Pictorial)


The Five Most Inexplicably Inspirational 80's Soundtrack Anthems


The Five Most Memorable Brother Chucks


The Five Most Morally Repugnant Films to the Traditional American Family


The Five Most Obnoxious Literary Fads


The Five Most Overused Words by Movie Critics


The Five Most Popular Celebrities You've Never Heard Of (The Bieber Phenomenon)


The Five Most Seriously Effed Up Movie Premises of All Time


The Five Most Unattractive Hot Women


The Five Most Unrealistic Depictions of Gay Characters in Film


The Five Most Vacant Stares from the MTV VMAs


The Five Weirdest Killer Animals


The Five Worst Funniest Films Lists on YouTube


The Five Worst Movies Featuring the Best Casts


The Five Worst Movies with a Year in the Title


The Full Lisbeth Salander Photoshoot Collection


The Generation's Ten Douchiest Films


The Glorious Reappearing: Seven Actors Who We Wish Would Make a Triumphant Return from Retirement


The Greatest List of 100 Completely Random Movie Titles Ever Compiled in the History of Mankind


The Greatest Token Black Guys


The Highest Grossing Films in the Summer of 2011


The Highest Grossing Movies of 2011


The Hottest Movie Vampires


The Hottest Serial Killers


The Hottest TV Cops


The Hottest TV Daughters


The Hottest Television Crushes | Lead Actor and Actress Categories


The Hottest Television Crushes, Supporting Actor and Actress Categories


The Jon Hamm Problem: You Can't Be Handsome And Funny. Pick One.


The Label Maker: Top Five Hollywood Celebrity Incidents from Which There is No Recovery


The Last Dude


The Least Sexiest Lips


The Long and Assy History of Between-the-Legs Movie Posters


The Look of the Irish: They're Filling Our Screens, and It's Glorious


The Many Faces of Jack Shephard


The Many Faces of Katherine Heigl


The Many Faces of Keanu Reeves


The Many Faces of Melissa Leo, the Most Versatile Actress on the Planet


The Many Faces of Michael Cera


The Many Faces of Robert Pattinson


The Many Life-Affirming Dances of Christopher Duncan Turk, M.D


The Most Annoying Catchphrases


The Most Confusing Episode of "Band of Brothers" Ever | A Seriously Random Joke Only 6 People Will Understand


The Most Deserving Oscars


The Most Devastatingly Unredeemable Deal-Breaking Movies in Recent Memory


The Most Generic Actors in Hollywood


The Most Inexplicable Teen Sensations


The Most Inspirational Movie Speeches


The Most Inspired Pop-Culture Pumpkin Carvings


The Most Memorable Television Advertising Campaigns of the 1990s


The Most Menacing Hispanic Characters


The Most Offensive Fat Movies


The Most Overlooked Films of the Aughts


The Most Overrated Films of 2008


The Most Preposterous Romantic-Comedy Professions


The Most Promising Actors Under 25


The Most Schadenfreudtastic Horror Movie Deaths


The Most Tantalizingly Seductive Adulteresses of the Last 30 Years


The Most Unfortunate Incidents of Male Nudity


The Most Unintentionally Homoerotic Films


The Muppets 5 Best Musical Moments


The Next Catchphrase You're Going to Love Before You Hate


The One and Only Unflattering Image of Nathan Fillion in Existence!


The Only 12 People On The 2011 Forbes Celebrity 100 List I Wouldn't Kick In The Taint


The Oscar Win That Makes My Blood Boil. Nope, It's Not Her.


The Pajiba 10 -- Overlord Edition


The Pajiba 10: 1982 (The Year of the Mullet) Edition


The Pajiba 10: 1994 Edition


The Pajiba 10: International Edition


The Pajiba Power Rankings | The Ten Best TV Episodes of the Last Week


The Pajiba Ten (1992 Edition)


The Pajiba Ten -- 1985 Edition | A Seriously Random 80's List


The Rita Bennett Problem: Why Are So Many Great TV Dramas Weighed Down by Horrible, Annoying Female Characters?


The Rotten Tomatoes Wall of Shame: The 33 Films with Only One Positive Review


The Saddest Animal Deaths in Cinema


The Sassiest Black Characters


The Scariest Movie Clowns


The Seven Affable And Sane-Seeming Celebrity Couples Least Likely To Name Their Kid "Velvet Tuning Fork Jolie-Pitt"


The Seven Best Guilty Pleasure TV Shows


The Seven Disney Villains Tim Burton Should Consider Now That He's Dumped Angelina Jolie's Maleficent.


The Seven Most Likely Candidates to Replace Steve Carell in "The Office"


The Seven Musicians Turned Actors That Don't Make Me Want To Hurl A Boombox Playing Peter Gabriel At The Screen


The Seven Scripted Network Shows Cancelled Faster than "The Paul Reiser Show"


The Sexiest Aliens of All Time


The Six Creepiest Starburst Commercials | Taste the Rainbow. Choose the Ooze


The Six Most Absurd Community Service Obligations in Film


The Six Most Annoying Laughs on the Face of the Planet | A Seriously Random List


The Six Most Successful Career Redefining Roles


The Six Most Unfortunate Influential Films


The Smartest Summer Blockbusters (of the Last 20 Years)


The Squarest Jaws in Hollywood


The Striking Fragrances of Lingerie Football


The Summer 2009 Wrap Up


The Sun Shines Out of Our Behinds: Five Hot Films That Will Warm Up Your Winter (It's Coming)


The Super Hot Women of those Old Timey Westerns


The Surest Signs that Inside the Actors Studio Has Run Out of Real Actors: A Seriously Random List


The Sweetest Rides in Cinematic History


The Television One-Off: Ten Recent and Current TV Actors Who Will Fade into Obscurity After Their Respective Shows End


The Ten Most Terrifying Movie Creatures from Your Childhood


The Ten Best Clint Howards | Actors that Always Make You Think of their More Famous Siblings


The Ten Best Documentaries of 2010


The Ten Best Netflix Gems of 2009


The Ten Best Newscast Gaffes


The Ten Best Ways to Take Your Mind off the Snowpocalypse


The Ten Biggest Animated Flops of All Time


The Ten Biggest Oscar Snubs of 2010


The Ten Films of 2010 That That Made a Sh*tton More Money Than They Ever Deserved To


The Ten Greatest Fictional Presidents


The Ten Grossest Words in the English Language | A Seriously Random List


The Ten Highest Paid Assholes in Hollywood


The Ten Hottest Celebrity Women in their 40s


The Ten Hottest Gingers


The Ten Items that Fetched the Highest Bids at the "Lost" Auction


The Ten Most Anticipated Films of SXSW 2010


The Ten Most Anticipated Summer Blockbusters as Represented by the Leading Actors in Various Stages of Undress


The Ten Most Bad Ass Jesuses


The Ten Most Distinctive Celebrity Commercial Voice-Overs


The Ten Most Forgettable Films of the Aughts


The Ten Most Generic-Looking Hollywood Actresses


The Ten Most Indelible Fictional Characters of the Last 100 Years


The Ten Most Inexplicably Attractive (Male) Villains in Film and Television


The Ten Most Inspired Zombie Combinations


The Ten Most Insubstantial, Meaningless Actors in Hollywood


The Ten Most Pirated Films Of All Time. Only One Contains Actual Pirates.


The Ten Most Popular Movie Trailers of 2010


The Ten Most Prolific Actors of the Last Five Years


The Ten Most Successful Disposable Horror Movies


The Ten Most Unusually Hot Celebrity Women


The Ten Movies In iTunes Top 100 Downloads You've Probably Never Heard Of


The Ten Must-See Anti-Blockbuster Blockbusters of the Summer 2011


The Ten Sexiest Voices


The Ten Strangest Film Debuts of A-Listers


The Ten Top 10 Lists that Should Always Include Almost Famous


The Ten Worst Emmy Nominations of the Last 20 Years


The Ten Worst Soundtrack Songs | Earworm Edition


The Ten Worst Television Shows of the Aughts


The Thirteen Best Movie Villains of the Decade


The Top 20 Films of the Decade -- Naysayer's Edition


The Top Grossing Films of 2009


The Top Ten Television News Anchors


The Typical (Read: Dumb) Audience Members' 23 Favorite Movies of 2011


The Wan and Pasty-Faced Actors Best Suited To Help Run This Vampire Craze All The Way Into The Ground


The Washed-Uppiest Actor-Athletes in Sports Films | By the Numbers


The Whitest Movies of All Time


The Worst Chick Flicks


The Worst Films Set in New Orleans


The Worst Final Lines in Good Movies


The Worst Live-Action Movies Based on Cartoons


The Worst Movie Bosses


The Worst Movie MacGuffins


The Worst Offenders Of Godwin's Law 2011: Celebrity Edition


The Worst Sci-Fi Remakes


The Worst Southern Accents


The Worst Television Theme Songs


There Goes My Hero, She's Ordinary: Four Kickass Babes Who Could Wipe The Self-Pitying Simper Off Sarah Jessica Parker's Face


There's A Lot Of Ugly Things In This World, Son. I Wish I Could Keep 'Em All Away From You: Which Movie Dad Do You Want To Be?


There's Nothing Like One Good F*ck | Which Films Drop the Most F-Bombs?


They Can't All Be Selleck: 10 Actors Who Should Never Attempt A Mustache


This Ain't No Donkey Semen: The All-Time Top 10 "Community" Clips On Hulu


This Christmas I Want An Ice Pick To The Ear Drum | Christmas Music Sucks


This Collection of 'I'd Rather Be Naked' Ads Is Not an Endorsement of PETA; It's an Endorsement of Nudity (Slightly NSFW)


Thumb On The Lens: Directors Who F*cked Up Their Own Films By Acting In Them


Tied to the '90s: 8 Random Present-Day Performers Who Got Their Start On Nickelodeon


Time Out London Ranks the 100 Best Comedies of All Time and They're Doing It Wrong!


Toe Pick! The Five Best 90's Films They Sometimes Play On Lifetime: Television For Womenfolk


Too Cute To Die: Film and Television's Saddest Sacrifices


Too Sexy To Die: 10 Characters Who Were Saved By Their Sex Appeal


Top 5 Movies You Could Never Make a Sequel To


Top Five Prequels That Should Never Be Made


Top Ten Terrible Decisions to Play Terrible Strippers


Top Twelve American High Schools


TotalFilm's 50 Worst Film Performances


Trust Us, It's Not Just The Accents: Our Favorite Cravat-Wearing Brits


Twelve Television Characters We Hate. It's Probably Not Their Fault.


Twenty of the 66 Best Movie Taglines of the Last 30 Years


USA! USA! 50 Come Hither Looks That Will Make You Proud To Be An American


Ugly Hot: Thirteen Dudes I Would Like To Meet In A Dark Corner. A Really Dark Corner. Seriously, Turn The Lights Off.


Uphill Both Ways Through The Snow: 8 Super Sh*tty Cinematic Childhood Experiences


Using Negative Associations to Drive a Wedge Between You and Your Love of Puppies


Wait, Who Are You Talking To? Figments, Phantoms and Psychotic Breaks


We Can't Miss You If You Never Go The F*ck Away: The Hardest Working Actors In Show Business


We Go Waiting for the Stars to Come Showering Down: Predicting the Golden Globes (Television) Winners


We Hate it When Our Friends Become Successful: The Most Egregious Best Actor/Actress Oscar Errors


We Know You Can Do Better. 9 Actors Who Have Chosen To Slum It.


We Love A Man In Uniform: 11 Famous Faces Who Served In The Military


We Should Charge Them By The Hour: Therapy Masquerading As Art


We're Going to Denny's


We're Never Going Back. 8 Sh*tty "Lost" Knock-Offs


We've Done This To Ourselves! | 10 Dipsh*ts Movie Characters Who Brought Their Fates Upon Themselves


Weird Sh*t I Found In the Pockets of Returned Tuxedo Rentals


Welcome Back to Fox News. I'm Blonde | "30 Rock" Joke Even Funnier than Previously Believed


Well Fuck Me Gently With A Chainsaw: The Ten Fictional Couples You Really Shouldn't Be Rooting For


What A Way To Go: Film And Television's Ten Deadliest Catches


What Celebrities Would You Cast in a Muppet Lookalike Movie?


What In The Name Of Sanity Have You Got On Your Head? Film's Most Ridiculous Hats, Wigs and Helms.


What Is He, Funny? The Most Preposterous Pairings Of 2011


What It Might Look Like If Hollywood Studios Quoted Pajiba Reviews on their Movie Posters


What Kind of Sick Brain-Damaged Asshole Would Use Comic Sans? | The Five Worst Fonts


What Makes These 10 Wonder Woman Costumes Better Than Adrianne Palicki's?


What They Look Like Now: Child Actors You Completely Forgot About Edition


What You Can Tell About the "Saturday Night Live" Cast Based Upon the Opening Cast Montage


What a Funky Lady: The Top Five Actors Who Have Morphed Into Middle-Aged Women


What a Maroon! Television's Biggest Idiots


What the Real People Behind Those "Based on a True Story" Movies Look Like


What's in a Box? The Five Best Cinematic Boxes


Whatever Happened To .... The Cast of "Beverly Hills, 90210"?


Whatever Happened To .... The Cast of "That '70s Show"?


When I See the Way You Paint Your Lips and I Smell Your Perfume: The Worst Fake Blondes


When Should We Stop Calling Them "Girls"? The Coolest Chicks Of The Bond Flicks


When Terrible Children's Movies Happen to Good People


When Will They Ever Learn? The Top Five Horror Movie Rules and the Daylight Trailer


Which "Friend" Has Aged the Best? It's Not Even a Contest


Which Had the Most Viewers: The "Seinfeld" Finale or Avatar?


Which Movie Franchise Casts the Most Intensely Bland, Forgettable Leads?


Which Of These TV Casts Would You Let Wrinkle Your Linens?


Which TV Character Would You Punch In The Face?


Which of Johnny Depp's Leading Ladies Has Actually Aged Better than Depp?


Which of These 10 Movies Would You Be More Likely to See Based Only on these Set Images?


Which of These 5 New Movie Posters Makes Your Nethers Tingle the Most?


Which of These 5 Sex Positions Will Edward and Bella Attempt on their Wedding Night?


Which of These Five Actors at the Highest Risk for Overexposure?


Which of These Five Hollywood Subjects Sold Out the Hardest?


Which of these 6 Actors Has Been Cast as Sarah Palin in the HBO Movie GAME CHANGE?


White on White Translucent Black Capes: Ten Vampires Better Than Twilight's Edward Cullen


Who Are the Leading Contenders for the Female Equivalent of Keanu Reeves?


Who Asked For Cars 2 Again? 5 Children's Sequels That Should've Arrived Instead


Who Did It Better? Madonna's Terrifyingly Smooshed Chest Edition Golden Globes Edition


Who We Need Right Now: David F***ing Copperfield


Why Can't I Get Just One Kiss? Hollywood's Most Luscious Man Lips


Why Do Movie Posters for Straight-to-VOD Movies Suck So Hard?


Why Freakishly Skinny People Are More "Aesthetically Displeasing" than Overweight People


Why We Need "Community" Now: Pop Culture Homages Dan Harmon And Co. Haven't Gotten To Yet


Why Would You Mess With Olivia Wilde's Cleavage?! The Five Things Vanity Fair's Hollywood Issue Got Terribly Wrong and One It Got Impressively Right


Will Joss Whedon Ratnerf*ck "The Avengers"? | 5 Potential Female Cast Members


Will You Still Be Sending Me a Valentine? Sizzling Ladies with Lines


Will You Still Need Me, Will You Still Feed Me? Hot Dudes with Wrinkles


Words of Wisdom from 80s Comedies


Worst 4th Movies


Worst Lays -- Fictional Movie Character Edition


Worst Mentally Handicapped Performances


Worst Movie Sidekicks


Worst Onscreen Couples


Worst Pickup Lines


Worst Portrayals of Comic-Book Characters


Would You Rather ... ? Dead Dog Movie or Dead Person Movie Edition


X-Men Origins Wolverine Trailer


X-Men: A First Class Waste of Great Talent


Yeah, I've Made Up Your Mind: Five 2012 Films You Might Not Know You Should Be Looking Forward To


You Bleeding Heart, Namby Pamby, Liberal Douchebags Sure Do Like Some Sh*tty TV


You Can All Just Kiss Off into the Air: In Memory of the Best Tweets from "Sons of Anarchy" Showrunner Kurt Sutter


You Can Ask But Should They Tell? Do We Care If Our Movie Stars Are Gay?


You Deserve Better Than This, My Friend: Actors Who Should Be So Much More Than They Are


You Have a Face For Radio! The Faces Behind Your Favorite National Public Radio (NPR) Personalities


You Look So Absurd, You Look So Obscene: The Most Memorable Movie Psychopathic Characters (Masked, Maimed and in Make-Up)


You May Be Considered Pretty by Some, but Lady, You Can't Act: Hollywood's Top Female Charlatans


You Must Suffer and Cry for a Longer Time: Best of the Aging '80s Alternative Rockers (and Elmo, Too)


You Say Sissy I Say Sexy: The 16 Best Uses Of Guyliner


You Uptight, Puritanical Right Wing Tight *sses Are Missing Out On Some Awesome Television


You Will See Light in the Darkness: The Top Five Reasons Why You Weren't Raptured


You'll Keep Searching and Searching Your Whole Life Through: Who Could Possibly Be the Next Clint Eastwood?


You'll See Your Problems Multiplied: Five Reasons Steve McQueen's Next Film Should Be a Comedy


You're Only Hurting Yourself | Five Actors Who Ruined Their Own Chances At Oscar Glory This Year


You've Got Spunk. I Hate Spunk: The Allegedly Adorable Dream Girls of Cinema