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Modern Family's Reid Ewing Didn't Come Out, Because He Was 'Never In'

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Chris Hemsworth's Dramatic Weight Loss Has RUINED the Man's Six-Pack Abs

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Adele Surprises Adele Impersonators, Adorably

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While You Were Netflix Binging, Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello Got/Are Getting Married

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Jennifer Lawrence Is So Exuberant Over Sleep, She Becomes a Spastic 5 Year Old

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A Jenny McCarthy Follow-Up: Way to Double Down on the Dumb

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And Now a Story About Surprisingly Awesome Dude Kevin Smith

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11 Celebrities Couples You Had No Idea Existed

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No, Amy Schumer Isn't Trying to Take Your Guns. Promise

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Other Sexiest Men of the Year People Magazine Considered Before David Beckham

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Anthony Mackie Doesn't Seem to Have the Information to Answer 'Are You a Feminist?'

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Ian McKellen Knows It's 'Ridiculous' He's Never Played Bond, Notes His Uncanny Cumberbatch Resemblance

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Breaking News: Idris Elba Says Words, Is Attractive

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People's 2015 Sexiest Man Alive Is Smoldering Dishwater

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Former Bond Actor Pierce Brosnan Was Not a Fan of 'Spectre'

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"Flawless" Remix Leaks, Possibly Proving Flaws in Beyoncé Empire

"Two, three, even four new Kardashian spinoffs" | THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER

"Vaccinate Your Goddamn Kids": A Jimmy Kimmel PSA We Shouldn't Need

#AskHerMore is For Everyone Who Hates Red Carpet Diet Questions

#DUBSMASHWARS Round 1: Team Carter Has Clearly Kicked Team SHIELD'S Ass

#TeamRory vs. #TeamAmber: Lauren Graham's Fictional Daughters Face-Off

'Archer' Fans Mourn: George "Woodhouse" Coe Has Died

'Bachelor' Host Hating On 'UnREAL' Only Makes Us Love It More

'Black-ish' Creator Kenya Barris Calls Out Judd Apatow for Bill Cosby Obsession

'Broad City' Offers The Perfect Response To Subtle Street Harassment

'Cause If You're Dying To Be Led, They'll Lead You Up the Hill in Chains To Their Popular Refrains | Eat, Pray, Be Superior

'Downton Abbey' Water Bottle Gaffe to Water Charity Fundraiser

'Fargo's' Allison Tolman Lobbies for Emmy, Kicks Twitter Ass, Is Klassy as Sh*t

'Fargo's' Allison Tolman Shuts Down Body-Shamers on Twitter, Is Our Favorite New Person

'Felicity's' Amy Jo Johnson, the Original Pink Power Ranger, Resurfaced Wearing Her Old Power Ranger Outfit

'Gone Girl 2: Affleck Bangs the Nanny' Is the Summer's Best Show

'Guardian' Journalist Endeavors to Find Out if Jonah Hill's Reputation as a Douche Is Accurate

'Hamilton's' Lin-Manuel Miranda Takes on The Wheel of Freestyle

'Hunger Games' Star Schools Miley Cyrus And Taylor Swift On Cultural Appropriation

'Jane the Virgin's' Gina Rodriguez Reassesses Her Views on Feminism

'Justified's' Jacob Pitts Has the Best Harrison Ford Story Ever

'Married Christian Man' Kanye West Defends Wheelchair Incident, Throws Ben Affleck Under the Bus

'Obsessed with Dadbod,' Rob Lowe Shares the Secrets Behind His Eternal Youth

'Rick And Morty' Creators Get Serious About Bringing Women Into The Writer's Room

'SNL's' Cecily Strong Calls Out 'Bully Dickheads' for Suggesting She's Pregnant

'Secret' White House Meetings Reveal That Jon Stewart Is . . . Influential?

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Box-Office Prospects Are Seriously Being Threatened

'That's Your F*cking Question?' Cate Blanchett Interviews Are the Best Interviews

'The Walking Dead's' Tyrese Berates a Subway Car for Lack of Humanity

'You're The Worst's' Lindsay Asked Matt McGorry About Feminist Dating

10 Actual People On Twitter Who Unironically Support Donald Trump for President

10 Celebrity Couples Whose Relationships Are Less Memorable than JLaw and Chris Martin's Will Be in 5 Years

10 Pants-Igniting Things Oscar Isaac Is the Absolute Best At

10 Things We Love Despite the Presence of Paris Hilton

10 Years Ago, Teri Polo Appeared Naked in 'Playboy'

10 Years Ago, Tom Cruise Proved He Truly Is the Greatest Actor Alive

11 Celebrities Couples You Had No Idea Existed

11 Celebrity Baby Names That Have Garnered Far More Attention Than Anything Remotely Important Ever

11 Movies Adrien Brody Has Made In the Last Few Years That You've Never Heard Of

12 Takeaways from Gwyneth Paltrow's Interview with Howard Stern

12 Ways Kumail Nanjiani And Emily Gordon Are Winning At Marriage

17 Times IMDb Algorithm Mischaracterized Your Favorite Stars

17 Year Old Prince Is Cooler Than You Will Ever Be

1985 Meets 1995 in Surreal Video of Debbie Gibson Singing a Mariah Carey Song in 2014

20 Incongruous Modeling Photos from Before They Were Famous

2010's 5 Most Vivid Signs of the Coming Endtimes | 2010: A Year In Which Celebrities Were Better Than You

2014: Your Year in Bieber

2015 Emmy Fashion Round-Up: What Worked and Didn't Work on the Emmy Red Carpet

2015 Will Be The Year Of Alicia Vikander

3 Amazing Reasons You'll Be Watching Lip Sync Battle Next Year

4Chan Douche Hacks and Posts Nudes of Jennifer Lawrence, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Brie Larson and Other Female Stars because the Internet Is the Worst Place in the World

5 Celebrity Facts That Will Blow Your Mindhole

5 Fascinating and/or Unsettling Facts You Might Not Know About Gary Oldman

5 Hilarious Facts You Didn't Know about James Marsden

5 Things We Learned From Sam Mendes Interviewing Fellow A-List Directors

5 Things You Need to Know About Aya Cash from 'You're the Worst'

5 of the Strangest Things Daniel Craig Said in This Male Bonding Interview

50 Cent's Worst First Pitch Ever Is Not Just a Personal Failure, It's an Institutional Failure of Society

6 Times Actors Suffered Lapses In Likeability: A "Seriously, You Said That?" List

7 Celebrities Who Believe in Insane Things

7 Mostly Terrible Things That Independent Prosecutor Kenneth Starr Has Been Up To Since the Lewinsky Scandal

75-Year-Old Former American Citizen Tina Turner Resurfaces in Switzerland, And She Looks Great

8 Sad, Bitter, and Mysterious Fallings-Out Between Once Famous Partnerships

A Clearly Traumatized Dax Shepard Recounts Kristen Bell's Birth Story

A Critical Review Of Taylor Swift's New Video 'Shake It Off'

A CumberBUNCH of Videos from The Graham Norton Show

A Duggar Husband Tried to Run a Cat Over with a Sled; Whole Family Is Made of Garbage

A Fond and Loving Farewell to Joanna Robinson On Her Last Day at Pajiba

A Frank Discussion about the Josh and Anna Duggar's Rules of Sex

A Gold Digger Can't Catch a Break | Celebrities Are Better Than You

A Guide to the Best TV Show Instagrams You Must Follow

A Heartening Follow-Up to That Kate Mulgrew Debacle

A Jackass Director Had the Audacity to Tell Dame Judi Dench That Everything Was Wrong with Her Face

A Jenny McCarthy Follow-Up: Way to Double Down on the Dumb

A Lengthy Feminist Treatise on Miley Cyrus's VMA Performance and Its Societal Impact

A Look at the Early, Possibly Embarrassing Breakout Roles of Last Night's Oscar Winners

A Measured and Lengthy Treatise on Lindsay Lohan's Conquest List

A Partial List of Things 'Mad Max: Fury Road''s Charlize Theron Could Do To Me, And I Wouldn't Even Care

A Rundown of all the Marriages, Divorces, and Engagements Over the Holidays

A Tale of Two Airheads: Sarah Palin vs Poppy Carlton from 'Almost Royal'


ATTENTION! We Are Old and Ofelia from 'Pan's Labyrinth' Looks Like This Now

Aaron Paul Is Legit Pissed at the Hypocrisy of Toys 'R Us Pulling the 'Breaking Bad' Action Figures

Aaron Paul Wants What We All Want: To See Him Cameo on 'Better Call Saul'

Aaron Paul Will Never Let Us Forget How Very Grateful He Is

Aaron Paul, Chris Pratt, and The Rock Are Already Doing 2015 Better than We Are

Aaron Rodgers Proves that Not Every NFL Player Has the Soul of a Colostomy Bag

Abercrombie & Fitch vs. The Situation: A Douche Against Douche Cage Match to the Finish

About That Time Emilia Clarke Asked Channing Tatum and His Wife to Do Sex Things With Her

About That Time Peter O'Toole Slept With Over 1,000 Women

About the Time Charming Potato and Shia LaBeouf Went on a Drunk Vandalism Spree Together

About the Time Pajiban Prince Nathan Fillion Shut Down Justin Bieber's Entourage

About the Time Peter Dinklage Watched a Man Die, and How He Didn't Realize He May Have Been Responsible for the Man's Death

About the Time That Prick David Caruso Literally Nearly Killed 'Deadwood' Creator David Milch

Accomplished Dancer Emilie Livingston Set to Marry Smoking Hot Actor from 'The Fly,' 'Jurassic Park'

Actresses You Didn't Know Were the Offspring of Famous Celebrities Edition

Adam Goldberg the Actor & Adam 'The Goldbergs' Goldberg Just Hissy Fitted All Over Twitter

Add 'Man Of His Word' To John Oliver's Résumé: Bud Light Lime Edition

Adele Surprises Adele Impersonators, Adorably

Adrianne Palicki Is Open to a (Fictional, Character-Based) Relationship With Jeremy Renner

After Being Misunderstood, Unfairly Maligned and Labeled a Homophobic Bigot, Alec Baldwin Writes a Dissertation on Why He's Leaving Public Life

Agent Carter's Enver Gjokaj Bumps Your Crush to the Next Level

Ah, The Good Ole Days When Sluts Were Fancier | Celebrities Are Better than You Are

Alan Rickman Tells of Michael Gambon's Delightful On-Set Harry Potter Shenanigans

Alan Thicke Likes to Make Love to His Wife While Listening to His Son's Music

Alex Garland, Writer and Director of 'Ex Machina', Did an AMA

Alexandra Daddario Reacts to the Knowledge that President Obama Has Seen Her Boobs

Alfonso Ribeiro Busts Out the Carlton, Again, With Justin Timberlake

Alice Eve Thinks Bruce Jenner Is 'Playing at Being a Woman'

Alison Brie To Marry The Lesser Franco: A Meditation On Confusion

All The Celebs Who Are Boycotting Indiana Because Of Its Bigoted "Religious Freedom" Bullshit

All The Reasons Why Hayley Atwell Should Absolutely Play The Doctor on 'Doctor Who'

All You Ever Wanted Was Someone to Take Care of Ya. All You're Ever Losin' is a Little Mascara | An Open Letter to Jessica Simpson

All the Reasons Why Dan Harmon Wins For Best Wedding of All Time

Allison Tolman Talks Fame, Internet Trolls and Making Real Change for Women

Allison Williams Got Engaged, and the 'People' Magazine Comments Section Offers Their, Uh, Congratulations?

Allison Williams Talks About Her Dad's Suspension from NBC

Alright, Taylor Swift, Are We Gonna Do This Or What?

Alyson Hannigan Tweets Darling Ovary Punching Picture of Her Daughters in MacLaren's Pub

Amanda Bynes Has ... AN IMPOSTER!

Amanda Bynes on Psychiatric Hold After Attempted Self-Immolation

Amanda Bynes's Mom Insists Her Daughter Has No Mental Illness Whatsoever, Was Under the Influence of Marijuana

Amanda Peet and Sarah Paulson Playing Grabass Is the Only SAG Awards Highlight You Need to See

Amazing Pun-Loving Judge Uses Taylor Swift Lyrics to Dismiss Taylor Swift Copyright Lawsuit

Amber Rose Takes On Slut Shaming With Her Walk Of No Shame!

Amy Adams Gives Up Seat, Demonstrates that Stars Are (Sometimes) Good People Too

Amy Adams and Tim Burton Did a Gorgeously Creepy Thing Together

Amy Poehler Covers Bette Midler's 'The Rose'

Amy Poehler Explains to Howard Stern Her Porn Preferences

Amy Poehler Has a New Boyfriend, And It's a Good One

Amy Poehler Honors Harris Wittels

Amy Poehler Speaks Out About Her 'Sad' and 'Painful' Divorce to Will Arnett

Amy Poehler and 'Parks and Rec' Do Make- A-Wish

Amy Schumer Immortalizes Tilda Swinton with An Introduction Speech for the Ages

Amy Schumer Just Made Herself A Masterpiece, Plus Phone Sex Fun Times

Amy Schumer Lives Our Dream, Becomes Jennifer Lawrence BFF

Amy Schumer Opens For Madonna, Talks Feminism, Gets Spanked

Amy Schumer Retooled Her Response To Those Allegations of Racism In Her Comedy

Amy Schumer Tackles Bill Cosby And His Dumb-Ass Defenders

Amy Schumer Tells Fat Shaming Trolls Where They Can Get Off

Amy Schumer Would Really Like It If Theaters Would Stop Showing Kevin Hart Movies

Amy Schumer on the Red Carpet, and Why Stephen Merchant Hates Photographers

Amy Schumer's 'Star Wars' Photo Shoot Is A Confused Mess of Sexy, Weird, And Super Awkward

An Extensive Investigation into Emma Stone's Qualifications for her new 'Cabaret' Role

An Incredibly Important Twitter Voice Has Been Silenced. No, Not That One.

An Open Apology to Jenny McCarthy

An Open Letter To Bristol Palin On Her Misconceptions On Unwed Pregnancy

An Open Letter To Par*s Hilt*n | Celebrities Are Better Than You

An Open Letter to Blake Lively's Publicist

An Open Letter to Chris Brown

An Open Letter to Chris Evans

An Open Letter to Gwyneth Paltrow

An Open Letter to Jon Hamm's Penis

An Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan and Oprah

Analyzing the Adorableness of the 'Jane the Virgin' Cast's Twitter Accounts

Analyzing the General, All Pervasive Terror of J.K. Simmons

And Bill Cosby Just Dealt with a Heckler In the Word's Most Innappropriate Way

And Now A Word With Lars Von Trier

And Now a Story About Surprisingly Awesome Dude Kevin Smith

And Now, Deep Thoughts by Jon Snow

And Now, Let's Check In With Charlie Sheen | A Pajiba Summation

And On This Day, Chris Pratt Became Fallible

Anderson Cooper Wants to Know How Alec Baldwin Will Lie His Way Out of Homophobic Slurs This Time; Alec Baldwin Doesn't Disappoint

Andrew Garfield Blames the Studio for the Failures of 'The Amazing Spider-Man 2'

Andrew Garfield Didn't Bail on Batkid--He Took Him to Disneyland

Andrew Garfield Plays Basketball with Kids in His Spiderman Costume, Ovaries Explode Nationwide

Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Are Reportedly Done--I Am Not Handling It Well

Andrew Garfield's Recent Spate of Comments on Spider-Man Are Heartbreaking

Andrew Keegan Now Has His Own Religion. If That Sentence Did Not Give You a Brain Aneurysm, You Deserve YOUR Own Religion

Andrew Keegan's Cult Has Ended Exactly the Way You Would Expect

Angelina Jolie Continues to Inspire with Her It's Okay to Be Different Speech to Kids

Angelina Jolie's Supersweet Wedding Gown Featured the Jolie-Pitt Kids' Drawings

Anjelica Huston Alleges That Ryan O'Neal Beat the Shit Out of Her, Talks Being Arrested with Roman Polanski

Anna Kendrick Demands to See Daario's Dick on 'Game of Thrones'

Anna Kendrick Thinks It Would Be 'Super F**cking Stressful' To Be on 'Most Beautiful' Lists ... Uh, About That

Anna Kendrick Will Now Dazzle Us in a Different Medium

Anna Kendrick and Taran Killam Geek Out Over the 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" Theme Song on Twitter

Anna Kendrick on 'Time' Considering Banning the Word 'Feminist': 'Ugh. That's a F**king Bummer'

Anna Kendrick's Oscar Weekend Diary Proves She's JUST LIKE US!

Anna Kendrick, Liam Neeson, and Eddie Redmayne Get Pervy About Cartoons

Anne Hathaway Hasn't Changed; We Changed, And For the Better

Anne Hathaway Returns Her Eggs Four Times

Annie Golden, the Mute on 'Orange is the New Black,' Was a Hot 80's Punk Rocker

Another Actress Comes Forward to Reveal Years of Rape and Abuse by Bill Cosby

Another One Bites the Dust: Leah Remini Leaves Scientology

Another Open Letter to Taylor Swift

Another Role Model For Girls Claims She's Not A Feminist

Anthony Mackie Doesn't Seem to Have the Information to Answer, Are You a Feminist?

Apology Not Accepted: Let's Burn Ryan Reynolds at the Stake

Archie Panjabi Reignites Feud Flames with 'Good Wife' Co-Star Julianna Margulies

Are Madonna and Sean Penn Dating Again?

Are You F*cking With Us or Not? Ashton and Demi's Road to the Finish

Are You Guys Trying to Kill Bono? U2 Singer Severely Injured After Second Mishap in a Week

Arguing with Myself About Jennifer Lopez

Ariana Grande Blames America On the Fact That She's a Terrible Person

Arnett Poehler XXXXX

As Reports that Eva Mendes is Pregnant with Ryan Gosling's Baby Surface, We Commiserate Over the Loss of 5 Perfect Celebrity Couples

As a 'Card-Carrying Feminist,' Terry Crews Is Really Excited For the New 'Ghostbusters'

Ashton Kutcher: A True Hero

At Least There is Someone in the Duggar Family with Some Goddamn Sense

At Some Point We Must Ask Ourselves, "Is It Me?" | The Aniston Problem

Australia Doesn't Care How Sexy Johnny Depp Was, They May Kill His Dogs

Ava DuVernay Doesn't Give a F*ck About the Oscars, Gives Lots of F*cks About Oprah

Avengers Assemble ... to Sing. Bring the Jazz Hands!

Azealia Banks Understands EXACTLY Why Idris Elba Can't Be Cast as Bond

Aziz Ansari Really Loves His Dad & Doesn't Care Who Knows It

Aziz Ansari Remembers Harris Wittels With Inappropriate Work Email

Baby Bumps, Real and/or Imagined: You Guys. Seriously. Hollywood is F*cked Up.

Baby, Come Over, I Need Entertaining. I Had a Stilted, Pretending Day | "Celebrities Are Better than You"

Backdoor Teen Mom Gives the Greatest Interview About Womanity That You Will Ever Read

Badass Helen Mirren Want to Be in the Next Fast & Furious Film

Barrymore, Timberlake, Hanks, Affleck, Walken: SNL's Five-Timers Club Tell Hosting Tales

Beautiful, Rich, Blonde Women Need to Stop Giving Life Advice

Beautifully Airbrushed Olivia Wilde Breastfeeds Her Baby on the Cover of 'Glamour'

Because I Need These To Be Lies Like I Need Oxygen or Booze | Justin Bieber Remake Rumors

Because Someone Had To: Cate Blanchett Explains Women Still Like Movies After Menopause

Because We Know You've Been Waiting For It: Here's Your Chance to Go to Space With Leonard DiCaprio

Before They Were Stars: Revisiting Peter Capaldi and Craig Ferguson's Punk Band, The Dreamboys

Being Pretty is HARD, Y'all

Ben Affleck Backhands Marvel, and Dodges Infidelity Rumors

Ben Affleck Denies He's Dating the Nanny Jennifer Garner Had Fired

Ben Affleck Was Caught Whispering to Jennifer Lopez at the Oscars -- Let's Speculate Wildly about It!

Ben Affleck and Bill Maher on Islamophobia

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner to Divorce

Ben Affleck's Face Has Nothing To Hide!

Benedict Cumberbatch Describes Sherlock Having Sex, and You Should Read This Very, Very Slowly

Benedict Cumberbatch Finally Speaks About That Alleged Fassbender Dance-Off

Benedict Cumberbatch Hates Homophobes, Will "Fight Them to the Death"

Benedict Cumberbatch Is Adorably Terrible At Fallon's Newest Game

Benedict Cumberbatch Knows You Think He Looks Like an Inbred Otter, Is Cool With It

Benedict Cumberbatch Marries, Valentine's Day Tainted for Thousands

Benedict Cumberbatch Proves His Name Has Nothing to Do With Melting Your Panties

Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter Welcome Their First Child

Benedict Cumberbatch's Brilliant Response To Backlash Over His Politics

Bestselling Author Throws Embarrassing Hissyfit on Twitter After Book Snub

Betty Cantrell Wins Miss America Contest After Calling Tom Brady a Cheater

Betty White Is Getting a Lifetime Achievement Emmy

Beyoncé's Sister Solange Attacks Jay-Z in an Elevator in our Generation's Zapruter Film

Bieber Fans Hack Esperanza Spalding's Wiki: I Belieb That Children Are Our Future

Bieber Finally Gets His Boo

Big Boo from 'Orange is the New Black' Has Shed 50 Pounds

Big Man, Little Dog: 20 Celebrity Men with Tiny Dogs

Bill Cosby Rape Victim Wonders Why It Took Hannibal Buress' Joke Before Anyone Would Listen to Her

Bill Cosby Tweets Thanks To His Celeb Defenders. All Two Of Them

Bill Cosby Will Not Dignify Those Rape Accusations with a Response (But His Lawyer Will)

Bill Maher Decided to Play the 'Celebrities Say Offensively Stupid Sh*t About Current Events on Twitter' Game, Too!

Bill Murray Celebrated the Long Weekend by Surprising Fans at a St. Paul Saints Game

Bill Murray Made His First Comic Con Appearance Today

Bill Murray Makes His Ubercool Picks for the Ghostbusters 3 Female Leads

Bill Nye Breaks Down Why Personhood Is Bullshit

Bill Nye, Key & Peele Fight Racism With Science And Satire

Billy Corgan Is Still a Smug, Sniveling Prick

Billy Crystal Clarifies: He's Not Opposed to Gay Sex Scenes, He's Opposed to ALL Sex Scenes

Billy Eichner and His Celebrity Pals Go on a Hilarious Twitter Tirade Against Burger King for Plagiarism

Billy Joel Calls Taylor Swift Haters "Snoots," Takes a Swing at Sexism While He's At It

Blake Lively Announces Pregnancy in the Most Unctuous Way Imaginable

Blake Lively Has Ruined a Perfectly Good Canadian White Boy

Blake Lively Says Things, Frolics in a F**king Meadow

Blake Lively Starts a New Company Devoted to All the Things She's So Good At

Blake Lively's Response To A Bee Swarm Attack Is Open For Interpretation

Bobby Brown's Family Is Filming a Reality Show

Boobs vs. Guns: Miley Cyrus Endeavors to Manufacture Taylor Swift Feud

Brad Pitt Has a Gun In His House, Despite His Six Kids (And You Might, Too, If You Were Brad Pitt)

Brad Pitt Leads Sing-Along On How to Pronounce David Oyelowo's Name

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Subverted My Plans, and Got Married in France Last Saturday

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's By the Sea Isn't What You Think It Is

Brad Pitt, Cool Guy Extraordinaire, Plays the Tambourine Like a Boss

Bradley Cooper Is With You On Hating That 'American Sniper' Fake Baby

Bradley Whitford Was a Trainwreck As Host of the Capitol Fourth 2015 Independence Day Concert

Brandy Claims She Loves NYC, But Breaks Cardinal Rule

Breaking News: Idris Elba Says Words, Is Attractive

Breckin Meyer Has Very Unkind Things To Say About 'Saved By The Bell's' Dustin Diamond and His Penis

Breezy Had a Seize-y and It's All Your Fault

Bristol Palin Responds To Pregnancy Coverage, Misses Point Entirely

Brittany Murphy's Mom Attempts to Squash Reports that Her Daughter was Murdered, Raises Eyebrows

Broadway Audiences Simply Cannot Handle Being In the Presence of Hugh Jackman

Brooke Hogan Defends Hulk Hogan's Racist Comments, Should Really Stop Talking

Bruce Campbell Follows Up His Excellent Fargo Cameo with Another Masterful Impression

Bryan Cranston Responds to Toys R Us Evicting His Walter White Action Figure

But Seriously, How Is Madonna Getting Younger?

Caitlyn Jenner Would Not Have Been Bob Costas' First Choice

Caitlyn Jenner's Series Is Coming. Leave Your Anti-E!, Anti-Kardashian Agenda at the Door.

Calling Out The Craven: George R. R. Martin Offers To Screen 'The Interview' At HIS Theater

Cameron Diaz vs. Kirsten Dunst in the Battle of Vapid Remarks

Can We Talk About What a Pathetic, Lousy Human Being This Suspended ESPN Reporter Is?

Can You Guess Who This 'Harry Potter' Actress Is Based on these Images?

Can You Look At Billy Bob Thornton's Smarmy Face Without Gagging? Are You Sure?

Captain Tight Pants Has A Birthday Wish That Only You Can Help Fulfill!

Cara Delevingne Calls Out Richard Madden For Calling Out Cara Delevingne

Cards Against Humanity Does Something Good For (Wo)Mankind

Carrie Brownstein & Amy Poehler Performed an Impromptu Wedding

Casey Kasem to be Buried in Norway

Cate Blanchett Is 120 In Actress Years, Wants to Play Donald Trump

Cecily Strong Responds to Rumors that She's Pissed About Getting the 'Weekend Update' Shaft

Cee-Lo Green Can Stick His Rape Tweet Non-Apology Up His Ass

Cee-Lo Green Tweets His Definition of Rape, World Cries

Celebrating the Unlikely and Magical Friendship of Amy Schumer and Tilda Swinton

Celebrities Who Were Incognito at San Diego Comic Con

Celebrities You Didn't Realize Were 9/11 Truthers

Celebrity Apologies: The Good, The Bad and the *Facepalm*

Celebrity Bullsh*t: 2011's Greatest Gifts of All

Celebrity Couples I Must Befriend At Once

Celebrity Parenting Round-Up: Vaccines and Diapers are Bad, Gwyneth's Life Is Hard

Celebrity Relationships: Confusion over Anna Kendrick's Boyfriend, and Gwyneth Paltrow Dates a Showrunner

Celebs Misunderstand Feminism, Make Me Sexist as a Result

Channing Tatum Is the Best, Thinks Pizza Is Awesome

Channing Tatum Is the Most Bro-dorable Pro-Feminist Non-Feminist

Channing Tatum Writes the Best Emails

Charles Saatchi Divorcing Nigella Lawson Because She Didn't Defend Him When He Choked Her. Wait ... what?

Charlie Sheen Comes to 'Hero' Brian Williams' Defense Against 'Cowards' and 'Oligarchs'

Charlie Sheen Hurls His Crazy Into the Void

Charlie Sheen Spent Father's Day Sh*tting All Over Denise Richards on Twitter

Charlie Sheen is an Awful Human Being, Part 6,539

Charlie Sheen to Die in Horrific Car Accident...Cue the Laugh Track!

Charlize Theron Dodged The Career-Killing Bullet That Was 'Showgirls'

Charlize Theron Explains 'Mad Max: Fury Road's' Feminist Credentials

Cheating, Truth-Telling, PR and Being 22 In Public: Assessing this Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson Mess

Check It Out: Kevin Smith Lost 85 Pounds

Check Out Jared Leto's Hair in that Awkward Stage Between Allman Brother and the Joker

Check Out The Big, Round Hairy Cojones On Meryl Streep As She Rips Disney A New One

Check Out the Latest Edition of Hollywood's Confusing Celebrity Doppelgängers

Chelsea Clinton Deftly Handles Pathetic, Inappropriate Questions from a Conservative Author

Chelsea Handler Rips on Britney Spears and her "Two Personalities"

Chelsea Handler Will Do Psychotropic Drugs As Part of Her Smarter Netflix Series

Cher Admits She Might Not Be Flawless, Becomes Flawless in the Process

Chewbacca Is Impressed By Harrison Ford's Quick Recovery After Actor Has Another Accident

China's Most Popular Actress Throws Down With Tabloids

Chris Brown Wore a Halloween Costume

Chris Brown is This Generation's Martin Luther King, Jr. and Jesus, Says Man Who Urinates on Children

Chris Brown is a Lot Like Jesus

Chris Evans And Chris Pratt Continue Their Tour of Awesomeness

Chris Evans Says Goodbye to the Beard, and Hello to Back-to-Back Marvel Films

Chris Evans Tweets Out a Salute to Heroic Fellow Captain America

Chris Evans and Chris Pratt Dominate the Only Super Bowl Photos You Need to See

Chris Evans and Chris Pratt Made a Super Bowl Bet to Melt All Hearts and Pants

Chris Evans and Hemsworth Throw Interview, Talk Post-Marvel Careers as Breast Pump Cleaners

Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner Call Black Widow a Slut and a Whore

Chris Hardwick Has A Lot Of Thoughts About Nipples

Chris Hardwick vs. Marc Maron: Who Is the Better Podcaster?

Chris Hemsworth's Dramatic Weight Loss Has RUINED the Man's Six-Pack Abs

Chris O'Dowd Handles Loss the Old Fashioned Way: With a Flask Full of Old Fashioneds

Chris O'Dowd Sheepishly Admits to Pulling the Meanest Long Con on His Newborn Son

Chris Pratt Clarifies Impotency Statements

Chris Pratt Does an AMA, Continues to be Amazing

Chris Pratt Found a Much Better Use for His Raptor Training Skills

Chris Pratt Gets His Ass Kicked at Dinosaur Trivia By An Adorable Kid

Chris Pratt Is Super Honest About What It Means to Be an Actor in Hollywood

Chris Pratt Is a Fierce Advocate of Equal-Opportunity Objectification

Chris Pratt Is an Actual Real-Life Superhero Who Kicks Down Doors and Saves Babies

Chris Pratt Proves He's Smarter Than the Average Avenger

Chris Pratt Sends Nick Offerman Pictures Of His Poop On His Birthday

Chris Pratt Sings His Heart Out at Wrigley Stadium

Chris Pratt Stole Guardians Costume to Visit Sick Kids, Is Flaw-Free

Chris Pratt Takes the Ice Bucket Challenge

Chris Pratt Wants You To Redesign His Cover Photo, Can Pay In Applebee's Gift Cards

Chris Pratt Working Through His Body Issues Is Good Therapy For All of Us

Chris Pratt Would Really Like It If You STOPPED HITTING ON HIS WIFE

Chris Pratt's High School Photos Are a Thing of Beauty. Awkward, Geeky Beauty

Chris Pratt's Poop-Sex Scene with Anna Faris in 'Movie 43'

Chris Rock's Top 5 Reddit AMA Answers: Who Was the Smartest 'SNL' Cast Member?

Chris Rock: Ben Roethlisberger is 'the Original Cosby'

Chrissy Teigen Is Really Regretting That 'No Hot Nannies' Joke

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend One Step Closer to Repopulating the Earth in their Image

Chrissy Teigen and Katie Cassidy from 'Arrow' Are In a Twitter Fight and It's Glorious!

Christian Bale Says George Clooney and Other Celebrities Should 'Shut Up' About the Tabloids

Christina Aguilera Throws Glorious Shade At Her Pop Peers

Christina Hendricks Proves There's No Better Way Into Washington Than to Be On One of Obama's Favorite TV Shows

Christina Hendricks Transitions from Gorgeous Redhead To Gorgeous Blonde

Christmas is Canceled: There Will Be No Kardashian Kristmas Special. Please. Remain Calm.

Christopher Nolan Throws the Shadiest of Shade in Marvel's Direction

Christopher Nolan's Older Brother Attempted to Escape Prison After Being Accused of a Contract Killing

Claire Danes Discusses Home-Wrecking Mary Louise Parker's Relationship with Billy Crudup

Clark Gregg and Chloe Bennet Start a Dubsmash War with Hayley Atwell and James D'Arcy

Classy Ian McKellen Responds to Damian Lewis' Accusation that McKellan Is a 'Fruity Actor' Who 'Only Plays Wizards'

Clearly Not Every Celebrity Can Be Good at Dubsmash

Co-Stars Who Violently Hated Each Other On the Set of their Films

Coachella Is Your One-Stop Shop For Stupid Celebrity Fashion

Cobie Smulders Reveals She Had Ovarian Cancer

Colin Farrell Is Impressed with How Humble Ewan McGregor Is About His Enormous Dick

Colin Farrell Own Up to His Hair Crimes and Rachel Weisz is Forgiven for Marrying Daniel Craig

Colin Jost Says Obama's Two Wins Joke Was 'Incredibly Lame', and as Head Writer of SNL, He Would Know

Come Join Us! Gwyneth Paltrow and Her Trainer Have Formed the Ultimate Mutual Admiration Society

Comedian Mike Epps Got Cock-Blocked On Twitter ... By His Wife

Comedian Moshe Kasher Wants You to Pay His Rent

Company Insists Caitlyn Jenner Costume Isn't Offensive, Is Brain-Meltingly Wrong

Conan Shames Jake Gyllenhaal for His Traumatizing, Dad-Made Halloween Costumes

Congratulations Madonna, You Are Officially the Worst Person In the (Theatre) World

Congratulations, Bill Cosby! Your Meme Generator Is Officially the Worst Idea Anyone Had Today

Considering The Possible Hairspirations For Matt Damon's Ponytail

Cops Called in After Alec Baldwin Rightfully Gets Belligerent with Member of the Paparazzi

Could Charlie Sheen (Literally) Win?: A Pajiba Debate

Courteney Cox & David Arquette: Candid and Refreshing, or a Weird Marketing Trick Designed to Make Us Super Uncomfortable?

Courtney Love's Disastrous First Marriage to James Moreland

Craig Ferguson Gives Betty White The Hippo She Wants For Christmas

Curtis 'Booger' Armstrong Explains Why John Cusack Disavowed 'Better Off Dead'

DJ Clark Gregg Proves He Is the Funkiest SHIELD Agent

DJ Tilda Swinton Will Rock Your Goddamn Socks Off

Dame Diana Rigg Weighs in on the Next Bond: She Could Be a Lesbian

Dame Helen Mirren Says All the Right Things About Confidence and Beauty

Damon Lindelof Admits He Quit Twitter Because Of Hurt Feelings Over 'Lost' Criticism

Damon Wayans Staunchly Defends Bill Cosby: Those 'Bitches' Were 'Un-rape-able'

Dan Cortese Responds to Stefon's Mockery on 'SNL'

Dan Harmon Reviews 'Terminator Genisys'

Dan Harmon and Erin McGathy Are Divorcing After Less than a Year of Marriage

Daniel Craig Continues His Bond Ambivalence Tour on Graham Norton

Daniel Craig Continues to Speak Candidly, Calls James Bond a Misogynist

Daniel Craig and Stephen Colbert Reveal the Best Spectre Scene You'll See

Daniel Radcliffe Has The Best Ass In England

Daniel Radcliffe Posits the Radical Notion that Men Aren't Entitled to Women's Vaginas, Earns All-Access Pass to Mine

Daniel Radcliffe and James McAvoy Weigh in on the Harry Potter Muggle Controversy

Danielle 'Topanga' Fishel Responds After Internet Calls Her a 'Fat Cougar' In Her Wedding Dress

Danny Masterson Trashes Scientology Doc, Blames School Shootings on Prozac

Dave Chapelle Says He'd Choose Rachel Dolezal In the Racial Draft

David Arquette Got Kicked Out of Justin Bieber's Birthday Party

David Duchovny Is Releasing an Album

David Duchovny Thinks X-Files' Fox Mulder Was the Worst Ever FBI Agent

David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson Might Be Having Too Much Fun on The X-Files Set

David Letterman Apologizes to James Corden For Calling Him Tubby

David Letterman Comes Out Of Retirement, Bad News For Trump

David Lynch Drinks Ten to Twenty Cups of Coffee a Day, Suddenly David Lynch Makes a Little More Sense

David Schwimmer Helped Police Crack the Case in a Prostitute Stabbing

David Spade Explains Why Eddie Murphy Hated Him and Wouldn't Do 'SNL' for 30 Years

David Spade, Jack Nicholson, & Lara Flynn Boyle: Hollywood's Weirdest Love Triangle

David Tennant and Olivia Colman Get a Look at Broadchurch Fan Art

Dear Generation X: Nothing Will Make You Feel Older Than This

Debra Messing On Bobby Cannavale and Jeremy Piven

Definitive Proof that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Vampires

Devo's Co-Founder Contends For 'Most Offensive Wedding Ever' Title With 9/11 Theme


Did Andrew Garfield Cheat on Emma Stone?

Did Christian Bale Just Take a Backhanded Swipe at Batfleck?

Did David Hasselhoff Really Change His Name?

Did Natalie Portman Really Make It This Long Without Hearing Anyone Make Fun of 'Garden State'?

Did Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively's New Artisanal Baby Cost Someone Their Job?

Director Paul Feig Goes off on the 'Ghostbusters' Haters on Twitter

Discussing Gender Roles With Izzie Stevens: Katherine Heigl Begins Her Comeback Tour By Addressing 'Those' Comments

Do NOT Give Chrissy Teigen Pregnancy Advice Or You're Gonna Need Major Burn Treatment

Do Not Listen to Scarlett Johansson Reading Bible Verses

Don't Be Mad at Trevor Noah for His Twitter Jokes; Be Mad at the Guy He Probably Stole Them From

Don't Panic: A Cursory Overview of Tabloid-Speak to Get You Through This Troubled Time

Don't Worry, Channing Tatum 'F**king Hated G.I. Joe,' Too

Donald Glover Apparently Learned from Dan Harmon How to Get Pissy on Twitter

Donald Trump Made Racism Part Of Election Bid, Pays The Price With Miss USA

Drake Refuses to do Magazine Press After 'Rolling Stone' Took Away His Cover in Favor of Philip Seymour Hoffman

Drew Barrymore On Being Locked Up in a Mental Institution at 13

Drew Barrymore's Humorous Candor About Her Post-Baby Self Image Is Utterly Delightful

Dustin Hoffman Explains the Proud American Tradition of the Kiss Cam

ESPN Honors Caitlyn Jenner for Her Courage, Fox News Welcomes Her with Ridicule

Earning Forgiveness is Overrated: The Comeback Concept

Eddie Murphy Dares You To Not Like His New Reggae Track

Eddie Murphy Got Over His Concern for Bill Cosby's Feelings

Eddie Redmayne's Audition for Bilbo Baggins in 'The Hobbit' Was a Disaster

Eddie Vedder's Ice Bucket Challenge Is the Most Dad Ice Bucket Challenge of Them All

Elisabeth Moss Calls Her Short-Lived Marriage to Fred Armisen 'Extremely Traumatic and Awful and Horrible'

Elisabeth Moss on Which Mad Men Characters She'd F*ck, Marry and Kill

Elizabeth Olsen Tries to Cover Her CapAss Tracks with a Hiddleston

Ellen DeGeneres Lays Smack Down On Homophobic Pastor's Rant

Ellen Degeneres Scares the Hell Out of Kristen Wiig Because Ellen Scaring Celebs Never Gets Old

Ellen Forced Caitlyn Jenner To Explain Her Hypocritical Thoughts On Gay Marriage

Ellen Page Bristles At Being Called "Brave" For Playing A Gay Character

Ellen Page's Coming Out Speech Is a Thing of Beauty

Email from Sony Leak Reveals Joel McHale To Be ... the Nicest, Most Down-to-Earth Guy Ever

Emilia Clarke Can't Stop, Won't Stop Propositioning Other Celebrities For Threesomes

Emily Blunt Decries Flatgate, Cannes Requirement for Women to Wear High Heels

Emily Blunt Talks to Her Tits, and Michael Fassbender Eye F*cks Ladykind

Emma Stone Admits She Has Some 'Rebellious' Troll Tendencies

Emma Stone Can't Dance: Do We Care?

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield Brilliantly Use the Evil Power of the Paparazzi for Good

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield Watch Continues with Garfield's Parents

Emma Stone and Colin Firth Are the Old Bickering Married Couple Vaudevillian Dreams Are Made Of

Emmy Nominees and the Snubbed React on Twitter

Erin Andrews Explains Why She Rolled Her Eyes During the Marriage Proposal on 'Dancing with the Stars'

Ernie Hudson Changed His Opinion On the New 'Ghostbusters' Really Damn Fast

Ethan Embry Had a Better Rex Manning Day Than You

Evaluating Paul Bettany And Jason Statham's Newly Minted Celebrity Feud

Evan Rachel Wood Talks About Feeling "like Meat" at Vanity Fair Photo Shoot

Evans, Pratt and Fallon Photobombing Super Bowl-ers Is the Most Glorious Thing You'll Ever See

Even Celebrities Write Fan Letters to Celebrities

Ever Have That Unshakable Feeling Like Nothing Will Ever Be OK Again? Me Too | Reality TV's Highest Earners

Every Little Thing He Does is Douchey: Shia LaBeouf Plagiarizes Dan Clowes and Yahoo Answers

Every Perfect Metaphor for Taylor Swift Ever

Every Time Anna Kendrick Tweets, an Angel Retires To Its Bunk

Every Time Catherine Revved Up the Microwave, I'd Piss My Pants and Forget Who I Was for About Half an Hour or So | Randy and Evi Quaid are Squatters, Crazy

Everyone In the World Has a Big Ol' Fat Crush on Meryl Streep

Everyone, Get Ready to Completely Agree with Kanye West

Everything We Know About Jared Leto's Weird As Hell 'Suicide Squad' Behavior

Everything You Need to Know About Samira Wiley, The Extraordinary Poussey on 'Orange is the New Black'

Everything about John Travolta that Made Everyone Massively Uncomfortable During the Oscars

Evil Sony Hackers Expose a Bunch of Goofy Celebrity Aliases


Examining the Most Forgettable Face in Hollywood

Expert Fashion Commentary On The Met Gala's Most Outrageous Outfits

F*cking With People: The Movie! | Uncomfortable Humor & You

FYI: Apparently Alexandra Daddario and Her Siblings Got First Pick at the Gene Pool Draft

Famke Janssen Broke Into Her Own House...or Did She?

Fassbender and McAvoy Discuss Their 'X-Men' Bromance On Conan

Father-Son Bonding Jeff Goldblum Style

Fear the Walking Dead's Mercedes Mason is Married to The Office's David Denman

Felicia Day Explains to Simpletons Why a Black Human Torch is Good But a White Tiger Lily is Bad

Felicia Day Writes About Her #GamerGate Fears and Unlike Chris Kluwe, Is Immediately Doxxed

Fighting, Finding Jesus and Biting the Hand that Feeds You: This Week in Child Stardom

Filming on 'Game of Thrones' Is Not Going Well for Maisie Williams

Finally, Gwyneth Paltrow Offers a Health Tip We Can All Get Behind

Five Actors Painfully Unworthy of Their Status | Seriously, What Are You Even Doing Here?

Flight Attendants Are Irked with Nicole Kidman Over Her Latest Ad Campaign

Following His Latest Box-Office Bomb, Here's the First 5 People I'd Audition to Play Nic Cage in the Movie of His Life

For His Latest Career Move, James Franco Calls the NYTimes Theater Critic a 'Little Bitch'

For The Studio Exec Who Thinks Women Are Rarely Funny And Beautiful

For Your Consideration: Rose Byrne Is Not Who You Think She Is

Forget Wolverine and Jean, Here's Why Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy Are the Best X-Men Love Story

Former 'Newsroom' Writer Alena Smith Calls Aaron Sorkin Out for Doxing, Misogyny

Former James Bond Pierce Brosnan Was Not a Fan of 'Spectre'

Frances McDormand Has Some Very Strong Feelings About Plastic Surgery

Fred Armisen Opens Up About His Divorce to Elizabeth Moss, Sex Addiction

Freddie Prinze Jr. Tries to Start a Fight with Kiefer Sutherland, Fails Miserably

From 'Thoughtless Pig' To Interracial Lesbian Relationship: They Grow Up So Fast, Ireland Baldwin Edition

From the Depths of His Soul, Jaden Smith Profoundly Tweets About Owen Wilson

From the Mouth of a Babe: Jessica Chastain Wants to Know "Where Is the Scarlett Johansson Superhero Movie? "

Gabrielle Union Speaks Out Against "The Fappening," Vultures and the Victimization of Women

Gal Gadot Responds To Criticisms She's Not Woman Enough To Play Wonder Woman

Game of Thrones' Maisie Williams Deftly Handles Her First Reddit AMA

Game of Thrones' Maisie Williams Previews the First Clip of Arya at House of Black and White

Game of Thrones' Viserys Targaryen Lays Odds on Who'll Win the Iron Throne

Garth Brooks Invites You to Have a Conversation In His Rape Van ... er, On His Facebook Page

Gary Oldman Delivers Canned Apology for Dumb Things He Said

Gaze Upon The Terrifying Faces Of Hollywood's Angry, Raging Feminist Beasts

Gene Simmons Tells Depressed People to Kill Themselves, Can Go F*ck Himself

George Clooney Got Into a Profanity-Fueled Shouting Match with a Hotel Tycoon Over an Obama Insult

George Clooney Said the Perfect Thing to a Nervous Anna Kendrick the First Time They Met

George Clooney Would Like To Know 'What the F**k Is Wrong With' Russell Crowe?

George Clooney's Wedding Will Be Held at Downton Abbey, Because That's What You Do When You're George F*cking Clooney

George Lucas Just Awoke His Own Forces, and the Result Will Be Glorious

George R. R. Martin Finally Says the Words We've Longed to Hear

George R. R. Martin Is Understandably Flummoxed by Playboy's Sexy George R. R. Martin Halloween Costume

George R. R. Martin Reveals Five Book Characters He Wishes Game of Thrones Hadn't Excluded

George Takei vs. Baby Goose

Gerard Depardieu Drinks 14 Bottles of Wine a Day, Kills Lions, Is Generally Better Than You

Get Yourselves Together, People, Charlize Theron Is Back on the Market!

Giant Breasts Do Not An Actress Make | An Argument Against Guest Stars

Gillian Anderson Handily Wins a Make-Me-Jealous Photo Tweet Contest Against David Duchovny

Gillian Anderson Has a Very Special Place for Her Funko Hannibal Doll

Gillian Anderson Introduces Her Gorgeous Daughter to the World, Announces Guide for Women

Gillian Anderson Is Ready to Date; Gender Is Irrelevant

Gillian Anderson Knows Exactly What X-Files Fans Want

Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny Can't Keep Their Lips off Each Other

Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny Just Made All Our Shipping Dreams Come True

Given the Choice Between Singing and Beer, Anna Kendrick Chooses Beer, Duh

God Dammit, Chris Brown

God Dammit, Justin Bieber: Pop Fetus Creates Racist Graffiti

Going Clear Documentary Reveals Who Was Behind Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman's Split

Going Clear's Alex Gibney Says Scientology Bullied the IRS, Addresses Ridiculous Letter

Golden Globe in Hand, Ruth Wilson Speaks Her Mind About Sex Scene Inequality

Good F'ing Riddance: Why Celebrity "Retirement" is the Best Thing for All of Us

Good Morning, Here Are Two Handsome Men Reading the Phone Book

Good Morning, Here is Tom Hardy Cuddling Dogs

Guided by Selfish Motivations, Charlie Sheen Reveals He Is HIV-Positive

Guy Fieri and His Hairdresser Brawl. We Attempt to Uncover the Possible Reasons

Guys, Screech Totally Didn't Mean to Stab That Guy and 'Meant No Harm'

Gwyneth Paltrow Cheating on Chris Martin? Delicious.

Gwyneth Paltrow Hosts the World's Whitest Party

Gwyneth Paltrow Invites Friends Over to Watch Films Starring Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow Is So Self-Obsessed, She Goops to Get Closer to Herself

Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks Her Ridiculously Lavish Christmas List Will Make Father Christmas Proud

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are 'Consciously Uncoupling,' Managing to Make Even a Breakup Sound Pretentious

Gwyneth Paltrow vs. Lena Dunham: Who Reigns Insufferable?

Gwyneth Paltrow's Latest, Greatest Advice Is to Steam-Clean Your Vajayjay

Gwyneth Paltrow's Most Sciencey Advice for Living Your Ultimate Life

Hackers: The Hollywood Boogeyman

Hairy Fishnuts? Poor Benedict Cumberbatch Can't Say Penguins

Haley Joel Osment Ate the Kid from 'The Sixth Sense'

Hands Down The Best Thing To Come Out Of the Reddit AMA With 'MythBusters' Adam Savage

Hannah Hart's Got What You Need For An Entertaining Pot Video: Sarah Silverman

Hannibal Buress Calls Bill Cosby a Smug-Faced Rapist

Happy Birthday Lucy Lawless, You Beautiful, Powerful Giver of No F*cks

Happy Birthday, Betty White! | A Celebration of Geriatric Awesome

Happy Birthday, TMZ: You Princes of Class, You Kings of Go F*ck Yourself

Happy Thanksgiving, Friends | Here's Some Bullsh*t

Hard to Give, I'm Never Gonna Forget, But Everybody Needs a Little Forgiveness | Celebrities Are Better than You

Harper's Bazaar Let Kim Kardashian Interview Elizabeth Taylor | I Hate So Much About the Things You Choose To Be

Harrison Ford Crashed a Wedding Like Only Harrison Ford Could

Harrison Ford's 12 Most Delightfully Crotchety Answers From His Reddit AMA

Has Hugh Grant Entered His 'No F*cks to Give' Phase?

Has Jenna Coleman Traded The King in The North for The Prince In The South?

Haters Dismissed: Anne Hathaway Looks Amazing in this Month's Elle UK

Have You Ever Been So Mad You Turned Racist? Examining the Celebrity Freakout

Have You Ever Wanted to Wear George R.R. Martin on Your Crotch? Now You Can

Hayley Atwell Dressed As Agent Carter For Her Driver's License Photo

Hayley Atwell Expresses Her Feelings On Meeting Gwendoline Christie The Only Way She Possibly Can

Hayley Atwell Has Deleted Her Twitter Account

Hayley Atwell Is Everything You've Ever Wanted In a Genderless, Big-Boobed Heroine

Hayley Atwell Makes the Impossible Choice Between Chris Evans and James D'Arcy

Hayley Atwell Really Needs to Get Back to Work. Or Maybe an Intervention

Hayley Atwell and Chris Evans Just Won That Dubstep War

Hayley Atwell and James D'Arcy Continue Their Twitter Photo World Domination Tour

Hayley Atwell is Amazing, and We Are All Better For It

Heidi Klum Conquers Halloween. Again.

Helen Mirren Boobs Have Been Retired From Public Life

Helen Mirren Wants Men to Stop Treating Women Like Property & Keep Their Hands to Themselves

Henry Cavill on Sex Scenes: 'All You're Doing is Smacking Your Nuts Against Someone'

Henry Cavill's Nerdiness Is Like a Jack Hammer to Your Pelvic Floor

Henry Cavill's Penis Is Not Superman Endowed

Here Are All the Things Roseanne Barr Doesn't Give a Crap About

Here Comes Pimped Children: The Whole "Kids Are Off Limits" Thing Is Now Off the Table

Here Is Just How Little Adam Sandler Cares About Anything At All

Here's Everything We Know about the Solange/Jay-Z/Beyoncé Situation, the Most Important Story in the World

Here's Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer Dancing Onstage With Billy Joel

Here's Tom Hiddleston Singing 'Merry Christmas' in a Southern Accent While Holding a Dog

Here's Your Murderer's Row of Celebrity Anti-Vaccination Truthers

Here's a Drunk Charlie Sheen Bugging Folks at a Taco Bell Drive-Thru Like a Goddamn Vagrant

Here's a Photo of Frances McDormand Drinking Wine on a Toilet

Here's an Adorable Photo of Lauren Graham and Connie Britton from When They Were Roommates

Here's the 'Sex' Scene Where Daniel Radcliffe Fell In Love with Erin Darke

Here's the Awkward Photo of Sony's Amy Pascal Trying to Embrace Angelina Jolie After 'Spoiled Brat' Email Leak

Here's the Terrible Paul Walker Joke Cut from Justin Bieber's Comedy Central Roast

Here's the Topless Photo of Chelsea Handler Those 'Sexists' Over on Instagram Deleted (NSFW)

Hey Everybody! Please Leave Poor Dustin Diamond Alone!

Hey Ladies: This is How Real, Ordinary Men Would Look in Sexy Underwear Ads

Hey Maine Governor Paul LePage, Pissing Off Stephen King Is Probably a Bad Idea

Hey Marvel, Mark Ruffalo Would Sure Like to Buy Some Black Widow Merchandise

Hey! What's Ryan Reynolds Doing These Days, Anyway?

Hiddleston, Cumberbatch, Knightley, Dormer and More Have Their Way With Famous American Movie Scenes

Hideous Fatty Jennifer Lawrence Photoshopped to be Worthy of Human Sight

Hilarious Prank Reveals How Chris Pratt Would Actually React to a Dinosaur Attack

History Making Moment: Anna Kendrick, First Woman To Play Uno Ovum

Hollywood Asked Repeatedly That Emily Blunt Be Replaced By A Dude In Her Latest Film

Hollywood's Most Adorable Couple Named Their Second Daughter After a 'Designing Women' Actress?

Honoring the 5 Celebrity Buttholes We Like In Spite Of Ourselves

How Arnold Schwarzenegger Told Off A Bigoted Fanboy

How Ashley Judd Found Out a Ton of Other Actresses Shared Her Exact Story Of Sexual Harassment

How Celebrity Culture has Ruined Us (and Why That's Not the End of the World)

How Dan Harmon Is Able to Take the Sh*t Out of a Show

How Did Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman Meet?

How Do You Feel About Halloween? Kirk Cameron's Here To Ruin That

How Guillermo del Toro Reacted To The Paris Tragedy

How Many Exclamation Points Will It Take For Will Smith to Shut You Up?

How Many F*cks Does Felicia Day Give About What You Think of Her Haircut?

How Many Police Groups Have Joined the Quentin Tarantino Boycott?

How The Sony Hack Made Jennifer Lawrence Recognize Hollywood Sexism

How To Make The Rock Look Small

How in God's Name Did Katy Perry End Up on ESPN's College Gameday?

How is Kim Kardashian's Vagina Doing?

How the Star of 'Girl Meets World' Gives Us Hope for America's Youth

How to Explain the Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift Twitter Feud to an Adult

Hugh Jackman Hints at His Departure from the 'X-Men' Series

Human Tofu with Stubble, Sam Worthington, Arrested For Rightfully Punching Paparazzo

I Actually Feel Sorry for Lindsay Lohan. You May Never Hear Those Words Again.

I Am Officially Sick of Your Sh*t: An Open Letter to Taylor Swift

I Ate Lunch With Keira Knightley and Lived to Gloat About It

I Didn't Realize the Pride Parade Was a Competitive Event Until 'Orange Is the New Black' Won It

I Got A .45 And A Shovel, I Doubt Anyone Would Miss You: Brett Ratner Bails On The Oscars

I Just Have a Lot of Feelings: The Olivia Newton-John/John Travolta Christmas...Thing.

I Really Like Justin Timberlake. Huh.

I Think I Love You: An Open Letter to Christine Ouzounian, Ben Affleck's Nanny

I Understand Neither Art Nor Fashion

I'm Necessary Evil: Tom Hardy Pulls off the Best Ever Wedding Party Photobomb

Ian McKellan Tells Oxford Students What Would Happen If They Do Not Study for Exams

Ian McKellen Cuddles With That One Direction Kid

Ian McKellen Knows It's Ridiculous He's Never Played Bond

Ian Somerhalder and Norman Reedus Had a Better Weekend Than Any of Us

Idina Menzel 'Defends' Her NYE Performance, But Should She Have To?

Idina Menzel's Boob Pops Out During a Live Performance But She Rolls With It Like Champ

Idris Brilliantly Responds to That Street Comment, and Recommends We Use the Force for Bond Casting

Idris Elba Doesn't Care About Spoilers, Is Over This Marvel Green Screen Sh*t

Idris Elba Put His Gorgeous Self In Danger: We Are Equal Parts Impressed and Worried

Idris Elba Tells Kimmel He Doesn't Want to Scare the World with His Giant...Microphone

Idris Elba Tweets Response to Sad Man's Poem, Noting That You're Damn Right It's Good to Be Idris Elb

Idris Elba Tweets a Picture Perfect Response to Those Bond Rumors

If John Oliver Is a Man Of His Word, We'll See Him Guzzling a Bud Light This Weekend

If Justin Bieber Gets Recruited into Scientology, I Will Be the Happiest Girl in the World

If Ronda Rousey Wants to Play Captain Marvel, You Let Her Play Captain Marvel

If These Two Game of Thrones Stars Really Are Dating, The Internet Might Explode

If You Do Not Meet the Standards of Good Christian Katy Perry, She Will Throw Your Ass Under the Bus

If You Take One Thing Away from This Playboy Interview with Ben Affleck, It's that the Man Profoundly Loves His Wife

If You Thought Norman Reedus' Licking Penchant Was Strange, Wait'll You Hear What He Collects

If You're Going to Be an Asshole, That's Fine, I Respect Your Choice, But Don't Do It In Front of Me: Dancing With the Stars Cast Backlash Makes Me Tired and Sad

Iggy Azalea Doesn't Know What 'Last Airbender' Is, Still Knows Not to Be Compared to It

Illegitimate Theatre News: Lindsay Lohan Really Was Cast In That Play, While Shia LaBeouf Got Kicked Out of One

Important: The Rock Dances After Finishing His Cardio

In 'Yeah, We Know' News, Bobby Flay Cheated on His Wife with January Jones

In An Op-Ed For 'NYTimes,' Therapist James Franco Explores Shia LaBeouf's Recent Antics

In Case You Were Wondering: Michael Keaton Is Very Secure In Himself, His Batman

In Celebrity Mad Libs News, Jennifer Lawrence Is Allegedly Dating Chris Martin

In His reddit AMA, Mike Rowe Talks About The Mob, Exercise, And QVC

In Honor of Tina Fey's Letterman Strip-Tease, Let's Look Back on the Original

In Pictures: 30 Actors and their Not-As-Famous But No-Less-Worthy Spouses

In Praise of Utter B*tchery: Madonna, We've Missed You

In Single Tweet, Seth Rogen Gets at the Heart of the Hobby Lobby Ruling

In Stark (hee) Contrast to Bieber, the Real Joffrey Just Enjoys a Good Sandwich

In Which I Feel Sorry for a Kardashian

In her Reddit AMA, Amy Poehler Reveals Adam Scott's Scent and Promises To Mentally Destroy Nick Offerman

In the Wake of 'Going Clear,' Here Are Eight Famous Scientologists We Should Rescue

Inside the Insanity of Marlon Brando's Absolutely Bonkers Secret Celebrity Acting Seminar

Insufferably Annoying Actress Calls Jennifer Lawrence 'Annoying' and Crass'

Interview: Richard Ayoade Talks 'The Double'

Is 'American Sniper's' Chris Kyle and Hero or, Uh, Something Else? Hollywood and the Media Weigh In

Is Adam Duritz's Hair Real?

Is Andrew Garfield Doing Okay? For Real?

Is Colin Farrell Awesome Again? Letter of Support for Marriage Equality Says Yes.

Is It Better To Burn Out or Fade Away?: A Two-Sided View of Addiction, Death and Public Reaction

Is It Okay for Charles Dance to Speak About Peter Dinklage This Way?

Is Johnny Depp Box Office Poison, or the Most Cunning Man in Hollywood?

Is Kevin Smith's Box-Office Disaster, 'Tusk,' the End of His Filmmaking Career or a Much-Needed Wake-Up Call?

Is Martin Freeman Getting Fed Up with Filming Amid Frenzied Sherlock Fans?

Is Sarah Silverman Working Through a Break-Up with Michael Sheen on Twitter, Or Is She Just Naturally Despondent?

Is Steven Moffat Really This Dim, or Is He Just Playing Coy?

Is The Pope A Feminist Now?

Is Wizarding Royalty About to Become Real World Royalty?

It Has Been A Bad Week. Let's Take A Break With Some Hot Feminists

It Turns Out There IS One 'Gilmore Girls' Fan On #TeamLogan, And It's Lauren Graham

It Was Odd Enough Finding Out Mireille Enos Was Alan Ruck's Wife, But The Flirty Half-Nude Photos Are Just Plain Bizarre

It's Been 10 Years Since the MTV Movie Awards's Best Ever Moment

It's Been A Big Week For Celebrities Opening Up About Their Pain

It's Different with Jon Stewart, Because It Just Is

It's Just Another Day...to Fall More in Love with Tom Hardy

It's Lindsay Lohan vs. the Hilton Family--We're Gonna Party Like It's 2006

It's OK, Everyone, Sarah Silverman and Michael Sheen Are Still Together

It's That Time of Year Again: When Celebrities Apologize For Their Halloween Costumes

It's the 11th Anniversary of Pretending You Hate 'Garden State,' You Cowards

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Gwyneth Paltrow's 2015 Goop Gift Guide

J.K Rowling Reveals Her Favorite Harry Potter Chapter

J.K. Rowling Admits on Twitter that She Hid the Truth from Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) for Years

J.K. Rowling Handily Shuts Down Twitterer Complaining About Dumbledore Being Gay

J.K. Rowling Is Doing Her Part to Cut Through Twitter's Toxic Environment

JTT in the Wild: Because When a Unicorn is Spotted, There Must Be Celebration

Jake Gyllenhaal Used to Be in a Boy Band

Jake Gyllenhaal's Parents Wouldn't Let Him Be a Mighty Duck

James D'Arcy Gets Kink(s)y for #DUBSMASHWARS, Round 2

James D'Arcy Just Gave Oscar Isaac a Run for His Dancing Money

James Franco Has Delusions of Talent Grandeur, Is a Tad Creepy, Might Be Crazy. He's the Perfect Tommy Wiseau.

James Franco Responds to His Inclusion on Lindsay Lohan's Sex List

James Franco Says Lindsay Lohan Went Full Fatal Attraction On Him After They Made Out

James Franco Writes Sh*tty Poems About Other Celebrities

James Franco Wrote a Really Dumb Essay About the Value of McDonalds for 'The Washington Post'

James Gunn Wants All You Whiny Little Pissbabies to Stop Complaining About Movie Remakes

James Gunn on Guardians 2, Doing Television, and the Show That Caused Him to Fall into Deep Depression

James McAvoy Feels Inadequate Due to Mark Ruffalo's HUGE ... Unicycle

James Spader Reveals His Flaws to Rolling Stone, and He Really Is Just as Quirkalicious as We Want Him to Be

Jamie Dornan Stalked a Woman to Prep For Playing a Serial Killer on 'The Fall'

Jamie Dornan Teases His Kinky Fifty Shades of Grey Research

Jamie Lee Curtis Shows That the Family That Cosplays Together, Stays Together

Jared Leto May Cut His Majestic Hair; We Bid His Locks Adieu

Jason Biggs Masters the Art of the Douchey Non-Apology

Jason Lee's Ex-Wife Pens a Powerful Essay on Scientology

Jason London Arrested, Poops Himself in Patrol Car Because God Loves Wednesday!

Jason Mantzoukas Without a Beard

Jay Pharoah's Impression of Chris Rock In Front of Chris Rock Is Fun

Jeff Bridges Admits He Was As Disappointed With That 'Giver' Adaptation As You Were

Jena Malone Is One Headdress Short Of Being Christina Fallin But Released A Song Called 'Indian Giver' Anyway

Jennifer Aniston Doesn't Like Motorcycles, So Justin Theroux Got a New Sidekick

Jennifer Aniston Had to Cancel a Scheduled Junket to Promote Her Oscar Nomination

Jennifer Aniston Nonchalantly Discusses Her Dirty Horrible Bosses 2 Necklace

Jennifer Aniston Removes Makeup for Film Role, Bravely Appears Slightly Less Shiny than Usual

Jennifer Aniston Sure is Pregnant a Lot

Jennifer Esposito Trashes Her Ex-Husband Bradley Cooper

Jennifer Garner Acknowledges Baby Bump, But Not the Kind with a Baby Inside

Jennifer Garner Won't Let Ben Affleck Be Friends with Kevin Smith, Which Is Fine Since Ben Affleck Won't Let Jennifer Garner Be Friends with Mark Ruffalo

Jennifer Lawrence & the Heartmelting Tradition of Celebrity Visits to Children's Hospitals

Jennifer Lawrence And Amy Schumer Are Teaming Up For Your Future Favorite Movie

Jennifer Lawrence And Amy Schumer Better Give Bette Midler What She Wants

Jennifer Lawrence Is So Exuberant Over Sleep, She Becomes a Spastic 5 Year Old

Jennifer Lawrence Photographed in Bed with Kris Jenner

Jennifer Lawrence Poses Nude with a Boa Constrictor on 'Vanity Fair'

Jennifer Lawrence Promises She'll Be The Trainwreck In Her Amy Schumer Movie

Jennifer Lawrence Responds to Nude Photo Leak

Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt May Be the Last Savior for Big-Budget Original Films

Jennifer Lawrence's Best Friend May Be the Only Woman Alive Cooler than Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lopez Expresses Anger Through Hashtags After She and Leah Remini Were Rear-Ended by a Drunk Driver

Jennifer Lopez is the Most Fascinating | Also, I'm Really Looking Forward to That Minority Report Movie

Jennifer Love Hewitt to Replace Mariska Hargitay on SVU?: More "No" Than You Can Shake a Stick At

Jenny McCarthy Continues to Be So Dumb It Hurts

Jeremy Bieber Is Proud of His Son's Penis and We Will Never Stop Vomiting

Jeremy Piven Is Doing 'Entourage' Interviews As Ari Gold

Jeremy Renner Says It's Not His Job to Negotiate Equal Pay Alongside His Female Co-Stars

Jeremy Renner Would Like to Remind You After His Golden Globes Joke to Lighten Up, Francis

Jeremy Renner: Seriously Though, Black Widow's A Slut

Jerry Seinfeld Shares A Gay Joke To Prove Thought Police Are The Worst

Jersey Shore Stars Are Now Parents-to-Be and Rehab-itants | At What Point Is This No Longer Entertainment?

Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart Deride Sexist Interview Questions in Awkward Interview

Jessica Chastain Wants to Lead a Superhero Film

Jessica Chastain and Bryce Dallas Howard Prove They Actually Look Nothing Alike

Jessica Simpson Tries to Ride the 50 Shades of Grey Wave in a Weird Photoshoot

Jim Carrey Goes on a Twitter Rant Opposing Vaccines with Thimerosal

Jimmy Fallon's 'The Tonight Show' Cut Shailene Woodley's Gender Politics Discussion from their Broadcast

Jodie Foster's Mel Gibson Love-fest: True Friendship, or Anything To Sell a Movie?

Joe Manganiello Wounded In Wild 'Magic Mike XXL' Strip Scene, Not Becoming A Cyborg

Joe Rogan Tearfully Recalls the Toxic Relationship Between Phil Hartman and His Wife

John Boyega Sends a Message to Star Wars Fans

John Cleese Is Way More Important Than You, and Will Take Whatever Time Necessary to Let You Know It

John Cusack Has Nothing Against 'Better Off Dead'

John Cusack's 30-Year-Dating History Is B-A-N-A-N-A-S

John David Washington, Son of Denzel, Plays Ricky Jerret in HBO's 'Ballers'

John Grisham Thinks We Should Cut Old Dudes a Break For Looking at Underage Porn

John Legend And His Wife Show Support For #ICantBreathe Protesters With Free Food Trucks

John Malkovich Recreates Iconic Photos Throughout History with Stunning Results

John Mayer Revisits His 'Intellectual Crash' and Recovering Ego Addiction--We Revisit What a Piece of Sh*t He Is

John Oliver Says He's 'Not A Respected Journalist'

John Oliver Would Make A Terrible Criminal (For Charity)

John Oliver and His Wife Have the Perfect Meet-Cute Story

John Oliver's Hero Gives Birth To His First Child

John Oliver, Like A Lot Of Us, Doesn't Care About Donald Trump

John Travolta Defends Scientology Against Accusations Made by 'Going Clear'

John Travolta's Hair: An Investigation

Johnny Depp Helped Wake a Girl From a 9-Month Coma with the Sound Of His Voice

Johnny Depp Is Reportedly Missing--Let's Speculate Wildly about Where He Could Be

Johnny Depp Proven Imperfect, Worlds Crumble: When the Good Ones Disappoint

Johnny Depp Was Probably Not Stoned When He Swayed and Slurred Through an Awards Speech Last Night

Jon Hamm Calls Justin Bieber a Sh*thead, Warms Hearts across the Globe

Jon Hamm Gives His Take on the 'Mad Men' Finale

Jon Hamm Is Doing Well

Jon Hamm Talks Social Media, the Sony Hack, and Why He's Not a Superhero

Jon Hamm Was Arrested Over a Brutal Hazing Incident in College

Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt End Their Relationship After 18 Years

Jon Stewart And Conan Pay Tribute To The Slain Of Charlie Hebdo

Jon Stewart Breaks Down The Shit Show That Is The Republican Presidential Race

Jon Stewart Discusses Leaving 'The Daily Show' and Reflects on His Career

Jon Stewart Gives The Perfect Response To The Trevor Noah Scandal

Jon Stewart Has Now Rejected Job Offers From CBS, ABC, And NBC over the Course of his Career

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert Welcome Clownstick Donald Trump to the GOP Race

Jonah Hill Apologizes for Homophobic Slur, Unwisely Uses the 'Gay Friend' Defense

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Talks Feminism, Women Against Feminism and His Mom

Josh Duggar Enters Sex Rehab After Reports of a Liaison with Porn Star Danica Dillion

Josh Duggar Had an Ashley Madison Account: Just the Facts

Joss Whedon Apologizes For That 'Jurassic World' Tweet, Says It Was 'Bad Form'

Joss Whedon Calls Blaming Feminists For His Twitter Departure 'Horseshit'

Jude Law Reveals Turning Down Superman So He Wouldn't Ruin Children's Lives

Judy Greer Sounds Off On Hollywood's Gender Inequality

Julia Roberts Gives Jennifer Aniston the Best Stink-Eye Since Sophia Loren

Juliet Landau And James Marsters Are Probably Actual Ageless Vampires

Just Like Magic, J.K. Rowling Shuts Down Down a Twitter Dipsh*itter's Serena Williams Hate

Just Throw Some Gay At It | CBS Fails GLAAD Test

Justin Bieber Accused of Robbery and Even his Robbery Game Is Weak

Justin Bieber Arrested for Being Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Being Carried Up the Great Wall of China is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day

Justin Bieber Being Held Back From Attacking Photographers Is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day

Justin Bieber Calls Fan a 'Beached Whale', Teases Her Till She Cries, Might Not Be the Kindest Gentlest Elf in the Workshop

Justin Bieber Has His Come to Jesus Moment, Admits He's Not Who He Has Been Pretending To Be

Justin Bieber Takes Racism Game to the Next Level, Sings Song about Joining the KKK

Justin Bieber Thinks He's James Dean. More Like James Oh-My-God-Why-Are-You-Always-the-World's-Worst?

Justin Bieber is Jacked...It's Confusing

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Have a Son

Justin Timberlake is the Worst

Justin Timberlake: Hollywood Trying to Make "Fetch" Happen

Kanye West's Wedding Gift to Kim Kardashian Will Make You Believe in True Love

Kanye's Wheelchair Misunderstanding Video, A Digital Autopsy

Kardashian Show Mixes it Up, Throws in a Crack Addiction Plotline

Kate Hudson's Biological Father Is Kind of a D*ckhead

Kate Mara Makes Fun Of Her Blonde 'Fantastic Four' Wig

Kate Winslet Has an Interesting Reaction to the Gender Wage Gap Conversation

Kate Winslet Rejects Retouching In L'Oreal Campaign

Kate Winslet Reveals Her Most Insane Wardrobe Malfunction

Kathy Griffin Leaves 'Fashion Police'...And for a Great Reason

Katie Holmes, We Underestimated You

Katy Perry Is An Entertainment Powerhouse

Katy Perry Shames and Rages Against Australian Paparazzi Who Stalked Her

Katy Perry's Feminist Messages Are Very Perplexing

Keira Knightley Posed Topless in 'Interview' Magazine To Protest Photoshopping (NSFW)

Keira Knightley Wants to Know 'Where Are the Female Stories?'

Kelly Osbourne Says Something Racist While Calling Out Donald Trump's Racism

Kelsey Grammer Finds His Life's Work: Correcting Grammar on the Internet

Kevin Bacon: Proponant Of More Gratuitous Dongs In Movies

Kevin Smith Shaved His Beard. GROW IT BACK! GROW IT BACK!

Kevin Spacey Can Be an 'Arrogant SOB' If He Damn Well Wants To

Kevin Spacey Kills Fallon's Wheel of Impressions Game

Kid Rock Came for Beyoncé--Now the Beyhive Comes for Kid Rock

Kim Basinger's Elle Interview Proves She's Lost Her Damn Mind

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Spent Four Hours Photoshopping Their Wedding Pics

Kim Kardashian and the Other Hollywood Marriages That Hock Peanut Butter Loogies on the Idea of Your "Sacred Institution"

Kim Kardashian is Terrible, Part 2,547 (And 7 Celebrities Who Are Wonderful, In an Effort to Counterbalance Said Terrible)

Kim Novak Speaks Out Against That Goddamed Oscars Bullying

Kit Harington Is a Super-Pretty Man in an Emo Teen's Head

Kit Harington Wants To Be Your Wacky Batman

Know Your Enemy | Celebrity Sites Are Better Than Us

Korrasami Gets Gorgeous Official Artwork

Kristen Bell Is Pregnant with (Probably) the World's Second Cutest Baby, But We'll Never Know Because Baby Bells Are Private

Kristen Bell Takes Anti-Vaxxers to Task Like the Boss She Is

Kristen Bell Talks About Being Naked Whilst Naked, Because the Universe Loves You and Wants You to Be Happy

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard Are Boycotting Publications that Pay for Photographs of Celebrity Babies, Because They Are Awesome

Kristen Bell's 'Frozen' Voicemail to a Sick Girl Will Make Your Heart Grow Three Sizes

Kristen Bell's Daughter Has Never Seen 'Frozen'

Kristen Stewart Is Going to Take Some Time Off From Acting To 'Make Stuff'

Kristen Stewart Says You Don't Know "Dick Shit" About Her (Or Anyone, Really)

Kristen Stewart Tells Autograph Seeker to 'Get the F*ck Out of My Face'

Kristen Stewart and Jesse Eisenberg are Delightful, Real-Life Human Beings

Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader Mock Clueless Local Newscaster

Kylie Jenner's Lips Are Destroying Our Children

LOVE IS DEAD FOREVER | A Look Back at Tom and Katie, The Greatest Love Story of Our or Any Time

Ladies, Meryl Streep Wants Your Screenplays

Lady Whose Face Is Falling Off Gets Reality Show In Which Cameras Will Follow Her As Her Face Falls Off | Lara Flynn Boyle To Get Reality Show

Late Night TV IS 'Better than Ever,' Right Ladies?

Laura Prepon's Scientology Interview Is A Total Bummer

Laverne Cox Poses Nude for Allure

LeBron James and Vaginal Tattoos: 6 Life Lessons From Amy Schumer

LeVar Burton Talks About the Beautiful Origins of 'Reading Rainbow' in His Reddit AMA

Leah Remini May Have Been the Smartest Scientologist, So They Got Rid of Her

Leah Remini Reveals Several Truly Bizarre Details About Tom Cruise and Scientology

Leave Britney Alone. Really.

Leave John Travolta Alone, Scarlett Johansson Tells the Associated Press

Lee Pace Finally Kisses 'Pushing Daisies' Co-Star. NOW KISS ARMITAGE, DAMNIT

Lee Pace Says That Doing 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Made Him Evil, And Doing 'Marmaduke' Made Him Desperate

Leia and Laverne Are a Couple? Huh. I'd Ship It.

Lena Dunham Addresses That Whole Jezebel Clusterf*ck

Lena Dunham Goes Into 'Rage Spiral' Over Sexual Abuse Allegations, and Amanda Palmer Comes to Her Defense

Lena Dunham Is Either the Bravest Person on Television or the Dumbest

Lena Headey Wrote a Beautiful and Inspiring Message to Her Unborn Daughter

Leonard Nimoy's Advice to a Young Girl Is a Heartbreaking Example of Everything He Was

Leonardo DiCaprio Accepts the ALS #IceBucketChallenge, Nominates Prime Minister of Canada

Leonardo DiCaprio Issued a Statement Saying He's Not Banging Rihanna--But Why?

Leslie Mann Says Jaime Lannister Made a Red Wedding Out of Her Face

Leslie Mann and Judd Apatow Squeezing Into a Naked Lena Dunham T-Shirt Is What Passes for a Post During a Holiday Week

Less Classically Beautiful Viola Davis Responds to That NYT Shonda Rhimes Piece

Let These Two Kardashian-Flavored Thought Polyps Sit and Marinate For a Minute

Let This Be The Last Time Michael B. Jordan Has To Explain How Interracial Families Are A Thing

Let the #DubsmashWars Begin! Hayley Atwell and a Special Guest Kick Things Off

Let's All Collectively Gasp At The Monumental Shade Ronan Farrow Threw At Woody Allen

Let's All Get Very Excited About Ryan Reynolds' Latest Merc-Mouthed Tweet: CHIMICHANGA!

Let's All Skeptically Assess Guy Pearce's New Career

Let's Be Honest: Is Madonna Just Sad at this Point?

Let's Celebrate Dylan McDermott's Triumphant Return to "American Horror Story" with a Ben Harmon Appreciation Post

Let's Play '90s Child Star Mad Libs with Andrew Keegan!

Let's Play a Game: Which Of These Actors Is Older than Wilford Brimley Was in 'Cocoon'?

Let's Play a New Game Called "Is That Sexist?"

Let's Pour Some Out for the Stars Who Never Were

Let's Speculate Not-So-Wildly About the Remaining Three "Most Fascinating People" on Baba Wawa's Annual List

Let's Speculate Wildly About Whatever the F**k Donald Trump is Going On About Now

Let's Speculate Wildly About the Contents of Lindsay Lohan's Pink Bag

Let's Take a Break from Celebrity Divorce to Celebrate the Most Adorable Celebrity Love

Liam Neesons Has A Special Set of Skills For Maggie Grace's Ex-Boyfriend

Life's Hard When You're John Mayer: A Pajiba Pep Talk

Lindsay Lohan Has Some Thoughts on 9/11...and PETA...and Michael Jackson...And Angelina Jolie Maybe

Lindsay Lohan in Talks to Play Elizabeth Taylor, and I Tase Myself in a Desperate Effort to Feel Feelings

Lindsay Lohan vs. Amanda Bynes: Two Child Stars Enter, Both Run You Over as They Leave

Lindsay Lohan's Acting Is a Gift to Us All, So She Tried to Count it as Community Service

Lindsay Lohan's Attempt to Call Her Fans Beautiful in Arabic Goes Hilariously Wrong

Lindsay Lohan's Glamorous Hollywood Life (of Being Used Solely to Generate Publicity for Sh*tty Direct-to-Video Fare)

Lindsay Lohan's Photoshopped Selfie Is Embarrassing on So Many Levels

Lindsay Lohan, Kris Kardashian and Fake Babies: The Apocalypse Will Be Televised

Lindsay Lohan, This Is An Instagram Photoshopping Intervention

Lindsay Lohan, World's Best Photoshopper, Strikes Again

Listen To Prince's Freddie Gray Tribute "Baltimore"

Listening to Secret Audio Tapes of Jared Fogle Will Require Multiple Showers

Little Teeny, Tiny Maisie Williams Holding a Cow's Nipple Is the Perfect Antidote to Dark 'Game of Thrones' Discussions

Lizzy Caplan and Jon Hamm On Kimmel Just Replinished The World's Charm Supply

Lonely Then, Like an Alien: Britney Spears and the Public View of Mental Illness

Long Story Short, Everyone's Terrible: Your A**hole Round-Up for the Day

Louis C.K. Goes on a Glorious, Profane, and Gloriously Profane Anti-ISIS Twitter Rant

Louis CK Was Really Weird On Twitter Today

Love Is Dead FOREVER: Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne Split

Lupita Nyong'o Is Perfection Incarnate, Even When Fearfully Scurrying From a Cobra

Lupita Nyong'o Reads Gossip, is a Flawless Human Being

Lupita Nyong'o's Dress Probably Recovered

Mad Shopping, Bro: Zac Efron Skateboards Around the Grocery Store Like Cool People Do

Madonna Dresses as Daenerys Targaryen for Purim, and It Works For Her

Madonna Shares Sweet Photo of Her and Ex-Husband Sean Penn

Madonna Sticks Her Foot in It Again: Women Are Still the Most Marginalized Group

Maggie Gyllenhaal Determined Too Old to Play the Love Interest of AARP Member

Maggie Smith is Glad to See the End of 'Downton Abbey' and Other Slightly More Surprising News

Maisie Williams & Sophie Turner Are Publicly Reminiscing Over How Goddamn Precious They Used to Be

Maisie Williams Has Cara Delevingne's Back After Morning Show Jackasses Openly Mock Her

Maisie Williams Is Not an Accessory, Doesn't Want to Play 'The Girlfriend'

Maisie Williams Proves She's Already Wise Well Beyond Her 18 Years

Maisie Williams on 'Game of Thrones', the Internet, and Growing Up

Maisie Williams' Terrible Pun Makes for Great Tweet

Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams Announce Divorce

Marc Maron and T.J. Miller Really Do Not Like Each Other

Marilyn Manson Denies Involvement in Eli Roth/Lana Del Rey Rape Video

Mark Duplass' High School Paper Review of 'Before Sunrise' Is a Snarky Teen Dream

Martha Stewart vs. Gwyneth Paltrow Round III: When You Come at the King, You Best Not Miss

Martin Freeman is a Delightfully 'Moody Prick'

Mary Louise Parker Will Soon Reveal What a Dick Billy Crudup Was For Leaving Her While She Was Pregnant

Mary-Louise Parker Finally Addresses Her Billy Crudup Breakup

Master Class in Cool: Bill Murray Sings Bob Dylan's Shelter from the Storm

Matt Damon Offers to Show His 'Weird Penis' to Jessica Chastain

Matt McGorry Took On The Idiocy Of The #AllLivesMatter Hashtag

Matthew McConaughey Admits the First Two Trophies He Ever Won Were Based on Lies and Plagiarism

Matthew Vaughn Joins The Zack Snyder Club, Call Sexism "Empowering"

Maura Tierney Recalls NewsRadio and Recounts a Sweet Phil Hartman Story

Max Greenfield of 'New Girl' Shows Off His Schmidt Moves

Maybe the Children Shouldn't Be Our Future: Jaden Smith Says Things

Mayim Bialik Trashes 'Frozen,' Is Straight-Up Trolling Us Now

Meet Samia: Kathy Najimy's Songstress Daughter

Megan Fox Is Super Intelligent

Megan Mullally Is The Greatest Friend You Never Had

Melissa Leo's Oscar Campaign: Sad, or Sadly Necessary? | A Pajiba Oscar Debate

Melissa McCarthy Responds to Rex Reed with Class and Goodness; We Are Reminded that Rex Reed is a Total Butt Chud

Melissa McCarthy Shames Sexist Film Critic, Deserves Many Feminist High-Fives

Meredith Vieira Proves Stacey Dash Is Truly Clueless

Merry Christmas From the Kardashians | Your Daily Dose of Elegance

Meryl Streep Thinks It's Time Men Develop Some Damn Imagination And Empathy

Michael Bublé Is Gross and Posted a Gross Picture to Show How Gross He Is

Michael Cera Has Released a Lo-Fi Folk Album Because Of Course He Has

Michael Jackson Made a Surprise Appearance During a Lightning Storm This Week

Michael Jackson Used to Play Childish, Annoying Pranks on ... Russell Crowe?

Michael Sam Gets a Standing Ovation at a Missouri Basketball Game

Michael Sheen Is the New Adam Duritz Of Dating Way Out of His League

Michelle Beadle Spoke Out Against Floyd Mayweather on Twitter. Guess What Happened?

Michelle Rodriguez Apologizes For Remarks About "Stealing" White Superhero Roles

Mike Myers Crawls Out of the Woodwork, Speaks to the Kanye-West-George-Bush-Doesn't-Care-About-Black-People Episode

Mila Kunis Does Not Want to Answer Your Boring Interview Questions Anymore, Dipsh*t Journalists

Miles Teller Walks Back Those 'Divergent' Made Him Feel 'Dead Inside' Comments

Miles Tellers' 'Whiplash' Director Damien Chazelle Blew Him Off

Miley Cyrus Actually Says Something Quite Smart Here. No, Seriously.

Miley Cyrus Is Smarter Than Julianne Hough And Here Is The Proof.

Miley Cyrus Was Feminist As F*ck Last Night At The VMAs

Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez Are Feuding Like Goddamn Millennials

Miley Cyrus' Horrifying New Sex Toy Is, Uh, Not For Rookies

Miley Cyrus, George Takei And Other Celebs Respond To Indiana's Bigoted SB101

Miley Goes Full Frontal, Is Officially In F*ck It Mode (NSFW)

Miley's Masturbation Promotion Photo Is Offensive (NSFW Again)

Miley-Porn Enthusiasts Won't Be Disappointed In These Images From Her 'Bangerz' Tour

Mindhole Blowers: Lady Gaga's Dad Is Why We Have Wi-Fi in Hotels

Mindy Kaling Calls Julianne Moore A Liar, And Other #TheDress Reactions

Mindy Kaling Mistaken For Malala Yousafzai

Mindy McCready and the Curse of Celebrity Rehab: Blurring the Lines Between TV and Treatment

Missing Heads, Cannibalism, Gary Oldman, and What Really Disturbs David Fincher

Mo'ne Davis Forgives the Assh*le Baseball Player Who Called Her a Slut

Modern Family's Ariel Winter On How Media Objectification Played Into Her Breast Reduction Surgery

Modern Family's Ariel Winter Shut Down Her Body-Shaming Trolls On Instagram

Modern Family's Reid Ewing Didn't Come Out, Because He Was 'Never In'

Move Over, Kardashians. There's a New Best Christmas Card Ever.

Muscle: Robert Downey Jr. Joins in the Chant to Give Black Widow Her Own Film

My BFF 4eva Emma Stone: 15 Celebrity Figures I Wish Were in My Life

My Dadbody, Myself: Thank God We're Finally Celebrating Beauty in All Its Forms

My Internal Struggle With This Jessica Simpson Baby Weight Mess

NSYNC to Reunite at VMA Awards, Pajiba Writer Cleans and Presses Her Liveblogging Capelet

Natalie Dormer Breaks Out a Corset, Films All Her Sex Scenes in a Day

Natalie Dormer Playfully Calls Kit Harington an Idiot, and Champions Our Nude Equality Movement

Natalie Dormer Said Some Things That Sounded Terrible Out of Context

Natalie Dormer Writes a Gloriously Powerful Op-Ed on the Importance of Voting

Natalie Portman Got Kanye'd in Germany By Environmentalists With a Satirical Sex Polar Bear

Natasha Lyonne Very Politely Told a Sexist Journalist to Go F*ck Himself

Nathan Fillion Is Better Than Joel McHale

Nathan Fillion Wrote the Foreword to a Whedon Biography, and It's a Beautiful Fanboy Tribute

Need A Break from Pop Culture's Oppressive Terribleness? Emma Thompson Is Here For You

Neil Patrick Harris Lost His Hetero-Virginity To a Woman Who Was Dared to Sleep with 'Doogie'

Neil Patrick Harris Took Out His Trouser Snake to Promote 'Hedwig and the Angry Inch'

Neil Patrick Harris and Amy Poehler Both Discuss Their Drug Use

Neil deGrasse Tyson Explains Interstellar's Ending, and How to Meet Friends in Space and Time

Nerdist Host Chris Hardwick Engaged to Lydia Hearst

Never Fear Martha Stewart Was Humbled by Prison; She's Sending out Her Drone to Capture Her Farm's Magnificence

Never Forget: Brie Larson Was An Angsty Teen Pop Sensation

Never Forget: No One In the History of Celebrity Sex-Making Has More Game Than Cher

Never, EVER Tell Natalie Dormer She Looks Like a Muppet Pig

Newly Sober Chet Haze Blames Meltdown on Pressures of Being Tom Hanks' Son

Nick Carter Talks Up Backstreet Boys/Spice Girls Tour, Shows He's Still Got Moves

Nick Loeb/Sofia Vergara Battle Leads to Logical Conclusion--Fox News Says Men Should Be Able to Veto Abortions

Nicki Minaj Drops Butt-Baring Album Cover, Rates Sports Illustrated Models' Asses on Instagram

Nicolas Cage Describes the Methods Behind the Nic Cage School of Acting

Nicole Beharie Is Feeling Slighted by Her 'Sleepy Hollow' Producers

Nicole Kidman Has Some Troubling Thoughts On How to Shoot Painful Sex Scenes

Nicole Kidman Saves a Fellow Aussie From Graham Norton's Chair of Judgement

Nicole, Your Face Is Hurting Us: A Pajiba Photo Intervention

Nightmares Come True When Your Favorite Actors Are Transformed to 1930s Shanghai Ladies

No Big Deal, Just a Picture Of Joss Whedon and Nathan Fillion Wielding Light Sabers

No One But Matthew McConaughey Could Get Away With This

No One Gives A Single Sh*t About Justin Bieber Anymore

No One Had More Fun at the Emmys Than Gwendoline Christie and the GoT Gang

No, Amy Schumer Didn't Steal Jokes From Patrice O'Neal

No, Amy Schumer Isn't Trying to Take Your Guns. Promise

No, Dummy, Lena Dunham's Halloween Costume Is Not 'Abortion Doctor'

No, Robert Downey, Jr. Will Not Make Your Trifling Indie Flick, You Plebes

No. Idris Elba's Penis Does Not Have Its Own Zip Code

Nobody -- Not Even Jon Stewart -- Will Ask Tom Cruise a Thing About Scientology

Nobody Wears No Pants with More Class than Cobie Smulders

Nope: President Clinton Didn't Care Much For Phil Hartman's Impression of Him

Nora Dunn Is Dropping SNL Truth Bombs about Jan Hooks, Jon Lovitz and Crazypants Victoria Jackson

Norman Reedus Squashes Emily Kinney Dating Rumor with a New Couple Alert

Norman Reedus Tweeted Some Very Spoilery Walking Dead Season 5 Photos

Norman Reedus Would Like to Help You Free the Nipple

Not All Men Age Better Than Their Female Counterparts

Not All of Mark Wahlberg's Victims Think He Should Be Pardoned

Not Just Chin and Abs: Arrow's Stephen Amell May Be Smarter Than the People At Warner Bros.

Nude Photos of Nicolas Cage May Soon Leak. Here's How to Prepare Yourself

Nut Shrinkage and Bacne. Oh, Snooki, You Are A DELIGHT | Cannonballers, I've Got Your Next Book

OK Magazine Has A Different Notion Of Tragedy Than We Do | Intimating Miscarriages Is The New Black

Of All the Actors You'd Expect to Hook Up, These Two Are Probably Not Among Them

Of Course That's Aaron Sorkin's Pixar Pitch

Oh God, Men Keep Asking Amy Poehler Where Her Kids Are

Oh Shut Up, Internet: Zach Braff Is Not Racist (Just Careless)

Oh, JK Rowling Crashed the Pottermore Website? Well, Emma Watson Brought Down the Whole U.N.

Oh. My. God. I Think I'm Having Palpitations: The Olivia Newton-John/John Travlota Christmas Album

Okay, You Think Jessica Lange Looks Like Caitlyn Jenner. She Gets It. You Can Stop Now

Olivia Munn and Aaron Rogers Dubsmash 'Princess Bride'

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis Welcome Tiny, Presumably Funny Baby Person to the World

On Her 90th Birthday, A Reminder That Young Angela Lansbury Was a Sex Goddess Come to Earth

On That Time Ben Schwartz Got Jane Fonda to Join His Improv Troupe

On Twitter, Kevin Nealon Pays Tribute to Jan Hooks, His Girlfriend in the 80s

One More 'Breaking Bad' Casualty: Aaron Paul's Emmy Speech Crashed the Kind Campaign Website

One of the Avengers (Not Your Favorite) Just Crushed Our Hiddleston Dating Dreams

Only One Person is Happier About the Selection of James Corden to Host the 'Late Late Show' than James Corden

Only the 9 Most Monumentally Important Answers in Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Reddit AMA

Orange Is the New Black's Big Boo Goes Head to Head with NYC Subway Evangelist Preaching Hate

Orange Is the New Black's Big Boo Has A Jazz Album of Bowie Covers & It's Freaking Awesome

Orange Is the New Black's Ruby Rose Talks Gender Fluidity

Orange Is the New Black's Samira Wiley Is So Hot...

Orlando Bloom Took a Swing at Justin Bieber Because Bieber Bragged About Banging Bloom's Ex-Wife

Oscar Nominees' First Notable Roles

Other Sexiest Men of the Year People Magazine Considered Before David Beckham

Our Little Miley Cyrus is a Woman Now | Fred, She's Gotten Her Boobies

Pajiba Tackles the Issues That Matter: The Haircuts Heard 'Round the World

Pajiba's Here To Help: Scamming a Celebrity into a Paternity Scandal for Fun and Profit

Pajiba's Here to Help: Tips for Successful Oscar Presentation

Paris Hilton Buys Dog/Tribble Hybrid for $13,000

Paris Hilton Pranked Into Believing Her Plane Was About to Crash

Pat Sajak Is Not Who We Thought He Was

Patricia Arquette Continues Her Charge for Equality

Patricia Arquette Removes Foot From Mouth

Patricia Arquette Takes Nobody's Sh*t: Stealing Celebrity Photos Is Deviant, Paparazzi Can F*ck Off

Patrick Stewart's Perfect Twitter Reaction To 'The Guardian' Accidentally Outing Him As Gay

Patton Oswalt Doesn't Just Feed the Internet Trolls, He Beats and Starves Them First

Patton Oswalt Explains His Conscious Unlinking from Twitter and Lessons Learned, Then Jumps Right Back into the Fray

Patton Oswalt Is Checking Himself Into Twitter Rehab

Patton Oswalt Ranked the GOP Debate By D&D Statistics

Patton Oswalt Turns His Unparalleled Troll Powers on His Grammy Competition

Paul Feig Calls Out Misogynist Whiners Over 'Ghostbusters' Backlash

Paul Haggis' Sister Completely Trashes Him and His Career Over the 'Scientology' Doc Dispute

Paul Rudd Is Super Stoked About the Kansas City Royals Winning the World Series

Paul Thomas Anderson Told the Most Amazing 'Boogie Nights' Story About Burt Reynolds

Paying Our Respects to the Little-Known Director Behind Two Beloved Films Everyone Has Seen

Paying Tribute to Each of the Previously Eliminated Players in George Clooney's Romantic Life

Paying Tribute to Hayley Atwell's Phenomenal Live-Tweeting, Over-Sharing Twitter Account

Peasants, Rejoice! Gwyneth Paltrow Is Just Like You

People Are Really Mad At Liam Neeson For Voicing a Pro-Choice Ad

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