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Beautiful, Rich, Blonde Women Need to Stop Giving Life Advice

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Big Man, Little Dog: 20 Celebrity Men with Tiny Dogs

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Today Is (Was) Benedict Cumberbatch's Birthday!

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Bill Maher Decided to Play the 'Celebrities Say Offensively Stupid Sh*t About Current Events on Twitter' Game, Too!

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Jason Biggs Masters the Art of the Douchey Non-Apology

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John Cleese Is Way More Important Than You, and Will Take Whatever Time Necessary to Let You Know It

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Anna Kendrick Thinks It Would Be 'Super F**cking Stressful' To Be on 'Most Beautiful' Lists ... Uh, About That

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Accomplished Dancer Emilie Livingston Set to Marry Smoking Hot Actor from 'The Fly,' 'Jurassic Park'

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Here's a Drunk Charlie Sheen Bugging Folks at a Taco Bell Drive-Thru Like a Goddamn Vagrant

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Sandra Bullock's Stalker is F**king Terrifying

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Lupita Nyong'o Is Perfection Incarnate, Even When Fearfully Scurrying From a Cobra

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Discussing Gender Roles With Izzie Stevens: Katherine Heigl Begins Her Comeback Tour By Addressing 'Those' Comments

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These Adorable Photos of the 'Orange Is the New Black' Cast When They Were Young Are Just the Thing to Cap Your Week

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Lonely Then, Like an Alien: Britney Spears and the Public View of Mental Illness

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Emmy Nominees and the Snubbed React on Twitter

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Here's an alphabetical listing of all our Celebrities Are Better than You:

"Two, three, even four new Kardashian spinoffs" | THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER


'Cause If You're Dying To Be Led, They'll Lead You Up the Hill in Chains To Their Popular Refrains | Eat, Pray, Be Superior


'Fargo's' Allison Tolman Lobbies for Emmy, Kicks Twitter Ass, Is Klassy as Sh*t


'Fargo's' Allison Tolman Shuts Down Body-Shamers on Twitter, Is Our Favorite New Person


'Guardian' Journalist Endeavors to Find Out if Jonah Hill's Reputation as a Douche Is Accurate


'Justified's' Jacob Pitts Has the Best Harrison Ford Story Ever


'SNL's' Cecily Strong Calls Out 'Bully Dickheads' for Suggesting She's Pregnant


10 Things We Love Despite the Presence of Paris Hilton


11 Celebrity Baby Names That Have Garnered Far More Attention Than Anything Remotely Important Ever


17 Year Old Prince Is Cooler Than You Will Ever Be


2010's 5 Most Vivid Signs of the Coming Endtimes | 2010: A Year In Which Celebrities Were Better Than You


5 Celebrity Facts That Will Blow Your Mindhole


5 Fascinating and/or Unsettling Facts You Might Not Know About Gary Oldman


50 Cent's Worst First Pitch Ever Is Not Just a Personal Failure, It's an Institutional Failure of Society


7 Mostly Terrible Things That Independent Prosecutor Kenneth Starr Has Been Up To Since the Lewinsky Scandal


A Fond and Loving Farewell to Joanna Robinson On Her Last Day at Pajiba


A Gold Digger Can't Catch a Break | Celebrities Are Better Than You


A Guide to the Best TV Show Instagrams You Must Follow


A Heartening Follow-Up to That Kate Mulgrew Debacle


A Lengthy Feminist Treatise on Miley Cyrus's VMA Performance and Its Societal Impact


A Measured and Lengthy Treatise on Lindsay Lohan's Conquest List


A Tale of Two Airheads: Sarah Palin vs Poppy Carlton from 'Almost Royal'


Abercrombie & Fitch vs. The Situation: A Douche Against Douche Cage Match to the Finish


About the Time Charming Potato and Shia LaBeouf Went on a Drunk Vandalism Spree Together


About the Time Peter Dinklage Watched a Man Die, and How He Didn't Realize He May Have Been Responsible for the Man's Death


Accomplished Dancer Emilie Livingston Set to Marry Smoking Hot Actor from 'The Fly,' 'Jurassic Park'


After Being Misunderstood, Unfairly Maligned and Labeled a Homophobic Bigot, Alec Baldwin Writes a Dissertation on Why He's Leaving Public Life


Ah, The Good Ole Days When Sluts Were Fancier | Celebrities Are Better than You Are


Alexandra Daddario Reacts to the Knowledge that President Obama Has Seen Her Boobs


All You Ever Wanted Was Someone to Take Care of Ya. All You're Ever Losin' is a Little Mascara | An Open Letter to Jessica Simpson


Allison Williams Got Engaged, and the 'People' Magazine Comments Section Offers Their, Uh, Congratulations?


Alright, Taylor Swift, Are We Gonna Do This Or What?


Alyson Hannigan Tweets Darling Ovary Punching Picture of Her Daughters in MacLaren's Pub


Amanda Bynes Has ... AN IMPOSTER!


Amanda Bynes on Psychiatric Hold After Attempted Self-Immolation


Amanda Bynes's Mom Insists Her Daughter Has No Mental Illness Whatsoever, Was Under the Influence of Marijuana


Amy Adams Gives Up Seat, Demonstrates that Stars Are (Sometimes) Good People Too


Amy Poehler Has a New Boyfriend, And It's a Good One


An Open Apology to Jenny McCarthy


An Open Letter To Par*s Hilt*n | Celebrities Are Better Than You


An Open Letter to Blake Lively's Publicist


An Open Letter to Chris Brown


An Open Letter to Gwyneth Paltrow


An Open Letter to Jon Hamm's Penis


An Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan and Oprah


And Now A Word With Lars Von Trier


And Now, Let's Check In With Charlie Sheen | A Pajiba Summation


Anderson Cooper Wants to Know How Alec Baldwin Will Lie His Way Out of Homophobic Slurs This Time; Alec Baldwin Doesn't Disappoint


Andrew Garfield Didn't Bail on Batkid--He Took Him to Disneyland


Andrew Garfield Plays Basketball with Kids in His Spiderman Costume, Ovaries Explode Nationwide


Anna Kendrick Thinks It Would Be 'Super F**cking Stressful' To Be on 'Most Beautiful' Lists ... Uh, About That


Anna Kendrick's Oscar Weekend Diary Proves She's JUST LIKE US!


Another One Bites the Dust: Leah Remini Leaves Scientology


Another Open Letter to Taylor Swift


Are You F*cking With Us or Not? Ashton and Demi's Road to the Finish


Arnett Poehler XXXXX


As Reports that Eva Mendes is Pregnant with Ryan Gosling's Baby Surface, We Commiserate Over the Loss of 5 Perfect Celebrity Couples


Ashton Kutcher: A True Hero


At Some Point We Must Ask Ourselves, "Is It Me?" | The Aniston Problem


Baby Bumps, Real and/or Imagined: You Guys. Seriously. Hollywood is F*cked Up.


Baby, Come Over, I Need Entertaining. I Had a Stilted, Pretending Day | "Celebrities Are Better than You"


Backdoor Teen Mom Gives the Greatest Interview About Womanity That You Will Ever Read


Beautiful, Rich, Blonde Women Need to Stop Giving Life Advice


Because I Need These To Be Lies Like I Need Oxygen or Booze | Justin Bieber Remake Rumors


Because We Know You've Been Waiting For It: Here's Your Chance to Go to Space With Leonard DiCaprio


Being Pretty is HARD, Y'all


Benedict Cumberbatch Knows You Think He Looks Like an Inbred Otter, Is Cool With It


Beyoncé's Sister Solange Attacks Jay-Z in an Elevator in our Generation's Zapruter Film


Bieber Fans Hack Esperanza Spalding's Wiki: I Belieb That Children Are Our Future


Big Man, Little Dog: 20 Celebrity Men with Tiny Dogs


Bill Maher Decided to Play the 'Celebrities Say Offensively Stupid Sh*t About Current Events on Twitter' Game, Too!


Blake Lively Says Things, Frolics in a F**king Meadow


Blake Lively Starts a New Company Devoted to All the Things She's So Good At


Brad Pitt, Cool Guy Extraordinaire, Plays the Tambourine Like a Boss


Breezy Had a Seize-y and It's All Your Fault


Brittany Murphy's Mom Attempts to Squash Reports that Her Daughter was Murdered, Raises Eyebrows


Cameron Diaz vs. Kirsten Dunst in the Battle of Vapid Remarks


Captain Tight Pants Has A Birthday Wish That Only You Can Help Fulfill!


Celebrity Apologies: The Good, The Bad and the *Facepalm*


Celebrity Bullsh*t: 2011's Greatest Gifts of All


Celebrity Couples I Must Befriend At Once


Celebrity Parenting Round-Up: Vaccines and Diapers are Bad, Gwyneth's Life Is Hard


Celebs Misunderstand Feminism, Make Me Sexist as a Result


Charles Saatchi Divorcing Nigella Lawson Because She Didn't Defend Him When He Choked Her. Wait ... what?


Charlie Sheen Hurls His Crazy Into the Void


Charlie Sheen is an Awful Human Being, Part 6,539


Charlie Sheen to Die in Horrific Car Accident...Cue the Laugh Track!


Cheating, Truth-Telling, PR and Being 22 In Public: Assessing this Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson Mess


Check Out The Big, Round Hairy Cojones On Meryl Streep As She Rips Disney A New One


Chelsea Handler Rips on Britney Spears and her "Two Personalities"


Cher Admits She Might Not Be Flawless, Becomes Flawless in the Process


Chris Brown Wore a Halloween Costume


Chris Brown is This Generation's Martin Luther King, Jr. and Jesus, Says Man Who Urinates on Children


Chris Brown is a Lot Like Jesus


Chris O'Dowd Handles Loss the Old Fashioned Way: With a Flask Full of Old Fashioneds


Chris Pratt Is Super Honest About What It Means to Be an Actor in Hollywood


Christina Hendricks Proves There's No Better Way Into Washington Than to Be On One of Obama's Favorite TV Shows


Christmas is Canceled: There Will Be No Kardashian Kristmas Special. Please. Remain Calm.


Classy Ian McKellen Responds to Damian Lewis' Accusation that McKellan Is a 'Fruity Actor' Who 'Only Plays Wizards'


Cops Called in After Alec Baldwin Rightfully Gets Belligerent with Member of the Paparazzi


Could Charlie Sheen (Literally) Win?: A Pajiba Debate


Courteney Cox & David Arquette: Candid and Refreshing, or a Weird Marketing Trick Designed to Make Us Super Uncomfortable?


Curtis 'Booger' Armstrong Explains Why John Cusack Disavowed 'Better Off Dead'


DJ Clark Gregg Proves He Is the Funkiest SHIELD Agent


DJ Tilda Swinton Will Rock Your Goddamn Socks Off


Damon Lindelof Admits He Quit Twitter Because Of Hurt Feelings Over 'Lost' Criticism


Danielle 'Topanga' Fishel Responds After Internet Calls Her a 'Fat Cougar' In Her Wedding Dress


David Lynch Drinks Ten to Twenty Cups of Coffee a Day, Suddenly David Lynch Makes a Little More Sense


David Schwimmer Helped Police Crack the Case in a Prostitute Stabbing


Definitive Proof that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Vampires


Dial-A-Star, and the Human Tragedy of...TWENTY F*CKING DOLLARS A MINUTE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?


Discussing Gender Roles With Izzie Stevens: Katherine Heigl Begins Her Comeback Tour By Addressing 'Those' Comments


Don't Panic: A Cursory Overview of Tabloid-Speak to Get You Through This Troubled Time


Donald Glover Apparently Learned from Dan Harmon How to Get Pissy on Twitter


Drake Refuses to do Magazine Press After 'Rolling Stone' Took Away His Cover in Favor of Philip Seymour Hoffman


Earning Forgiveness is Overrated: The Comeback Concept


Elisabeth Moss Calls Her Short-Lived Marriage to Fred Armisen 'Extremely Traumatic and Awful and Horrible'


Ellen Page's Coming Out Speech Is a Thing of Beauty


Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield Brilliantly Use the Evil Power of the Paparazzi for Good


Emmy Nominees and the Snubbed React on Twitter


Ever Have That Unshakable Feeling Like Nothing Will Ever Be OK Again? Me Too | Reality TV's Highest Earners


Every Little Thing He Does is Douchey: Shia LaBeouf Plagiarizes Dan Clowes and Yahoo Answers


Every Time Anna Kendrick Tweets, an Angel Retires To Its Bunk


Every Time Catherine Revved Up the Microwave, I'd Piss My Pants and Forget Who I Was for About Half an Hour or So | Randy and Evi Quaid are Squatters, Crazy


Everything You Need to Know About Samira Wiley, The Extraordinary Poussey on 'Orange is the New Black'


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Examining the Most Forgettable Face in Hollywood


F*cking With People: The Movie! | Uncomfortable Humor & You


FYI: Apparently Alexandra Daddario and Her Siblings Got First Pick at the Gene Pool Draft


Famke Janssen Broke Into Her Own House...or Did She?


Felicia Day Explains to Simpletons Why a Black Human Torch is Good But a White Tiger Lily is Bad


Fighting, Finding Jesus and Biting the Hand that Feeds You: This Week in Child Stardom


Five Actors Painfully Unworthy of Their Status | Seriously, What Are You Even Doing Here?


For His Latest Career Move, James Franco Calls the NYTimes Theater Critic a 'Little Bitch'


Forget Wolverine and Jean, Here's Why Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy Are the Best X-Men Love Story


From 'Thoughtless Pig' To Interracial Lesbian Relationship: They Grow Up So Fast, Ireland Baldwin Edition


Gary Oldman Delivers Canned Apology for Dumb Things He Said


George Clooney Got Into a Profanity-Fueled Shouting Match with a Hotel Tycoon Over an Obama Insult


George Clooney Would Like To Know 'What the F**k Is Wrong With' Russell Crowe?


George Clooney's Wedding Will Be Held at Downton Abbey, Because That's What You Do When You're George F*cking Clooney


George Takei vs. Baby Goose


Giant Breasts Do Not An Actress Make | An Argument Against Guest Stars


Given the Choice Between Singing and Beer, Anna Kendrick Chooses Beer, Duh


God Dammit, Chris Brown


God Dammit, Justin Bieber: Pop Fetus Creates Racist Graffiti


Good F'ing Riddance: Why Celebrity "Retirement" is the Best Thing for All of Us


Guy Fieri and His Hairdresser Brawl. We Attempt to Uncover the Possible Reasons


Gwyneth Paltrow Cheating on Chris Martin? Delicious.


Gwyneth Paltrow Hosts the World's Whitest Party


Gwyneth Paltrow Invites Friends Over to Watch Films Starring Gwyneth Paltrow


Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are 'Consciously Uncoupling,' Managing to Make Even a Breakup Sound Pretentious


Hackers: The Hollywood Boogeyman


Happy Birthday, Betty White! | A Celebration of Geriatric Awesome


Happy Birthday, TMZ: You Princes of Class, You Kings of Go F*ck Yourself


Happy Thanksgiving, Friends | Here's Some Bullsh*t


Hard to Give, I'm Never Gonna Forget, But Everybody Needs a Little Forgiveness | Celebrities Are Better than You


Harper's Bazaar Let Kim Kardashian Interview Elizabeth Taylor | I Hate So Much About the Things You Choose To Be


Harrison Ford's 12 Most Delightfully Crotchety Answers From His Reddit AMA


Have You Ever Been So Mad You Turned Racist? Examining the Celebrity Freakout


Here Comes Pimped Children: The Whole "Kids Are Off Limits" Thing Is Now Off the Table


Here's Everything We Know about the Solange/Jay-Z/Beyoncé Situation, the Most Important Story in the World


Here's a Drunk Charlie Sheen Bugging Folks at a Taco Bell Drive-Thru Like a Goddamn Vagrant


Hey Ladies: This is How Real, Ordinary Men Would Look in Sexy Underwear Ads


Hey! What's Ryan Reynolds Doing These Days, Anyway?


Hideous Fatty Jennifer Lawrence Photoshopped to be Worthy of Human Sight


How Celebrity Culture has Ruined Us (and Why That's Not the End of the World)


How Dan Harmon Is Able to Take the Sh*t Out of a Show


How Many F*cks Does Felicia Day Give About What You Think of Her Haircut?


How is Kim Kardashian's Vagina Doing?


Human Tofu with Stubble, Sam Worthington, Arrested For Rightfully Punching Paparazzo


I Actually Feel Sorry for Lindsay Lohan. You May Never Hear Those Words Again.


I Am Officially Sick of Your Sh*t: An Open Letter to Taylor Swift


I Ate Lunch With Keira Knightley and Lived to Gloat About It


I Didn't Realize the Pride Parade Was a Competitive Event Until 'Orange Is the New Black' Won It


I Got A .45 And A Shovel, I Doubt Anyone Would Miss You: Brett Ratner Bails On The Oscars


I Just Have a Lot of Feelings: The Olivia Newton-John/John Travolta Christmas...Thing.


I Really Like Justin Timberlake. Huh.


I Understand Neither Art Nor Fashion


Ian Somerhalder and Norman Reedus Had a Better Weekend Than Any of Us


Idina Menzel's Boob Pops Out During a Live Performance But She Rolls With It Like Champ


Idris Elba Tweets Response to Sad Man's Poem, Noting That You're Damn Right It's Good to Be Idris Elb


If Justin Bieber Gets Recruited into Scientology, I Will Be the Happiest Girl in the World


If You Do Not Meet the Standards of Good Christian Katy Perry, She Will Throw Your Ass Under the Bus


If You Take One Thing Away from This Playboy Interview with Ben Affleck, It's that the Man Profoundly Loves His Wife


If You're Going to Be an Asshole, That's Fine, I Respect Your Choice, But Don't Do It In Front of Me: Dancing With the Stars Cast Backlash Makes Me Tired and Sad


Illegitimate Theatre News: Lindsay Lohan Really Was Cast In That Play, While Shia LaBeouf Got Kicked Out of One


In An Op-Ed For 'NYTimes,' Therapist James Franco Explores Shia LaBeouf's Recent Antics


In Praise of Utter B*tchery: Madonna, We've Missed You


In Single Tweet, Seth Rogen Gets at the Heart of the Hobby Lobby Ruling


In Stark (hee) Contrast to Bieber, the Real Joffrey Just Enjoys a Good Sandwich


In Which I Feel Sorry for a Kardashian


Interview: Richard Ayoade Talks 'The Double'


Is It Better To Burn Out or Fade Away?: A Two-Sided View of Addiction, Death and Public Reaction


It Was Odd Enough Finding Out Mireille Enos Was Alan Ruck's Wife, But The Flirty Half-Nude Photos Are Just Plain Bizarre


It's Lindsay Lohan vs. the Hilton Family--We're Gonna Party Like It's 2006


JTT in the Wild: Because When a Unicorn is Spotted, There Must Be Celebration


James Franco Has Delusions of Talent Grandeur, Is a Tad Creepy, Might Be Crazy. He's the Perfect Tommy Wiseau.


James Franco Responds to His Inclusion on Lindsay Lohan's Sex List


James Franco Says Lindsay Lohan Went Full Fatal Attraction On Him After They Made Out


James Gunn Wants All You Whiny Little Pissbabies to Stop Complaining About Movie Remakes


James Spader Reveals His Flaws to Rolling Stone, and He Really Is Just as Quirkalicious as We Want Him to Be


Jason Biggs Masters the Art of the Douchey Non-Apology


Jason London Arrested, Poops Himself in Patrol Car Because God Loves Wednesday!


Jena Malone Is One Headdress Short Of Being Christina Fallin But Released A Song Called 'Indian Giver' Anyway


Jennifer Aniston Sure is Pregnant a Lot


Jennifer Esposito Trashes Her Ex-Husband Bradley Cooper


Jennifer Lawrence's Best Friend May Be the Only Woman Alive Cooler than Jennifer Lawrence


Jennifer Lopez is the Most Fascinating | Also, I'm Really Looking Forward to That Minority Report Movie


Jennifer Love Hewitt to Replace Mariska Hargitay on SVU?: More "No" Than You Can Shake a Stick At


Jersey Shore Stars Are Now Parents-to-Be and Rehab-itants | At What Point Is This No Longer Entertainment?


Jimmy Fallon's 'The Tonight Show' Cut Shailene Woodley's Gender Politics Discussion from their Broadcast


Jodie Foster's Mel Gibson Love-fest: True Friendship, or Anything To Sell a Movie?


John Cleese Is Way More Important Than You, and Will Take Whatever Time Necessary to Let You Know It


John Oliver and His Wife Have the Perfect Meet-Cute Story


John Travolta's Hair: An Investigation


Johnny Depp Proven Imperfect, Worlds Crumble: When the Good Ones Disappoint


Jon Hamm Calls Justin Bieber a Sh*thead, Warms Hearts across the Globe


Jonah Hill Apologizes for Homophobic Slur, Unwisely Uses the 'Gay Friend' Defense


Just Throw Some Gay At It | CBS Fails GLAAD Test


Justin Bieber Accused of Robbery and Even his Robbery Game Is Weak


Justin Bieber Arrested for Being Justin Bieber


Justin Bieber Being Carried Up the Great Wall of China is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day


Justin Bieber Being Held Back From Attacking Photographers Is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day


Justin Bieber Calls Fan a 'Beached Whale', Teases Her Till She Cries, Might Not Be the Kindest Gentlest Elf in the Workshop


Justin Bieber Takes Racism Game to the Next Level, Sings Song about Joining the KKK


Justin Bieber Thinks He's James Dean. More Like James Oh-My-God-Why-Are-You-Always-the-World's-Worst?


Justin Bieber is Jacked...It's Confusing


Justin Timberlake is the Worst


Justin Timberlake: Hollywood Trying to Make "Fetch" Happen


Kanye West's Wedding Gift to Kim Kardashian Will Make You Believe in True Love


Kardashian Show Mixes it Up, Throws in a Crack Addiction Plotline


Katie Holmes, We Underestimated You


Kelsey Grammer Finds His Life's Work: Correcting Grammar on the Internet


Kevin Spacey Can Be an 'Arrogant SOB' If He Damn Well Wants To


Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Spent Four Hours Photoshopping Their Wedding Pics


Kim Kardashian and the Other Hollywood Marriages That Hock Peanut Butter Loogies on the Idea of Your "Sacred Institution"


Kim Kardashian is Terrible, Part 2,547 (And 7 Celebrities Who Are Wonderful, In an Effort to Counterbalance Said Terrible)


Kim Novak Speaks Out Against That Goddamed Oscars Bullying


Know Your Enemy | Celebrity Sites Are Better Than Us


Kristen Bell Is Pregnant with (Probably) the World's Second Cutest Baby, But We'll Never Know Because Baby Bells Are Private


Kristen Bell Talks About Being Naked Whilst Naked, Because the Universe Loves You and Wants You to Be Happy


Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard Are Boycotting Publications that Pay for Photographs of Celebrity Babies, Because They Are Awesome


LOVE IS DEAD FOREVER | A Look Back at Tom and Katie, The Greatest Love Story of Our or Any Time


Lady Whose Face Is Falling Off Gets Reality Show In Which Cameras Will Follow Her As Her Face Falls Off | Lara Flynn Boyle To Get Reality Show


LeVar Burton Talks About the Beautiful Origins of 'Reading Rainbow' in His Reddit AMA


Leave Britney Alone. Really.


Lee Pace Says That Doing 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Made Him Evil, And Doing 'Marmaduke' Made Him Desperate


Leia and Laverne Are a Couple? Huh. I'd Ship It.


Lena Dunham Addresses That Whole Jezebel Clusterf*ck


Lena Dunham Is Either the Bravest Person on Television or the Dumbest


Leslie Mann Says Jaime Lannister Made a Red Wedding Out of Her Face


Leslie Mann and Judd Apatow Squeezing Into a Naked Lena Dunham T-Shirt Is What Passes for a Post During a Holiday Week


Let's All Collectively Gasp At The Monumental Shade Ronan Farrow Threw At Woody Allen


Let's Be Honest: Is Madonna Just Sad at this Point?


Let's Celebrate Dylan McDermott's Triumphant Return to "American Horror Story" with a Ben Harmon Appreciation Post


Let's Play '90s Child Star Mad Libs with Andrew Keegan!


Let's Pour Some Out for the Stars Who Never Were


Let's Speculate Not-So-Wildly About the Remaining Three "Most Fascinating People" on Baba Wawa's Annual List


Let's Speculate Wildly About Whatever the F**k Donald Trump is Going On About Now


Let's Speculate Wildly About the Contents of Lindsay Lohan's Pink Bag


Let's Take a Break from Celebrity Divorce to Celebrate the Most Adorable Celebrity Love


Life's Hard When You're John Mayer: A Pajiba Pep Talk


Lindsay Lohan in Talks to Play Elizabeth Taylor, and I Tase Myself in a Desperate Effort to Feel Feelings


Lindsay Lohan vs. Amanda Bynes: Two Child Stars Enter, Both Run You Over as They Leave


Lindsay Lohan's Glamorous Hollywood Life (of Being Used Solely to Generate Publicity for Sh*tty Direct-to-Video Fare)


Lindsay Lohan, Kris Kardashian and Fake Babies: The Apocalypse Will Be Televised


Little Teeny, Tiny Maisie Williams Holding a Cow's Nipple Is the Perfect Antidote to Dark 'Game of Thrones' Discussions


Lonely Then, Like an Alien: Britney Spears and the Public View of Mental Illness


Long Story Short, Everyone's Terrible: Your A**hole Round-Up for the Day


Lupita Nyong'o Is Perfection Incarnate, Even When Fearfully Scurrying From a Cobra


Lupita Nyong'o Reads Gossip, is a Flawless Human Being


Mad Shopping, Bro: Zac Efron Skateboards Around the Grocery Store Like Cool People Do


Madonna Dresses as Daenerys Targaryen for Purim, and It Works For Her


Maisie Williams' Terrible Pun Makes for Great Tweet


Maybe the Children Shouldn't Be Our Future: Jaden Smith Says Things


Melissa Leo's Oscar Campaign: Sad, or Sadly Necessary? | A Pajiba Oscar Debate


Melissa McCarthy Responds to Rex Reed with Class and Goodness; We Are Reminded that Rex Reed is a Total Butt Chud


Merry Christmas From the Kardashians | Your Daily Dose of Elegance


Michael Sam Gets a Standing Ovation at a Missouri Basketball Game


Mike Myers Crawls Out of the Woodwork, Speaks to the Kanye-West-George-Bush-Doesn't-Care-About-Black-People Episode


Mila Kunis Does Not Want to Answer Your Boring Interview Questions Anymore, Dipsh*t Journalists


Miley Cyrus Actually Says Something Quite Smart Here. No, Seriously.


Miley Cyrus Is Smarter Than Julianne Hough And Here Is The Proof.


Miley Cyrus' Horrifying New Sex Toy Is, Uh, Not For Rookies


Miley-Porn Enthusiasts Won't Be Disappointed In These Images From Her 'Bangerz' Tour


Mindy McCready and the Curse of Celebrity Rehab: Blurring the Lines Between TV and Treatment


Move Over, Kardashians. There's a New Best Christmas Card Ever.


My BFF 4eva Emma Stone: 15 Celebrity Figures I Wish Were in My Life


My Internal Struggle With This Jessica Simpson Baby Weight Mess


NSYNC to Reunite at VMA Awards, Pajiba Writer Cleans and Presses Her Liveblogging Capelet


Neil Patrick Harris Lost His Hetero-Virginity To a Woman Who Was Dared to Sleep with 'Doogie'


Neil Patrick Harris Took Out His Trouser Snake to Promote 'Hedwig and the Angry Inch'


Nicolas Cage Describes the Methods Behind the Nic Cage School of Acting


Nicole, Your Face Is Hurting Us: A Pajiba Photo Intervention


Nobody Wears No Pants with More Class than Cobie Smulders


Nude Photos of Nicolas Cage May Soon Leak. Here's How to Prepare Yourself


Nut Shrinkage and Bacne. Oh, Snooki, You Are A DELIGHT | Cannonballers, I've Got Your Next Book


OK Magazine Has A Different Notion Of Tragedy Than We Do | Intimating Miscarriages Is The New Black


Of All the Actors You'd Expect to Hook Up, These Two Are Probably Not Among Them


Oh, JK Rowling Crashed the Pottermore Website? Well, Emma Watson Brought Down the Whole U.N.


Oh. My. God. I Think I'm Having Palpitations: The Olivia Newton-John/John Travlota Christmas Album


Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis Welcome Tiny, Presumably Funny Baby Person to the World


Oscar Nominees' First Notable Roles


Our Little Miley Cyrus is a Woman Now | Fred, She's Gotten Her Boobies


Pajiba Tackles the Issues That Matter: The Haircuts Heard 'Round the World


Pajiba's Here To Help: Scamming a Celebrity into a Paternity Scandal for Fun and Profit


Pajiba's Here to Help: Tips for Successful Oscar Presentation


Patrick Stewart's Perfect Twitter Reaction To 'The Guardian' Accidentally Outing Him As Gay


Patton Oswalt Doesn't Just Feed the Internet Trolls, He Beats and Starves Them First


Patton Oswalt Is Checking Himself Into Twitter Rehab


People Magazine 'Consciously Uncouples' Itself from Gwyneth Paltrow's Good Graces


Pictures, Paparazzi and Pleasantries: Do Celebrities Owe Us Anything?


Plath. Austen. Didion. O'Connor. Snooki. | Illiterates Writing Books For Illiterates


Play the New Game: 'Who Is Elisabeth Moss Talking About?' Fred Armisen vs. Scientology Edition


Playboy: Lindsay Lohan's Last Gasp?


Pop Star Smokes Bong Thing, Moms of the World Are Outraged | But Underage Pole Dancing's Still Cool


Pregnant Celebrities Don't Need Your Help


Quick Question: Did Katy Perry Make the Honking Sound When She Grabbed Anna Kendrick's Boob?


Quit F**king Calling Christina Hendricks Fat | Celebrities Are Better than You


RIP, Damon Lindelof's Twitter


Rape and Hollywood's Gravitation Toward Clunky Similes


Ray Romano Gets Lucky, Josh Malina Gets Hate F*cked And Our Top Five Episodes Of The Week


Ready Your Kleenex: Liam Neeson Talks Natasha Richardson


Really?: Charlie Sheen Given Another Show...And It's a TV Version of Anger Management


Reminder: Amy Poehler's Early Career Stock Photos Are an Internet Blessing


Renee Zellweger Botoxes The Famous Lemon Out Of Her Face


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