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In her Reddit AMA, Amy Poehler Reveals Adam Scott's Scent and Promises To Mentally Destroy Nick Offerman

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Another Actress Comes Forward to Reveal Years of Rape and Abuse by Bill Cosby

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Anjelica Huston Alleges That Ryan O'Neal Beat the Shit Out of Her, Talks Being Arrested with Roman Polanski

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The Fault in Our Stars: Does It Matter if Celebrities Are Bad People?

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People Should Be Able to Do What They Want with Their Bodies, Even If It Means Crushing Your Ribs for 7 Years

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Kevin Smith Shaved His Beard. GROW IT BACK! GROW IT BACK!

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10 Celebrity Couples Whose Relationships Are Less Memorable than JLaw and Chris Martin's Will Be in 5 Years

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Amy Poehler Explains to Howard Stern Her Porn Preferences

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Mindy Kaling Mistaken For Malala Yousafzai

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A CumberBUNCH of Videos from The Graham Norton Show

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How To Make The Rock Look Small

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Twitter's Favorite Supermodel, Chrissy Teigen, Skedaddles After Death Threats Over Ill-Timed Joke

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How Do You Feel About Halloween? Kirk Cameron's Here To Ruin That

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Aaron Paul Is Legit Pissed at the Hypocrisy of Toys 'R Us Pulling the 'Breaking Bad' Action Figures

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Felicia Day Writes About Her #GamerGate Fears and Unlike Chris Kluwe, Is Immediately Doxxed

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Here's an alphabetical listing of all our Celebrities Are Better than You:

"Flawless" Remix Leaks, Possibly Proving Flaws in Beyoncé Empire


"Two, three, even four new Kardashian spinoffs" | THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER


'Cause If You're Dying To Be Led, They'll Lead You Up the Hill in Chains To Their Popular Refrains | Eat, Pray, Be Superior


'Downton Abbey' Water Bottle Gaffe to Water Charity Fundraiser


'Fargo's' Allison Tolman Lobbies for Emmy, Kicks Twitter Ass, Is Klassy as Sh*t


'Fargo's' Allison Tolman Shuts Down Body-Shamers on Twitter, Is Our Favorite New Person


'Guardian' Journalist Endeavors to Find Out if Jonah Hill's Reputation as a Douche Is Accurate


'Justified's' Jacob Pitts Has the Best Harrison Ford Story Ever


'Married Christian Man' Kanye West Defends Wheelchair Incident, Throws Ben Affleck Under the Bus


'SNL's' Cecily Strong Calls Out 'Bully Dickheads' for Suggesting She's Pregnant


10 Celebrity Couples Whose Relationships Are Less Memorable than JLaw and Chris Martin's Will Be in 5 Years


10 Things We Love Despite the Presence of Paris Hilton


11 Celebrity Baby Names That Have Garnered Far More Attention Than Anything Remotely Important Ever


17 Year Old Prince Is Cooler Than You Will Ever Be


1985 Meets 1995 in Surreal Video of Debbie Gibson Singing a Mariah Carey Song in 2014


2010's 5 Most Vivid Signs of the Coming Endtimes | 2010: A Year In Which Celebrities Were Better Than You


4Chan Douche Hacks and Posts Nudes of Jennifer Lawrence, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Brie Larson and Other Female Stars because the Internet Is the Worst Place in the World


5 Celebrity Facts That Will Blow Your Mindhole


5 Fascinating and/or Unsettling Facts You Might Not Know About Gary Oldman


50 Cent's Worst First Pitch Ever Is Not Just a Personal Failure, It's an Institutional Failure of Society


7 Mostly Terrible Things That Independent Prosecutor Kenneth Starr Has Been Up To Since the Lewinsky Scandal


75-Year-Old Former American Citizen Tina Turner Resurfaces in Switzerland, And She Looks Great


A Critical Review Of Taylor Swift's New Video 'Shake It Off'


A CumberBUNCH of Videos from The Graham Norton Show


A Fond and Loving Farewell to Joanna Robinson On Her Last Day at Pajiba


A Gold Digger Can't Catch a Break | Celebrities Are Better Than You


A Guide to the Best TV Show Instagrams You Must Follow


A Heartening Follow-Up to That Kate Mulgrew Debacle


A Lengthy Feminist Treatise on Miley Cyrus's VMA Performance and Its Societal Impact


A Measured and Lengthy Treatise on Lindsay Lohan's Conquest List


A Tale of Two Airheads: Sarah Palin vs Poppy Carlton from 'Almost Royal'


Aaron Paul Is Legit Pissed at the Hypocrisy of Toys 'R Us Pulling the 'Breaking Bad' Action Figures


Aaron Paul Will Never Let Us Forget How Very Grateful He Is


Aaron Rodgers Proves that Not Every NFL Player Has the Soul of a Colostomy Bag


Abercrombie & Fitch vs. The Situation: A Douche Against Douche Cage Match to the Finish


About the Time Charming Potato and Shia LaBeouf Went on a Drunk Vandalism Spree Together


About the Time Pajiban Prince Nathan Fillion Shut Down Justin Bieber's Entourage


About the Time Peter Dinklage Watched a Man Die, and How He Didn't Realize He May Have Been Responsible for the Man's Death


Accomplished Dancer Emilie Livingston Set to Marry Smoking Hot Actor from 'The Fly,' 'Jurassic Park'


After Being Misunderstood, Unfairly Maligned and Labeled a Homophobic Bigot, Alec Baldwin Writes a Dissertation on Why He's Leaving Public Life


Ah, The Good Ole Days When Sluts Were Fancier | Celebrities Are Better than You Are


Alexandra Daddario Reacts to the Knowledge that President Obama Has Seen Her Boobs


All You Ever Wanted Was Someone to Take Care of Ya. All You're Ever Losin' is a Little Mascara | An Open Letter to Jessica Simpson


Allison Williams Got Engaged, and the 'People' Magazine Comments Section Offers Their, Uh, Congratulations?


Alright, Taylor Swift, Are We Gonna Do This Or What?


Alyson Hannigan Tweets Darling Ovary Punching Picture of Her Daughters in MacLaren's Pub


Amanda Bynes Has ... AN IMPOSTER!


Amanda Bynes on Psychiatric Hold After Attempted Self-Immolation


Amanda Bynes's Mom Insists Her Daughter Has No Mental Illness Whatsoever, Was Under the Influence of Marijuana


Amy Adams Gives Up Seat, Demonstrates that Stars Are (Sometimes) Good People Too


Amy Poehler Explains to Howard Stern Her Porn Preferences


Amy Poehler Has a New Boyfriend, And It's a Good One


Amy Poehler Speaks Out About Her 'Sad' and 'Painful' Divorce to Will Arnett


Amy Poehler and 'Parks and Rec' Do Make- A-Wish


An Extensive Investigation into Emma Stone's Qualifications for her new 'Cabaret' Role


An Open Apology to Jenny McCarthy


An Open Letter To Par*s Hilt*n | Celebrities Are Better Than You


An Open Letter to Blake Lively's Publicist


An Open Letter to Chris Brown


An Open Letter to Gwyneth Paltrow


An Open Letter to Jon Hamm's Penis


An Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan and Oprah


And Now A Word With Lars Von Trier


And Now, Let's Check In With Charlie Sheen | A Pajiba Summation


Anderson Cooper Wants to Know How Alec Baldwin Will Lie His Way Out of Homophobic Slurs This Time; Alec Baldwin Doesn't Disappoint


Andrew Garfield Blames the Studio for the Failures of 'The Amazing Spider-Man 2'


Andrew Garfield Didn't Bail on Batkid--He Took Him to Disneyland


Andrew Garfield Plays Basketball with Kids in His Spiderman Costume, Ovaries Explode Nationwide


Andrew Keegan Now Has His Own Religion. If That Sentence Did Not Give You a Brain Aneurysm, You Deserve YOUR Own Religion


Angelina Jolie's Supersweet Wedding Gown Featured the Jolie-Pitt Kids' Drawings


Anjelica Huston Alleges That Ryan O'Neal Beat the Shit Out of Her, Talks Being Arrested with Roman Polanski


Anna Kendrick Thinks It Would Be 'Super F**cking Stressful' To Be on 'Most Beautiful' Lists ... Uh, About That


Anna Kendrick's Oscar Weekend Diary Proves She's JUST LIKE US!


Another Actress Comes Forward to Reveal Years of Rape and Abuse by Bill Cosby


Another One Bites the Dust: Leah Remini Leaves Scientology


Another Open Letter to Taylor Swift


Are You F*cking With Us or Not? Ashton and Demi's Road to the Finish


Arguing with Myself About Jennifer Lopez


Arnett Poehler XXXXX


As Reports that Eva Mendes is Pregnant with Ryan Gosling's Baby Surface, We Commiserate Over the Loss of 5 Perfect Celebrity Couples


Ashton Kutcher: A True Hero


At Some Point We Must Ask Ourselves, "Is It Me?" | The Aniston Problem


Baby Bumps, Real and/or Imagined: You Guys. Seriously. Hollywood is F*cked Up.


Baby, Come Over, I Need Entertaining. I Had a Stilted, Pretending Day | "Celebrities Are Better than You"


Backdoor Teen Mom Gives the Greatest Interview About Womanity That You Will Ever Read


Beautiful, Rich, Blonde Women Need to Stop Giving Life Advice


Beautifully Airbrushed Olivia Wilde Breastfeeds Her Baby on the Cover of 'Glamour'


Because I Need These To Be Lies Like I Need Oxygen or Booze | Justin Bieber Remake Rumors


Because We Know You've Been Waiting For It: Here's Your Chance to Go to Space With Leonard DiCaprio


Being Pretty is HARD, Y'all


Ben Affleck and Bill Maher on Islamophobia


Benedict Cumberbatch Hates Homophobes, Will "Fight Them to the Death"


Benedict Cumberbatch Knows You Think He Looks Like an Inbred Otter, Is Cool With It


Beyoncé's Sister Solange Attacks Jay-Z in an Elevator in our Generation's Zapruter Film


Bieber Fans Hack Esperanza Spalding's Wiki: I Belieb That Children Are Our Future


Bieber Finally Gets His Boo


Big Man, Little Dog: 20 Celebrity Men with Tiny Dogs


Bill Maher Decided to Play the 'Celebrities Say Offensively Stupid Sh*t About Current Events on Twitter' Game, Too!


Bill Murray Celebrated the Long Weekend by Surprising Fans at a St. Paul Saints Game


Bill Murray Makes His Ubercool Picks for the Ghostbusters 3 Female Leads


Billy Eichner and His Celebrity Pals Go on a Hilarious Twitter Tirade Against Burger King for Plagiarism


Blake Lively Announces Pregnancy in the Most Unctuous Way Imaginable


Blake Lively Has Ruined a Perfectly Good Canadian White Boy


Blake Lively Says Things, Frolics in a F**king Meadow


Blake Lively Starts a New Company Devoted to All the Things She's So Good At


Blake Lively's Response To A Bee Swarm Attack Is Open For Interpretation


Brad Pitt Has a Gun In His House, Despite His Six Kids (And You Might, Too, If You Were Brad Pitt)


Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Subverted My Plans, and Got Married in France Last Saturday


Brad Pitt, Cool Guy Extraordinaire, Plays the Tambourine Like a Boss


Breckin Meyer Has Very Unkind Things To Say About 'Saved By The Bell's' Dustin Diamond and His Penis


Breezy Had a Seize-y and It's All Your Fault


Brittany Murphy's Mom Attempts to Squash Reports that Her Daughter was Murdered, Raises Eyebrows


Bryan Cranston Responds to Toys R Us Evicting His Walter White Action Figure


Cameron Diaz vs. Kirsten Dunst in the Battle of Vapid Remarks


Captain Tight Pants Has A Birthday Wish That Only You Can Help Fulfill!


Casey Kasem to be Buried in Norway


Cecily Strong Responds to Rumors that She's Pissed About Getting the 'Weekend Update' Shaft


Cee-Lo Green Can Stick His Rape Tweet Non-Apology Up His Ass


Cee-Lo Green Tweets His Definition of Rape, World Cries


Celebrities Who Were Incognito at San Diego Comic Con


Celebrities You Didn't Realize Were 9/11 Truthers


Celebrity Apologies: The Good, The Bad and the *Facepalm*


Celebrity Bullsh*t: 2011's Greatest Gifts of All


Celebrity Couples I Must Befriend At Once


Celebrity Parenting Round-Up: Vaccines and Diapers are Bad, Gwyneth's Life Is Hard


Celebrity Relationships: Confusion over Anna Kendrick's Boyfriend, and Gwyneth Paltrow Dates a Showrunner


Celebs Misunderstand Feminism, Make Me Sexist as a Result


Charles Saatchi Divorcing Nigella Lawson Because She Didn't Defend Him When He Choked Her. Wait ... what?


Charlie Sheen Hurls His Crazy Into the Void


Charlie Sheen is an Awful Human Being, Part 6,539


Charlie Sheen to Die in Horrific Car Accident...Cue the Laugh Track!


Cheating, Truth-Telling, PR and Being 22 In Public: Assessing this Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson Mess


Check Out The Big, Round Hairy Cojones On Meryl Streep As She Rips Disney A New One


Chelsea Handler Rips on Britney Spears and her "Two Personalities"


Cher Admits She Might Not Be Flawless, Becomes Flawless in the Process


Chris Brown Wore a Halloween Costume


Chris Brown is This Generation's Martin Luther King, Jr. and Jesus, Says Man Who Urinates on Children


Chris Brown is a Lot Like Jesus


Chris O'Dowd Handles Loss the Old Fashioned Way: With a Flask Full of Old Fashioneds


Chris Pratt Is Super Honest About What It Means to Be an Actor in Hollywood


Chris Pratt Sings His Heart Out at Wrigley Stadium


Chris Pratt Stole Guardians Costume to Visit Sick Kids, Is Flaw-Free


Chris Pratt Takes the Ice Bucket Challenge


Chris Pratt's High School Photos Are a Thing of Beauty. Awkward, Geeky Beauty


Christina Hendricks Proves There's No Better Way Into Washington Than to Be On One of Obama's Favorite TV Shows


Christmas is Canceled: There Will Be No Kardashian Kristmas Special. Please. Remain Calm.


Classy Ian McKellen Responds to Damian Lewis' Accusation that McKellan Is a 'Fruity Actor' Who 'Only Plays Wizards'


Cops Called in After Alec Baldwin Rightfully Gets Belligerent with Member of the Paparazzi


Could Charlie Sheen (Literally) Win?: A Pajiba Debate


Courteney Cox & David Arquette: Candid and Refreshing, or a Weird Marketing Trick Designed to Make Us Super Uncomfortable?


Curtis 'Booger' Armstrong Explains Why John Cusack Disavowed 'Better Off Dead'


DJ Clark Gregg Proves He Is the Funkiest SHIELD Agent


DJ Tilda Swinton Will Rock Your Goddamn Socks Off


Damon Lindelof Admits He Quit Twitter Because Of Hurt Feelings Over 'Lost' Criticism


Dan Cortese Responds to Stefon's Mockery on 'SNL'


Daniel Radcliffe Posits the Radical Notion that Men Aren't Entitled to Women's Vaginas, Earns All-Access Pass to Mine


Danielle 'Topanga' Fishel Responds After Internet Calls Her a 'Fat Cougar' In Her Wedding Dress


David Lynch Drinks Ten to Twenty Cups of Coffee a Day, Suddenly David Lynch Makes a Little More Sense


David Schwimmer Helped Police Crack the Case in a Prostitute Stabbing


Definitive Proof that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Vampires


Dial-A-Star, and the Human Tragedy of...TWENTY F*CKING DOLLARS A MINUTE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?


Discussing Gender Roles With Izzie Stevens: Katherine Heigl Begins Her Comeback Tour By Addressing 'Those' Comments


Don't Panic: A Cursory Overview of Tabloid-Speak to Get You Through This Troubled Time


Donald Glover Apparently Learned from Dan Harmon How to Get Pissy on Twitter


Drake Refuses to do Magazine Press After 'Rolling Stone' Took Away His Cover in Favor of Philip Seymour Hoffman


Earning Forgiveness is Overrated: The Comeback Concept


Eddie Vedder's Ice Bucket Challenge Is the Most Dad Ice Bucket Challenge of Them All


Elisabeth Moss Calls Her Short-Lived Marriage to Fred Armisen 'Extremely Traumatic and Awful and Horrible'


Ellen Page's Coming Out Speech Is a Thing of Beauty


Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield Brilliantly Use the Evil Power of the Paparazzi for Good


Emma Stone and Colin Firth Are the Old Bickering Married Couple Vaudevillian Dreams Are Made Of


Emmy Nominees and the Snubbed React on Twitter


Evan Rachel Wood Talks About Feeling "like Meat" at Vanity Fair Photo Shoot


Ever Have That Unshakable Feeling Like Nothing Will Ever Be OK Again? Me Too | Reality TV's Highest Earners


Every Little Thing He Does is Douchey: Shia LaBeouf Plagiarizes Dan Clowes and Yahoo Answers


Every Time Anna Kendrick Tweets, an Angel Retires To Its Bunk


Every Time Catherine Revved Up the Microwave, I'd Piss My Pants and Forget Who I Was for About Half an Hour or So | Randy and Evi Quaid are Squatters, Crazy


Everything You Need to Know About Samira Wiley, The Extraordinary Poussey on 'Orange is the New Black'


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Examining the Most Forgettable Face in Hollywood


F*cking With People: The Movie! | Uncomfortable Humor & You


FYI: Apparently Alexandra Daddario and Her Siblings Got First Pick at the Gene Pool Draft


Famke Janssen Broke Into Her Own House...or Did She?


Felicia Day Explains to Simpletons Why a Black Human Torch is Good But a White Tiger Lily is Bad


Felicia Day Writes About Her #GamerGate Fears and Unlike Chris Kluwe, Is Immediately Doxxed


Fighting, Finding Jesus and Biting the Hand that Feeds You: This Week in Child Stardom


Five Actors Painfully Unworthy of Their Status | Seriously, What Are You Even Doing Here?


Following His Latest Box-Office Bomb, Here's the First 5 People I'd Audition to Play Nic Cage in the Movie of His Life


For His Latest Career Move, James Franco Calls the NYTimes Theater Critic a 'Little Bitch'


Forget Wolverine and Jean, Here's Why Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy Are the Best X-Men Love Story


Frances McDormand Has Some Very Strong Feelings About Plastic Surgery


Freddie Prinze Jr. Tries to Start a Fight with Kiefer Sutherland, Fails Miserably


From 'Thoughtless Pig' To Interracial Lesbian Relationship: They Grow Up So Fast, Ireland Baldwin Edition


From the Mouth of a Babe: Jessica Chastain Wants to Know "Where Is the Scarlett Johansson Superhero Movie? "


Gabrielle Union Speaks Out Against "The Fappening," Vultures and the Victimization of Women


Gary Oldman Delivers Canned Apology for Dumb Things He Said


Gaze Upon The Terrifying Faces Of Hollywood's Angry, Raging Feminist Beasts


Gene Simmons Tells Depressed People to Kill Themselves, Can Go F*ck Himself


George Clooney Got Into a Profanity-Fueled Shouting Match with a Hotel Tycoon Over an Obama Insult


George Clooney Said the Perfect Thing to a Nervous Anna Kendrick the First Time They Met


George Clooney Would Like To Know 'What the F**k Is Wrong With' Russell Crowe?


George Clooney's Wedding Will Be Held at Downton Abbey, Because That's What You Do When You're George F*cking Clooney


George Takei vs. Baby Goose


Gerard Depardieu Drinks 14 Bottles of Wine a Day, Kills Lions, Is Generally Better Than You


Giant Breasts Do Not An Actress Make | An Argument Against Guest Stars


Given the Choice Between Singing and Beer, Anna Kendrick Chooses Beer, Duh


God Dammit, Chris Brown


God Dammit, Justin Bieber: Pop Fetus Creates Racist Graffiti


Good F'ing Riddance: Why Celebrity "Retirement" is the Best Thing for All of Us


Guy Fieri and His Hairdresser Brawl. We Attempt to Uncover the Possible Reasons


Gwyneth Paltrow Cheating on Chris Martin? Delicious.


Gwyneth Paltrow Hosts the World's Whitest Party


Gwyneth Paltrow Invites Friends Over to Watch Films Starring Gwyneth Paltrow


Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are 'Consciously Uncoupling,' Managing to Make Even a Breakup Sound Pretentious


Hackers: The Hollywood Boogeyman


Hairy Fishnuts? Poor Benedict Cumberbatch Can't Say Penguins


Haley Joel Osment Ate the Kid from 'The Sixth Sense'


Hannibal Buress Calls Bill Cosby a Smug-Faced Rapist


Happy Birthday, Betty White! | A Celebration of Geriatric Awesome


Happy Birthday, TMZ: You Princes of Class, You Kings of Go F*ck Yourself


Happy Thanksgiving, Friends | Here's Some Bullsh*t


Hard to Give, I'm Never Gonna Forget, But Everybody Needs a Little Forgiveness | Celebrities Are Better than You


Harper's Bazaar Let Kim Kardashian Interview Elizabeth Taylor | I Hate So Much About the Things You Choose To Be


Harrison Ford's 12 Most Delightfully Crotchety Answers From His Reddit AMA


Haters Dismissed: Anne Hathaway Looks Amazing in this Month's Elle UK


Have You Ever Been So Mad You Turned Racist? Examining the Celebrity Freakout


Here Comes Pimped Children: The Whole "Kids Are Off Limits" Thing Is Now Off the Table


Here's Everything We Know about the Solange/Jay-Z/Beyoncé Situation, the Most Important Story in the World


Here's Your Murderer's Row of Celebrity Anti-Vaccination Truthers


Here's a Drunk Charlie Sheen Bugging Folks at a Taco Bell Drive-Thru Like a Goddamn Vagrant


Hey Everybody! Please Leave Poor Dustin Diamond Alone!


Hey Ladies: This is How Real, Ordinary Men Would Look in Sexy Underwear Ads


Hey! What's Ryan Reynolds Doing These Days, Anyway?


Hideous Fatty Jennifer Lawrence Photoshopped to be Worthy of Human Sight


How Celebrity Culture has Ruined Us (and Why That's Not the End of the World)


How Dan Harmon Is Able to Take the Sh*t Out of a Show


How Do You Feel About Halloween? Kirk Cameron's Here To Ruin That


How Many F*cks Does Felicia Day Give About What You Think of Her Haircut?


How To Make The Rock Look Small


How in God's Name Did Katy Perry End Up on ESPN's College Gameday?


How is Kim Kardashian's Vagina Doing?


Human Tofu with Stubble, Sam Worthington, Arrested For Rightfully Punching Paparazzo


I Actually Feel Sorry for Lindsay Lohan. You May Never Hear Those Words Again.


I Am Officially Sick of Your Sh*t: An Open Letter to Taylor Swift


I Ate Lunch With Keira Knightley and Lived to Gloat About It


I Didn't Realize the Pride Parade Was a Competitive Event Until 'Orange Is the New Black' Won It


I Got A .45 And A Shovel, I Doubt Anyone Would Miss You: Brett Ratner Bails On The Oscars


I Just Have a Lot of Feelings: The Olivia Newton-John/John Travolta Christmas...Thing.


I Really Like Justin Timberlake. Huh.


I Understand Neither Art Nor Fashion


I'm Necessary Evil: Tom Hardy Pulls off the Best Ever Wedding Party Photobomb


Ian Somerhalder and Norman Reedus Had a Better Weekend Than Any of Us


Idina Menzel's Boob Pops Out During a Live Performance But She Rolls With It Like Champ


Idris Elba Tells Kimmel He Doesn't Want to Scare the World with His Giant...Microphone


Idris Elba Tweets Response to Sad Man's Poem, Noting That You're Damn Right It's Good to Be Idris Elb


If Justin Bieber Gets Recruited into Scientology, I Will Be the Happiest Girl in the World


If You Do Not Meet the Standards of Good Christian Katy Perry, She Will Throw Your Ass Under the Bus


If You Take One Thing Away from This Playboy Interview with Ben Affleck, It's that the Man Profoundly Loves His Wife


If You're Going to Be an Asshole, That's Fine, I Respect Your Choice, But Don't Do It In Front of Me: Dancing With the Stars Cast Backlash Makes Me Tired and Sad


Illegitimate Theatre News: Lindsay Lohan Really Was Cast In That Play, While Shia LaBeouf Got Kicked Out of One


In An Op-Ed For 'NYTimes,' Therapist James Franco Explores Shia LaBeouf's Recent Antics


In Celebrity Mad Libs News, Jennifer Lawrence Is Allegedly Dating Chris Martin


In Pictures: 30 Actors and their Not-As-Famous But No-Less-Worthy Spouses


In Praise of Utter B*tchery: Madonna, We've Missed You


In Single Tweet, Seth Rogen Gets at the Heart of the Hobby Lobby Ruling


In Stark (hee) Contrast to Bieber, the Real Joffrey Just Enjoys a Good Sandwich


In Which I Feel Sorry for a Kardashian


In her Reddit AMA, Amy Poehler Reveals Adam Scott's Scent and Promises To Mentally Destroy Nick Offerman


Interview: Richard Ayoade Talks 'The Double'


Is It Better To Burn Out or Fade Away?: A Two-Sided View of Addiction, Death and Public Reaction


Is Kevin Smith's Box-Office Disaster, 'Tusk,' the End of His Filmmaking Career or a Much-Needed Wake-Up Call?


It Was Odd Enough Finding Out Mireille Enos Was Alan Ruck's Wife, But The Flirty Half-Nude Photos Are Just Plain Bizarre


It's Lindsay Lohan vs. the Hilton Family--We're Gonna Party Like It's 2006


JTT in the Wild: Because When a Unicorn is Spotted, There Must Be Celebration


James Franco Has Delusions of Talent Grandeur, Is a Tad Creepy, Might Be Crazy. He's the Perfect Tommy Wiseau.


James Franco Responds to His Inclusion on Lindsay Lohan's Sex List


James Franco Says Lindsay Lohan Went Full Fatal Attraction On Him After They Made Out


James Franco Writes Sh*tty Poems About Other Celebrities


James Gunn Wants All You Whiny Little Pissbabies to Stop Complaining About Movie Remakes


James Spader Reveals His Flaws to Rolling Stone, and He Really Is Just as Quirkalicious as We Want Him to Be


Jason Biggs Masters the Art of the Douchey Non-Apology


Jason London Arrested, Poops Himself in Patrol Car Because God Loves Wednesday!


Jay Pharoah's Impression of Chris Rock In Front of Chris Rock Is Fun


Jena Malone Is One Headdress Short Of Being Christina Fallin But Released A Song Called 'Indian Giver' Anyway


Jennifer Aniston Sure is Pregnant a Lot


Jennifer Esposito Trashes Her Ex-Husband Bradley Cooper


Jennifer Garner Acknowledges Baby Bump, But Not the Kind with a Baby Inside


Jennifer Garner Won't Let Ben Affleck Be Friends with Kevin Smith, Which Is Fine Since Ben Affleck Won't Let Jennifer Garner Be Friends with Mark Ruffalo


Jennifer Lawrence Responds to Nude Photo Leak


Jennifer Lawrence's Best Friend May Be the Only Woman Alive Cooler than Jennifer Lawrence


Jennifer Lopez Expresses Anger Through Hashtags After She and Leah Remini Were Rear-Ended by a Drunk Driver


Jennifer Lopez is the Most Fascinating | Also, I'm Really Looking Forward to That Minority Report Movie


Jennifer Love Hewitt to Replace Mariska Hargitay on SVU?: More "No" Than You Can Shake a Stick At


Jenny McCarthy Continues to Be So Dumb It Hurts


Jersey Shore Stars Are Now Parents-to-Be and Rehab-itants | At What Point Is This No Longer Entertainment?


Jessica Chastain Wants to Lead a Superhero Film


Jimmy Fallon's 'The Tonight Show' Cut Shailene Woodley's Gender Politics Discussion from their Broadcast


Jodie Foster's Mel Gibson Love-fest: True Friendship, or Anything To Sell a Movie?


John Cleese Is Way More Important Than You, and Will Take Whatever Time Necessary to Let You Know It


John Grisham Thinks We Should Cut Old Dudes a Break For Looking at Underage Porn


John Malkovich Recreates Iconic Photos Throughout History with Stunning Results


John Oliver and His Wife Have the Perfect Meet-Cute Story


John Travolta's Hair: An Investigation


Johnny Depp Proven Imperfect, Worlds Crumble: When the Good Ones Disappoint


Jon Hamm Calls Justin Bieber a Sh*thead, Warms Hearts across the Globe


Jon Stewart Has Now Rejected Job Offers From CBS, ABC, And NBC over the Course of his Career


Jonah Hill Apologizes for Homophobic Slur, Unwisely Uses the 'Gay Friend' Defense


Joseph Gordon-Levitt Talks Feminism, Women Against Feminism and His Mom


Just Throw Some Gay At It | CBS Fails GLAAD Test


Justin Bieber Accused of Robbery and Even his Robbery Game Is Weak


Justin Bieber Arrested for Being Justin Bieber


Justin Bieber Being Carried Up the Great Wall of China is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day


Justin Bieber Being Held Back From Attacking Photographers Is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day


Justin Bieber Calls Fan a 'Beached Whale', Teases Her Till She Cries, Might Not Be the Kindest Gentlest Elf in the Workshop


Justin Bieber Takes Racism Game to the Next Level, Sings Song about Joining the KKK


Justin Bieber Thinks He's James Dean. More Like James Oh-My-God-Why-Are-You-Always-the-World's-Worst?


Justin Bieber is Jacked...It's Confusing


Justin Timberlake is the Worst


Justin Timberlake: Hollywood Trying to Make "Fetch" Happen


Kanye West's Wedding Gift to Kim Kardashian Will Make You Believe in True Love


Kanye's Wheelchair Misunderstanding Video, A Digital Autopsy


Kardashian Show Mixes it Up, Throws in a Crack Addiction Plotline


Katie Holmes, We Underestimated You


Katy Perry Is An Entertainment Powerhouse


Kelsey Grammer Finds His Life's Work: Correcting Grammar on the Internet


Kevin Smith Shaved His Beard. GROW IT BACK! GROW IT BACK!


Kevin Spacey Can Be an 'Arrogant SOB' If He Damn Well Wants To


Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Spent Four Hours Photoshopping Their Wedding Pics


Kim Kardashian and the Other Hollywood Marriages That Hock Peanut Butter Loogies on the Idea of Your "Sacred Institution"


Kim Kardashian is Terrible, Part 2,547 (And 7 Celebrities Who Are Wonderful, In an Effort to Counterbalance Said Terrible)


Kim Novak Speaks Out Against That Goddamed Oscars Bullying


Know Your Enemy | Celebrity Sites Are Better Than Us


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