An Open Letter to Chris Brown
By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Celebrities Are Better than You on February 16, 2012
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Is It Better To Burn Out or Fade Away?: A Two-Sided View of Addiction, Death and Public Reaction
By Courtney Enlow and John Hall
| Posted Under Celebrities Are Better than You on February 14, 2012
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Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before: Hollywood, Desperation and Pathetic Grasps at Youth
By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Celebrities Are Better than You on February 2, 2012
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That Time Mark Wahlberg Almost Treated Terrorism Like Reese Witherspoon's Dad, and Other Stupid Things Famous People Say
By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Celebrities Are Better than You on January 19, 2012
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Happy Birthday, Betty White! | A Celebration of Geriatric Awesome
By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Celebrities Are Better than You on January 17, 2012
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So You're a Celebrity Baby: A Pajiba Manual for Better Living
By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Celebrities Are Better than You on January 12, 2012
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Lindsay Lohan in Talks to Play Elizabeth Taylor, and I Tase Myself in a Desperate Effort to Feel Feelings
By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Celebrities Are Better than You on January 10, 2012
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I Am Officially Sick of Your Sh*t: An Open Letter to Taylor Swift
By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Celebrities Are Better than You on January 5, 2012
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Celebrity Bullsh*t: 2011's Greatest Gifts of All
By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Celebrities Are Better than You on January 3, 2012
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"Two, three, even four new Kardashian spinoffs" | THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER.
By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Celebrities Are Better than You on December 8, 2011
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Christmas is Canceled: There Will Be No Kardashian Kristmas Special. Please. Remain Calm.
By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Celebrities Are Better than You on November 29, 2011
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Pajiba's Here To Help: Scamming a Celebrity into a Paternity Scandal for Fun and Profit
By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Celebrities Are Better than You on November 17, 2011
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Why Do We Forgive?: A Pajiba Discussion
By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Think Pieces on November 10, 2011
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I Got A .45 And A Shovel, I Doubt Anyone Would Miss You: Brett Ratner Bails On The Oscars
By TK | Posted Under Celebrities Are Better than You on November 8, 2011
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Happy Birthday, TMZ: You Princes of Class, You Kings of Go F*ck Yourself
By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Celebrities Are Better than You on November 8, 2011
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Here's an alphabetical listing of all our Celebrities Are Better than You:
"Two, three, even four new Kardashian spinoffs" | THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER
'Cause If You're Dying To Be Led, They'll Lead You Up the Hill in Chains To Their Popular Refrains | Eat, Pray, Be Superior
11 Celebrity Baby Names That Have Garnered Far More Attention Than Anything Remotely Important Ever
2010's 5 Most Vivid Signs of the Coming Endtimes | 2010: A Year In Which Celebrities Were Better Than You
5 Celebrity Facts That Will Blow Your Mindhole
A Gold Digger Can't Catch a Break | Celebrities Are Better Than You
Abercrombie & Fitch vs. The Situation: A Douche Against Douche Cage Match to the Finish
Ah, The Good Ole Days When Sluts Were Fancier | Celebrities Are Better than You Are
All You Ever Wanted Was Someone to Take Care of Ya. All You're Ever Losin' is a Little Mascara | An Open Letter to Jessica Simpson
An Open Letter To Par*s Hilt*n | Celebrities Are Better Than You
An Open Letter to Blake Lively's Publicist
An Open Letter to Chris Brown
An Open Letter to Gwyneth Paltrow
And Now A Word With Lars Von Trier
And Now, Let's Check In With Charlie Sheen | A Pajiba Summation
Are You F*cking With Us or Not? Ashton and Demi's Road to the Finish
At Some Point We Must Ask Ourselves, "Is It Me?" | The Aniston Problem
Baby Bumps, Real and/or Imagined: You Guys. Seriously. Hollywood is F*cked Up.
Baby, Come Over, I Need Entertaining. I Had a Stilted, Pretending Day | "Celebrities Are Better than You"
Because I Need These To Be Lies Like I Need Oxygen or Booze | Justin Bieber Remake Rumors
Being Pretty is HARD, Y'all
Bieber Fans Hack Esperanza Spalding's Wiki: I Belieb That Children Are Our Future
Celebrity Bullsh*t: 2011's Greatest Gifts of All
Charlie Sheen to Die in Horrific Car Accident...Cue the Laugh Track!
Christmas is Canceled: There Will Be No Kardashian Kristmas Special. Please. Remain Calm.
Could Charlie Sheen (Literally) Win?: A Pajiba Debate
Courteney Cox & David Arquette: Candid and Refreshing, or a Weird Marketing Trick Designed to Make Us Super Uncomfortable?
Don't Panic: A Cursory Overview of Tabloid-Speak to Get You Through This Troubled Time
Earning Forgiveness is Overrated: The Comeback Concept
Ever Have That Unshakable Feeling Like Nothing Will Ever Be OK Again? Me Too | Reality TV's Highest Earners
Every Time Catherine Revved Up the Microwave, I'd Piss My Pants and Forget Who I Was for About Half an Hour or So | Randy and Evi Quaid are Squatters, Crazy
F*cking With People: The Movie! | Uncomfortable Humor & You
Five Actors Painfully Unworthy of Their Status | Seriously, What Are You Even Doing Here?
Giant Breasts Do Not An Actress Make | An Argument Against Guest Stars
Hackers: The Hollywood Boogeyman
Happy Birthday, Betty White! | A Celebration of Geriatric Awesome
Happy Birthday, TMZ: You Princes of Class, You Kings of Go F*ck Yourself
Happy Thanksgiving, Friends | Here's Some Bullsh*t
Hard to Give, I'm Never Gonna Forget, But Everybody Needs a Little Forgiveness | Celebrities Are Better than You
Harper's Bazaar Let Kim Kardashian Interview Elizabeth Taylor | I Hate So Much About the Things You Choose To Be
How Celebrity Culture has Ruined Us (and Why That's Not the End of the World)
I Am Officially Sick of Your Sh*t: An Open Letter to Taylor Swift
I Got A .45 And A Shovel, I Doubt Anyone Would Miss You: Brett Ratner Bails On The Oscars
I Really Like Justin Timberlake. Huh.
If You're Going to Be an Asshole, That's Fine, I Respect Your Choice, But Don't Do It In Front of Me: Dancing With the Stars Cast Backlash Makes Me Tired and Sad
In Praise of Utter B*tchery: Madonna, We've Missed You
Is It Better To Burn Out or Fade Away?: A Two-Sided View of Addiction, Death and Public Reaction
Jennifer Lopez is the Most Fascinating | Also, I'm Really Looking Forward to That Minority Report Movie
Jennifer Love Hewitt to Replace Mariska Hargitay on SVU?: More "No" Than You Can Shake a Stick At
Jodie Foster's Mel Gibson Love-fest: True Friendship, or Anything To Sell a Movie?
Just Throw Some Gay At It | CBS Fails GLAAD Test
Kim Kardashian and the Other Hollywood Marriages That Hock Peanut Butter Loogies on the Idea of Your "Sacred Institution"
Know Your Enemy | Celebrity Sites Are Better Than Us
Lady Whose Face Is Falling Off Gets Reality Show In Which Cameras Will Follow Her As Her Face Falls Off | Lara Flynn Boyle To Get Reality Show
Leave Britney Alone. Really.
Let's Pour Some Out for the Stars Who Never Were
Lindsay Lohan in Talks to Play Elizabeth Taylor, and I Tase Myself in a Desperate Effort to Feel Feelings
Lindsay Lohan's Glamorous Hollywood Life (of Being Used Solely to Generate Publicity for Sh*tty Direct-to-Video Fare)
Melissa Leo's Oscar Campaign: Sad, or Sadly Necessary? | A Pajiba Oscar Debate
Merry Christmas From the Kardashians | Your Daily Dose of Elegance
Nicole, Your Face Is Hurting Us: A Pajiba Photo Intervention
Nut Shrinkage and Bacne. Oh, Snooki, You Are A DELIGHT | Cannonballers, I've Got Your Next Book
OK Magazine Has A Different Notion Of Tragedy Than We Do | Intimating Miscarriages Is The New Black
Our Little Miley Cyrus is a Woman Now | Fred, She's Gotten Her Boobies
Pajiba's Here To Help: Scamming a Celebrity into a Paternity Scandal for Fun and Profit
Pajiba's Here to Help: Tips for Successful Oscar Presentation
Plath. Austen. Didion. O'Connor. Snooki. | Illiterates Writing Books For Illiterates
Playboy: Lindsay Lohan's Last Gasp?
Pop Star Smokes Bong Thing, Moms of the World Are Outraged | But Underage Pole Dancing's Still Cool
Quit F**king Calling Christina Hendricks Fat | Celebrities Are Better than You
Rape and Hollywood's Gravitation Toward Clunky Similes
Really?: Charlie Sheen Given Another Show...And It's a TV Version of Anger Management
Slutty Gollum Attacked By People With Sh*tty Taste In Music | Celebrities Are Better Than You
So You're a Celebrity Baby: A Pajiba Manual for Better Living
Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before: Hollywood, Desperation and Pathetic Grasps at Youth
Talent? Skill? A Kardashian Craves Not These Things
Ted Williams: Human Hollywood Metaphor | Opportunity Knocks Once Then the Door Slams Shut
That Time Mark Wahlberg Almost Treated Terrorism Like Reese Witherspoon's Dad, and Other Stupid Things Famous People Say
The 15 Minutes Concept | You Are All Goddamn Liars
The Corpsiest People in Hollywood | Necro-fabulous
The Finest Excuses in the History of Celebrity F*ck Ups
The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever Pulled Was Convincing the World He Wasn't Charlie Sheen | Charlie Sheen: American Psycho
The Greatest and/or Most Ridiculous Celebrity Products
The Heirs to the Glimmering World | Child Stardom, or A Legal Way To Kill Your Children
The Oscars: They Could Have Been Worse
The PC Term is "Hymenally Challenged" | Teen Movies And You
The Quarantine Has Been Compromised. The Disease is No Longer Contained: Presenting Jersey Shore's UK Counterpart
The Respectability Threshold: When an Actor Becomes a Brand
The Stars of Our Youth Who've Aged Most Impressively (As Seen at The TV Land Awards, in Descending Order)
The Ungrateful Dead and the Judgmental Living: Why Celebrity Deaths Bring Out the Worst In Us
There May Be a Justin Bieby: Maury Moments of the Stars
There, There, Ladies. Someday, You Too Shall Find Your Joe Francis | Rapey Douchetwats and the Women Who Marry Them
They Breathe Coke and They Have Affairs With Each Passing Rock Star | 2010's Top 5 Reasons Celebrities Are Truly Better Than You
They Will Let Literally Anyone Do This: The Kardashians Pen Their First Novel
This Isn't Working, You, My Middlebrow F*ck-up | Lindsay Lohan Gives Me No Choice
Two and a Half Men Took the High Road...Then Hilariously Farted On It
We Need To Talk About Courtney Stodden
We Need to Have a Talk About All the Naked Photos: A Pajiba Conversation About Your T*tty Shots
What Do You Do?: A Pajiba Examination
What Ever Happened to Class?: In Which I Attempt to Pinpoint the Exact Moment Dignity Died
When "It's The Thought That Counts" Seems Like a Big Damn Lie | Those Jersey Shore People Fight Bullying
Why Do We Forgive?: A Pajiba Discussion
Why Do You Keep Using That Word? I Don't Think It Means What You Think It Means | Bristol Palin and The Situation Shill For Abstinence
Why We Hate: Lea Michele | A Pajiba Examination
You Were Warned | Another Jersey Shore Person Gets A Book
Your First Look at The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn | Looks Like ... Every Other Mo-Cap Movie
Your Illegitimate Child & You: A Lesson in PR From Your Local Marketing Professional