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The Paparazzi Are Evil...Until You Need to Squash a Story with Your Cute Kids

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In 'Yeah, We Know' News, Bobby Flay Cheated on His Wife with January Jones

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It Has Been A Bad Week. Let's Take A Break With Some Hot Feminists

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Women in Comedy Talk about What It Means to Be a Woman in Comedy

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8 Sad, Bitter, and Mysterious Fallings-Out Between Once Famous Partnerships

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Lena Headey Wrote a Beautiful and Inspiring Message to Her Unborn Daughter

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Whatever Happened to Scott Patterson, Who Played Luke on 'Gilmore Girls'?

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Amy Schumer Tackles Bill Cosby And His Dumb-Ass Defenders

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Someone Should Tell Jonathan Rhys Meyers That Alcohol Addiction Is Rarely Temporary

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Turns Out, Jeremy Piven Is a Douche In a Totally Unexpected Way!

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Come Join Us! Gwyneth Paltrow and Her Trainer Have Formed the Ultimate Mutual Admiration Society

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That Time Justin Bieber Covered Boyz II Men Dressed Like Diane Keaton

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Chris Pratt Proves He's Smarter Than the Average Avenger

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10 Years Ago, Tom Cruise Proved He Truly Is the Greatest Actor Alive

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So Long, Dave. Now Let's Crown The New Lovable Asshole Of Late Night

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"Flawless" Remix Leaks, Possibly Proving Flaws in Beyoncé Empire


"Two, three, even four new Kardashian spinoffs" | THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER


"Vaccinate Your Goddamn Kids": A Jimmy Kimmel PSA We Shouldn't Need


#AskHerMore is For Everyone Who Hates Red Carpet Diet Questions


'Black-ish' Creator Kenya Barris Calls Out Judd Apatow for Bill Cosby Obsession


'Broad City' Offers The Perfect Response To Subtle Street Harassment


'Cause If You're Dying To Be Led, They'll Lead You Up the Hill in Chains To Their Popular Refrains | Eat, Pray, Be Superior


'Downton Abbey' Water Bottle Gaffe to Water Charity Fundraiser


'Fargo's' Allison Tolman Lobbies for Emmy, Kicks Twitter Ass, Is Klassy as Sh*t


'Fargo's' Allison Tolman Shuts Down Body-Shamers on Twitter, Is Our Favorite New Person


'Felicity's' Amy Jo Johnson, the Original Pink Power Ranger, Resurfaced Wearing Her Old Power Ranger Outfit


'Guardian' Journalist Endeavors to Find Out if Jonah Hill's Reputation as a Douche Is Accurate


'Hunger Games' Star Schools Miley Cyrus And Taylor Swift On Cultural Appropriation


'Jane the Virgin's' Gina Rodriguez Reassesses Her Views on Feminism


'Justified's' Jacob Pitts Has the Best Harrison Ford Story Ever


'Married Christian Man' Kanye West Defends Wheelchair Incident, Throws Ben Affleck Under the Bus


'Obsessed with Dadbod,' Rob Lowe Shares the Secrets Behind His Eternal Youth


'SNL's' Cecily Strong Calls Out 'Bully Dickheads' for Suggesting She's Pregnant


'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Box-Office Prospects Are Seriously Being Threatened


'That's Your F*cking Question?' Cate Blanchett Interviews Are the Best Interviews


'The Walking Dead's' Tyrese Berates a Subway Car for Lack of Humanity


10 Celebrity Couples Whose Relationships Are Less Memorable than JLaw and Chris Martin's Will Be in 5 Years


10 Pants-Igniting Things Oscar Isaac Is the Absolute Best At


10 Things We Love Despite the Presence of Paris Hilton


10 Years Ago, Tom Cruise Proved He Truly Is the Greatest Actor Alive


11 Celebrity Baby Names That Have Garnered Far More Attention Than Anything Remotely Important Ever


12 Takeaways from Gwyneth Paltrow's Interview with Howard Stern


17 Year Old Prince Is Cooler Than You Will Ever Be


1985 Meets 1995 in Surreal Video of Debbie Gibson Singing a Mariah Carey Song in 2014


2010's 5 Most Vivid Signs of the Coming Endtimes | 2010: A Year In Which Celebrities Were Better Than You


2014: Your Year in Bieber


4Chan Douche Hacks and Posts Nudes of Jennifer Lawrence, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Brie Larson and Other Female Stars because the Internet Is the Worst Place in the World


5 Celebrity Facts That Will Blow Your Mindhole


5 Fascinating and/or Unsettling Facts You Might Not Know About Gary Oldman


5 Hilarious Facts You Didn't Know about James Marsden


50 Cent's Worst First Pitch Ever Is Not Just a Personal Failure, It's an Institutional Failure of Society


6 Times Actors Suffered Lapses In Likeability: A "Seriously, You Said That?" List


7 Mostly Terrible Things That Independent Prosecutor Kenneth Starr Has Been Up To Since the Lewinsky Scandal


75-Year-Old Former American Citizen Tina Turner Resurfaces in Switzerland, And She Looks Great


8 Sad, Bitter, and Mysterious Fallings-Out Between Once Famous Partnerships


A Clearly Traumatized Dax Shepard Recounts Kristen Bell's Birth Story


A Critical Review Of Taylor Swift's New Video 'Shake It Off'


A CumberBUNCH of Videos from The Graham Norton Show


A Duggar Husband Tried to Run a Cat Over with a Sled; Whole Family Is Made of Garbage


A Fond and Loving Farewell to Joanna Robinson On Her Last Day at Pajiba


A Gold Digger Can't Catch a Break | Celebrities Are Better Than You


A Guide to the Best TV Show Instagrams You Must Follow


A Heartening Follow-Up to That Kate Mulgrew Debacle


A Jackass Director Had the Audacity to Tell Dame Judi Dench That Everything Was Wrong with Her Face


A Lengthy Feminist Treatise on Miley Cyrus's VMA Performance and Its Societal Impact


A Look at the Early, Possibly Embarrassing Breakout Roles of Last Night's Oscar Winners


A Measured and Lengthy Treatise on Lindsay Lohan's Conquest List


A Partial List of Things 'Mad Max: Fury Road''s Charlize Theron Could Do To Me, And I Wouldn't Even Care


A Rundown of all the Marriages, Divorces, and Engagements Over the Holidays


A Tale of Two Airheads: Sarah Palin vs Poppy Carlton from 'Almost Royal'


ANDREW GARFIELD AND EMMA STONE HELD HANDS AND EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK


Aaron Paul Is Legit Pissed at the Hypocrisy of Toys 'R Us Pulling the 'Breaking Bad' Action Figures


Aaron Paul Wants What We All Want: To See Him Cameo on 'Better Call Saul'


Aaron Paul Will Never Let Us Forget How Very Grateful He Is


Aaron Paul, Chris Pratt, and The Rock Are Already Doing 2015 Better than We Are


Aaron Rodgers Proves that Not Every NFL Player Has the Soul of a Colostomy Bag


Abercrombie & Fitch vs. The Situation: A Douche Against Douche Cage Match to the Finish


About That Time Emilia Clarke Asked Channing Tatum and His Wife to Do Sex Things With Her


About the Time Charming Potato and Shia LaBeouf Went on a Drunk Vandalism Spree Together


About the Time Pajiban Prince Nathan Fillion Shut Down Justin Bieber's Entourage


About the Time Peter Dinklage Watched a Man Die, and How He Didn't Realize He May Have Been Responsible for the Man's Death


About the Time That Prick David Caruso Literally Nearly Killed 'Deadwood' Creator David Milch


Accomplished Dancer Emilie Livingston Set to Marry Smoking Hot Actor from 'The Fly,' 'Jurassic Park'


Adrianne Palicki Is Open to a (Fictional, Character-Based) Relationship With Jeremy Renner


After Being Misunderstood, Unfairly Maligned and Labeled a Homophobic Bigot, Alec Baldwin Writes a Dissertation on Why He's Leaving Public Life


Ah, The Good Ole Days When Sluts Were Fancier | Celebrities Are Better than You Are


Alan Thicke Likes to Make Love to His Wife While Listening to His Son's Music


Alex Garland, Writer and Director of 'Ex Machina', Did an AMA


Alexandra Daddario Reacts to the Knowledge that President Obama Has Seen Her Boobs


Alice Eve Thinks Bruce Jenner Is 'Playing at Being a Woman'


All The Celebs Who Are Boycotting Indiana Because Of Its Bigoted "Religious Freedom" Bullshit


All You Ever Wanted Was Someone to Take Care of Ya. All You're Ever Losin' is a Little Mascara | An Open Letter to Jessica Simpson


All the Reasons Why Dan Harmon Wins For Best Wedding of All Time


Allison Tolman Talks Fame, Internet Trolls and Making Real Change for Women


Allison Williams Got Engaged, and the 'People' Magazine Comments Section Offers Their, Uh, Congratulations?


Allison Williams Talks About Her Dad's Suspension from NBC


Alright, Taylor Swift, Are We Gonna Do This Or What?


Alyson Hannigan Tweets Darling Ovary Punching Picture of Her Daughters in MacLaren's Pub


Amanda Bynes Has ... AN IMPOSTER!


Amanda Bynes on Psychiatric Hold After Attempted Self-Immolation


Amanda Bynes's Mom Insists Her Daughter Has No Mental Illness Whatsoever, Was Under the Influence of Marijuana


Amanda Peet and Sarah Paulson Playing Grabass Is the Only SAG Awards Highlight You Need to See


Amy Adams Gives Up Seat, Demonstrates that Stars Are (Sometimes) Good People Too


Amy Adams and Tim Burton Did a Gorgeously Creepy Thing Together


Amy Poehler Explains to Howard Stern Her Porn Preferences


Amy Poehler Has a New Boyfriend, And It's a Good One


Amy Poehler Honors Harris Wittels


Amy Poehler Speaks Out About Her 'Sad' and 'Painful' Divorce to Will Arnett


Amy Poehler and 'Parks and Rec' Do Make- A-Wish


Amy Schumer Immortalizes Tilda Swinton with An Introduction Speech for the Ages


Amy Schumer Tackles Bill Cosby And His Dumb-Ass Defenders


Amy Schumer Tells Fat Shaming Trolls Where They Can Get Off


Amy Schumer Would Really Like It If Theaters Would Stop Showing Kevin Hart Movies


An Extensive Investigation into Emma Stone's Qualifications for her new 'Cabaret' Role


An Incredibly Important Twitter Voice Has Been Silenced. No, Not That One.


An Open Apology to Jenny McCarthy


An Open Letter To Par*s Hilt*n | Celebrities Are Better Than You


An Open Letter to Blake Lively's Publicist


An Open Letter to Chris Brown


An Open Letter to Gwyneth Paltrow


An Open Letter to Jon Hamm's Penis


An Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan and Oprah


Analyzing the Adorableness of the 'Jane the Virgin' Cast's Twitter Accounts


Analyzing the General, All Pervasive Terror of J.K. Simmons


And Bill Cosby Just Dealt with a Heckler In the Word's Most Innappropriate Way


And Now A Word With Lars Von Trier


And Now, Deep Thoughts by Jon Snow


And Now, Let's Check In With Charlie Sheen | A Pajiba Summation


Anderson Cooper Wants to Know How Alec Baldwin Will Lie His Way Out of Homophobic Slurs This Time; Alec Baldwin Doesn't Disappoint


Andrew Garfield Blames the Studio for the Failures of 'The Amazing Spider-Man 2'


Andrew Garfield Didn't Bail on Batkid--He Took Him to Disneyland


Andrew Garfield Plays Basketball with Kids in His Spiderman Costume, Ovaries Explode Nationwide


Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Are Reportedly Done--I Am Not Handling It Well


Andrew Keegan Now Has His Own Religion. If That Sentence Did Not Give You a Brain Aneurysm, You Deserve YOUR Own Religion


Andrew Keegan's Cult Has Ended Exactly the Way You Would Expect


Angelina Jolie Continues to Inspire with Her It's Okay to Be Different Speech to Kids


Angelina Jolie's Supersweet Wedding Gown Featured the Jolie-Pitt Kids' Drawings


Anjelica Huston Alleges That Ryan O'Neal Beat the Shit Out of Her, Talks Being Arrested with Roman Polanski


Anna Kendrick Demands to See Daario's Dick on 'Game of Thrones'


Anna Kendrick Thinks It Would Be 'Super F**cking Stressful' To Be on 'Most Beautiful' Lists ... Uh, About That


Anna Kendrick Will Now Dazzle Us in a Different Medium


Anna Kendrick and Taran Killam Geek Out Over the 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" Theme Song on Twitter


Anna Kendrick on 'Time' Considering Banning the Word 'Feminist': 'Ugh. That's a F**king Bummer'


Anna Kendrick's Oscar Weekend Diary Proves She's JUST LIKE US!


Anna Kendrick, Liam Neeson, and Eddie Redmayne Get Pervy About Cartoons


Anne Hathaway Hasn't Changed; We Changed, And For the Better


Another Actress Comes Forward to Reveal Years of Rape and Abuse by Bill Cosby


Another One Bites the Dust: Leah Remini Leaves Scientology


Another Open Letter to Taylor Swift


Are You F*cking With Us or Not? Ashton and Demi's Road to the Finish


Are You Guys Trying to Kill Bono? U2 Singer Severely Injured After Second Mishap in a Week


Arguing with Myself About Jennifer Lopez


Arnett Poehler XXXXX


As Reports that Eva Mendes is Pregnant with Ryan Gosling's Baby Surface, We Commiserate Over the Loss of 5 Perfect Celebrity Couples


As a 'Card-Carrying Feminist,' Terry Crews Is Really Excited For the New 'Ghostbusters'


Ashton Kutcher: A True Hero


At Some Point We Must Ask Ourselves, "Is It Me?" | The Aniston Problem


Australia Doesn't Care How Sexy Johnny Depp Was, They May Kill His Dogs


Ava DuVernay Doesn't Give a F*ck About the Oscars, Gives Lots of F*cks About Oprah


Avengers Assemble ... to Sing. Bring the Jazz Hands!


Aziz Ansari Remembers Harris Wittels With Inappropriate Work Email


Baby Bumps, Real and/or Imagined: You Guys. Seriously. Hollywood is F*cked Up.


Baby, Come Over, I Need Entertaining. I Had a Stilted, Pretending Day | "Celebrities Are Better than You"


Backdoor Teen Mom Gives the Greatest Interview About Womanity That You Will Ever Read


Badass Helen Mirren Want to Be in the Next Fast & Furious Film


Barrymore, Timberlake, Hanks, Affleck, Walken: SNL's Five-Timers Club Tell Hosting Tales


Beautiful, Rich, Blonde Women Need to Stop Giving Life Advice


Beautifully Airbrushed Olivia Wilde Breastfeeds Her Baby on the Cover of 'Glamour'


Because I Need These To Be Lies Like I Need Oxygen or Booze | Justin Bieber Remake Rumors


Because Someone Had To: Cate Blanchett Explains Women Still Like Movies After Menopause


Because We Know You've Been Waiting For It: Here's Your Chance to Go to Space With Leonard DiCaprio


Before They Were Stars: Revisiting Peter Capaldi and Craig Ferguson's Punk Band, The Dreamboys


Being Pretty is HARD, Y'all


Ben Affleck Was Caught Whispering to Jennifer Lopez at the Oscars -- Let's Speculate Wildly about It!


Ben Affleck and Bill Maher on Islamophobia


Benedict Cumberbatch Describes Sherlock Having Sex, and You Should Read This Very, Very Slowly


Benedict Cumberbatch Finally Speaks About That Alleged Fassbender Dance-Off


Benedict Cumberbatch Hates Homophobes, Will "Fight Them to the Death"


Benedict Cumberbatch Is Adorably Terrible At Fallon's Newest Game


Benedict Cumberbatch Knows You Think He Looks Like an Inbred Otter, Is Cool With It


Benedict Cumberbatch Marries, Valentine's Day Tainted for Thousands


Benedict Cumberbatch Proves His Name Has Nothing to Do With Melting Your Panties


Bestselling Author Throws Embarrassing Hissyfit on Twitter After Book Snub


Betty White Is Getting a Lifetime Achievement Emmy


Beyoncé's Sister Solange Attacks Jay-Z in an Elevator in our Generation's Zapruter Film


Bieber Fans Hack Esperanza Spalding's Wiki: I Belieb That Children Are Our Future


Bieber Finally Gets His Boo


Big Boo from 'Orange is the New Black' Has Shed 50 Pounds


Big Man, Little Dog: 20 Celebrity Men with Tiny Dogs


Bill Cosby Rape Victim Wonders Why It Took Hannibal Buress' Joke Before Anyone Would Listen to Her


Bill Cosby Tweets Thanks To His Celeb Defenders. All Two Of Them


Bill Cosby Will Not Dignify Those Rape Accusations with a Response (But His Lawyer Will)


Bill Maher Decided to Play the 'Celebrities Say Offensively Stupid Sh*t About Current Events on Twitter' Game, Too!


Bill Murray Celebrated the Long Weekend by Surprising Fans at a St. Paul Saints Game


Bill Murray Makes His Ubercool Picks for the Ghostbusters 3 Female Leads


Bill Nye, Key & Peele Fight Racism With Science And Satire


Billy Corgan Is Still a Smug, Sniveling Prick


Billy Crystal Clarifies: He's Not Opposed to Gay Sex Scenes, He's Opposed to ALL Sex Scenes


Billy Eichner and His Celebrity Pals Go on a Hilarious Twitter Tirade Against Burger King for Plagiarism


Billy Joel Calls Taylor Swift Haters "Snoots," Takes a Swing at Sexism While He's At It


Blake Lively Announces Pregnancy in the Most Unctuous Way Imaginable


Blake Lively Has Ruined a Perfectly Good Canadian White Boy


Blake Lively Says Things, Frolics in a F**king Meadow


Blake Lively Starts a New Company Devoted to All the Things She's So Good At


Blake Lively's Response To A Bee Swarm Attack Is Open For Interpretation


Bobby Brown's Family Is Filming a Reality Show


Brad Pitt Has a Gun In His House, Despite His Six Kids (And You Might, Too, If You Were Brad Pitt)


Brad Pitt Leads Sing-Along On How to Pronounce David Oyelowo's Name


Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Subverted My Plans, and Got Married in France Last Saturday


Brad Pitt, Cool Guy Extraordinaire, Plays the Tambourine Like a Boss


Breckin Meyer Has Very Unkind Things To Say About 'Saved By The Bell's' Dustin Diamond and His Penis


Breezy Had a Seize-y and It's All Your Fault


Brittany Murphy's Mom Attempts to Squash Reports that Her Daughter was Murdered, Raises Eyebrows


Broadway Audiences Simply Cannot Handle Being In the Presence of Hugh Jackman


Bryan Cranston Responds to Toys R Us Evicting His Walter White Action Figure


But Seriously, How Is Madonna Getting Younger?


Calling Out The Craven: George R. R. Martin Offers To Screen 'The Interview' At HIS Theater


Cameron Diaz vs. Kirsten Dunst in the Battle of Vapid Remarks


Can We Talk About What a Pathetic, Lousy Human Being This Suspended ESPN Reporter Is?


Captain Tight Pants Has A Birthday Wish That Only You Can Help Fulfill!


Cards Against Humanity Does Something Good For (Wo)Mankind


Casey Kasem to be Buried in Norway


Cecily Strong Responds to Rumors that She's Pissed About Getting the 'Weekend Update' Shaft


Cee-Lo Green Can Stick His Rape Tweet Non-Apology Up His Ass


Cee-Lo Green Tweets His Definition of Rape, World Cries


Celebrating the Unlikely and Magical Friendship of Amy Schumer and Tilda Swinton


Celebrities Who Were Incognito at San Diego Comic Con


Celebrities You Didn't Realize Were 9/11 Truthers


Celebrity Apologies: The Good, The Bad and the *Facepalm*


Celebrity Bullsh*t: 2011's Greatest Gifts of All


Celebrity Couples I Must Befriend At Once


Celebrity Parenting Round-Up: Vaccines and Diapers are Bad, Gwyneth's Life Is Hard


Celebrity Relationships: Confusion over Anna Kendrick's Boyfriend, and Gwyneth Paltrow Dates a Showrunner


Celebs Misunderstand Feminism, Make Me Sexist as a Result


Channing Tatum Writes the Best Emails


Charles Saatchi Divorcing Nigella Lawson Because She Didn't Defend Him When He Choked Her. Wait ... what?


Charlie Sheen Comes to 'Hero' Brian Williams' Defense Against 'Cowards' and 'Oligarchs'


Charlie Sheen Hurls His Crazy Into the Void


Charlie Sheen is an Awful Human Being, Part 6,539


Charlie Sheen to Die in Horrific Car Accident...Cue the Laugh Track!


Charlize Theron Explains 'Mad Max: Fury Road's' Feminist Credentials


Cheating, Truth-Telling, PR and Being 22 In Public: Assessing this Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson Mess


Check Out Jared Leto's Hair in that Awkward Stage Between Allman Brother and the Joker


Check Out The Big, Round Hairy Cojones On Meryl Streep As She Rips Disney A New One


Check Out the Latest Edition of Hollywood's Confusing Celebrity Doppelgängers


Chelsea Handler Rips on Britney Spears and her "Two Personalities"


Cher Admits She Might Not Be Flawless, Becomes Flawless in the Process


Chewbacca Is Impressed By Harrison Ford's Quick Recovery After Actor Has Another Accident


Chris Brown Wore a Halloween Costume


Chris Brown is This Generation's Martin Luther King, Jr. and Jesus, Says Man Who Urinates on Children


Chris Brown is a Lot Like Jesus


Chris Evans And Chris Pratt Continue Their Tour of Awesomeness


Chris Evans Says Goodbye to the Beard, and Hello to Back-to-Back Marvel Films


Chris Evans Tweets Out a Salute to Heroic Fellow Captain America


Chris Evans and Chris Pratt Dominate the Only Super Bowl Photos You Need to See


Chris Evans and Chris Pratt Made a Super Bowl Bet to Melt All Hearts and Pants


Chris Evans and Hemsworth Throw Interview, Talk Post-Marvel Careers as Breast Pump Cleaners


Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner Call Black Widow a Slut and a Whore


Chris Hardwick Has A Lot Of Thoughts About Nipples


Chris O'Dowd Handles Loss the Old Fashioned Way: With a Flask Full of Old Fashioneds


Chris O'Dowd Sheepishly Admits to Pulling the Meanest Long Con on His Newborn Son


Chris Pratt Does an AMA, Continues to be Amazing


Chris Pratt Gets His Ass Kicked at Dinosaur Trivia By An Adorable Kid


Chris Pratt Is Super Honest About What It Means to Be an Actor in Hollywood


Chris Pratt Is an Actual Real-Life Superhero Who Kicks Down Doors and Saves Babies


Chris Pratt Proves He's Smarter Than the Average Avenger


Chris Pratt Sends Nick Offerman Pictures Of His Poop On His Birthday


Chris Pratt Sings His Heart Out at Wrigley Stadium


Chris Pratt Stole Guardians Costume to Visit Sick Kids, Is Flaw-Free


Chris Pratt Takes the Ice Bucket Challenge


Chris Pratt Working Through His Body Issues Is Good Therapy For All of Us


Chris Pratt Would Really Like It If You STOPPED HITTING ON HIS WIFE


Chris Pratt's High School Photos Are a Thing of Beauty. Awkward, Geeky Beauty


Chris Rock's Top 5 Reddit AMA Answers: Who Was the Smartest 'SNL' Cast Member?


Chris Rock: Ben Roethlisberger is 'the Original Cosby'


Chrissy Teigen and Katie Cassidy from 'Arrow' Are In a Twitter Fight and It's Glorious!


Christian Bale Says George Clooney and Other Celebrities Should 'Shut Up' About the Tabloids


Christina Aguilera Throws Glorious Shade At Her Pop Peers


Christina Hendricks Proves There's No Better Way Into Washington Than to Be On One of Obama's Favorite TV Shows


Christina Hendricks Transitions from Gorgeous Redhead To Gorgeous Blonde


Christmas is Canceled: There Will Be No Kardashian Kristmas Special. Please. Remain Calm.


Christopher Nolan Throws the Shadiest of Shade in Marvel's Direction


Christopher Nolan's Older Brother Attempted to Escape Prison After Being Accused of a Contract Killing


Classy Ian McKellen Responds to Damian Lewis' Accusation that McKellan Is a 'Fruity Actor' Who 'Only Plays Wizards'


Co-Stars Who Violently Hated Each Other On the Set of their Films


Coachella Is Your One-Stop Shop For Stupid Celebrity Fashion


Cobie Smulders Reveals She Had Ovarian Cancer


Colin Farrell Is Impressed with How Humble Ewan McGregor Is About His Enormous Dick


Colin Jost Says Obama's Two Wins Joke Was 'Incredibly Lame', and as Head Writer of SNL, He Would Know


Come Join Us! Gwyneth Paltrow and Her Trainer Have Formed the Ultimate Mutual Admiration Society


Comedian Moshe Kasher Wants You to Pay His Rent


Conan Shames Jake Gyllenhaal for His Traumatizing, Dad-Made Halloween Costumes


Congratulations Madonna, You Are Officially the Worst Person In the (Theatre) World


Congratulations, Bill Cosby! Your Meme Generator Is Officially the Worst Idea Anyone Had Today


Cops Called in After Alec Baldwin Rightfully Gets Belligerent with Member of the Paparazzi


Could Charlie Sheen (Literally) Win?: A Pajiba Debate


Courteney Cox & David Arquette: Candid and Refreshing, or a Weird Marketing Trick Designed to Make Us Super Uncomfortable?


Craig Ferguson Gives Betty White The Hippo She Wants For Christmas


Curtis 'Booger' Armstrong Explains Why John Cusack Disavowed 'Better Off Dead'


DJ Clark Gregg Proves He Is the Funkiest SHIELD Agent


DJ Tilda Swinton Will Rock Your Goddamn Socks Off


Dame Helen Mirren Says All the Right Things About Confidence and Beauty


Damon Lindelof Admits He Quit Twitter Because Of Hurt Feelings Over 'Lost' Criticism


Dan Cortese Responds to Stefon's Mockery on 'SNL'


Daniel Radcliffe Posits the Radical Notion that Men Aren't Entitled to Women's Vaginas, Earns All-Access Pass to Mine


Danielle 'Topanga' Fishel Responds After Internet Calls Her a 'Fat Cougar' In Her Wedding Dress


Danny Masterson Trashes Scientology Doc, Blames School Shootings on Prozac


David Arquette Got Kicked Out of Justin Bieber's Birthday Party


David Duchovny Is Releasing an Album


David Duchovny Thinks X-Files' Fox Mulder Was the Worst Ever FBI Agent


David Letterman Apologizes to James Corden For Calling Him Tubby


David Lynch Drinks Ten to Twenty Cups of Coffee a Day, Suddenly David Lynch Makes a Little More Sense


David Schwimmer Helped Police Crack the Case in a Prostitute Stabbing


David Tennant and Olivia Colman Get a Look at Broadchurch Fan Art


Dear Generation X: Nothing Will Make You Feel Older Than This


Definitive Proof that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Vampires


Dial-A-Star, and the Human Tragedy of...TWENTY F*CKING DOLLARS A MINUTE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?


Did Andrew Garfield Cheat on Emma Stone?


Did Christian Bale Just Take a Backhanded Swipe at Batfleck?


Did Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively's New Artisanal Baby Cost Someone Their Job?


Discussing Gender Roles With Izzie Stevens: Katherine Heigl Begins Her Comeback Tour By Addressing 'Those' Comments


Don't Be Mad at Trevor Noah for His Twitter Jokes; Be Mad at the Guy He Probably Stole Them From


Don't Panic: A Cursory Overview of Tabloid-Speak to Get You Through This Troubled Time


Donald Glover Apparently Learned from Dan Harmon How to Get Pissy on Twitter


Drake Refuses to do Magazine Press After 'Rolling Stone' Took Away His Cover in Favor of Philip Seymour Hoffman


Drew Barrymore's Humorous Candor About Her Post-Baby Self Image Is Utterly Delightful


Dustin Hoffman Explains the Proud American Tradition of the Kiss Cam


Earning Forgiveness is Overrated: The Comeback Concept


Eddie Murphy Dares You To Not Like His New Reggae Track


Eddie Redmayne's Audition for Bilbo Baggins in 'The Hobbit' Was a Disaster


Eddie Vedder's Ice Bucket Challenge Is the Most Dad Ice Bucket Challenge of Them All


Elisabeth Moss Calls Her Short-Lived Marriage to Fred Armisen 'Extremely Traumatic and Awful and Horrible'


Elisabeth Moss on Which Mad Men Characters She'd F*ck, Marry and Kill


Ellen DeGeneres Lays Smack Down On Homophobic Pastor's Rant


Ellen Degeneres Scares the Hell Out of Kristen Wiig Because Ellen Scaring Celebs Never Gets Old


Ellen Page's Coming Out Speech Is a Thing of Beauty


Email from Sony Leak Reveals Joel McHale To Be ... the Nicest, Most Down-to-Earth Guy Ever


Emily Blunt Decries Flatgate, Cannes Requirement for Women to Wear High Heels


Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield Brilliantly Use the Evil Power of the Paparazzi for Good


Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield Watch Continues with Garfield's Parents


Emma Stone and Colin Firth Are the Old Bickering Married Couple Vaudevillian Dreams Are Made Of


Emmy Nominees and the Snubbed React on Twitter


Erin Andrews Explains Why She Rolled Her Eyes During the Marriage Proposal on 'Dancing with the Stars'


Ernie Hudson Changed His Opinion On the New 'Ghostbusters' Really Damn Fast


Ethan Embry Had a Better Rex Manning Day Than You


Evan Rachel Wood Talks About Feeling "like Meat" at Vanity Fair Photo Shoot


Evans, Pratt and Fallon Photobombing Super Bowl-ers Is the Most Glorious Thing You'll Ever See


Ever Have That Unshakable Feeling Like Nothing Will Ever Be OK Again? Me Too | Reality TV's Highest Earners


Every Little Thing He Does is Douchey: Shia LaBeouf Plagiarizes Dan Clowes and Yahoo Answers


Every Time Anna Kendrick Tweets, an Angel Retires To Its Bunk


Every Time Catherine Revved Up the Microwave, I'd Piss My Pants and Forget Who I Was for About Half an Hour or So | Randy and Evi Quaid are Squatters, Crazy


Everyone In the World Has a Big Ol' Fat Crush on Meryl Streep


Everything You Need to Know About Samira Wiley, The Extraordinary Poussey on 'Orange is the New Black'


Everything about John Travolta that Made Everyone Massively Uncomfortable During the Oscars


Evil Sony Hackers Expose a Bunch of Goofy Celebrity Aliases


Ew.


Examining the Most Forgettable Face in Hollywood


Expert Fashion Commentary On The Met Gala's Most Outrageous Outfits


F*cking With People: The Movie! | Uncomfortable Humor & You


FYI: Apparently Alexandra Daddario and Her Siblings Got First Pick at the Gene Pool Draft


Famke Janssen Broke Into Her Own House...or Did She?


Felicia Day Explains to Simpletons Why a Black Human Torch is Good But a White Tiger Lily is Bad


Felicia Day Writes About Her #GamerGate Fears and Unlike Chris Kluwe, Is Immediately Doxxed


Fighting, Finding Jesus and Biting the Hand that Feeds You: This Week in Child Stardom


Finally, Gwyneth Paltrow Offers a Health Tip We Can All Get Behind


Five Actors Painfully Unworthy of Their Status | Seriously, What Are You Even Doing Here?


Flight Attendants Are Irked with Nicole Kidman Over Her Latest Ad Campaign


Following His Latest Box-Office Bomb, Here's the First 5 People I'd Audition to Play Nic Cage in the Movie of His Life


For His Latest Career Move, James Franco Calls the NYTimes Theater Critic a 'Little Bitch'


Forget Wolverine and Jean, Here's Why Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy Are the Best X-Men Love Story


Former 'Newsroom' Writer Alena Smith Calls Aaron Sorkin Out for Doxing, Misogyny


Frances McDormand Has Some Very Strong Feelings About Plastic Surgery


Freddie Prinze Jr. Tries to Start a Fight with Kiefer Sutherland, Fails Miserably


From 'Thoughtless Pig' To Interracial Lesbian Relationship: They Grow Up So Fast, Ireland Baldwin Edition


From the Depths of His Soul, Jaden Smith Profoundly Tweets About Owen Wilson


From the Mouth of a Babe: Jessica Chastain Wants to Know "Where Is the Scarlett Johansson Superhero Movie? "


Gabrielle Union Speaks Out Against "The Fappening," Vultures and the Victimization of Women


Gal Gadot Responds To Criticisms She's Not Woman Enough To Play Wonder Woman


Game of Thrones' Maisie Williams Deftly Handles Her First Reddit AMA


Game of Thrones' Maisie Williams Previews the First Clip of Arya at House of Black and White


Game of Thrones' Viserys Targaryen Lays Odds on Who'll Win the Iron Throne


Garth Brooks Invites You to Have a Conversation In His Rape Van ... er, On His Facebook Page


Gary Oldman Delivers Canned Apology for Dumb Things He Said


Gaze Upon The Terrifying Faces Of Hollywood's Angry, Raging Feminist Beasts


Gene Simmons Tells Depressed People to Kill Themselves, Can Go F*ck Himself


George Clooney Got Into a Profanity-Fueled Shouting Match with a Hotel Tycoon Over an Obama Insult


George Clooney Said the Perfect Thing to a Nervous Anna Kendrick the First Time They Met


George Clooney Would Like To Know 'What the F**k Is Wrong With' Russell Crowe?


George Clooney's Wedding Will Be Held at Downton Abbey, Because That's What You Do When You're George F*cking Clooney


George R. R. Martin Finally Says the Words We've Longed to Hear


George R. R. Martin Is Understandably Flummoxed by Playboy's Sexy George R. R. Martin Halloween Costume


George Takei vs. Baby Goose


Gerard Depardieu Drinks 14 Bottles of Wine a Day, Kills Lions, Is Generally Better Than You


Giant Breasts Do Not An Actress Make | An Argument Against Guest Stars


Gillian Anderson Handily Wins a Make-Me-Jealous Photo Tweet Contest Against David Duchovny


Gillian Anderson Has a Very Special Place for Her Funko Hannibal Doll


Gillian Anderson Introduces Her Gorgeous Daughter to the World, Announces Guide for Women


Gillian Anderson Is Ready to Date; Gender Is Irrelevant


Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny Just Made All Our Shipping Dreams Come True


Given the Choice Between Singing and Beer, Anna Kendrick Chooses Beer, Duh


God Dammit, Chris Brown


God Dammit, Justin Bieber: Pop Fetus Creates Racist Graffiti


Going Clear Documentary Reveals Who Was Behind Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman's Split


Going Clear's Alex Gibney Says Scientology Bullied the IRS, Addresses Ridiculous Letter


Golden Globe in Hand, Ruth Wilson Speaks Her Mind About Sex Scene Inequality


Good F'ing Riddance: Why Celebrity "Retirement" is the Best Thing for All of Us


Guy Fieri and His Hairdresser Brawl. We Attempt to Uncover the Possible Reasons


Gwyneth Paltrow Cheating on Chris Martin? Delicious.


Gwyneth Paltrow Hosts the World's Whitest Party


Gwyneth Paltrow Invites Friends Over to Watch Films Starring Gwyneth Paltrow


Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks Her Ridiculously Lavish Christmas List Will Make Father Christmas Proud


Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are 'Consciously Uncoupling,' Managing to Make Even a Breakup Sound Pretentious


Gwyneth Paltrow vs. Lena Dunham: Who Reigns Insufferable?


Gwyneth Paltrow's Latest, Greatest Advice Is to Steam-Clean Your Vajayjay


Gwyneth Paltrow's Most Sciencey Advice for Living Your Ultimate Life


Hackers: The Hollywood Boogeyman


Hairy Fishnuts? Poor Benedict Cumberbatch Can't Say Penguins


Haley Joel Osment Ate the Kid from 'The Sixth Sense'


Hannah Hart's Got What You Need For An Entertaining Pot Video: Sarah Silverman


Hannibal Buress Calls Bill Cosby a Smug-Faced Rapist


Happy Birthday Lucy Lawless, You Beautiful, Powerful Giver of No F*cks


Happy Birthday, Betty White! | A Celebration of Geriatric Awesome


Happy Birthday, TMZ: You Princes of Class, You Kings of Go F*ck Yourself


Happy Thanksgiving, Friends | Here's Some Bullsh*t


Hard to Give, I'm Never Gonna Forget, But Everybody Needs a Little Forgiveness | Celebrities Are Better than You


Harper's Bazaar Let Kim Kardashian Interview Elizabeth Taylor | I Hate So Much About the Things You Choose To Be


Harrison Ford's 12 Most Delightfully Crotchety Answers From His Reddit AMA


Haters Dismissed: Anne Hathaway Looks Amazing in this Month's Elle UK


Have You Ever Been So Mad You Turned Racist? Examining the Celebrity Freakout


Have You Ever Wanted to Wear George R.R. Martin on Your Crotch? Now You Can


Hayley Atwell Dressed As Agent Carter For Her Driver's License Photo


Hayley Atwell and James D'Arcy Continue Their Twitter Photo World Domination Tour


Here Are All the Things Roseanne Barr Doesn't Give a Crap About


Here Comes Pimped Children: The Whole "Kids Are Off Limits" Thing Is Now Off the Table


Here's Everything We Know about the Solange/Jay-Z/Beyoncé Situation, the Most Important Story in the World


Here's Tom Hiddleston Singing 'Merry Christmas' in a Southern Accent While Holding a Dog


Here's Your Murderer's Row of Celebrity Anti-Vaccination Truthers


Here's a Drunk Charlie Sheen Bugging Folks at a Taco Bell Drive-Thru Like a Goddamn Vagrant


Here's an Adorable Photo of Lauren Graham and Connie Britton from When They Were Roommates


Here's the Awkward Photo of Sony's Amy Pascal Trying to Embrace Angelina Jolie After 'Spoiled Brat' Email Leak


Here's the Terrible Paul Walker Joke Cut from Justin Bieber's Comedy Central Roast


Here's the Topless Photo of Chelsea Handler Those 'Sexists' Over on Instagram Deleted (NSFW)


Hey Everybody! Please Leave Poor Dustin Diamond Alone!


Hey Ladies: This is How Real, Ordinary Men Would Look in Sexy Underwear Ads


Hey Maine Governor Paul LePage, Pissing Off Stephen King Is Probably a Bad Idea


Hey Marvel, Mark Ruffalo Would Sure Like to Buy Some Black Widow Merchandise


Hey! What's Ryan Reynolds Doing These Days, Anyway?


Hiddleston, Cumberbatch, Knightley, Dormer and More Have Their Way With Famous American Movie Scenes


Hideous Fatty Jennifer Lawrence Photoshopped to be Worthy of Human Sight


History Making Moment: Anna Kendrick, First Woman To Play Uno Ovum


Hollywood Asked Repeatedly That Emily Blunt Be Replaced By A Dude In Her Latest Film


Hollywood's Most Adorable Couple Named Their Second Daughter After a 'Designing Women' Actress?


How Celebrity Culture has Ruined Us (and Why That's Not the End of the World)


How Dan Harmon Is Able to Take the Sh*t Out of a Show


How Did Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman Meet?


How Do You Feel About Halloween? Kirk Cameron's Here To Ruin That


How Many F*cks Does Felicia Day Give About What You Think of Her Haircut?


How To Make The Rock Look Small


How in God's Name Did Katy Perry End Up on ESPN's College Gameday?


How is Kim Kardashian's Vagina Doing?


Hugh Jackman Hints at His Departure from the 'X-Men' Series


Human Tofu with Stubble, Sam Worthington, Arrested For Rightfully Punching Paparazzo


I Actually Feel Sorry for Lindsay Lohan. You May Never Hear Those Words Again.


I Am Officially Sick of Your Sh*t: An Open Letter to Taylor Swift


I Ate Lunch With Keira Knightley and Lived to Gloat About It


I Didn't Realize the Pride Parade Was a Competitive Event Until 'Orange Is the New Black' Won It


I Got A .45 And A Shovel, I Doubt Anyone Would Miss You: Brett Ratner Bails On The Oscars


I Just Have a Lot of Feelings: The Olivia Newton-John/John Travolta Christmas...Thing.


I Really Like Justin Timberlake. Huh.


I Understand Neither Art Nor Fashion


I'm Necessary Evil: Tom Hardy Pulls off the Best Ever Wedding Party Photobomb


Ian McKellan Tells Oxford Students What Would Happen If They Do Not Study for Exams


Ian McKellen Cuddles With That One Direction Kid


Ian Somerhalder and Norman Reedus Had a Better Weekend Than Any of Us


Idina Menzel 'Defends' Her NYE Performance, But Should She Have To?


Idina Menzel's Boob Pops Out During a Live Performance But She Rolls With It Like Champ


Idris Elba Doesn't Care About Spoilers, Is Over This Marvel Green Screen Sh*t


Idris Elba Put His Gorgeous Self In Danger: We Are Equal Parts Impressed and Worried


Idris Elba Tells Kimmel He Doesn't Want to Scare the World with His Giant...Microphone


Idris Elba Tweets Response to Sad Man's Poem, Noting That You're Damn Right It's Good to Be Idris Elb


Idris Elba Tweets a Picture Perfect Response to Those Bond Rumors


If Justin Bieber Gets Recruited into Scientology, I Will Be the Happiest Girl in the World


If These Two Game of Thrones Stars Really Are Dating, The Internet Might Explode


If You Do Not Meet the Standards of Good Christian Katy Perry, She Will Throw Your Ass Under the Bus


If You Take One Thing Away from This Playboy Interview with Ben Affleck, It's that the Man Profoundly Loves His Wife


If You're Going to Be an Asshole, That's Fine, I Respect Your Choice, But Don't Do It In Front of Me: Dancing With the Stars Cast Backlash Makes Me Tired and Sad


Illegitimate Theatre News: Lindsay Lohan Really Was Cast In That Play, While Shia LaBeouf Got Kicked Out of One


In 'Yeah, We Know' News, Bobby Flay Cheated on His Wife with January Jones


In An Op-Ed For 'NYTimes,' Therapist James Franco Explores Shia LaBeouf's Recent Antics


In Case You Were Wondering: Michael Keaton Is Very Secure In Himself, His Batman


In Celebrity Mad Libs News, Jennifer Lawrence Is Allegedly Dating Chris Martin


In His reddit AMA, Mike Rowe Talks About The Mob, Exercise, And QVC


In Honor of Tina Fey's Letterman Strip-Tease, Let's Look Back on the Original


In Pictures: 30 Actors and their Not-As-Famous But No-Less-Worthy Spouses


In Praise of Utter B*tchery: Madonna, We've Missed You


In Single Tweet, Seth Rogen Gets at the Heart of the Hobby Lobby Ruling


In Stark (hee) Contrast to Bieber, the Real Joffrey Just Enjoys a Good Sandwich


In Which I Feel Sorry for a Kardashian


In her Reddit AMA, Amy Poehler Reveals Adam Scott's Scent and Promises To Mentally Destroy Nick Offerman


In the Wake of 'Going Clear,' Here Are Eight Famous Scientologists We Should Rescue


Insufferably Annoying Actress Calls Jennifer Lawrence 'Annoying' and Crass'


Interview: Richard Ayoade Talks 'The Double'


Is 'American Sniper's' Chris Kyle and Hero or, Uh, Something Else? Hollywood and the Media Weigh In


Is Colin Farrell Awesome Again? Letter of Support for Marriage Equality Says Yes.


Is It Better To Burn Out or Fade Away?: A Two-Sided View of Addiction, Death and Public Reaction


Is It Okay for Charles Dance to Speak About Peter Dinklage This Way?


Is Johnny Depp Box Office Poison, or the Most Cunning Man in Hollywood?


Is Kevin Smith's Box-Office Disaster, 'Tusk,' the End of His Filmmaking Career or a Much-Needed Wake-Up Call?


Is Martin Freeman Getting Fed Up with Filming Amid Frenzied Sherlock Fans?


Is Sarah Silverman Working Through a Break-Up with Michael Sheen on Twitter, Or Is She Just Naturally Despondent?


Is The Pope A Feminist Now?


Is Wizarding Royalty About to Become Real World Royalty?


It Has Been A Bad Week. Let's Take A Break With Some Hot Feminists


It Was Odd Enough Finding Out Mireille Enos Was Alan Ruck's Wife, But The Flirty Half-Nude Photos Are Just Plain Bizarre


It's Been 10 Years Since the MTV Movie Awards's Best Ever Moment


It's Just Another Day...to Fall More in Love with Tom Hardy


It's Lindsay Lohan vs. the Hilton Family--We're Gonna Party Like It's 2006


It's OK, Everyone, Sarah Silverman and Michael Sheen Are Still Together


J.K. Rowling Admits on Twitter that She Hid the Truth from Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) for Years


J.K. Rowling Handily Shuts Down Twitterer Complaining About Dumbledore Being Gay


J.K. Rowling Is Doing Her Part to Cut Through Twitter's Toxic Environment


JTT in the Wild: Because When a Unicorn is Spotted, There Must Be Celebration


Jake Gyllenhaal Used to Be in a Boy Band


James Franco Has Delusions of Talent Grandeur, Is a Tad Creepy, Might Be Crazy. He's the Perfect Tommy Wiseau.


James Franco Responds to His Inclusion on Lindsay Lohan's Sex List


James Franco Says Lindsay Lohan Went Full Fatal Attraction On Him After They Made Out


James Franco Writes Sh*tty Poems About Other Celebrities


James Franco Wrote a Really Dumb Essay About the Value of McDonalds for 'The Washington Post'


James Gunn Wants All You Whiny Little Pissbabies to Stop Complaining About Movie Remakes


James Gunn on Guardians 2, Doing Television, and the Show That Caused Him to Fall into Deep Depression


James McAvoy Feels Inadequate Due to Mark Ruffalo's HUGE ... Unicycle


James Spader Reveals His Flaws to Rolling Stone, and He Really Is Just as Quirkalicious as We Want Him to Be


Jamie Dornan Stalked a Woman to Prep For Playing a Serial Killer on 'The Fall'


Jamie Dornan Teases His Kinky Fifty Shades of Grey Research


Jared Leto May Cut His Majestic Hair; We Bid His Locks Adieu


Jason Biggs Masters the Art of the Douchey Non-Apology


Jason London Arrested, Poops Himself in Patrol Car Because God Loves Wednesday!


Jay Pharoah's Impression of Chris Rock In Front of Chris Rock Is Fun


Jeff Bridges Admits He Was As Disappointed With That 'Giver' Adaptation As You Were


Jena Malone Is One Headdress Short Of Being Christina Fallin But Released A Song Called 'Indian Giver' Anyway


Jennifer Aniston Had to Cancel a Scheduled Junket to Promote Her Oscar Nomination


Jennifer Aniston Nonchalantly Discusses Her Dirty Horrible Bosses 2 Necklace


Jennifer Aniston Removes Makeup for Film Role, Bravely Appears Slightly Less Shiny than Usual


Jennifer Aniston Sure is Pregnant a Lot


Jennifer Esposito Trashes Her Ex-Husband Bradley Cooper


Jennifer Garner Acknowledges Baby Bump, But Not the Kind with a Baby Inside


Jennifer Garner Won't Let Ben Affleck Be Friends with Kevin Smith, Which Is Fine Since Ben Affleck Won't Let Jennifer Garner Be Friends with Mark Ruffalo


Jennifer Lawrence Poses Nude with a Boa Constrictor on 'Vanity Fair'


Jennifer Lawrence Responds to Nude Photo Leak


Jennifer Lawrence's Best Friend May Be the Only Woman Alive Cooler than Jennifer Lawrence


Jennifer Lopez Expresses Anger Through Hashtags After She and Leah Remini Were Rear-Ended by a Drunk Driver


Jennifer Lopez is the Most Fascinating | Also, I'm Really Looking Forward to That Minority Report Movie


Jennifer Love Hewitt to Replace Mariska Hargitay on SVU?: More "No" Than You Can Shake a Stick At


Jenny McCarthy Continues to Be So Dumb It Hurts


Jeremy Piven Is Doing 'Entourage' Interviews As Ari Gold


Jeremy Renner Would Like to Remind You After His Golden Globes Joke to Lighten Up, Francis


Jeremy Renner: Seriously Though, Black Widow's A Slut


Jersey Shore Stars Are Now Parents-to-Be and Rehab-itants | At What Point Is This No Longer Entertainment?


Jessica Chastain Wants to Lead a Superhero Film


Jessica Simpson Tries to Ride the 50 Shades of Grey Wave in a Weird Photoshoot


Jimmy Fallon's 'The Tonight Show' Cut Shailene Woodley's Gender Politics Discussion from their Broadcast


Jodie Foster's Mel Gibson Love-fest: True Friendship, or Anything To Sell a Movie?


Joe Manganiello Wounded In Wild 'Magic Mike XXL' Strip Scene, Not Becoming A Cyborg


Joe Rogan Tearfully Recalls the Toxic Relationship Between Phil Hartman and His Wife


John Boyega Sends a Message to Star Wars Fans


John Cleese Is Way More Important Than You, and Will Take Whatever Time Necessary to Let You Know It


John Grisham Thinks We Should Cut Old Dudes a Break For Looking at Underage Porn


John Legend And His Wife Show Support For #ICantBreathe Protesters With Free Food Trucks


John Malkovich Recreates Iconic Photos Throughout History with Stunning Results


John Mayer Revisits His 'Intellectual Crash' and Recovering Ego Addiction--We Revisit What a Piece of Sh*t He Is


John Oliver Says He's 'Not A Respected Journalist'


John Oliver Would Make A Terrible Criminal (For Charity)


John Oliver and His Wife Have the Perfect Meet-Cute Story


John Travolta Defends Scientology Against Accusations Made by 'Going Clear'


John Travolta's Hair: An Investigation


Johnny Depp Is Reportedly Missing--Let's Speculate Wildly about Where He Could Be


Johnny Depp Proven Imperfect, Worlds Crumble: When the Good Ones Disappoint


Johnny Depp Was Probably Not Stoned When He Swayed and Slurred Through an Awards Speech Last Night


Jon Hamm Calls Justin Bieber a Sh*thead, Warms Hearts across the Globe


Jon Hamm Gives His Take on the 'Mad Men' Finale


Jon Hamm Talks Social Media, the Sony Hack, and Why He's Not a Superhero


Jon Hamm Was Arrested Over a Brutal Hazing Incident in College


Jon Stewart And Conan Pay Tribute To The Slain Of Charlie Hebdo


Jon Stewart Discusses Leaving 'The Daily Show' and Reflects on His Career


Jon Stewart Gives The Perfect Response To The Trevor Noah Scandal


Jon Stewart Has Now Rejected Job Offers From CBS, ABC, And NBC over the Course of his Career


Jonah Hill Apologizes for Homophobic Slur, Unwisely Uses the 'Gay Friend' Defense


Joseph Gordon-Levitt Talks Feminism, Women Against Feminism and His Mom


Joss Whedon Apologizes For That 'Jurassic World' Tweet, Says It Was 'Bad Form'


Joss Whedon Calls Blaming Feminists For His Twitter Departure 'Horseshit'


Jude Law Reveals Turning Down Superman So He Wouldn't Ruin Children's Lives


Judy Greer Sounds Off On Hollywood's Gender Inequality


Julia Roberts Gives Jennifer Aniston the Best Stink-Eye Since Sophia Loren


Just Throw Some Gay At It | CBS Fails GLAAD Test


Justin Bieber Accused of Robbery and Even his Robbery Game Is Weak


Justin Bieber Arrested for Being Justin Bieber


Justin Bieber Being Carried Up the Great Wall of China is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day


Justin Bieber Being Held Back From Attacking Photographers Is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day


Justin Bieber Calls Fan a 'Beached Whale', Teases Her Till She Cries, Might Not Be the Kindest Gentlest Elf in the Workshop


Justin Bieber Has His Come to Jesus Moment, Admits He's Not Who He Has Been Pretending To Be


Justin Bieber Takes Racism Game to the Next Level, Sings Song about Joining the KKK


Justin Bieber Thinks He's James Dean. More Like James Oh-My-God-Why-Are-You-Always-the-World's-Worst?


Justin Bieber is Jacked...It's Confusing


Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Have a Son


Justin Timberlake is the Worst


Justin Timberlake: Hollywood Trying to Make "Fetch" Happen


Kanye West's Wedding Gift to Kim Kardashian Will Make You Believe in True Love


Kanye's Wheelchair Misunderstanding Video, A Digital Autopsy


Kardashian Show Mixes it Up, Throws in a Crack Addiction Plotline


Kathy Griffin Leaves 'Fashion Police'...And for a Great Reason


Katie Holmes, We Underestimated You


Katy Perry Is An Entertainment Powerhouse


Katy Perry Shames and Rages Against Australian Paparazzi Who Stalked Her


Keira Knightley Posed Topless in 'Interview' Magazine To Protest Photoshopping (NSFW)


Keira Knightley Wants to Know 'Where Are the Female Stories?'


Kelsey Grammer Finds His Life's Work: Correcting Grammar on the Internet


Kevin Smith Shaved His Beard. GROW IT BACK! GROW IT BACK!


Kevin Spacey Can Be an 'Arrogant SOB' If He Damn Well Wants To


Kevin Spacey Kills Fallon's Wheel of Impressions Game


Kid Rock Came for Beyoncé--Now the Beyhive Comes for Kid Rock


Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Spent Four Hours Photoshopping Their Wedding Pics


Kim Kardashian and the Other Hollywood Marriages That Hock Peanut Butter Loogies on the Idea of Your "Sacred Institution"


Kim Kardashian is Terrible, Part 2,547 (And 7 Celebrities Who Are Wonderful, In an Effort to Counterbalance Said Terrible)


Kim Novak Speaks Out Against That Goddamed Oscars Bullying


Kit Harington Is a Super-Pretty Man in an Emo Teen's Head


Kit Harington Wants To Be Your Wacky Batman


Know Your Enemy | Celebrity Sites Are Better Than Us


Korrasami Gets Gorgeous Official Artwork


Kristen Bell Is Pregnant with (Probably) the World's Second Cutest Baby, But We'll Never Know Because Baby Bells Are Private


Kristen Bell Takes Anti-Vaxxers to Task Like the Boss She Is


Kristen Bell Talks About Being Naked Whilst Naked, Because the Universe Loves You and Wants You to Be Happy


Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard Are Boycotting Publications that Pay for Photographs of Celebrity Babies, Because They Are Awesome


Kristen Bell's Daughter Has Never Seen 'Frozen'


Kristen Stewart Is Going to Take Some Time Off From Acting To 'Make Stuff'


Kristen Stewart Says You Don't Know "Dick Shit" About Her (Or Anyone, Really)


Kristen Stewart Tells Autograph Seeker to 'Get the F*ck Out of My Face'


Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader Mock Clueless Local Newscaster


Kylie Jenner's Lips Are Destroying Our Children


LOVE IS DEAD FOREVER | A Look Back at Tom and Katie, The Greatest Love Story of Our or Any Time


Ladies, Meryl Streep Wants Your Screenplays


Lady Whose Face Is Falling Off Gets Reality Show In Which Cameras Will Follow Her As Her Face Falls Off | Lara Flynn Boyle To Get Reality Show


Laverne Cox Poses Nude for Allure


LeBron James and Vaginal Tattoos: 6 Life Lessons From Amy Schumer


LeVar Burton Talks About the Beautiful Origins of 'Reading Rainbow' in His Reddit AMA


Leave Britney Alone. Really.


Leave John Travolta Alone, Scarlett Johansson Tells the Associated Press


Lee Pace Finally Kisses 'Pushing Daisies' Co-Star. NOW KISS ARMITAGE, DAMNIT


Lee Pace Says That Doing 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Made Him Evil, And Doing 'Marmaduke' Made Him Desperate


Leia and Laverne Are a Couple? Huh. I'd Ship It.


Lena Dunham Addresses That Whole Jezebel Clusterf*ck


Lena Dunham Goes Into 'Rage Spiral' Over Sexual Abuse Allegations, and Amanda Palmer Comes to Her Defense


Lena Dunham Is Either the Bravest Person on Television or the Dumbest


Lena Headey Wrote a Beautiful and Inspiring Message to Her Unborn Daughter


Leonard Nimoy's Advice to a Young Girl Is a Heartbreaking Example of Everything He Was


Leonardo DiCaprio Accepts the ALS #IceBucketChallenge, Nominates Prime Minister of Canada


Leonardo DiCaprio Issued a Statement Saying He's Not Banging Rihanna--But Why?


Leslie Mann Says Jaime Lannister Made a Red Wedding Out of Her Face


Leslie Mann and Judd Apatow Squeezing Into a Naked Lena Dunham T-Shirt Is What Passes for a Post During a Holiday Week


Less Classically Beautiful Viola Davis Responds to That NYT Shonda Rhimes Piece


Let These Two Kardashian-Flavored Thought Polyps Sit and Marinate For a Minute


Let This Be The Last Time Michael B. Jordan Has To Explain How Interracial Families Are A Thing


Let's All Collectively Gasp At The Monumental Shade Ronan Farrow Threw At Woody Allen


Let's All Get Very Excited About Ryan Reynolds' Latest Merc-Mouthed Tweet: CHIMICHANGA!


Let's All Skeptically Assess Guy Pearce's New Career


Let's Be Honest: Is Madonna Just Sad at this Point?


Let's Celebrate Dylan McDermott's Triumphant Return to "American Horror Story" with a Ben Harmon Appreciation Post


Let's Play '90s Child Star Mad Libs with Andrew Keegan!


Let's Play a Game: Which Of These Actors Is Older than Wilford Brimley Was in 'Cocoon'?


Let's Play a New Game Called "Is That Sexist?"


Let's Pour Some Out for the Stars Who Never Were


Let's Speculate Not-So-Wildly About the Remaining Three "Most Fascinating People" on Baba Wawa's Annual List


Let's Speculate Wildly About Whatever the F**k Donald Trump is Going On About Now


Let's Speculate Wildly About the Contents of Lindsay Lohan's Pink Bag


Let's Take a Break from Celebrity Divorce to Celebrate the Most Adorable Celebrity Love


Liam Neesons Has A Special Set of Skills For Maggie Grace's Ex-Boyfriend


Life's Hard When You're John Mayer: A Pajiba Pep Talk


Lindsay Lohan in Talks to Play Elizabeth Taylor, and I Tase Myself in a Desperate Effort to Feel Feelings


Lindsay Lohan vs. Amanda Bynes: Two Child Stars Enter, Both Run You Over as They Leave


Lindsay Lohan's Acting Is a Gift to Us All, So She Tried to Count it as Community Service


Lindsay Lohan's Attempt to Call Her Fans Beautiful in Arabic Goes Hilariously Wrong


Lindsay Lohan's Glamorous Hollywood Life (of Being Used Solely to Generate Publicity for Sh*tty Direct-to-Video Fare)


Lindsay Lohan's Photoshopped Selfie Is Embarrassing on So Many Levels


Lindsay Lohan, Kris Kardashian and Fake Babies: The Apocalypse Will Be Televised


Lindsay Lohan, This Is An Instagram Photoshopping Intervention


Lindsay Lohan, World's Best Photoshopper, Strikes Again


Listen To Prince's Freddie Gray Tribute "Baltimore"


Little Teeny, Tiny Maisie Williams Holding a Cow's Nipple Is the Perfect Antidote to Dark 'Game of Thrones' Discussions


Lonely Then, Like an Alien: Britney Spears and the Public View of Mental Illness


Long Story Short, Everyone's Terrible: Your A**hole Round-Up for the Day


Louis C.K. Goes on a Glorious, Profane, and Gloriously Profane Anti-ISIS Twitter Rant


Louis CK Was Really Weird On Twitter Today


Love Is Dead FOREVER: Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne Split


Lupita Nyong'o Is Perfection Incarnate, Even When Fearfully Scurrying From a Cobra


Lupita Nyong'o Reads Gossip, is a Flawless Human Being


Lupita Nyong'o's Dress Probably Recovered


Mad Shopping, Bro: Zac Efron Skateboards Around the Grocery Store Like Cool People Do


Madonna Dresses as Daenerys Targaryen for Purim, and It Works For Her


Madonna Sticks Her Foot in It Again: Women Are Still the Most Marginalized Group


Maggie Gyllenhaal Determined Too Old to Play the Love Interest of AARP Member


Maisie Williams on 'Game of Thrones', the Internet, and Growing Up


Maisie Williams' Terrible Pun Makes for Great Tweet


Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams Announce Divorce


Marc Maron and T.J. Miller Really Do Not Like Each Other


Marilyn Manson Denies Involvement in Eli Roth/Lana Del Rey Rape Video


Mark Duplass' High School Paper Review of 'Before Sunrise' Is a Snarky Teen Dream


Martha Stewart vs. Gwyneth Paltrow Round III: When You Come at the King, You Best Not Miss


Mary Louise Parker Will Soon Reveal What a Dick Billy Crudup Was For Leaving Her While She Was Pregnant


Master Class in Cool: Bill Murray Sings Bob Dylan's Shelter from the Storm


Matthew McConaughey Admits the First Two Trophies He Ever Won Were Based on Lies and Plagiarism


Matthew Vaughn Joins The Zack Snyder Club, Call Sexism "Empowering"


Maura Tierney Recalls NewsRadio and Recounts a Sweet Phil Hartman Story


Max Greenfield of 'New Girl' Shows Off His Schmidt Moves


Maybe the Children Shouldn't Be Our Future: Jaden Smith Says Things


Mayim Bialik Trashes 'Frozen,' Is Straight-Up Trolling Us Now


Megan Mullally Is The Greatest Friend You Never Had


Melissa Leo's Oscar Campaign: Sad, or Sadly Necessary? | A Pajiba Oscar Debate


Melissa McCarthy Responds to Rex Reed with Class and Goodness; We Are Reminded that Rex Reed is a Total Butt Chud


Melissa McCarthy Shames Sexist Film Critic, Deserves Many Feminist High-Fives


Meredith Vieira Proves Stacey Dash Is Truly Clueless


Merry Christmas From the Kardashians | Your Daily Dose of Elegance


Meryl Streep Thinks It's Time Men Develop Some Damn Imagination And Empathy


Michael Bublé Is Gross and Posted a Gross Picture to Show How Gross He Is


Michael Cera Has Released a Lo-Fi Folk Album Because Of Course He Has


Michael Jackson Used to Play Childish, Annoying Pranks on ... Russell Crowe?


Michael Sam Gets a Standing Ovation at a Missouri Basketball Game


Michael Sheen Is the New Adam Duritz Of Dating Way Out of His League


Michelle Beadle Spoke Out Against Floyd Mayweather on Twitter. Guess What Happened?


Michelle Rodriguez Apologizes For Remarks About "Stealing" White Superhero Roles


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What Kind Of Underpants Do Ladies Wear Under Fancy Dresses? Tina Fey Reveals All On Letterman


What Was Bradley Cooper's Diet for 'American Sniper'?


What We Can Expect From Round Two of Jimmy Fallon: New Dad


What the F**k Are You Doing with Your Life, Chris Evans?


What the Hell Is Iggy Azalea Saying?


Whatever Happened to Scott Patterson, Who Played Luke on 'Gilmore Girls'?


Whatever Happened to Thora Birch? She Pissed Off a Lot of People, That's What Happened to Thora Birch


When "It's The Thought That Counts" Seems Like a Big Damn Lie | Those Jersey Shore People Fight Bullying


When Privileged Worlds Collide: Lena Dunham Wants Girls to Get Gooped


When Reporting on Affairs and Wrecked Homes, I Can't Help But Notice Someone is Always Left Out...


When Reporting that Robert Downey, Jr. Said That Feminism Is Make Believe, Please Include The Following GIFs


When Tracy Morgan is Concerned about Your Life Choices, You Have Some Reevaluating to Do


When Twitter Shows The Worst/ Best/ Best Again Of People


Where I Attempt to Offer Life Advice to My New BFF Jennifer Lawrence


Which 'Buffy' Actress Is Now Beyoncé's Stepsister?


Which Of These Traumatic Celebrity Costumes Will Take the Longest to Unsee?


White House Petition to Deport Bieber hits 100,000


Who Is the Golden-Showered (Bathed?) Subject of Robert Pattinson's Blind Item?


Who Takes the Better Selfies? The Cast of 'Mad Men' vs. The Cast of 'Game of Thrones'?


Who's Afraid of the Unretouched Woman?


Why Do People In Old Movies Talk Funny?


Why Do People Want Mindy Kaling and B.J. Novak Together So Much? We Examine


Why Do We Care about Renee Zellweger's Face So Much?


Why Do We Care?: Entertainment Journalism, Celebrity Gossip and Pajiba's Place in it All


Why Do We Forgive?: A Pajiba Discussion


Why Do You Keep Using That Word? I Don't Think It Means What You Think It Means | Bristol Palin and The Situation Shill For Abstinence


Why Giuliana Rancic's Rancid Racist Remark About Zendaya Matters


Why Jon Hamm's Rehab Announcement Is So Important


Why This Girl's Clean & Clear Campaign Matters


Why We Hate: Lea Michele | A Pajiba Examination


Why this Kaley Cuoco/Henry Cavill Brouhaha is Really Bothering Me


Will 'Anthony and Opie' Host Be Fired Or Promoted After Racist Twitter Tirade?


William Shatner Goes Off on Reporter Over False Star Trek 3 Rumors


William Shatner Pitched a Cool Star Trek 50th Anniversary Special to SyFy


William Shatner Rises Above a Load of Twittercrap Over Leonard Nimoy's Funeral


With the Secretest of Secret Weddings, Rory Gilmore and Pete Campbell Have Been Married Since June


Woman Arrested for Stalking John Cusack, True Ramifications of His Role in Ruining Womankind Now Clear


Woman in Hollywood Lies about Age, People Shocked for Some Reason


Women in Comedy Talk about What It Means to Be a Woman in Comedy


Yeezianity is an Official Religion. Here's Why We Should All Join at Once.


Yet Another Open Letter to Taylor Swift, aka, DAMMIT, TAYLOR, DO WE HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS?


You Guys! I Love Sports Now! Ahem. I Mean, Making Up Dead Girlfriends Is Wrong


You Guys, Anne Hathaway Knows Exactly How Much You Hate Her


You Know Who Archie Panjabi Doesn't Seem to Have a Problem Working With?


You Know, Xenu is a Real Dick


You Really Don't Want to See Seth Rogen's Completely NSFW Selfie. Seriously, Don't Even Click This Link.


You Were Warned | Another Jersey Shore Person Gets A Book


You Will Not Be Able to Guess Who This is on the Cover of W Magazine


You Win This Round, Taylor Swift


You're Officially Old--Jason 'Jay Fat Buds' Mewes Is a Dad


You're So Vain, You'd Probably Crop Your Kid from a Selfie


YouTube Star "Fred" Comes Out, Because This Has Been the Most Adorable Week for Coming Out


Your Day is Made: Karen Gillan, Meet Taran Killam


Your First Look at The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn | Looks Like ... Every Other Mo-Cap Movie


Your Illegitimate Child & You: A Lesson in PR From Your Local Marketing Professional


Your Opinions on Miley Cyrus Are Necessary to My Personal Wellbeing


Zac Efron and Charlie Day Are the Ultimate Real-Life 'Neighbors' Sequel


Zach Braff Crashed Donald Faison's Reddit AMA, and It Was Spectacularly Bromantic


Zoe Saldana Says Awesome Things About Body Image, and Says Them While Naked


Zooey Deschanel Hates the New 'New Girl' Opening, Too


Zosia Mamet Opens Up About Her Personal Struggles With Eating Disorders