Justin Timberlake is a Whiny Penis with Delusions of Acting Grandeur
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So, You Want to Sell a Sex Tape
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Pregnant Celebrities Don't Need Your Help
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So, Let's Talk About Amanda Bynes...: The Mendoza Line of Celebrity Schadenfreude
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Amanda Bynes Has ... AN IMPOSTER!
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Amy Poehler Has a New Boyfriend, And It's a Good One
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Thanks A Lot, Paris: Brandy's Brother and Bruce Jenner's Stepdaughter Make a Sex Tape
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An Open Letter to Jon Hamm's Penis
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These People Are Not Who You Think They Are: Your Celebrity Reality Check
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Justin Bieber Being Held Back From Attacking Photographers Is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day
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Yet Another Open Letter to Taylor Swift, aka, DAMMIT, TAYLOR, DO WE HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS?
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Mindy McCready and the Curse of "Celebrity Rehab:" Blurring the Lines Between TV and Treatment
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The Most Amazing Celebrity Lawsuits
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Jason London Arrested, Poops Himself in Patrol Car Because God Loves Wednesday!
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Here's an alphabetical listing of all our Celebrities Are Better than You:
"Two, three, even four new Kardashian spinoffs" | THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER
'Cause If You're Dying To Be Led, They'll Lead You Up the Hill in Chains To Their Popular Refrains | Eat, Pray, Be Superior
11 Celebrity Baby Names That Have Garnered Far More Attention Than Anything Remotely Important Ever
2010's 5 Most Vivid Signs of the Coming Endtimes | 2010: A Year In Which Celebrities Were Better Than You
5 Celebrity Facts That Will Blow Your Mindhole
A Gold Digger Can't Catch a Break | Celebrities Are Better Than You
Abercrombie & Fitch vs. The Situation: A Douche Against Douche Cage Match to the Finish
Ah, The Good Ole Days When Sluts Were Fancier | Celebrities Are Better than You Are
All You Ever Wanted Was Someone to Take Care of Ya. All You're Ever Losin' is a Little Mascara | An Open Letter to Jessica Simpson
Alright, Taylor Swift, Are We Gonna Do This Or What?
Amanda Bynes Has ... AN IMPOSTER!
Amy Poehler Has a New Boyfriend, And It's a Good One
An Open Letter To Par*s Hilt*n | Celebrities Are Better Than You
An Open Letter to Blake Lively's Publicist
An Open Letter to Chris Brown
An Open Letter to Gwyneth Paltrow
An Open Letter to Jon Hamm's Penis
And Now A Word With Lars Von Trier
And Now, Let's Check In With Charlie Sheen | A Pajiba Summation
Andrew Garfield Plays Basketball with Kids in His Spiderman Costume, Ovaries Explode Nationwide
Another Open Letter to Taylor Swift
Are You F*cking With Us or Not? Ashton and Demi's Road to the Finish
Arnett Poehler XXXXX
At Some Point We Must Ask Ourselves, "Is It Me?" | The Aniston Problem
Baby Bumps, Real and/or Imagined: You Guys. Seriously. Hollywood is F*cked Up.
Baby, Come Over, I Need Entertaining. I Had a Stilted, Pretending Day | "Celebrities Are Better than You"
Because I Need These To Be Lies Like I Need Oxygen or Booze | Justin Bieber Remake Rumors
Being Pretty is HARD, Y'all
Bieber Fans Hack Esperanza Spalding's Wiki: I Belieb That Children Are Our Future
Celebrity Apologies: The Good, The Bad and the *Facepalm*
Celebrity Bullsh*t: 2011's Greatest Gifts of All
Charlie Sheen to Die in Horrific Car Accident...Cue the Laugh Track!
Cheating, Truth-Telling, PR and Being 22 In Public: Assessing this Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson Mess
Chris Brown Wore a Halloween Costume
Chris Brown is a Lot Like Jesus
Christmas is Canceled: There Will Be No Kardashian Kristmas Special. Please. Remain Calm.
Could Charlie Sheen (Literally) Win?: A Pajiba Debate
Courteney Cox & David Arquette: Candid and Refreshing, or a Weird Marketing Trick Designed to Make Us Super Uncomfortable?
Dial-A-Star, and the Human Tragedy of...TWENTY F*CKING DOLLARS A MINUTE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?
Don't Panic: A Cursory Overview of Tabloid-Speak to Get You Through This Troubled Time
Earning Forgiveness is Overrated: The Comeback Concept
Ever Have That Unshakable Feeling Like Nothing Will Ever Be OK Again? Me Too | Reality TV's Highest Earners
Every Time Catherine Revved Up the Microwave, I'd Piss My Pants and Forget Who I Was for About Half an Hour or So | Randy and Evi Quaid are Squatters, Crazy
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Examining the Most Forgettable Face in Hollywood
F*cking With People: The Movie! | Uncomfortable Humor & You
Fighting, Finding Jesus and Biting the Hand that Feeds You: This Week in Child Stardom
Five Actors Painfully Unworthy of Their Status | Seriously, What Are You Even Doing Here?
Giant Breasts Do Not An Actress Make | An Argument Against Guest Stars
Hackers: The Hollywood Boogeyman
Happy Birthday, Betty White! | A Celebration of Geriatric Awesome
Happy Birthday, TMZ: You Princes of Class, You Kings of Go F*ck Yourself
Happy Thanksgiving, Friends | Here's Some Bullsh*t
Hard to Give, I'm Never Gonna Forget, But Everybody Needs a Little Forgiveness | Celebrities Are Better than You
Harper's Bazaar Let Kim Kardashian Interview Elizabeth Taylor | I Hate So Much About the Things You Choose To Be
Here Comes Pimped Children: The Whole "Kids Are Off Limits" Thing Is Now Off the Table
How Celebrity Culture has Ruined Us (and Why That's Not the End of the World)
I Am Officially Sick of Your Sh*t: An Open Letter to Taylor Swift
I Ate Lunch With Keira Knightley and Lived to Gloat About It
I Got A .45 And A Shovel, I Doubt Anyone Would Miss You: Brett Ratner Bails On The Oscars
I Just Have a Lot of Feelings: The Olivia Newton-John/John Travolta Christmas...Thing.
I Really Like Justin Timberlake. Huh.
If You're Going to Be an Asshole, That's Fine, I Respect Your Choice, But Don't Do It In Front of Me: Dancing With the Stars Cast Backlash Makes Me Tired and Sad
In Praise of Utter B*tchery: Madonna, We've Missed You
Is It Better To Burn Out or Fade Away?: A Two-Sided View of Addiction, Death and Public Reaction
It Was Odd Enough Finding Out Mireille Enos Was Alan Ruck's Wife, But The Flirty Half-Nude Photos Are Just Plain Bizarre
Jason London Arrested, Poops Himself in Patrol Car Because God Loves Wednesday!
Jennifer Lopez is the Most Fascinating | Also, I'm Really Looking Forward to That Minority Report Movie
Jennifer Love Hewitt to Replace Mariska Hargitay on SVU?: More "No" Than You Can Shake a Stick At
Jersey Shore Stars Are Now Parents-to-Be and Rehab-itants | At What Point Is This No Longer Entertainment?
Jodie Foster's Mel Gibson Love-fest: True Friendship, or Anything To Sell a Movie?
Johnny Depp Proven Imperfect, Worlds Crumble: When the Good Ones Disappoint
Just Throw Some Gay At It | CBS Fails GLAAD Test
Justin Bieber Being Held Back From Attacking Photographers Is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day
Justin Timberlake is the Worst
Katie Holmes, We Underestimated You
Kim Kardashian and the Other Hollywood Marriages That Hock Peanut Butter Loogies on the Idea of Your "Sacred Institution"
Kim Kardashian is Terrible, Part 2,547 (And 7 Celebrities Who Are Wonderful, In an Effort to Counterbalance Said Terrible)
Know Your Enemy | Celebrity Sites Are Better Than Us
LOVE IS DEAD FOREVER | A Look Back at Tom and Katie, The Greatest Love Story of Our or Any Time
Lady Whose Face Is Falling Off Gets Reality Show In Which Cameras Will Follow Her As Her Face Falls Off | Lara Flynn Boyle To Get Reality Show
Leave Britney Alone. Really.
Let's Celebrate Dylan McDermott's Triumphant Return to "American Horror Story" with a Ben Harmon Appreciation Post
Let's Pour Some Out for the Stars Who Never Were
Let's Speculate Not-So-Wildly About the Remaining Three "Most Fascinating People" on Baba Wawa's Annual List
Let's Speculate Wildly About Whatever the F**k Donald Trump is Going On About Now
Let's Speculate Wildly About the Contents of Lindsay Lohan's Pink Bag
Let's Take a Break from Celebrity Divorce to Celebrate the Most Adorable Celebrity Love
Life's Hard When You're John Mayer: A Pajiba Pep Talk
Lindsay Lohan in Talks to Play Elizabeth Taylor, and I Tase Myself in a Desperate Effort to Feel Feelings
Lindsay Lohan vs. Amanda Bynes: Two Child Stars Enter, Both Run You Over as They Leave
Lindsay Lohan's Glamorous Hollywood Life (of Being Used Solely to Generate Publicity for Sh*tty Direct-to-Video Fare)
Long Story Short, Everyone's Terrible: Your A**hole Round-Up for the Day
Melissa Leo's Oscar Campaign: Sad, or Sadly Necessary? | A Pajiba Oscar Debate
Merry Christmas From the Kardashians | Your Daily Dose of Elegance
Mindy McCready and the Curse of Celebrity Rehab: Blurring the Lines Between TV and Treatment
My Internal Struggle With This Jessica Simpson Baby Weight Mess
Nicole, Your Face Is Hurting Us: A Pajiba Photo Intervention
Nut Shrinkage and Bacne. Oh, Snooki, You Are A DELIGHT | Cannonballers, I've Got Your Next Book
OK Magazine Has A Different Notion Of Tragedy Than We Do | Intimating Miscarriages Is The New Black
Oh. My. God. I Think I'm Having Palpitations: The Olivia Newton-John/John Travlota Christmas Album
Our Little Miley Cyrus is a Woman Now | Fred, She's Gotten Her Boobies
Pajiba Tackles the Issues That Matter: The Haircuts Heard 'Round the World
Pajiba's Here To Help: Scamming a Celebrity into a Paternity Scandal for Fun and Profit
Pajiba's Here to Help: Tips for Successful Oscar Presentation
Pictures, Paparazzi and Pleasantries: Do Celebrities Owe Us Anything?
Plath. Austen. Didion. O'Connor. Snooki. | Illiterates Writing Books For Illiterates
Playboy: Lindsay Lohan's Last Gasp?
Pop Star Smokes Bong Thing, Moms of the World Are Outraged | But Underage Pole Dancing's Still Cool
Pregnant Celebrities Don't Need Your Help
Quit F**king Calling Christina Hendricks Fat | Celebrities Are Better than You
Rape and Hollywood's Gravitation Toward Clunky Similes
Ray Romano Gets Lucky, Josh Malina Gets Hate F*cked And Our Top Five Episodes Of The Week
Really?: Charlie Sheen Given Another Show...And It's a TV Version of Anger Management
Santa John Mayer Was In Your House While You Slept: A Pajiba Holiday Tale
Sigh. Well, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Are On TV Now.
Slutty Gollum Attacked By People With Sh*tty Taste In Music | Celebrities Are Better Than You
So You're a Celebrity Baby: A Pajiba Manual for Better Living
So, Let's Talk About Amanda Bynes...: The Mendoza Line of Celebrity Schadenfreude
So, You Want to Sell a Sex Tape
So, You've Incited a Hollywood Scandal
Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before: Hollywood, Desperation and Pathetic Grasps at Youth
Talent? Skill? A Kardashian Craves Not These Things
Ted Williams: Human Hollywood Metaphor | Opportunity Knocks Once Then the Door Slams Shut
Thanks A Lot, Paris: Brandy's Brother and Bruce Jenner's Stepdaughter Make a Sex Tape
That Time Mark Wahlberg Almost Treated Terrorism Like Reese Witherspoon's Dad, and Other Stupid Things Famous People Say
The 15 Minutes Concept | You Are All Goddamn Liars
The 5 Celebrities Who Squandered the Most Goodwill in 2012 (and the 4 Who Actually Made Us Like Them)
The 6 Celebrity Break-Ups That Rocked Civilization to Its Core, Its Very Core I Say!
The 6 Dickbag-iest Things About Justin Timberlake's Wedding
The Celebrity Sex Tapes No One Asked For (But Totally Exist)
The Corpsiest People in Hollywood | Necro-fabulous
The Finest Excuses in the History of Celebrity F*ck Ups
The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever Pulled Was Convincing the World He Wasn't Charlie Sheen | Charlie Sheen: American Psycho
The Greatest and/or Most Ridiculous Celebrity Products
The Heirs to the Glimmering World | Child Stardom, or A Legal Way To Kill Your Children
The Kardashians Finally Go Too Far
The Most Amazing Celebrity Lawsuits
The Oscars: They Could Have Been Worse
The PC Term is "Hymenally Challenged" | Teen Movies And You
The Quarantine Has Been Compromised. The Disease is No Longer Contained: Presenting Jersey Shore's UK Counterpart
The Respectability Threshold: When an Actor Becomes a Brand
The Stars of Our Youth Who've Aged Most Impressively (As Seen at The TV Land Awards, in Descending Order)
The Tao of Lohan
The Ungrateful Dead and the Judgmental Living: Why Celebrity Deaths Bring Out the Worst In Us
The Year in Review: The Enlow Movie Awards for Best in Sh*t-Show
Their Union is Unholy: The Celebrity Couplings That Will Bring About Our Very Undoing
There Are No Winners in this Thunderdome: The Stupidest/Greatest Hollywood Feuds
There May Be a Justin Bieby: Maury Moments of the Stars
There is Another ... Snooki: The Jersey Shore is Spawning
There, There, Ladies. Someday, You Too Shall Find Your Joe Francis | Rapey Douchetwats and the Women Who Marry Them
These People Are Not Who You Think They Are: Your Celebrity Reality Check
They Breathe Coke and They Have Affairs With Each Passing Rock Star | 2010's Top 5 Reasons Celebrities Are Truly Better Than You
They Will Let Literally Anyone Do This: The Kardashians Pen Their First Novel
This Isn't Working, You, My Middlebrow F*ck-up | Lindsay Lohan Gives Me No Choice
Twilight Actor Urinates on Airport Terminal Floor, Just Like the Movies Have Done To Our Cultural Landscape
Two and a Half Men Took the High Road...Then Hilariously Farted On It
We Need To Talk About Courtney Stodden
We Need to Have a Talk About All the Naked Photos: A Pajiba Conversation About Your T*tty Shots
What Do You Do?: A Pajiba Examination
What Ever Happened to Class?: In Which I Attempt to Pinpoint the Exact Moment Dignity Died
When "It's The Thought That Counts" Seems Like a Big Damn Lie | Those Jersey Shore People Fight Bullying
Why Do We Forgive?: A Pajiba Discussion
Why Do You Keep Using That Word? I Don't Think It Means What You Think It Means | Bristol Palin and The Situation Shill For Abstinence
Why We Hate: Lea Michele | A Pajiba Examination
Yet Another Open Letter to Taylor Swift, aka, DAMMIT, TAYLOR, DO WE HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS?
You Guys! I Love Sports Now! Ahem. I Mean, Making Up Dead Girlfriends Is Wrong
You Were Warned | Another Jersey Shore Person Gets A Book
Your First Look at The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn | Looks Like ... Every Other Mo-Cap Movie
Your Illegitimate Child & You: A Lesson in PR From Your Local Marketing Professional
