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Andrew Garfield's Recent Spate of Comments on Spider-Man Are Heartbreaking

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Stephen Colbert Slams His 'Time' Cover

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Roman Polanski May Finally Be Returned to the United States

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Martin Freeman is a Delightfully Moody Prick

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What Insanely Crass Dirty Joke Put People Off Daniel Craig for Years?

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Here's Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer Dancing Onstage With Billy Joel

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We Are, All Of Us, Kristen Stewart's Mother (And That's Why She Bugs Us)

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5 of the Strangest Things Daniel Craig Said in This 'Male Bonding' Interview, Accompanied By Hot Pictures

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What Happened To Jerry Heller After The Events Depicted In 'Straight Outta Compton'?

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Jennifer Lawrence And Amy Schumer Are Teaming Up For Your Future Favorite Movie

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The 9 Coolest, Rockstar Godparents Celebrity Kids Can Brag About

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Great Blubbering Pish: Ted Cruz Calls Ellen Page a 'Liberal Fascist' Christian Hater

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Josh Duggar Enters Sex Rehab After Reports of a 'Terrifying' Liaison with a Porn Star Surfaces

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Pierce Brosnan Throws Major Shade at a Bond Producer, and His Support Behind Idris as 007

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Amy Schumer Just Made Herself A Masterpiece, Plus Phone Sex Fun Times

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Here's an alphabetical listing of all our Celebrities Are Better than You:

"Flawless" Remix Leaks, Possibly Proving Flaws in Beyoncé Empire


"Two, three, even four new Kardashian spinoffs" | THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER


"Vaccinate Your Goddamn Kids": A Jimmy Kimmel PSA We Shouldn't Need


#AskHerMore is For Everyone Who Hates Red Carpet Diet Questions


#TeamRory vs. #TeamAmber: Lauren Graham's Fictional Daughters Face-Off


'Archer' Fans Mourn: George "Woodhouse" Coe Has Died


'Bachelor' Host Hating On 'UnREAL' Only Makes Us Love It More


'Black-ish' Creator Kenya Barris Calls Out Judd Apatow for Bill Cosby Obsession


'Broad City' Offers The Perfect Response To Subtle Street Harassment


'Cause If You're Dying To Be Led, They'll Lead You Up the Hill in Chains To Their Popular Refrains | Eat, Pray, Be Superior


'Downton Abbey' Water Bottle Gaffe to Water Charity Fundraiser


'Fargo's' Allison Tolman Lobbies for Emmy, Kicks Twitter Ass, Is Klassy as Sh*t


'Fargo's' Allison Tolman Shuts Down Body-Shamers on Twitter, Is Our Favorite New Person


'Felicity's' Amy Jo Johnson, the Original Pink Power Ranger, Resurfaced Wearing Her Old Power Ranger Outfit


'Gone Girl 2: Affleck Bangs the Nanny' Is the Summer's Best Show


'Guardian' Journalist Endeavors to Find Out if Jonah Hill's Reputation as a Douche Is Accurate


'Hunger Games' Star Schools Miley Cyrus And Taylor Swift On Cultural Appropriation


'Jane the Virgin's' Gina Rodriguez Reassesses Her Views on Feminism


'Justified's' Jacob Pitts Has the Best Harrison Ford Story Ever


'Married Christian Man' Kanye West Defends Wheelchair Incident, Throws Ben Affleck Under the Bus


'Obsessed with Dadbod,' Rob Lowe Shares the Secrets Behind His Eternal Youth


'SNL's' Cecily Strong Calls Out 'Bully Dickheads' for Suggesting She's Pregnant


'Secret' White House Meetings Reveal That Jon Stewart Is . . . Influential?


'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Box-Office Prospects Are Seriously Being Threatened


'That's Your F*cking Question?' Cate Blanchett Interviews Are the Best Interviews


'The Walking Dead's' Tyrese Berates a Subway Car for Lack of Humanity


'You're The Worst's' Lindsay Asked Matt McGorry About Feminist Dating


10 Actual People On Twitter Who Unironically Support Donald Trump for President


10 Celebrity Couples Whose Relationships Are Less Memorable than JLaw and Chris Martin's Will Be in 5 Years


10 Pants-Igniting Things Oscar Isaac Is the Absolute Best At


10 Things We Love Despite the Presence of Paris Hilton


10 Years Ago, Teri Polo Appeared Naked in 'Playboy'


10 Years Ago, Tom Cruise Proved He Truly Is the Greatest Actor Alive


11 Celebrity Baby Names That Have Garnered Far More Attention Than Anything Remotely Important Ever


11 Movies Adrien Brody Has Made In the Last Few Years That You've Never Heard Of


12 Takeaways from Gwyneth Paltrow's Interview with Howard Stern


17 Year Old Prince Is Cooler Than You Will Ever Be


1985 Meets 1995 in Surreal Video of Debbie Gibson Singing a Mariah Carey Song in 2014


2010's 5 Most Vivid Signs of the Coming Endtimes | 2010: A Year In Which Celebrities Were Better Than You


2014: Your Year in Bieber


2015 Will Be The Year Of Alicia Vikander


4Chan Douche Hacks and Posts Nudes of Jennifer Lawrence, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Brie Larson and Other Female Stars because the Internet Is the Worst Place in the World


5 Celebrity Facts That Will Blow Your Mindhole


5 Fascinating and/or Unsettling Facts You Might Not Know About Gary Oldman


5 Hilarious Facts You Didn't Know about James Marsden


5 of the Strangest Things Daniel Craig Said in This Male Bonding Interview


50 Cent's Worst First Pitch Ever Is Not Just a Personal Failure, It's an Institutional Failure of Society


6 Times Actors Suffered Lapses In Likeability: A "Seriously, You Said That?" List


7 Mostly Terrible Things That Independent Prosecutor Kenneth Starr Has Been Up To Since the Lewinsky Scandal


75-Year-Old Former American Citizen Tina Turner Resurfaces in Switzerland, And She Looks Great


8 Sad, Bitter, and Mysterious Fallings-Out Between Once Famous Partnerships


A Clearly Traumatized Dax Shepard Recounts Kristen Bell's Birth Story


A Critical Review Of Taylor Swift's New Video 'Shake It Off'


A CumberBUNCH of Videos from The Graham Norton Show


A Duggar Husband Tried to Run a Cat Over with a Sled; Whole Family Is Made of Garbage


A Fond and Loving Farewell to Joanna Robinson On Her Last Day at Pajiba


A Frank Discussion about the Josh and Anna Duggar's Rules of Sex


A Gold Digger Can't Catch a Break | Celebrities Are Better Than You


A Guide to the Best TV Show Instagrams You Must Follow


A Heartening Follow-Up to That Kate Mulgrew Debacle


A Jackass Director Had the Audacity to Tell Dame Judi Dench That Everything Was Wrong with Her Face


A Lengthy Feminist Treatise on Miley Cyrus's VMA Performance and Its Societal Impact


A Look at the Early, Possibly Embarrassing Breakout Roles of Last Night's Oscar Winners


A Measured and Lengthy Treatise on Lindsay Lohan's Conquest List


A Partial List of Things 'Mad Max: Fury Road''s Charlize Theron Could Do To Me, And I Wouldn't Even Care


A Rundown of all the Marriages, Divorces, and Engagements Over the Holidays


A Tale of Two Airheads: Sarah Palin vs Poppy Carlton from 'Almost Royal'


ANDREW GARFIELD AND EMMA STONE HELD HANDS AND EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK


Aaron Paul Is Legit Pissed at the Hypocrisy of Toys 'R Us Pulling the 'Breaking Bad' Action Figures


Aaron Paul Wants What We All Want: To See Him Cameo on 'Better Call Saul'


Aaron Paul Will Never Let Us Forget How Very Grateful He Is


Aaron Paul, Chris Pratt, and The Rock Are Already Doing 2015 Better than We Are


Aaron Rodgers Proves that Not Every NFL Player Has the Soul of a Colostomy Bag


Abercrombie & Fitch vs. The Situation: A Douche Against Douche Cage Match to the Finish


About That Time Emilia Clarke Asked Channing Tatum and His Wife to Do Sex Things With Her


About That Time Peter O'Toole Slept With Over 1,000 Women


About the Time Charming Potato and Shia LaBeouf Went on a Drunk Vandalism Spree Together


About the Time Pajiban Prince Nathan Fillion Shut Down Justin Bieber's Entourage


About the Time Peter Dinklage Watched a Man Die, and How He Didn't Realize He May Have Been Responsible for the Man's Death


About the Time That Prick David Caruso Literally Nearly Killed 'Deadwood' Creator David Milch


Accomplished Dancer Emilie Livingston Set to Marry Smoking Hot Actor from 'The Fly,' 'Jurassic Park'


Adam Goldberg the Actor & Adam 'The Goldbergs' Goldberg Just Hissy Fitted All Over Twitter


Add 'Man Of His Word' To John Oliver's Résumé: Bud Light Lime Edition


Adrianne Palicki Is Open to a (Fictional, Character-Based) Relationship With Jeremy Renner


After Being Misunderstood, Unfairly Maligned and Labeled a Homophobic Bigot, Alec Baldwin Writes a Dissertation on Why He's Leaving Public Life


Ah, The Good Ole Days When Sluts Were Fancier | Celebrities Are Better than You Are


Alan Rickman Tells of Michael Gambon's Delightful On-Set Harry Potter Shenanigans


Alan Thicke Likes to Make Love to His Wife While Listening to His Son's Music


Alex Garland, Writer and Director of 'Ex Machina', Did an AMA


Alexandra Daddario Reacts to the Knowledge that President Obama Has Seen Her Boobs


Alfonso Ribeiro Busts Out the Carlton, Again, With Justin Timberlake


Alice Eve Thinks Bruce Jenner Is 'Playing at Being a Woman'


Alison Brie To Marry The Lesser Franco: A Meditation On Confusion


All The Celebs Who Are Boycotting Indiana Because Of Its Bigoted "Religious Freedom" Bullshit


All The Reasons Why Hayley Atwell Should Absolutely Play The Doctor on 'Doctor Who'


All You Ever Wanted Was Someone to Take Care of Ya. All You're Ever Losin' is a Little Mascara | An Open Letter to Jessica Simpson


All the Reasons Why Dan Harmon Wins For Best Wedding of All Time


Allison Tolman Talks Fame, Internet Trolls and Making Real Change for Women


Allison Williams Got Engaged, and the 'People' Magazine Comments Section Offers Their, Uh, Congratulations?


Allison Williams Talks About Her Dad's Suspension from NBC


Alright, Taylor Swift, Are We Gonna Do This Or What?


Alyson Hannigan Tweets Darling Ovary Punching Picture of Her Daughters in MacLaren's Pub


Amanda Bynes Has ... AN IMPOSTER!


Amanda Bynes on Psychiatric Hold After Attempted Self-Immolation


Amanda Bynes's Mom Insists Her Daughter Has No Mental Illness Whatsoever, Was Under the Influence of Marijuana


Amanda Peet and Sarah Paulson Playing Grabass Is the Only SAG Awards Highlight You Need to See


Amy Adams Gives Up Seat, Demonstrates that Stars Are (Sometimes) Good People Too


Amy Adams and Tim Burton Did a Gorgeously Creepy Thing Together


Amy Poehler Explains to Howard Stern Her Porn Preferences


Amy Poehler Has a New Boyfriend, And It's a Good One


Amy Poehler Honors Harris Wittels


Amy Poehler Speaks Out About Her 'Sad' and 'Painful' Divorce to Will Arnett


Amy Poehler and 'Parks and Rec' Do Make- A-Wish


Amy Schumer Immortalizes Tilda Swinton with An Introduction Speech for the Ages


Amy Schumer Just Made Herself A Masterpiece, Plus Phone Sex Fun Times


Amy Schumer Lives Our Dream, Becomes Jennifer Lawrence BFF


Amy Schumer Retooled Her Response To Those Allegations of Racism In Her Comedy


Amy Schumer Tackles Bill Cosby And His Dumb-Ass Defenders


Amy Schumer Tells Fat Shaming Trolls Where They Can Get Off


Amy Schumer Would Really Like It If Theaters Would Stop Showing Kevin Hart Movies


Amy Schumer on the Red Carpet, and Why Stephen Merchant Hates Photographers


Amy Schumer's 'Star Wars' Photo Shoot Is A Confused Mess of Sexy, Weird, And Super Awkward


An Extensive Investigation into Emma Stone's Qualifications for her new 'Cabaret' Role


An Incredibly Important Twitter Voice Has Been Silenced. No, Not That One.


An Open Apology to Jenny McCarthy


An Open Letter To Bristol Palin On Her Misconceptions On Unwed Pregnancy


An Open Letter To Par*s Hilt*n | Celebrities Are Better Than You


An Open Letter to Blake Lively's Publicist


An Open Letter to Chris Brown


An Open Letter to Chris Evans


An Open Letter to Gwyneth Paltrow


An Open Letter to Jon Hamm's Penis


An Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan and Oprah


Analyzing the Adorableness of the 'Jane the Virgin' Cast's Twitter Accounts


Analyzing the General, All Pervasive Terror of J.K. Simmons


And Bill Cosby Just Dealt with a Heckler In the Word's Most Innappropriate Way


And Now A Word With Lars Von Trier


And Now, Deep Thoughts by Jon Snow


And Now, Let's Check In With Charlie Sheen | A Pajiba Summation


And On This Day, Chris Pratt Became Fallible


Anderson Cooper Wants to Know How Alec Baldwin Will Lie His Way Out of Homophobic Slurs This Time; Alec Baldwin Doesn't Disappoint


Andrew Garfield Blames the Studio for the Failures of 'The Amazing Spider-Man 2'


Andrew Garfield Didn't Bail on Batkid--He Took Him to Disneyland


Andrew Garfield Plays Basketball with Kids in His Spiderman Costume, Ovaries Explode Nationwide


Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Are Reportedly Done--I Am Not Handling It Well


Andrew Garfield's Recent Spate of Comments on Spider-Man Are Heartbreaking


Andrew Keegan Now Has His Own Religion. If That Sentence Did Not Give You a Brain Aneurysm, You Deserve YOUR Own Religion


Andrew Keegan's Cult Has Ended Exactly the Way You Would Expect


Angelina Jolie Continues to Inspire with Her It's Okay to Be Different Speech to Kids


Angelina Jolie's Supersweet Wedding Gown Featured the Jolie-Pitt Kids' Drawings


Anjelica Huston Alleges That Ryan O'Neal Beat the Shit Out of Her, Talks Being Arrested with Roman Polanski


Anna Kendrick Demands to See Daario's Dick on 'Game of Thrones'


Anna Kendrick Thinks It Would Be 'Super F**cking Stressful' To Be on 'Most Beautiful' Lists ... Uh, About That


Anna Kendrick Will Now Dazzle Us in a Different Medium


Anna Kendrick and Taran Killam Geek Out Over the 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" Theme Song on Twitter


Anna Kendrick on 'Time' Considering Banning the Word 'Feminist': 'Ugh. That's a F**king Bummer'


Anna Kendrick's Oscar Weekend Diary Proves She's JUST LIKE US!


Anna Kendrick, Liam Neeson, and Eddie Redmayne Get Pervy About Cartoons


Anne Hathaway Hasn't Changed; We Changed, And For the Better


Annie Golden, the Mute on 'Orange is the New Black,' Was a Hot 80's Punk Rocker


Another Actress Comes Forward to Reveal Years of Rape and Abuse by Bill Cosby


Another One Bites the Dust: Leah Remini Leaves Scientology


Another Open Letter to Taylor Swift


Another Role Model For Girls Claims She's Not A Feminist


Apology Not Accepted: Let's Burn Ryan Reynolds at the Stake


Are You F*cking With Us or Not? Ashton and Demi's Road to the Finish


Are You Guys Trying to Kill Bono? U2 Singer Severely Injured After Second Mishap in a Week


Arguing with Myself About Jennifer Lopez


Ariana Grande Blames America On the Fact That She's a Terrible Person


Arnett Poehler XXXXX


As Reports that Eva Mendes is Pregnant with Ryan Gosling's Baby Surface, We Commiserate Over the Loss of 5 Perfect Celebrity Couples


As a 'Card-Carrying Feminist,' Terry Crews Is Really Excited For the New 'Ghostbusters'


Ashton Kutcher: A True Hero


At Least There is Someone in the Duggar Family with Some Goddamn Sense


At Some Point We Must Ask Ourselves, "Is It Me?" | The Aniston Problem


Australia Doesn't Care How Sexy Johnny Depp Was, They May Kill His Dogs


Ava DuVernay Doesn't Give a F*ck About the Oscars, Gives Lots of F*cks About Oprah


Avengers Assemble ... to Sing. Bring the Jazz Hands!


Aziz Ansari Remembers Harris Wittels With Inappropriate Work Email


Baby Bumps, Real and/or Imagined: You Guys. Seriously. Hollywood is F*cked Up.


Baby, Come Over, I Need Entertaining. I Had a Stilted, Pretending Day | "Celebrities Are Better than You"


Backdoor Teen Mom Gives the Greatest Interview About Womanity That You Will Ever Read


Badass Helen Mirren Want to Be in the Next Fast & Furious Film


Barrymore, Timberlake, Hanks, Affleck, Walken: SNL's Five-Timers Club Tell Hosting Tales


Beautiful, Rich, Blonde Women Need to Stop Giving Life Advice


Beautifully Airbrushed Olivia Wilde Breastfeeds Her Baby on the Cover of 'Glamour'


Because I Need These To Be Lies Like I Need Oxygen or Booze | Justin Bieber Remake Rumors


Because Someone Had To: Cate Blanchett Explains Women Still Like Movies After Menopause


Because We Know You've Been Waiting For It: Here's Your Chance to Go to Space With Leonard DiCaprio


Before They Were Stars: Revisiting Peter Capaldi and Craig Ferguson's Punk Band, The Dreamboys


Being Pretty is HARD, Y'all


Ben Affleck Backhands Marvel, and Dodges Infidelity Rumors


Ben Affleck Denies He's Dating the Nanny Jennifer Garner Had Fired


Ben Affleck Was Caught Whispering to Jennifer Lopez at the Oscars -- Let's Speculate Wildly about It!


Ben Affleck and Bill Maher on Islamophobia


Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner to Divorce


Benedict Cumberbatch Describes Sherlock Having Sex, and You Should Read This Very, Very Slowly


Benedict Cumberbatch Finally Speaks About That Alleged Fassbender Dance-Off


Benedict Cumberbatch Hates Homophobes, Will "Fight Them to the Death"


Benedict Cumberbatch Is Adorably Terrible At Fallon's Newest Game


Benedict Cumberbatch Knows You Think He Looks Like an Inbred Otter, Is Cool With It


Benedict Cumberbatch Marries, Valentine's Day Tainted for Thousands


Benedict Cumberbatch Proves His Name Has Nothing to Do With Melting Your Panties


Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter Welcome Their First Child


Bestselling Author Throws Embarrassing Hissyfit on Twitter After Book Snub


Betty White Is Getting a Lifetime Achievement Emmy


Beyoncé's Sister Solange Attacks Jay-Z in an Elevator in our Generation's Zapruter Film


Bieber Fans Hack Esperanza Spalding's Wiki: I Belieb That Children Are Our Future


Bieber Finally Gets His Boo


Big Boo from 'Orange is the New Black' Has Shed 50 Pounds


Big Man, Little Dog: 20 Celebrity Men with Tiny Dogs


Bill Cosby Rape Victim Wonders Why It Took Hannibal Buress' Joke Before Anyone Would Listen to Her


Bill Cosby Tweets Thanks To His Celeb Defenders. All Two Of Them


Bill Cosby Will Not Dignify Those Rape Accusations with a Response (But His Lawyer Will)


Bill Maher Decided to Play the 'Celebrities Say Offensively Stupid Sh*t About Current Events on Twitter' Game, Too!


Bill Murray Celebrated the Long Weekend by Surprising Fans at a St. Paul Saints Game


Bill Murray Made His First Comic Con Appearance Today


Bill Murray Makes His Ubercool Picks for the Ghostbusters 3 Female Leads


Bill Nye, Key & Peele Fight Racism With Science And Satire


Billy Corgan Is Still a Smug, Sniveling Prick


Billy Crystal Clarifies: He's Not Opposed to Gay Sex Scenes, He's Opposed to ALL Sex Scenes


Billy Eichner and His Celebrity Pals Go on a Hilarious Twitter Tirade Against Burger King for Plagiarism


Billy Joel Calls Taylor Swift Haters "Snoots," Takes a Swing at Sexism While He's At It


Blake Lively Announces Pregnancy in the Most Unctuous Way Imaginable


Blake Lively Has Ruined a Perfectly Good Canadian White Boy


Blake Lively Says Things, Frolics in a F**king Meadow


Blake Lively Starts a New Company Devoted to All the Things She's So Good At


Blake Lively's Response To A Bee Swarm Attack Is Open For Interpretation


Bobby Brown's Family Is Filming a Reality Show


Boobs vs. Guns: Miley Cyrus Endeavors to Manufacture Taylor Swift Feud


Brad Pitt Has a Gun In His House, Despite His Six Kids (And You Might, Too, If You Were Brad Pitt)


Brad Pitt Leads Sing-Along On How to Pronounce David Oyelowo's Name


Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Subverted My Plans, and Got Married in France Last Saturday


Brad Pitt, Cool Guy Extraordinaire, Plays the Tambourine Like a Boss


Bradley Whitford Was a Trainwreck As Host of the Capitol Fourth 2015 Independence Day Concert


Brandy Claims She Loves NYC, But Breaks Cardinal Rule


Breckin Meyer Has Very Unkind Things To Say About 'Saved By The Bell's' Dustin Diamond and His Penis


Breezy Had a Seize-y and It's All Your Fault


Bristol Palin Responds To Pregnancy Coverage, Misses Point Entirely


Brittany Murphy's Mom Attempts to Squash Reports that Her Daughter was Murdered, Raises Eyebrows


Broadway Audiences Simply Cannot Handle Being In the Presence of Hugh Jackman


Brooke Hogan Defends Hulk Hogan's Racist Comments, Should Really Stop Talking


Bryan Cranston Responds to Toys R Us Evicting His Walter White Action Figure


But Seriously, How Is Madonna Getting Younger?


Caitlyn Jenner Would Not Have Been Bob Costas' First Choice


Caitlyn Jenner's Series Is Coming. Leave Your Anti-E!, Anti-Kardashian Agenda at the Door.


Calling Out The Craven: George R. R. Martin Offers To Screen 'The Interview' At HIS Theater


Cameron Diaz vs. Kirsten Dunst in the Battle of Vapid Remarks


Can We Talk About What a Pathetic, Lousy Human Being This Suspended ESPN Reporter Is?


Can You Guess Who This 'Harry Potter' Actress Is Based on these Images?


Captain Tight Pants Has A Birthday Wish That Only You Can Help Fulfill!


Cards Against Humanity Does Something Good For (Wo)Mankind


Casey Kasem to be Buried in Norway


Cecily Strong Responds to Rumors that She's Pissed About Getting the 'Weekend Update' Shaft


Cee-Lo Green Can Stick His Rape Tweet Non-Apology Up His Ass


Cee-Lo Green Tweets His Definition of Rape, World Cries


Celebrating the Unlikely and Magical Friendship of Amy Schumer and Tilda Swinton


Celebrities Who Were Incognito at San Diego Comic Con


Celebrities You Didn't Realize Were 9/11 Truthers


Celebrity Apologies: The Good, The Bad and the *Facepalm*


Celebrity Bullsh*t: 2011's Greatest Gifts of All


Celebrity Couples I Must Befriend At Once


Celebrity Parenting Round-Up: Vaccines and Diapers are Bad, Gwyneth's Life Is Hard


Celebrity Relationships: Confusion over Anna Kendrick's Boyfriend, and Gwyneth Paltrow Dates a Showrunner


Celebs Misunderstand Feminism, Make Me Sexist as a Result


Channing Tatum Is the Best, Thinks Pizza Is Awesome


Channing Tatum Is the Most Bro-dorable Pro-Feminist Non-Feminist


Channing Tatum Writes the Best Emails


Charles Saatchi Divorcing Nigella Lawson Because She Didn't Defend Him When He Choked Her. Wait ... what?


Charlie Sheen Comes to 'Hero' Brian Williams' Defense Against 'Cowards' and 'Oligarchs'


Charlie Sheen Hurls His Crazy Into the Void


Charlie Sheen Spent Father's Day Sh*tting All Over Denise Richards on Twitter


Charlie Sheen is an Awful Human Being, Part 6,539


Charlie Sheen to Die in Horrific Car Accident...Cue the Laugh Track!


Charlize Theron Explains 'Mad Max: Fury Road's' Feminist Credentials


Cheating, Truth-Telling, PR and Being 22 In Public: Assessing this Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson Mess


Check It Out: Kevin Smith Lost 85 Pounds


Check Out Jared Leto's Hair in that Awkward Stage Between Allman Brother and the Joker


Check Out The Big, Round Hairy Cojones On Meryl Streep As She Rips Disney A New One


Check Out the Latest Edition of Hollywood's Confusing Celebrity Doppelgängers


Chelsea Handler Rips on Britney Spears and her "Two Personalities"


Chelsea Handler Will Do Psychotropic Drugs As Part of Her Smarter Netflix Series


Cher Admits She Might Not Be Flawless, Becomes Flawless in the Process


Chewbacca Is Impressed By Harrison Ford's Quick Recovery After Actor Has Another Accident


Chris Brown Wore a Halloween Costume


Chris Brown is This Generation's Martin Luther King, Jr. and Jesus, Says Man Who Urinates on Children


Chris Brown is a Lot Like Jesus


Chris Evans And Chris Pratt Continue Their Tour of Awesomeness


Chris Evans Says Goodbye to the Beard, and Hello to Back-to-Back Marvel Films


Chris Evans Tweets Out a Salute to Heroic Fellow Captain America


Chris Evans and Chris Pratt Dominate the Only Super Bowl Photos You Need to See


Chris Evans and Chris Pratt Made a Super Bowl Bet to Melt All Hearts and Pants


Chris Evans and Hemsworth Throw Interview, Talk Post-Marvel Careers as Breast Pump Cleaners


Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner Call Black Widow a Slut and a Whore


Chris Hardwick Has A Lot Of Thoughts About Nipples


Chris O'Dowd Handles Loss the Old Fashioned Way: With a Flask Full of Old Fashioneds


Chris O'Dowd Sheepishly Admits to Pulling the Meanest Long Con on His Newborn Son


Chris Pratt Clarifies Impotency Statements


Chris Pratt Does an AMA, Continues to be Amazing


Chris Pratt Found a Much Better Use for His Raptor Training Skills


Chris Pratt Gets His Ass Kicked at Dinosaur Trivia By An Adorable Kid


Chris Pratt Is Super Honest About What It Means to Be an Actor in Hollywood


Chris Pratt Is a Fierce Advocate of Equal-Opportunity Objectification


Chris Pratt Is an Actual Real-Life Superhero Who Kicks Down Doors and Saves Babies


Chris Pratt Proves He's Smarter Than the Average Avenger


Chris Pratt Sends Nick Offerman Pictures Of His Poop On His Birthday


Chris Pratt Sings His Heart Out at Wrigley Stadium


Chris Pratt Stole Guardians Costume to Visit Sick Kids, Is Flaw-Free


Chris Pratt Takes the Ice Bucket Challenge


Chris Pratt Wants You To Redesign His Cover Photo, Can Pay In Applebee's Gift Cards


Chris Pratt Working Through His Body Issues Is Good Therapy For All of Us


Chris Pratt Would Really Like It If You STOPPED HITTING ON HIS WIFE


Chris Pratt's High School Photos Are a Thing of Beauty. Awkward, Geeky Beauty


Chris Rock's Top 5 Reddit AMA Answers: Who Was the Smartest 'SNL' Cast Member?


Chris Rock: Ben Roethlisberger is 'the Original Cosby'


Chrissy Teigen and Katie Cassidy from 'Arrow' Are In a Twitter Fight and It's Glorious!


Christian Bale Says George Clooney and Other Celebrities Should 'Shut Up' About the Tabloids


Christina Aguilera Throws Glorious Shade At Her Pop Peers


Christina Hendricks Proves There's No Better Way Into Washington Than to Be On One of Obama's Favorite TV Shows


Christina Hendricks Transitions from Gorgeous Redhead To Gorgeous Blonde


Christmas is Canceled: There Will Be No Kardashian Kristmas Special. Please. Remain Calm.


Christopher Nolan Throws the Shadiest of Shade in Marvel's Direction


Christopher Nolan's Older Brother Attempted to Escape Prison After Being Accused of a Contract Killing


Clark Gregg and Chloe Bennet Start a Dubsmash War with Hayley Atwell and James D'Arcy


Classy Ian McKellen Responds to Damian Lewis' Accusation that McKellan Is a 'Fruity Actor' Who 'Only Plays Wizards'


Co-Stars Who Violently Hated Each Other On the Set of their Films


Coachella Is Your One-Stop Shop For Stupid Celebrity Fashion


Cobie Smulders Reveals She Had Ovarian Cancer


Colin Farrell Is Impressed with How Humble Ewan McGregor Is About His Enormous Dick


Colin Jost Says Obama's Two Wins Joke Was 'Incredibly Lame', and as Head Writer of SNL, He Would Know


Come Join Us! Gwyneth Paltrow and Her Trainer Have Formed the Ultimate Mutual Admiration Society


Comedian Mike Epps Got Cock-Blocked On Twitter ... By His Wife


Comedian Moshe Kasher Wants You to Pay His Rent


Company Insists Caitlyn Jenner Costume Isn't Offensive, Is Brain-Meltingly Wrong


Conan Shames Jake Gyllenhaal for His Traumatizing, Dad-Made Halloween Costumes


Congratulations Madonna, You Are Officially the Worst Person In the (Theatre) World


Congratulations, Bill Cosby! Your Meme Generator Is Officially the Worst Idea Anyone Had Today


Considering The Possible Hairspirations For Matt Damon's Ponytail


Cops Called in After Alec Baldwin Rightfully Gets Belligerent with Member of the Paparazzi


Could Charlie Sheen (Literally) Win?: A Pajiba Debate


Courteney Cox & David Arquette: Candid and Refreshing, or a Weird Marketing Trick Designed to Make Us Super Uncomfortable?


Courtney Love's Disastrous First Marriage to James Moreland


Craig Ferguson Gives Betty White The Hippo She Wants For Christmas


Curtis 'Booger' Armstrong Explains Why John Cusack Disavowed 'Better Off Dead'


DJ Clark Gregg Proves He Is the Funkiest SHIELD Agent


DJ Tilda Swinton Will Rock Your Goddamn Socks Off


Dame Helen Mirren Says All the Right Things About Confidence and Beauty


Damon Lindelof Admits He Quit Twitter Because Of Hurt Feelings Over 'Lost' Criticism


Dan Cortese Responds to Stefon's Mockery on 'SNL'


Daniel Radcliffe Has The Best Ass In England


Daniel Radcliffe Posits the Radical Notion that Men Aren't Entitled to Women's Vaginas, Earns All-Access Pass to Mine


Danielle 'Topanga' Fishel Responds After Internet Calls Her a 'Fat Cougar' In Her Wedding Dress


Danny Masterson Trashes Scientology Doc, Blames School Shootings on Prozac


Dave Chapelle Says He'd Choose Rachel Dolezal In the Racial Draft


David Arquette Got Kicked Out of Justin Bieber's Birthday Party


David Duchovny Is Releasing an Album


David Duchovny Thinks X-Files' Fox Mulder Was the Worst Ever FBI Agent


David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson Might Be Having Too Much Fun on The X-Files Set


David Letterman Apologizes to James Corden For Calling Him Tubby


David Letterman Comes Out Of Retirement, Bad News For Trump


David Lynch Drinks Ten to Twenty Cups of Coffee a Day, Suddenly David Lynch Makes a Little More Sense


David Schwimmer Helped Police Crack the Case in a Prostitute Stabbing


David Spade, Jack Nicholson, & Lara Flynn Boyle: Hollywood's Weirdest Love Triangle


David Tennant and Olivia Colman Get a Look at Broadchurch Fan Art


Dear Generation X: Nothing Will Make You Feel Older Than This


Debra Messing On Bobby Cannavale and Jeremy Piven


Definitive Proof that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Vampires


Dial-A-Star, and the Human Tragedy of...TWENTY F*CKING DOLLARS A MINUTE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?


Did Andrew Garfield Cheat on Emma Stone?


Did Christian Bale Just Take a Backhanded Swipe at Batfleck?


Did Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively's New Artisanal Baby Cost Someone Their Job?


Discussing Gender Roles With Izzie Stevens: Katherine Heigl Begins Her Comeback Tour By Addressing 'Those' Comments


Don't Be Mad at Trevor Noah for His Twitter Jokes; Be Mad at the Guy He Probably Stole Them From


Don't Panic: A Cursory Overview of Tabloid-Speak to Get You Through This Troubled Time


Don't Worry, Channing Tatum 'F**king Hated G.I. Joe,' Too


Donald Glover Apparently Learned from Dan Harmon How to Get Pissy on Twitter


Donald Trump Made Racism Part Of Election Bid, Pays The Price With Miss USA


Drake Refuses to do Magazine Press After 'Rolling Stone' Took Away His Cover in Favor of Philip Seymour Hoffman


Drew Barrymore's Humorous Candor About Her Post-Baby Self Image Is Utterly Delightful


Dustin Hoffman Explains the Proud American Tradition of the Kiss Cam


ESPN Honors Caitlyn Jenner for Her Courage, Fox News Welcomes Her with Ridicule


Earning Forgiveness is Overrated: The Comeback Concept


Eddie Murphy Dares You To Not Like His New Reggae Track


Eddie Redmayne's Audition for Bilbo Baggins in 'The Hobbit' Was a Disaster


Eddie Vedder's Ice Bucket Challenge Is the Most Dad Ice Bucket Challenge of Them All


Elisabeth Moss Calls Her Short-Lived Marriage to Fred Armisen 'Extremely Traumatic and Awful and Horrible'


Elisabeth Moss on Which Mad Men Characters She'd F*ck, Marry and Kill


Elizabeth Olsen Tries to Cover Her CapAss Tracks with a Hiddleston


Ellen DeGeneres Lays Smack Down On Homophobic Pastor's Rant


Ellen Degeneres Scares the Hell Out of Kristen Wiig Because Ellen Scaring Celebs Never Gets Old


Ellen Page's Coming Out Speech Is a Thing of Beauty


Email from Sony Leak Reveals Joel McHale To Be ... the Nicest, Most Down-to-Earth Guy Ever


Emilia Clarke Can't Stop, Won't Stop Propositioning Other Celebrities For Threesomes


Emily Blunt Decries Flatgate, Cannes Requirement for Women to Wear High Heels


Emma Stone Admits She Has Some 'Rebellious' Troll Tendencies


Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield Brilliantly Use the Evil Power of the Paparazzi for Good


Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield Watch Continues with Garfield's Parents


Emma Stone and Colin Firth Are the Old Bickering Married Couple Vaudevillian Dreams Are Made Of


Emmy Nominees and the Snubbed React on Twitter


Erin Andrews Explains Why She Rolled Her Eyes During the Marriage Proposal on 'Dancing with the Stars'


Ernie Hudson Changed His Opinion On the New 'Ghostbusters' Really Damn Fast


Ethan Embry Had a Better Rex Manning Day Than You


Evan Rachel Wood Talks About Feeling "like Meat" at Vanity Fair Photo Shoot


Evans, Pratt and Fallon Photobombing Super Bowl-ers Is the Most Glorious Thing You'll Ever See


Even Celebrities Write Fan Letters to Celebrities


Ever Have That Unshakable Feeling Like Nothing Will Ever Be OK Again? Me Too | Reality TV's Highest Earners


Every Little Thing He Does is Douchey: Shia LaBeouf Plagiarizes Dan Clowes and Yahoo Answers


Every Time Anna Kendrick Tweets, an Angel Retires To Its Bunk


Every Time Catherine Revved Up the Microwave, I'd Piss My Pants and Forget Who I Was for About Half an Hour or So | Randy and Evi Quaid are Squatters, Crazy


Everyone In the World Has a Big Ol' Fat Crush on Meryl Streep


Everything You Need to Know About Samira Wiley, The Extraordinary Poussey on 'Orange is the New Black'


Everything about John Travolta that Made Everyone Massively Uncomfortable During the Oscars


Evil Sony Hackers Expose a Bunch of Goofy Celebrity Aliases


Ew.


Examining the Most Forgettable Face in Hollywood


Expert Fashion Commentary On The Met Gala's Most Outrageous Outfits


F*cking With People: The Movie! | Uncomfortable Humor & You


FYI: Apparently Alexandra Daddario and Her Siblings Got First Pick at the Gene Pool Draft


Famke Janssen Broke Into Her Own House...or Did She?


Fassbender and McAvoy Discuss Their 'X-Men' Bromance On Conan


Father-Son Bonding Jeff Goldblum Style


Felicia Day Explains to Simpletons Why a Black Human Torch is Good But a White Tiger Lily is Bad


Felicia Day Writes About Her #GamerGate Fears and Unlike Chris Kluwe, Is Immediately Doxxed


Fighting, Finding Jesus and Biting the Hand that Feeds You: This Week in Child Stardom


Filming on 'Game of Thrones' Is Not Going Well for Maisie Williams


Finally, Gwyneth Paltrow Offers a Health Tip We Can All Get Behind


Five Actors Painfully Unworthy of Their Status | Seriously, What Are You Even Doing Here?


Flight Attendants Are Irked with Nicole Kidman Over Her Latest Ad Campaign


Following His Latest Box-Office Bomb, Here's the First 5 People I'd Audition to Play Nic Cage in the Movie of His Life


For His Latest Career Move, James Franco Calls the NYTimes Theater Critic a 'Little Bitch'


For The Studio Exec Who Thinks Women Are Rarely Funny And Beautiful


For Your Consideration: Rose Byrne Is Not Who You Think She Is


Forget Wolverine and Jean, Here's Why Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy Are the Best X-Men Love Story


Former 'Newsroom' Writer Alena Smith Calls Aaron Sorkin Out for Doxing, Misogyny


Frances McDormand Has Some Very Strong Feelings About Plastic Surgery


Freddie Prinze Jr. Tries to Start a Fight with Kiefer Sutherland, Fails Miserably


From 'Thoughtless Pig' To Interracial Lesbian Relationship: They Grow Up So Fast, Ireland Baldwin Edition


From the Depths of His Soul, Jaden Smith Profoundly Tweets About Owen Wilson


From the Mouth of a Babe: Jessica Chastain Wants to Know "Where Is the Scarlett Johansson Superhero Movie? "


Gabrielle Union Speaks Out Against "The Fappening," Vultures and the Victimization of Women


Gal Gadot Responds To Criticisms She's Not Woman Enough To Play Wonder Woman


Game of Thrones' Maisie Williams Deftly Handles Her First Reddit AMA


Game of Thrones' Maisie Williams Previews the First Clip of Arya at House of Black and White


Game of Thrones' Viserys Targaryen Lays Odds on Who'll Win the Iron Throne


Garth Brooks Invites You to Have a Conversation In His Rape Van ... er, On His Facebook Page


Gary Oldman Delivers Canned Apology for Dumb Things He Said


Gaze Upon The Terrifying Faces Of Hollywood's Angry, Raging Feminist Beasts


Gene Simmons Tells Depressed People to Kill Themselves, Can Go F*ck Himself


George Clooney Got Into a Profanity-Fueled Shouting Match with a Hotel Tycoon Over an Obama Insult


George Clooney Said the Perfect Thing to a Nervous Anna Kendrick the First Time They Met


George Clooney Would Like To Know 'What the F**k Is Wrong With' Russell Crowe?


George Clooney's Wedding Will Be Held at Downton Abbey, Because That's What You Do When You're George F*cking Clooney


George R. R. Martin Finally Says the Words We've Longed to Hear


George R. R. Martin Is Understandably Flummoxed by Playboy's Sexy George R. R. Martin Halloween Costume


George R. R. Martin Reveals Five Book Characters He Wishes Game of Thrones Hadn't Excluded


George Takei vs. Baby Goose


Gerard Depardieu Drinks 14 Bottles of Wine a Day, Kills Lions, Is Generally Better Than You


Get Yourselves Together, People, Charlize Theron Is Back on the Market!


Giant Breasts Do Not An Actress Make | An Argument Against Guest Stars


Gillian Anderson Handily Wins a Make-Me-Jealous Photo Tweet Contest Against David Duchovny


Gillian Anderson Has a Very Special Place for Her Funko Hannibal Doll


Gillian Anderson Introduces Her Gorgeous Daughter to the World, Announces Guide for Women


Gillian Anderson Is Ready to Date; Gender Is Irrelevant


Gillian Anderson Knows Exactly What X-Files Fans Want


Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny Can't Keep Their Lips off Each Other


Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny Just Made All Our Shipping Dreams Come True


Given the Choice Between Singing and Beer, Anna Kendrick Chooses Beer, Duh


God Dammit, Chris Brown


God Dammit, Justin Bieber: Pop Fetus Creates Racist Graffiti


Going Clear Documentary Reveals Who Was Behind Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman's Split


Going Clear's Alex Gibney Says Scientology Bullied the IRS, Addresses Ridiculous Letter


Golden Globe in Hand, Ruth Wilson Speaks Her Mind About Sex Scene Inequality


Good F'ing Riddance: Why Celebrity "Retirement" is the Best Thing for All of Us


Good Morning, Here Are Two Handsome Men Reading the Phone Book


Guy Fieri and His Hairdresser Brawl. We Attempt to Uncover the Possible Reasons


Guys, Screech Totally Didn't Mean to Stab That Guy and 'Meant No Harm'


Gwyneth Paltrow Cheating on Chris Martin? Delicious.


Gwyneth Paltrow Hosts the World's Whitest Party


Gwyneth Paltrow Invites Friends Over to Watch Films Starring Gwyneth Paltrow


Gwyneth Paltrow Is So Self-Obsessed, She Goops to Get Closer to Herself


Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks Her Ridiculously Lavish Christmas List Will Make Father Christmas Proud


Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are 'Consciously Uncoupling,' Managing to Make Even a Breakup Sound Pretentious


Gwyneth Paltrow vs. Lena Dunham: Who Reigns Insufferable?


Gwyneth Paltrow's Latest, Greatest Advice Is to Steam-Clean Your Vajayjay


Gwyneth Paltrow's Most Sciencey Advice for Living Your Ultimate Life


Hackers: The Hollywood Boogeyman


Hairy Fishnuts? Poor Benedict Cumberbatch Can't Say Penguins


Haley Joel Osment Ate the Kid from 'The Sixth Sense'


Hands Down The Best Thing To Come Out Of the Reddit AMA With 'MythBusters' Adam Savage


Hannah Hart's Got What You Need For An Entertaining Pot Video: Sarah Silverman


Hannibal Buress Calls Bill Cosby a Smug-Faced Rapist


Happy Birthday Lucy Lawless, You Beautiful, Powerful Giver of No F*cks


Happy Birthday, Betty White! | A Celebration of Geriatric Awesome


Happy Birthday, TMZ: You Princes of Class, You Kings of Go F*ck Yourself


Happy Thanksgiving, Friends | Here's Some Bullsh*t


Hard to Give, I'm Never Gonna Forget, But Everybody Needs a Little Forgiveness | Celebrities Are Better than You


Harper's Bazaar Let Kim Kardashian Interview Elizabeth Taylor | I Hate So Much About the Things You Choose To Be


Harrison Ford's 12 Most Delightfully Crotchety Answers From His Reddit AMA


Has Jenna Coleman Traded The King in The North for The Prince In The South?


Haters Dismissed: Anne Hathaway Looks Amazing in this Month's Elle UK


Have You Ever Been So Mad You Turned Racist? Examining the Celebrity Freakout


Have You Ever Wanted to Wear George R.R. Martin on Your Crotch? Now You Can


Hayley Atwell Dressed As Agent Carter For Her Driver's License Photo


Hayley Atwell Expresses Her Feelings On Meeting Gwendoline Christie The Only Way She Possibly Can


Hayley Atwell Is Everything You've Ever Wanted In a Genderless, Big-Boobed Heroine


Hayley Atwell Makes the Impossible Choice Between Chris Evans and James D'Arcy


Hayley Atwell Really Needs to Get Back to Work. Or Maybe an Intervention


Hayley Atwell and Chris Evans Just Won That Dubstep War


Hayley Atwell and James D'Arcy Continue Their Twitter Photo World Domination Tour


Hayley Atwell is Amazing, and We Are All Better For It


Henry Cavill on Sex Scenes: 'All You're Doing is Smacking Your Nuts Against Someone'


Henry Cavill's Nerdiness Is Like a Jack Hammer to Your Pelvic Floor


Henry Cavill's Penis Is Not Superman Endowed


Here Are All the Things Roseanne Barr Doesn't Give a Crap About


Here Comes Pimped Children: The Whole "Kids Are Off Limits" Thing Is Now Off the Table


Here Is Just How Little Adam Sandler Cares About Anything At All


Here's Everything We Know about the Solange/Jay-Z/Beyoncé Situation, the Most Important Story in the World


Here's Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer Dancing Onstage With Billy Joel


Here's Tom Hiddleston Singing 'Merry Christmas' in a Southern Accent While Holding a Dog


Here's Your Murderer's Row of Celebrity Anti-Vaccination Truthers


Here's a Drunk Charlie Sheen Bugging Folks at a Taco Bell Drive-Thru Like a Goddamn Vagrant


Here's an Adorable Photo of Lauren Graham and Connie Britton from When They Were Roommates


Here's the Awkward Photo of Sony's Amy Pascal Trying to Embrace Angelina Jolie After 'Spoiled Brat' Email Leak


Here's the Terrible Paul Walker Joke Cut from Justin Bieber's Comedy Central Roast


Here's the Topless Photo of Chelsea Handler Those 'Sexists' Over on Instagram Deleted (NSFW)


Hey Everybody! Please Leave Poor Dustin Diamond Alone!


Hey Ladies: This is How Real, Ordinary Men Would Look in Sexy Underwear Ads


Hey Maine Governor Paul LePage, Pissing Off Stephen King Is Probably a Bad Idea


Hey Marvel, Mark Ruffalo Would Sure Like to Buy Some Black Widow Merchandise


Hey! What's Ryan Reynolds Doing These Days, Anyway?


Hiddleston, Cumberbatch, Knightley, Dormer and More Have Their Way With Famous American Movie Scenes


Hideous Fatty Jennifer Lawrence Photoshopped to be Worthy of Human Sight


Hilarious Prank Reveals How Chris Pratt Would Actually React to a Dinosaur Attack


History Making Moment: Anna Kendrick, First Woman To Play Uno Ovum


Hollywood Asked Repeatedly That Emily Blunt Be Replaced By A Dude In Her Latest Film


Hollywood's Most Adorable Couple Named Their Second Daughter After a 'Designing Women' Actress?


How Arnold Schwarzenegger Told Off A Bigoted Fanboy


How Celebrity Culture has Ruined Us (and Why That's Not the End of the World)


How Dan Harmon Is Able to Take the Sh*t Out of a Show


How Did Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman Meet?


How Do You Feel About Halloween? Kirk Cameron's Here To Ruin That


How Many Exclamation Points Will It Take For Will Smith to Shut You Up?


How Many F*cks Does Felicia Day Give About What You Think of Her Haircut?


How To Make The Rock Look Small


How in God's Name Did Katy Perry End Up on ESPN's College Gameday?


How is Kim Kardashian's Vagina Doing?


How the Star of 'Girl Meets World' Gives Us Hope for America's Youth


How to Explain the Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift Twitter Feud to an Adult


Hugh Jackman Hints at His Departure from the 'X-Men' Series


Human Tofu with Stubble, Sam Worthington, Arrested For Rightfully Punching Paparazzo


I Actually Feel Sorry for Lindsay Lohan. You May Never Hear Those Words Again.


I Am Officially Sick of Your Sh*t: An Open Letter to Taylor Swift


I Ate Lunch With Keira Knightley and Lived to Gloat About It


I Didn't Realize the Pride Parade Was a Competitive Event Until 'Orange Is the New Black' Won It


I Got A .45 And A Shovel, I Doubt Anyone Would Miss You: Brett Ratner Bails On The Oscars


I Just Have a Lot of Feelings: The Olivia Newton-John/John Travolta Christmas...Thing.


I Really Like Justin Timberlake. Huh.


I Think I Love You: An Open Letter to Christine Ouzounian, Ben Affleck's Nanny


I Understand Neither Art Nor Fashion


I'm Necessary Evil: Tom Hardy Pulls off the Best Ever Wedding Party Photobomb


Ian McKellan Tells Oxford Students What Would Happen If They Do Not Study for Exams


Ian McKellen Cuddles With That One Direction Kid


Ian Somerhalder and Norman Reedus Had a Better Weekend Than Any of Us


Idina Menzel 'Defends' Her NYE Performance, But Should She Have To?


Idina Menzel's Boob Pops Out During a Live Performance But She Rolls With It Like Champ


Idris Elba Doesn't Care About Spoilers, Is Over This Marvel Green Screen Sh*t


Idris Elba Put His Gorgeous Self In Danger: We Are Equal Parts Impressed and Worried


Idris Elba Tells Kimmel He Doesn't Want to Scare the World with His Giant...Microphone


Idris Elba Tweets Response to Sad Man's Poem, Noting That You're Damn Right It's Good to Be Idris Elb


Idris Elba Tweets a Picture Perfect Response to Those Bond Rumors


If John Oliver Is a Man Of His Word, We'll See Him Guzzling a Bud Light This Weekend


If Justin Bieber Gets Recruited into Scientology, I Will Be the Happiest Girl in the World


If Ronda Rousey Wants to Play Captain Marvel, You Let Her Play Captain Marvel


If These Two Game of Thrones Stars Really Are Dating, The Internet Might Explode


If You Do Not Meet the Standards of Good Christian Katy Perry, She Will Throw Your Ass Under the Bus


If You Take One Thing Away from This Playboy Interview with Ben Affleck, It's that the Man Profoundly Loves His Wife


If You're Going to Be an Asshole, That's Fine, I Respect Your Choice, But Don't Do It In Front of Me: Dancing With the Stars Cast Backlash Makes Me Tired and Sad


Iggy Azalea Doesn't Know What 'Last Airbender' Is, Still Knows Not to Be Compared to It


Illegitimate Theatre News: Lindsay Lohan Really Was Cast In That Play, While Shia LaBeouf Got Kicked Out of One


In 'Yeah, We Know' News, Bobby Flay Cheated on His Wife with January Jones


In An Op-Ed For 'NYTimes,' Therapist James Franco Explores Shia LaBeouf's Recent Antics


In Case You Were Wondering: Michael Keaton Is Very Secure In Himself, His Batman


In Celebrity Mad Libs News, Jennifer Lawrence Is Allegedly Dating Chris Martin


In His reddit AMA, Mike Rowe Talks About The Mob, Exercise, And QVC


In Honor of Tina Fey's Letterman Strip-Tease, Let's Look Back on the Original


In Pictures: 30 Actors and their Not-As-Famous But No-Less-Worthy Spouses


In Praise of Utter B*tchery: Madonna, We've Missed You


In Single Tweet, Seth Rogen Gets at the Heart of the Hobby Lobby Ruling


In Stark (hee) Contrast to Bieber, the Real Joffrey Just Enjoys a Good Sandwich


In Which I Feel Sorry for a Kardashian


In her Reddit AMA, Amy Poehler Reveals Adam Scott's Scent and Promises To Mentally Destroy Nick Offerman


In the Wake of 'Going Clear,' Here Are Eight Famous Scientologists We Should Rescue


Inside the Insanity of Marlon Brando's Absolutely Bonkers Secret Celebrity Acting Seminar


Insufferably Annoying Actress Calls Jennifer Lawrence 'Annoying' and Crass'


Interview: Richard Ayoade Talks 'The Double'


Is 'American Sniper's' Chris Kyle and Hero or, Uh, Something Else? Hollywood and the Media Weigh In


Is Adam Duritz's Hair Real?


Is Colin Farrell Awesome Again? Letter of Support for Marriage Equality Says Yes.


Is It Better To Burn Out or Fade Away?: A Two-Sided View of Addiction, Death and Public Reaction


Is It Okay for Charles Dance to Speak About Peter Dinklage This Way?


Is Johnny Depp Box Office Poison, or the Most Cunning Man in Hollywood?


Is Kevin Smith's Box-Office Disaster, 'Tusk,' the End of His Filmmaking Career or a Much-Needed Wake-Up Call?


Is Martin Freeman Getting Fed Up with Filming Amid Frenzied Sherlock Fans?


Is Sarah Silverman Working Through a Break-Up with Michael Sheen on Twitter, Or Is She Just Naturally Despondent?


Is Steven Moffat Really This Dim, or Is He Just Playing Coy?


Is The Pope A Feminist Now?


Is Wizarding Royalty About to Become Real World Royalty?


It Has Been A Bad Week. Let's Take A Break With Some Hot Feminists


It Turns Out There IS One 'Gilmore Girls' Fan On #TeamLogan, And It's Lauren Graham


It Was Odd Enough Finding Out Mireille Enos Was Alan Ruck's Wife, But The Flirty Half-Nude Photos Are Just Plain Bizarre


It's Been 10 Years Since the MTV Movie Awards's Best Ever Moment


It's Different with Jon Stewart, Because It Just Is


It's Just Another Day...to Fall More in Love with Tom Hardy


It's Lindsay Lohan vs. the Hilton Family--We're Gonna Party Like It's 2006


It's OK, Everyone, Sarah Silverman and Michael Sheen Are Still Together


J.K. Rowling Admits on Twitter that She Hid the Truth from Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) for Years


J.K. Rowling Handily Shuts Down Twitterer Complaining About Dumbledore Being Gay


J.K. Rowling Is Doing Her Part to Cut Through Twitter's Toxic Environment


JTT in the Wild: Because When a Unicorn is Spotted, There Must Be Celebration


Jake Gyllenhaal Used to Be in a Boy Band


Jake Gyllenhaal's Parents Wouldn't Let Him Be a Mighty Duck


James Franco Has Delusions of Talent Grandeur, Is a Tad Creepy, Might Be Crazy. He's the Perfect Tommy Wiseau.


James Franco Responds to His Inclusion on Lindsay Lohan's Sex List


James Franco Says Lindsay Lohan Went Full Fatal Attraction On Him After They Made Out


James Franco Writes Sh*tty Poems About Other Celebrities


James Franco Wrote a Really Dumb Essay About the Value of McDonalds for 'The Washington Post'


James Gunn Wants All You Whiny Little Pissbabies to Stop Complaining About Movie Remakes


James Gunn on Guardians 2, Doing Television, and the Show That Caused Him to Fall into Deep Depression


James McAvoy Feels Inadequate Due to Mark Ruffalo's HUGE ... Unicycle


James Spader Reveals His Flaws to Rolling Stone, and He Really Is Just as Quirkalicious as We Want Him to Be


Jamie Dornan Stalked a Woman to Prep For Playing a Serial Killer on 'The Fall'


Jamie Dornan Teases His Kinky Fifty Shades of Grey Research


Jamie Lee Curtis Shows That the Family That Cosplays Together, Stays Together


Jared Leto May Cut His Majestic Hair; We Bid His Locks Adieu


Jason Biggs Masters the Art of the Douchey Non-Apology


Jason Lee's Ex-Wife Pens a Powerful Essay on Scientology


Jason London Arrested, Poops Himself in Patrol Car Because God Loves Wednesday!


Jay Pharoah's Impression of Chris Rock In Front of Chris Rock Is Fun


Jeff Bridges Admits He Was As Disappointed With That 'Giver' Adaptation As You Were


Jena Malone Is One Headdress Short Of Being Christina Fallin But Released A Song Called 'Indian Giver' Anyway


Jennifer Aniston Had to Cancel a Scheduled Junket to Promote Her Oscar Nomination


Jennifer Aniston Nonchalantly Discusses Her Dirty Horrible Bosses 2 Necklace


Jennifer Aniston Removes Makeup for Film Role, Bravely Appears Slightly Less Shiny than Usual


Jennifer Aniston Sure is Pregnant a Lot


Jennifer Esposito Trashes Her Ex-Husband Bradley Cooper


Jennifer Garner Acknowledges Baby Bump, But Not the Kind with a Baby Inside


Jennifer Garner Won't Let Ben Affleck Be Friends with Kevin Smith, Which Is Fine Since Ben Affleck Won't Let Jennifer Garner Be Friends with Mark Ruffalo


Jennifer Lawrence & the Heartmelting Tradition of Celebrity Visits to Children's Hospitals


Jennifer Lawrence And Amy Schumer Are Teaming Up For Your Future Favorite Movie


Jennifer Lawrence Photographed in Bed with Kris Jenner


Jennifer Lawrence Poses Nude with a Boa Constrictor on 'Vanity Fair'


Jennifer Lawrence Responds to Nude Photo Leak


Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt May Be the Last Savior for Big-Budget Original Films


Jennifer Lawrence's Best Friend May Be the Only Woman Alive Cooler than Jennifer Lawrence


Jennifer Lopez Expresses Anger Through Hashtags After She and Leah Remini Were Rear-Ended by a Drunk Driver


Jennifer Lopez is the Most Fascinating | Also, I'm Really Looking Forward to That Minority Report Movie


Jennifer Love Hewitt to Replace Mariska Hargitay on SVU?: More "No" Than You Can Shake a Stick At


Jenny McCarthy Continues to Be So Dumb It Hurts


Jeremy Piven Is Doing 'Entourage' Interviews As Ari Gold


Jeremy Renner Would Like to Remind You After His Golden Globes Joke to Lighten Up, Francis


Jeremy Renner: Seriously Though, Black Widow's A Slut


Jerry Seinfeld Shares A Gay Joke To Prove Thought Police Are The Worst


Jersey Shore Stars Are Now Parents-to-Be and Rehab-itants | At What Point Is This No Longer Entertainment?


Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart Deride Sexist Interview Questions in Awkward Interview


Jessica Chastain Wants to Lead a Superhero Film


Jessica Chastain and Bryce Dallas Howard Prove They Actually Look Nothing Alike


Jessica Simpson Tries to Ride the 50 Shades of Grey Wave in a Weird Photoshoot


Jim Carrey Goes on a Twitter Rant Opposing Vaccines with Thimerosal


Jimmy Fallon's 'The Tonight Show' Cut Shailene Woodley's Gender Politics Discussion from their Broadcast


Jodie Foster's Mel Gibson Love-fest: True Friendship, or Anything To Sell a Movie?


Joe Manganiello Wounded In Wild 'Magic Mike XXL' Strip Scene, Not Becoming A Cyborg


Joe Rogan Tearfully Recalls the Toxic Relationship Between Phil Hartman and His Wife


John Boyega Sends a Message to Star Wars Fans


John Cleese Is Way More Important Than You, and Will Take Whatever Time Necessary to Let You Know It


John Cusack Has Nothing Against 'Better Off Dead'


John Cusack's 30-Year-Dating History Is B-A-N-A-N-A-S


John David Washington, Son of Denzel, Plays Ricky Jerret in HBO's 'Ballers'


John Grisham Thinks We Should Cut Old Dudes a Break For Looking at Underage Porn


John Legend And His Wife Show Support For #ICantBreathe Protesters With Free Food Trucks


John Malkovich Recreates Iconic Photos Throughout History with Stunning Results


John Mayer Revisits His 'Intellectual Crash' and Recovering Ego Addiction--We Revisit What a Piece of Sh*t He Is


John Oliver Says He's 'Not A Respected Journalist'


John Oliver Would Make A Terrible Criminal (For Charity)


John Oliver and His Wife Have the Perfect Meet-Cute Story


John Travolta Defends Scientology Against Accusations Made by 'Going Clear'


John Travolta's Hair: An Investigation


Johnny Depp Helped Wake a Girl From a 9-Month Coma with the Sound Of His Voice


Johnny Depp Is Reportedly Missing--Let's Speculate Wildly about Where He Could Be


Johnny Depp Proven Imperfect, Worlds Crumble: When the Good Ones Disappoint


Johnny Depp Was Probably Not Stoned When He Swayed and Slurred Through an Awards Speech Last Night


Jon Hamm Calls Justin Bieber a Sh*thead, Warms Hearts across the Globe


Jon Hamm Gives His Take on the 'Mad Men' Finale


Jon Hamm Talks Social Media, the Sony Hack, and Why He's Not a Superhero


Jon Hamm Was Arrested Over a Brutal Hazing Incident in College


Jon Stewart And Conan Pay Tribute To The Slain Of Charlie Hebdo


Jon Stewart Breaks Down The Shit Show That Is The Republican Presidential Race


Jon Stewart Discusses Leaving 'The Daily Show' and Reflects on His Career


Jon Stewart Gives The Perfect Response To The Trevor Noah Scandal


Jon Stewart Has Now Rejected Job Offers From CBS, ABC, And NBC over the Course of his Career


Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert Welcome Clownstick Donald Trump to the GOP Race


Jonah Hill Apologizes for Homophobic Slur, Unwisely Uses the 'Gay Friend' Defense


Joseph Gordon-Levitt Talks Feminism, Women Against Feminism and His Mom


Josh Duggar Enters Sex Rehab After Reports of a Liaison with Porn Star Danica Dillion


Josh Duggar Had an Ashley Madison Account: Just the Facts


Joss Whedon Apologizes For That 'Jurassic World' Tweet, Says It Was 'Bad Form'


Joss Whedon Calls Blaming Feminists For His Twitter Departure 'Horseshit'


Jude Law Reveals Turning Down Superman So He Wouldn't Ruin Children's Lives


Judy Greer Sounds Off On Hollywood's Gender Inequality


Julia Roberts Gives Jennifer Aniston the Best Stink-Eye Since Sophia Loren


Just Like Magic, J.K. Rowling Shuts Down Down a Twitter Dipsh*itter's Serena Williams Hate


Just Throw Some Gay At It | CBS Fails GLAAD Test


Justin Bieber Accused of Robbery and Even his Robbery Game Is Weak


Justin Bieber Arrested for Being Justin Bieber


Justin Bieber Being Carried Up the Great Wall of China is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day


Justin Bieber Being Held Back From Attacking Photographers Is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day


Justin Bieber Calls Fan a 'Beached Whale', Teases Her Till She Cries, Might Not Be the Kindest Gentlest Elf in the Workshop


Justin Bieber Has His Come to Jesus Moment, Admits He's Not Who He Has Been Pretending To Be


Justin Bieber Takes Racism Game to the Next Level, Sings Song about Joining the KKK


Justin Bieber Thinks He's James Dean. More Like James Oh-My-God-Why-Are-You-Always-the-World's-Worst?


Justin Bieber is Jacked...It's Confusing


Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Have a Son


Justin Timberlake is the Worst


Justin Timberlake: Hollywood Trying to Make "Fetch" Happen


Kanye West's Wedding Gift to Kim Kardashian Will Make You Believe in True Love


Kanye's Wheelchair Misunderstanding Video, A Digital Autopsy


Kardashian Show Mixes it Up, Throws in a Crack Addiction Plotline


Kate Hudson's Biological Father Is Kind of a D*ckhead


Kathy Griffin Leaves 'Fashion Police'...And for a Great Reason


Katie Holmes, We Underestimated You


Katy Perry Is An Entertainment Powerhouse


Katy Perry Shames and Rages Against Australian Paparazzi Who Stalked Her


Katy Perry's Feminist Messages Are Very Perplexing


Keira Knightley Posed Topless in 'Interview' Magazine To Protest Photoshopping (NSFW)


Keira Knightley Wants to Know 'Where Are the Female Stories?'


Kelly Osbourne Says Something Racist While Calling Out Donald Trump's Racism


Kelsey Grammer Finds His Life's Work: Correcting Grammar on the Internet


Kevin Bacon: Proponant Of More Gratuitous Dongs In Movies


Kevin Smith Shaved His Beard. GROW IT BACK! GROW IT BACK!


Kevin Spacey Can Be an 'Arrogant SOB' If He Damn Well Wants To


Kevin Spacey Kills Fallon's Wheel of Impressions Game


Kid Rock Came for Beyoncé--Now the Beyhive Comes for Kid Rock


Kim Basinger's Elle Interview Proves She's Lost Her Damn Mind


Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Spent Four Hours Photoshopping Their Wedding Pics


Kim Kardashian and the Other Hollywood Marriages That Hock Peanut Butter Loogies on the Idea of Your "Sacred Institution"


Kim Kardashian is Terrible, Part 2,547 (And 7 Celebrities Who Are Wonderful, In an Effort to Counterbalance Said Terrible)


Kim Novak Speaks Out Against That Goddamed Oscars Bullying


Kit Harington Is a Super-Pretty Man in an Emo Teen's Head


Kit Harington Wants To Be Your Wacky Batman


Know Your Enemy | Celebrity Sites Are Better Than Us


Korrasami Gets Gorgeous Official Artwork


Kristen Bell Is Pregnant with (Probably) the World's Second Cutest Baby, But We'll Never Know Because Baby Bells Are Private


Kristen Bell Takes Anti-Vaxxers to Task Like the Boss She Is


Kristen Bell Talks About Being Naked Whilst Naked, Because the Universe Loves You and Wants You to Be Happy


Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard Are Boycotting Publications that Pay for Photographs of Celebrity Babies, Because They Are Awesome


Kristen Bell's 'Frozen' Voicemail to a Sick Girl Will Make Your Heart Grow Three Sizes


Kristen Bell's Daughter Has Never Seen 'Frozen'


Kristen Stewart Is Going to Take Some Time Off From Acting To 'Make Stuff'


Kristen Stewart Says You Don't Know "Dick Shit" About Her (Or Anyone, Really)


Kristen Stewart Tells Autograph Seeker to 'Get the F*ck Out of My Face'


Kristen Stewart and Jesse Eisenberg are Delightful, Real-Life Human Beings


Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader Mock Clueless Local Newscaster


Kylie Jenner's Lips Are Destroying Our Children


LOVE IS DEAD FOREVER | A Look Back at Tom and Katie, The Greatest Love Story of Our or Any Time


Ladies, Meryl Streep Wants Your Screenplays


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Laura Prepon's Scientology Interview Is A Total Bummer


Laverne Cox Poses Nude for Allure


LeBron James and Vaginal Tattoos: 6 Life Lessons From Amy Schumer


LeVar Burton Talks About the Beautiful Origins of 'Reading Rainbow' in His Reddit AMA


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Leave John Travolta Alone, Scarlett Johansson Tells the Associated Press


Lee Pace Finally Kisses 'Pushing Daisies' Co-Star. NOW KISS ARMITAGE, DAMNIT


Lee Pace Says That Doing 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Made Him Evil, And Doing 'Marmaduke' Made Him Desperate


Leia and Laverne Are a Couple? Huh. I'd Ship It.


Lena Dunham Addresses That Whole Jezebel Clusterf*ck


Lena Dunham Goes Into 'Rage Spiral' Over Sexual Abuse Allegations, and Amanda Palmer Comes to Her Defense


Lena Dunham Is Either the Bravest Person on Television or the Dumbest


Lena Headey Wrote a Beautiful and Inspiring Message to Her Unborn Daughter


Leonard Nimoy's Advice to a Young Girl Is a Heartbreaking Example of Everything He Was


Leonardo DiCaprio Accepts the ALS #IceBucketChallenge, Nominates Prime Minister of Canada


Leonardo DiCaprio Issued a Statement Saying He's Not Banging Rihanna--But Why?


Leslie Mann Says Jaime Lannister Made a Red Wedding Out of Her Face


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Less Classically Beautiful Viola Davis Responds to That NYT Shonda Rhimes Piece


Let These Two Kardashian-Flavored Thought Polyps Sit and Marinate For a Minute


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Let's All Get Very Excited About Ryan Reynolds' Latest Merc-Mouthed Tweet: CHIMICHANGA!


Let's All Skeptically Assess Guy Pearce's New Career


Let's Be Honest: Is Madonna Just Sad at this Point?


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Let's Play '90s Child Star Mad Libs with Andrew Keegan!


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Let's Play a New Game Called "Is That Sexist?"


Let's Pour Some Out for the Stars Who Never Were


Let's Speculate Not-So-Wildly About the Remaining Three "Most Fascinating People" on Baba Wawa's Annual List


Let's Speculate Wildly About Whatever the F**k Donald Trump is Going On About Now


Let's Speculate Wildly About the Contents of Lindsay Lohan's Pink Bag


Let's Take a Break from Celebrity Divorce to Celebrate the Most Adorable Celebrity Love


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Life's Hard When You're John Mayer: A Pajiba Pep Talk


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Lindsay Lohan's Acting Is a Gift to Us All, So She Tried to Count it as Community Service


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Lindsay Lohan, This Is An Instagram Photoshopping Intervention


Lindsay Lohan, World's Best Photoshopper, Strikes Again


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Lupita Nyong'o's Dress Probably Recovered


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Madonna Shares Sweet Photo of Her and Ex-Husband Sean Penn


Madonna Sticks Her Foot in It Again: Women Are Still the Most Marginalized Group


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Maisie Williams & Sophie Turner Are Publicly Reminiscing Over How Goddamn Precious They Used to Be


Maisie Williams Has Cara Delevingne's Back After Morning Show Jackasses Openly Mock Her


Maisie Williams Proves She's Already Wise Well Beyond Her 18 Years


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Maisie Williams' Terrible Pun Makes for Great Tweet


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Martin Freeman is a Delightfully 'Moody Prick'


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Master Class in Cool: Bill Murray Sings Bob Dylan's Shelter from the Storm


Matt McGorry Took On The Idiocy Of The #AllLivesMatter Hashtag


Matthew McConaughey Admits the First Two Trophies He Ever Won Were Based on Lies and Plagiarism


Matthew Vaughn Joins The Zack Snyder Club, Call Sexism "Empowering"


Maura Tierney Recalls NewsRadio and Recounts a Sweet Phil Hartman Story


Max Greenfield of 'New Girl' Shows Off His Schmidt Moves


Maybe the Children Shouldn't Be Our Future: Jaden Smith Says Things


Mayim Bialik Trashes 'Frozen,' Is Straight-Up Trolling Us Now


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Melissa McCarthy Responds to Rex Reed with Class and Goodness; We Are Reminded that Rex Reed is a Total Butt Chud


Melissa McCarthy Shames Sexist Film Critic, Deserves Many Feminist High-Fives


Meredith Vieira Proves Stacey Dash Is Truly Clueless


Merry Christmas From the Kardashians | Your Daily Dose of Elegance


Meryl Streep Thinks It's Time Men Develop Some Damn Imagination And Empathy


Michael Bublé Is Gross and Posted a Gross Picture to Show How Gross He Is


Michael Cera Has Released a Lo-Fi Folk Album Because Of Course He Has


Michael Jackson Made a Surprise Appearance During a Lightning Storm This Week


Michael Jackson Used to Play Childish, Annoying Pranks on ... Russell Crowe?


Michael Sam Gets a Standing Ovation at a Missouri Basketball Game


Michael Sheen Is the New Adam Duritz Of Dating Way Out of His League


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Michelle Rodriguez Apologizes For Remarks About "Stealing" White Superhero Roles


Mike Myers Crawls Out of the Woodwork, Speaks to the Kanye-West-George-Bush-Doesn't-Care-About-Black-People Episode


Mila Kunis Does Not Want to Answer Your Boring Interview Questions Anymore, Dipsh*t Journalists


Miles Teller Walks Back Those 'Divergent' Made Him Feel 'Dead Inside' Comments


Miles Tellers' 'Whiplash' Director Damien Chazelle Blew Him Off


Miley Cyrus Actually Says Something Quite Smart Here. No, Seriously.


Miley Cyrus Is Smarter Than Julianne Hough And Here Is The Proof.


Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez Are Feuding Like Goddamn Millennials


Miley Cyrus' Horrifying New Sex Toy Is, Uh, Not For Rookies


Miley Cyrus, George Takei And Other Celebs Respond To Indiana's Bigoted SB101


Miley Goes Full Frontal, Is Officially In F*ck It Mode (NSFW)


Miley's Masturbation Promotion Photo Is Offensive (NSFW Again)


Miley-Porn Enthusiasts Won't Be Disappointed In These Images From Her 'Bangerz' Tour


Mindhole Blowers: Lady Gaga's Dad Is Why We Have Wi-Fi in Hotels


Mindy Kaling Calls Julianne Moore A Liar, And Other #TheDress Reactions


Mindy Kaling Mistaken For Malala Yousafzai


Mindy McCready and the Curse of Celebrity Rehab: Blurring the Lines Between TV and Treatment


Missing Heads, Cannibalism, Gary Oldman, and What Really Disturbs David Fincher


Mo'ne Davis Forgives the Assh*le Baseball Player Who Called Her a Slut


Modern Family's Ariel Winter On How Media Objectification Played Into Her Breast Reduction Surgery


Move Over, Kardashians. There's a New Best Christmas Card Ever.


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My BFF 4eva Emma Stone: 15 Celebrity Figures I Wish Were in My Life


My Dadbody, Myself: Thank God We're Finally Celebrating Beauty in All Its Forms


My Internal Struggle With This Jessica Simpson Baby Weight Mess


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Natalie Dormer Playfully Calls Kit Harington an Idiot, and Champions Our Nude Equality Movement


Natalie Dormer Said Some Things That Sounded Terrible Out of Context


Natalie Dormer Writes a Gloriously Powerful Op-Ed on the Importance of Voting


Natalie Portman Got Kanye'd in Germany By Environmentalists With a Satirical Sex Polar Bear


Natasha Lyonne Very Politely Told a Sexist Journalist to Go F*ck Himself


Nathan Fillion Is Better Than Joel McHale


Nathan Fillion Wrote the Foreword to a Whedon Biography, and It's a Beautiful Fanboy Tribute


Need A Break from Pop Culture's Oppressive Terribleness? Emma Thompson Is Here For You


Neil Patrick Harris Lost His Hetero-Virginity To a Woman Who Was Dared to Sleep with 'Doogie'


Neil Patrick Harris Took Out His Trouser Snake to Promote 'Hedwig and the Angry Inch'


Neil Patrick Harris and Amy Poehler Both Discuss Their Drug Use


Neil deGrasse Tyson Explains Interstellar's Ending, and How to Meet Friends in Space and Time


Never Fear Martha Stewart Was Humbled by Prison; She's Sending out Her Drone to Capture Her Farm's Magnificence


Never Forget: No One In the History of Celebrity Sex-Making Has More Game Than Cher


Nick Loeb/Sofia Vergara Battle Leads to Logical Conclusion--Fox News Says Men Should Be Able to Veto Abortions


Nicki Minaj Drops Butt-Baring Album Cover, Rates Sports Illustrated Models' Asses on Instagram


Nicolas Cage Describes the Methods Behind the Nic Cage School of Acting


Nicole Beharie Is Feeling Slighted by Her 'Sleepy Hollow' Producers


Nicole, Your Face Is Hurting Us: A Pajiba Photo Intervention


No Big Deal, Just a Picture Of Joss Whedon and Nathan Fillion Wielding Light Sabers


No One But Matthew McConaughey Could Get Away With This


No One Gives A Single Sh*t About Justin Bieber Anymore


No, Robert Downey, Jr. Will Not Make Your Trifling Indie Flick, You Plebes


No. Idris Elba's Penis Does Not Have Its Own Zip Code


Nobody -- Not Even Jon Stewart -- Will Ask Tom Cruise a Thing About Scientology


Nobody Wears No Pants with More Class than Cobie Smulders


Nope: President Clinton Didn't Care Much For Phil Hartman's Impression of Him


Nora Dunn Is Dropping SNL Truth Bombs about Jan Hooks, Jon Lovitz and Crazypants Victoria Jackson


Norman Reedus Squashes Emily Kinney Dating Rumor with a New Couple Alert


Norman Reedus Tweeted Some Very Spoilery Walking Dead Season 5 Photos


Norman Reedus Would Like to Help You Free the Nipple


Not All of Mark Wahlberg's Victims Think He Should Be Pardoned


Not Just Chin and Abs: Arrow's Stephen Amell May Be Smarter Than the People At Warner Bros.


Nude Photos of Nicolas Cage May Soon Leak. Here's How to Prepare Yourself


Nut Shrinkage and Bacne. Oh, Snooki, You Are A DELIGHT | Cannonballers, I've Got Your Next Book


OK Magazine Has A Different Notion Of Tragedy Than We Do | Intimating Miscarriages Is The New Black


Of All the Actors You'd Expect to Hook Up, These Two Are Probably Not Among Them


Oh God, Men Keep Asking Amy Poehler Where Her Kids Are


Oh Shut Up, Internet: Zach Braff Is Not Racist (Just Careless)


Oh, JK Rowling Crashed the Pottermore Website? Well, Emma Watson Brought Down the Whole U.N.


Oh. My. God. I Think I'm Having Palpitations: The Olivia Newton-John/John Travlota Christmas Album


Okay, You Think Jessica Lange Looks Like Caitlyn Jenner. She Gets It. You Can Stop Now


Olivia Munn and Aaron Rogers Dubsmash 'Princess Bride'


Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis Welcome Tiny, Presumably Funny Baby Person to the World


On That Time Ben Schwartz Got Jane Fonda to Join His Improv Troupe


On Twitter, Kevin Nealon Pays Tribute to Jan Hooks, His Girlfriend in the 80s


One More 'Breaking Bad' Casualty: Aaron Paul's Emmy Speech Crashed the Kind Campaign Website


One of the Avengers (Not Your Favorite) Just Crushed Our Hiddleston Dating Dreams


Only One Person is Happier About the Selection of James Corden to Host the 'Late Late Show' than James Corden


Only the 9 Most Monumentally Important Answers in Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Reddit AMA


Orange Is the New Black's Big Boo Goes Head to Head with NYC Subway Evangelist Preaching Hate


Orange Is the New Black's Big Boo Has A Jazz Album of Bowie Covers & It's Freaking Awesome


Orange Is the New Black's Ruby Rose Talks Gender Fluidity


Orange Is the New Black's Samira Wiley Is So Hot...


Orlando Bloom Took a Swing at Justin Bieber Because Bieber Bragged About Banging Bloom's Ex-Wife


Oscar Nominees' First Notable Roles


Our Little Miley Cyrus is a Woman Now | Fred, She's Gotten Her Boobies


Pajiba Tackles the Issues That Matter: The Haircuts Heard 'Round the World


Pajiba's Here To Help: Scamming a Celebrity into a Paternity Scandal for Fun and Profit


Pajiba's Here to Help: Tips for Successful Oscar Presentation


Paris Hilton Buys Dog/Tribble Hybrid for $13,000


Paris Hilton Pranked Into Believing Her Plane Was About to Crash


Pat Sajak Is Not Who We Thought He Was


Patricia Arquette Removes Foot From Mouth


Patricia Arquette Takes Nobody's Sh*t: Stealing Celebrity Photos Is Deviant, Paparazzi Can F*ck Off


Patrick Stewart's Perfect Twitter Reaction To 'The Guardian' Accidentally Outing Him As Gay


Patton Oswalt Doesn't Just Feed the Internet Trolls, He Beats and Starves Them First


Patton Oswalt Explains His Conscious Unlinking from Twitter and Lessons Learned, Then Jumps Right Back into the Fray


Patton Oswalt Is Checking Himself Into Twitter Rehab


Patton Oswalt Turns His Unparalleled Troll Powers on His Grammy Competition


Paul Feig Calls Out Misogynist Whiners Over 'Ghostbusters' Backlash


Paul Haggis' Sister Completely Trashes Him and His Career Over the 'Scientology' Doc Dispute


Paul Thomas Anderson Told the Most Amazing 'Boogie Nights' Story About Burt Reynolds


Paying Our Respects to the Little-Known Director Behind Two Beloved Films Everyone Has Seen


Paying Tribute to Each of the Previously Eliminated Players in George Clooney's Romantic Life


Paying Tribute to Hayley Atwell's Phenomenal Live-Tweeting, Over-Sharing Twitter Account


Peasants, Rejoice! Gwyneth Paltrow Is Just Like You


People Asked Idris Elba Anything


People Just Love to Tell Maggie Gyllenhaal She's 'Not Pretty Enough'


People Magazine 'Consciously Uncouples' Itself from Gwyneth Paltrow's Good Graces


People Should Be Able to Do What They Want with Their Bodies, Even If It Means Crushing Your Ribs for 7 Years


Peter Berg Doesn't Understand What the Word Courage Means


Phylicia Rashad Ignores Overwhelming Evidence Against Bill Cosby, Shames His Victims


Pictures, Paparazzi and Pleasantries: Do Celebrities Owe Us Anything?


Pierce Brosnan Throws Major Shade at a Bond Producer, and His Support Behind Idris as 007


Piers Morgan Is Being a Real Jackass to Larry King on Twitter


Pink Shuts Down Fat Shamers Like a Damn Badass


Pinpointing the Exact Moment Johnny Depp Became a Human Cartoon Character


Pitt Says LaBeouf Is a Great Actor, I Feel Cold on the Inside


Plath. Austen. Didion. O'Connor. Snooki. | Illiterates Writing Books For Illiterates


Play the New Game: 'Who Is Elisabeth Moss Talking About?' Fred Armisen vs. Scientology Edition


Playboy: Lindsay Lohan's Last Gasp?


Pop Star Smokes Bong Thing, Moms of the World Are Outraged | But Underage Pole Dancing's Still Cool


Pregnant Celebrities Don't Need Your Help


Prince Announces Two New Albums


Profiles In Secret Balling: Rex Harrison Edition


Proving He's Learned Nothing, Adam Sandler Says 'Ridiculous Six' Is "Pro-Indian"


Public Radio Hero Ira Glass Validates Your Feelings About Shakespeare, If Your Feelings Are That He Sucks


Queen Beyonce Shows You How to Dispel a Pregnancy Rumor Like a F**king Boss


Queen Tracee Ellis Ross Dismissively Scoffed at Chris Brown at the BET Awards


Quentin Tarantino Is Very Impressed with Quentin Tarantino


Questionable Pregnancies and Hideous Hatemongering: Your Day in Duggars


Quick Question: Did Katy Perry Make the Honking Sound When She Grabbed Anna Kendrick's Boob?


Quit F**king Calling Christina Hendricks Fat | Celebrities Are Better than You


R.I.P. Richard Attenborough: 1923-2014


RDJ Talks About His 'Weirdo' Interview With That 'Syphilitic Parasite'


RIP, Damon Lindelof's Twitter


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Ranking the 9 Sobworthiest Moments from the 'Orange is the New Black' Finale Sequence


Ranking the Assumed Discomfort of These Celebrities Posing Naked With Fish


Rape and Hollywood's Gravitation Toward Clunky Similes


Ray Romano Gets Lucky, Josh Malina Gets Hate F*cked And Our Top Five Episodes Of The Week


Read Former NFL-er Chris Kluwe's Scathingly Beautiful #GamerGate Denouncement


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Ready Your Kleenex: Liam Neeson Talks Natasha Richardson


Really?: Charlie Sheen Given Another Show...And It's a TV Version of Anger Management


Reese Witherspoon's Bend, Snap and Stock At Walmart Meeting Is Anti-Magic


Reminder: Amy Poehler's Early Career Stock Photos Are an Internet Blessing


Renee Zellweger Botoxes The Famous Lemon Out Of Her Face


Renee Zellweger Made A Few Changes to Her, Uh, Face


Richard Pryor's Widow On the Hypocrisy of Bill Cosby: "He's a Piece of Sh*t"


Ricky Gervais Responds to 4Chan Celebrity Nude Photo Scandal the Same Way Every Other Sh*thead on the Internet Does


Rihanna Had Some Choice Words ('F*ck You') For CBS This Morning


Rik Mayall Was Cut Out of 'Harry Potter' For Being Too Funny


Rob Kardashian Apparently Thinks Kim Is a Psychopathic Murderer


Robert Downey Jr. Gave a Young Boy a 3D-Printed Bionic Arm Worthy of Iron Man Himself


Robert Downey Jr. Lobs A Cringeworthy Insult at Alejandro Inarritu


Robert Downey Jr. Opens Up About Mel Gibson and Being Conservative in His Reddit AMA


Robert Downey Jr. Shares How He Went From Human Cautionary Tale to Ultimate Family Man


Robert Downey Jr. Writes a Lovely Obituary for His Mother


Robert Downey, Jr. Issues Best Pregnancy Announcement Ever


Robert Downey, Jr. Would Do 'Iron Man 4,' But Only If Mel Gibson Directs


Robert Downey. Jr. Is Crushing It on Twitter During the 'Avengers' Press Tour


Robert Pattinson's New Haircut Is the Most Frightening Thing I've Seen in Weeks


Robin Thicke Tries to Escape Plagiarism Charges by Giving Pharrell Overdue Credit for Blurred Lines


Robin Thicke and Paula Patton Separate After Nine Years, Because Duh


Roman Polanski May Finally Be Returned to the United States


Ronda Rousey Literally Crushes The Balls Of Men Who Doubt Her Strength


Ronda Rousey Slams Domestic Abuser Floyd Mayweather With ESPY Win Speech


Rose Byrne Calls Hollywood Gender Discrimination What It Is: Straight Up Illegal


Rose McGowan Claims Her Agent Fired Her For Speaking Out Against 'Hollywood Bullsh*t'


Rose McGowan Tweets "Helpful" Wardrobe Note from Adam Sandler Script


Roseanne Barr Goes On Nasty, Anti-Hollywood, Anti-Anderson Cooper Twitter Rant


Royal Baby Number 2 Is on the Way


Rupert Murdoch Steps In It On Twitter, Attempts to Backpedal, Tracks Sh*t All over the Floor


Ryan Gosling Honors the Late Ryan McHenry in the Best Way Possible: By Eating Cereal


Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe Do the Worst Comedy Bit in the History of Ever


Ryan Phillippe Claims He's Only Made 5 Good Movies In His Career, Which is One More Than I Count


SWINTON Gave An Award Speech Last Year That Made Most Other Speeches Feel Inadequate


Salma Hayek Gives Zero Fucks, Calls Out Hollywood Sexism


Sam Jackson and Victoria Beckham Shared a Moment of Intensely Awkward Recognition


Sam Smith Quietly Settles Royalty Dispute Over Similarities Between 'Stay With Me' And a Tom Petty's 'Won't Back Down'


Sandra Bullock Has Had It with the Media Attacking Women


Sandra Bullock's Stalker is F**king Terrifying


Sandra Lee Is Getting Her Own Lifestyle Show on ABC Because Sandra Lee Knows How to Live


Santa John Mayer Was In Your House While You Slept: A Pajiba Holiday Tale


Sarah Palin Calls Out Lena Dunham While Defending The Duggars, But There Is One Blossom In This Field Of Turds


Scandal's Columbus Short Arrested on Felony Charges, And It's Not the First Time


Scandal-ranking Gwyneth Paltrow's One-Woman War Against Vanity Fair


Scientology May Have Its Biggest Ever Tom Cruise Fame Claim: Package Enhancement


Sean Penn Is a Violent, Abusive, Terrible Human Being


Seth Rogen Apologizes for 'American Sniper' Tweet After Kid Rock's Molestation Accusations


Seth Rogen Did Not React Kindly to a Film Critic's Suggestions That His Movies Played a Role in the Elliot Rodger's Shooting Spree


Seth Rogen Says Justin Bieber is a 'Piece of Sh*t' Who's Every Bit as Terrible As You Think He Is


Seth Rogen Speaks Truth to Stupidity in Perfect Twitter Response to Nancy Grace


Seth Rogen Swears He Didn't Think 'The Interview' Was Controversial Enough to Incite a Hacking


Seth Rogen's Raw, Moving Speech to Congress Totally Makes Up For 'The Green Hornet'


Seven of the Most Ridiculously Silly Celebrity Commercials You'll Ever See


Sex Scenes Between 'Game of Thrones' Body Doubles Leads to Real-Life Romance


Sexist Trash Monster Donald Trump Has Been Attacking Megyn Kelly on Twitter


Sexy Norman Reedus Is Super Awkward and Loves to Lick His Fans


Shailene Woodley Is All About The Lady Love


Shailene Woodley Is a Great Example of Why We Need to Stop Interviewing 22 Year Olds


Shameless Braggart Tom Brady Enabled Poondog Ben Affleck's Affair with the Nanny


She's Said "F*ck" More Than Her Own Name, And Other Deep Anna Kendrick Thoughts


Shia LaBeouf Apologizes for Existing, Is Hosting An Art Show So People Can Torture Him. Or Something.


Shia LaBeouf Behaves Totally Normally, Cuts Open His Face For 'Fury'


Shia LaBeouf Is Straight Method, But Is He As Method As Daniel Day-Lewis?: A Pajiba Investigation


Shia LaBeouf Needs to Calm the F*ck Right Down


Shia LaBeouf Tells the Hilarious, Epic Story Behind His Arrest During that Performance of 'Cabaret'


Shirley Manson from Garbage Thinks Kanye Should Drink a Tall Glass of Shut the F*ck Up


Shonda Rhimes Rejects the Idea That She Shattered Hollywood's Glass Ceiling


Shonda Rhimes Straight Up Calls Katherine Heigl as Asshole


Shonda Rhimes Takes Bigot to Task on Twitter for Objecting to Her Show's Gay Sex Scenes


Shut It Down. Contest Over. Matt McGorry Officially Wins the #FreeTheNipple Movement


Sia Explains the Backward-Singing Wig-Wearing Weirdness. It Pretty Much Boils Down to "Cause I Feel Like It"


Sigh. Well, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Are On TV Now.


Simon Pegg Gave His Apology Way More Weight Than It Deserved, And We're Thankful For It


Sinead O'Connor Pens Heartfelt Open Letter to Sinead O'Rebellion, aka, Miley Cyrus: Perfect, or the Dreaded Slut Shame?


Sir Ian McKellen Teaches His Friend a Valuable Lord of the Rings Related Lesson


Sir Patrick Stewart Is the Most Annoying Guy on Your Plane


Sir Patrick Stewart Makes An Ill Girl's Lifetime By Being Awesome


Six Celebrities That Should Be on (More) Magazine Covers


Slutty Gollum Attacked By People With Sh*tty Taste In Music | Celebrities Are Better Than You


Snoop Dee-Oh-Double-Jesus Christ Are You Serious With this Caitlyn Jenner Take?


So Long, Dave. Now Let's Crown The New Lovable Asshole Of Late Night


So You're a Celebrity Baby: A Pajiba Manual for Better Living


So, Let's Talk About Amanda Bynes...: The Mendoza Line of Celebrity Schadenfreude


So, You Want to Sell a Sex Tape


So, You've Incited a Hollywood Scandal


Sob into Your Morning Cereal; Benedict Cumberbatch is Engaged


Social Media Firm Promises Nude Emma Watson Photos in Order to Prevent Nude Emma Watson Photos


Soderbergh Is Just Like Us; Here's Everything the Director Watched Last Year


Some Days, You Just Want to Punch Steven Moffat in the Face


Someone Should Tell Jonathan Rhys Meyers That Alcohol Addiction Is Rarely Temporary


Sometimes You Need a Natalie Dormer Photoset and a Doritos Crust Pizza to Get Through the Morning


Songwriter Spends Life Savings on Plastic Surgery to Look Like Justin Bieber, Fails Miserably


Sorry Macaulay Culkin, You Can't Subject People to Your Velvet Underground Pizza Parodies Without Having Beer Thrown in Your Face


Southpaw Jake Gyllenhaal Shows Emu How It's Done; Plus, a Great Big Apology


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