Here's an alphabetical listing of all our Think Pieces:

The Superman You Want is Not the Superman Zack Snyder Is Ever Going to Give You

Reading Scottish Romances as an Actual Scottish Person

What We're Really Talking About When We're Talking About Diversity At Awards Shows

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain": Matters of Memory

"Big Fish" and the Movies of Tim Burton as Viewed Through His Art

"Books break the shackles of time, proof that humans can work magic": Technology and the Future of Books

"Breaking Bad," Skyler White, and Unspoken Double Standard We Place on Female Anti-Heroes

"Build your wings on the way down": Ray Bradbury 1920-2012

"But they treasure, secretly treasure, the times they lost. It's a sacrifice, of sorts": Why We Keep Watching Sports

"Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief": Borrowing, Stealing, and Copyright's Suppression of our Gestalt

"Fame Whore" is So Demeaning; Adrianne Curry Prefers the Term "Celebrity Entrepreneur"

"How I Met Your Mother": The Truth About Ted Mosby

"I Told You Not to Say Anything. You Can't Go In There, Brazenly Flaunt the Rules and Then Think I'm Gonna Share With You."

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe": Nixon's Speech if Apollo 11 Had Failed

"It's Not the Years, Honey, It's the Mileage": The Awkward Aging of Television and Film

"Mob City" Trailer: Frank Darabont's F*** You Letter to AMC

"Put Your Bodies Upon the Gears and Upon the Wheels": Martin Luther King and SOPA/PIPA

"Stephen Colbert" Is Dead. Long Live Stephen Colbert.

"Tell Sad Stories of the Death of Kings": Why We Love Dark Stories

"The Walking Dead" and the Birth of the State

"The West Wing": "Decisions are made by those who show up"

"True Blood" As A Subversion of the Tragic Vampire Trope

"Win the Chance to Direct the New Twilight:" Why a Female-Empowering Film Project is Massively Depressing for Women

"You know, we're standing on the doorstep of a new millennium": Hollywood and Politics

#GamerGate: Is Their Hashtag Really More Important than Women's Lives?

#MeToo: Accountability

#YesAll Women, #YesAllPeople and the Dangers of Misunderstanding Feminism

'13 Reasons Why' That's Not What Suicide Looks Like To Me

'Avengers: Age of Ultron's' Linda Cardellini Problem

'Brooklyn Nine-Nine', Tim Meadows, And How To Do Guest Stars Right

'Civil War', 'Logan', 'Apes' or: How I Learned To Not Watch Movie Trailers Anymore

'Clear The Dead Libyan Bodies Away': Boris Johnson, Trump, Clinton and the Western Imperial Consensus

'Dark Blood': River Phoenix's Last Movie Will Finally Try To Rise From The Ashes

'Don't Think Twice' And The Cost Of Dreaming

'Don't Tread On Me And Shit': Fraternizing with the Political Enemy

'Enlisted,' 'Parks and Recreation,' and Finding Comedy in Political Tragedy

'Gerald's Game' and the Differences Between Female and Male Protagonists In Film

'Girls' Tackles Being Not Being an American Bitch

'Hamilton' Celebrations By Fans Who Aren't Willing to Wait For It

'Horns' And Male Entitlement Culture

'Interstellar' and the Ryan Leaf Theory of Movie Criticism

'Into the Storm' and the Scale of Cinematic Southernness

'It's A Wonderful Life' is a Terrible Awful Movie about Mediocrity and Sameness

'Jackie' Trailer: What Makes a Good Biopic?

'Joshy' and the Sidelining Effect of Anger and Grief

'Love Actually' Is A Problematic Movie And Ugh Who Cares?

'Magic Mike XXL' Is All About Feminism -- And More Men Need to See It

'Mr. Robot' and Middle Eastern and South Asian Representation

'Orange is the New Black' & the Myth of Prison Rehabilitation

'Preacher' And The Problem With Jesse & Tulip

'SNL' Has Never Been More Relevant, And Its Cast Never Less So

'Selma's' Star and Director Weren't Snubbed -- They Were Ignored

'Serial' Ep. 10: The Troubling Parallel Between Adnan Syed, Ferguson, and Eric Garner

'Shameless,' Lip Gallagher and the Double-Edged Sword of Upward Mobility

'South Park: The Stick of Truth' and a Television Show Worth the Threat of a Bomb

'Star Wars' or How I Learned to Love Disney

'Stranger Things' Have Happened, But Has 'Homage' Emerged As a Genre?

'Stranger Things' Theory: What Is the Thessalhydra?

'Stranger Things' and the Role of the Demogorgon

'Terminator Genisys' Is Irresponsible Nightmare Garbage

'That's Pretty Cool': Being a Tourist at a War Memorial

'The Handmaid's Tale' And the Number of Episodes a TV Series Should Run

'The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks' Looks at a Dark Legacy of Deceit, Ignorance, and Grief

'The Knick' And the Problem With Genuine Shitbag Protagonists

'The Last Jedi' Restored My Faith in 'Star Wars'

'The Newsroom' and Cynicism: Why Sorkin Desperately Needs to Get His Inspiration Groove Back

'The Venture Bros' And the Argument Against Complete Creative Control

'The Walking Dead': Who Was Yelling at Morgan?

'This Precious Stone Set in the Silver Sea': A Tribute to the British Spirit

'Transformers: Age of Extinction' vs 'Hercules': In Defense of Cheese

'Transparent' and the Profound Dangers of Minimizing 'PC' and 'Safe Space' Culture

'True Detective' and the Perils of the Curiosity Gap

'Twin Peaks' and the Art of the Episodic Review (Or Lack Thereof)

'UnReal' Fan Theory That Could Be A Real Issue For Rachel

'You Should Be Friends With Your Political Enemies!' No.

'You're the Worst' and the Biggest Myth About Grief

(500) Days of Summer and the Difference between Misogyny and Bad Writing

1 in 14 Of History's Greatest Artists Are Alive Today: The Upside to Overpopulation

10 Life Lessons From Tommy Wiseau's reddit AMA: OHAI, LIFE ADVICE!

10 Notable Examples from Hollywood's Checkered History with Racebending

10 Pop-Culture Facts That Hammer Home the Reality of Just How Depressingly Dumb Americans Are

11 Ways HBO's 'Vinyl' and 'Mad Men' Are The Exact Same Show

15 Fu**ing Cuts In 6 Seconds: Witness The Madness Of Modern Movie Editing

16 Things Working Parents Should Know About the Horrors of Caring for Sick Children

20 Years On 'Grosse Pointe Blank' Remains a Goddamn Masterpiece

2010 in Science Fiction | "Rage, rage against the dying of the light"

2015: The Year We Completely Stopped Watching NBC

2016 Is the Beginning of the End of the Age of Heroes

2017: The Year When Women Said 'No More'

25 Practical Tips About The Horrors Of Raising A Teenage Girl (That Movies Or TV Won't Teach You)

3 Reasons Why the Terminator Reboot Needs Another "Sarah Connor Chronicle"

30 Practical Tips About the Horrors of Raising a Baby That You Will Never Learn from Movies and TV

45 Pop Culture Facts that NO ONE DENIES

5 Far-Reaching Cinematic Lessons of the Indie Hit 'Birdemic'

5 Kid's Cartoons That Won't Make You Fly Into A Stabby Rage: They're Like Waffles For My Dumptruck

5 Reasons Why Weiss and Benioff's 'Game of Thrones' Follow-Up 'Confederate' Is Such a Terrible Idea

5 Simple Man-to-Man Rules About How To Accord Yourself Around Women

6 Big Questions Left Unanswered By Body Swap Movies

7 Keys to Building a Successful Movie Franchise Without Even F*cking Trying

8 Steps to Cashing in on Your Micro-Celebrity, the Saddest Job Title Since Freelance Writer

A 'Mystique' Movie Could Land the 'X-Men' Queer Metaphor Bryan Singer Has Been Chasing

A Baby, A Weiner, and a Hispanic Man. How Has It Come To This?

A Brief History of Political Censorship of Art & Pop Culture in Modern America

A Brief Open Letter to Showtime About the Final Season of "Dexter"

A Complete List Of All The Horrible Things That Could Happen to You Because Of the Comcast/Time Warner Merger

A Completely Transparent Explanation of the Economics Behind Running a Pop-Culture Website

A Conversation With Myself Over the Non-Existent Jennifer Lawrence Backlash

A Conversation with My Wife about a #YesAllWomen and a 'Phenomenal Woman,' Maya Angelou

A Day Without A Woman

A Decade On, David Fincher's 'Zodiac' Remains a Near-Perfect Masterpiece

A Desperate Plea In A Time Of Great Anxiety and Anger

A Dispassionate Look At Kneelgate

A Guide to All the Best Jokes in 'Captain America: Civil War'

A Hero Stands in Defiance Of Hate: Witness The Most Powerful Photo From The Weekend

A Joe Starr In France Did Something Bad And Now France Is Really Mad At Me

A Lengthy Feminist Response to Shailene Woodley about the Definition of Feminism

A Lengthy Feminist Treatise on the Golden Globes Criticism of Gabourey Sidibe, Lena Dunham and General Body-Shaming Culture

A Letter To Comic Book Movies: I Love You, But We Need To Take A Break

A List of (Mostly) Failed TV Reboots and Remakes

A Look at Foreign Box Offices | Why Don't They Just Speak American?

A Love Letter to 'Sense8' and The Wachowskis

A Love Letter to the Internet

A Manifesto for the Next Fifty Years of Media

A Modest Proposal for Funding Art

A Note to Our Readers and Commenters as We Head into 2016

A Pale and Stale Shadow of the Real Thing: Pop Culture's Tired Obsession with White People

A Plea to the BBC: Let Me Throw My Money at You

A Pox On Both Your Houses: A Conversation About Spoilers

A Quick History of Bill Cosby's Strong-Arming, Megalomaniacal Behavior

A Quick Note on Rape as a Plot Device and the 'Sympathetic Rapist'

A Quick Primer on What 'How to Get Away with Murder' Gets Wrong About Law School

A Reaction To The Shooting at the Comedy Store in West Hollywood

A Reminder that Free the Nipple Isn't About Porn

A Sad Postmortem on the Life of Gary Coleman | The Curse of Celebrity

A Scientific Analysis of the Oscars' Music Rolling

A Serious Discussion About Which 'Archer' Character Is Best In Bed

A Serious Discussion About Which Of The Avengers Is Best In Bed, Part 2

A Single Look that Can Sell a Million Movie Tickets

A Social Media Echo Chamber Is Not A Thing

A Stitch Fix Skeptic Reviews The Subscription Fashion Service

A Study into the Many Facial Expressions of 'Weekend Update's' Colin Jost

A Superman Fan Living in a Batman World: What "Man of Steel" Needs to Do to Succeed

A Tale of Two TV Pilots: "Wonder Woman" and "Arrow"

A Taxonomy of Time Travel

A Transparent Attempt to Explain the Economics Behind Running a Pop-Culture Website and the Need to Run Intrusive Advertising

A Typical Conversation Between a Fantasy Football Coach And His/Her Significant Other

A Valentine's Day Miracle Tale of Monoamniotic Twins and Averted Heartbreak

A Valentine's Day Miracle Tale of Monoamniotic Twins and Averted Heartbreak

About November 8

About That Variety Article...

About The Time That Motherf*cker Bret Easton Ellis Spoiled 'Gravity' For Me

About Those Insidious Mobile Ads That Hijack Your Phone and Redirect You to the App Store

About that Time I Was Really Embarrassed by What A Huge Jerk I Was on the Internet

About the Time I Was Reprimanded by Ryan (F*cking) Gosling

Absence Makes the Heart Do Something: The Beginning of the End of 'Parks and Recreation'

Adventures in Cord-Cutting: My First Two Weeks Without Cable

Ah, It's Great to Be a Woman: Michigan Marches Forward with Rape Insurance Requirement

All Dogs Go To Heaven: Why We Cannot Stomach the Suffering of Dogs in Our Fiction

All We Need is Love (And a Little Elbow Grease)

All Your Favorite Shows May Be Cancelled: Why Bad Nielsen Ratings Should Be Great for Quality Television

All the Footage We Cannot See (For Now): Why 'Comic Con Exclusive' Teasers Don't Make Sense

Alyssa Milano Questions Public Reaction to Her Breastfeeding vs. Kim Kardashian's Nude Photos

Am I Sexist If I Don't Like the New 'Ghostbusters'?

America's Political Hate Machine Is Tearing the Country Apart

An Advanced Dan Harmon Fan's Journey into Harmoncountry

An Airbrushed History of "Weeds'" Nancy Botwin

An All-Caps Explosion of Feelings Regarding the Liberal Backlash Against Hillary Clinton

An Amusing and Ultimately Frustrating Wrinkle in Gender-Neutral Parenting

An Examination of MPAA Ratings and Release Schedules | Think of the Children? I Blame the Bastards.

An Exhaustive, 600-Word Explanation of the New Breaking Dawn Teaser Poster

An Explainer: When 'Innocent Until Proven Guilty' Does and Does Not Apply

An Innocent Victim of Murderous Female Desire | The Evolution of Michael Douglas

An Ode To The Greatest Hero Yet To Appear In Any Superhero Movie

An Open Letter To All Of The Whiny 'Men' Complaining About Too Many Women In Things

An Open Letter To Curt Schilling

An Open Letter To David Cross Because Goddammit, Dude

An Open Letter To Warner Bros CEO Kevin Tsujihara About Layoffs, Zack Snyder, and Donuts

An Open Letter to Anyone Who Thinks They Can Solve the Riddles of Marriage and Parenthood by Reading an Open Letter

An Open Letter to Chris Hemsworth About the Sad Double Standard Between Male and Female Celebrities in Magazine Photoshoots

An Open Letter to Game of Thrones David Benioff and Dan Weiss

An Open Letter to Kevin Smith | It Okay. Don't Be Cry.

An Open Letter to People Who Hate Things That Others Enjoy

An Open Letter to the Artist Behind the "Lady Avengers" Starring Alison Brie and Amber Heard

An Open Letter to the Guy Wondering If He Should Buy a 'Drive' Jacket

An Open Letter to the Kid Sitting In Front of Me Who Was Scarred for Life by 'How to Train Your Dragon 2'

An Open Letter to the Pinheads Who Think Writing Strong Female Characters Is Hard

And Here We... Go! (Again.): Why Rotten Tomatoes Closing Its Comments For The Dark Knight Rises Is A Net Good

And When I Walk the Streets Kings and Queens Step Aside: How I'd End Breaking Bad

Another Famous Man Turns Out to Be Disappointing. Consider Us Unsurprised

Another Major Non-Broadcast Network Offers an Online-Only Option, But is Cable Still a Better Deal?

Any Sufficiently Advanced Technology: Hollywood and the Hacker

Are Journalists Ambushing Hollywood Figures For Page Views?

Are There Any Perfect Options for Ending 'Game of Thrones'?

Are We Bad People? Casey Anthony, the Reality TV Effect and Dead Kids as Hallmark Entertainment

Are We Finally at the Precipice of the Whitewashing Tipping Point?

Are Your iTunes Really Yours?

Assessing This Year's Painful, Disastrous Season of 'Saturday Night Live'

At Ninety-Eight We All Rotate: New Theater Will Encourage Cell Phone Use

Baby Don't Hurt Me No More: An Open Letter to Hulu

Backfire Effect

Bad Words Vs. Bad People: The Forgiveness Double Standard

Baptized by Rehab: When Saving Face Trumps Saving Lives

Batman V Superman V WB Marketing: Why DC Movies Can't Win

Because I Am Sick And I Am Tired - A Guide To Understanding Ferguson

Behind Every Supermom Is An Incompetent Dad: This Dad Is Sick Of The Condescension

Ben Affleck, 'Gone Girl' and the Need for More Male Nudity in Hollywood

Beware The Self-Righteous Media When They Speak Of 'Fake News'

Bill Clinton, Michelle Obama, and the Value of Identity Politics

Birth, School, Work, Death: Why Do We Take Our Television and Film So Seriously?

Birthers, Bernie Bros, and the Art of Punching Our Own Genitals

Blackness isn't a Fashion Statement, Miley

Blaming Curses For Addiction, Possible Mental Illness, and Finding God? Charlie Sheen Still Thinks He's Winning

Blood Without Pain: Should Networks Remove TV Episodes in the Wake of Real-Life Violence?

Bob Belcher, Hank Hill, and the Future of the Animated Sitcom

Body Swapping Popularity in The '80s: Diagnosing an Aberrant Phenomenon

Boobquake 2: Fighting A**holes with T*ts

Books, Rebellion, and 'The Hunt for Red October'

Boycotting Star Wars Because of the Black Guy: Where Did Sci Fi Go Wrong?

Brad Pitt and How Beauty Can Often Obscure Real Talent

Breaking Down the Most Painful Clip on YouTube: Four Minutes of "The Chevy Chase Show"

British Teacher Uses Religion To Justify His Transphobic Attitude, Wonders Why He Faces Disciplinary Action

Brock Turner, Rape Culture, and I'm Tired, So F*cking Tired

Bruce Willis Is the Most Versatile Actor in Hollywood Right Now

Building Code Regulations Are Boring, But They Are Also Vital

But They Can Never Taint You in My Eyes: Tom Cruise, John Travolta, L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology

Cable TV: Winter Is Coming

Caitlyn Jenner Would Not Have Been Bob Costas' First Choice

Cameron Crowe Explains Emma Stone's Casting in 'Aloha' and We Explain Why We Didn't Make a Big Stink of It

Can TV Stop Making Weird Guys So Damn Attractive?

Can We All Calm the F*ck Down about Periods Please?

Can We Talk About That Really Creepy Part of 'Tomorrowland'

Can We Talk? 'Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.' and Richie Incognito Edition

Can We Talk? Ben Affleck's Bat Nipples Edition

Can We Talk? The-World-Needs-Aquaman-and-Doesn't-Even-Know-It Edition

Can You Be A Feminist and Enjoy TV Shows That Don't Hire Women Directors?

Can the Internet Forgive?

Captain America Hydra Agent Thinkpiece

Captain My Captain: He Just Might Get You High Tonight

Catfish Tales: About the Time a Woman Who Didn't Actually Exist Became a Contributor to Pajiba

Celebrating 'Bad Boys II' on Its F*ck You I Want to Write About This Awesome Movie Anniversary

Celebrity Dream Interpretations

Celebrity Is a Deal with the Devil, and We're That Devil

Charlie Sheen: The Sad Spectacle of the Real-Life Kenny Powers

Charlottesville, 'Broadchurch', And The Value Of Oxygen

Charlottesville: Privilege, Identity, and Why We Fight

Chasing Movies That Slip Through the Cracks

Chester Bennington and the Unfortunately Frequent Reminder that Suicide Isn't Selfish

China Miéville and How Television Helped the Evolution of Rape Investigations

Choosing Between Diversity and Quality in Public Schools?

Christopher Nolan, We Need to Have a Talk About Your Obsession With Dead Wives

Comic-Con 2010 and Christians | Screw the Squeaky Wheel, I Spread My Grease Around

Comic-Con, Jon Stewart, and How Film Bloggers Became Part of the Marketing Strategy | Film Criticism Isn't Dying. It's Just Bullsh*t Now

Coming to Terms with Disappointing Reality of Who'd Actually Play You in the Movie Of Your Life

Coming to Terms with the Crushing Realization that Natalie Portman Is Not a Very Good Actress

Common Defenses of Whitewashing And Why They Are Bullshit

Conservative Movies Make more than Liberal Movies, But Only If You Think that Liberal Means Satan-Worshiping Crack Addicted Serial Killer

Conservative Publication The Federalist Asks Why Men and Women Can Never Be 'Just Friends'

Conservative Wingnut Believes Boone from "Lost" Is a Terrorist Threat to Humanity

Could Anyone on "How To Get Away With Murder" Actually Get Away With Murder?

Counteracting the Widespread Negativity on Social Media Platforms

Creative Freedom Isn't Free: Stop Stealing "Game of Thrones"

Cutting Off Your Nose To Spite Your Face Earns You An NC-17 | The Tyranny of Morality and the MPAA

Dear 'Batman vs Superman,' I'm F**king Done With You. Eat Me. Yours, A Huge Batman Fan

Dear Academy: It's Time to Narrow the Best Picture Field Back Down to 5

Dear Amateur Videographers: Ignore the Haters, Keep Filming in Portrait

Dear America: A Letter From Your Ex

Dear Certain Men: When You Focus on the Substance of Those Catcalls, You're Missing the Entire. F*cking. Point

Dear Hollywood, Stop Making Movies About Computers and the Internet

Dear Interent (and Michael Ausiello): Stop Ruining Everything

Dear Internet: If You're Going to Continue to Bitch About Lena Dunham and "Girls," At Least Watch the Goddamn Show

Dear Long Distance Relationships: F**k You

Dear Millennials: We Need to Have a Talk About Free Speech

Dear NFL: F*ck You, Pay Artists

Dear TV Writers: Enough with the Jazz Episodes, Already

Dear White People (Halloween Edition)

Death Is Meaningless: Exploring Death in 'Sherlock,' 'Agents of SHIELD,' and 'American Horror Story'

Democracy is So Overrated: How 'House of Cards' Fell Victim to Real-World Political Machinations

Democracy, Thanksgiving, and Why You Shouldn't Unfriend Those Disagreeable Schmucks on Facebook

Denzel and Crouching Tiger: Why Minority Representation Isn't As Important As You Think

Did McDonald's F*ck Up 'Rick And Morty' Szchezuan Sauce Promotion, Or Are They Evil Geniuses?

Did Woody Allen Sexually Abuse His Seven Year Old Daughter? Here's the Evidence For and Against

Digital Strip Searches and a Massive Wall: Welcome To America

Dimension Blech | Why 3-D Needs to Go Away

Disgust from 'Inside Out' Can Go Straight to Hell

Dispatches from the Tribeca Games Festival

Django Unchained and the Power of That Word

Do Movie Reviews Matter Anymore? A Pop-Culture Experiment

Do The Olsen Twins Not Have Teeth?

Do We Still Need a Black Widow Movie?

Do We Want 'Freedom To' or 'Freedom From'?

Do You Have a Tipping Point? | When the Personal and Professional Lives of Celebrities Collide

Doctor Who or: How I Learned to Stop Thinking and Watch the Mess

Documentarians Are Whores, Too | The Machinations of Toronto's Hot Docs Festival

Does 'The Walking Dead' Still Have A Woman Problem?

Does Adolescence Really Last Longer Now?

Does Enjoying 'Game of Thrones' Make You Sexist? Will Buying a Ticket to 'Exodus' Make You Racist?

Does The Way Certain Movies Are Being Released Rely on Racist Assumptions?

Don't Forget, Mystique's Been Bisexual Since 1981

Don't Hand Me No Lies and Keep Your Hands to Yourself: The South Continues to Tighten Abortion Restrictions

Don't Listen to the Movie Critics Who Say Negative Things About 'The Hobbit'!

Don't Panic: A Cursory Overview of Tabloid-Speak to Get You Through This Troubled Time

Don't Worry Geeks, You're No Longer Freaks. Unless, Of Course, You're A Girl.

Donald Glover, Or: Is It Possible To Admire Someone So Much You Actually Hate Them?

Donald Trump is Henry VIII

Donald Trump: The New Voice of Privileged White-Male America

Doritos Announces Non-Crunchy Chips for Women

Down the Rabbit Hole: Disney Movies, Conspiracy Theories, and Imaginary Puzzles

Dragon Age And Doc McStuffins: How Some Of The Most Progressive Entertainment Is Being Found In The Unlikeliest Of Places

ESPN Suspends Bill Simmons, Fails Public Relations 101

EXCLUSIVE: Spoiling the Whole Goddamn Plot to New Line Cinema's NEW YEAR'S EVE

Eat the Rich: The Schadenfreude Joys and Sad Realities of Fyre Festival

Edvard Munch's Scream and the Competitive Thrill of Auction Bidding

Eighteen Years Later And There Still Isn't Any Sense to Be Made Out of Columbine

Emasculation and the Problem with the Contemporary 105-Pound Female Action Hero

Emmanuel Macron's Victory in France May Well Mean That Next Time it's Le Pen

Empathy is the Enemy: The Fall of Orson Scott Card

Entirely Too Much Attention To Detail: The Lucas Edition

Entirely Too Much Attention To Detail: The Sci-Fi Pets Edition

Entirely Too Much Attention To Detail: The True Love Edition

Episodic Television: An Elaborate Delivery Mechanism for Short Stories

Everybody Hates Sansa: Defending Game of Thrones' Elder Stark Sister

Everybody Loves Bill Murray | The Comedy and Pathos of One of Our Greatest Actors

Everyone Needs to Calm the F*ck Down About the DC Comics Movies

Everything I Learned About Everything I Learned from Nicholas Sparks's Yahoo! Answers Pages

Everything Wrong With Pointing Out Everything Wrong In Popular Movies: Learning to Choose Your Battles

Everything the Internet Used to Wrongly Say About Skyler White Is Actually True of 'Sons of Anarchy's' Gemma Teller

Evil is Not Washed Away by Good: Torture and Zero Dark Thirty

Examining Two Scenes Translated from A Clash of Kings to "Game of Thrones" Season Two

Explainer: Logal Paul's Suicide Forest Video Crosses the Line

Exploring The Barely-There Gender Politics Of 'Alien: Covenant'

Exploring the Most Important Question in the History of Internet

F*ck Everything, Let's Talk About Rape

Facebook Has a Serious Donald Trump Problem

Facebook Trending Is Hurting the Internet

Facebook is a Filthy Cesspit of Fake News and Narcissistic Validation. I'm So Glad I Deleted My Account.

Fake Police Officers and Other Things Men Don't Realize Women Fear

Fathers and Heroes: 'Our Fathers Were Our Models for God'

Fiction and the Slow Problem of Time

Fight the Power! Support Gay Marriage at Chick-Fil-A Today By Not Being a Complete and Total Douchebag

Film Twitter Needs More Female Voices. So Does Everything Else

Finally Someone Is Thinking of the Children | A Parental Think Piece

Finding the Line: Thoughts on Grantland's Perceived Outing of a Transsexual

Five Amazing Celebrity Performers Whose Art Is So Good That Their Problematic Histories with Women Are Often Overlooked

Five Simple Steps To Be An Ally: A Guide For Straight, White, Cisgender Man

Florida Tax Bill Promotes "Family Values" Oriented Films

For Better or Worse, Oscar-Winning Talent May Revive the Television's Waning Reality-Competition Genre

For My Next Trick, Watch Me Disappear: Do Women Really Need a Size 000?

For Once, Alec Baldwin Says the Right Thing on Twitter ... and Promptly Deletes It

For That Inch

For Your Consideration: Why Are Oscar Campaigns So Shameless?

For the Love of God, Would People Stop Writing Think Pieces About Things They Haven't Seen?

Forget About Triplets, We've Got "Leaked" Scenes from the Un-Produced Kindergarten Cop II

Four Theories on Why the Internet Has Such a Massive Almost Unexplainable Crush on Alison Brie

Frank Underwood: Just a Guinea Pig in a Cage

Freedom is Only an Illusion: Why Cutting the Cable Cord is Much Harder than You Think

Freelance Hell: I Turned Down My Dream Job Because I Couldn't Afford To Live

Fried Chicken Is The New Bread, Because Darkest Timeline

Friendship, The Shawshank Redemption And A Strange Case Of Cinematic Stubbornness

From 'Cam Girlz' to 'True Detective': The Empowering World of Webcam Sex

Frontier Of The Unspoken: How the Internet Changed the Way We Socialize

GIFs Have Been Cancelled, Effective Immediately

Game Shows Touch Our Lives: How My Father Would Fare In the Dystopian Game Shows of The Future

Gaslighted By A Gilmore

Gay Marriage: Can't We Just Get to the Good Part?

Gay in 2011: How Homophobia Lost Its Cool

Genre and Movie Quality over Time | Movies Were Not Better When You Were A Child

Get Over Yourself, Maria Sharapova

Getting 'Star Wars: Episode VII' Right

Girl's Guide to Heartbreak: Learning to Forgive Ourselves and Others

Gloria Copeland Says There Is No Flu Season

Go Then, There Are Other Worlds Than These: Universe Building and Fictional Crossover in Literature

God Is in the Details: John Candy, Rick Moranis, Catherine O'Hara, Harold Ramis, and The Rise and Fall of 'SCTV'

Gotham Sucks! (And That Sucks For Everyone!)

Gratuity is the Greatest Wage Innovation Ever Devised

Grit Your Teeth and Prepare for the Inevitable Backlash: One Day, We Will Probably Hate Dwayne Johnson

Guilty Pleasures, Schmuilty Schmleasures: Or, Only the Penitent Man Will Pass (Judgment)

Gun Control and the Price of America's Manifest Destiny

Gwyneth Paltrow: Sexy Girl Deer | Gwyneth Paltrow: A Conversation

HBO in Hotel Rooms: A Fundamental Human Right

HBO's "Girls" and Our Resentment Toward Privileged, White America

HBO's 'Westworld' First Trailer, Starring Anthony Hopkins, Evan Rachel Wood, Ed Harris

HURRY THE FU*K UP! Calmly Counting Down The Last Week Before The Election

Harvey's Girls | The Would-Be Ingenues: Where Are They Now, And What Happened Then

Haters To the Left: On Tom Cruise's Amazing Three Decades of Box-Office Resilience

Haunting Powerlessness: Why Dystopia is Horror on the Societal Level

Have You Ever Been So Mad You Turned Racist? Examining the Celebrity Freakout

Hayden Panettiere Re-enters Treatment for Post-Partum Depression

Hell Is the Moment Between Cause and Effect

Here Comes Pimped Children: The Whole "Kids Are Off Limits" Thing Is Now Off the Table

Here's How to To Get Those Painful Earworms Out of Your Head

Here's the New Most Galling Thing About Zach Braff's Kickstarter

Hey Ladies, Go Ahead and Add Younger Men to the List of Things You Shouldn't Do

Hey! Does Anyone Remember That Guy Craig Ferguson? Whatever Happened to Him?

Hey! Remember That Time the Internet Lost Its Sh*t Over a 'Meaningless' Awards Ceremony?

Hey, Hey Honey Take a Whiff On Me | The Deep Impact of Elijah Wood

Hi, Excuse Me, But Has Any Human Ever Aged Better Than Marisa Tomei?

Hidden in Plain Sight: Paul Walker and the Working Actor

Hollywood Crazy: Where is the Line Between Entertainment and Tragedy?

How 'Beauty And The Beast' Warns Girls About Male Entitlement

How 'Steven Universe' Is Educating Kids About Consent

How 'True Detective' and 'The Knick' are Ushering In the Next TV Revolution

How A Japanese Concept May Have Helped During Hawaii's Missile False Alarm

How Amy Schumer Fast-Tracked Her Own Backlash

How China's Rise Changes Movies

How Come Dudes Don't Steam Clean Their Dicks?

How Did It Go So Wrong? NBC's Thursday Night Comedy Lineup Is Worse Than It's Been In 30 Years

How Do You Fill the Shoes of Julie Andrews? Simple: You Can't

How Do You Solve a Problem Like PewDiePie?

How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Horror Genre

How Interface Matters More than Genre in Video Games

How Knee-Jerk Internet Outrage Is Turning 2014 Into the Year of the Apology

How Lara Flynn Boyle's Botched Face Brings Out the Worst in Humanity

How Live-Tweeting TV Shows Ruins Everything

How Long Should You Stick With a New TV Show?

How Many Jumpsuits Is Too Many Jumpsuits? Uh... Asking For A Friend.

How Many MLB Players Hit a Home run on their First At Bat and Never Hit One Again?

How Marvel Mitigated Risk and Changed the Future of Franchise Filmmaking

How Mass Effect Helps the Understanding of Unequal Gender Portrayals in Mass Media

How Memory Interconnects Everything We Watch and Read

How Modding Changes Art

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NBC Is a Worthless Primetime Network

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Not Your Korean Sidekick: The Frustrating Career of John Cho

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One Week at a Time: In Praise of Episodic Television

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People that Argue 'SNL' Is No Longer Relevant Need to Open their F**king Eyes

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Please Don't Give Kim on 'Better Call Saul' the Skyler White Treatment

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Saying Goodbye To Pixar Films: A One Woman Boycott

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