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Think Pieces Archive



Rape in the Military: It Is Time for Real Change

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I'm Tired of Having Sex: Mating, Dating and Relating and How TV Mostly Gets it Wrong

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Put Your Damn Shirt Back On: Analyzing An Upsetting New Film Trend

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Blood Without Pain: Should Networks Remove TV Episodes in the Wake of Real-Life Violence?

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How Netflix Should Democratize Television

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Marvel’s The Interventionist: An Open Letter to Overzealous Comic Book Purists

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Dear Internet (and Michael Ausiello): Stop Ruining Everything

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What Can Marvel Do To Make Daredevil Work? Copy “Arrow” (Or, “Angel”).

By Rob Payne | Posted Under Think Pieces | Comments ()

Marvel Studios executive Kevin Feige recently announced that the media rights to one of the comic publisher's oldest characters have reverted back to their ownership, after 20th Century Fox passed on Joe Carnahan's grind house reinvention and then promptly sat there, blinking like a blind man at a sign language conference. I'm with Fox in thinking that a Daredevil movie is perhaps not worth the effort, though I love the character. No, now is the time for Daredevil to be reborn on television. Really, anything to wash out the taste of that dreadful movie would suffice -- and, before you mention it, no, the director's cut does not make it better. Continue Reading


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"Doctor Who" or: How I Learned to Stop Thinking and Watch the Mess

By Seth Freilich | Posted Under Think Pieces | Comments ()

Moffat is still very clever, there's no question about that. His run of the show has given us numerous intriguing and perplexing plotlines. But too many times now, the way out relies upon an unexplained paradox, a universe implosion, a universe explosion, a pocket universe, or some form of purported timeline correction which, as Anders puts it, is more magic than science and an easy out. There no longer seems to be any rules, any form of internal logic. Continue Reading


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Predictable Shockers: How TV Lost Its Capacity to Surprise

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Anatomy of an Adaptation: Examining Two Scenes Translated from A Clash of Kings to “Game of Thrones” Season Two

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HBO's "Game of Thrones" third season is now half-complete (or a quarter so, if we want to think in Book 3 terms) and the same old chorus of George R. R. Martin and "A Song of Ice and Fire" fans are back to tell us how much better the books are compared to the TV show. This is preposterous, at least at this juncture in the live-action series. Continue Reading


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"The Walking Dead" and the Birth of the State

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Here's the New Most Galling Thing About Zach Braff's Kickstarter

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No One Hates Don Draper More than Don Draper

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TV Didn’t Kill the Movie Theater (Yet), Competition Forced Them to Adapt or Die

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Here's an alphabetical listing of all our Think Pieces:

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain": Matters of Memory


"Big Fish" and the Movies of Tim Burton as Viewed Through His Art


"Books break the shackles of time, proof that humans can work magic": Technology and the Future of Books


"Build your wings on the way down": Ray Bradbury 1920-2012


"But they treasure, secretly treasure, the times they lost. It's a sacrifice, of sorts": Why We Keep Watching Sports


"Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief": Borrowing, Stealing, and Copyright's Suppression of our Gestalt


"Fame Whore" is So Demeaning; Adrianne Curry Prefers the Term "Celebrity Entrepreneur"


"How I Met Your Mother": The Truth About Ted Mosby


"I Told You Not to Say Anything. You Can't Go In There, Brazenly Flaunt the Rules and Then Think I'm Gonna Share With You."


"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe": Nixon's Speech if Apollo 11 Had Failed


"It's Not the Years, Honey, It's the Mileage": The Awkward Aging of Television and Film


"Put Your Bodies Upon the Gears and Upon the Wheels": Martin Luther King and SOPA/PIPA


"Tell Sad Stories of the Death of Kings": Why We Love Dark Stories


"The Walking Dead" and the Birth of the State


"The West Wing": "Decisions are made by those who show up"


"True Blood" As A Subversion of the Tragic Vampire Trope


"You know, we're standing on the doorstep of a new millennium": Hollywood and Politics


'Dark Blood': River Phoenix's Last Movie Will Finally Try To Rise From The Ashes


(500) Days of Summer and the Difference between Misogyny and Bad Writing


1 in 14 Of History's Greatest Artists Are Alive Today: The Upside to Overpopulation


10 Notable Examples from Hollywood's Checkered History with Racebending


10 Pop-Culture Facts That Hammer Home the Reality of Just How Depressingly Dumb Americans Are


2010 in Science Fiction | "Rage, rage against the dying of the light"


30 Practical Tips About the Horrors of Raising a Baby That You Will Never Learn from Movies and TV


7 Keys to Building a Successful Movie Franchise Without Even F*cking Trying


8 Steps to Cashing in on Your Micro-Celebrity, the Saddest Job Title Since Freelance Writer


A Look at Foreign Box Offices | Why Don't They Just Speak American?


A Manifesto for the Next Fifty Years of Media


A Modest Proposal for Funding Art


A Plea to the BBC: Let Me Throw My Money at You


A Sad Postmortem on the Life of Gary Coleman | The Curse of Celebrity


A Single Look that Can Sell a Million Movie Tickets


A Superman Fan Living in a Batman World: What "Man of Steel" Needs to Do to Succeed


A Tale of Two TV Pilots: "Wonder Woman" and "Arrow"


A Taxonomy of Time Travel


A Transparent Attempt to Explain the Economics Behind Running a Pop-Culture Website and the Need to Run Intrusive Advertising


A Valentine's Day Miracle Tale of Monoamniotic Twins and Averted Heartbreak


About the Time I Was Reprimanded by Ryan (F*cking) Gosling


All Dogs Go To Heaven: Why We Cannot Stomach the Suffering of Dogs in Our Fiction


All Your Favorite Shows May Be Cancelled: Why Bad Nielsen Ratings Should Be Great for Quality Television


An Advanced Dan Harmon Fan's Journey into Harmoncountry


An Airbrushed History of "Weeds'" Nancy Botwin


An Examination of MPAA Ratings and Release Schedules | Think of the Children? I Blame the Bastards.


An Exhaustive, 600-Word Explanation of the New Breaking Dawn Teaser Poster


An Innocent Victim of Murderous Female Desire | The Evolution of Michael Douglas


An Open Letter to Chris Hemsworth About the Sad Double Standard Between Male and Female Celebrities in Magazine Photoshoots


An Open Letter to Kevin Smith | It Okay. Don't Be Cry.


An Open Letter to People Who Hate Things That Others Enjoy


An Open Letter to the Artist Behind the "Lady Avengers" Starring Alison Brie and Amber Heard


And Here We... Go! (Again.): Why Rotten Tomatoes Closing Its Comments For The Dark Knight Rises Is A Net Good


And When I Walk the Streets Kings and Queens Step Aside: How I'd End Breaking Bad


Any Sufficiently Advanced Technology: Hollywood and the Hacker


Are We Bad People? Casey Anthony, the Reality TV Effect and Dead Kids as Hallmark Entertainment


Are Your iTunes Really Yours?


At Ninety-Eight We All Rotate: New Theater Will Encourage Cell Phone Use


Birth, School, Work, Death: Why Do We Take Our Television and Film So Seriously?


Blaming Curses For Addiction, Possible Mental Illness, and Finding God? Charlie Sheen Still Thinks He's Winning


Blood Without Pain: Should Networks Remove TV Episodes in the Wake of Real-Life Violence?


Boobquake 2: Fighting A**holes with T*ts


Brad Pitt and How Beauty Can Often Obscure Real Talent


Breaking Down the Most Painful Clip on YouTube: Four Minutes of "The Chevy Chase Show"


Bruce Willis Is the Most Versatile Actor in Hollywood Right Now


But They Can Never Taint You in My Eyes: Tom Cruise, John Travolta, L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology


Captain My Captain: He Just Might Get You High Tonight


Catfish Tales: About the Time a Woman Who Didn't Actually Exist Became a Contributor to Pajiba


Celebrity Dream Interpretations


Celebrity Is a Deal with the Devil, and We're That Devil


Charlie Sheen: The Sad Spectacle of the Real-Life Kenny Powers


China Miéville and How Television Helped the Evolution of Rape Investigations


Comic-Con 2010 and Christians | Screw the Squeaky Wheel, I Spread My Grease Around


Comic-Con, Jon Stewart, and How Film Bloggers Became Part of the Marketing Strategy | Film Criticism Isn't Dying. It's Just Bullsh*t Now


Coming to Terms with Disappointing Reality of Who'd Actually Play You in the Movie Of Your Life


Coming to Terms with the Crushing Realization that Natalie Portman Is Not a Very Good Actress


Conservative Movies Make more than Liberal Movies, But Only If You Think that Liberal Means Satan-Worshiping Crack Addicted Serial Killer


Conservative Wingnut Believes Boone from "Lost" Is a Terrorist Threat to Humanity


Creative Freedom Isn't Free: Stop Stealing "Game of Thrones"


Cutting Off Your Nose To Spite Your Face Earns You An NC-17 | The Tyranny of Morality and the MPAA


Dear Interent (and Michael Ausiello): Stop Ruining Everything


Dear Internet: If You're Going to Continue to Bitch About Lena Dunham and "Girls," At Least Watch the Goddamn Show


Dimension Blech | Why 3-D Needs to Go Away


Django Unchained and the Power of That Word


Do You Have a Tipping Point? | When the Personal and Professional Lives of Celebrities Collide


Doctor Who or: How I Learned to Stop Thinking and Watch the Mess


Documentarians Are Whores, Too | The Machinations of Toronto's Hot Docs Festival


Don't Listen to the Movie Critics Who Say Negative Things About 'The Hobbit'!


Don't Panic: A Cursory Overview of Tabloid-Speak to Get You Through This Troubled Time


Don't Worry Geeks, You're No Longer Freaks. Unless, Of Course, You're A Girl.


Donald Trump: The New Voice of Privileged White-Male America


EXCLUSIVE: Spoiling the Whole Goddamn Plot to New Line Cinema's NEW YEAR'S EVE


Edvard Munch's Scream and the Competitive Thrill of Auction Bidding


Emasculation and the Problem with the Contemporary 105-Pound Female Action Hero


Empathy is the Enemy: The Fall of Orson Scott Card


Entirely Too Much Attention To Detail: The Lucas Edition


Entirely Too Much Attention To Detail: The Sci-Fi Pets Edition


Entirely Too Much Attention To Detail: The True Love Edition


Everybody Loves Bill Murray | The Comedy and Pathos of One of Our Greatest Actors


Everything I Learned About Everything I Learned from Nicholas Sparks's Yahoo! Answers Pages


Evil is Not Washed Away by Good: Torture and Zero Dark Thirty


Examining Two Scenes Translated from A Clash of Kings to "Game of Thrones" Season Two


Exploring the Most Important Question in the History of Internet


F*ck Everything, Let's Talk About Rape


Fight the Power! Support Gay Marriage at Chick-Fil-A Today By Not Being a Complete and Total Douchebag


Finally Someone Is Thinking of the Children | A Parental Think Piece


Florida Tax Bill Promotes "Family Values" Oriented Films


For That Inch


For Your Consideration: Why Are Oscar Campaigns So Shameless?


Forget About Triplets, We've Got "Leaked" Scenes from the Un-Produced Kindergarten Cop II


Four Theories on Why the Internet Has Such a Massive Almost Unexplainable Crush on Alison Brie


Friendship, The Shawshank Redemption And A Strange Case Of Cinematic Stubbornness


Frontier Of The Unspoken: How the Internet Changed the Way We Socialize


Game Shows Touch Our Lives: How My Father Would Fare In the Dystopian Game Shows of The Future


Gay Marriage: Can't We Just Get to the Good Part?


Gay in 2011: How Homophobia Lost Its Cool


Genre and Movie Quality over Time | Movies Were Not Better When You Were A Child


Girl's Guide to Heartbreak: Learning to Forgive Ourselves and Others


Go Then, There Are Other Worlds Than These: Universe Building and Fictional Crossover in Literature


Guilty Pleasures, Schmuilty Schmleasures: Or, Only the Penitent Man Will Pass (Judgment)


Gun Control and the Price of America's Manifest Destiny


Gwyneth Paltrow: Sexy Girl Deer | Gwyneth Paltrow: A Conversation


HBO's "Girls" and Our Resentment Toward Privileged, White America


Harvey's Girls | The Would-Be Ingenues: Where Are They Now, And What Happened Then


Here Comes Pimped Children: The Whole "Kids Are Off Limits" Thing Is Now Off the Table


Here's the New Most Galling Thing About Zach Braff's Kickstarter


Hey, Hey Honey Take a Whiff On Me | The Deep Impact of Elijah Wood


Hollywood Crazy: Where is the Line Between Entertainment and Tragedy?


How Lara Flynn Boyle's Botched Face Brings Out the Worst in Humanity


How Live-Tweeting TV Shows Ruins Everything


How Mass Effect Helps the Understanding of Unequal Gender Portrayals in Mass Media


How Modding Changes Art


How Netflix Should Democratize Television


How The Catholic Church Controlled Hollywood


How We Love To Watch Them Fall: What Does Our Celebrity Schadenfreude Say About Us?


How to Be a Better Whore: Where Is the Line Between Studio Publicists and Movie Critic?


How to Get the Best Experience Out of Watching "Super 8" This Summer


How to Properly Introduce a Movie-Night Film to a Loved One and Ensure the Best Experience


I Am Not Your Blowing Wind: Audiobooks and the Endless Road


I Am Woman, I Am Bored: Nikki Finke Thinks Beautiful Women Aren't Funn--zzzzzzzzzzzzz...


I Don't Think Duct Tape Will Work: Fixing the Nielsens


I Hate Hugh Jackman


I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream: How We Mistake Dark Stories for Complex Ones


I Hope You Know This Will Go Down on Your Permanent Record: I Never Met a Dog I Didn't Like


I Love That Dirty Water: Thoughts On Yesterday's Events


I Must Break You | Can Criticism Be Too Cruel?


I Think I Know Why We Give a Sh*t About Charlie Sheen


I Understand That You Have Good Intentions | But You're Still Wrong


I'll Watch My Stories Howsoever I Damn Well Please


I'm Tired of Having Sex: Mating, Dating and Relating and How TV Mostly Gets it Wrong


In Appreciation of Stephen Colbert, Not Just as a Comedian, But As a Humanist


In Beleaguered Defense of Tyler Perry


In Defense of James Franco


In Defense of Mel Gibson: A Comprehensive, Point by Point Thesis


In Defense of Tracy Flick


In Praise of the Perfectly Imperfect Les Misérables, the Future of Movie Musicals


Intelligent Television Drama and the Death of "Good" and "Bad" Characters


Is Jonathan Levine Hollywood's Most Romantic Director?


It was Never Meeting Sally that Mattered to Harry: What Romantic Movies Don't Get


It's Time to End Song Lyric Fascism Once and For All


It's Time to Kick the Superhero Genre in the Ass


It's Tradition, so Suck It Up


Jeremy Lin, Chris Brown and How Ignoring Race Can Perpetuate a Cycle of Racism


Joshua Jackson (R.I.P.) Rises from the Dead to Celebrate Pacey-Con


Joss the Beloved Character Slayer: Deconstructing One of the Director's Most Common Tropes


Juggalos: How The F**k do They Work? | An Investigation


Junket Jackassery | An Embarrassing '80s Nostalgia Trip for John Cusack


Keanu Reeves Talks The Matrix 4 and 5 (Bullsh*t!) | That Is The Sound Of Inevitability


Kevin Spacey Is Not a Very Good Actor | Smile. You're at Mr. Smiley's


Killer Extinct: The Death of the Boogeyman | Where's This Generation's Freddy Krueger?


Kony 2012 and Jason Russell's Creepy, Narcissistic Advocacy Project


Lena Dunham Thinks Men Are "Simple," And She's Probably Right Because She IS the Voice of a Generation


Lena Dunham, "Girls," Fat-Shaming, and an Honest Male Perspective


Levon Helm: American Son (1940 - 2012)


Looking Fondly Back On a Decade of Potter


Looking for a Cheap Holiday in Other People's Misery


M. Night Shyamalan: Ambitious, Serious-Minded Talentless Disease | The Shyamalan Downward Spiral


Make Sure Your Face Is Clean Now, Can't Have No Dirty Dead: Race, Gender, And "The Walking Dead"


Making the Case that Arnold Schwarzenegger Should Replace Oprah Winfrey


Marvel vs. DC and the Amalgam Universe: The Logical Next Evolution in Superhero Cinema


Marvel's The Interventionist: An Open Letter to Overzealous Comic Book Purists


Michael Murray Visits the Set of Hundreds of Films and Television Shows


Mindhole Blowers -- Holy Sh*t: Tyrion Lannister's Grizzled Sellsword, Bronn, Used to Be a Huge and Hugely Lame Pop Star


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About Gone with the Wind That Will Make You Give A Damn


Moneyball: Boom or Bust? Examining the Legacy of Billy Beane and How It Will Translate Into Film


My Evening (Almost) with Amy Sedaris | A Christmas Tale of Woe and Rum


My Tortured Relationship with Jackass: Or How I Ended Up the One with a Stick in his Ass


Myself, Taylor Lautner, and the Most Humiliating Experience of My Career as a Film Reviewer


NBC and Sony Can't Market for Sh*t: Predicting Tomorrow's "Community" Reviews Today


NYC Homicide: Reality vs. Television | In New York City's War On Crime...


Navigating the Lunatic Tornadoes of Celebrity: Sarah Polley vs. Jennifer Lopez


Nawt You: How Ignoring Canon Cost David O. Russell the UNCHARTED Gig


Netflix Downward Spiral Continues: No Qwik Solution Anticipated


New 'Justice League' Rumor Provokes Nerd Excitement Mingled with the Acknowledgement of Likely Disappointment!


New to Me: 'An American Werewolf in London' (1981)


New to Me: 'Dr. No' (1962)


New to Me: 'East of Eden' (1955)


New to Me: 'The Night of the Hunter' (1955)


Nice Counts. Or Why Jessica Simpson Hasn't Done Nudity


Nikki Finke, Johnny Depp, and Why the Offer Story Is Such Bullsh*t | The Farce of the Trade News Game


No One Hates Don Draper More than Don Draper


Not Just a Crazy Person Ranting: Why Todd Akin's Comments Matter


Oh, Pretty Girls, You're Too Good For This | The Asshole Phenomenon


On Facebook and Copyright And Unbunching Your Knickers


On Loving, and Losing, Pets


On the Occupy Wall Street Movement, the Death Rattle of the Old Media, and America's Economic Disparity


On the Side of the Angels: "Sherlock," Sociopathy, and Evil


One Company, Two Images: The Striking Distinction between the American and European Brand Identity of the Same Product


Our Cinematic Autobiography: An Officer and a Gentleman


Our Cinematic Autobiography: 10 Things I Hate About You


Our Cinematic Autobiography: An American Tail


Our Cinematic Autobiography: Away We Go


Our Cinematic Autobiography: Blue Valentine


Our Cinematic Autobiography: Broken Flowers


Our Cinematic Autobiography: Clerks.


Our Cinematic Autobiography: Crocodile Dundee II


Our Cinematic Autobiography: Jurassic Park


Our Cinematic Autobiography: Stand By Me


Over the Top Critical Reactions to 5 Attempts to Change How We Watch Movies


Part of the Problem: Confessions of a Saw-aholic


Pick Your Poison: Sturgeon's Law and Why We Love Bad Fiction


Pictures, Paparazzi and Pleasantries: Do Celebrities Owe Us Anything?


Planning Against The Sequel: Why Not Every Genre Movie Needs To Be A Franchise


Playing the Long Game | Thoughts on How We Watch TV


Politics is About Storytelling, Not Debates


Predictable Shockers: How TV Lost Its Capacity to Surprise


Put Your Damn Shirt Back On: Analyzing An Upsetting New Film Trend


Rape in the Military: It Is Time for Real Change


Reading by the Light of the Screen: Thoughts on Adaptations


Redbox vs Amazon vs Netflix: Progress Is Cool


Refuting Tolkien


Religion, Kick-Ass, and Stupidity


Remarking on the Almost Quaint Wholesomeness of the Annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue


Rian Johnson's The Psychology of Dream Analysis


Robots ARE Taking Over the Planet, and This Man Is Your New Overlord


Rocking Out Without Your Boobs Out: In Praise Of TV's Non-Sexualized Female Characters


Roll Initiative: Why You Should Read Role-playing Game Rule Books


Roseanne, Ken Levine and Sexism (or lack thereof) in Hollywood: Thoughts from a Female Television Writer


Scientific Accuracy? Schmientific Schmaccuracy!


Seriously, You'll Like It: A Well-Intentioned Guide to Manipulating Your Spouse


Sesame Street Butts Heads with the NYTimes on the Benefits of Toddlers Using iPhones


Silver Lining: At Least I Know Why This One's Famous | Celebrities Are Better Than You


Sitcom Television's Most Warped and Unsettling Marriage


Speaking Ill of the Famous Dead: A Pajiba Discussion


Spiritual Atheism: 'Buffy,' 'Angel,' 'House' and 'Doctor Who'


Sports Culture, Ego and Responsibility


Surprising Finding: America Loves A- Movies | A Examination of Box Office vs. Quality


Systems of Magic And Politics


TV Didn't Kill the Movie Theater (Yet)


Team Edward vs. Team Jacob -- An Intellectual and Spirited Debate


Television Killed Itself: The Rise of Pointless Television


Television is Better Today (And Worse): Political Science Says So


Television is a Business You Know: Why the Firing of Dan Harmon is Wrong


The 2012 Oscars and How "Best" Almost Never Means "Favorite"


The 6 Most Tragic TV Shows Masquerading as Light Comedy | Sorry Your Mom's Dead. Here, Have a Laugh Track.


The Astounding Mediocrity of James Franco and the Muddled Message of "Planet of the Rise of the Apes"


The Aurora Tragedy: Have We Found Every Way to Exploit It?


The Beauty of Being the Shepherd in the Play of Life | Christmas Lessons from Charlie Brown and George Bailey


The Best Things in Life Are Free: On Bono Being An A**hole and Backstage Riders


The Big Four On The Floor: How to Revitalize Network Television


The Bond Between a Boy and Horror Movies | A Look Back at the Effects of Amityville, Salem, and the Overlook Hotel


The Bride (not the Uma one): The Greatest Villain in the History of Film


The Continuing Adventures of the Chipmunk's Humiliations


The Copyright Alert System: A Grand Exercise in Stupidity and Futility


The Dark Knight Rises, Aurora, and Cinema as Therapy


The Death and Rebirth of Television News: "All of Life is Reduced to the Common Rubble of Banality"


The Death of the Movie Theater


The Disapproving Judgement of Used Shop Owners | Tales of A Very Serious Neurotic Disorder


The Double Standard of Sexual Violence | "The Accused" and Our Relationship with Onscreen Violence


The Evolving Experience of Watching Television


The Greatest Trick MTV Ever Pulled Was Convincing the World It Was Totally Awesome


The Hand in the Dark: Why We Have Come to Love Assassins


The Humiliating Reality of House Buying | The Losing Combination of Ignorance and Uncertainty


The Intersection of the Occupy Movement and Sparkle Motion


The Kevin Bacon Manifold: Or How There Is Actually Only One Fictional Universe


The Lynchian Horrors of the White Towers Motel


The Mass Effect 3 Endings: In The Eye Of The Beholder?


The Night is Dark and Full of Terrors: Ending "Game of Thrones"


The Nolan Brunette


The Problem With Fans and Overwhelming Fandom


The Problem With Obsessions: Boys and "The X-Files"


The Problem with Genre


The Psychology of Letting Go: What It Means to Love and Lose


The Quiet Civil Rights Movement of Television and Film | How MLK, Jr. Gave Way to Steve Urkel


The Sad Reality of Mothers: The Most Maligned, Superficial One-Note Characters in Film


The Sexy Librarian Was Never Ugly to Begin With: The Fallacy of the Ugly-Hot Woman in Hollywood


The Slow Motion Theater of Television: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bad Episodes


The State of Fantasy | Put The Left Brain In


The State of Science Fiction | Put The Right Brain In


The Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) and The Protect IP Act (PIPA) Explained. With Profanity


The Strange Allure of Guns


The Strange and Surreal Differences Between Halloween Customs in the United States and Canada


The Ten Best Quotes of 2009


The Unreasonable One Persists: Fight Club, Office Space, and The Matrix


The Word that Turned the Entire Internet Into Sneering Dismissive Pr*cks


There Are Other Worlds Than These: Being Born in Another World a Low Percentage Bet


There Is No More Unreason Left


There's No Home For You Here, Girl, Go Away | Women and "The Social Network"


There's Only One Type of Person More Pathetic than the People Who Watch "Saturday Night Live" on a Weekly Basis


Things You Can Tell Just By Looking at Her: What Makes a Best Actress Contender


Think Piece: Internet Killed The TV Subscription | Six Months Cable Free


Think Piece: The Times They Are A-Changin | Trends in Plot Keywords


Think Pieces: On Special Effects | I Want to Believe


Think Pieces: Thoughts on the Future of Star Wars


Think Pieces: What can change the nature of a man? | Roger Ebert Tells Video Games to Get Off of His Lawn


This Movie Makes Me Embarrassed to Be an American. God Help Me, I Can't Wait to See It


This Weekend, A Film You've Never Heard of Involving Incest and Monster Rape Had One of the Worst Openings of All Time


Three Young Adult Series Being Made Into Films That Shouldn't Be Made Into Films


Through A Lens Darkly: The Uniqueness of a Movie-Watching Experience


Tolkien's Bastards: Why Certain Fantasy Tropes Stick


Too Many Things | A Reflection on First World Problems


Too Soft to Slay: The Pussification of Children's Movies | Reflections on "Monster Squad" and "Goonies"


Twisted Truth and Half the News: Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master Tries to Pretend It Has Naught to do with Scientology


Viagra for Dick Jokes | The Enduring Culture of Judd Apatow


Was the Coolest Movie Ensemble of the 21st Century From a Movie Barely Anyone Saw?


Watching Violent, R-Rated Movies: How Young Is Too Young?


We Were Promised Jetpacks | The Future of the Future


What Can Marvel Do To Make "Daredevil" Work? Copy "Arrow" (Or, "Angel").


What Do Swimming, Frogs, and Black Swan Have In Common? | Why Black Swan Makes Me Cringe


What If 2012 Was 1982? The TV Show Edition


What If 2012 Were 1982? Re-Imagining Three 1982 Classics As If They Were Made Today


What If Jerry Maguire Never Got His "You Had Me at Hello" Moment? | "Jerry Maguire" vs. "Up in the Air": A Lesson in Contrast


What Superheroes Mean


What Superheroes Mean: "We must not remind them that giants walk the earth"


What the Movies Don't Teach You: All About First Kisses and Growing Up


What the Sequel to "Argo" Might Look Like Part III: The Really Interesting Part


Whatever Doesn't Kill You Simply Makes You Stranger: DC Comics To Reboot The Entire Universe


When Life Gives You Lemons


Which Was the Bigger Career Launching Pad? "Dazed and Confused" or ... "School Ties"?


Who Murdered Rosie Larsen? A Pajiba Investigation


Why Can't The War of 1812 Have Its Own Blockbuster?


Why Do We Forgive?: A Pajiba Discussion


Why I Hate the Olympics


Why I'm The Only Person Who Isn't Excited About The "Arrested Development" Reunion


Why Pay for Anything? Movie Bootlegging and the Evolution of Media


Why That $100 Monthly Cable Television Bill Is Increasingly a Better Value than Free Network Television


Why Trick R Treat is to Halloween as A Christmas Story is to Christmas


Why We Hate Megan Fox (and Why Maybe We Shouldn't) | Pajiba Whip-Its


Why We Watch Procedurals


Why We Write


Why the Most Beloved Film of the Year (Only Slightly) Irks Me


Why the Oscars Matter


Women You Love: Cobie, Connie, and Leo Edition


Wonder Woman, Slut-Shaming And Mastering The Art Of Sexploitation


You Gotta License For That?: The Endless Battle of Musicians vs. Politicians


You Look Like a Baby Prostitute: An Open Letter to TLC


You Say Homance, I Say Towanda. Tomato, Fried Green Tomahto.


You Tell a Story Like a Broken Record: Aaron Sorkin's "Newsroom" Problem


You'll Never Live Like Common People: The Manning Bros, "Girls" and Where Nepotism Actually Begins


You're So Beautiful, It Hurts To Look At You | Because Looking Makes It Hurt In My Brainplace


Your Fondest Christmas Memories


Your Illegitimate Child & You: A Lesson in PR From Your Local Marketing Professional


Your Mom Doesn't Care | Dead Space, Video-Game Marketing and the Failure of Video Game Movies