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Click A Country Assload Of Radio Buttons To Tell Us What TV You're Watching

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Some people just can't wrap their head around a female warrior without high heels, a visible belly button, and a boob plate.


In 'We Are Your Friends' (real movie title), Zac Efron plays a beautiful blue-eyed dildo with gelled pubes by the name of Cole.



Turn Off Your Brain With Fancy, Fancy Men in Fancy, Fancy Suits

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Plus Conan O'Brien & Adam Sandler's weird middle-of-the-night texts & get ready for new Adele!



To be an octogenarian, still cowardly, and fleeing from the truth will be his shameful legacy.



The Liberal Outrage Machine is Out of Control

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Plus, an open letter to our beloved commenters, who are in a very bad mood right now.


George Zimmerman's Virginia Shootings' Tweets Prove He's A Racist, Idiotic Asshole

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Donald Trump Is the Birthday Party Magician of Toupees



5 of the Strangest Things Daniel Craig Said in This 'Male Bonding' Interview, Accompanied By Hot Pictures



The First Films of 8 Celebrities and the First Films of Their Acting Spawn



Look Upon What Passes for Summer TV and Despair



Oh Never Mind, This Target Ad Is The Best 'Star Wars' Trailer Of The Day. Maybe Ever



This New Surprise 'Star Wars' Teaser Is An Awakening... In Our Heartspaces



The Latest Jon Snow Theory Comes with a Luke Skywalker Connection



Nicholas Brendon Is Getting Help & No One Wants to See Paula Deen Dance



Here's a Movie New to Netflix That You'd Probably Really Appreciate



How to End 'Game of Thrones' in a Way that Will Actually Give It Literary Heft