The Girlfriends of Zack Morris We Never Saw or Heard From Again
What happens when a show you love stops returning your metaphorical phone calls?
...And what profession has the worst taste?
5 Shows After Dark
Again, we begin with a repeated declaration of the need to "get f*cked up." For being a party animal, I'm beginning to doubt with any sincerity that Miley Cyrus has ever been to a party.
How The Most Brutal Film Sequence in Cinematic History Helped Me Understand a Generation's Sacrifice
JSYK: The Original '101 Dalmatians' Sequel Had a Cold War-Obsessed Alien Jesus Dog With Mind Control Powers
'102 Dalmatians' has nothing on 'The Starlight Barking.'
Plus Aaron Sorkin's Lucille Ball biopic for Cate Blanchett & Emma Thompson will 'hang herself' if she has to see one more Spider-Man movie.
The answer lies in 1992's Cinemax flick, 'Blown Away.'
It's the literature of the ones who would push back the darkness.
How 'Beauty And The Beast' Warns Girls About Male Entitlement
Plus, the Great Lightsaber Debate of 2015
'My Brother, My Brother And Me' Is The Only Advice Podcast That Might Actually Teach You Something . . . About Boners
But please, and we cannot stress this enough, don't actually take their advice.
And how you can still feel the world in your own back yard
It's not what you think it is! Unless you think it was all chaste and innocent, in which case, you should get out more.