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A Little Something For Your Dreams

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Halloween is now only six days away. In the spirit of the holiday season (seriously, fuck Christmas) I’ve decided to share a short video of the most awesome record attempt ever recorded in the history of attempted records. It may not be as flashy as, say, most clothes pins attached to a scrotum, but it will definitely stay with you for for a good long while.


Good luck with that whole sleeping thing you had planned tonight.









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Comments

grease-painted bastards!

Posted by: the Fatman at October 25, 2010 8:18 PM

Ew, furries and clowns.

Posted by: Hutch McNamara at October 25, 2010 8:23 PM

Jacko lanterns (caution, EXTREMELY scary)

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Posted by: , at October 25, 2010 8:59 PM

HAHA! THE CLOWNS STRIKE BACK! FUCKING PAJIBANS

Posted by: Clown at October 25, 2010 9:24 PM

ohmigod. ohmigod no.

flashback time. My stepmonst...mother used to get me to do children's birthday parties with her. Age 9? 10, I guess? She had a bear puppet named Banky and got all done up as a clown, I had a little clown suit and we'd fill the car with stuffed animals and balloons, including a giant elephant out the sunroof and drive to the place...and for a while it was okay - everyone pointing laughing waving and smiling...then you get out of the car and see the fourteen or so peers staring at you, daring you with their eyes, certain this will suck unparalleled.

It's not so bad. You do some skits, some simple magic tricks, a stunt fall or two...by then the parents are wasted and offering you stiff drinks, certain you're a midget...your stepmom finally puts on Madonna and you dance around with scarves and costume props and makeup for the girls and it's all 'dress you up with my love' and the kids are down with it, rockin' out, inhibitions gone once they realized they had to roll with it or wimp out because this was it - all you get - and it's a huge success.

You go home clutching your $200 take and feeling...I dunno. The closest I can describe it as is the scene after Jennifer Connolly does her thing in Requiem.

Can't believe I typed that. The brakes are obviously well off my tricycle today.

Posted by: replica at October 25, 2010 9:45 PM

No way I'm watching that shit! Frakking clowns.

Posted by: Cindy at October 25, 2010 9:53 PM

I know I've told stories about my amazingly torturous father. Well, at times, if we misbehaved he would hang this giant poster of pennywise the clown above our beds. Just traumatizing...a really great punishment.

Posted by: Gamal at October 25, 2010 10:05 PM

Now all I can think of is Replica going ass to ass in a clown suit and grease paint. I'm not going to tell you all whether I'm aroused or not.


(I am)

Posted by: Robert Scott at October 25, 2010 10:18 PM

Gamal,

That's hardcore. I'd call Child Protective Services for you, but you're most likely an adult now and the statutes of limitations have run out.

Parents, take note: if you really hate your children, you now have a good way to torture them.

Posted by: MM at October 25, 2010 11:50 PM

That story, Replica, was awesome (although I feel sad for your clown-slave childhood).

Posted by: kootenay girl at October 26, 2010 12:49 AM

Clowns rule.

Posted by: Clown at October 26, 2010 1:20 AM

Clowns rule.

Yeah they do, they rule HELL!

Hate clowns.

Posted by: Tina at October 26, 2010 2:02 AM

Juggalos-in-training?

Posted by: Fredo at October 26, 2010 2:55 AM

They all float down here!

Posted by: DarthBrookes at October 26, 2010 2:56 AM

And I thought my coulrophobia was getting better!

Posted by: Az at October 26, 2010 3:46 AM

*watches video*

*goes to the place formerly called the bunk*

*returns looking satisfied*

*smokes cigarette*

rinse/repeat for the rest of the night

Posted by: Clown Raper at October 26, 2010 3:58 AM

Wonder what they're all laughing about. Probably how nice it is to live in a country where assassins from drug cartels kill cops and judges and mayors disappear, or where donkeys take a shit on their beaches. Dude, if I lived in Mexico, I'd never stop crying- fuck laughing.

Posted by: EJ at October 26, 2010 5:04 AM

Where were the fucking Juggalos when you really need them?

Posted by: Uncle JR at October 26, 2010 7:38 AM

Posted by: replica

"You go home clutching your $200 take and feeling...I dunno. The closest I can describe it as is the scene after Jennifer Connolly does her thing in Requiem."

High and dehydrated?

Posted by: Groundloop at October 26, 2010 8:10 AM

You know those clowns fucked each other that night.

And the local rabbit population won't shit right for a month.

Posted by: Kballs at October 26, 2010 8:14 AM

Was that a CLOWN Michael Jackson? Like clowns aren't scary enough?

Posted by: Mrcreosote at October 26, 2010 8:33 AM

Why was there one woman from the cast of Cats in the middle of all those clown people? Were there parallel conventions and she got lost?

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 26, 2010 9:08 AM

Clowns and cats share a mutual bond, Paddy. That bond being that both are an evil of the most heinous kind.

Posted by: Robert Scott at October 26, 2010 9:40 AM

Seriously MM, sure its been a long time, but that trauma just never gets out of your head. I'm liable to shoot a clown if I feel as though its getting to close.

Posted by: Gamal at October 29, 2010 8:22 PM