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Inspiration From Tragedy

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As a society (at least that portion of us with a sense of humour) we often derive some of the most comically poignant moments from the most salient of tragedies. Consider how many Heath Ledger jokes you’ve heard. It only took a moment for somebody to crack wise about David Carradine’s unseemly demise. Anyone ever made a Corky joke. Laughed uproariously after your buddy lost a nut attempting to negotiate that particularly ornery wildebeest? How many times have you seen or typed “Too soon?” at the end of a particularly tasteless joke about death? If I remember correctly, it was only about six months before comedians were making jokes about 9/11 and terrorists. The point is that a large sect of humanity uses humour to deal with occurrences that would otherwise just hurt to damn much or render us paralyzed with fear.

There’s nothing funny about attempted rape, or assault, or breaking and entering or attempted murder. However there are times when all of those things are used as punch lines in various jokes or comedies. It’s amazing what can happen to a very serious event when you take it out of its context and add a few oddball characters. Especially if they’re pissed off while also given to levying threats against the offending party. That’s what’s happened to Antoine Dodson and his sister Kelly. An unknown assailant broke into Kelly’s window, climbed in bed with her and attempted to rape her. Antoine heard the struggle and came to his sister’s aid. The original news story is below.



Now, Antoine is pretty flamboyant, but there’s nothing really that funny about the story; that would be until the kids responsible for Auto-Tune the News got a hold of it. I know that this has been around for a while, but every time I run into it I have to watch because it’s just masterful. Depending on which version you watch on Youtube, it’s received anywhere for 2.2 to 10.4 million hits. It’s on iTunes, there are t-shirts, websites and proceeds are going to both the creators and the Dodsons. If you haven’t seen it, witness the glory of tragedy re-mixed:



The good side of this, besides the entertainment value for us, is that they’re profiting from what could have been a deplorable crime committed against them. But the best part of the whole thing is that the perpetrator is almost guaranteed to be caught. To me, there is just no conceivable way that a man who suffers from such a severe case of colorectalcraniumism is going to keep his mouth shut about being the subject of one of the biggest internet sensations in a long, long while. You know this obviously challenged asshat will eventually tell someone about his fame. Unfortunately, it being America, he’ll probably also sue for royalties.









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Comments

I'm from Huntsville, and our local news has produced two incredible viral clips this summer - the above-mentioned Dodson clip and the "Strut That Ass" guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B55uUwMGorY). The "Strut That Ass" clip is actually from the mid-90s, but was found and released by someone at the local CBS affiliate who was archiving tapes this summer. Go watch it if you have two minutes to spare, it is worth it.

Posted by: Jon at August 18, 2010 8:29 PM

That was magnificent.

Posted by: A-schaef at August 18, 2010 8:29 PM

If Antoine Dodson can't get some kind of political career out of this, in the age of Palin, there is no justice in the world.

Posted by: Slash at August 18, 2010 8:29 PM

When I first saw this on FailBlog, I laughed so hard I cried. Then, I thought, "Wait a minute, some poor girl was almost raped. That's terrible."

Then I saw the remix and I just about died laughing.

*sigh* I'm a terrible, terrible person.

Posted by: Jelinas at August 18, 2010 8:29 PM

@Jon-I love the Struttin That Ass guy and my friends and I use that line all the time!

Posted by: Felicia at August 18, 2010 9:01 PM

I don't like having to repeat myself, people.

Posted by: Jerce at August 18, 2010 9:02 PM

I just hope that the "fame" (and I use those quotes because, come on...internet fame is darn fleeting) is a positive force for this family and any money that is made can better their lives. I live near Lincoln Park, and it's a very scary place!

It's easy to laugh at this, because it is truly funny, and at least Mr. Dotson seems to have a good sense of humor about it now. I also hope that with the attention that has been given to this situation that the would-be rapist will be caught quickly.

Posted by: ZombieNurse at August 18, 2010 9:11 PM

hysterical. i feel bad for laughing.

Posted by: splinter at August 18, 2010 9:12 PM

I've been singing this for almost two weeks. My pregnant wife, who is getting more and more crazy-hormonal every day, HATES it.

So I sing it louder. "Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your kids, hide your wife," etc.

Posted by: Ed at August 18, 2010 9:21 PM

My personal favorite cover of this is the North Carolina high school marching band.

It's jawdroppingly good.

Posted by: feramones at August 18, 2010 9:21 PM

That autotune can make a song outta anything!

Certainly explains Kesha...

Posted by: D-Day at August 18, 2010 9:28 PM

Embarrassed for my race. Not cute. That is all.

Posted by: jzhz at August 18, 2010 9:41 PM

This puts all mainstream hip hop to shame. It is only a matter of time before Kanye and Weezy ask him to produce their next single.

Posted by: schrome at August 18, 2010 11:08 PM

I just laughed so hard I almost peed.

JZHZ: Don't be upset and think of it as a race thing; when tragedy happens they always get people on the news or in emergency rooms looking horrible. We're Irish and literally every family party or reunion someone is in the hospital. It ends up with a grandmother crying, a few kids running around the hospital in dirty bare feet, we're left trying to explain how a drunken brawl could start on a whale watch and no one knows the victim's actual birth year or middle name.

Posted by: scorzi at August 18, 2010 11:17 PM

Did anyone else find the douchebag newscasters in the remix really damn irritating? They look like they are about 12.

Posted by: ERM at August 19, 2010 12:56 AM

That attempted rapist dun goofed up. Consequences will never be the same!

Posted by: Jessi's Dad at August 19, 2010 12:58 AM

I think all news should be delivered as auto tuned hip hop from now on.
I might be persuaded to watch it periodically again if there was a catchy lyric and a beat you could get down with.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at August 19, 2010 2:12 AM

Has it occurred to anyone that if Omar were a real person, this is pretty much who he'd be? I love this guy like he's part of my family.

Posted by: becks at August 19, 2010 8:50 AM

I saw "Struttin' That Ass" and Dodson on Ray William Johnson's Channel and enjoyed them. Auto-tune the news did a nice job with this. I just hate it when every major act gets an orchestra and choir behind them. It's so Metallica/GnR/Divaish.

Posted by: Kahntahmp at August 19, 2010 10:22 AM

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Posted by: grace at August 19, 2010 10:43 AM

I'm kind of sad there hasn't been any update on who the guy was, since it seemed like he left everything but a utility bill. I don't see any update since the original July 28th report.

Posted by: Phaeolus at August 19, 2010 11:56 AM

There's nothing funny about rape. Attempted rape however, is inherently funny.

Posted by: Dowski at August 19, 2010 3:58 PM