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Star Wars VII

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Bohemian Rhapsody has been covered, parodied and bumble-fucked sixteen ways from a dead hooker on my mom’s couch last Thursday. Well, as of now, it’s also been Lucased. Usually, this would be a good reason to lament George and his incessant need to Lukake all over anything and everything that causes him the smallest bit of excitement; but, in this instance, George had nothing to do with the finished product. All he did was provide an already terrible trilogy of movies with which the artist could work. Much like many other Star Wars properties, tributes and collections; it serves to further prove that you can mix a good and entertaining concoction provided that you can keep Lucas away from it. So take The Trilogy That Shall Not Be Named, one of the best known rock songs of all time, throw in different lyrics and you get Midichlorian Rhapsody.











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Comments

I am fully convinced that everything good coming out of Star Wars had nothing to do with Lucas - it was everyone else on the projects that made the first three great. On the second three, there was no one who could reign him in and we ended up with - well, you know what we ended up with.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at September 7, 2010 8:27 PM

No mention of the Weird Al/American Pie Star Wars song? (The "actual title" eludes my mind at the moment.)

"My, my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry..."

Posted by: MM at September 7, 2010 8:32 PM

Aaaand...I just came.

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Posted by: yuta123 at September 7, 2010 8:54 PM

That was called "The Saga Begins"

Posted by: Jay at September 7, 2010 8:55 PM

Ok, so I *just* started watching those fucking prequels like last week. Made it 3/4s through the first one. Didn't even make it through 15 minutes of the second one. And Spaghattah Nadle is NAHT AHMPRAHSSED, GAHGE LAHCAHS! FAHK YAH.

Posted by: Spaghatta Nadle (formerly popejenn) at September 7, 2010 9:03 PM

Oh, and I didn't even bother with the 3rd. Seriously. ROLLING THROUGH THE FIELD OF FUCKING FLOWERS?! I am absolutely convinced that George was fucked up on poppers or just shrooming it up for like, 6 years straight.

Posted by: Spaghatta Nadle (formerly popejenn) at September 7, 2010 9:04 PM

Ah Miss Spaghatta Nadle,

The second one (prequel) is the WORST WORST WORST. The third one isn't that bad; it's the only one I've seen more than once. At least the plot rolls along and ham-handedly demonstrates to you how "fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering BOOM you're on the Dark Side now."

Skip the second one. Watch the third one, then never think of it again if you don't want to.

Fuck George Lucas, and not in any way he might possibly enjoy.

Posted by: MM at September 7, 2010 9:11 PM

I'm sorry, man, but that video is a complete waste of everyone's time.

Posted by: Jerce at September 7, 2010 10:39 PM

“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster to blow your brains out, kid.”

Fuck you Lucas! Greedo didn't even shoot!!!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at September 8, 2010 1:05 AM

Lukakke. Niiiice.
So, this video is better than the movies by FAR. Whether or not that is damning with faint praise is another debate.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at September 8, 2010 4:20 AM

Thanks, Jay.

Posted by: MM at September 8, 2010 4:22 AM

Genius.

Just.. Genius.
I'm fapping like James Franco right now.

Posted by: magiel at September 8, 2010 4:40 AM

True story. I had just started working for a very large computer company when Star Wars episode I came out. The managers were terrified that all us nerds would call in sick that day to go to a matinee showing of the movie that they decided to buy us all tickets and send us in shifts to go see the movie so we wouldn't all be out of the office at the same time. Needless to say, we enjoyed our time off, hated the movie, and kept lamenting about the "gay, Jamaican rabbit." (I'm sorry, that's an insult to gays, Jamaicans and rabbits, but that's what we called it that will not be remembered if I can help it.)

Posted by: BWeaves at September 8, 2010 9:34 AM

Fuck you Lucas! Greedo didn't even shoot!!!

Oh, he knows. And he's mocking your pain.

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/george_lucas_wearing_han_shot.php

Posted by: Lennon at September 8, 2010 9:38 AM

I've seen worse YouTube.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at September 8, 2010 10:00 AM

"Here's a picture of John Voigt's ball sack!" -- Patton Oswalt

You suck, Lucas! DO YOU HEAR ME! YOU. SUCK!

I'm going to start shipping bags of rock salt to Skywalker Ranch.

BURN IN HELL LUCAS!

Posted by: lubeg at September 8, 2010 10:32 AM

Let us clarify: Hayden Christensen is one of the worst actors to be foisted upon us in a very, very long time. The like of which I never thought to see again, since Keanu Reeves.

Posted by: Xtreme at September 9, 2010 12:02 AM

blaster bolts and force lightning... very very fright-en-ing!

Posted by: SaucyWench at September 9, 2010 11:24 AM