Welcome to the Author Archive for Brian Prisco

Our Cinematic Autobiography: Clerks.

The Do-Deca-Pentathlon Review | Brothers Gotta Hug!

That's My Boy Review | I Got No F*cking Dukes

Even The Stars Are Ill At Ease: Pajiba Covers the Los Angeles Film Festival

Piranha 3DD Review | Jawful

Bernie Review | This is Just a Tribute! You Gotta Believe Me!

Hysteria Review | Hey Diddle Diddle With Your Cat I Want to Fiddle

Battleship Review | Putting the Bro in Hasbro

Hick Review | Mickey Mouse and Mallory

Headhunters Review | The Job Market is a Real Bitch

The Raven Review | They Tried to Quoth the Raven, but All They Did Was Give Poe the Bird

God Bless America Review | Don't You Hate Pants?!

Bully Review | We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan's Hope Review | Klaatu Barada Nerdlinger

Go Then, There Are Other Worlds Than These: Universe Building and Fictional Crossover in Literature

Goon Review: The Fist of F*cking God

Game Shows Touch Our Lives: How My Father Would Fare In the Dystopian Game Shows of The Future

Casa de mi Padre Review | Buenos Tardes, Amigo

This Is Not A Film Review | Message in a Bottle

Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie Review | The Joke's On You!

Undefeated Review | Blindsided by the Friday Night Lights of the Titans

Safe House Review | Ultrasuede and Wallpaper Paste

W.E. Review | The King's Piece

Pastoraliyawn: The 2012 Academy Award Nominated Animated Shorts

They Didn't Kill Superman, They Killed Death: Max Landis's The Death and Return of Superman

Chronicle Review | Who Knows If Clark Kent Is A Superman? Or If He's Just An A**hole.

Kill List Review: Eyes Wide Wickersh*t

Mistakes Were Made: The 2012 Academy Award Nominated Live-Action Shorts

Red Tails Review | Fear of a Black Pilot

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close Review | Cover Up Your Trembling Hands

Weekend Review | Finally, The Gays Are Free To Be Just As Boring As The Straights!

A Separation Review | Pride Goeth Before The Fall

The Iron Lady Review | Backwards and In High Heels

War Horse Review | No, Sir, I Don't Like It

My Week With Marilyn Review | Look At The Stars, Look How They Shine For You

A Dangerous Method Review | Sometimes a Cigar Is Just A Cigar

The Artist Review | Moving Pictures

Carnage Review | Parenting: The Other White Guilt

Don't Belittle My People!: A Cinematic Hanukkah Celebration

The Undefeated Review: The Worst Thing to Happen to American Cinema Since The Ku Klux Klan Discovered D.W. Griffith

We Need to Talk About Kevin Review | Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up

Coriolanus Review | One Motherf*cking Bad Ass

Albert Nobbs Review | I Put On Some Makeup

The Glorious Reappearing: Seven Actors Who We Wish Would Make a Triumphant Return from Retirement

The Devil's Double Review: Hussein in the Membrane, Hussein in the Brain

A Little Help Review: Parents Just Don't Understand

The Perfect Host Review: My Name is Keyser Snooze

Thumb On The Lens: Directors Who F*cked Up Their Own Films By Acting In Them

You're All Going to F**king Die! Summer Reads to Get You Sweaty

The Borrower Review: Wait, They Don't Love You Like I Love You

Uphill Both Ways Through The Snow: 8 Super Sh*tty Cinematic Childhood Experiences

Midnight In Paris Review: Yes We Can-Can-Can!

Jackass 3.5 Review: Dance, Prank Monkey, Dance!

Priest Review: Holy Sh*t

There Be Dragons Review: You Won't Fool The Children of the Revolution

Forks Over Knives Review: You're Vegetarians. Nobody Cares What You Think.

Passion Play Review: Just Call Me Angel of the Boring, Angel

Exporting Raymond Review: Glasnost in Translation

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night Review: The Woeful Parable of Dean Cain

Bin Caught Feldman Once When I Was Five: Edgar Frog Takes Credit for the Snuffing of Bin Laden

It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday: Celebrity Deaths That Most Affected You

Don't Say I Never Did You No Favors: Producer Sh*tcans Plans for Atlas Shrugged Trilogy Because of Critics

Henry's Crime Review: Neo vs. Chekhov: Bullsh*tastic

The Conspirator Review: Surratt/Merde

Atlas Shrugged: Part I Review: And Sisyphus Farted

Soul Surfer Review: With Arm Wide Open

Trust Review: Where Do We Go Now, Sweet Child O' Mine?

Super Review: Wasting Another Night On Planning My Revenge

Rubber Review: When I Was Seventeen, It Was a Very Goodyear

My Sucky Teen Romance Review: It Takes A Village to Snuff Twilight

The FP Review: Come Talkin' That Trash And We'll Pull Your Card

Hobo With A Shotgun Review: I Wupped Batman's Ass

Silver Bullets Review: Loup Garbage

Better This World Review: The Truth Is, I Thought It Mattered

Kumare Review: When That Loves Comes Down Without Devotion

96 Minutes Review: A Complete Waste of Time

blacktino review: BLACK! FAT! LATINO! MOVIE!

Jane Eyre Review: I Love Little Girls They Make Me Feel So Bad

Black Death Review: A Plague O' Both Your Houses!

Happythankyoumoreplease Review: Supercalifragilisticwhimsiquirkilicious!

Brotherhood Review: If You Give A Pledge A Pistol

I Saw The Devil Review | I Can't Stand It, I Know You Planned It, I'mma Set It Straight

Through A Lens Darkly: The Uniqueness of a Movie-Watching Experience

Finding Roses In The Rubble: The 2011 Oscar Nominated Documentary Shorts

Murderous Children and Misplaced Woo: The 2011 Oscar Nominated Live Action Shorts

Don't Say A Word, Baby, We're All Beautiful In Our Own Way: The 2011 Oscar Nominated Animated Shorts

The Eagle Review | So This Is What It Sounds Like When Doves Cry

The Closest Tyler Perry Will Ever Come To An Oscar Nomination

Six Recent Stalker Films You Should Watch Instead of The Roommate

A Seriously Random List | The Prisons of the Future

Death Race 2 Real-Time Review | Go That Way, Really Fast. If Something Gets In Your Way, Turn.

I Must Break You | Can Criticism Be Too Cruel?

Wham-O Repped By ICM | A F*cking Hula Hoop Has An Agent Before I Do. And I Do All My Own Nude Scenes.

From Prada to Nada Review | Colonel Brandon Is My Homeboy

Vanishing on 7th Street Review | Ha! I Got The Knife! Now Turn On The Goddamn Lights!

A Seriously Random List | I Get Two Paychecks This Way

Gimme My Money Back, You B*tch (And Don't Forget My Black T-Shirt) | What Are You Looking For in A Rom-Com?

Ong Bak 3 Review | The Passion of the Jaa

Complaining About The 2011 Oscar Nominations | What Do I Do With All This Hate?

Yippie-Kai-Yay, Motherf*cker | What Are You Looking For In An Action Movie?

A Seriously Random List | Overshadowed Celebrity Siblings

"Spartacus: Gods of the Arena" Review | Hack and Gash

Eloquent Eloquence 1-24-11 | What Did Tony Danza Ever Do To You?!

F/X's "Lights Out" Review | Super Punch-Out!

Fill Your Hands, You Sumb*tch | What Are You Looking For In A Western Film?

Box Office Round-Up | I Wouldn't F*ck You If You Were The Last D*ck On Earth

The Way Back Review | It's A Long Hard Road Out of Hell

A Fool And His Money Are Soon Pajiba | Unwise Things

B*tch, I Told You Not To Go In That G*ddamn House! | What Are You Looking For In A Horror Film?

The Housemaid Review | The Discreet Harm of the Bourgeoisie

Starship Troopers Review | You're It Until You're Dead Or I Find Someone Better

F*ck, Don't Tell Me My Princess Is In Another F*cking Castle Again! | What Are You Looking For In A Fantasy Film?

Little Rose Review | A Textbook Example of a Textbook Example

"Summer Wars" Review | Covering All Your Base Are Belong To Us

Mary and Max Review | Take This Sinking Boat And Point It Home

Season of the Witch Review | Gonna Break My Rusty Cage

"Blue Valentine" Review | We Went Down To The Courthouse And The Judge Put It All To Rest

Like Lost in Translation Choked on TMZ and Vomited Up Hunks of the Disillusionment of Celebrities | "Somewhere" Review

"Casino Jack" Review | Second Prize Is A Set of Steak Knives. Third Prize Is You're Fired.

"The Tempest" Review (A Sonnet in Iambic Pentameter) | Sonnet #155

"The Fighter" Review | It Doesn't Take A Big Man To Knock Somebody Down, Just A Little Courage To Lift Him Off The Ground

"The Company Men" Review | Into The Blue Again, After The Money's Gone

Money Quote: Rose McGowan Tries for Something Between Ophelia and Oh F*ck No, and Dear God Does She Miss | "Dead Awake"

"Made in Dagenham" Review | You Can Get It If You Really Want

"Night Catches Us" Review | As Sure As The Sun Will Come Up Tomorrow

"Frankie and Alice" Review | A Poor-Man's Version of Every Robin Williams in a Beard Film

"Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale" Review | Sinners In The Hands of An Angry Saint

"The King's Speech" Review | There Goes My Hero, He's Ordinary

For Your Commiseration: Ten Oscarbatory Hopefuls That Will Come Up Short

"Client 9: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer" Review | Noblesse Oblige

"Marwencol" Review | It Takes A Village

"127 Hours" Review | Rock and Roll All Night (And Pare Away At Your Arm Every Day)

"Red Hill" Review | And Heck's Coming With Him

They're Finally Focking Running Out | "New" Little Fockers Trailer

GhettoPhysics Review | That's The Name of the Game

"Idiots and Angels" Review | When God Comes And Calls Me To His Kingdom, I'll Take All You Sons of Bitches When I Go

Welcome to Rileys Review | I Just Want To Save You While There's Still Something Left To Save

"The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest" Review | Head Like A Hole, Black As Your Soul, I'd Rather Die Than Give You Control

Ticked Off Trannies with Knives Review | No Surprises Under This Skirt

Conviction Review | Family's All I Got

Inside Job Review | Grab That Cash With Both Hands and Make A Stash

Human Sacrifice! Cats and Dogs Living Together! Mass Hysteria! | "2012: A Time For Change" Review

"Kings of Pastry" Review | A Spoonful of Sugar Helps The Medicine Go Down

Who Gets The Dwarves In The Custody Battle? | Snow White Causing Hollywood to Bleed Rose Red

"Stone" Review | I Got A Rock

"You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger" Review | The Incontinental

Freakonomics" Review | Turning Perfectly Good Currency Into Monopoly Money

"Hatchet II" Review | One Small Slash for Censorship, One Giant Axewound for Mankind

"Leaves of Grass" Review | Weed Don't Need No Education

The Virginity Hit Review | Ch-Ch-Ch-Cherry Bomb

"Waiting for 'Superman'" Review | Hey, Teachers! Leave Them Kids Alone!

Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole Review | Pretty Bird

Ain't Too Proud to Ted | Most Bodacious Bill and Ted 3 In Our Future?

The Freebie Review | Love Will Tear Us Apart Again

"Never Let Me Go" Review | A Blue Harvest

A Woman, A Gun, and A Noodle Shop Review | Hong Coen Phooey

I'm Still Here Review | Portrait of the Artist as a Hot Mess

F*ck, Yes, Me and Hard | Mickey Rourke Seeks Meatier Roles

Mesrine: Public Enemy No. 1 (Part II) | Better to Burn Out Than Fade Away

Mesrine: Killer Instinct Review (Part I) | Bonfellas

Golden Child Review | Always Bet On Black

TRON Review | Av Atari

Viagra for Dick Jokes | The Enduring Culture of Judd Apatow

The Tillman Story Review | You're Messing With The Wrong Guy!

Children of Invention Review | Smart but Boring

Vampire Sucks Review | TWHYYYYYYYYYYYYY????!!!!!Light

Animal Kingdom Review | Help Me Get Away From Myself

Just Another Stupid Love Song | The Romantics Trailer is Like Masturbating to the L.L. Bean Catalogue

Twelve Review | Chumps Actin' Ill Cause They're Full of Eight Balls

"Middle Men" Review | The Boring Parts of Porn

Four Score and Seven Years Ago, I Kicked Ass For The Lord | Timur Bekmambetov to Direct Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Flipped Review | Twilight for the Twilight of Your Life

Spider-man Says Everybody Gets One | Matthew Vaughn Calls It Curtains For the Caped Crusaders

Get Low Review | A Good Man Is Hard to Find

Winnebago Man | Rage Against the Machine

Love Ranch Review | I Would Do Anything For Love But I Won't Do That

Cropsey Review | In a Dark Room On A Bed He Kissed Them All

4192: The Crowning of the Hit King | Balls Out

Restrepo Review | He That Outlives This Day, And Comes Safe Home, Will Stand A Tip-Toe When This Day is Nam'd, And Rouse Him At The Name Of Crispian

Nasty, Brutish and Short | Choice Cuts from Netflix Watch Instantly

Jonah Hex Review | Look Away, Look Away, Look Away, Dixie Land

"Finding Bliss" Review | VH1 Presents: Where Are They Now? Stars of the 90's Edition

Ondine Review | A Smushy Handful of Stinky Seal Guts

Winter's Bone Review | Now Is The Winter of Our Discontent

George A. Romero's Survival of the Dead Review | That's My Mother You're Pissing On

Please Give Review | Rich People Say F**k Yeah Hey Hey

Mystery Team Review | The Smart Kind of Dumb

Holy Rollers Review | Boyz in the Shtetl

We Were Promised Jetpacks | The Future of the Future

Killer Extinct: The Death of the Boogeyman | Where's This Generation's Freddy Krueger?

Harry Brown Review | You Know What the Best Way to Get the Damn Kids Off Your Lawn Is? A Woodchipper

The Good, The Bad, The Weird Review | Kimche Western

Paper Man Review | What A F**king Rip

Scum of the Earth Trailer

Ain't Gonna Be No Ghostbusters 3

Exclusive: Meerkat Manor Coming to The Big Screen! As a Cartoon? | Hakuna Whatdafucka?

Salads Have Feelings Too | Ten Plants That Will Compost Your Mulchass

Too Soft to Slay: The Pussification of Children's Movies | Reflections on "Monster Squad" and "Goonies"

Review: The Popcorn Mafia Celebrates Their 100th Podcast Live with Diablo Cody

After.Life Review | Wednesday Addams: Suicide Girl

Parker and Stone Are Coming to Broadway | My Heart's As Warm As A Baked Potato

A Whole New Generation of Dirty Hippies To Get Lost | Kerouac's Masterpiece Finally To Journey To The Big Screen

News: Three Ways the "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" Sitcom Could Be Remotely Watchabl

Rockwell and ScarJo Attached to Lost Kubrick Project | Estate Sales Are Not Great Places For Dates

World's Smallest Penis Throws Jimmy Hat In Reality O-Ring | It's Just Like Survivor Only...It's Just Like Survivor

Chris Rock Remaking Akira Kurosawa's High and Low

"Mother" Review | Do You Want To Bang Heads With Me?

News: There Once Was A Teddy Bear From Nantucket | Here's Seth Macfarlane's D*ck For You To Suck It

The Square Review | Sacred Geometry

Ong Bak 3 Trailer

Breaking Upwards Review

News: How Do You Make Sparkly Vampires Gayer? | Pop! Squish! Six! Unh-unh!

Rob Corddry Dips Himself Into "Butter" | Borderline Autistic Jumps In On Carrey's Sloppy Seconds

Little Boxes Made of Ticky Tacky and They All Look Just the Same | Peter Hedges to Bring "The Heights" To The Big Screen

Waking Sleeping Beauty Review | Everything Looks Snow White Through Mouse-Colored Glasses

Casino Jack and the United States of Money Trailer | I Can't See The White and Blue Because of All the Pure Seething Red

Harold and Kumar Team to Direct "American Pie 4"

Word on the Street by Brian Prisco

Greenberg Review | Panhandling Misery

Knight and Day Trailer #2 | I Feel Like Stripping Down To My Underpants and Singing Brand New Day

Animal Kingdom Trailer | Aussie-ome

Pacino Goes On Mercy Killing Spree | First Target: Barry Levinson

News: Diablo Cody's Female Anti-Stalker Film

News: Tim Burton Primed for Frankenweenie 3D?

The Runaways Review | Genuine Jailbait

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog Going Full Length for the Sequel?

Erasing David Review | While You Watch Big Brother, Big Brother Is Watching You

Lemmy Review | The Only Card I Need

Lebanon, PA Review | Now, I Cannot Forget Where It Is That I Come From

Hood to Coast Review

The Ten Most Anticipated Films of SXSW 2010

John Krasinski Eyes "Something Borrowed"

Chris Evans and Anna Faris Sign on to "What's Your Number?"

God Goes 3D

John Hughes' Grisbys Go Broke Script in Development

"Police Academy" Remake in the Works

Precious Review

Lynn Shelton May Direct "Then We Came to the End"

Easier with Practice Review

After.Life Movie Trailer

The Yellow Handkerchief Review

Justin Timberlake and Molly Shannon Join Bad Teacher

Gone with the Pope Trailer

Daniel Radcliffe and Lily Rabe Take on "The Lucky Ones"

Happy Tears Review

Zoolander 2 Moving Forward with Jonah Hill

The 2010 Academy Award Nominated Shorts for Animated and Live-Action

Karate Kids Trailer #2

Ghost Writer Review

Seann William Scott to Star in Kevin Smith's "Shoot Somebody"

Jeremy Renner Attached to "Raven," Circles "Battleship"

Irvine Welsh to Direct The Magnificent Eleven

Series You Ought Be Watching On Netflix Instantly

Meryl Streep in the "Arthur" Remake?

Crazy Heart Review

Banlieue 13 - Ultimatum Review

The Hughes Brothers Set to Direct Akira

Mark Monroe Developing a Formula One Documentary

Fish Tank Review

Kevin Smith Seeking Internet Financing for "Red State"

Frozen Review

American Psycho: The Musical

Johnny Depp to Direct Keith Richards Doc

James Bobin to Direct Muppet Movie

Give 'Em Hell Malone Review

George Lucas Developing CGI Musical

Big Money Rustlas Trailer

Repo Chick Trailer

Burke and Hare Adds Isla Fisher and Tom Wilkinson

Slammin' Salmon Review

Breaking Loose with the Brontes

D.J. Caruso to Direct "I Am Number Four"

The Last Station Review

Mark Romanek -- Voices; Jonathon Levine -- Warm Bodies

Mel Gibson DiCaprio Flick to be Completely in Norse

Dreamcasting Ghostbusters 3

Piranha 3D Trailer

"21 Jump Street" Expected to Start Filming Late 2010

Tekken Trailer

The Book of Eli Review

The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond Review

Marc Webb Frontrunner to Direct "Spider-Man" Reboot

Lionsgate to Aquire Rights to Terminator

Stephen Norrington to Direct The Lost Patrol

Peter Sarsgaard to Villain-Up for Green Lantern

Crazy on the Outside Review

Breaking Dawn Set to Start Filming Sometime

Nathan Fillion Joins James Gunn's "Super"

The A-Team Movie Trailer

The Snake Review

Police, Adjective Review

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love Review

Details on The Farrelly Brothers' "Hall Pass"

Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick to Pen "Deadpool" Script

Fish Tank Trailer

Favreau Starts Filming on Cowboys and Angels; Vaughn Takes Infidelity Comedy

Details on the U2 Biopic, "Killing Bono"

The Ten Best Indies of 2009

Updates on Remakes of "The Thing" and "The Orphanage"

Kevin Smith to Begin Filming Shoot Somebody

Red Cliff Review

Serious Moonlight

Transylmania Review

The Private Lives of Pippa Lee Review

Eating Mishaps on Film

The Messenger Review

Greatest Villains Portrayed by Comedians

Takers vs. Armored

One-Flick Wonders

Gentlemen Broncos Review

Boondock Saints II Review

The Boogeyman Project: Final Round

Antichrist Review

25 Fights I'd Like To See Between Characters Played By The Same Actor

Adventures in Power Review

Bronson Review

Black Dynamite Review

The Boogeyman Project III

Good Hair Review

Afterschool Review

The Boogeyman Project II

Brief Interviews with Hideous Men Review

The Boogeyman Project

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell Review

Ghost Ship Review

Top Twelve American High Schools

White on Rice Review

Loren Cass Review

Ink Review

My One and Only Review

Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day Trailer

The Boondock Saints Review

Spread Review

Grace Review

Youth in Revolt Trailer

Top Ten Terrible Decisions to Play Terrible Strippers

Bandslam Review

Thirst Review

G.I. Joe Sequel in Development

Paper Heart Review

G.I. Joe Review

The Cove Review

Adam Review

Humpday Review

In the Loop Review

Comic Con IV 2009

Air Bud: Spikes Back Review

Air Bud 4: Seventh Inning Fetch

Air Bud: Golden Receiver Review

Air Bud Review

Funny People Trailer II

District 9 Trailer II

We're Going to Denny's

Cannonball Read - Winner

Then We Came To The End by Joshua Ferris

Whatever Works Review

Turn Coat by Jim Butcher

An Arsonist's Guide to Writers' Homes in New England by Brock Clarke

The Wheelman by Duane Swierczynski

East of Eden by John Steinbeck

Pressure Cooker Review

Gooby Trailer

The Universe in a Single Atom by His Holiness the Dalai Lama

Irene in Time Trailer

Man Overboard Review

The Stepfather Trailer

Food, Inc.

Fool by Christopher Moore

The Grasshopper King by Jordan Ellenberg

Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami

Pontypool Review

Out of My Skin by John Haskell

The Tourists by Jeff Hobbs

Easy Virtue Review

Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson

Rendezvous in Black by Cornell Woolrich

A Movie for Every Holiday

The Girlfriend Experience Review

Lord of Chaos by Robert Jordan

Assassin's Apprentice by Robin Hobb

The Reader by Bernhard Schlink

The Road Trailer

Fright Night Remake

World War Z by Max Brooks

Scorsese Attached to Sinatra Biopic

The Merry Gentleman Review

The Limits of Control Review

Bousman to Remake Mother's Day

Ibid: A Life by Mark Dunn

Il Divo Review

Every Little Step Review

Special Topics in Calamity Physics by Marisha Pessl

2009 Book Preview

JJ Abrams to Tackle The Dark Tower

The Informers Review

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies Book Review

Gigantic Review

The Annunciations of Hank Meyerson Book Review

Urban Shaman Book Review

Ante Up Review

Lullabies for Little Criminals Book Review

Lymelife Review

Darkly Dreaming Dexter Book Review

Caught Stealing Book Review

The New Twenty and Stripped Down Trailers

Big Man Japan Trailer

Newcastle Trailer

Tourist Season Book Review

The Escapist Review

Rust and Bone Book Review

Clown Girl Book Review

Bart Got a Room Review

Skills Like This Review

The Monsters of Florence Book Review

Sin Nombre Review

The Blade Itself Book Review

The Education of Charlie Banks Review

Definitely Dead Book Review

Explicit Ills Review

Hell House Book Review

The Plot Against America Book Review

The Warrior Queen's Parting Words and the Retirement of Eloquent Eloquence

The Great Buck Howard Review

Sunshine Cleaning Review

Every Dead Thing Book Review

Dispatches from PajiBacon SXSW -- Tuesday

Dispatches from SXSW - Monday

Dispatches from SXSW - Sunday

Dispatches from SXSW - Saturday

Dispatches from SXSW

UR Book Review

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close Book Review

Band Geek Book Review

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Eloquent Eloquence 02/19/08

Eloquent Eloquence 02/12/09

Eloquent Eloquence 02/05/09

Eloquent Eloquence 01/29/09

Eloquent Eloquence 01/22/09

Notorious Review

Eloquent Eloquence 01/15/09

Highlander The Director's Cut Review

Eloquent Eloquence 01/08/09

Eloquent Eloquence 12/24/08

Against the Dark Trailer

Eloquent Eloquence 12/18/08

Eloquent Eloquence 12/11/08

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Review

Eloquent Eloquence 12/04/08

Transporter 3 Review

Eloquent Eloquence 11/20/08


Eloquent Eloquence 11/13/08

Repo the Genetic Opera

Eloquent Eloquence 11/06/08

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

The Shadow Rising by Robert Jordan

Eloquent Eloquence 10/30/08

The Broken Window by Jeffery Deaver

Synecdoche, New York

The World Without Us by Alan Weisman

Cross Country by James Patterson

Eloquent Eloquence 10/23/08

On Chesil Beach

Hit Man by Lawrence Block

What Just Happened?

Brasyl by Ian McDonald

Eloquent Eloquence 10/16/08

Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds

Pest Control by Bill Fitzhugh

Closer to the Light by Melvin Morse

Eloquent Eloquence 10/09/08


His Majesty's Dragon by Naomi Novik

The Keeper by Sarah Langan

Eloquent Eloquence 10/02/08


The Last Oracle by James Rollins

A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin

Black Dog of Fate by Peter Balakian

Eloquent Eloquence 09/25/08

If Chins Could Kill by Bruce Campbell


Dead to the World by Charlaine Harris

Eloquent Eloquence 09/18/08

Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer

Hurricane Punch by Tim Dorsey

Tyler Perry's The Family that Preys

Velvet Elvis by Rob Bell

City of Bones by Michael Connelly

Eloquent Eloquence 09/11/08

The Chris Farley Show by Tom Farley

Prometheus Rising Robert Anton Wilson

Last Boy Scout, The

Eloquent Eloquence 09/04/08

Labor Pains Trailer

Eloquent Eloquence 08/28/08

Longshots, The

Eloquent Eloquence 08/21/08

Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer

Eloquent Eloquence 08/14/08

Hell Ride

Pink Flamingos

Eloquent Eloquence 08/07/08

Midnight Meat Train

Eloquent Eloquence 07/31/08


Exploits from Comic-Con 2008 Part III

Exploits from Comic-Con 2008 Part I

Eloquent Eloquence 07/24/08

Eloquent Eloquence 07/17/08

South Park, Season Ten

Eloquent Eloquence 07/10/08

Fuzzy Navel

Wackness, The

The Promotion

Young Frankenstein

Eloquent Eloquence 06/26/08

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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead


Eloquent Eloquence 06/13/08

Snuff Chuck Palahniuk

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Foot Fist Way, The


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