Stephen Norrington signed on for a new project called The Lost Patrol. News is that it’s a “supernatural thriller” set during World War II. And that’s all we got.
Norrington still made the best Blade movie — the first one. But he’s also the one who brought us The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Now, I’m prepared to allow that Alan Moore simply writes unfilmable comics. But I don’t know. Norrington’s other project is making yet another Crow. How many of those fuckers are they up to now? Didn’t Hot Topic go out of business yet?
Anyone know what’s up with The Lost Patrol? Is it secretly based on a comic that only four people have ever read? Is it like an Indiana Jones meets The Goonies? Is it Hellboy without Hellboy? Do they find the Spear of Destiny in Wolfenstein Castle?
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