Welcome to the Author Archive for Brian Byrd

• Pajiba Election Night Liveblog Hillary Clinton Donald Trump
• Texas Agriculture Commissioner calls Hillary Clinton a c*nt
• Watching Idiotic Trump Supporters Cry and Rage Into the Void Will be the Best Thing About Election Night
• James Comey Isn't a Moron or a Partisan Hack. He's a Spineless Bureaucrat
• Obamacare Premium Hikes Trump Presidential Race
• Liveblogging the Third - and Mercifully Final - Presidential Debate
• Celebrating 'Bad Boys II' on Its F*ck You I Want to Write About This Awesome Movie Anniversary
• Every Insane Thing Donald Trump Did or Said That Would Have Ended Any Other Presidential Campaign
• This Is the Best Political Ad of the 2016 Campaign
• This is What True Courage Looks Like, America
• What to do When Sh*tty Weather Ruins Your Weeklong Beach Vacation
• Liveblogging the First Presidential Debate
• Three Ways Presidential Debate Moderators Can End Trump's Candidacy Without Facing Bias Accusations
• Anyone Enabling a Donald Trump Presidency Deserves the Consequences of Their Actions
• The Horrific Hillary Clinton Presidency, As Imagined by Conservative Author Bryce Slattery
• America's Political Press is a Far Greater Embarrassment to This Country Than Donald Trump
• The New 'Rogue One' Trailer Gives You Exactly What You've Been Waiting For
• No, 'Suicide Squad' Doesn't Need to Make $800 Million to Break Even
• Leslie Jones is the Greatest Olympic Commentator in the Universe
• George Zimmerman and Dylann Roof Both Got Their Asses Beat Today Because Life is Awesome
• You Will Absolutely Believe the Disgusting Things Trump Supporters Yell During Rallies
• What I Saw at Last Night's Trump Rally Should Make You Worry About November
• Stop What You're Doing and Watch Donald Trump's Communications Director Make an Absolute Ass Out of Himself on CNN
• Live Talking the Republican National Convention Finale
• This Congressman Wants to Know What Other 'Sub-Group' has Contributed More to Civilization than White People
• The Most Anticipated Cable Dramas of 2017
• Republican Senate Easily Defeats Four Gun Control Bills
• Game of Thrones: Who Wins, Who Dies, Who Tells the Story
• This Kevin Hart-James Cordon Rap Battle is Far More Entertaining Than it Has Any Right to Be
• Nice Try, Cowards: Not Voting for Either Candidate is the Same as Voting for Donald Trump
• Ranking Each 'Game of Thrones' Plotline From Best to Theon
• Disney and Lucasfilm are Probably Still Full of Sh*t About Those 'Rogue One' Reshoots
• Healthy People Who Take the Elevator One Floor Should Contract Incurable Gonorrhea
• Remembering Muhammad Ali, the Greatest American Athlete Who Ever Lived. Period
• 'Veep' is Still Television's Best Comedy Thanks to its Unparalleled Supporting Cast
• Ranking Each 'Game of Thrones' Plotline From Best to Silly (Sam and Gilly)
• Ranking All the Songs from This Season of 'Sesame Street' Based on My Daughter's Reactions
• Ranking Each 'Game of Thrones' Season 6 Plotline From Most to Least Interesting
• Bernie Sanders Needs to Drop Out and Corral His Supporters Before It's Too Late
• The ABC and CBS Fall Lineups Look Horrifically Bad
• Did Emilia Clarke Use a Body Double in Last Night's Climatic 'Game of Thrones' Nude Scene?
• Marvel's Dominance Probably Won't Last as Long as You Think
• The Greatest Reality Show on Television is The Last One You'd Ever Expect
• Five Legitimately Great Things in the Otherwise Irredeemable 'Batman v. Superman'
• All The Incredible Secrets Hidden in the New 'Star Wars: Rogue One' Teaser (for the) Trailer
• The Pajiba Pop Culture Disappointment Tournament - And The Winner Is...
• The Pajiba Pop Culture Disappointments Tournament - The Championship
• The Pajiba Pop Culture Disappointments Tournament - The F*ck This 4
• The 8 Best Pop-Culture GIFs of 2016 (So Far)
• The Pajiba Pop Culture Disappointments Tournament - The Excruciating Eight
• Can't We Defend Comic Book Movies Without Being Insufferable Scrotal Lesions?
• The Pajiba Pop Culture Disappointments Tournament - The Shitty 16
• The Pajiba Pop Culture Disappointments Tournament - Round of 32
• The Pajiba Pop Culture Disappointments Tournament Part 2
• The Pajiba March Madness Pop Culture Disappointment Tournament
• A Perfectly Timely Look at Next Year's Surefire Oscar Locks
• Marco Rubio, Not Donald Trump, Will Be the GOP Nominee, and That Should Scare You Sh*tless
• Kanye West Calls SNL Staffers 'White Motherf****rs,' Taylor Swift a 'Fake A**' During Epic Backstage Rant
• All the Withering, Gut-Busting Jokes from Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's Brilliant 2016 Election Special
• All the Biggest Criticisms About 'The Force Awakens,' and Whether You Should Give a Sh*t
• Here's What Happens When You Force a One Year Old to Watch 'Star Wars'
• How The Most Brutal Film Sequence in Cinematic History Helped Me Understand a Generation's Sacrifice
• Start Your Friday Right With Brand New Star Wars Footage From 'The Force Awakens' International Trailer
• The 'Star Wars: The Phantom Menace' Trailer Is Raw Cinematic Sewage
• Why Grantland's Failure Moves the Internet One Step Closer Toward a Desolate Hellscape
• Check Out The Astonishing Secrets Hidden Inside the 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Trailer
• The 12 Most Outrageous, Scandalous, Downright Repugnant Celebrity Quotes and Acts of All Time
• The Way Comics Fans Treat Zack Snyder Is Ridiculous and Shortsighted
• We're Giving You Half a Billion Dollars to Spend on Pop Culture. Don't F*ck It Up.
• The Liberal Outrage Machine is Out of Control
• 10 Spectacular TV Series You'll Never Get to Watch
• Liveblogging the 2015 GOP Presidential Debate
• An Unimpeachable, Full-Throated Defense of Nic Pizzolatto and 'True Detective' Season 2
• Everything You Need to Know to Understand the Drake-Meek Mill Beef
• The Greatest Action Franchise of the Last 20 Years Doesn't Contain Comic Book Heroes, Killer Robots or Tricked-Out Honda Civics
• Liveblogging the 'Bachelorette' Finale
• Studio Execs Who Don't Release Comic-Con Trailers Should be Tossed Balls-First Into Boiling Tar
• Check Out the 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Behind-the-Scenes Featurette Unveiled At Comic-Con
• The Best Movies, Television, Music, Books, GIFs and Tweets From the First Half of 2015
• The Most Anticipated Cable Dramas of 2016
• The Internet Will Ruin 'Game of Thrones' Season Six Long Before It Even Premieres
• Why Are Critics and Viewers Suddenly Turning on 'Game of Thrones'?
• Snoop Dee-Oh-Double-Jesus Christ Are You Serious With this Caitlyn Jenner Take?
• Netflix Doc 'Hot Girls Wanted' Humanizes the Teenagers We Objectify in Our Porn
• An Ode to Ben Cafferty, 'Veep's' Jaded Black Hole of Depression
• Here's How ABC Can Bring A-List Marvel Superheroes to the Small Screen
• Everyone Needs to Calm the F*ck Down About the DC Comics Movies
• Leaked Audio From Warner Bros. Summit Reveals New Details About DC Cinematic Universe
• What Conclusions Can We Draw From the New Netflix Viewer Ratings Data?
• Amy Pascal 'Loved' The Idea of Turning Spider-Man into a SnapChatting Skrillex Fan
• Pajiba Pet Peeve Madness: And The Winner Is...
• Your Biggest Pet Peeve: The Championship
• Your Biggest Pet Peeve: The Frustrating Four
• Your Biggest Pet Peeve: The Hate 8
• Your Biggest Pet Peeve: The Sour 16
• Your Biggest Pet Peeve: The Round of 32
• Your Biggest Pet Peeve: A Pajiba March Madness Tournament
• Your Biggest Pet Peeve: The Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace and Squeeeeeeeps Regions
• Will 2015 be the Biggest Box Office Year Ever?
• 'Family Feud' Contestants are Dumber Than Dead Cockroaches and Other Observations From a Month on Paternity Leave
• Why Do We Still Care About Awards Shows?
• Here's Your Current Hate Watch Hall of Fame
• The Pajiba Television Power Rankings: Winter 2015 Edition
• Check Out These Amazing Easter Eggs Hidden Inside the 'Fantastic Four' Trailer!
• The Six Most and Least Promising Network TV Pilots for 2015-16
• Which Current and Upcoming Shows Will Lead Television's Next Platinum Age?
• Ineffective Nielsen Ratings Are Ruining TV and No One Cares
• Another Major Non-Broadcast Network Offers an Online-Only Option, But is Cable Still a Better Deal?
• Merry Christmas: Clark Griswold is a Reckless, Narcissistic Lunatic Who Belongs in a Psych Ward
• The Year In Review: Our Favorite Music of 2014
• The Year in Review: Our Favorite GIFs of 2014
• The Year in Review: The Most Memorable Quotes of 2014
• This Cannot Be What It Means to Raise a Child in America
• NFL Finally Does Something That Doesn't Require an Apology, St. Louis POA Wants One Anyway
• Budweiser Sending Their Iconic Clydesdales to the Glue Factory
• The Final Frontier: Why Won't TV Invest in Smart Sci-Fi?
• The Fault in Our Stars: Does It Matter if Celebrities Are Bad People?
• Television's 7 Biggest Blandy McBlandersons
• Freedom is Only an Illusion: Why Cutting the Cable Cord is Much Harder than You Think
• Seeing is Aggrieving: Ray Rice, Domestic Violence, and the Power of Video
• Does Enjoying 'Game of Thrones' Make You Sexist? Will Buying a Ticket to 'Exodus' Make You Racist?
• How to Make the Emmys Watchable Again (Hint: It Involves Drinking Games)
• Could the Twisty, Violent, Hyper-Entertaining 'Utopia' Be TV's Best Show?
• The Wild and the Wacky: GIF Soup for the Soul
• The 10 Most Anticipated Cable Dramas of 2015
• Marvel's The Interventioni2t: Executive Orders in the Wake of Edgar Wright's 'Ant-Man' Departure
• Assessing This Year's Painful, Disastrous Season of 'Saturday Night Live'
• Are There Any Perfect Options for Ending 'Game of Thrones'?
• 10 Amazing TV Series You'll Never Get to See
• Time is a Flat Circle: How Best to Approach the Next Season of 'True Detective'
• Finding the Line: Thoughts on Grantland's Perceived Outing of a Transsexual
• The 10 Most Anticipated Cable Drama Series of 2014
• Predictable Shockers: How TV Lost Its Capacity to Surprise
• Seriously, You'll Like It: A Well-Intentioned Guide to Manipulating Your Spouse
• The Big Four On The Floor: How to Revitalize Network Television
• The Night is Dark and Full of Terrors: Ending "Game of Thrones"