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Eggnog Is the F*cking Best Holiday Beverage On the Planet

James Field | Food Porn |



Review: Will Starbucks’ New Apple Crisp Macchiato Usurp The Fall Throne from The Pumpkin Spice Latte?

Kaleena Rivera | Food Porn |



Would You Eat A Cicada Taco? Because You Could

Kristy Puchko | Miscellaneous |



Review: ‘Great British Bake Off’ Champ Nadiya Hussain Steps Confidently, Boldly into Her Own on the Delightful ‘Nadiya Bakes’

Roxana Hadadi | TV |



GOOD NEWS: Working On Your Night Cheese (And Wine) Is Good For You, So Says Science

Kristy Puchko | Food Porn |



Behold The Apple Pie That Has Driven Twitter Mad

Kristy Puchko | Social Media |



In Praise of Binging with Babish, the Best Cooking Show on the Internet

Kayleigh Donaldson | Celebrity |



Would You Eat This PBJ Sandwich? Because I Am Outraged

Kristy Puchko | Miscellaneous |



Food Wars: 'Who Cooks Rice Like This?!' Uh, About That…

Hannah Sole | Food Porn |



Why Was Cake Trending On Twitter All Weekend Long?

Kristy Puchko | Social Media |



Why Make a Cake That Looks Like Toilet Paper Though?

Kristy Puchko | Social Media |



An Instagram Photo Shows Bon Appétit Editor in Chief Adam Rapoport in Brownface

Roxana Hadadi | Celebrity |



Alison Roman, the Colonization of Spices, and the Exhausting Prevalence of Ethnic Erasure in Popular Food Culture

Roxana Hadadi | Celebrity |



Who Are The Monsters That Use BBQ Sauce for Their Nuggets?!

Kate Hudson | Food Porn |



Review: A One Person Q and A About Starbucks Iced Pineapple Matcha Drink

Jodi Smith | Food Porn |



Review: Starbucks Iced Golden Ginger Drink Is So Refreshing And Snappy

Jodi Smith | Food Porn |



Review: Starbucks Dairy-Free Almondmilk Honey Flat White Is Sheer Perfection

Jodi Smith | Food Porn |



Review: Starbucks Pumpkin Cream Cold Brew Is A Refreshing Addition To Their PSL Lineup

Jodi Smith | Miscellaneous |



Milk is Gross

Kate Hudson | Food Porn |



Review: Starbucks Tie-Dye Frappuccino Is A Pop Of Sunshine In A Dismal Summer

Jodi Smith | Food Porn |


Pepsi Is Never an Acceptable Substitution for Coke


Tuna is the Best of the Basic Sandwiches


Review: A Tale Of Two Starbucks Dragon Drinks


The One Unforgivable Crime Of Squirrels


What’s the Best Use for a Potato?


Review: Ariana Grande's Cloud Macchiato From Starbucks


Cheese is What Makes a Pizza Good (Or Bad). Pineapple Ruins All.


F*ck You, Chocolate


Starbucks Cinnamon Shortbread Latte Is The Perfect Way To Start The New Year


Review: Lesters Fixins Pickle Flavored Soda


Review: Lesters Fixins Sweet Corn Soda


Harvard Professor Suggests Only Six French Fries Should Constitute A Serving


Review: Starbucks Juniper Latte Is Not A Gin Substitute, But That's Okay


Review: Trying Bar Food At Home -- With Novelty Sodas!


Spoilers: Netflix’s Season Six of ‘The Great British Bakeoff’ Feels Like a Real Step Forward in Brown Representation, and THOSE BAKES!


Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville is my Cheers


Review: We Tried Starbucks Witch’s Brew Frappuccino®


'Golden Girls' Cereal is a Thing We Have Now


Will Free Tacos Make You Care About Baseball?


Obvious Life Hacks: Did You Know You Can Fry Bread To Make Toast, And Other Things That Are Not News


You Know Why America Loves Ranch Dressing? Because It’s Delicious


Don’t Besmirch the Name of Orange Julius


Mustard Doesn't Belong on Pizza


The Pumpkin Spice Season Scourge is Upon Us


Food Porn: We Have Hit Peak White Nonsense


What's The Best Kind of Cheese?


If The Phrase 'Forbidden Bacon' Sends A Shiver Down Your Spine, Thank Reddit


Red Wine Infused With Cold Brew Coffee: A Serious Pajiba Investigation


The Starbucks Crystal Ball Frappe Is Less Weird Than Expected


Chopping Food with Your Teeth Is Not OK, and We Will Not Tolerate Any Debate on the Matter


Starbucks Christmas Tree Frappuccino Doesn't Taste Like Melted Tinsel!


We Replicated Donald Trump's Order at McDonalds; It Did Not Go Well


What Are Your Thanksgiving Traditions and Recipes? A Thankful Comment Diversion


Starbucks Snickerdoodle Hot Chocolate Is the Reason for the Season


Review: We Tried Starbucks Spoopy Zombie Frappuccino®


Guilty Pleasures: What Junk Food Is Your Ultimate Obsession?


What's In A Name? Thoughts On Name-Calling And Food


Subscription Addiction: Bright Cellars And Tasting Board Revisited


'Three Tacos Is Me Being A Lady' And Other Gems From The Overlords Food Slack


Subscription Addiction: Box2Bake Is Like Blue Apron Meets 'The Great British Baking Show'


More Nutella for Fewer Calories – The Best Kept Secret in Europe


Cilantro: The Herb Specially Crafted To Make Me Feel Like A Failure


Review: We Tried Starbuck's Midnight Mint Frappuccino®


Now Look What You've Gone And Done


Doritos Made 'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2' Bags That Play the Soundtrack


Pajiba Menu Challenge Round Two - Vote Now!


Review: We Tried Starbucks Notorious Unicorn Frappuccino®


The Pajiba One Page Menu Challenge: Vote Now!


Cited for 13 Health Code Violations, Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago Could Use a Few New Cooks in the Kitchen


How To Make The Perfect Grilled Cheese


UPDATED -- Subscription Addiction: Bright Cellars Delivers A Perfect Cheese Spread


Put Your Menu Where Your Mouth Is


How To Make The Perfect PBJ


Finally, Britain Unites -- To Criticise DI Alec Hardy’s Tea-Making Skills


Pizza Hut Loves Us and Wants Us to be Happy


The Pop-Tarts Café Ruined Breakfast Food for Me Forever, So That's Fun


Fried Chicken Is The New Bread, Because Darkest Timeline


Heartburn and Heartache: When A Chili Cook Off Becomes an All Out War


The Rock Broke a Guinness World Record and Brick Burgers


Americans Have to Stop


Hey There, Jumbo Honey Buns


You All Like Candy Canes, Right? Just Checking.


Dunkin' Donuts, You've Flown Too Close To The Sun


McDonald's Holiday Cups Cause A Stir


Sweet Potato Toast and Other Lies Perpetrated by Pinterest


#HotTake: Thanksgiving Is Overrated and Stupid


Do You Have Too Much Money & A Holiday Shopping List Full of People You Hate? The Cheetos Store Is For You


Subscription Addiction: I Hate Blue Apron


Subscription Addiction: Bright Cellars Delivers Wine Just For Your Tastes


It's Friday, And I Am Going to Burn This Mother Down


Subscription Addiction: MunchPak Wants To Expand Your Snack Horizons


In Defense of Candy Corn


You Can Take My Pickles From My Cold Dead Corpse, BuzzFeed


Starbucks Chile Mocha Is Coming For Your Pumpkin Spice Latte


We Gaze Upon the Gentrification of the Burrito And Are Found Wanting