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Put Your Menu Where Your Mouth Is

By Lord Castleton | Food Porn | April 7, 2017 |

By Lord Castleton | Food Porn | April 7, 2017 |

A few days ago I was perusing the menu of my favorite lunch place and I kept thinking: this is a great menu.

I’ve pretty much ordered every item on it at one time or another and everything is amazing. So I challenged the Overlords to a menu-off: Can your one-page menu go toe-to-toe with my one page menu?

The varied submissions were…fantastic. Mouthwateringly good, to be honest.

So now we open it up to you. A Menu cage battle to the very death. Or whatever.

The rules:


This is a one page menu:


This is a two page menu:


Two page menus are disqualified.

You can submit either by uploading it to disqus (though I’m not sure if they’ll be as readable as we’d like them to be) or by emailing it to me at [email protected]

2. Please send IMAGES. Not LINKS.

3. It can be from your favorite restaurant or anywhere else. You don’t have to have eaten there, but places with personal meaning seem to do better. It doesn’t have to be a formal restaurant. Mine is from a wine and cheese shop that happens to make sandwiches. It can be any type of meal, breakfast lunch dinner brunch, you name it.

4. Feel free to include a small blurb (3-5 sentences) to ‘sell’ your menu.

5. Does the appearance matter? Are we rating on whether or not we like the food? How can you possibly compare breakfast to dinner? This is crazy!

(It all matters, but the food probably matters the most. If the dissonance of trying to compare, say, Indian food to French Pastry to pizza is too much for you, feel free to abstain!)

6. How will the winners be chosen?

By a simple vote. Head to head. So get those submissions in! We’ll pick the best ones and they’ll go toe to toe with the Overlords to see who, in fact, has the Menu to end all menus. The Menu di tutti meni! Or something.

Fire away!


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