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Lord Castleton, Staff Contributor and Pajiba Store Operator: Lord Castleton is a screenwriter. He lives in Boston. You can follow him on Twitter.

Characters That Thematically Represent Each 2024 NFL Team
Stop Taking the Delightful and Talented Rose Byrne For Granted
What Makes 'Ahsoka's' Baylan Skoll So Damn Captivating?
The Jenni Hermoso and Luis Rubiales Controversy Explained
Spain Are World Cup Champions
And Then There Were Four
Shock and Amazement as the 2023 Women's World Cup Moves to the Knockout Round
Where Shall We Van Gogh?: A Quiz
The 2023 Women's World Cup Is Shaping Up To Be The Best One Ever
Cooking With Flo Goes Pro
Are You Satisfied By The 'Survivor' 43 Finale?
To The Neighbor On NextDoor Trying To Sell A Banged Up Hope Chest For $275
Is 'Survivor' 43 Finally Getting Good?
The Pajiba 2022 World Cup Preview
The USWNT Has Lost Three Straight Games For The First Time Since 1993
With Two Losses In A Row, Is It Time For The USWNT To Panic?
How The SNL Season 48 Premiere Feels Like An NFL Franchise Rebuilding
Tech Support Defeats The Troll, as Mike McDaniel Defeats the S.S. Belichick in the NFL's Opening Week
Somehow This Feels Like A Loss
Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: The Amazing Christen Press
A Final Goodbye To The Best Live Action, Hard-R, Sci-Fi Comedy Series Ever
A Legend Is Gone. Sean Connery Is Dead At Age 90.
Your Comprehensive Pajiba Sportsball Roundup For Sportsies And Non-Sportsies Alike
A Few, Lingering Questions About 'Survivor: Winners At War'
Imagine Being A Photographer In A Digital World
The Best And Worst Of Star Trek: Picard Season One
USWNT: Tokyo Here We Come
Rating The Super Bowl By Worst, First And Thirst
A Nagging Question About Season One Of 'The Mandalorian'
Watch The Best Out Of Print Vehicle Based Satire Of The 90's Before It Vanishes Again
Review: 'The Expanse' Season 4 On Amazon - The Best Bombs Are F Bombs
Catching Up With The U.S. Women's National Team
Ten Things You Never Knew About The Wiggles
So, Uh...When Does 'His Dark Materials' Get...Good?
The Best Thing About 'The Mandalorian' So Far
Review: 'Jack Ryan' Season Two Is Not Great Bob
'Pennyworth' On Epix Is Dark, Brooding, Badass Fun
Where Are You On The Joe Buck Hate Spectrum?
Patrick Mahomes May Single-Handedly Usher in a Completely New Era of Football
A Few Quick-Hit Thoughts About Week One Of The 2019 NFL Season
The US Women's National Team Wins the World Cup of Soccer: Icons. Legends. Champions.
Shock And Disbelief As A Global Soccer Powerhouse Is Downed
Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Valentina Giacinti
The Women's World Cup Quarterfinals Are A European Block Party
The 2019 Women's World Cup Knockout Round Begins!
'Game Of Thrones' Series Finale Deep Dive Recap PART ONE
Game Of Thrones Season 8 Episode 6 Deep Dive Recap PART TWO
Game Of Thrones Season 8 Episode 6 Deep Dive Recap PART THREE
Review: 'Catch 22' On Hulu Wrangles A Mighty Beast
The Classiest Man In The NFL Retires
Game Of Thrones Season 8 Episode 5 Deep Dive Recap PART ONE
Game Of Thrones Season 8 Episode 5 Deep Dive Recap PART TWO
'Game Of Thrones' Season 8 Episode 4 Deep Dive Recap
Game Of Thrones Season 8 Episode 3 Deep Dive Recap
'Game Of Thrones' Season 8, Episode 2 Deep Dive Recap
'Game of Thrones' Season 8, Episode 1 Deep Dive Recap
Trailer Breakdown: Steve Conrad's New Epix Show 'Perpetual Grace, Ltd.'
The Ballad Of The Home Phone
Who Would You Choose For The Angel And Devil On Your Shoulder
Why It's An Amazing Thing For America That Robert Mueller Is A Hockey Player
Leslie Knope Is Real, And She's The President Of Croatia
Meanwhile, At Wimbledon...
Is Today's Match of Belgium vs France The Real World Cup Final?
What's Your Favorite Old People Food?
Breaking Down The 2018 World Cup Quarterfinals
Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Nazanin Boniadi
World Cup Update #4: Things Are Shaping Up
2018 World Cup Update #3: Kate Abdo and Romelu Lukaku Can Get It
World Cup 2018: Day Two
Snap Reaction To The 5-0 Extirpation Of KSA By Russia In The Opening Match Of The World Cup
Ranking The Best 2018 World Cup Kits
In The Chasm Between Gamers and Non-Gamers: This Ginger Reigns
F*ck The NFL
Obituary for Scott Hutchison of 'Frightened Rabbit'
Items that No One Will Buy Online Anymore
Morning After Thoughts On The First Round Of The 2018 NFL Draft
SyFy's 'The Expanse' Continues To Kick Ass In Season Three
Meanwhile, In The Other Echo Chamber...
5 Lingering Questions About 'Counterpart' Season One Ending
PSA: Are You Or Your Friends Addicted to Narcotic TV?
Dichen Lachman Nude And Every Other Awesome Thing About 'Altered Carbon'
Rank Your 10 Favorite Star Wars Character Names
My 5 Favorite Things About The 2018 Winter Olympics
The Greatest Suffix In The English Language
Netflix's 'Altered Carbon' Review: Some Bodies Are Worth Dying For
Review: The Now Cancelled 'The Shannara Chronicles' Seasons One & Two
Parents Need to Start Enforcing the Naughty List On Christmas
60 Long Winded Thoughts On The 2017 NFL Football Season So Far - Part II
60 Long Winded Thoughts On The 2017 NFL Football Season So Far - Part I
How Halloweeny Is *Too* Halloweeny?
The Judge of the Tobacco Valley
'Game of Thrones' Season 7 Episode 7 "The Dragon And The Wolf" Deep Dive Recap Part II
'Game of Thrones' Season 7 Episode 7 "The Dragon And The Wolf" Deep Dive Recap Part I
'Game of Thrones' Season 7 Episode 6 "Beyond The Wall" Deep Dive Recap
'Game of Thrones' Season 7 Episode 5 "Eastwatch" Deep Dive Recap
'Game of Thrones', Season 7, Episode 4: "The Spoils of War" Deep Dive Recap
The 10 Best Performances From Season One Of J-Lo's 'World Of Dance'
What's Your Personal 'Game of Thrones' Endgame?
Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 3 'The Queen's Justice' Deep Dive Recap
Rate The Acting For Each Character On 'Game Of Thrones'
'Game of Thrones' Season 7 Episode 2 "Stormborn" Deep Dive Recap
What Does This Russian Alt-Rock Ballad Have To Do With Teens All Over The World Killing Themselves?
Game of Thrones, Season 7, Episode 1: "Dragonstone" Deep Dive Recap
How The Worst Storyline In Game Of Thrones May Have Been Created
'Game Of Thrones': Is It Over Between Jamie and Cersei?
Netflix Tackles Autism In The Upcoming Series 'Atypical'
'Game of Thrones' Recap: Catch Up Before Season 7 Refresher
'Three Tacos Is Me Being A Lady' And Other Gems From The Overlords Food Slack
Cars 3 Wisely Pretends Cars 2 Never Existed
International Travel and Tribalism and A Playlist To Just Shrug It All Off and Dance
Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Logan Browning
Before 'Wonder Woman,' When Robin Wright Played Diana (But Not That Diana)
The Flagrant Lack Of Inarra Serra Merch Out There Is A Gorram Bucket Of Pungent Horse Defecation
Imagineering The Apocalypse With The New Amazon Echo Look
Shocked To Report That 'World Of Dance' on NBC Is Pretty Great
Is It OK To Kill Fundamentalists in Video Games And Other Musings On Religion
Pajiba Make A T-Shirt Weekend: Free Shipping in US, Canada & Australia Through Sunday
Let's Play A Game Where We Pretend We're Russian Intelligence
'Don't Tread On Me And Shit': Fraternizing with the Political Enemy
On Sporting, Irish War Cries And The Current Epicenter Of Human Hotness
Now Look What You've Gone And Done
Are You Supergreen Over The 20th Anniversary Re-Release Of The Fifth Element?
Pajiba Menu Challenge Round Two - Vote Now!
One Way To Look At The Aaron Hernandez Tragedy
What's Your Favorite Board Game?
The Pajiba One Page Menu Challenge: Vote Now!
The Pajiba One Page Menu Challenge
Actors Playing Two Roles Is The Beating Heart Of Suck
Dustassleton II: The Zone
Dustassleton Road Trip Addendum
Review: Amazon's 'Patriot' Is The Best Show Of The Year
Everything Is Amazing about FX's 'Taboo' Except The Show Itself (But You'll Still Get Hooked)
'The Good Fight' Reconstitutes The Post-Will 'The Good Wife' And Adds Even More Howard Lyman
The Glaring Problem With 'Homeland' Season 6
What To Think About As Something You Love Is Corrupted By Something You Abhor
It's Officially Time For Pajiba To Fall Head Over Heels In Love With Sofia Black-D'Elia
Notable TV Scene Stealers Of 2016
Ode To A Little Bag Of Lights And Fuses
The Best Brand In Human History Was One Lightsaber Away From Destruction
A Soul-Rending Story Told By The Crying 'Survivor' Winner Last Night
Ranking the Final 6 Before Tonight's 'Survivor: Gen-X Vs Millennials' Season Finale
'Mozart in the Jungle': Two Days Until The Maestro Returns And All The Love In The World Returns With Him
'Westworld' Finale Recap: Stubbs and Elsie Are Alive
Kevin Reilly Ups The Ante Again At TBS With The Fantastic 'Search Party'
Survivor 'Ten Million Dollar Gamble' Recap And Lovefest
Probably The Most Powerful Thing I've Seen On Television This Year
Breaking: Some Consumers Are Unsatisfied With Their Commemorative Groupon Donald J. Trump Replica Merchandise
'Westworld' Season 1, Episode 8: 'Trace Decay': The Self Is A Kind Of Fiction
'Westworld' Recap Season 1, Episode 7 'Trompe L'Oeil'
Survivor Season 33, Episode 8 Recap: 'I'm The Kingpin'
The Best Thing You Can Teach Your Kids About The Election
Rage, Spotlights And Grand Plans Gone Awry On This Week's 'Survivor'
'Westworld': Who is the Mole Smuggling Data out with the Satellite Uplink?
Update: My Dad Is Not Voting For Donald Trump! A Story Of Righteous Comeuppance
Survivor: Gen-X Vs Millennials Is So Much Fun
Westworld Recap: Season 1, Episode 4: Dissonance Theory
'Westworld' Season 1, Episode 3 Recap and the Voice of God
An Insane Theory About Westworld That's Probably 100% Right But Most Likely Isn't
Just A Quick Trip To The Grocery Store
'Westworld' Recap Season 1 Episode 2: 'Chestnut'
Delos Destinations 'Westworld' Contract Explained
'Westworld Recap' Season 1 Episode 1: 'The Original'
Let's Start The Hillary Clinton Virtual Pep Rally
Mike Ditka Is The Spokesperson For A Generation That Can't Handle Complexity
The Best Things About Michael Schur's 'The Good Place' on NBC
Podcast Recomendation: My Dad Wrote A Porno
Headshots, Time Capsule Racism And The Frustrating Pace Of Change
An Incredulous Masshole Responds to Tom Brady's Suspension
Five Things You Need To Know About Tonight's NFL Kickoff.
A Dispassionate Look At Kneelgate
Ranking The Best Players Left On The Board After The Season 6 'Game Of Thrones' Culling
A Long Time Fan Favorite Is Back In The Mix At Wimbledon
Søme Of Your Fævørite 'Game Of Thrønes' Actørs Speaking In Their Nætive Tøngues
Game of Thrones Completes The Greatest Season Of Television Ever
Who Gives the Best Moustache Rides in 'Game of Thrones' (and Answers to Other Important Questions)
The Most Astute Players Left In The 'Game Of Thrones', Ranked By Skill
'Game of Thrones': 'The Battle of the Bastards': Why Did Sansa Lie to Jon Snow?
'Game of Thrones': Who Is The Prince That Was Promised?
Historian Ken Burns Destroys Donald Trump in Stanford Commencement Address
Here Are the Best 25 Favorite Characters of 2016
'Game of Thrones' 'No One': Where Is Varys Going?
Hockey, Life and the passing of Gordie Howe, 'Mr. Hockey,' dead at 88
7 Notable Things To Come Out Of 'You, Me & The Apocalypse'
'Game of Thrones' 'Broken Man': Did Arya Survive?
'Game of Thrones': An Open Letter to Jon Snow
'Game of Thrones' and the Ballad Of Jaime Lannister
'Maya & Martin' Review: Maya Rudolph, Martin Short, Larry David
'Top Gear' Review with Matt LeBlanc
Blood Of My Blood. Arya Stark Re-enters the 'Game of Thrones' And Two Great Houses Get Served By A Bird
Game of Thrones, 'The Door': Why Do the Direwolves Keep Dying?
'Game of Thrones' 'Book Of The Stranger' Recap: Who Is Lord Royce?
'Game of Thrones': 20 Better Names For Tormund Giantsbane
Goodbye, Alicia: 'The Good Wife' Nails Its Dismount In The Series Finale
'Game of Thrones' 'Oathbreaker' Recap: Jon Snow's 'Watch Has Ended'
The Musical Career Of 'Game of Thrones' Jacob Anderson/Grey Worm
52 Films By Women: Maya Forbes' 'Infinitely Polar Bear'
'The Good Wife' Reminds Us Why We Cared
'Game of Thrones' Discussion - Season 6, Episode 2 'Home'
'The Good Wife' Starts To Say Goodbye
Who Is The Greatest Corporate Spokesperson Ever?
Silicon Valley Finally Knows What It Is, And It's Awesome
7 Small But Amazing Details in the 'Game of Thrones' Premiere
When Does 'Rogue One' Take Place?
Five Years After 'Happy Endings' First Aired, We Talk To Show Creator David Caspe
'Outlander' Season Two Rolls In Some Fresh Hotness
Natalie Zea as Samantha Bee? Uh, Yes Times Infinity. TBS launches 'The Detour'
Is A Relationship The Most Dangerous Thing On 'Game Of Thrones'?
When Will The Robots Take Your Job?
Who is the Television's Comedic Successor to Ron Swanson?
Hillary's Stranglehold On The Black Vote Goes International
What is the Fuerdai and Are They the Key To China's Velvet Revolution?
In Anticipation Of Hillary: The Sixteen Best Broad City Cameos
I Hate To Be The One To Tell You This, But There Is No 'Hollywood'
We're One Month Away From The Start Of 'Outlander' Season Two
A Scientific Analysis of the Oscars' Music Rolling
Why The F*ck Are We Rolling Music Over Anyone At The Oscars? A Profane Rant
Two Words That Don't Exist In English And One That Absolutely Should
9 Hard-To-Overlook Things That Suck About Showtime's 'Billions'
What's Your Favorite AudioBook Of All Time?
The 'Dresden Files' Half-Pole Scoffcap
The Lasting Legacy And Surprising Backlash Against the Era of Bullshit
The Hook is Everything: How Binge Episodes Are Evolving To Fit A Modern Audience
Smart, Interesting Girls. Sweet, Sensitive Boys.
FX's Baskets Is A Brilliant Mess Inside The Modern Comedy Thermosphere
With This Technological Marvel, Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again.
Your 2016 Super Bowl Primer
Is Rob Lowe The Greatest TV Actor Of The Last 20 Years?
A Too Little Too Late Farewell To Glenn Frey
The 2016 Presidential Candidates As Lord Of The Rings Characters
Jonathan Strange And Mr. Norrell Is Like Watching A Book, But In The Best Way
NFL Championship Weekend Sets The Table For An Amazing Weekend Of Football
'Billions' Review: I Dare You To Buy Into This Show With Me
Remember Sawyer From 'Lost'? No? Okay Forget I Said Anything.
I Wasn't Ready For You To Go, Alan Rickman. I Wish I Had Known That.
'Mr. Robot' Is Not as Good As You Think It Is
The 2016 Golden Globes Signaled The End Of Old Hollywood
The New York Giants Just Made The Biggest Mistake In Franchise History
Netflix's 'Jessica Jones' Scoffcap
A Few Thoughts About The End Of 'The Knick'
The Entire Homeland Season Five A-Plot Was Half An Episode Long
The Force Awakens Reaction Meter / Weekend Discussion Thread [SPOILERS]
The 'Fargo' Season Two Finale Wrapped Up One Of The Best Seasons Of Television Ever
A 'Homeland' Scoffing Recap
The Fargo Season Two Posters In The FX Store Are Straight Up Bonkers
'Fargo' Season Two Wood Chipper Death Watch - Vote Now!
The G-Rated Cartoon Explainer for 'Homeland' Season 5
Ten Thoughts About 'Fargo' Season Two Episode 8 'Loplop'
All the Nods to the Coen Bros. Films in Last Night's 'Fargo'
Dutch Comedy Central Edits Out Controversial 'South Park' Scene
Every Player that Enters the NFL Hopes To Be The Best; Peyton Manning Has Been
'The Good Wife' Is a Disaster and No Longer Worth Watching
The Good Wife, Ambassador Sexypants Edition
22 Unimpeachable, Unassailable Reasons You Should Watch 'Fargo' On FX
Why Did Ravens WR Steve Smith Cover His Face After His Career-Ending Injury?
The Horror: Living A Life Outside Of Fear-Based Entertainment
We're In The Middle Of The Best 'South Park' Season Ever
Who is Running Allison on 'Homeland'?
Experience The Reese Dipple Of It All On 'The Good Wife'
Livecasting The Very First NFL Global International Livecast From London
The Absolute Best Way To Not Annihilate Your Kids' Halloween Candy for Six Weeks
'The Good Wife' Decided to Give Viewers Everything They Never Wanted
Star Wars Call Us Home
NFL Week 5 In Review, Plus Star Wars Monday, GIFageddon and The Hatewatch Revenge Game Of The Century
'The Good Wife': Jeffrey Dean Morgan is the Human Definition of a Man
A Bunch Of Super Important Rules Of Hollywood I Learned From The Entourage Movie
NFL Week Four In Review, Matt Nathanson, Father Time And Gameplanning For DangeRuss
The Most Objective Longmire Season Four Review You'll Ever Read
Why Doesn't NFL HQ Let Erin Coscarelli Sit Down?
The Full NFL Week 3 Recap: Pure, Unadulterated Carnage
The Unlikely Rise Of Carson Palmer
The Green Bay Packers' Fake Lambeau Leap Wall
NFL Week One Highlights, Thoughts And Important Moments Featuring Teddy Roosevelt
Review: Kurt Sutter's 'The Bastard Executioner': You Put Your Blood Bag In My RenFaire!
The 2015-2016 NFL Season Preview
Let the #1 Song In Italy Stoke Your Wanderlust
A Glorious New Day In The Age Of Spoilers
Is Bryan Cranston's Amazon Series 'Sneaky Pete' Worth Watching?
What The Hell Is A Texan, Anyway?
Review: Apple iCloud vs. Amazon Cloud Drive vs. Google Storage
Lesser Known 'Game Of Thrones' Sigils
Would You Let Significant Other Cheat On You for $1 Million?
'Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll' And A Love Letter To Denis Leary and Another Time
A Public Plea for Bill Simmons To Take Down Roger Goodell
The Damning Case Against Nic Pizzolatto and 'True Detective'
Here's What's Wrong with 'True Detective' This Season
Watching the Dismantling of ESPN is the Best Thing about ESPN
Why Amazon's 'Catastrophe' is More Important Than FX's 'You're the Worst'
Review: 'The Jim Gaffigan Show' Succeeds By Giving the Networks the Finger
'True Detective' Recap: 'Down Will Come'
'7 Days in Hell' Is Awesome, And Jon Snow Is Hysterical
Your Opinion of 'True Detective' This Season May Be Skewed by Your Opinion of Nic Pizzolatto
Review: 'True Detective and the Misguided Arrogance of that Ray Velcoro Development
250 Songs to Have Sex To: The Sexiest Songs on Spotify
Your Ultimate 'End Credits' Soundtrack Picks Are In (And Playlisted)
Your Ultimate 'Action Scene' Soundtrack Picks Are In (And Playlisted)
What Happens When 'Homeland' Has Drunken, Unprotected Sex with 'Veep'?' 'The Brink' Review
HBO's 'Ballers': Fast Living Concept Obscures A Show With Real Potential
Your Ultimate 'Opening Credits' Soundtrack Picks Are In (And Playlisted)
Your 25 Favorite Characters in Film, TV and Literature
Which Distractingly Amazing Video Game Are You Most Excited For?
Here Are Your 25 Favorite TV Shows of All Time
Ten Random 10 Second Clips To Wipe Away Your Game Of Thrones Bitterness
The 'Silicon Valley' Finale Brilliantly Salvaged an Otherwise Troubled Second Season
An Open Letter To The Unsullied
Caitlyn Jenner Would Not Have Been Bob Costas' First Choice
Here Are Your Favorite Movies or Movie Series, According To You
Your Favorite Comics, According to You
Here Are Your Favorite Video Games, According To You
R2-D2 is a Dude, Right? And Other Musings On Gender And Technology
Here Are All the Iconic Characters You Don't Give a Rat's Ass About
Here Are Your Favorite 'Parks and Recreation' Characters
One Man's Opinion About The State Of Men In Game Of Thrones
The 'Boy in the Box' May Be the Most Consistently Great Film Genre of the Last 15 Years
A Pixar Artist Makes Kids-Book Awesomeness from R-Rated movies
Why Yoda Is the Most Useless Character in the 'Star Wars' Universe
When Exactly Did 'Downton Abbey' Die For You?
Two Sundays Out: A Final Look at the NFL 2014-2015 season
Pajiba's Comprehensive Guide to Super Bowl XLIX
How Will God Punish Bill Belichick for Deflategate?
How Nick, Jr. Just Set Feminism Back 40 Years
Why Peyton Is Not Done And a Preview of the NFL League Championship Round
This Week in American Football: The Detroit Lions, Failure, and Mediocrity
The 2014 NFL 'In Memoriam'
Has Peter Quinn Jack Bauer'd America Into a Tacit Approval of Torture?
A Typical Conversation Between a Fantasy Football Coach And His/Her Significant Other