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Lord Castleton, Staff Contributor and Pajiba Store Operator: Lord Castleton is a screenwriter. He lives in Boston. You can follow him on Twitter. |
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- The Jenni Hermoso and Luis Rubiales Controversy Explained
- Spain Are World Cup Champions
- And Then There Were Four
- Shock and Amazement as the 2023 Women's World Cup Moves to the Knockout Round
- Where Shall We Van Gogh?: A Quiz
- The 2023 Women's World Cup Is Shaping Up To Be The Best One Ever
- Cooking With Flo Goes Pro
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- To The Neighbor On NextDoor Trying To Sell A Banged Up Hope Chest For $275
- Is 'Survivor' 43 Finally Getting Good?
- The Pajiba 2022 World Cup Preview
- The USWNT Has Lost Three Straight Games For The First Time Since 1993
- With Two Losses In A Row, Is It Time For The USWNT To Panic?
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- A Final Goodbye To The Best Live Action, Hard-R, Sci-Fi Comedy Series Ever
- A Legend Is Gone. Sean Connery Is Dead At Age 90.
- Your Comprehensive Pajiba Sportsball Roundup For Sportsies And Non-Sportsies Alike
- A Few, Lingering Questions About 'Survivor: Winners At War'
- Imagine Being A Photographer In A Digital World
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- A Nagging Question About Season One Of 'The Mandalorian'
- Watch The Best Out Of Print Vehicle Based Satire Of The 90's Before It Vanishes Again
- Review: 'The Expanse' Season 4 On Amazon - The Best Bombs Are F Bombs
- Catching Up With The U.S. Women's National Team
- Ten Things You Never Knew About The Wiggles
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- 'Pennyworth' On Epix Is Dark, Brooding, Badass Fun
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- A Few Quick-Hit Thoughts About Week One Of The 2019 NFL Season
- The US Women's National Team Wins the World Cup of Soccer: Icons. Legends. Champions.
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- The 2019 Women's World Cup Knockout Round Begins!
- 'Game Of Thrones' Series Finale Deep Dive Recap PART ONE
- Game Of Thrones Season 8 Episode 6 Deep Dive Recap PART TWO
- Game Of Thrones Season 8 Episode 6 Deep Dive Recap PART THREE
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- Game Of Thrones Season 8 Episode 5 Deep Dive Recap PART ONE
- Game Of Thrones Season 8 Episode 5 Deep Dive Recap PART TWO
- 'Game Of Thrones' Season 8 Episode 4 Deep Dive Recap
- Game Of Thrones Season 8 Episode 3 Deep Dive Recap
- 'Game Of Thrones' Season 8, Episode 2 Deep Dive Recap
- 'Game of Thrones' Season 8, Episode 1 Deep Dive Recap
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- Why It's An Amazing Thing For America That Robert Mueller Is A Hockey Player
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- Breaking Down The 2018 World Cup Quarterfinals
- Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Nazanin Boniadi
- World Cup Update #4: Things Are Shaping Up
- 2018 World Cup Update #3: Kate Abdo and Romelu Lukaku Can Get It
- World Cup 2018: Day Two
- Snap Reaction To The 5-0 Extirpation Of KSA By Russia In The Opening Match Of The World Cup
- Ranking The Best 2018 World Cup Kits
- In The Chasm Between Gamers and Non-Gamers: This Ginger Reigns
- F*ck The NFL
- Obituary for Scott Hutchison of 'Frightened Rabbit'
- Items that No One Will Buy Online Anymore
- Morning After Thoughts On The First Round Of The 2018 NFL Draft
- SyFy's 'The Expanse' Continues To Kick Ass In Season Three
- Meanwhile, In The Other Echo Chamber...
- 5 Lingering Questions About 'Counterpart' Season One Ending
- PSA: Are You Or Your Friends Addicted to Narcotic TV?
- Dichen Lachman Nude And Every Other Awesome Thing About 'Altered Carbon'
- Rank Your 10 Favorite Star Wars Character Names
- My 5 Favorite Things About The 2018 Winter Olympics
- The Greatest Suffix In The English Language
- Netflix's 'Altered Carbon' Review: Some Bodies Are Worth Dying For
- Review: The Now Cancelled 'The Shannara Chronicles' Seasons One & Two
- Parents Need to Start Enforcing the Naughty List On Christmas
- 60 Long Winded Thoughts On The 2017 NFL Football Season So Far - Part II
- 60 Long Winded Thoughts On The 2017 NFL Football Season So Far - Part I
- How Halloweeny Is *Too* Halloweeny?
- The Judge of the Tobacco Valley
- 'Game of Thrones' Season 7 Episode 7 "The Dragon And The Wolf" Deep Dive Recap Part II
- 'Game of Thrones' Season 7 Episode 7 "The Dragon And The Wolf" Deep Dive Recap Part I
- 'Game of Thrones' Season 7 Episode 6 "Beyond The Wall" Deep Dive Recap
- 'Game of Thrones' Season 7 Episode 5 "Eastwatch" Deep Dive Recap
- 'Game of Thrones', Season 7, Episode 4: "The Spoils of War" Deep Dive Recap
- The 10 Best Performances From Season One Of J-Lo's 'World Of Dance'
- What's Your Personal 'Game of Thrones' Endgame?
- Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 3 'The Queen's Justice' Deep Dive Recap
- Rate The Acting For Each Character On 'Game Of Thrones'
- 'Game of Thrones' Season 7 Episode 2 "Stormborn" Deep Dive Recap
- What Does This Russian Alt-Rock Ballad Have To Do With Teens All Over The World Killing Themselves?
- Game of Thrones, Season 7, Episode 1: "Dragonstone" Deep Dive Recap
- How The Worst Storyline In Game Of Thrones May Have Been Created
- 'Game Of Thrones': Is It Over Between Jamie and Cersei?
- Netflix Tackles Autism In The Upcoming Series 'Atypical'
- 'Game of Thrones' Recap: Catch Up Before Season 7 Refresher
- 'Three Tacos Is Me Being A Lady' And Other Gems From The Overlords Food Slack
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- International Travel and Tribalism and A Playlist To Just Shrug It All Off and Dance
- Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Logan Browning
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- Imagineering The Apocalypse With The New Amazon Echo Look
- Shocked To Report That 'World Of Dance' on NBC Is Pretty Great
- Is It OK To Kill Fundamentalists in Video Games And Other Musings On Religion
- Pajiba Make A T-Shirt Weekend: Free Shipping in US, Canada & Australia Through Sunday
- Let's Play A Game Where We Pretend We're Russian Intelligence
- 'Don't Tread On Me And Shit': Fraternizing with the Political Enemy
- On Sporting, Irish War Cries And The Current Epicenter Of Human Hotness
- Now Look What You've Gone And Done
- Are You Supergreen Over The 20th Anniversary Re-Release Of The Fifth Element?
- Pajiba Menu Challenge Round Two - Vote Now!
- One Way To Look At The Aaron Hernandez Tragedy
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- The Pajiba One Page Menu Challenge: Vote Now!
- The Pajiba One Page Menu Challenge
- Actors Playing Two Roles Is The Beating Heart Of Suck
- Dustassleton II: The Zone
- Dustassleton Road Trip Addendum
- Review: Amazon's 'Patriot' Is The Best Show Of The Year
- Everything Is Amazing about FX's 'Taboo' Except The Show Itself (But You'll Still Get Hooked)
- 'The Good Fight' Reconstitutes The Post-Will 'The Good Wife' And Adds Even More Howard Lyman
- The Glaring Problem With 'Homeland' Season 6
- What To Think About As Something You Love Is Corrupted By Something You Abhor
- It's Officially Time For Pajiba To Fall Head Over Heels In Love With Sofia Black-D'Elia
- Notable TV Scene Stealers Of 2016
- Ode To A Little Bag Of Lights And Fuses
- The Best Brand In Human History Was One Lightsaber Away From Destruction
- A Soul-Rending Story Told By The Crying 'Survivor' Winner Last Night
- Ranking the Final 6 Before Tonight's 'Survivor: Gen-X Vs Millennials' Season Finale
- 'Mozart in the Jungle': Two Days Until The Maestro Returns And All The Love In The World Returns With Him
- 'Westworld' Finale Recap: Stubbs and Elsie Are Alive
- Kevin Reilly Ups The Ante Again At TBS With The Fantastic 'Search Party'
- Survivor 'Ten Million Dollar Gamble' Recap And Lovefest
- Probably The Most Powerful Thing I've Seen On Television This Year
- Breaking: Some Consumers Are Unsatisfied With Their Commemorative Groupon Donald J. Trump Replica Merchandise
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- 'Westworld' Recap Season 1, Episode 7 'Trompe L'Oeil'
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- The Best Thing You Can Teach Your Kids About The Election
- Rage, Spotlights And Grand Plans Gone Awry On This Week's 'Survivor'
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- Update: My Dad Is Not Voting For Donald Trump! A Story Of Righteous Comeuppance
- Survivor: Gen-X Vs Millennials Is So Much Fun
- Westworld Recap: Season 1, Episode 4: Dissonance Theory
- 'Westworld' Season 1, Episode 3 Recap and the Voice of God
- An Insane Theory About Westworld That's Probably 100% Right But Most Likely Isn't
- Just A Quick Trip To The Grocery Store
- 'Westworld' Recap Season 1 Episode 2: 'Chestnut'
- Delos Destinations 'Westworld' Contract Explained
- 'Westworld Recap' Season 1 Episode 1: 'The Original'
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- Mike Ditka Is The Spokesperson For A Generation That Can't Handle Complexity
- The Best Things About Michael Schur's 'The Good Place' on NBC
- Podcast Recomendation: My Dad Wrote A Porno
- Headshots, Time Capsule Racism And The Frustrating Pace Of Change
- An Incredulous Masshole Responds to Tom Brady's Suspension
- Five Things You Need To Know About Tonight's NFL Kickoff.
- A Dispassionate Look At Kneelgate
- Ranking The Best Players Left On The Board After The Season 6 'Game Of Thrones' Culling
- A Long Time Fan Favorite Is Back In The Mix At Wimbledon
- Søme Of Your Fævørite 'Game Of Thrønes' Actørs Speaking In Their Nætive Tøngues
- Game of Thrones Completes The Greatest Season Of Television Ever
- Who Gives the Best Moustache Rides in 'Game of Thrones' (and Answers to Other Important Questions)
- The Most Astute Players Left In The 'Game Of Thrones', Ranked By Skill
- 'Game of Thrones': 'The Battle of the Bastards': Why Did Sansa Lie to Jon Snow?
- 'Game of Thrones': Who Is The Prince That Was Promised?
- Historian Ken Burns Destroys Donald Trump in Stanford Commencement Address
- Here Are the Best 25 Favorite Characters of 2016
- 'Game of Thrones' 'No One': Where Is Varys Going?
- Hockey, Life and the passing of Gordie Howe, 'Mr. Hockey,' dead at 88
- 7 Notable Things To Come Out Of 'You, Me & The Apocalypse'
- 'Game of Thrones' 'Broken Man': Did Arya Survive?
- 'Game of Thrones': An Open Letter to Jon Snow
- 'Game of Thrones' and the Ballad Of Jaime Lannister
- 'Maya & Martin' Review: Maya Rudolph, Martin Short, Larry David
- 'Top Gear' Review with Matt LeBlanc
- Blood Of My Blood. Arya Stark Re-enters the 'Game of Thrones' And Two Great Houses Get Served By A Bird
- Game of Thrones, 'The Door': Why Do the Direwolves Keep Dying?
- 'Game of Thrones' 'Book Of The Stranger' Recap: Who Is Lord Royce?
- 'Game of Thrones': 20 Better Names For Tormund Giantsbane
- Goodbye, Alicia: 'The Good Wife' Nails Its Dismount In The Series Finale
- 'Game of Thrones' 'Oathbreaker' Recap: Jon Snow's 'Watch Has Ended'
- The Musical Career Of 'Game of Thrones' Jacob Anderson/Grey Worm
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- 'The Good Wife' Reminds Us Why We Cared
- 'Game of Thrones' Discussion - Season 6, Episode 2 'Home'
- 'The Good Wife' Starts To Say Goodbye
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- Silicon Valley Finally Knows What It Is, And It's Awesome
- 7 Small But Amazing Details in the 'Game of Thrones' Premiere
- When Does 'Rogue One' Take Place?
- Five Years After 'Happy Endings' First Aired, We Talk To Show Creator David Caspe
- 'Outlander' Season Two Rolls In Some Fresh Hotness
- Natalie Zea as Samantha Bee? Uh, Yes Times Infinity. TBS launches 'The Detour'
- Is A Relationship The Most Dangerous Thing On 'Game Of Thrones'?
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- Who is the Television's Comedic Successor to Ron Swanson?
- Hillary's Stranglehold On The Black Vote Goes International
- What is the Fuerdai and Are They the Key To China's Velvet Revolution?
- In Anticipation Of Hillary: The Sixteen Best Broad City Cameos
- I Hate To Be The One To Tell You This, But There Is No 'Hollywood'
- We're One Month Away From The Start Of 'Outlander' Season Two
- A Scientific Analysis of the Oscars' Music Rolling
- Why The F*ck Are We Rolling Music Over Anyone At The Oscars? A Profane Rant
- Two Words That Don't Exist In English And One That Absolutely Should
- 9 Hard-To-Overlook Things That Suck About Showtime's 'Billions'
- What's Your Favorite AudioBook Of All Time?
- The 'Dresden Files' Half-Pole Scoffcap
- The Lasting Legacy And Surprising Backlash Against the Era of Bullshit
- The Hook is Everything: How Binge Episodes Are Evolving To Fit A Modern Audience
- Smart, Interesting Girls. Sweet, Sensitive Boys.
- FX's Baskets Is A Brilliant Mess Inside The Modern Comedy Thermosphere
- With This Technological Marvel, Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again.
- Your 2016 Super Bowl Primer
- Is Rob Lowe The Greatest TV Actor Of The Last 20 Years?
- A Too Little Too Late Farewell To Glenn Frey
- The 2016 Presidential Candidates As Lord Of The Rings Characters
- Jonathan Strange And Mr. Norrell Is Like Watching A Book, But In The Best Way
- NFL Championship Weekend Sets The Table For An Amazing Weekend Of Football
- 'Billions' Review: I Dare You To Buy Into This Show With Me
- Remember Sawyer From 'Lost'? No? Okay Forget I Said Anything.
- I Wasn't Ready For You To Go, Alan Rickman. I Wish I Had Known That.
- 'Mr. Robot' Is Not as Good As You Think It Is
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- 'Fargo' Season Two Wood Chipper Death Watch - Vote Now!
- The G-Rated Cartoon Explainer for 'Homeland' Season 5
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- The Good Wife, Ambassador Sexypants Edition
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