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Jessie Wallace, Staff Contributor: Jessie is a filthy socialist metalhead. He likes coffee, beer, and dogs. He may or may not own a toe knife. He writes about movies, politics, and climate change. Wallace lives in London. |
- It Really Is Mind-Boggling How Bad Netflix's 'The Electric State' Was
- Reddit Asks: 'When Did Your Instincts Scream 'Leave Now' and What Did You Later Find Out You Avoided?'
- How Digital De-Aging Is Ruining Movies
- Reddit Asks the Question: 'What's a 'Cheat Code' You Discovered in Real Life That Actually Works?'
- Reddit Asks the Question: 'What's Your 'Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It' Life Hack?'
- What Is 'Sungazing', the Latest Stupid TikTok Trend
- The Depressing State of Love and Dating In 2025
- Reddit Asks the Question: 'What's a Food Combination You Love That Nobody Else Does?'
- Reddit Ponders the Best Dennis Rants From 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia'
- Review: The Lukewarm 'Spinal Tap II: The End Continues'
- Whoever Edited Frank Reynolds Into 'Star Wars' Deserves Multiple Awards
- Reddit Asks the Question: 'Which Hated Fictional Character Was Actually Pretty Reasonable?'
- Reddit Asks the Question: 'What Are Some Famous Movie Plot Holes That Aren't Really Plot Holes?'
- Why You Should Get Off Your Phones and Let Yourself Be Bored
- Modern Masculinity and 'The Critical Drinker'
- Reddit Asks the Question: 'What's a Cool Website That Not Many People Know About?'
- How Google Destroyed the Internet
- 'What Do Rich People Spend Money on That We Could Never Imagine Exists?'
- 'What's Something You Wrongly Thought Every Family Did When You Were Young?'
- 'To a Land Unknown' Grapples With Horrific Reality With Compassion and Urgency
- Reddit Asks the Question: 'What's a Food That Everyone Loves but You Hate?'
- Ozzy Osbourne Tribute
- Why HBO Completely Misunderstands 'The Last Of Us'
- Reddit Asks the Question: 'What's a 'Secret' From Your Profession That Everyone Should Probably Know?'
- 'What's the Most Disgusting Reason You've Seen Someone Get Fired?'
- Review: Netflix's 'KPop Demon Hunters,' Directed by Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans
- What's a Real Historical Event That Would 100% Be Rejected as 'Too Unrealistic' if It Were in a Movie?
- Reddit Asks the Question: 'What Did a Minority of Idiots Ruin for Everyone Else?'
- Reddit Asks the Question: 'What's a Sign That You're Getting 'Old'?'
- Review: 'The Legend of Ochi' Starring Helena Zengel and Finn Wolfhard
- Reddit Asks the Question: 'What Are You Absolutely Sure of but Have No Way of Proving?'
- Reddit Asks the Question: 'What's a Dead Feature of the Internet You Still Mourn?'
- Season Two of Amazon's 'Rings Of Power' Was Somehow Even Worse Than the First?
- Reddit Asks the Question: 'What's Something That Happens Often in Movies That Is One Hundred Percent Unrealistic?'
- 'The Last of Us' Season Two: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
- Reddit Asks the Question: 'What Improved Your Quality of Life So Much, You Wish You Did It Sooner?'
- Reddit Users Ponder the Most Underrated Homer Simpson Faces
- Reddit Asks the Question: 'What Food Is Either Delicious Or Terrible, Depending On How It's Made?'
- Reddit Ponders the Best Ad-Libs and Mistakes Left In Movies and TV
- 'What's the Most Unhinged Thing You've Ever Seen Someone Do in Public Like It Was Completely Normal?'
- 'A Working Man' Review: David Ayer Needs To Be Stopped
- 'What's a Scientific Discovery That Got an Underwhelming Reaction From the World?'
- Christopher Abbott Delivers a Breakout Performance in 'Bring Them Down'
- 'What Terrible Product Are You Forced To Use Because There Isn't Anything Better?'
- The Greatest Piece Of Art We Will See This Decade Revolves Around a Trash Can
- The Russo Brothers Churn Out More Algorithmic Ephemera in 'The Electric State'
- 'Landman's' Oil Propaganda Is Even Worse and Stupider Than You Imagined
- Google Search Really Is Trash Now
- Today I'm Thankful For This Edit of Ace Ventura in 'The Lord of the Rings'
- 'What's the Weirdest Thing You've Discovered About Your Partner Only After Moving in Together?'
- The Best Live Music Clips Of Musicians Before They Became Mega-Famous
- 'What's a Piece of 2000s or 2010s Internet Culture That Younger People Wouldn't Understand?'
- Reddit Users Ponder Their Favorite Bit Of Physical Comedy From 'Friends'
- Conan O'Brien Really Was the Best American Late Night TV Host Of Them All
- Reddit Users Share Their Most Effective and Helpful Life Hacks
- 'Night Shift Workers, What's the Creepiest Thing You've Witnessed?'
- These Cursed 2010s Commercials Are a Real Trip To Behold Now
- Review: 'Red Rooms' Is the Most Disturbing Film Of the Year
- 'What Is the Most Intense Physical Pain That You Have Ever Felt?'
- Twitter Reacts To the 'Activist X-Factor' TV Show
- The Best Damn Music Video of All Time: 'Jump' by Van Halen
- Jeff Bezos Will Have a New Yacht That Also Comes With a Yacht
- Watch Two Dudebros Try To Solve the Problem of Americans Not Wearing Masks
- And This is Why I'm Afraid of the Open Ocean
- A New Buyer's Guide to the Best Nintendo Switch Games
- The Most Important Photos From My Recent Trip To America (AKA: The Pajiba Staff Retreat)
- Chris Evans Surprises Fan At the Cinema
- Metalheads With Kazoos Disrupt Westboro Baptist Church 'Protest'
- Man is Told 'No Margarita Cups Outside'. Man Improvises
- Democrats Need to Learn From Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's '60 Minutes' Interview
- What's a 'Charlie Puth' and Why is This Happening?
- No, Jane Fonda, We Don't Need To Have 'Empathy' and 'Radical Kinship' For Donald Trump
- Your Weekly Round-Up Of Uplifting News
- This Guy Filmed a Brawl At a Concert Using His Drone and Then Decided To Break It Down
- Boris Johnson Makes Sexist Comments in the House of Commons, Gets Slapped Down Magnificently
- Rahul Kohli's Twitter Feed is a Goddamn Delight
- Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?
- I Can't Tell If This Music Video is Poignant or Exploitative
- Is This The Sexiest Cast Ever Assembled For a Movie?
- 'Why No WHITE PANTHER?'
- Should We Delete Our Faceboook Accounts?
- Gal Gadot Posing in a Batman Mask is Terrifying? Attractive? Terrifyingly Attractive?
- In 1856 a Freed Slave Wrote a Letter to His Former Master
- A Confused Journey Through Ansel Elgort's Instagram Page
- British Tabloid 'The Sun' Gets Outraged by 'Snowflake Students Misunderstanding Frankenstein'
- Divers Expose The Extent of Our Plastic Polluting of the Oceans
- 'Lost in Vegas' is the Most Heartwarming, Joyful YouTube Channel Around
- Law Professor Absolutely Destroys Student Letter Protesting Her Wearing a 'Black Lives Matter' T-Shirt
- Saoirse Ronan is the Most Patient Woman in the World
- Jessica Ellis: Don't Put Women On a Pedestal. It Doesn't Help Anyone.