
Standard Operating Procedural
“NCIS”/ Dustin Rowles

Call It a Crisis of Leadership
“Lost: The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham” (S5/E7) Recap / Daniel Carlson

Not So Shiny
“Dollhouse”/ Dustin Rowles

Don’t Matter How Many Times You Get Burnt, You Just Keep Doin’ the Same
“Lost: 316” (S5/E6) Recap / Daniel Carlson

Don’t Worry, Kid. You’re Still on the Clock.
“Lost: This Place Is Death” (S5/E5) Recap / Daniel Carlson

Surrender is Death. And Death is for Pu**ies
“East Bound and Down”/ Dustin Rowles
The House of the Rising Son
“18 Kids and Counting” / Beckylooo

Zen and the Art of the Scratch
“Life”/ Dustin Rowles

Only Stupid People are Breeding / The Cretins Cloning and Feeding
“The College Humor Show”/ Dustin Rowles

If You With Us, You With Us
“Lost: The Little Prince” (S5/E4) Recap / Daniel Carlson

Mentally Disabled Reporters on MTV? Same As It Ever Was
“How’s Your News” / Dustin Rowles

World Goin’ One Way, People Another
“Lost: Jughead” (S5/E3) Recap / Daniel Carlson

Making Whole Lies Out of Half Truths
“Trust Me” / Dustin Rowles

I Am The Cult of Personalities
“United States of Tara” / Dustin Rowles

I Need To Get Clean
“Lost: The Lie” (S5/E2) Recap / Daniel Carlson

This Ain’t Aruba, Bitch
“Lost: Because You Left” (S5/E1) Recap / Daniel Carlson

Lie to Me, Baby. Harder. Harder. Oh … Wait.
“Lie to Me” / Dustin Rowles





Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!
I’ll Take Face Abortion for $800, Alex / Dustin Rowles

The Only Show on TV Guaranteed to Survive Nuclear Holocaust!
“According to Jim” / Dustin Rowles

The Best Show You Didn’t See
“Avatar: The Last Airbender” / Phillip Stephens

Pusitas Insertas, Heroes!
That means “F**k you, Heroes,” in TV Whore-ese / Seth Freilich

Comedy in the Era of Obama
“The Daily Show With Jon Stewart” / Sarah Carlson

If Godtopus Wasn’t Already Dead, This Would’ve Killed Him
“The Hills” Live-Chat / The Pajibettes

I Will Eat Your Soul
An Ode to America’s Next Top Model / Figgy

Kill the Messenger
A Look at Politics and TV / Sarah Carlson

Gotta Get Back … in Time
“Life on Mars” / Sarah Carlson
Here's a reverse-chronological listing of all our TV Reviews:
NCIS Review
Lost: The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham Recap
Dollhouse Review
Lost: 316 Recap
Lost: This Place Is Death Recap
East Bound and Down Review
18 Kids and Counting
Life Review
The College Humor Show Review
Lost: The Little Prince Recap
How's Your News Review
Lost: Jughead Recap
Trust Me Review
United States of Tara Review
Lost: The Lie Recap
Lost: Because You Left Recap
Lie to Me Review
The 2008 TV Roundtable, Part 4
The 2008 TV Roundtable, Part 3
The 2008 TV Roundtable, Part 2
The 2008 TV Roundtable, Part 1
Madea Goes to Jail Trailer
According to Jim Review
Avatar: The Last Airbender Review
F*ck Heroes
Daily Show, The
The Hills Live Chat
An Ode to America's Next Top Model
Rachel Maddow Show
Life On Mars
Ex List, The
Pushing Daises Season Two
Crash TV
Knight Rider
Dexter (Season Three) and Californication (Season Two)
Hole in the Wall
Fringe
True Blood
90210
2008 Fall Season
Raising the Bar
Spooks: Code 9
I Love Money
Emmy Nominations Open Thread
Mad Men
Secret Diary of a Call Girl
John Adams
Swingtown
Lost: There's No Place Like Home, Parts 2 and 3
Living Lohan
Paper, The
So You Think You Can Dance?
Lost: There's No Place Like Home, Part 1
Lost: Cabin Fever
Lost: Something Nice Back Home
Lost: The Shape of Things to Come
Step It Up and Dance
Miss Guided
Lost: Meet Kevin Johnson
The Return of Jezebel James
Lost: Ji Yeon
Lost: The Other Woman
New Amsterdam
Lost: The Constant
Quarterlife
Lost: Eggtown
Lost: The Economist
Jericho, Season Two
Lost: Confirmed Dead
Lipstick Jungle
Eli Stone
Lost: The Beginning of the End
Breaking Bad
A Daily Show
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Celebrity Rehab
Strike Survival Guide
The Wire, Season Five
TV in 2007
Dexter Finale
Clash of the Choirs
30 Rock
Grey's Anatomy Crash Into Me Two
Battlestar Galactica: Razor
The Price is Right
Dancing with the Stars
Grey's Anatomy Crash Into Me
Damn You, Writer's Strike
Rules of Engagement
Grey's Anatomy Physical Attraction
My So-Called Life
Grey's Anatomy Kung Fu Fighting
Grey's Anatomy Haunt You Everyday
My Super Sweet 16
Grey's Anatomy The Heart of the Matter
Real Time with Bill Maher
Grey's Anatomy Let the Truth Sting
Supernatural Season Three
Tossed to the Curb
Friday Night Lights
Grey's Anatomy Love Addiction
I Love New York Two
Pushing Daisies
Cavemen and Carpoolers
Ghost Whisperer
Dexter (Season Two)
Reaper
Life
Bionic Woman
How I Met Your Mother
Chuck
Journeyman
Gossip Girl
What Perez Hilton Says about the VMAs
Emmy Winners
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
2007 Fall Season
Tell Me You Love Me
Who Wants to Be a Superhero?
Flash Gordon
Mission: Man Band
Californication
Weeds, Season Three
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmare
The Two Coreys
Steaming as It Ever Was
Scott Baio is 45
Rock of Love
Summer Doldrums
Hey Paula
Folkin the Suburbs
"Reunited: The Real World -- Las Vegas"
Tony from Jersey
One Crazy Summer
Traveler
Supernatural Season Two
Ringing Joyful and Triumphant: So Long, "Veronica Mars"
I Guess There are Some Things a Hero Can't Save
CBS's New Fall Schedule
ABC's New Fall Schedule
NBC's New Fall Schedule
"Sometimes I do wish that I was gay, recently, because I find you very attractive"
I'm Still Not Sure I Get the Premise
If We're Thanking God for You Being Here, Does He Also Take the Blame?
It's Always Pajiba in Philadelphia
I'm Henry the Bored, I Am I Am
Maybe the secret to great television is simply to have a character named Gaius
Dude, You Like So Totally Can't Go Home Again
What Does Meat Loaf Have to Do with Andy Richter?
You People are Insatiable!
You Talkin' to Me? Well I'm the Only One Here.
Hell's Bells, They're Dragging You Down
The Only Winner Here is ... Umm ... Erm ... Eh ... I Got Nothin'
It Tastes as Good as it Smells
Ranting is Good for the Soul
Everything's Better with a British Accent
A Girl Can Dream
Roman Tragedy and British Comedy, Together Again
I'm Jack Bauer, and My Blood is in Your Veins
"If It Ain't a Serialized Drama, It Ain't Going on Our Network!" - 2006 Television in Review
"Live Long and Prosper" May Be Wishful Thinking
Oh, Food. Wonderful Food, Marvelous Food, Glorious Food. Food, Glorious Food!
What You're Watching
What I'm watching on Fridays and Saturdays
What I'm Watching on Thursdays
What I'm Watching on Wednesdays
What I'm Watching on Tuesdays
What I'm Watching on Sundays and Mondays
Welcome to the Fourth Season, Bitch!
The Good, the Bad and the Frakking Ugly
Dexter
Just a Small Town Girl, Living in a Lonely World
How Much TV Could a Woodchuck TiVo if a Woodchuck Could TiVo TV (2006 Edition)
Here a Pilot, There a Pilot, Everywhere a Pilot Pilot (Part the Third)
Here a Pilot, There a Pilot, Everywhere a Pilot Pilot (Part the Second)
Here a Pilot, There a Pilot, Everywhere a Pilot Pilot (Part the First)
New Rules, Same Ol' Shit
The Declaration of the TV Whore
Two Tragedies of Comedy, Act II
Two Tragedies of Comedy, Act I
The Network Upfronts - The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
The TV Whore Clip Show: Helping You Kill Time since 2005
Veronica Mars 2006 Finale
What About Brian
You Take the Good, You Take the Bad, You Take Them Both and There You Have the TV Whore Clip Show
How Much TV Could a Woodchuck TiVo if a Woodchuck Could TiVo TV
My Patience Might Soon be Lost
Middle America's Development is Arrested
I Got Fingered by Freddie
2005 Television in Review
The Sopranos & Big Love
Introducing The TV Whore
Emily's Reasons Why Not
My Name is Earl
Saturday Night Live
Finger-Licking Good
Four Kings
Love Monkey
Thief/Heist
Welcome to the Third Season of The O.C., Bitch!
Unit, The