
Just a Small Town Girl,
Living in a Lonely World
"Men in Trees" and "Jericho" / The TV Whore
September 26, 2006
Well, the fall season is in full swing now, what with last week being the official kick-off. Over the last couple of months, I’ve been able to give you my take on a bunch of the new shows, thanks to early pilots, but there are plenty of new shows that went undiscussed at the time. Let’s talk about two of them. One is actually pretty decent, but I’m going to stop watching anyway, and the other has been an utter disappointment, but I’m going to keep watching anyway (for now, at least). A bit backward? You bet. But that’s how the TV Whore rolls.
Just a Small Town Girl — “Men in Trees,” ABC, Friday at 9 p.m.
OK, so “Men in Trees” was a show I totally ignored during the announcement of new pilots last fall, during the announcement of new schedules at the upfronts last May, and during the summer build-up to the new fall season. It just wasn’t on my radar. But right before it premiered a couple of weeks ago, I stumbled upon a couple of relatively positive mentions and decided to give it a shot. Three episodes in, I can tell you that the show is actually pretty decent, especially for a Friday night, but I’ve just deleted my season pass anyway.
Before we get to why the season pass is going kaput, a quick overview. Anne Heche stars as Marin Frist, a successful author of relationship books. On the way to a speaking gig in a small waaaay-off-the-beaten-path Alaska town, Frist learns that her fiancé has been having an affair, and her life takes off in a spin that ends up with her deciding to stay in the kooky and cozy little town. The show obviously invites comparisons to “Northern Exposure,” what with the small Alaska town and its weird residents, but the shows shouldn’t really be compared because they’re birds of a very different feather.
The focus of “Men in Trees” is really romantic relationships, primarily Frist’s attempt to enjoy being single for the first time since she was 14 (although there are several old and new relationships elsewhere in the town that also necessarily get some plot love). And, of course, there’s a guy who she’ll eventually hook up with (she’s already spent $13K to buy him in an auction, although that was to do things like help her move furniture). For a show that I would easily dub a “chick show,” I found it surprisingly enjoyable. Not great, and not really something I would sit down and watch with my undivided attention, but a perfect background TV show while I’m doing things around the house. Anne Heche gets a little grating at times, and there are moments when the show feels a little too much like it’s trying to be the anti-“Sex and the City.” But it has a pretty solid supporting cast — especially John Amos and Abraham Benrubi (who will always be Kubiak, the big oaf from “Parker Lewis Can’t Lose,” to me) — which helps to cover up any of those problems.
Anyway, it’s a very cute show, with a good sense of humor about itself (although it’s not actually terribly funny), a little bit of romance, and even a touch of sarcasm and snark. So, why have I deleted my season pass? Quite frankly, it’s winnowing time already. If this show had been on during the dregs of the summer, I would’ve kept with it. But in the heat of the fall season, there are just too many better shows to focus on — I’m already starting to build a backlog in my TiVos, and the continued introduction of new shows (and return of old faves) coupled with an upcoming trip is going to make things much, much worse. So anywhere I can whittle things down a little, I’m going to do so. And I just don’t feel invested enough in this show to keep up with it. But if you’ve got the time, you could do a lot worse than to check out this show.
Living in a Lonely World — “Jericho,” CBS, Wednesday at 8 p.m. What a fucking disappointment. I was really excited about this show, based on the premise: multiple nuclear explosions leave a small Colorado town disconnected and unsure about where things go from here. Great premise. Sure, I was incredibly skeptical of lead actor Skeet Ulrich, but on the other side of the coin, his “Deadwood” run had me very excited about a still-beardy Gerald McRaney. But after watching last week’s premiere, I am now all skepticism and no excitement.
Two main problems I have with the show. The first is Skeet. I’ve never thought he was any good, but I thought he was particularly annoying here. Especially all the goofy faces he was making throughout the hour — it was as if he was forcibly trying to act with his mug, hoping it could make up for the lack of any other actual acting ability. And while we’re talking about his face — did he go to the Mark Hamill School of Aging via Motorcycle Accident? He looks terrible. I mean, I’m no ‘mo, but I used to think he was relatively attractive — sort of a Johnny Depp lite. But now, it’s like Ryan Howard beat him with the ugly stick 58 times. Which just makes the goofy faces even more awkward.
But the bigger problem with the show is its entire execution: poor dialogue and cliché situations, which are especially scary when they’re already being hit up in the first episode. For example, the first nuclear explosion occurs in nearby Denver, and we get to learn of it along with the town residents, and the scene was right out of a bad sci-fi movie. First, radios and televisions and cell phones all start to inexplicably lose their signals. Then, we cut to the cute little kids playing hide and seek. Only one of the kids isn’t hiding but is instead standing on the roof of his house slackjawed. A slow camera reveal up the side of the house lets us discover the big ol’ mushroom cloud he’s staring at. Eh. The last scene of the show is similarly clichéd — there’s this woman who’s been on the road, out of Jericho all day, and she doesn’t know what’s going on. She eventually figures out that something weird is afoot because, as we see with a crane shot pulling away from her, there are dead birds everywhere on the road. “What’s happening?” she asks. We’re being dealt junk, that’s what’s happening. I feel like I’ve seen that scene a million times and, while I’ve realistically only seen or read scenes like it a handful of times, it just feels bland. Then there’s the mysterious black man, made to conspicuously stick out like a sore digit in the hick Colorado town with no color otherwise, who seems to know a little too much about everything. The all-knowing stranger is waaaaay over-fucking-used.
In addition, the whole tone of the show itself is just off. It obviously wants to be this dark and brooding drama, which is supported by the background story of the show, with the multiple nuclear explosions and all that. But at the same time, the way the premiere was stitched together, it was just full of cheese. I usually love the creative intermingling of music in a show, but from the opening use of The Killers’ “All The Things” to the closing use of Snow Patrol’s “Run,” it felt forced and manufactured here. Kind of a “Hey, look at us — we’re using hip current tunes to help tell you what you should be feeling, and we’re cool!”
But as I said up top, I am going to stick with this show for the moment. I’m doing so (a) because it’s still a solid premise rife with potential, (b) I’m enjoying the hell out of Gerald McRaney’s resurgent career, and (c) some shows take a couple of weeks to get their legs. But it’s a short leash — if things haven’t improved by around mid-October, it’s my season pass that will be getting nuked.

Seth Freilich is Pajiba’s television columnist. He has just moved back to Boston and is currently trying to figure out how to remove the pervasive cat smell left by his apartment’s previous tenant.
Comments
I haven't watched Men in Trees, but I have to agree with you on Jericho. I had high hopes for this show and after watching the premier just felt like, "huh...that's it?"
I hope it gets better, but I'm afraid it won't. I'm giving it 2 more episodes to make me care about it...
Posted by: Molly at September 26, 2006 11:00 AM
Didn't anyone notice me?! We're huge now! Of course his face looks goofy -- we're way too big to fit into his mouth.
Posted by: Skeet's Teeth at September 26, 2006 11:32 AM
Great review of Jericho -- my exact thoughts on it. I am too keeping my season pass to it but if it doesn't improve, not for long.
Posted by: Lauri at September 26, 2006 12:52 PM
Good thing you moved back to Boston, Seth. Your reviews and critical sensibilities are clearly the better for it. I live in Boston, too, and one thing no other city (not New York, not LA) can take from us is that it's a great place to spend time watching a lot of TV.
Posted by: Julia at September 26, 2006 1:58 PM
I'm all about nuclear war as a backdrop for any story. Red Dawn, The Day After, even Fat Man and Little Boy. But Jericho really was disappointing, and my wife and I groaned when Mr. Skeet-skeet-skeet showed his slightly retarded, I'm-concentrating-way-too-hard face.
On the flip side, Studio 60 is off to a great start!
Posted by: Kballs at September 26, 2006 1:59 PM
SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN' EVVVVERRRYWHERE!!
OK, out of my system.
Posted by: em at September 26, 2006 2:28 PM
Thats,,,,,ANYYYYYWHEREEEEEE (Not everywhere)
"I hate it when people get the words wrong" (Bull Durham)
I also thought Jericho was Bad...never even bothered to look at "Men in Tree's" I liked Ann Heche better when she thought she was an alien!
Posted by: THOR at September 26, 2006 3:23 PM
Haven't seen 'trees', but Jericho had me considering a drinking game based on the number of cliches they were throwing out there. Bad boy comes home, children lost on a bus, gruff mayor, shrill opponent, mediator mom - by the time the empty prison bus showed up, I figured the writers had hit almost all of them. All we're missing is the complicated pregnancy...
Sheesh, I wanted to like this one.
Posted by: funtime42 at September 26, 2006 7:31 PM
I havn't seen Jericho and it does sound pretty awful but I can tell you that the whole cell phone and radio think isn't a cliche. Nukes really do that.
Posted by: jbrader at September 26, 2006 7:31 PM
Thanks, I have enjoyed these reviews more than the shows.
Jericho - has had me wishing for "The Stand" on DVD. That, at least had the complicated pregnancy (I mean, at LEAST one, you know, Satanic or Salvatory). And Matt Frewer, who finally escaped his max Headroom persona with his wacked out apocalypse-lovin' character.
I'm going to look for my betamax copy of "Night of the Comet" - That was a cataclysm that put cliches to good use - I've tried to argue that it should be in the Zombie genre, but no-one's inducted it.
But back to TV...
Skeet will always look out of place, and that's a fact. Even paparazzi don't know what to do with him.
Anne, really good gig, playing a relationship selp-help author! No, no, don't come over, it's funny from here.
Give me angry Irish-American firefighters any day.
And - Come on, Battlestar Galactica!
Posted by: damien walder at September 27, 2006 12:00 AM
I LOVE Mem in Trees, Give it a chance. It's funny and also reminds me of Northern Exposure from years ago.
Posted by: brenda at September 27, 2006 12:57 AM
I saw Men in Trees and thought it was pretty stupid. Well, maybe not stupid as much as predictable. It reminds me of "Northern Exposure" (remember that show?) except NE was actually good. After the first episode of Men in Trees, I could already predict what would happen in the next 5 episodes, and the characters are painfully obvious, from the token gruff minority to the nerdy-but-sweet girl...blah blah blah. A promo for MiT called the sexy veternarian (or whatever he is) "TV's new McDreamy". Gag. I'll pass.
Posted by: Brie at September 27, 2006 1:21 AM
Is Jericho supposed to be an hommage to Stephen King's "The Stand", or is it a blatant rip-off?
Posted by: cinekat at September 27, 2006 2:40 AM
"Abraham Benrubi (who will always be Kubiak, the big oaf from "Parker Lewis Can't Lose," to me)"
And I thought I was the only one.
Posted by: Linds at September 27, 2006 2:52 AM
Cat smell, Mr. Freilich? Axi-Dent Pet Odor Neutralizer is what you are looking for. Believe me.
Posted by: Charlotte at September 27, 2006 9:57 AM
Just a city boy, born and raised in SOOOOOUUUTH DETROOOOIIIT... he took the midnight train going an-yyyyy-where...
Ah, the smell of wine and cheap perfuuuume...
Ok seriously, I might need professional medical attention.
Thanks, THOR, for putting that in my head. I'm sure it will be in there until, I dunno, November.
Posted by: I Love Beets at September 27, 2006 12:39 PM
While I am not a fan of Heche (read: I think she's a still a cracked out moron with just enough talent to make her dangerous), I liked 'Trees'. I think we need an anti-SITC around. Besides, I think the supporting cast, especially Kubiak and his off again wife, make this show at least as interesting.
In regard to 'Jericho', I'll say this. In some circles, the word 'skeet' is an active verb meaning an expulsion of unmentionables in a persons' face. 'Nuff said.
Posted by: Smokin at September 27, 2006 5:09 PM
"Abraham Benrubi (who will always be Kubiak, the big oaf from "Parker Lewis Can't Lose," to me)" I can't see Abraham without saying 'Eat now?' at the screen - god, I loved that show and the cast, but who knew that out of the kids on that show, Benrubi would be the one with the career?
Posted by: Melanie at September 27, 2006 10:00 PM
I don't mind men in trees that much but it sure dumbs down alaskans. I think northern exposure wasn't as insulting
Posted by: Gary at September 27, 2006 10:42 PM
Boy do I hate it when TV shows have either of these two things:
1)Promos that compare it to other shows I don't care to watch (ala "McDreamy").
2)Using bad popular music to let you know what emotions you should be feeling (OMG I hate Snow Patrol).
Both were mentioned here. Not a good sign.
Posted by: Katy at September 28, 2006 6:57 PM
I'm pretty much in agreement with you about Jericho. It is sci fi derivative at its best, and cliched post-apocalypse at its worst. By the way, not that it matters (because the show isn't filmed anywhere near where it is purported to take place), Jericho is supposed to be, is depicted as, and wants everyone to believe it is, a small town in Kansas. I say this because I had the pleasure of driving through the heart of Kansas some years ago and my first impression of Jericho's topography was, "Hey, look at that. Those hills look like the same 'Korean' hills they used to show in the opening credits of MASH." Or, "Hey, isn't that near Eddie Albert and Zsa Zsa Gabor's little spread in 'Green Acres'?" Kansas is flat. I mean really flat. Maybe in some areas it gets a little hilly, but nowhere near the scope of what's portrayed in the show. So, besides its obvious non-attention to detail with regards to set location, cardboard cut-out characters (except for the young blonde who plays the ex-girlfriend(!) of Skeet; she is quite hot) Jericho may be one of the early casualties of the new fall(out) television season.
Posted by: Timmah! at September 29, 2006 10:25 AM
Jericho disappointed me as well. One thing in particular bothered me, perhaps someone can help explain it. The nukes went off in the afternoon of day 1, they get all nervous at the gas station (it's now dark), and presumably they go to sleep to start a new day. And the next day they worry about the radiation storm coming. A character mentions that storms take 2 hours to get from Denver to Jericho. So wouldn't the radiation have flown through that first night, and not the next day? I can understand that they were worried about the rain, but the radiation isn't just carried by rain. Wouldn't they be exposed to the fallout continously?
Posted by: Frank N Stein at October 3, 2006 3:25 PM
Thank you, Timmah!, for pointing out the fact that Jericho is supposed to be in Kansas (not in Colorado-Seth, you surprise me) and, more importantly, that there are no mountains in Kansas! For christ's sake there are certainly no mountains between Kansas and Denver. As a Colorado resident (and someone who was initially really psyched to see Jericho), that put me off it right off the bat. Come on! Are Hollywood screenwriters so insulated that they have a picturesque idea of what the midwest looks like but have never actually been there?
Then there are the absolutely glaring science errors. I don't need the show to be NOAA accountable (or even Discovery Channel accurate), but I do need some semblance of credibilty. Sure, a mushroom cloud off in the distance is a powerful visual, but I have to break it to the writers (and I ain't no scientist): because of the curve of the earth, no one 60 miles from Denver would see the cloud, let alone 180 miles away (and that's if you're standing on the Kansas state line). Then there is the inescapable fact that those people would be innundated with radiation and the sky would be raining fallout. What a shame.
On the other hand, I don't mind Skeet's portrayal of his poorly written character. I still think he's interesting to look at!
Posted by: Amy R. at October 5, 2006 12:42 AM
Skeet is very attractive! His character is quite dour and pensive -- that's the writing, not him. If you've actually seen the majority of his work, he is a brilliant actor. He doesn't get credit because he was labelled a pretty-boy early on and that put him in the no-talent box before he could prove himself. Even the critics, who are hesitant to give him his due, had to give him kudos for his work on Into the West. And, he was tremendous in The Magic of Ordinary Days. He did an HBO special with Keifer years ago, called a Soldier's Sweethear where he just blew everyone away. The critics don't like him because he doesn't suck up to them the way everyone else does, and so they write snide remarks about him. His colleagues and directors *LOVE* him because professionally, he is a class act! And he gives good hugs too.
Posted by: jo at February 11, 2007 8:59 PM

