Why Don't We Do It in the Road: The Best Place You Ever...
By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Comment Diversions on January 29, 2012

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Worse Than Porn: The Most Embarrassing DVD You Own
By The Pajiba Staff
| Posted Under Comment Diversions on January 25, 2012

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I'd Rather Not Be the One Behind the Wheel: The Best Movie You Saw Last Year
By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Comment Diversions on January 1, 2012

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"These Are The Places I Will Always Go": What We Listened To In 2011
By Sarah Carlson | Posted Under Comment Diversions on December 29, 2011

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The Hunger Games: Why I Hope the Catching Fire, Mockingjay Films Are Better Than the Books
By Sarah Carlson | Posted Under Comment Diversions on December 16, 2011

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You Say You Want Diamonds on a Ring of Gold: What Would You Like Santa to Drop Down Your Chimney?
By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Comment Diversions on November 27, 2011

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Let's Save Hollywood Time and Cast the Inevitable Natalie Wood Biopic
By Sarah Carlson | Posted Under Comment Diversions on November 18, 2011

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"Na Na Na-Na": TV Ladies We Love, For All the Right Reasons
By Sarah Carlson | Posted Under Comment Diversions on November 17, 2011

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I Am Now a Central Part of Your Mind's Landscape Whether You Care or Do Not: The Current Actor of Whom You've Had Your Fill
By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Comment Diversions on November 13, 2011

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Time May Change Me, But I Can't Trace Time: Would You Do Anything Differently?
By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Comment Diversions on November 6, 2011

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72 Days, $18 Million: Who Would You Marry For That Pay Day?
By Sarah Carlson | Posted Under Comment Diversions on November 2, 2011

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And if a Double-Decker Bus Crashes into Us: The Last Song
By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Comment Diversions on October 23, 2011

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Friends, Romans, Countrymen: Lend Me a Joke
By Prolixity Julien
| Posted Under Comment Diversions on October 1, 2011

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If You Were Given One Musical Montage In Your Life, What Would You Do with It?
By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Comment Diversions on September 27, 2011

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All You Hear Is Time Stand Still in Travel: The Celebrity Event That Rocked Your World
By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Comment Diversions on September 25, 2011

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Here's an alphabetical listing of all our Comment Diversions:
"If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone ...
"Na Na Na-Na": TV Ladies We Love, For All the Right Reasons
"These Are The Places I Will Always Go": What We Listened To In 2011
'Fess Up | A Weekend Comment Diversion
(Almost) Groundhog Day
(Online) Video Killed the Video Store | A Weekend Comment Diversion
2008 Time Capsule
72 Days, $18 Million: Who Would You Marry For That Pay Day?
A Decade of Decadence
A Night at the Opera
A Pajiban Walks into a Bar
A Sentence that's Never Been Written Before
A Series of Unfortunate Events | A Weekend Comment Diversion
A Weekend Comment Diversion: Road Rage
Affluent Effluent | An Evening Comment Diversion
Ain't No Place Like Home | A Comment Diversion
Ain't No Shame In My Game
Airplane Movies
All Time Greatest Acting Performance
All You Hear Is Time Stand Still in Travel: The Celebrity Event That Rocked Your World
All the Noise, Noise, Noise, Noise
An Afternoon Comment Diversion: "Sweeps Week" for $200, Alex
And if a Double-Decker Bus Crashes into Us: The Last Song
Appreciate: An Afternoon Comment Diversion
Bad Dads and Other Relative Insanity (Embarrassing Parent Stories) | A Weekend Comment Diversion
Balls Out
Basic Necessities
Best Audiobook Voice
Best Children's Literature
Best Comedic Performance
Best Movie Quotes
Best Prank
Best Series-Long Performance of All Time
Best and Worst Movie Character Names
Best and Worst Song Choices for Movies
Bonfire of the Vanities
Boot-scootin' Barbie | A Weekend Comment Diversion
Break-Up Songs
But You and Me, We Know They've Got Nothing But Time: Your Best or Worst Birthday
CDs for a Three Hour Tour
Can You Guys Do This?
Can a Fella Get Some Parenting Advice Around Here? | An Afternoon Comment Diversion
Cast of Characters
Cat Ladies Trailer
Celebrity Buds
Celebrity Fight List
Celebrity Fight List Classics Edition
Celebrity Run-Ins
Cheapskates | A Weekend Comment Diversion
Cherry Poppers
Childhood Celebrity Crushes
Childhood Freakouts
Classic Novels You Just Didn't Get
Coffee Causes Hallucinations? You'll Have to Rip It from My Cold, Dead Hands
Come Out and Play
Common Goddamn Courtesy -- Too Much to Ask? | An Evening Comment Diversion
Common Mispronounced Words
Common Mispronounced Words -- 2009
Control Your Damn Children | An Evening Comment Diversion
Crappiest Superpowers
Crazy Exes
Curses!
Curtains | A Weekend Comment Diversion
DIRECTORS A-Z
Deal Breakers
Death-Penalty Films | An Afternoon Comment Diversion
Desert Island Books
Did You Know Tim Curry's in That?
Dinner Party Music
Do You Have a Life?
Don't Get Me Started
Dreamcasting Your Granny and Grandpa, Your Gma and Gpa, Your Gamma and PopPop, Your Nonna and Gizmo
Dribble pt-WANG dribble TACKLE
Drunken Shenanigans
Dumbest Outfit You Ever Had to Wear
Emergency Room Visits
Everyone Has a Price
F*ck You Songs
FLANasty: The Most Disgusting Thing You've Ever Eaten
Fall from Grace
Favorite Albums of 2008
Film Stereotypes To Cringe By
Films with the Greatest Rewatchability Factor
Five Albums Year-End Edition
Five Celebrity Throat Punches
Five Concerts
Five Freebies
Five Freebies - Classics Edition
Five Novels
Five Songs
Five Songs -- 2009
Five Songs II
Flash!
Food Fight Sound Off
Friends, Romans, Countrymen: Lend Me a Joke
Fright Night
Fuck, Kill, or Marry
Fun With Words and Expressions
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT! | An Afternoon Comment Diversion
Get On My Lawn | A Weekend Comment Diversion
Getting to Know You
Goin' to a Party Where No One's Still Alive: Mrs. Julien Cordially Invites You...
Golden Globes Discussion
Good Driving Music | A Weekend Comment Diversion
Got Ghosts? | An Evening Comment Diversion
Great Movies You'll Never Watch Again
Halloween Costume Ideas
Halloween Costume Ideas
Halloween Hijinx | An Evening Comment Diversion
Heartbreaking Television Moments
Here's To Your Health | A Weekend Comment Diversion
High School Movies
Hollywood Edicts
Hollywood's Second President
Hope I Die Before I Get Old | A Weekend Comment Diversion
How Bad Did Your Prom Suck?
How Did I Get Here?
How to Get Over a Break Up
I Am Now a Central Part of Your Mind's Landscape Whether You Care or Do Not: The Current Actor of Whom You've Had Your Fill
I Can Admit It: I'm Part Of What's Wrong With America
I Hate When That Happens
I Hate to Admit It
I Just Googled Myself
I Never
I Saw Mommy Killing Santa Claus
I Slam In The Back Of My Dragula | Traffic Tossers
I Think You Owe Me a Great Big Apology: The Greatest Movie Disappointment
I WIsh I May, I Wish I Might: An Afternoon Comment Diversion
I Will Sue You in FEDERAL COURT | Really F*#@$%$# Annoying G@#$!%#& Movie Phrases
I Wish I Had A Slide And A Whiteboard | An Evening Comment Diversion
I Would Do Anything For Love, But, Um, Ew, No, Not That
I have a gweat fwend in Wome called Biggus Dickus
I'd Rather Hear "You're good IN the sack," But ... | A Weekend Comment Diversion
I'd Rather Not Be the One Behind the Wheel: The Best Movie You Saw Last Year
I've Been There I Know the Way: Step Into a Movie
If They Take My Stapler Then I'll Set The Office On Fire | Office Horror Stories
If You Could Recommend _One_ Book ... | An Afternoon Comment Diversion
If You Were Given One Musical Montage In Your Life, What Would You Do with It?
Independence Day Diversion
Interstate Anthems
Ipod Diversion
Is Racism Dead?
It Creeps Beneath Your Crawling Skin: Tell Me All About Your Strange Dreams and Nightmares
It Was a Fine Idea at the Time: The Best/Worst Television Series Endings
It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday: Celebrity Deaths That Most Affected You
It's Spam Pajiba Night | An Evening Comment Diversion
It's Tearing Me Apart, It's Ruining Everything: The Song You Can't Listen to Anymore
It's a Chiller, Thriller Night
John Hughes Quotes
Just Like a Feeling Inside, It's No Joke: Your Super-Secret, Shameful Celebrity Crush
Let's Save Hollywood Time and Cast the Inevitable Natalie Wood Biopic
Lickabrainey Bobainey
Licking Your Wounds the Mo(u)rning After | A Morning Commiseration Diversion
Little Movies in Your Sleep
Location Location Location
Lost and Found: An Afternoon Comment Diversion
Love Live Rock
Lust in Translation
Major Props
Marriage Proposal Ideas
Misheard Lyrics
Mission Heterosexual
Mmmm, Meat Popsicles | An Evening Comment Diversion
Monster Mashups | A Weekend Comment Diversion
Movie Dates
Movie Posters You Own
Movie Snacks
Movie Theater Heaven and Hell | An Evening Comment Diversion
Movies You Have to Finish | An Afternoon Comment Diversion
Movies You've Fallen Out of Love With
Movies You've Lied About Enjoying
Movies You've Walked Out On
Mowing Lawns and Eating Candy | An Evening Comment Diversion
Musical Tourism
My Angel's in a Centerfold, Doin' the Bad Boy Boogie
My Hang-Up | A Weekend Comment Diversion
Mysteries of Pennsylvania
Name That Movie
Name That Movie 2010
Name that Actress | An Afternoon Comment Diversion
Needs More Unicorns | An Afternoon Comment Diversion
Never Gets Old | A Weekend Comment Diversion
Never Want to Put My Feet Back Down on the Ground: The Greatest Film Surprises
New Year's 2009 Resolution Diversion
New Year's Resolutions 2009
Nightmare Fantasizing
Not a Square to Spare | A Weekend Comment Diversion
Ode to the Sandy Vagina
Ode to the Sandy Vagina 2008
Once More With Feeling
One Magic Christmas
One Moment in Time
Only One | An Afternoon Comment Diversion
Oooo, That Smell, Can You Smell that Smell?
Our Blue and Gold Forever | Weekend Comment Diversion
Pajiba Book Club Suggestions
Pajiba Dictionary
Pajiba Lullabies
Pajiku | A Weekend Comment Diversion
Panty Removers
Pick Four | An Afternoon Comment Diversion
Pretty? Or Pretty Creepy? A Seriously Random Comment Diversion
Proud, Embarrassed, and Sorry
Pumpkin? Honey Bunny? | A Weekend Comment Diversion
Rainbow Coalition (of Doom)
Real Time Reviewing Your Favorite Show
Red in the Face
Remaking Your Favorite Classic Movie
Reunion Tour | A Weekend Comment Diversion
Rewriting Movie Endings
Ritual Weirdness | Comment Diversion
Rom-Com Revisited | A Weekend Comment Diversion
Roommate Horror Stories
Same-Sex Top Five
Scathing Music for Bitchy People
Scent of a Woman
Secret Shame -- Celebrity Edition
Secret Shames -- Actor Edition | A Morning Comment Diversion
Secret Shames -- Albums
See! Critics Do Matter | An Afternoon Comment Diversion
Seven Presidential Candidates
Seven Presidential Candidates: Take Two
Sex, Lies and Videotape | An Evening Comment Diversion
Sheer Damn Manliness | A Seriously Random Evening Comment Diversion
Should I Stay or Should I Go?
Single White Male
Sk8er Boi | A Weekend Comment Diversion
Slay Me with Your Clever T-Shirt Slogans, Poseurs | A Pajiba Contest
Snow Day!
So What Are You Wearing? | An Evening Comment Diversion
So, What's In Your Queue?
Some Things Never Change
Someday (Maybe)
Songs You Hate But Secretely Love
Songs for a Funeral
Songs that Make You Cry
Sorry You, What a Shameful Situation: The Movie Your Friends Want You to Love, but You Hate
Steak Patties Day
Strange Musical Association
Strange Snack Food Addictions
Strange Whoopee
Super Bowl Weekend Time Killer
Television Cliches
Tell Me All Your Weird Food Secrets | An Afternoon Comment Diversion
Ten Music Memories
Thanksgiving Diversion
Thanksgiving Diversion 2009
That's Not My Gatsby! Dreamcasting Your Favorite Book
The 10 Films People Most Lie About Seeing: What Classic Movie Have You Pretended to See?
The 11th Commandment
The 5 Best Trailers for So Far Unreleased Movies
The 5 People You'd Still Hate in Heaven
The Actor Affectation | An Afternoon Comment Diversion
The All-Time Funniest Movie Scene
The Apartment | A Weekend Comment Diversion
The Art of Cussing | Comment Diversion
The Best Albums Of The Aughts Diversion
The Best Cheesy but Good Sci-Fi Movies
The Best Halloween Treats
The Best Movies of the Aughts Diversion
The Best Video Games of All Time
The Biggest Lie You Ever Told | An Afternoon Comment Diversion
The Classic Film That Made You Love Old Movies
The Cost Of Higher Education | Was Yours Worth It
The Eloquent Christmas Buying Guide
The Five Freebies: Sugar, No Cream Edition
The Gin in My Vermouth: The Best Indoor Fireworks Between An Onscreen Movie Couple
The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever Pulled Was Convincing the World He Didn't Exist | A Weekend Comment Diversion
The Gym Mix
The Hunger Games: Why I Hope the Catching Fire, Mockingjay Films Are Better Than the Books
The Ideal Movie Character
The Last Movie You Saw in a Theater?
The Long-Awaited Diversion Diversion
The Marshmallow Shooter
The Most Boring Film You've Ever Seen
The Most Famous Person From Your Hometown
The Most Famous Person You've Ever Met
The Movie Changed Your Life
The Movie of Your Life
The Nightmare After Christmas
The Pajiba Suggestion Box
The Pub Crawl Five
The Road Trip Playlist
The Rocky and Bullwinkle Syndrome
The Scariest Novels
The Sleepwalking Dead | A Weekend Comment Diversion
The Strangest Food You've Ever Eaten
The TiVo Excursion
The Worst Job Ever
The Worst Movie of the Aughts
The Worst Sequel
The Worst Song of All Time
The Worst Thing You've Ever Done
The Worst: An Afternoon Comment Diversion
Theatrical Secret Shames
There Be Spoilers Here: The Worst Movie Ending
There, That Wasn't So Bad, Was It? | A Weekend Comment Diversion
Think Like Us ... Act Like Us ... You Will Listen to What We Say You'll Listen to ... Obey Us. ...
Three Pet Peeves
Three Songs and a Lyric
Three for Show and Three to Go
Time May Change Me, But I Can't Trace Time: Would You Do Anything Differently?
Turning Off the "Bitchy People" Neon Sign for the Evening | A Happy Hour Comment Diversion
Twittery: An Afternoon Comment Diversion
Two Truths and a Lie
Urban Legends
Vacation Movies
Vacation's All I Ever Wanted | A Weekend Comment Diversion
Valentine's Day Comment Massacre
Very Superstitious
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM II?
Was 2010 a Down Year for Movies? | Ranking the Quality of Film Over the Last 5 Years
We Have To Go Back! An Afternoon Comment Diversion
We're Only Human After All | An Afternoon Comment Diversion
Wedding Gift Ideas
Wedding Reception Songs
What Did You Want to Be When You Grew Up?
What Do You Do on the Toilet?
What Do You Watch When You're In Your Worst Mood?
What I've Learned
What If Bond Was One of Us? Name Your Equivalent Chick Pick
What Is Your Cultural Age
What Kind of Weird Referenda Are You Voting on Today? | A Quickie Diversion
What Movie Did You Love Despite Initially Convincing Yourself You'd Hate
What Movie or Television Character's Name Do You Wish You Had?
What Movies Best Represent Where You Live? | The United States of Movies
What The Hell Are You Supposed To Be? | An Evening Comment Diversion
What Was the First Movie You Saw in a Movie Theater?
What Will the Future Remake?
What's Lying Around You? | An Afternoon Comment Diversion
What's Wrong with You?
What's Your Desktop Background
What's Your Favorite Quote?
What's Your Most Personal Movie?
What's Your Problem?
What's in a Name?
What's in a Ringtone?
What's in a name? | A Weekend Comment Diversion
What, too soon? | A Weekend Comment Diversion
Where You Get to Show off Your Pretentious Side, A**hole
Which Netflix Discs Have Gathered The Most Dust On Your Shelf?
Which State of Male Shirtlessness Do You Prefer?
Who Are You Hating On?
Who Has the Screen Presence to Replace our Aging Screen Icons? |
Why Don't We Do It in the Road: The Best Place You Ever...
Word -- Your Favorite Aphorism | A Weekend Comment Diversion
Worse Than Porn: The Most Embarrassing Movie You Own
Worst Book You Ever Read? | An Afternoon Comment Diversion
Worst Job Ever
Would You Rather?
You Be Me for Awhile and I'll Be You
You Say Re-gee-nah, I Say Re-geye-nah, Let's Say You Just Shut Up: Mispronunciations That Drive Us Mad
You Say You Want Diamonds on a Ring of Gold: What Would You Like Santa to Drop Down Your Chimney?
You Say You Want a Resolution? Don't You Know That You Can Count Me Out
You Sexy Like A Chocolate Covered Strawberry | An Evening Comment Diversion
You're Soooo Pretty | An Afternoon Comment Diversion
Your 2010 Five Freebies List | The Pajiba Ten Hall of Fame
Your 2011 To-Read List | A Weekend Comment Diversion
Your Boldest Move
Your Bucket List
Your Cinematic Legacy
Your Evil Twin Drink
Your Favorite Christmas Episodes
Your Favorite DVD
Your Favorite Independent Films
Your Favorite Movie Summer
Your Favorite Nonprofit
Your Favorite Nonprofit Organization
Your Favorite Summer Movie
Your First R-Rated Movie Theater Experience
Your First Sci-Fi Crush
Your Ideal Tattoo
Your Last Meal
Your Move | A Weekend Comment Diversion
Your Movie Time Machine
Your Post-Holiday, Snowed-in, Still-in-a-Bloated-Semi-Drunken-State Comment Diversion | How Was the Loot?
Your Superhero Powers
Your Theme Song
Your Weapon For The Zombie Apocalypse
Your Words Are Infectious | Why Do You Write?
Your Worst Thanksgiving Horror Stories | Win Season One of "Community"
Zombie Contest