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Comfort Food Movies: They're Like Mac & Cheese For Your Eyeballs

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I Am ...

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What's Your Favorite Suicide Song?

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What Color You Think Jennifer Aniston's Eyes Are Could Be Proof of a Glitch in the Matrix

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Click A Country Assload Of Radio Buttons To Tell Us What TV You're Watching

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Would You Let Your Significant Other Cheat On You for $1 Million?

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What Are the Rules of Life You Wish Everyone Else Knew?

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Let's Make the Movie Soundtrack of Your Life: A Pajiba Spreadsheet Diversion

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Here Are Your 25 Favorite TV Shows of All Time

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Let's Bleach Our Brains With Seriously Happy Wonderfulness That Doesn't Include Jerks

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What Do Your 5 Favorite Characters Say about You?

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How Humiliating Was It The First Time You Told Someone 'I Love You'?

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What Was the Last Movie, TV Show, Album or Pop Culture Event That Lived Up to the Hype?

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What's the Deal with NBC's 'The Slap'?

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What Are Your Holiday Binge Watch Plans?

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Here's an alphabetical listing of all our Comment Diversions:

"If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone ...

"Na Na Na-Na": TV Ladies We Love, For All the Right Reasons

"These Are The Places I Will Always Go": What We Listened To In 2011

'Fess Up | A Weekend Comment Diversion

(Almost) Groundhog Day

(Online) Video Killed the Video Store | A Weekend Comment Diversion

2008 Time Capsule

72 Days, $18 Million: Who Would You Marry For That Pay Day?

A Decade of Decadence

A Flash and Glimpse: What's the First Movie You Remember Seeing?

A Night at the Opera

A Pajiban Walks into a Bar

A Sentence that's Never Been Written Before

A Series of Unfortunate Events | A Weekend Comment Diversion

A Tapestry of Obscenities

A Weekend Comment Diversion: Road Rage

Affluent Effluent | An Evening Comment Diversion

After-Death Considerations: Do You Have A Plan?

Ain't No Place Like Home | A Comment Diversion

Ain't No Shame In My Game

Airplane Movies

All Time Greatest Acting Performance

All You Hear Is Time Stand Still in Travel: The Celebrity Event That Rocked Your World

All the Noise, Noise, Noise, Noise

An Afternoon Comment Diversion: "Sweeps Week" for $200, Alex

And if a Double-Decker Bus Crashes into Us: The Last Song

Appreciate: An Afternoon Comment Diversion

Bad Dads and Other Relative Insanity (Embarrassing Parent Stories) | A Weekend Comment Diversion

Balls Out

Bang Out Your Dead!

Basic Necessities

Best Audiobook Voice

Best Children's Literature

Best Comedic Performance

Best Movie Quotes

Best Prank

Best Series-Long Performance of All Time

Best and Worst Movie Character Names

Best and Worst Song Choices for Movies

Bonfire of the Vanities

Boot-scootin' Barbie | A Weekend Comment Diversion

Boy, Am I Glad That's Over

Break-Up Songs

But You and Me, We Know They've Got Nothing But Time: Your Best or Worst Birthday

CDs for a Three Hour Tour

Can You Guys Do This?

Can a Fella Get Some Parenting Advice Around Here? | An Afternoon Comment Diversion

Cast of Characters

Cat Ladies Trailer

Celebrity Buds

Celebrity Fight List

Celebrity Fight List Classics Edition

Celebrity Run-Ins

Cheapskates | A Weekend Comment Diversion

Cherry Poppers

Childhood Celebrity Crushes

Childhood Freakouts

Classic Novels You Just Didn't Get

Click A Country Assload Of Radio Buttons To Tell Us What You're Watching

Coffee Causes Hallucinations? You'll Have to Rip It from My Cold, Dead Hands

Come Out and Play

Comfort Food Movies: They're Like Mac & Cheese For Your Eyeballs

Common Goddamn Courtesy -- Too Much to Ask? | An Evening Comment Diversion

Common Mispronounced Words

Common Mispronounced Words -- 2009

Control Your Damn Children | An Evening Comment Diversion

Cover Your Eyes and Peek Through Your Fingers: One And Done Movies

Crappiest Superpowers

Crazy Exes

Creative Silliness and Really Short Stories


Curtains | A Weekend Comment Diversion


Deal Breakers

Death-Penalty Films | An Afternoon Comment Diversion

Desert Island Books

Did You Know Tim Curry's in That?

Dinner Party Music

Do You Believe in God?

Do You Have a Life?

Doggone It, People Like Me!

Don't Get Me Started

Dreamcasting Your Granny and Grandpa, Your Gma and Gpa, Your Gamma and PopPop, Your Nonna and Gizmo

Dribble pt-WANG dribble TACKLE

Drunken Shenanigans

Dumbest Outfit You Ever Had to Wear

Egosurfing: Don't Try to Act All Innocent

Eloquent Eloquence: Benedict Malfoy Edition

Emergency Room Visits

Everyone Has a Price

F*ck You Songs

FLANasty: The Most Disgusting Thing You've Ever Eaten

Fall from Grace

Favorite Albums of 2008

Film Stereotypes To Cringe By

Films with the Greatest Rewatchability Factor

Five Albums Year-End Edition

Five Celebrity Throat Punches

Five Concerts

Five Freebies

Five Freebies - Classics Edition

Five Novels

Five Songs

Five Songs -- 2009

Five Songs II


Food Fight Sound Off

Friends, Romans, Countrymen: Lend Me a Joke

Fright Night

Fuck, Kill, or Marry

Fun With Words and Expressions

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT! | An Afternoon Comment Diversion

Get On My Lawn | A Weekend Comment Diversion

Getting to Know You

Goin' to a Party Where No One's Still Alive: Mrs. Julien Cordially Invites You...

Golden Globes Discussion

Good Driving Music | A Weekend Comment Diversion

Got Ghosts? | An Evening Comment Diversion

Great Movies You'll Never Watch Again

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Seriously, Guess!

Halloween Costume Ideas

Halloween Costume Ideas

Halloween Hijinx | An Evening Comment Diversion

Happiness Can be Found in the Darkest of Times

Have You Ever Had A Crazy Job Interview?

Have You Ever Hit Someone?

Heartbreaking Television Moments

Here Are Your 25 Favorite TV Shows of All Time

Here's To Your Health | A Weekend Comment Diversion

High School Movies

Hollywood Edicts

Hollywood's Second President

Hope I Die Before I Get Old | A Weekend Comment Diversion

How Bad Did Your Prom Suck?

How Did I Get Here?

How Drunk Were You?

How Humiliating Was It The First Time You Told Someone 'I Love You'?

How to Get Over a Break Up

I Am ...

I Am Now a Central Part of Your Mind's Landscape Whether You Care or Do Not: The Current Actor of Whom You've Had Your Fill

I Can Admit It: I'm Part Of What's Wrong With America

I Do It For You!

I Hate When That Happens

I Hate You So Much It Gives Me Energy

I Hate to Admit It

I Have Always Depended On The Arbitrariness of Strangers

I Just Googled Myself

I Never

I Saw Mommy Killing Santa Claus

I Slam In The Back Of My Dragula | Traffic Tossers

I Started Something I Couldn't Finish: 5 TV Shows It's OK to Not Watch the Whole Way Through

I Think You Owe Me a Great Big Apology: The Greatest Movie Disappointment

I WIsh I May, I Wish I Might: An Afternoon Comment Diversion

I Was Married By a Judge. I Should Have Asked For a Jury.

I Will Sue You in FEDERAL COURT | Really F*#@$%$# Annoying G@#$!%#& Movie Phrases

I Wish I Had A Slide And A Whiteboard | An Evening Comment Diversion

I Would Do Anything For Love, But, Um, Ew, No, Not That

I have a gweat fwend in Wome called Biggus Dickus

I'd Rather Hear "You're good IN the sack," But ... | A Weekend Comment Diversion

I'd Rather Not Be the One Behind the Wheel: The Best Movie You Saw Last Year

I'm Younger Than That Now

I've Been There I Know the Way: Step Into a Movie

If I Had Two Point Five Million Dollars ...

If They Take My Stapler Then I'll Set The Office On Fire | Office Horror Stories

If You Could Recommend _One_ Book ... | An Afternoon Comment Diversion

If You Were Given One Musical Montage In Your Life, What Would You Do with It?

In Real-Life Terms, How Will the Outcome of Tomorrow's Election Actually Affect You?

In a Dream You Are Never Eighty

Independence Day Diversion

Interstate Anthems

Ipod Diversion

Is Racism Dead?

It Creeps Beneath Your Crawling Skin: Tell Me All About Your Strange Dreams and Nightmares

It Was a Fine Idea at the Time: The Best/Worst Television Series Endings

It's Been a Blast: Saying Goodbye to the 'Mythbusters' Build Team

It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday: Celebrity Deaths That Most Affected You

It's Spam Pajiba Night | An Evening Comment Diversion

It's Tearing Me Apart, It's Ruining Everything: The Song You Can't Listen to Anymore

It's a Chiller, Thriller Night

John Hughes Quotes

Just Like a Feeling Inside, It's No Joke: Your Super-Secret, Shameful Celebrity Crush

Let's Bleach Our Brains With Seriously Happy Wonderfulness That Doesn't Include Jerks

Let's Go, But Inconspicuously, Through the Window

Let's Make the Movie Soundtrack of Your Life

Let's Save Hollywood Time and Cast the Inevitable Natalie Wood Biopic

Lickabrainey Bobainey

Licking Your Wounds the Mo(u)rning After | A Morning Commiseration Diversion

Little Movies in Your Sleep

Location Location Location

Look on My Geekiness, Ye Mighty, and Despair!

Lost and Found: An Afternoon Comment Diversion

Love Live Rock

Lust in Translation

Major Props

Marriage Proposal Ideas

Mean Girls and Geeky Guys: Which TV High School Clique Would You Have Joined?

Misheard Lyrics

Mission Heterosexual

Mmmm, Meat Popsicles | An Evening Comment Diversion

Monster Mashups | A Weekend Comment Diversion

Movie Dates

Movie Posters You Own

Movie Snacks

Movie Theater Heaven and Hell | An Evening Comment Diversion

Movies You Have to Finish | An Afternoon Comment Diversion

Movies You've Fallen Out of Love With

Movies You've Lied About Enjoying

Movies You've Walked Out On

Mowing Lawns and Eating Candy | An Evening Comment Diversion

Musical Tourism

My Angel's in a Centerfold, Doin' the Bad Boy Boogie

My Brush with Greatness

My Hang-Up | A Weekend Comment Diversion

My Irrational Celebrity Love

Mysteries of Pennsylvania

Name That Movie

Name That Movie 2010

Name that Actress | An Afternoon Comment Diversion

Need A Break from Pop Culture's Oppressive Terribleness? Emma Thompson Is Here For You

Needs More Unicorns | An Afternoon Comment Diversion

Never Get Involved in a Land War in Asia

Never Gets Old | A Weekend Comment Diversion

Never Want to Put My Feet Back Down on the Ground: The Greatest Film Surprises

New Year's 2009 Resolution Diversion

New Year's Resolutions 2009

Nightmare Fantasizing

Not a Square to Spare | A Weekend Comment Diversion

Ode to the Sandy Vagina

Ode to the Sandy Vagina 2008

Oh Yeah, Who Is That?

Once More With Feeling

One Magic Christmas

One Moment in Time

Only One | An Afternoon Comment Diversion

Oooo, That Smell, Can You Smell that Smell?

Our Blue and Gold Forever | Weekend Comment Diversion

Pajiba Book Club Suggestions

Pajiba Dictionary

Pajiba Lullabies

Pajiku | A Weekend Comment Diversion

Panty Removers

Pick Four | An Afternoon Comment Diversion

Pivot! (Questionnaire)

Pretty? Or Pretty Creepy? A Seriously Random Comment Diversion

Proud, Embarrassed, and Sorry

Pumpkin? Honey Bunny? | A Weekend Comment Diversion

Rainbow Coalition (of Doom)

Real Time Reviewing Your Favorite Show

Red in the Face

Remaking Your Favorite Classic Movie

Reunion Tour | A Weekend Comment Diversion

Rewriting Movie Endings

Ritual Weirdness | Comment Diversion

Rom-Com Revisited | A Weekend Comment Diversion

Roommate Horror Stories

Same-Sex Top Five

Scathing Music for Bitchy People

Scent of a Woman

Secret Shame -- Celebrity Edition

Secret Shames -- Actor Edition | A Morning Comment Diversion

Secret Shames -- Albums

See! Critics Do Matter | An Afternoon Comment Diversion

Seven Presidential Candidates

Seven Presidential Candidates: Take Two

Sex, Lies and Videotape | An Evening Comment Diversion

Sheer Damn Manliness | A Seriously Random Evening Comment Diversion

Should I Stay or Should I Go?

Single White Male

Sk8er Boi | A Weekend Comment Diversion

Slay Me with Your Clever T-Shirt Slogans, Poseurs | A Pajiba Contest

Snow Day!

So What Are You Wearing? | An Evening Comment Diversion

So, What's In Your Queue?

Some Things Never Change

Someday (Maybe)

Songs You Hate But Secretely Love

Songs for a Funeral

Songs that Make You Cry

Sorry You, What a Shameful Situation: The Movie Your Friends Want You to Love, but You Hate

Spoilers: Where Is Your Line?

Steak Patties Day

Strange Musical Association

Strange Snack Food Addictions

Strange Whoopee

Super Bowl Weekend Time Killer

Television Cliches

Tell Me All Your Weird Food Secrets | An Afternoon Comment Diversion

Tell The Truth: What's The Last Movie That You Watched In A Theater?

Tell Us About Your Unusual Job

Ten Music Memories

Thanksgiving Diversion

Thanksgiving Diversion 2009

That's Not My Gatsby! Dreamcasting Your Favorite Book

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.1

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.2

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.3

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.4

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.5

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.6

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.7

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.8

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.9

The 10 Attractions I Most Want To See At The Proposed Hunger Games Theme Park

The 10 Films People Most Lie About Seeing: What Classic Movie Have You Pretended to See?

The 11th Commandment

The 5 Best Trailers for So Far Unreleased Movies

The 5 People You'd Still Hate in Heaven

The Actor Affectation | An Afternoon Comment Diversion

The All-Time Funniest Movie Scene

The Apartment | A Weekend Comment Diversion

The Art of Cussing | Comment Diversion

The Berenstein Bears and the Mandela Effect/Glitch in the Matrix

The Best Albums Of The Aughts Diversion

The Best Cheesy but Good Sci-Fi Movies

The Best Halloween Treats

The Best Movies of the Aughts Diversion

The Best Video Games of All Time

The Biggest Lie You Ever Told | An Afternoon Comment Diversion

The Classic Film That Made You Love Old Movies

The Cost Of Higher Education | Was Yours Worth It

The Eloquent Christmas Buying Guide

The Five Freebies: Sugar, No Cream Edition

The Gin in My Vermouth: The Best Indoor Fireworks Between An Onscreen Movie Couple

The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever Pulled Was Convincing the World He Didn't Exist | A Weekend Comment Diversion

The Gym Mix

The Hunger Games: Why I Hope the Catching Fire, Mockingjay Films Are Better Than the Books

The Ideal Movie Character

The Job You Want, The Job You Dread

The Last Movie You Saw in a Theater?

The Long-Awaited Diversion Diversion

The Marshmallow Shooter

The Most Boring Film You've Ever Seen

The Most Famous Person From Your Hometown

The Most Famous Person You've Ever Met

The Movie Changed Your Life

The Movie Was Terrible, The Nap Was Wonderfully Refreshing

The Movie of Your Life

The Nightmare After Christmas

The Pajiba Suggestion Box

The Pub Crawl Five

The Road Trip Playlist

The Rocky and Bullwinkle Syndrome

The Scariest Novels

The Sleepwalking Dead | A Weekend Comment Diversion

The Sounds of Summer: What We're Listening To This Season

The Strangest Food You've Ever Eaten

The Things I Like Are Better Than the Things You Like

The TiVo Excursion

The Worst Job Ever

The Worst Movie of the Aughts

The Worst Sequel

The Worst Song of All Time

The Worst Thing You've Ever Done

The Worst: An Afternoon Comment Diversion

Theatrical Secret Shames

There Be Spoilers Here: The Worst Movie Ending

There, That Wasn't So Bad, Was It? | A Weekend Comment Diversion

Think Like Us ... Act Like Us ... You Will Listen to What We Say You'll Listen to ... Obey Us. ...

Three Pet Peeves

Three Songs and a Lyric

Three for Show and Three to Go

Time May Change Me, But I Can't Trace Time: Would You Do Anything Differently?

Turning Off the "Bitchy People" Neon Sign for the Evening | A Happy Hour Comment Diversion

Twittery: An Afternoon Comment Diversion

Two Truths and a Lie

Urban Legends

Vacation Movies

Vacation's All I Ever Wanted | A Weekend Comment Diversion

Valentine's Day Comment Massacre

Very Superstitious


Was 2010 a Down Year for Movies? | Ranking the Quality of Film Over the Last 5 Years

We Have To Go Back! An Afternoon Comment Diversion

We're Only Human After All | An Afternoon Comment Diversion

Wedding Gift Ideas

Wedding Reception Songs

Weekend Comment Diversion: Been Caught Stealing

Weekend Comment Diversion: How Do You Not Fall Down More?

Wes Anderson: Most Divisive Director Ever or Celebrate His Whole Catalogue?

What Are You Watching Over the Holiday Break?

What Are Your Holiday Binge Watch Plans?

What Are Your Top Three Desert Island TV Seasons?

What Are the Rules of Life You Wish Everyone Else Knew?

What Are the Television Shows You've Watched Over and Over Again?

What Did You Want to Be When You Grew Up?

What Do You Do on the Toilet?

What Do You Watch When You're In Your Worst Mood?

What Do Your 5 Favorite Characters Say about You?

What Got You Through Those Days?

What I've Learned

What If Bond Was One of Us? Name Your Equivalent Chick Pick

What Is The Most Bizarre Thing You Can Do With Your Body?

What Is Your Cultural Age

What Is Your Theme Song?

What Is the Most Valuable Pop Culture Contribution Your Significant Other Has Made to Your Life?

What Kind of Weird Referenda Are You Voting on Today? | A Quickie Diversion

What Makes You Happy?

What Movie Couldn't You Finish Watching (Even Though You Wanted To Do So)?

What Movie Did You Love Despite Initially Convincing Yourself You'd Hate

What Movie or Television Character's Name Do You Wish You Had?

What Movies Best Represent Where You Live? | The United States of Movies

What TV Shows Have You Decided to Quit This Season?

What The Hell Are You Supposed To Be? | An Evening Comment Diversion

What Was the First Movie You Saw in a Movie Theater?

What Was the Last Movie, TV Show, or Pop Culture Event That Lived Up to the Hype?

What Will the Future Remake?

What Wrecks Your Willing Suspension of Disbelief?

What is the Craziest Google Autocomplete Result You Can Find?

What's Lying Around You? | An Afternoon Comment Diversion

What's On Your Bucket List?

What's Wrong with You?

What's Your Desktop Background

What's Your Favorite Quote?

What's Your Favorite Suicide Song?

What's Your Favourite Quotation?

What's Your Most Personal Movie?

What's Your Problem?

What's in a Name?

What's in a Ringtone?

What's in a name? | A Weekend Comment Diversion

What's the Deal with NBC's 'The Slap'?

What's the One Must-See Movie You STILL Haven't Gotten Around To?

What, too soon? | A Weekend Comment Diversion

When Did I Become My Parents?

Where You Get to Show off Your Pretentious Side, A**hole

Which 2012 Awards-Contending Movie Do You Feel Is Overpraised?

Which Netflix Discs Have Gathered The Most Dust On Your Shelf?

Which State of Male Shirtlessness Do You Prefer?

Who Are You Hating On?

Who Has the Screen Presence to Replace our Aging Screen Icons? |

Who Is Your Celebrity Lookalike?

Who Is the Most Famous Person You Went to High School With?

Who Was Your Worst Boss?

Why Are Young Starlets So Eager To Debase Themselves?

Why Do You Vote the Way You Do?

Why Don't We Do It in the Road: The Best Place You Ever...

Word -- Your Favorite Aphorism | A Weekend Comment Diversion

Words with Pajibans

Worse Than Porn: The Most Embarrassing Movie You Own

Worst Book You Ever Read? | An Afternoon Comment Diversion

Worst Job Ever

Would You Let Significant Other Cheat On You for $1 Million?

Would You Rather?

You Be Me for Awhile and I'll Be You

You Say Pajiba, I Say ... Pajiba

You Say Re-gee-nah, I Say Re-geye-nah, Let's Say You Just Shut Up: Mispronunciations That Drive Us Mad

You Say You Want Diamonds on a Ring of Gold: What Would You Like Santa to Drop Down Your Chimney?

You Say You Want a Resolution? Don't You Know That You Can Count Me Out

You Sexy Like A Chocolate Covered Strawberry | An Evening Comment Diversion

You're Soooo Pretty | An Afternoon Comment Diversion

Your 2010 Five Freebies List | The Pajiba Ten Hall of Fame

Your 2011 To-Read List | A Weekend Comment Diversion

Your Best Brush with Greatness Stories

Your Boldest Move

Your Bucket List

Your Cinematic Legacy

Your Evil Twin Drink

Your Favorite Christmas Episodes

Your Favorite DVD

Your Favorite Independent Films

Your Favorite Movie Summer

Your Favorite Nonprofit

Your Favorite Nonprofit Organization

Your Favorite Summer Movie

Your Favourite Movie Music Sequence

Your Fictitious Four

Your First R-Rated Movie Theater Experience

Your First Sci-Fi Crush

Your Ideal Tattoo

Your Last Meal

Your Move | A Weekend Comment Diversion

Your Movie Time Machine

Your Opinions on Miley Cyrus Are Necessary to My Personal Wellbeing

Your Pajiba 10 Wildcard Entry

Your Post-Holiday, Snowed-in, Still-in-a-Bloated-Semi-Drunken-State Comment Diversion | How Was the Loot?

Your Superhero Powers

Your Theme Song

Your Weapon For The Zombie Apocalypse

Your Weekend Comment Diversion

Your Words Are Infectious | Why Do You Write?

Your Worst Thanksgiving Horror Stories | Win Season One of "Community"

Zombie Contest