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Boozehound Cinephile Archive



B*tch Ranking "Downton Abbey": Remember How Last Season Ended?

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The Biggest Box Office Stars of All Time Are No Longer Box Office Stars

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The 20 Highest Grossing Creature Features of All Time

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With a Bang, Followed by a Long, Miserable Whimper

By Ted Boynton | Posted Under Boozehound Cinephile | Comments ()

Before discussing our film today, let me plug my big radio debut this weekend. This Saturday at 5:03 p.m. Pacific Standard Time, I'll be interviewed by "Magic" Matt Alan of Outlaw Radio (www.outlawradio.tv), who enjoyed the Boozehound review of Beautiful...


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When He's Good, He's Really Good. When He's Bad, He's Awesome

By Ted Boynton | Posted Under Boozehound Cinephile | Comments ()

Pop Culture Item Consumed: Internal Affairs, a nasty little suspense thriller from 1990 featuring Richard Gere in a rare villain role as a highly decorated but deeply corrupt cop. A fresh-faced Andy Garcia plays the Internal Affairs officer investigating Gere's...


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Not to Labor in Obscurity

By Ted Boynton | Posted Under Boozehound Cinephile | Comments ()

Pop Culture Item Consumed: Backdraft and Ladder 49. Why would I do such a thing? As I hurriedly turned the channel one night to avoid being turned to stone by aggressively offensive I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, it...


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Careful man, there’s a beverage here! (5 Cocktails, 5 Movies)

By Ted Boynton | Posted Under Boozehound Cinephile | Comments ()

Over the course of the years, I've converted my lair/lounge/superfortress into an Eden of boozing and film-watching. Regardless of whose fault it is, mine or Hollywood's, I've also come to enjoy fewer and fewer new film releases each year. As...


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Painful in Youth, Delicious in Maturity

By Ted Boynton | Posted Under Boozehound Cinephile | Comments ()

Pop Culture Item Consumed: Thanks to Prisco for today's column idea, focusing on a small film that holds a special place in my boozy heart. 2002's Igby Goes Down stars Kieran Culkin as the disconnected second son of a wealthy...


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Just Give Me That Old Time Religion

By Ted Boynton | Posted Under Boozehound Cinephile | Comments ()

Pop Culture Item Consumed: Indiscreet, the brilliant Cary Grant-Ingrid Bergman comic romance directed by Stanley Donen (Singin' in the Rain, Arabesque). Indiscreet, released in 1958, features one of the most beautifully mature movie star pairings imaginable: 55-year-old Cary Grant, entering...


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Can’t Find a Better Man

By Ted Boynton | Posted Under Boozehound Cinephile | Comments ()

We're deviating slightly from form today to discuss a question of little practical value but of some esoteric interest to film enthusiasts: Tom Cruise's legacy. Cruise has carved out a unique place for himself in cinema, a mega-star niche in...


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In Tribute: The World Less Sharp, the Fields More Muddy, the Wind Less Friendly; Yet I Have Touched the Sky

By Ted Boynton | Posted Under Boozehound Cinephile | Comments ()

"During only one movie has the onscreen tippling been so inspiring that I actually stopped the DVD, made myself a really stiff drink (something with bourbon, I believe) AND had a smoke. Then I resumed watching, bourbon beverage in hand....


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We Become Brave By Doing Brave Acts

By Ted Boynton | Posted Under Boozehound Cinephile | Comments ()

Pop Culture Item Consumed: The Lighthorsemen, a 1987 film about the Australian mounted infantry in World War I, dramatizing one of the last significant military charges, if not the last such charge, conducted on horseback. Anyone who loves movies has...


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Not to Change the Past, But to Enlarge the Future

I’ve Loved You So Long: Boozehound Cinephile / Ted Boynton


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Two Fingers of Macallan, Neat; Hold the Scat Fetish

Salo (120 Days of Sodom): Boozehound Cinephile / Ted Boynton


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Conversation and Hennessy

Beautiful Girls: Boozehound Cinephile / Ted Boynton



Here's an alphabetical listing of all our Boozehound Cinephile:

120 Days of Sodom Review


2009 Oscar Predictions


2009 People's Choice Awards


28 Days Later / 28 Weeks Later


5 Cocktails for 5 Movies


60th Annual Emmy Awards


A Game-Legged Old Man and a Drunk.


Alien/Aliens


American Ganster Boozehound


B*tch Ranking "Downton Abbey": Remember How Last Season Ended?


Backdraft Review


Barcelona


Beautiful Girls Review


Body of Lies Boozehound


Boxer, The


Braff's Head Revisited


Broken Trail


Charlie Wilson's War Review


Crash - Boozehound


Crash TV


Croupier


Down with Love Review


Enter the Pajibasaur


Executive Decision Review


Five Levels of Hangover


Human Giant


I've Loved You So Long Review


Igby Goes Down Review


Indiscreet Review


Insinnuendos and the Usual Bumflufferies


Internal Affairs Review


John Cusack Retrospective


Kieslowski's Trois Couleurs


Mary Roach Interview


McCallum


No Looking Back Review


Primer


R.E.M. in Concert


Reader Mail Round-Up


Roman Holiday


Scorpion King XXX


Super Size Me


The 20 Highest Grossing Creature Features of All Time


The Biggest Box Office Stars of All Time Are No Longer Box Office Stars


The Boozehound Awards


The Boozehound Cinephile


The Dark Knight vs. Iron Man


The Dirty Dozen


The Legacy of Tom Cruise


The Lighthorsemen Review


The Peacemaker Review


The Road Film To Novel Comparison


There Will Be Blood (Boozehound)


Variety Show Pajibasaur


What to Drink When You're Expecting








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