Welcome to the Category Archive for Eloquent Eloquence
- 'Jurassic World' Raptors Undergo Sex-Change Because Boys Won't Play With Clever Girls
- 'Thor' Mocks Misogynists With Glorious Ass-Kicking
- Our Commenter Appreciation Post and The 10 Most Prolific Eloquent Eloquents of 2014
- 'Twas the Night before Pajibmas
- 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' vs 'Hercules': In Defense of Cheese
- Eloquent Eloquence: Slang Wagon Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Post-Coitus Lipstick Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Ye Olde Methamphetamyne Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Hunnam-Ahummana Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: The Full Thirlby Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Solidarity Highfive of Impatience! Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Smells Like a Burning Band-Aid Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Badass Linguistic Solidarity Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Verbing a Noun Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Valhallaback Girl Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Fire Power Under a Poodle Skirt Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: SQUIRRELCANO!!!!! Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Socio-Politically Meaningful Gay Sex Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: We Are Guest Legion Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: King of the Guys Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Temper Klaxon Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Entertainment Industry Neologoportmanteau Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Hating People That Like Things Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Literrhea Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: TL:DR Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Thighs of Fassbender Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Professional Teeth Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: B*tches Love Magic! Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Young Matt Damon Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Sylvia Plath Confessional Oven Mittery Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Kitsch Antics Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Sartorially Corrected Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Fingerhood Ornaments Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Climb Mount Molehill Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Public Meat Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Awesome Facial Concoctions Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Smarmtacularity Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Wild Mass Guessing Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Neologism Cotillion Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: B*TCHCEPTION! Edition *BRAAAAAAAAAAM*
- Eloquent Eloquence: Disembowel with My Mind Science Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Surprisingly Synchronized Disease-Ridden Whores Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Cast into the Machinery Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Fuzzy Assed Math Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Humdingers Firmly In Place Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Storm of Vengeance and Whiskey Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: I'm Your Holy Crocodile Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Community Hate Fondle Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Fiercely Heterosexual Opera Singers Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Radioactive Cinnamon Bun Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Ambiguous Sexual Elegance Edition
- Eloquent Eloquence: Imagine What Salma Hayek Would Look Like With Beer Goggles!
- Eloquent Eloquence (Overlord Edition): Why Is Thor So Much bigger Than Loki?
- Eloquent Eloquence: Hemswort Is a Daily Supplement We'd All Take
- Eloquent Eloquence: Bathing in the Blood of Marvin Suggs Muppaphones
- Eloquent Eloquence: I Still Don't Understand 'Twelve Monkeys'
- Eloquent Eloquence: Some Men Look Fine Balding, Some Men Are James Spader
- Eloquent Eloquence: Christian Slater? Seriously? Will It Also Star a VHS Player and the Uncertainty Over Freddie Mercury's Sexuality?
- Eloquent Eloquence: You May Have to Elba Him Before He Renners Straight Into Hiddleston
- Eloquent Eloquence: Reincorporation Is the Secret to Great Comedy
- Eloquent Eloquence: Online Death Threats Are Not Surprising. Surprising Is When Those Threats Are Spelled Correctly
- Eloquent Eloquence and Porn Names for Literary Classics
- Eloquent Eloquence: 13 Things Better than Scarlett Johansson in The Avengers
- Eloquent Eloquence: The Skeeviness of Greasy Naked Men Humping the Air
- Eloquent Eloquence: A Princess Bride Brewery? Anybody Want a Peanut Brown Ale? What About a Prince Humperdunkel?
- Eloquent Eloquence: Terry Richardson Makes Humbert Humbert Look Like the Boy Next Door
- Eloquent Eloquence: About that "Downton Abbey" Porn Title
- Eloquent Eloquence: The Difference Between Sociopath and Psychopath Explained
- Eloquent Eloquence: Why Are They Giving "Community" the "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" Treatment?
- Eloquent Eloquence: What Are Pirate Negotiators Called? ARRRbitrators, Me Hearties!
- Eloquent Eloquence: Wall-E Is a Spambot Wandering the Wastes of the Internet Performing Its Useless Spamming Tasks
- Eloquent Eloquence: Can You Pinpoint the Last Time Johnny Depp Washed His Hair?
- Eloquent Eloquence: Chekhov's Meth Lab, Indeed
- Eloquent Eloquence: Jason Statham Gets the Dr. Seuss Treatment
- Eloquent Eloquence: Would Motorboating the Magical Cleavage Be Like Being Baptized?
- Eloquent Eloquence (All New Format): Crank Up the Labia Saturation
- Dragons Are Like the Camaros of the Middle Ages and the 10 Best Comments of the Week
- "Gentlemen Prefer Boobs" and the 10 Best Comments of the Week
- The Boondock Saints Is the Insane Clown Posse of Movies and the 10 Best Comments of the Week
- Does this Rope Make My Hands Look Fat? and the 10 Best Comments of the Week
- Lindsay Lohan is the Susan Lucci of Death Pools and the 10 Best Comments of the Week
- When the F*ck did Michael Cera Turn into Lady Elaine Fairchilde? and the 10 Best Comments of the Week
- The Athiest's Worst Nightmare and the 10 Best Comments of the Week
- Salma Hayek and her Boobs Should Host Every Award Show Ever and the 10 Best Comments of the Week
- I Am Offended by Your Anti-Vowelism: The 10 Best Comments of the Week
- "Zombie Jambalaya" with Paul W.S. Anderson and the 10 Best Comments of the Week
- The 10 Best Comments of the Week and Lea Michele's Gozer from Ghostbusters costume
- The 10 Best Comments of the Week: For just £2 a Month, You Could Make the Difference in a Zombie's Undeath
- The 10 Best Comments of the Week Features a Talking Cravat Charmer
- The 10 Best Comments of the Week Reminds Us All to be More Swintonesque in the New Year
- The 10 Best Comments of the Week Asks the Question of the Ages: Man or Muppet?
- The 10 Best Comments of the Week: Skitz Kills Again
- The 10 Best Comments of the Week Featuring the True Story of the Vajazzle!
- Delicious Eggs Palpatine and the 10 Best Comments of the Week
- Eloquent Eloquence: Stuff Your Turkey with a Hair Metal Band and Call It TURDOKKEN
- Eloquent Eloquence Introduces The Moviegoer's Prayer
- Eloquent Eloquence: We Are the 99%. Of People Who Will Murder You
- Eloquent Eloquence: I Like to Get Naked, Too, But That Doesn't Make Me Funnier than Donald Glover
- Eloquent Eloquence: In Pajibaville They Say, That the Ladies' Ovaries Grew Threw Sizes That Day
- This Week's Eloquent Eloquence Asks: Is Appliance Intercourse Considered Sodomy?
- Eloquent Eloquence: Just Remember, I Love You Where You Tingle the Hardest
- Eloquent Eloquence: When did Mark Ruffalo become The Most Interesting Man in the World?
- Eloquent Eloquence: Christina Hendricks Bacon Whiskey Baby Ninja Star
- Eloquent Eloquence: Where Barbershop Quartet Meets '50's Federal Prison Rapist
- Eloquent Eloquence: George Lucas Gives His Fans the Finger
- Eloquent Eloquence: Death By A Thousand Sporks
- Eloquent Eloquence: Figgy's Swan Song
- Eloquent Eloquence 04/17/11
- Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day 04/11/11
- Eloquent Eloquence 04/10/11
- Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day 4/6/11
- Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day 04/04/11
- Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day 03/31
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- Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day
- Eloquent Eloquence Returns
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- Comment of the Day: Tonight, We Dine on Scrota!
- Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day
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- The Eloquent Eloquence Oscars Goes To ...
- Eloquent Eloquence: Real Men Drink Blood and Swallow Babies
- Eloquent Eloquence: " I Refuse to Watch Schindler's List Until They Come Up with a Decent Toy or Board Game"
- Stop Whining | Eloquent Eloquence
- Eloquent Eloquence 1-24-11 | What Did Tony Danza Ever Do To You?!
- The Pot and the Kettle | Eloquent Eloquence
- Does Bradley Cooper Not Know He's Bradley Cooper? I Mean He _Could_ Be Having Sex with Attractive Women | Eloquent Eloquence
- Welcome to the Nickelback Merchandise Page | Eloquent Eloquence
- A Random Collection of the Best Comments from 2010 | Eloquent Eloquence
- The Ten Bitchiest Commenters of 2010
- 2010 Anti-Eloquents: Clozapine Edition | First Amendment Side Effects
- 2010 Anti-Eloquents, Spam Edition | Skynet Has A Ways to Go
- I Want to Get Intimate. Lubricantly | Eloquent Eloquence
- Burlesque is Your Typical Small-Town Girl Goes to Los Angeles ...
- Bags of D*cks | Eloquent Eloquence
- Chill Out, People | Eloquent Eloquence
- The Virgins to Daniel Craig Conversion Chart | Eloquent Eloquence
- Nails in my Face, But the Rust Is in My Soul | Eloquent Eloquence
- A PG-13 Alien? Does It Cuddle People to Death? | Eloquent Eloquence
- If You Can Read This, You're Obviously Not Home-Schooled | Eloquent Eloquence
- We Cannot Forget About Chip Hitler | Eloquent Eloquence
- I'll Empathy You Right in the Jaw | Eloquent Eloquence
- Pee in her Bug | Eloquent Eloquence
- I Strong Advise You to Use Rubber on Peenus | Eloquent Eloquence
- Beaches ain't Sh*t but Hoes and Tricks | Eloquent Eloquence
- Imogen Poots | Eloquent Eloquence 08/23/10
- Miniature American Flags for Everyone! | Eloquent Eloquence 08/16/10
- Bear Googles | Eloquent Eloquence
- There is No Shame in Poutine. Only Joy | Eloquent Eloquence
- Ugly Chick Under a Bridge Ranting at Goats | Eloquent Eloquence
- So, Aqualad is Aquaman's Fey British Cousin? | Eloquent Eloquence
- Where Did the Bad Pajiba Touch You? | Eloquent Eloquence
- The Human Twi-li-pede | Eloquent Eloquence
- The Sexual Allure of Alan Rickman's Voice Box | Eloquent Eloquence
- It Doesn't Help That You Are A Thumbhead! | Eloquent Eloquence 06/14/10
- The Bunk Needs New Sheets | Eloquent Eloquence
- The Book of Screwing Pandas | Eloquent Eloquence
- Rainbow Poof | Eloquent Eloquence
- The Ballad of Eating Yoko | Eloquent Eloquence
- So That's How Pattinson Has Such Perfectly Shaped Hair. Unicorn Semen! | Eloquent Eloquence
- Eloquent Eloquence 05/03/10
- Brian Cox Is Nobody's Stand-In! | Eloquent Eloquence
- Eloquent Eloquence 04/15/10
- Eloquent Eloquence 04/08/10
- Eloquent Eloquence 04/02/10
- Eloquent Eloquence 03/27/10
- Eloquent Eloquence 03/25/10
- Eloquent Eloquence 03/18/10
- Eloquent Eloquence 03/10/10
- Eloquent Eloquence 02/25/10
- Eloquent Eloquence 02/19/10
- Eloquent Eloquence 02/11/10
- Eloquent Eloquence 02/04/10
- Eloquent Eloquence 01/28/10
- Eloquent Eloquence 01/21/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 01/14/10
- Eloquent Eloquence 01/07/10
- The Top 20 Comments of 2009
- Eloquent Eloquence 12/24/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 12/17/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 12/10/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 12/02/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 11/27/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 11/19/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 11/12/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 11/05/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 10/28/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 10/21/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 10/15/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 10/08/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 10/01/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 09/14/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 09/17/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 09/10/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 09/03/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 08/27/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 08/20/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 08/06/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 07/30/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 07/23/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 07/16/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 07/09/09
- 100 of the Best Comments
- Eloquent Eloquence 07/02/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 06/25/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 06/10/09
- Eloquent Eloquence 06/04/09
- The Warrior Queen's Parting Words and the Retirement of Eloquent Eloquence