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Eloquent Eloquence: Post-Coitus Lipstick Edition

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Eloquent Eloquence: Ye Olde Methamphetamyne Edition

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Eloquent Eloquence: Hunnam-Ahummana Edition

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Eloquent Eloquence: The Full Thirlby Edition

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Eloquent Eloquence: Solidarity Highfive of Impatience! Edition

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Eloquent Eloquence: Smells Like a Burning Band-Aid Edition

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Eloquent Eloquence: Badass Linguistic Solidarity Edition

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Eloquent Eloquence: Verbing a Noun Edition

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Eloquent Eloquence: Valhallaback Girl Edition

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Eloquent Eloquence: Fire Power Under a Poodle Skirt Edition

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Eloquent Eloquence: SQUIRRELCANO!!!!! Edition

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Eloquent Eloquence: Socio-Politically Meaningful Gay Sex Edition

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Eloquent Eloquence: We Are Guest Legion Edition

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Eloquent Eloquence: King of the Guys Edition

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Here's an alphabetical listing of all our Eloquent Eloquence:

Eloquent Eloquence: Radioactive Cinnamon Bun Edition


"Gentlemen Prefer Boobs" and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


"Zombie Jambalaya" with Paul W.S. Anderson and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


100 of the Best Comments


2010 Anti-Eloquents, Spam Edition | Skynet Has A Ways to Go


2010 Anti-Eloquents: Clozapine Edition | First Amendment Side Effects


A PG-13 Alien? Does It Cuddle People to Death? | Eloquent Eloquence


A Random Collection of the Best Comments from 2010 | Eloquent Eloquence


Bags of D*cks | Eloquent Eloquence


Beaches ain't Sh*t but Hoes and Tricks | Eloquent Eloquence


Bear Googles | Eloquent Eloquence


Brian Cox Is Nobody's Stand-In! | Eloquent Eloquence


Burlesque is Your Typical Small-Town Girl Goes to Los Angeles ...


Chill Out, People | Eloquent Eloquence


Comment of the Day: Tonight, We Dine on Scrota!


Delicious Eggs Palpatine and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


Does Bradley Cooper Not Know He's Bradley Cooper? I Mean He _Could_ Be Having Sex with Attractive Women | Eloquent Eloquence


Does this Rope Make My Hands Look Fat? and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


Dragons Are Like the Camaros of the Middle Ages and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


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Eloquent Eloquence (All New Format): Crank Up the Labia Saturation


Eloquent Eloquence (Overlord Edition): Why Is Thor So Much bigger Than Loki?


Eloquent Eloquence 01/07/10


Eloquent Eloquence 01/08/09


Eloquent Eloquence 01/14/10


Eloquent Eloquence 01/15/09


Eloquent Eloquence 01/21/09


Eloquent Eloquence 01/22/09


Eloquent Eloquence 01/28/10


Eloquent Eloquence 01/29/09


Eloquent Eloquence 02/04/10


Eloquent Eloquence 02/05/09


Eloquent Eloquence 02/11/10


Eloquent Eloquence 02/12/09


Eloquent Eloquence 02/19/08


Eloquent Eloquence 02/19/10


Eloquent Eloquence 02/25/09


Eloquent Eloquence 02/25/10


Eloquent Eloquence 03/05/09


Eloquent Eloquence 03/10/10


Eloquent Eloquence 03/12/09


Eloquent Eloquence 03/18/10


Eloquent Eloquence 03/19/09


Eloquent Eloquence 03/25/10


Eloquent Eloquence 03/27/10


Eloquent Eloquence 03/28/08


Eloquent Eloquence 04/02/10


Eloquent Eloquence 04/04/08


Eloquent Eloquence 04/08/10


Eloquent Eloquence 04/10/11


Eloquent Eloquence 04/11/08


Eloquent Eloquence 04/15/10


Eloquent Eloquence 04/17/08


Eloquent Eloquence 04/17/11


Eloquent Eloquence 04/24/08


Eloquent Eloquence 05/03/10


Eloquent Eloquence 05/08/08


Eloquent Eloquence 05/16/08


Eloquent Eloquence 06/04/09


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Eloquent Eloquence 06/10/09


Eloquent Eloquence 06/13/08


Eloquent Eloquence 06/18/09


Eloquent Eloquence 06/25/09


Eloquent Eloquence 06/26/08


Eloquent Eloquence 07/02/09


Eloquent Eloquence 07/09/09


Eloquent Eloquence 07/10/08


Eloquent Eloquence 07/16/09


Eloquent Eloquence 07/17/08


Eloquent Eloquence 07/23/09


Eloquent Eloquence 07/24/08


Eloquent Eloquence 07/30/09


Eloquent Eloquence 07/31/08


Eloquent Eloquence 08/06/09


Eloquent Eloquence 08/07/08


Eloquent Eloquence 08/14/08


Eloquent Eloquence 08/20/09


Eloquent Eloquence 08/21/08


Eloquent Eloquence 08/27/09


Eloquent Eloquence 08/28/08


Eloquent Eloquence 09/03/09


Eloquent Eloquence 09/04/08


Eloquent Eloquence 09/10/09


Eloquent Eloquence 09/11/08


Eloquent Eloquence 09/14/09


Eloquent Eloquence 09/17/09


Eloquent Eloquence 09/18/08


Eloquent Eloquence 09/25/08


Eloquent Eloquence 1-24-11 | What Did Tony Danza Ever Do To You?!


Eloquent Eloquence 10/01/09


Eloquent Eloquence 10/02/08


Eloquent Eloquence 10/08/09


Eloquent Eloquence 10/09/08


Eloquent Eloquence 10/15/09


Eloquent Eloquence 10/16/08


Eloquent Eloquence 10/21/09


Eloquent Eloquence 10/23/08


Eloquent Eloquence 10/28/09


Eloquent Eloquence 10/30/08


Eloquent Eloquence 11/05/09


Eloquent Eloquence 11/06/08


Eloquent Eloquence 11/12/09


Eloquent Eloquence 11/13/08


Eloquent Eloquence 11/19/09


Eloquent Eloquence 11/20/08


Eloquent Eloquence 11/27/09


Eloquent Eloquence 12/02/09


Eloquent Eloquence 12/04/08


Eloquent Eloquence 12/10/09


Eloquent Eloquence 12/11/08


Eloquent Eloquence 12/17/09


Eloquent Eloquence 12/18/08


Eloquent Eloquence 12/24/08


Eloquent Eloquence 12/24/09


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Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day 03/31


Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day 04/04/11


Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day 04/11/11


Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day 4/6/11


Eloquent Eloquence Introduces The Moviegoer's Prayer


Eloquent Eloquence Returns


Eloquent Eloquence and Porn Names for Literary Classics


Eloquent Eloquence: Christina Hendricks Bacon Whiskey Baby Ninja Star


Eloquent Eloquence: " I Refuse to Watch Schindler's List Until They Come Up with a Decent Toy or Board Game"


Eloquent Eloquence: 13 Things Better than Scarlett Johansson in The Avengers


Eloquent Eloquence: A Princess Bride Brewery? Anybody Want a Peanut Brown Ale? What About a Prince Humperdunkel?


Eloquent Eloquence: About that "Downton Abbey" Porn Title


Eloquent Eloquence: Ambiguous Sexual Elegance Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Awesome Facial Concoctions Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: B*TCHCEPTION! Edition *BRAAAAAAAAAAM*


Eloquent Eloquence: B*tches Love Magic! Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Badass Linguistic Solidarity Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Bathing in the Blood of Marvin Suggs Muppaphones


Eloquent Eloquence: Can You Pinpoint the Last Time Johnny Depp Washed His Hair?


Eloquent Eloquence: Cast into the Machinery Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Chekhov's Meth Lab, Indeed


Eloquent Eloquence: Christian Slater? Seriously? Will It Also Star a VHS Player and the Uncertainty Over Freddie Mercury's Sexuality?


Eloquent Eloquence: Climb Mount Molehill Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Community Hate Fondle Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Death By A Thousand Sporks


Eloquent Eloquence: Disembowel with My Mind Science Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Entertainment Industry Neologoportmanteau Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Fiercely Heterosexual Opera Singers Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Figgy's Swan Song


Eloquent Eloquence: Fingerhood Ornaments Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Fire Power Under a Poodle Skirt Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Fuzzy Assed Math Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: George Lucas Gives His Fans the Finger


Eloquent Eloquence: Hating People That Like Things Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Hemswort Is a Daily Supplement We'd All Take


Eloquent Eloquence: Humdingers Firmly In Place Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Hunnam-Ahummana Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: I Like to Get Naked, Too, But That Doesn't Make Me Funnier than Donald Glover


Eloquent Eloquence: I Still Don't Understand 'Twelve Monkeys'


Eloquent Eloquence: I'm Your Holy Crocodile Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Imagine What Salma Hayek Would Look Like With Beer Goggles!


Eloquent Eloquence: In Pajibaville They Say, That the Ladies' Ovaries Grew Threw Sizes That Day


Eloquent Eloquence: Jason Statham Gets the Dr. Seuss Treatment


Eloquent Eloquence: Just Remember, I Love You Where You Tingle the Hardest


Eloquent Eloquence: King of the Guys Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Kitsch Antics Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Literrhea Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Neologism Cotillion Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Online Death Threats Are Not Surprising. Surprising Is When Those Threats Are Spelled Correctly


Eloquent Eloquence: Post-Coitus Lipstick Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Professional Teeth Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Public Meat Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Real Men Drink Blood and Swallow Babies


Eloquent Eloquence: Reincorporation Is the Secret to Great Comedy


Eloquent Eloquence: SQUIRRELCANO!!!!! Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Sartorially Corrected Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Slang Wagon Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Smarmtacularity Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Smells Like a Burning Band-Aid Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Socio-Politically Meaningful Gay Sex Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Solidarity Highfive of Impatience! Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Some Men Look Fine Balding, Some Men Are James Spader


Eloquent Eloquence: Storm of Vengeance and Whiskey Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Stuff Your Turkey with a Hair Metal Band and Call It TURDOKKEN


Eloquent Eloquence: Surprisingly Synchronized Disease-Ridden Whores Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Sylvia Plath Confessional Oven Mittery Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: TL:DR Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Temper Klaxon Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Terry Richardson Makes Humbert Humbert Look Like the Boy Next Door


Eloquent Eloquence: The Difference Between Sociopath and Psychopath Explained


Eloquent Eloquence: The Full Thirlby Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: The Skeeviness of Greasy Naked Men Humping the Air


Eloquent Eloquence: Thighs of Fassbender Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Valhallaback Girl Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Verbing a Noun Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Wall-E Is a Spambot Wandering the Wastes of the Internet Performing Its Useless Spamming Tasks


Eloquent Eloquence: We Are Guest Legion Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: We Are the 99%. Of People Who Will Murder You


Eloquent Eloquence: What Are Pirate Negotiators Called? ARRRbitrators, Me Hearties!


Eloquent Eloquence: When did Mark Ruffalo become The Most Interesting Man in the World?


Eloquent Eloquence: Where Barbershop Quartet Meets '50's Federal Prison Rapist


Eloquent Eloquence: Why Are They Giving "Community" the "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" Treatment?


Eloquent Eloquence: Wild Mass Guessing Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: Would Motorboating the Magical Cleavage Be Like Being Baptized?


Eloquent Eloquence: Ye Olde Methamphetamyne Edition


Eloquent Eloquence: You May Have to Elba Him Before He Renners Straight Into Hiddleston


Eloquent Eloquence: Young Matt Damon Edition


I Am Offended by Your Anti-Vowelism: The 10 Best Comments of the Week


I Strong Advise You to Use Rubber on Peenus | Eloquent Eloquence


I Want to Get Intimate. Lubricantly | Eloquent Eloquence


I'll Empathy You Right in the Jaw | Eloquent Eloquence


If You Can Read This, You're Obviously Not Home-Schooled | Eloquent Eloquence


Imogen Poots | Eloquent Eloquence 08/23/10


It Doesn't Help That You Are A Thumbhead! | Eloquent Eloquence 06/14/10


Lindsay Lohan is the Susan Lucci of Death Pools and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


Miniature American Flags for Everyone! | Eloquent Eloquence 08/16/10


Nails in my Face, But the Rust Is in My Soul | Eloquent Eloquence


Pee in her Bug | Eloquent Eloquence


Rainbow Poof | Eloquent Eloquence


Salma Hayek and her Boobs Should Host Every Award Show Ever and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


So That's How Pattinson Has Such Perfectly Shaped Hair. Unicorn Semen! | Eloquent Eloquence


So, Aqualad is Aquaman's Fey British Cousin? | Eloquent Eloquence


Stop Whining | Eloquent Eloquence


The 10 Best Comments of the Week Asks the Question of the Ages: Man or Muppet?


The 10 Best Comments of the Week Features a Talking Cravat Charmer


The 10 Best Comments of the Week Featuring the True Story of the Vajazzle!


The 10 Best Comments of the Week Reminds Us All to be More Swintonesque in the New Year


The 10 Best Comments of the Week and Lea Michele's Gozer from Ghostbusters costume


The 10 Best Comments of the Week: For just £2 a Month, You Could Make the Difference in a Zombie's Undeath


The 10 Best Comments of the Week: Skitz Kills Again


The Athiest's Worst Nightmare and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


The Ballad of Eating Yoko | Eloquent Eloquence


The Book of Screwing Pandas | Eloquent Eloquence


The Boondock Saints Is the Insane Clown Posse of Movies and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


The Bunk Needs New Sheets | Eloquent Eloquence


The Eloquent Eloquence Oscars Goes To ...


The Human Twi-li-pede | Eloquent Eloquence


The Pot and the Kettle | Eloquent Eloquence


The Sexual Allure of Alan Rickman's Voice Box | Eloquent Eloquence


The Ten Bitchiest Commenters of 2010


The Top 20 Comments of 2009


The Virgins to Daniel Craig Conversion Chart | Eloquent Eloquence


The Warrior Queen's Parting Words and the Retirement of Eloquent Eloquence


There is No Shame in Poutine. Only Joy | Eloquent Eloquence


This Week's Eloquent Eloquence Asks: Is Appliance Intercourse Considered Sodomy?


Ugly Chick Under a Bridge Ranting at Goats | Eloquent Eloquence


We Cannot Forget About Chip Hitler | Eloquent Eloquence


Welcome to the Nickelback Merchandise Page | Eloquent Eloquence


When the F*ck did Michael Cera Turn into Lady Elaine Fairchilde? and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


Where Did the Bad Pajiba Touch You? | Eloquent Eloquence




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