I Am Offended by Your Anti-Vowelism: The 10 Best Comments of the Week
By Prolixity Julien
| Posted Under Eloquent Eloquence on February 3, 2012
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"Zombie Jambalaya" with Paul W.S. Anderson and the 10 Best Comments of the Week
By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Eloquent Eloquence on January 27, 2012
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The 10 Best Comments of the Week and Lea Michele's Gozer from Ghostbusters Costume
By Prolixity Julien
| Posted Under Eloquent Eloquence on January 20, 2012
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The 10 Best Comments of the Week: For just £2 a Month, You Could Make the Difference in a Zombie's Undeath
By Prolixity Julien
| Posted Under Eloquent Eloquence on January 13, 2012
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The 10 Best Comments of the Week Features a Talking Cravat Charmer
By Prolixity Julien
| Posted Under Eloquent Eloquence on January 6, 2012
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The 10 Best Comments of the Week Reminds Us All to be More Swintonesque in the New Year
By Prolixity Julien
| Posted Under Eloquent Eloquence on December 30, 2011
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The 10 Best Comments of the Week Asks the Question of the Ages: Man or Muppet?
By Prolixity Julien
| Posted Under Eloquent Eloquence on December 23, 2011
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The 10 Best Comments of the Week: Skitz Kills Again
By Prolixity Julien
| Posted Under Eloquent Eloquence on December 16, 2011
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The 10 Best Comments of the Week Featuring the True Story of the Vajazzle!
By Prolixity Julien
| Posted Under Eloquent Eloquence on December 9, 2011
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Delicious Eggs Palpatine and the 10 Best Comments of the Week
By Prolixity Julien
| Posted Under Eloquent Eloquence on December 2, 2011
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Eloquent Eloquence: Stuff Your Turkey with a Hair Metal Band and Call It TURDOKKEN
By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Eloquent Eloquence on November 25, 2011
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Eloquent Eloquence Introduces The Moviegoer's Prayer
By Prolixity Julien
| Posted Under Eloquent Eloquence on November 18, 2011
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Eloquent Eloquence: We Are the 99%. Of People Who Will Murder You
By Prolixity Julien
| Posted Under Eloquent Eloquence on November 11, 2011
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Eloquent Eloquence: I Like to Get Naked, Too, But That Doesn't Make Me Funnier than Donald Glover
By Prolixity Julien
| Posted Under Eloquent Eloquence on November 4, 2011
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Eloquent Eloquence: In Pajibaville They Say, That the Ladies' Ovaries Grew Threw Sizes That Day
By Prolixity Julien
| Posted Under Eloquent Eloquence on October 28, 2011
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100 of the Best Comments
2010 Anti-Eloquents, Spam Edition | Skynet Has A Ways to Go
2010 Anti-Eloquents: Clozapine Edition | First Amendment Side Effects
A PG-13 Alien? Does It Cuddle People to Death? | Eloquent Eloquence
A Random Collection of the Best Comments from 2010 | Eloquent Eloquence
Bags of D*cks | Eloquent Eloquence
Beaches ain't Sh*t but Hoes and Tricks | Eloquent Eloquence
Bear Googles | Eloquent Eloquence
Brian Cox Is Nobody's Stand-In! | Eloquent Eloquence
Burlesque is Your Typical Small-Town Girl Goes to Los Angeles ...
Chill Out, People | Eloquent Eloquence
Comment of the Day: Tonight, We Dine on Scrota!
Delicious Eggs Palpatine and the 10 Best Comments of the Week
Does Bradley Cooper Not Know He's Bradley Cooper? I Mean He _Could_ Be Having Sex with Attractive Women | Eloquent Eloquence
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Eloquent Eloquence 1-24-11 | What Did Tony Danza Ever Do To You?!
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Eloquent Eloquence Introduces The Moviegoer's Prayer
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Eloquent Eloquence: Christina Hendricks Bacon Whiskey Baby Ninja Star
Eloquent Eloquence: " I Refuse to Watch Schindler's List Until They Come Up with a Decent Toy or Board Game"
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Eloquent Eloquence: George Lucas Gives His Fans the Finger
Eloquent Eloquence: I Like to Get Naked, Too, But That Doesn't Make Me Funnier than Donald Glover
Eloquent Eloquence: In Pajibaville They Say, That the Ladies' Ovaries Grew Threw Sizes That Day
Eloquent Eloquence: Just Remember, I Love You Where You Tingle the Hardest
Eloquent Eloquence: Real Men Drink Blood and Swallow Babies
Eloquent Eloquence: Stuff Your Turkey with a Hair Metal Band and Call It TURDOKKEN
Eloquent Eloquence: We Are the 99%. Of People Who Will Murder You
Eloquent Eloquence: When did Mark Ruffalo become The Most Interesting Man in the World?
Eloquent Eloquence: Where Barbershop Quartet Meets '50's Federal Prison Rapist
I Am Offended by Your Anti-Vowelism: The 10 Best Comments of the Week
I Strong Advise You to Use Rubber on Peenus | Eloquent Eloquence
I Want to Get Intimate. Lubricantly | Eloquent Eloquence
I'll Empathy You Right in the Jaw | Eloquent Eloquence
If You Can Read This, You're Obviously Not Home-Schooled | Eloquent Eloquence
Imogen Poots | Eloquent Eloquence 08/23/10
It Doesn't Help That You Are A Thumbhead! | Eloquent Eloquence 06/14/10
Miniature American Flags for Everyone! | Eloquent Eloquence 08/16/10
Nails in my Face, But the Rust Is in My Soul | Eloquent Eloquence
Pee in her Bug | Eloquent Eloquence
Rainbow Poof | Eloquent Eloquence
So That's How Pattinson Has Such Perfectly Shaped Hair. Unicorn Semen! | Eloquent Eloquence
So, Aqualad is Aquaman's Fey British Cousin? | Eloquent Eloquence
Stop Whining | Eloquent Eloquence
The 10 Best Comments of the Week Asks the Question of the Ages: Man or Muppet?
The 10 Best Comments of the Week Features a Talking Cravat Charmer
The 10 Best Comments of the Week Featuring the True Story of the Vajazzle!
The 10 Best Comments of the Week Reminds Us All to be More Swintonesque in the New Year
The 10 Best Comments of the Week and Lea Michele's Gozer from Ghostbusters costume
The 10 Best Comments of the Week: For just £2 a Month, You Could Make the Difference in a Zombie's Undeath
The 10 Best Comments of the Week: Skitz Kills Again
The Ballad of Eating Yoko | Eloquent Eloquence
The Book of Screwing Pandas | Eloquent Eloquence
The Bunk Needs New Sheets | Eloquent Eloquence
The Eloquent Eloquence Oscars Goes To ...
The Human Twi-li-pede | Eloquent Eloquence
The Pot and the Kettle | Eloquent Eloquence
The Sexual Allure of Alan Rickman's Voice Box | Eloquent Eloquence
The Ten Bitchiest Commenters of 2010
The Top 20 Comments of 2009
The Virgins to Daniel Craig Conversion Chart | Eloquent Eloquence
The Warrior Queen's Parting Words and the Retirement of Eloquent Eloquence
There is No Shame in Poutine. Only Joy | Eloquent Eloquence
This Week's Eloquent Eloquence Asks: Is Appliance Intercourse Considered Sodomy?
Ugly Chick Under a Bridge Ranting at Goats | Eloquent Eloquence
We Cannot Forget About Chip Hitler | Eloquent Eloquence
Welcome to the Nickelback Merchandise Page | Eloquent Eloquence
Where Did the Bad Pajiba Touch You? | Eloquent Eloquence